 Welcome to The Crypto Minute! The NB chain now has the second largest amount of unique addresses next to Bitcoin. Wabi's reportedly relocating to the Caribbean. Sounds terrible. Zirubin had a $28 million hot wallet hack. Oh dear! 9-1-1, I'd like to report a murder. Looks like CZ wants Binance to help bring Twitter into Web 3. 14 years ago! Wait, this line needs some dramatic music. Satoshi Nakamoto released the white paper and those handpages changed the world. And the real T this week is Christine Lagarde saying that inflation comes out of thin air. Deppin's parent company is launching NFT marketplace. South Korean regulators want a tough and crypto fraud punishment. Union Bank and the Philippines launch crypto trading. A federal judge is investigating whether Celsius was acting like a Ponzi. Can't believe Elon fired me. Thor-Chan was down for 20 hours! Me watching the SBF and Voorhees debate. Looks like in Switzerland crypto transactions over $1,000 is going to require ID verification. MakerDot co-founder died. My 2022 Bingo card did not show gear against the wishing Satoshi a happy birthday. Elon just really goes to beat his own... I know you all spent $8 a month on way weirder shit. Dogecoin pumped 150%. Well, there goes another 75 basis points. Not salty about art goblers. Keep stacking and I'll see you next week.