 us soca it's a star war show there'll be lightsabers phalone socks what a lot of lightsabers in this one oh no rags that's gonna be the sentiment once the show is over this is his big grand adventure this is his big test as it were because this is his show the other because the other tests weren't him in the other ones don't count even though he was executive producer they don't count but they kind of do but they don't this is awesome this is his season of the mandalorian was like in a huge part like written by him on john john john john was also there he was john was also there every single episode of a soca was written by day phalone and he directed a few of the episodes but he wrote every episode alone this is his grand adventure this is his this is his crossed back i would rather talk about much more medicines is me like their first target was a new hope and then they they went for it and they gutted it and it for all of it was worth they failed miserably to push it forward and to benefit to even transfer that that wonderful energy that probably would have gotten them a bit of you know the whole like moving the the fun of the old into the new and then be able to bank on the new they're gonna try and make that ray movie but that's gonna be a huge mistake there was an era and this was fucking ages ago now that we were like wait a second that's prequel stuff what you're doing with prequel stuff what's going on and then we realized uh even in the marketing and then just full on seasons of tv where it's just like you like the prequels we like the prequels too it's like no you didn't yeah you said you didn't like the prequel which is a fascinating shift but they're because it's done they sucked all prequels for what they're worth too that's fucked yeah because their own stuff wasn't taken off they had their own trilogy of movies plus and it still didn't catch on so they said oh prequels people like the prequels and then and then that really culminated in obi one kanobi which has got to be the biggest disappointment in star wars for a long time what better way to say yes the greatest elements to extract and use from the prequels than anakin skywalker and obi one kanobi and doth vader and the era you know between prequels and the sequels and order 66 fallout it's like yep you use all of it for nothing it was a fucking worthless show now play out of something cringe it's great memory hold basically all of these shows and never time to get mentioned like oh we watched like all over fat remember that yeah now that you mentioned it i do remember that yeah remind you we've seen three seasons of the mandalorian we've seen boba fat the book of we've seen kanobi and and then there was this weird fucking one called andor we saw that guy yeah oh that was that one that was weird someone someone got fired for that it was a story that was a random show and ain't a crazy show it arguably banks on a spin off of a new hope and it's this entirely own thing it's all its own characters and to the dismay of many star wars fans it did have bricks in it it had people that's disgusting did it have a single lightsaber sound even i don't i don't think so wonderful that it didn't have any i don't think there was an arrow in the force will be with you always i get the impression that in this show we're going to be hearing a lot of those every effort in the spirit of that observation about the eras of star wars that they wanted to extract as much juice out of as possible that we're now at the point that they're extracting that was where i was going with a huge part that is theirs that is the thing that they made which is your character can argue is still we're transitioning it's partially prequel that was still you know when george lucas was around but it's also partially rebels which was a disney creation that's that's holy disney yeah and that's it rebels to be pretty cringe now and um it's pretty cringe okay thank you we're talking about eras and stuff but not long ago or maybe it was long ago didn't disney want to do like a high republic sort of thing and i guess that just never took off at all the recent announcement that they did was they they broke up the entire star wars timeline into these eras of which i believe seven of them were in the course of maybe like 50 years meanwhile you've got these ones that like comprise thousands of years you know like the new republic then newly created high republic which i think is that 200 300 years before phantom menace there's also going to be uh james mangold's doing that origin story of the jedi film like the very first one which uh i'm not interest i don't like the idea of that at all i don't just don't ruin it you know whatever i'm thinking of right now is better it just don't just don't touch it i don't want an origin story we know how you've handled origin stories they're terrible not even lucas could get origin stories done right so yeah yeah yeah but like stop no when i was a kid much like everyone i loved the jedi and the lightsaber and it was so cool and now i'm a a a a a a cratchety old man on my porch just you with my fists shaken and i hate lightsabers and i never want to see another jedi again because they've just been ruined for me and they're so kind of uh now when i think i'm seeing lightsabers all i think is uh fuck's sake here we go like that's all we've done for it now we're near six years since tlj uh that's always with we're four years away from all of those people that said in 10 years tlj will be considered a masterpiece by everybody it's getting worse if anything i mean all we've changed is the gradual decline of star wars and more and more flashpoint so you've even been that gradual we're now at a point where people pretty confidently and routinely point out that the mcu sucks and people weren't quite willing to do that like a year ago or especially two years ago yeah it feels the same here right like it feels like obu one was the inflection point in terms of general dislike and disinterest in star wars because people expected a lot of that show and then when it didn't deliver it definitely had an effect on people watching and or mando season three obviously people did not like that and people weren't as willing to defend that one and now we're coming to this show and it'll be interesting to see what the reception is even though big haymaker that finally knocked the structure that is star wars over although i think after haymaker after haymaker you know of course we talked about you know the 10 year looking back at tlj as star wars reputation has gotten worse and worse and worse the time goes on i think a lot of people will look back and they will point to the last Jedi being the thing that really started the decline of star wars because even now tfa gets a lot of good will though it has soured so even though the problems really did begin right off the bat with the force awakens i think more people will point to the last jedi being the beginning of the ruination like like in a car crash where it's sudden and but then like you have internal injuries that just kill you over time it's kind of the how i think of it in a way if tlj was really good i think people would have been fine with what tfa was setting up and where it was going he gets out of the car and he's he's limping and then just a mobster just guns him down with all of the bullets ever the doctor's like i think it could have been the internal injuries from the car it could have been the hail of bullets he also had cancer at aids but the amusing thing for us is that this is the first of all the tv shows that we don't have as much context to be upset about if they ruin everything i don't know anything about any of these people i know we know we know loads about i know a little in the other shows she was great she was in a few episodes of pandalorian turn on your lightsaber and stuff yeah she was a cringe bland orange lady pretty much that's it he's just a cringe bland orange lady was all we got we're gonna be getting uh from what i understand sabine he's got coloured hair she's a mando question mark no i'm not mando yeah she's a mando mando tech super genius that lady mandalorian season two episodes five you mean the one who would throw on the one that she yeah the stick lady yeah yeah she's gonna be coming back you're gonna have to go pray stevensson that's gonna be cool he's like an actor he's gonna be playing a bad guy that's fun the rest of the rebels gang will be in this mary elizabeth winstead is in this yeah that's the one yeah so her son is in it that we like human hybrid that's the thing oh and of course that fella remember at the bar oh said do you remember the pilot man yeah oh you know his name you said you said the fella at the bar and i thought you were talking about day philoni i'll probably be at this my pure misfortune i ended up watching a bunch of this show fairly recently because a friend was going through it to prep for a shoker so is it a silk or a shoker i don't fucking know man i don't think i've ever heard anybody say a shoker i mean either way i feel it i honestly you can call her whatever the fuck you want i don't care i care rags she's my favorite it is a good room room i don't even like too strong and powerful with mandor i felt like we could go into a trying to make predictions about what's gonna happen i don't really know what i'm meant to be expecting if we'd seen when wars and rebels we probably will to make some good predictions i think between us all we've seen loads of different things but rithya was actually seeing all of clone wars have you seen all of rebels all clone wars most of rebels and i've seen half of clone wars what i would add though is that i uh i don't know that the way that those shows are structured is gonna be a good point of reference for how this show will be structured because the clone wars has an overarching story but i guess you can say it's like semi serialized there are like these much smaller condensed arcs and then different ones whereas this is just eight straight episodes that are like 50 minutes long for overarching plot so it might be a bit hard to use in a sense that's kind of what i was saying was like a plus to the show the fact that we don't know what it can fuck up will likely benefit