 Hello, I'm the citizen. And I'm the government. Does this feel like kind of a dated parody to you? What? No, this format is the new hotness. No, Apple hasn't been doing Mac PC ads in over a decade. You know I still have laws on the books from the 1800s making it illegal to offend a horse, right? Right. Anyway, if you've got a better idea, just fax it to me. Cool, yeah, I will. Hello, I'm the citizen. And I'm the government. Did you see my mandate? You didn't win by that big of a margin. I can't wait to ran through my legislative agenda with my enormous mandate. Okay, calm down now. A third of eligible voters voted for you. I should get a sports car so everyone can see how big my mandate is. You want to see a picture of my mandate? No. Sent. Gross. Hello, I'm the citizen. And I'm the government. It's peacekeeping.