it it'll benefit us viewing it but for people who would benefit the show as well because we won't be able to criticize it for that we will instead be like okay fair enough well i guess i'm just saying for people who know more about uh asaka the character well to be fair with the um the introduction of what the fuck was her name bounty hunter lady band mando season three and two oh uh phoenix strand no the mando lady the the she's gonna be taken over that's the one bokeh time oh so she said mas canada we had all she's i don't even know why i did remember she's girl yoda that's how they contrived her into the world that did nothing yoda yeah because she's orange and he's yeah he's green orange and green are what we call complementary colors all of the artists and chat and in the comment section will agree green and red are complementary colors green and orange that's right blue and blue and orange green and red you can tell green and orange complement each other because when rag speaks you can see the orange and the green that's true and fringy is green and i am orange and we complement each other wow fringy is that a new haircut it sure looks good on the note i've chat and comment so i was going to say that they were the ones that were making essays about bokeh time and how badly they butchered her in uh mando season three because remember we read one of them out that was like talking all about her history and all the things that she's done we were like none of this was in the show and nobody mentioned yeah she's a bland because i wonder if in making this show they kind of recognize that a lot of the people are going to be watching it probably didn't watch all of point was and rebels yes but at the same time that's just narrative juice that you can grab it's pre-built like histories and you can just imply them even but you don't really get that at all we had bokeh time as a point of reference and they just ignored and that's the thing right maybe this will be better than that but that's something that we kind of have to think about so yes um the idea here is that we're gonna go into it fairly neutrally we're gonna chat about it as it goes on and thea will be our helpful guide for little tidbits like when we say who's that and then he goes oh it's someone cringe from episode three oh okay i think my general prediction is going to be whatever the enemies are they're going to be incompetent and shit it's a star wars staple yeah exactly and because all of the new characters having like the little group they're going to be all really good at all the things they need to be good at the best even not remote a little bit good very good prediction is all of the good yeah i think i'm really really bad yeah bad world building yeah i'm vaguely interested to see how isoka is characterized i want to see if there's any consistency to it whatever because she's been really bland for like most of the everything she's been in for the past forever as opposed to being boring but also having some semblance of a character in clone wars any breaks in this fucking show i'm gonna die through that well so one of the things i've seen people talking about is the color grading of this show so we'll keep that yeah we'll see if it gets an a or an f we will have nothing but to do well is anything else anyone wants to say before we go ahead and start this thing up oh wait yes we forgot what about comment showcase aha you fool that's the first episode of our rags oh my goodness gracious who's the new face this time are they running are they running out of helmets or robots do we have a new kitchen sink okay sorry clone trooper guy guy oh guys guys guys because it's a lot of yeah david tennis he voices a robot right apparently he's voicing the same robot he voiced in rebels yeah that's a clone evil oh wow we're doing a big red that means it's evil oh it doesn't even like fade into the background it's just scrolling up oh that's okay it's his own stamp on it okay what is underway to find the lost imperial grand admiral throne you have to yell it imperial grand admiral thron where did he go but he's gone like so katana captured one of thrones oh katana secret map oh that was in mando oh we've got a map oh secret map oh wow plan to soak him a six man prisoner Morgan Nelsbeth Morgan Nelsbeth to the renew republic of trial they only just done that wasn't that ages ago didn't get captured in season two of mando yeah that was a while ago right you remember when uh Gus Fring was taken from they didn't even notice yeah yeah they didn't even notice they didn't show off the trial it's like he didn't show up uh yeah how inspired a shot of space and then a ship comes into it how inspired a ship has entered this sector they're early oh it's smart gun guy from aliens ask them to identify themselves and transmit their clearance code the signal is an old Jedi clearance code yeah but the fact that it's an old one like well all all of the Jedi stuff is going to be old you talk to him i'm calling their bluff signal them to come aboard i want to meet these jedi no i'm communicating by meeting that yeah no communicate with him what if they're holding party if they just have you're fucked you just invited them to why yeah if they are Jedi and they're bad you're fucked and they're going to hell i love that he said like ah they're probably lying now to go kill myself oh come on no way you're all gonna die look at him look at him look at his hand he's got a custom helmet he does have a custom helmet this is so fucking stupid holy shit look how many people are on that ship what if they just pour out to start showing you please kill me please the ship looks evil already oh they're wearing black cloaks oh come on they'd be more obvious yeah these are the bag so they're just gonna kill everybody thank you for allowing us to come on board yeah we don't know why you did but thanks you're no jedi just some overconfident imperial trash who pushed their luck too far he's antagonizing them why why would you not say could you provide some proof for identification can you make something float scan these imposters for identification allow me to show you all right now he can kill him he's gonna kill him very nice yeah oh fucking brilliant yeah that's crazy i love it what was the fucking point how could this have happened we are no jedi yeah i got no way very bad boy i can't believe this whole ship full of soldier so oh they took the alluger they based it off of alluger they just said half the security all your cringe why do you like close to take your hood down no two of us can okay three of us shoot at once oh never mind okay guys ever wanted to see a spooky dog figure and black out through the lightsaber kill a bunch of people in spaceship i've never seen that before that could be cool why'd they stop shooting at him yeah everyone's just stop because they knew they'd lost this is shit already no great first impression jeez so he deactivated the saber if someone right you can do that don't you have to have like an understanding of the internal mechanisms of that in order to okay with us always why did it take when this is meant to be stuck i don't know where's the rest of the soldiers of this huge ship she knows about prawn yeah because you told so like this reveals so this like reveals the sith to the new republic and everything right it seemed like he wasn't familiar he was familiar with jedi but not sith which is weird you know what this one that there was nothing clever or interesting about any of that no they didn't like subvert this the ship security to free the prisoner and make him stay hello hi we're actually i remember when han and luke had to hide from all these big ships though oh i love egypt oh that's on earth space egypt this is oh look there she is do they have sand cones on yeah so go she's my favorite i love isoka because she's so amazing and awesome and i sure do love isoka tano how long are you gonna spend on big sweeping shots oh god is this mortis what's mortis what is that uh bad stuff in the clone wars that would take a while to explain wait the wait mortis is the name of something bad yeah great it sounds like a nice place like all i want to say is uh force avatars you know mortis is latin for our death so not everyone's death just ours oh my god that is that was a terrible idea you don't know how deep that was you had no idea what was gonna happen when you did that was cringy also what a lame way to get into an ancient temple you just cut through the fucking wall it's a cool way to get in no it's not a wall but you know it's a sideways wall it does look like the apple of age and yeah ooh yeah i love me some sad i just know that assassin's creed was a prequel or a sequel maybe to great we get to explore the least interesting part of assassin's creed in isoka tano show okay we we're indulging a little bit now come on oh i thought it'd be like a bubble no no you you turn the top part and then it makes a machine go you just turn that one too yeah you just turn this one yeah and that points to video game puzzle why wouldn't you make it something she has to understand so oh i guess that's a puzzle what if you turn it in another way and look from a different angle yeah what are we going to wind up with another ball that doesn't lie around because it's a straight line why are you smiling yeah it's a smug how you did this in a thing oh okay but what did she figure out it looks like she could have aimed at a couple of different places but okay yeah well but that's the why don't she know she knows you just use your lightsaber and cut through the wall yeah wait whatever she's unlocking just cut it open with your legs just cut it open it literally doesn't matter maybe she needs the apples of eden so she's been here before then well no because this is this is the place that she got as information from lady when she was uh remember she was like you need a map to get to run away lady is the reason she's here but to be honest with you it's the point that she's like using the force to figure out where she's meant to put it yeah what she's doing well you have to force to figure the shit out and like not looking at it it almost is like ah yeah see she's sensing what's what does this got to do with the force if bad guys put it here as a map to throne why did they put a map to throne in a big temple maybe it's not the force maybe i'm maybe i'm wrong now i'm starting like this is supposed to be a map to throne right why is it somewhere like crazy yeah can you just put it in a box and put a padlock on build an ancient temple to use a map to get through she could have just cut through the floor like she did before oh no i'm gonna say i feel like it's insisting upon itself right now oh no oh no it's the last element that oh we need that to stop the meteor oh no intended i guess it is oh there you go on teapast oh there it is it's how come it was an ash big chunky snitch oh the the power stone's in there oh it's apple of eden or something we gotta come up with more references i did this i feel like there's a million and we just don't have any dragon yeah i love golden lock balls i found it you're not jane that's a lie that sounds like he's the voice of one of the robots i guess that's a robot wait can we get back to him can you hurry the fuck up rags this whole seat is not been hurrying up oh hey bud come no closer no the map give it to us wait did they coincidentally get here at the exact same time as her i wasn't waiting at the top of the hallway wait to unlock it in which case why would they need it to do that if it was a bad guy's map in the first place whoa they've got cool anti lightsaber weapons of course they do otherwise this would be boring it's the second one shorter than the first one i look yeah i think so yeah the difference okay they're going uh the white lightsaber it's no fucking cringe and try hard action c number two here we go uh what that was quick how did she know where they are well i get it i feel like her cloak would fucking burn constantly in her tails too on her head oh yeah those would be flopping around why do you hold that pose for so long no don't say that aloud why would you give it so much time just have it explode anything one map because this would just blow it up right no why what this would be also this would blow up guys it's one shot gun and a jedi stand one shot gun oh my god it's a fire why is there so much fire they've blown up the point what it was in there oh my god oh god what the hell what were you planning on getting the map oh wow what the lord are in space what is happening Jesus he's treating so casually too good thing i arrived when i did okay anyway moving on i guess if you didn't keep at such a safe distance maybe we wouldn't have lost communication i mean you were underground how far but you can talk to people on like other planets and stuff i have my programming next time stay close i feel like that doesn't address the point that he's making just that he's programmed to do it the other way yeah which might want to change his programming exactly i found it the map right where morgan said it would be i still don't get how the bad guys didn't have control over that map when she's it's a bad guy that gave her the info it's a bright thrusters this is home one do you copy there's been an incident how close was that i don't know what i'm not even gonna bother you get to anywhere in the galaxy and then wait so are you telling me they just destroyed the ship somehow and surely there's hundreds of people left on the ship right wait what wasn't there a ship for the droids what did they arrive on oh i guess they blew it up here it is the star of final destination three and other movies i think she may have been one or two things other than that but that's her main and she's uh rebels character right yep you excited yeah look she was the closest thing to a good character in rebels oh okay that she was like okay all right i will say it's kind of neat that our gang so far is two aliens in a robot that's neat yeah yay i seem to have abilities like you these days there are few who can wield the force do they not know about perhaps one of them at all but they would have to she's running to sith like all the time i find it weird she knows about jedi but all sith like what's i don't know i mean you just assume and also the emperor you know i feel like there are bad jedi she's running to them like loads of time yeah you're right star mac this one holds the secret morgan's after the location of the last missing and they really took a time with that that seems like super important information but a grand admiral moves in an ancient temple that leads to thron why that's the problem why is a great question i'm sure we'll find out thron throne died at the battle of the fall his death was never confirmed so the most deaths aren't confirmed in these kinds of battles i'm so confused as to what the wrong actually is big blue man so can i mean i know he's the big blue man but why is he ever was like we've got to build a temple he's just so fucking clever that he's gonna bring the empire can't help but jerk off how clever he is which means he needs a map to him did they learn nothing from force awakens of that map if thron survived does that mean esra oh esra that's another one of those characters he's not a rebel character right he was the main character he'll probably shop in this right probably nothing is certain except our enemies believe that they know where to look but if the enemy knows where to look then surely they've they've already gone there right let's take a look at this map we cannot show you the map the device is locked why don't didn't you open with that yeah how do i take this long for you to say we have a map to thron we can't unlock it the defense council is requesting an update on the incident tell them i'll be right there you'll be right there you know who could help you with this i do what's with all the pauses oh my god just talk like normal people you just have to drag out every single thing so drag 20 minutes when i'm saying anything of substance that's the annoying part because it could be confused with us see they're like biding their time building an atmosphere but it's just big long pauses i don't record it by the way but she said they're gonna run an identity thing like scan on the lightsabers for the bad guys why wouldn't they have done that already the empire was defeated thanks to the royal efforts of commander esra bridger why does that wait a minute fancy brown yeah he's a novel of rebels man i guess we're just getting everyone oh it's just like star wars because there's no fucking rails on anything he has played a star wars character before but he was a demon so it's fine commander sabine ren and sabine oh and they got the mural sabine ren but she hasn't been here the whole time oh she's gonna come in on a jetpack she's gonna fly down why are we waiting for commander ren's arrival no rails on anything the city looks very fake there's no windows there's no like the volume yeah nothing's real so every set is like really small finder now look oh it's a mando too it's just so cool what are we doing oh my god this is the this is the right of grabbing me and saying she's cool uh maybe i'll just let me go you look like a clown oh she's so fucking badass dude oh she's gonna she's gonna when she's driving her motorbike these guys are gonna try and stop it but they won't be successful because she's a badass what do you want border governor zatti's looking for you why is that you were there by the way it's not it doesn't make you cool to skip on the ceremony about the the war and the sacrifices people made that's kind of makes you you're a you're a real dick actually well here's a new order get lost you just disable her thing remotely or whatever oh is she gonna let go over the top she's gonna ramp over the top over the top or beneath it she doesn't listen to anyone she does her own thing guys you would come a faster way when they put a block in Jesus this is awful god she's so cool what a cool strong female character i love her already i hope i grow up to be just like her i feel like it'd be funnier you know if she just stopped lifted her bike over the railing and just went on the other side why are you calling her her first name you're not gonna go through like one punch man or something that's sellable it would be an ass oh wow why did you why would you risk that i'm crazy that's not how that would work though you would just go to topple and yeah and die yeah the frickin now you're evading the police is that what you're doing we're oh yeah you're so cool i need this music to get out of my ears right now i got it low it ain't so cool music was so cringe oh they gave up whatever bye and the road with ends and then you just go off into nothing what the fuck i was asking earlier what this is the road going to legit goes to nowhere oh look it's a critter look it's a critter well if she just lives here you could just go here to get it you look interesting yeah he's a little space cat i like it's a puppet our least part of it is the front part of it i think yeah i don't believe that she's a commander with that attitude yeah and they wouldn't refer to her by her first name and she's insufferable she's insanely disrespectful because she's so awesome disrespecting her own friends like who died at the memorial service they're doing and she's like no i don't want to go actually i'm just ride my motorcycle get a mando what's the mando tune did this oh she'll put her helmet on as a payoff as long as we just it'll be a payoff way later yeah because she's feeling discontent about it all or something and it goes without saying we are wasting so much time yes we are yeah well for the record we are 26 minutes into this show that is absolutely nuts how much have we accomplished in 26 minutes barely one of these are going to a temple and she got a map and then she talked to a friend and then the friend directed to sublime driving driving on the freeway all right that's is that uh is that that ezra guy as a jedi sometimes you have to make the decision no one else can that's what i did to defeat thron catch of this catch of shit this exposition is you've been through a lot grew up together in this rebellion we're not really family you're like a sister to me okay oh my goodness is that the line oh the the destruction of this entire place our droids destroyed our temple why maybe we shouldn't have sent those auto destructive useless ass robots oh she's got the little padawan oh yeah she does we should have sent one person with a shotgun and kill the explosion those stones look very white they'll one time in manna season two michael bean have well there's uh there's shotguns in like some of the star wars games right oh yeah but i think i think uh there might be ones and rebels as well for all i know but i'm just talking about my sister's of death i'm here are we away do we do a night sister's magic yeah yeah this is the the star oh the witches of death of me you're a witch a survivor they're unironically so she's a night sister is what she's saying is it that's very different than a witch okay oh that guy that guy people see right he's star killer his face was in the intro i think he was one yeah people want him to be star killer it's just like why would you want that okay he's he's ezra none of these other fuckers have a helmet oh he's definitely gonna be a reveal i don't know what yeah of course if he was ezra would that make any sense though big brain i don't think so yeah it'd have to be like brainwashed or some nonsense that guy is huge then night sisters have really short yeah he apparently looks vaguely similar to one of the skins the ocular has and so people are like oh my god he's star killer it's one of the endings from paul's oh he's got the flume saber on his back they've all got the the inquisitive flume saber right yeah but his spikes on it that makes it cooler you're looking for subbeam red yeah why would you surprise they didn't have her say man i've heard about her she's so cool she's so cool i get it soundtrack also they call robots it insists upon itself look up it really does oh i'd like to call i just like to call everyone's attention we've just hit the 30 minute mark does she live on that tower on top that's the same yeah that's the cool little look at all the stormtrooper helmets yeah she's collected a lot of i bet she has like an ashtray with the dust oh no she's discontent look she can't sleep she's struggling she sleeps with her boots on she used to collect different maybe with you all maybe go to those ceremonies then as she woke up from yeah yeah it was really bad acting too they're flying real close to that tower aren't they yeah if the ceremony just like all quickly fucking move on like do something jesus poke in the show with a stick make sure you park close there's no rails or anything oh you're here now that probably took like that would have taken ages yeah you missed the ceremony was that today or yesterday was that no you were there the one guy said she was just there so where is she i don't know she was just here where did she go i don't know where she went you were missed subbeam everyone was there not everyone was that the reason for why she didn't turn up was because she feels bad about people dying when that's the whole fucking point of it like your rebel commander it's part of your leadership responsibility was willing to give us a better reason because i don't know what i'm supposed to make of it yeah i kind of hate her talk she looks like tumblr made a star wars character oh music's really long calls i miss humans talking to each other can you please stop with the multiplies and like get on with ending there get on with it holy shit i think i know how to find esra i have a map to throw why did you wait so long to throw this will help me find esra apparently they're together is that a thing from the show did they disappear did you have something to do with space whales i remember seeing comments you don't have to do with space whales yes esra went with the space whales i'm going in there's a lot of time pausing i'm going fucking crazy jeez we've got plenty left for what i could gather it's just because to make it crystal clear you can have big moments when nobody's talking as long as you're achieving something but we're not just watch your go to take a shit what was what's happening i i got this is like a ship that she's been on before is this like a ship i don't know yeah she's having nostalgitisms i say oh she drew on the ship you really think as we're still out there nothing to say did we really did we really have a shit break in this show looked like she's got herself a coffee okay where did you find this and a world named arcana it's still named arcana more keys of death of his whole planet arcana star wars guys i mean yeah the force is like magic but like come on we don't we need more we don't need another magic system this is getting more exciting by the minute this is getting more exciting by the minute no one would design a map you couldn't read there must be a a key what you wrote a show that nobody understands you can't read the map it wouldn't be a map what kind of insightful commentary is your lines there must be a key to open it wow presumably if someone made this map they intended it to be read at least by themselves like whenever you're ready something where do you call home these days this ship serves me fine well whatever it's not a true home don't you ever get tired of moving from one place to another no it's no i go where i'm needed i needed you asoka not always didn't do what you need yeah you never made things easy for me master what do you mean there is nothing easy about being a jedi then i should have made a good one everyone's delivery is very very are you force sensitive can she use the force she was not well i guess maybe she will be now wait between shows she became an apprentice seems to be the implication she certainly couldn't use the force can i take no surely surely in a galaxy full of people you have experts in like history and stuff to call upon right that's a reason to want to take it so i could think more clearly no i'm not sure that's a good idea why it's important this isn't just about finding this map helps the bad guys if they get it with fuck too it's about preventing another war i'm an actual jedi i should probably hold on to it except she's not even a jedi because or whatever whatever that means there's no lightsaber you mean right first of course the map stays here okay uh no she's gonna steal it she's gonna take it yeah she don't like it all the dialogue you could have had and the reasoning she just said she wanted to think clearly no but you see that some tech smaller you you so if she's gone by the time they come back out that's not gonna make any fucking sense thank god the robot's doing some fucking work yeah i was able to reconstruct the details of the two hills oh good job dude why why was there no one else that could do this in the rebel alliance well the republic this one i do not recognize but this one i've only known one student who built a saber such as this balan skull skull that's not an eyeliner if i can't explain he disappeared at the end of the clone wars like so many jedi yeah like infinite characters you keep coming from yeah exactly but they all you know what i'm just gonna say it i don't i don't care if it makes me sound like a conspiracy theorist but i don't think order 66 happened i think it's all fake i think that that revenge of the sith movie was propaganda created by i think so they will be formidable adversaries for you alone of course you may not be alone for much longer i'm not alone i have you cool robotoid thank you are you who are you so she's gone right i was the robot the only one who talks like a normal person in this show and he did some work you're going to like yeah we took some uh she ran off that's crazy so the problem with that is that like they would know surely and then they would want to why isn't she upset know where she lives yeah well so i assume she's not gonna go where she lives i'll be dumb as fuck on the rock music this time no this is important or something right right right wow another she's a free spirit and she does what she wants come back to the same place no way she's actually going home so i'm pretty sure the tower no no it's the evil evil world of it probably the tower was just like phantom menace the first time she took that road he's gonna walk right up to it there they go it's bold beepity bopity boop and everything is mad so she stole the map just to go home and now she's been set on by a sith who's gonna like this is all stupid as fuck they're just sitting out there i'm annoyed that isoka wasn't more like holy they're she stole the map wait i thought yeah aren't there stanners and radar and stuff there's like a city over there they would notice if a ship just like landed there i mean you're right mauler isoka this is meant to be something that matters to her i mean she's pursuing this mission you think that she would care a little bit more to make sure that this didn't happen it's like double full because the whole idea is the bad guys want this and so if they find you they might try and kill you i would also like to let everyone know we have hit the 40 minute mark yeah imagine if you have 40 minutes into an episode of like arcane how much stuff would have happened oh jeez that's a good show oh yeah i mean i'll wish little one back down again yeah i think 40 minutes ends of fellowship with the ring we're basically leaving the shire and we've already learned so much about the characters in the state of the world and what might be at stake and you know what frodo and sam needs to do and we go back to the robot it makes you wonder what the screenplays for these episodes look like yeah ponders here orb for 10 minutes she's going to solve this like right now isn't she like all i want them to like the thing moves you can see the thing to win me back would be to have an interesting solution to why she can crack that open like it's not a rubik's cube and apparently you're just looking for a key she took the map off the ship when i explain you haven't pursued her go and get it maybe she just needed some space you don't need space to think with a map according to lady ren see there you go why nobody's reacting to her nobody's reacting to this normally we want to protect it it's not about whether or not she has the orb she went off you know the place i got it from some robots attacked me and then blew up and they destroyed like the whole area you should have seen the firestorm they create people are looking for this of all the people in the galaxy how comes sabine is the one who you need for the map don't you have like expert cryptographers and historians and well she's um she's from the other show though she's she's a tech quiz therefore i guess that seems for the galaxy is full of stable ones though yeah she built like a gig of war crime weapon when she was really really young uh as you do she's really let her have the key to throne yeah yeah cool about your master found you difficult at times uh what's that ominous music remember if you don't Anakin is Darth Vader for the end of the clone wars i walked away from him oh sad robot face just like i walked away from sabine i walked away from every story i brought it up she's just like yeah i know i know why you're telling me this sometimes even the right reasons have the wrong consequences what do we do then that was why why did the conversation read lead there sometimes the right things have the wrong consequences what do we do then like oh man floaty yes i know i'm tired how long have you been here how are they this night time why aren't the soca here or is it not night time just kid isn't she a fucking is she a commander doesn't she's in her house her very prominent house oh what have you been doing don't tell me to cat it's gonna like roll it over and just fits into place on the map somewhere or it's like oh that's the solution oh she's realizing this doesn't mean anything to me think about it if i can't connect with what's being done three figures think about it three figures wow that makes a lot of sense tic-tac-toe i'm so terrified that this means mortis stuff three faces three faces three manifestations of aspects of the force six years he walks towards it any more slowly wait three three face three figures of course are you draw are you playing a golf game on your ds what are you doing oh that wasn't what you drew i saw what you did you drew like three circles with dots in them if she just fucking presses a button i'm going to lose my mind oh look at the symbol there yeah but what we have to do is look at it you just have to look at it i don't have to press one button and that would be a don't tell me the key thanks i got you know you would have pressed it by accident though you think that you might have no it's just matching look it's matching the way that the cuts it's a rubik's cube you could have done that by accident it's a little puzzle if you wouldn't need any information you just solve the puzzle on its own that's the first thing i want and say to all the combinations oh come on it's not even a rubik's cube that's not even that many combinations anyway why why can't this is unfirstable i don't know what she's doing other than spinning it around that's it oh that sucks oh does it float i guess it floats yeah it floats oh we got it floats now oh it's something rather far away you need to tell us right now oh my goodness that was so good what are you trying to look at the galaxy oh my gosh it looked so far away from down here droids gonna be it is night time i can't i fucking can't believe this shit it's so good what are you doing what happened to the sith she's over here i think i'm going on a trip oh no no good job droid look out the explode no it's a robot you can't overpower it it's a robot what are you doing remember i argued one punched it it hurts still pushing your because it's gotta hold it you had a gun shooter shooter with a gun oh the shooter i appreciate that you should have why didn't he execute yeah that would have made way more sense oh wow that that's no that works out of the gun from his behind here in front do you see that how the gun get there who yeah i need back up now who young is the on the soak you took this long to fucking tell him anything you guys are talking acting oh my god so don't have any urgency it's okay it's fine did you notice that the sucker was not looking at the robot she was looking like apparently those two have been talking over the hologram also wait oh wait it actually might be worth grabbing that helmet by the way wow look at this oh i know why have you been waiting here why did you wait wait if she had a blaster she could have shot the robert blast the force and show her use the force and break her neck just explode the droid and you find oh spooky walk slower maybe if you walk even slower well so you should be telling you should be telling us over on the thing right now she's handed it to a droid why isn't the droid just running for it yeah i guess it wants to see this is epic your commander get back oh my fucking god again okay oh that was wow yeah lock swords you've only just now got in the pilot seat you've been here all day fuck off by the way the police in the area all of the commander you can have the army here you've got a fucking empire official with a lightsaber trying to kill one of your citizens right now how is sabine have they arrived by a ship going to have a ship yeah this this girl has force powers the authorities they've got a ship you've got to get that ship before they escape on it as well man this fight sucks this fucking show sucks but just repeating the same motions over and over again well star wars star wars can't fucking grow up can it it's the exact same thing every goddamn time and it's just worse i would like to give everybody it is now in 50 minutes it's been 10 minutes so cuz keeps getting dragged back in the air i'm pretty sure the tower isn't a different distance again so cuz got the the slasher killer problem where she keeps getting ported backwards let me see you oh my oh i guess i'll go why are you trying to hit her with a cape in batman if you hit him with a cape it stuns him right oh you're dead you're dead yes okay you're not gonna die but you should be dead oh are we gonna do the kanobi thing of getting stabbed with a lightsaber everybody has right we've established yeah oh we were quite got died of aids he didn't actually die from the she's not dead no we're gonna kill her holy fuck that was really bad really fast pretty quickly that was 50 minutes Dave oh my god that was written and directed by Dave Filoni this is all i've created by Dave Filoni yeah that's right i'm saying based on star wars by george lucas you liar god damn yeah that was just shit that was a standard ad star wars disney star wars writing fucking hell dude i've heard some people say the only real problem is that it's boring it's like this are you i mean it is really boring but like it's badly written horribly written finding a scene that goes by without something ejectionable happening is like impossible which is crazy considering how the bad guys have the map why because everyone's retarded yeah the only reason i've got it is because it's like i want it why well you know help me think no and i'm gonna leave here with it ah dev ah dev she took it and it took us and she sold it by fiddling yeah and then it took a while to actually go and get it and how the bad guys have a big advantage you can't have it now i'm just gonna leave you in a room with alone while i go and talk to my robot shows isn't it gonna be yes they're already they're already pretending like everything happens in the neighborhood of the star system oh i'm here now and now i'm here and now i'm here but now it looks like we actually go into a different galaxy is that actually yeah that feels new for stars oh the whales look whales well man it seems like a hugely significant thing to go to a different galaxy it's always been in this galaxy this is the kind of out of the box thinking that you get from Dave Filoni it's all the same shit though isn't it every time yeah all this stuff we've seen before i don't give a shit and it's all bad it's all stupid oh we got a whole bunch of different points converging on the same thing yeah yeah look that's definitely right far behind i wonder if that what that name is man i don't know oh that's after me that's weird well i'm literally just shot in the dog i have no clue i'd be really curious to see how long the episode actually would be if they would talk like normal people to each other and we'd learn more in less time so that would be cool we achieve so little with the time that we have because these big pauses and we're barely oh god the pauses we're seeing you know watch two episodes of gilligan's island and enjoyed myself but instead of you know and get more for character and story and it will make more sense what do we like i mean i guess it looks pretty decent it looks like i like the droid yeah i like the alien cat i think it does look a little bit washed out at times yeah it didn't bother as much as the rain yeah i didn't really notice it i was just begging for something to happen i think i now it's yeah i guess i i'm not even sure what to make of it it's just the same as always anada you're to blame for this you and your fucking just no different it's no different it is the only thing i realize here it is a new different day the implications are going to probably be a lot bigger than anything in mando even yeah i'm kind of horrified by the places they seem to want to go well and remember this this shit this is like he gets to do whatever the fuck he wants we could see anyone turn up in this show he's probably got access to anything that he could want from star wars again this is this is going to be all on him this one essentially this is his show this is his creation and it calls back to a lot of stuff that he also made and he wrote every episode so this uh i guess this is what like unbridled day for loney yay yeah it just sucks but i don't have much to say about it honestly i don't either i think we'll have more to say as the episodes go on naturally but um this is a start is pretty terrible that was um i'm i i guess i'm not surprised at all we got it we got the hallmarks of everything dumb characters making stupid decisions people aren't talking like people wastes of time terrible like say we're fighting stupid combat yeah i should have said something earlier but the thing that's like guaranteed now in star wars is just bad action scenes not counting andor all of this is of course not counting in and or andor gets to be in a special place that's just exempt from all of our star wars discussion it gets to be special but i almost get to the point where you don't even want to call ando stulls yeah kind of when i when people say star wars i don't even think about andor because it's just so high quality compared to everything else it doesn't deserve stull ones like in a positive sense just to be brought down by that french one shotgun if you want to kill a jedi it takes one shotgun what are you gonna do what are you gonna do against like 11 12 pellets true dude i'm looking at when she got stabbed he tilts the lightsaber from up to down and then drags it out oh your insides are not what i do dad oh the fuck that she should be fucked but she's gonna be fine if i if i stabbed someone and i wanted to kill him with a lightsaber and i that lightsaber is not coming out the way it went in move it left or right once it's in okay it's very well like quite gone is the exceptions of the rule of dying when you get to the apartment poor fucker what a pussy because what it'll be right in episode two they'll put her in a back to tank or whatever the fuck and then we're all gonna be like so why couldn't quite gone get this it won't be like she is now permanently less able bodied i assume she'll be full speed by the end of the next episode by the end maybe even by the beginning who knows what a shame what a consequentialist fucking sterile environment the boring things happen a soaker everyone episode one thanks for watching we'll see if we're ever so joe how excited right yeah hey yeah bye thanksy lord didn't i what you bring me everyone let's do the no hooray we're back and we're excited and we're thrilled and we're happy we aren't miserable at all nor are we depressed or bored wow what a great episode guys aren't you ready for episode two of the disney star wars series show a soka by david phelony because i am boy oh boy am i uh while i was pissing i was thinking about the last episode we watched i'm so sorry to hear that oh no it's fine it went well if they wanted to have sabine get hurt or nearly mortally wounded they could have constructed it in a way where she didn't have to be an idiot all on her own away from the city and gets you know attacked right they could have had her and a soka on the ship get attacked by the sith and still got all the outcomes that they wanted right there's no reason to split them up narratively i mean it hurts to show because it makes her seem like a moron and a soka a moron for letting it happen and everyone else also morons for allowing it to happen i don't know why they make some of these decisions when they can get all the outcomes they want narratively without having all the characters necessarily be complete and total idiots so the first episode was pretty great and we're looking to see how the events unfold further uh why would we have any more preamble than that we're excited to see what the show has to offer us next is everyone ready um yes i am so ready you know who could help you with this i'm not sure she'll want to help you know who could help you with this probably hundreds and thousands of people across the galaxy just give it to someone who likes puzzles i guess yeah and also we're probably gonna keep this somewhere please a child could have solved that in a spare time also i hope that sabine gets a big chewing out for you know fucking everything up yeah like hugely fucking everything up because you handed me alone because you can't just think in a room like normal people what's funny to consider by the way is this show much like betty shows this era have to just lead into the sequels that's their job i mean the robot missing her twice like that like you had one fucking job robot uh look at that wound out the back as well like that's hitting several important things live her lung yeah like oof remember when um stupid sniper lady she got shot in the belly and then they brought it back should not die again mechanical stomach that's another somehow the mechanical stomach more reasonable than just nothing this isn't just oh you're not dead yet in hospital sabine sabine wake up we're in a white room it wow it's white i i was just at a hospital yesterday they they've got color in things no the droids they took them out last how are you alive i unlocked it there were two galaxies and then a pathway appeared between them a pathway it's not it's just a line you you seem like remarkably okay for someone who just had a massive hole put in their chest you're just chilling that was like that was like how was it okay fine yeah that was the guy yeah that was last night that was like that was missing in your stomach right now okay wait yes the droids destroyed it but not really they didn't destroy the hard drives how many droids were there two i took one out a soco get some rest wait also you fucked up hugely bigly hugely the fact that she's able to like sit up where she's got a giant hole in her chest you need my help no you've done enough there you go she chewed her out she's yeah like you're missing you're missing all of the like the you from that whole flaky bits you have like a cylinder that's gone no i think it all just assumes there's just water inside us and then refill it Dave Filoni thinks that human beings operate under hit points oh no it's red evil trees this place is pretty evil oh this is all water stonehenge this is a starhenge starhenge would be the day i guess yeah beautiful stench war hunch make sure to take all the time in the world to show it land yeah we need to see the ship land otherwise how would we know that they landed and were there oh we need to see him walking up to it atmosphere setting how spooky is this yeah it's building the vibe oh yeah oh wow that's still walking check in my watch don't even wear a watch and i'm checking it holy shit he's a fucking christ man i get it you think you're so fucking cool imagine the seed began he not yet not yet it began here yeah why did it stop glowing by the way did someone turn it off around with it yeah it ran out of battery is there a mechanism in that it's a stone it's a rock is magic stone rags teller i believe we have located the reflex point on ctoz what is it like that reflex point what did you know this was here is this the only one that's happening here is my gag reflex what is it what is a reflex thing i know did you just did you just happened to find this right after you stole this what give me please say something oh fuck does they feel only think that people like looking like mean something you need to have something about the characters or oil and trouble oil and trouble oh because of the witches oh the witches god how did you get down here oh these are the wild wild these are the wild cats i'm gonna put five whole american dollars on that scene is completely worthless because it's going to be made worthless when we go back there to have the lady look at the map oh you have the cringe shoes i was being able to i don't know how subin didn't like die instantly from this sith are you force history reading right now this is fucking detective vision what's going on elbow out here in the rain in the elements means a lot if you've seen the other shows right yeah no you know the events that happened last night why are the police not here doing an investigation here by the way the commander was one of their citizens was attacked a very robot in sith the world is invested in expunging the sith what's the point of this what's the whole point of her walking in like this something useful here obviously yeah it takes fucking ages they could have just skipped to her being here i'm not going to take ages because she has to actually you know sort of ruffle through all of this equipment and everything it will just be she'll walk around slowly and then she'll notice something and then she'll slowly pick it up and then she'll look for like five seconds and then it will cut back to them five seconds wow that quick yeah by the way we're already like seven and a half minutes after this episode this season doesn't get incredible this could be the beginning of the seed oh okay so it wasn't even something that was hard to notice oh right let's play it back same thing again oh my god if someone's gonna sneak it in i didn't realize it was gonna be an accident wait what the fuck is he doing here what oh did you not see why was he here oh that looks pretty bad smiling i was hoping you were still here why was he still why would it be why wouldn't it self-destruct all right and it's gonna have the memories because it's sore and then they're gonna use it to find holy no why would you see it self-destructed serial killers always return to the scene of the crime what are you why are you fine wait she's supposed to be healing she's supposed to be dead that's actually true you're just sitting there so heavily run through with a laser sword no it's fine are you sure you're up to this like me this kind of droid is incredibly resilient like me this kind of droid is incredibly resilient it's not really about you have a hole it's okay humans have bloodier holes seven from what i hear it's memory core stays partially active even after termination well that's fucking retarded isn't it you'd think you'd build it so that wouldn't be the case if you get the power levels right you can recover the droids memory and find out where it came from finding out where it came from doesn't tell you anything this thing could have been bought on like some store that sells droids that wouldn't help you at all and it should have self-destructed as you showed them doing what happens if you get the power levels wrong the head will explode can pull the plug before it gets to that wait are we actually risking everyone blowing up yeah i say go for it because you're a hologram there's no time to relocate no take it out to the fields yeah it's like a couple minutes away just no right we don't got time enough to protect a whole fucking hospital no this is a hospital full of people we're very vulnerable to being said whatever i can just not if her back she's cool she's really cool we actually do this is there a little timer for when it was oh no you're in a hospital you're in a hospital in a city if it blows what is she doing right before she finds it and it's like oh god damn it i could have had it we're actually gonna do it it's overheating should you like make a hole in the glass and yeah so you look and then they're gonna pull it right before we are out of time no just wait wait ah yes see thank you robot thank you for saving everyone least predictable star was saving everyone's life insanely dumb fucking sequence destroyed came here from coralia oh so they found it just doesn't matter it doesn't matter where the droid came from that doesn't tell you anything i guess it's something but it's really not helpful at all morgan elsbeth had factories on coralia what if you actually took time reason no there's this lady that the lady she had a factory there it wouldn't need to be active for them to get a droid from there her imperial operation should have been dismantled after the rebellion anyone check on that well why wouldn't they just take it to a laboratory with like experts and equipment to get every all the information they need i will completely this is something but there's there's more there's like a thousand different ways this could be explained in a very boring way that would get them nothing it's insane that they consider this such a good lead you did good no you were grossly irresponsible this is a hospital she got stabbed with a lightsaber last episode everyone just so we're just that's gonna give the empire so that we're clear that's just a couple of hours ago last night she was stabbed through in the chest with a lightsaber and now it's like why is she even here she's fine you're both difficult i always thought that made it work until it didn't huh well that happened until it didn't still you need to help each other oh come on look to people like you have a whole army of resources and these clowns are the best you could do i'm glad the first on the five planets i can only blow up this one i'll get some rest you're gonna need it yeah probably for weeks and months and then rehabilitation probably under arrest for gross negligence you might actually you might die tomorrow oh yeah if i if anyone still found out what just happened in this room oh yeah we literally don't have any good uh i could rest all that cg for no fucking reason at all show me what you found well we found this little ball and the stone pillar put the ball on there also please maybe the magic word i'm actually blowed away uh what a waste of fucking time this place was not built by the jedi it was built by the um hommish in a day an ancient the good guys need to get here right now this is what an ancient people from a distant gallon ooh that's literally the hommish just to clarify right good guys got to get here their leaders a droid was built on karelia oh no night sister magic the phone is that like a necessary aspect of this contraption it's cool it floated on its own before but it floated on its own before yeah you didn't know it's a piece of technology it's a map right it's not a map we already saw this we already saw this why did you need to use magic just look at the map like sabine did this is our galaxy this is a map reading area rags this will help us understand the map ooh those finger movements area designs specifically for map reading whoa oh my god oh boy treasure planet but shitty uh oh all this show certainly thinks this is impressive i don't know what any of this means i don't care look we've got to go here why did the map just say that what's with all this what does this mean that is our destination and what grand admiral thron is banished grand admiral thron was banished to another galaxy how the fuck was he banished they would why would they banish him was it the king did the kags do this pathway to peridia the children of the jedi temple that comes from old stories tells which are based on truths which doesn't tell us anything about is it because he got eaten by a space whale that counts as banishment thron call us to the wrong to be wrong for a sense of space is magical bro they're fucking all of this up like oh what's shit i'm willing to believe because i haven't read it to the empire but i'm willing to believe that thron didn't become cool because he was cool in universe you know what i mean like like a super became cool because people liked him as a character yeah like he would have made intelligent decisions he would have been yeah you know a useful person that made made things happen yeah not because like the whole year just like there's magic ball is making me sense thron he's been banished i mean it's such a crazy misguided understanding of storytelling doesn't it we gotta we got a new thing the eye of scion the eye of scion is on its way here make sure that everything is ready for its rival Darth scion like koto too or i don't know probably they steal everything what happens when we find thron for some war for others a new beginning i guess i suppose that's that's vaguely a piece of characterization for this character that i know nothing about and for us power such as you've never dreamed he wants power and a new beginning crazy dreams go to karelia assist maroc with the final transport see karelia so it will matter hugely that they go there and they'll be right on there yeah that's right i'll encounter each other it would just be so funny if they trace the robot just some guy and it's his store and he's like yeah they bought a couple droids oh it's just you know it's a planet so it could be multiple places on this planet but there's only one exact place they check yeah why is there a map pointing to wherever the fuck the space whales took thron in his room i don't know the space whales made the map of the city looks cool though some people worked really hard on the show with this script a lot of people in the cgi the cgi dungeons slaved away another single brick inside i'm very happy oh my god it's guy guy from house i am quite busy at the moment i could make this a more formal inspection if you'd like why don't you just say it's really important and we'd like to request it that won't be necessary general please this way the whole annoying because they're gonna find useful oh is that a droid from rebels chopper really annoying this was one of morgan's facilities yeah look uh that's that's not a great bluestream yeah she supplied raw materials used in the construction of hyperdrive generators for imperial class star destroyers now we're taking them apart and using the cores to power the new ships in the defense fleet why not just repaint the star destroyers do the facilities still employ any of reformer staff of course there's no other way to remain operation an empire doesn't just become a republic overnight why not just use the star destroyers as they are put a new coat of paint on them and yeah they seem to be really effective like factory workers dude don't you worry about their loyalty the average worker doesn't care about the nuances of galactic politics why would you be that naive what so is the show like no they're not they do care i assume we're supposed to take him for his word he's saying that workers don't give us much of a fuck who's in charge they just want to make money but i think it wants us to agree with a soak and we'll see wait a i'll leave the politics leave the politics up to her but she's a general are we supposed to believe that the new republic is marshal law i really hope it doesn't turn out that one of them's just you know well yeah because i was about to defend the show and say he's clearly making that point but now you made me think like yeah they're probably it's probably gonna turn out the workers are um empire affiliated or some bullshit like in mando what are you getting at take your time by the way it's fine i was wondering if you consider bringing her back on as your apprentice like we're gonna do you isn't that like a particularly personal question i think she could use some structure she could use a new stomach as well she's not ready what makes someone ready that's a really complicated question you just know you just know oh okay never i was wrong never mind disregard me i don't even know why i'm here you really were joking in simplistic answer how do you know when you're ready well you do oh thanks yeah anyway that scene was great oh come on wow it's like someone just poked her with a cigar off if you want to have that happen don't give us such a grievous wound just have her be shot or something or have her be i don't know have a poll go through her uh it's falls on rebar or something i don't know i see you still have your lightsaber as rose lightsaber true he constructed and by all accounts it served him well then he passed it on to you thank you for letting us know that yes you have since made your own modifications he made modifications to make it better probably i can't train if isoka doesn't want to teach me well i mean you can try not why would any yeah i guess to some degree hey she quit on me oh can't imagine why as far as your way did this happen between shows far as i'm away yes but i probably missed something remember she did some brief like jedi adjacent training isn't she already a man though that was like with kanan yeah she's amando how can you be a mandalorian who's also a rebel commander who's also a jedi apprentice who's also a have you noticed how like modern styles likes to combo up jedi and mandos like they love it this is like in skyrim where you can be the leader of the mage's guild and also the thieves guild and also the dark brotherhood and also the yarl of white run and all the other bullshit you just be everything whatever forgot how annoying you are i think the show wants me to like sabine i think the show tells me as the lightsaber should be thrown on a garbage because they don't do anything you are the worst your aptitude for the force would fall short of them all so he's the best character i won't waste any more of her time oh you got me because i want you to train and flipped it on the only time you are wasting is your own i mean i guess you could still learn how to use a lightsaber and everything if you can't use the force but or you could fall back on one of your 417 other talents also he's probably still the best character actually genuinely speaking yeah i mean i don't even know who else would even qualify i don't think there's any other character's present this guy from here we keep track of the entire inventory being created oh no red we need a hurry evil red c3bos oh maybe that's where c3bote got the arm the red arm i mean there will be a fight saying yeah we have a fridge is that a hyperdrive core yes have you been paying attention refurbished from an ssd ready for its new life super star destroyer eight this facility has produced nine of these new models the new republic defense fleet isn't building anything that big are you and you're traced of every single like ship in the galaxy are classified i'm a general nothing's classified that's not how that works also it's classified at least to him he can't open it i cannot unseal the document without authorization well then i'm authorizing it that's not how that works i'm not sure you can want to bet oh my god oh wow what is this i'm general i have full control over everything that ever happens i'm doing whatever perhaps you can help with protocol here no it's classified well i mean he probably doesn't even have the capacity to unlock it oh look that guy's evil look at him he's looking i think he's probably more like a security guy look he's got him not allowed to know hk class assassin droid why would they have them i should think not i have seen such a droid why did you speak up oh no they're all evil why where is this droid now i believe it is departing from that transport oh fuck off oh wow we should be quick oh come on oh wow stop that ship i can't do that general they've been cleared for departure well then unclear them for the empire oh for the empire oh wow they're all evil you can't oh wow they're all evil there's blue color because they're evil the fuck they were all super empire oh that was unnecessary oh look at a guy oh man i can't believe i couldn't help run that spaceship doesn't have much of a hero run they will glare at it oh how did you get here they're just standing here they're like hello we're the boss out of the window i can't believe this if they if they were an hour later they wouldn't have had any leads are you standing you gotta come to me okay is there any reason why we've never seen any jedi use like a dual sword strategy it's only ever been her right is that a CGI cape you could just drop a cape he looks like she's doing that she's got one that's short and one that's long so it's kind of like the uh samurai kind of a tanto lightsaber isn't that a helmet from dragon age it does look like a from a fantasy game doesn't it as i just said it's a fucking dark i'm sure the fight against john reveal will be really cool are you saying his name is john what his name is john reveal he's just someone under there to be i repeat ct-05 returns a port oh no she's fucked if she's a really good pilot no you're in a slowest transport ship how are they not annihilating you the first thing you have to do is take a device of maneuvers and somehow those lasers explode midair i don't know how that happens why are they making like flak blasts yeah like sabers and the air cannons are useless i was going to say if how are you say flak blasts like there's no way she's avoiding all of them okay i mean nothing's gonna happen yet it's too early it's weird that he doesn't have anything on his oh no now i'll win no double damage baby oh this is so exciting look at us she's waiting right she's just going back and forth look at how are you missing can't just shoot it down and we crash into the port city you're so calm just ready a tracking device i'll shoot it down so it'll crash in the city is like so what's the plan exactly yeah why are you not trying to get out of its range gonna get a tracking thing on it isn't it worth contacting the authorities of this planet just do authorities on planets just not exist no there's only our rag tag group of misfit here right because they probably have the technology to bring this ship down safely probably what do you think that would no i did not go clear stuff whatever's happening here oh great now hurry up they're gonna make the jump in a hyperspace as soon as they clear the atmosphere that's still they're still shooting out of like an hour you should be out of that i'm gonna go i gotta like it's illegal oh i wait for life do the fly oh come on please do the crids come on why don't you throw the lightsaber at him wow are you trying to kill the both of them whoa that was wait keep shooting keep shooting yeah keep shooting keep shooting the lightsaber is gonna come back now that could easily have killed you if it was aimed the other way you would have died no she knew because of course that's right oh man so he was there just to fight this is the most thing the same thing the guys shooting that terror is probably like i hope nobody finds out about what are you actually he has to actually throw the fucking you what what do you mean no you can shoot okay and they're just like why didn't she shoot at us that was weird oh she might have put a tracking oh she alive how what do they think she was doing just following them and then she was gonna like you know why wouldn't they assume that she put a tracking thing on there especially without maneuver i mean the four cannons that were unloading on her all the way up to space and she's just like what's the point what's the fucking point of guns why are they there first off why does a ship like that even have fucking cannons in the first place it was a trap too yeah how could you shoot for that long and do nothing and fuck you oh she's back great she's back back to get her wrong how long to watch another person yeah so predicting it would be the end of the season was bald it's actually only like two episodes in i just can't believe she's just fine like this took like no time at all it's as if nothing happened oh yeah mandu oh my god look at the armor oh it's wow look shitty it's so small like we need to spend so much time on this this is african cool and awesome how come soldiers just don't like have armor in this universe it's the jet i know already got yet there it is well you're not part of the club anymore because you took it off so fuck off no she's not part of that that's a weird club that no one like what are you praying to the helm on her small anvil uh-huh we've got to fill uh poor here they have some wads to hand but it knows a card what are you doing okay okay nothing to cut off the hair yeah oh no but it here is so awesome like i cut my long hair with a knife just because it works but you want a bigger like i don't know from watching too many samurai why is it taking so long it's ritualistic fringy this is very important for no no no it's not it's not bundled up evenly it's gonna be perfectly styled what should be perfectly styled no it's gonna be unequal on the sides you have to let it down over your shoulders equally and then make sure that it's level okay oh no oh it's going to look shitty and uneven by the way it's gonna be perfectly styled oh okay fair enough it won't even matter because you're obviously gonna wear some sort of a space arming cap underneath your helmet why is that guy getting arrested why is he arrested oh i guess he was evil okay he didn't seem evil i don't know what he did work in this place trying to you know remain operational why why would the trying to be paid how dare they why would they turn to the empire if their new republic's so good and how come a soka doesn't have eyebrows don't need them uh i'm ready wow you are cringe mandu jedi she's even got a lightsaber fuck off i've oh it's it's really like i want my all my ocs together and he actually paid to do it and who's the coolest character in the show so far the awkwardly walking droid man hey wait for me i need my uh no she got here on her own i know but i was making a joke but your joke it defies the wars of reality ma oh look it's the mural mural what's what's the deal with the two doggos what spirit doggos you know oh okay nobody seems to care about kanan who also died i guess they're not important to this story although i don't know like he had a kid with her by the way she has a kid oh really she has a kid away with that yes and also and also apparently humans and twi likes can interbreed uh yeah who drew that a 12 year old did david philoni draw that hey nice haircut liar liar girl's allowed to have long hair anymore no the transport was traced to the dead app system yeah of course of course this great lead is going to give us everything we need sure because that's how that works and well it's just a good thing that they they figured not to remove any tracking beacon that might have been on this ship which was a little shit remember how that armor looks really cheap it's just like a cheap jacket that they've glued like plastic to that doesn't look like armor but they've just gotten one from the extras from mando or something where they had like even those didn't look good but they look better better than this hang on this shot for as long as you can for as long as you can i can't believe all of this came from here going back to sabine's house and the robot was still there take us out padawan oh wow that's the payoff for that that's just done now i remember that she was stabbed last episode wow i don't even care about these characters but wow what a waste i mean two episodes in and it's already over last time it was discussed was this the halfway through this episode was really like oh well it takes a lot you know the two people but just like padawan lol oh that's what you're doing here oh is this the eye of scion all right this will be this will be that interstellar no it's a galactic traveling ship this shit's just been here fortunately this has been the last one they needed so no program why why is it a flimpy hologram yeah they don't know how soon the eye of scion will be complete the appearance of a so katana on karelia troubles you yeah jedi hunting us is troubling i guess it does we made a clean escape she can attract us here she couldn't have practiced here why don't we check why don't we fucking check what do you see have a think about it our presence in the force is elusive so is the good writing and her determination is vivid she's coming she's determined that's a really cool trait kill her will be a check there's so few jet i left i'm so tired of every single character in a million universe talking up a soka every single fucking character she ever meets well i guess i'll get my remington 870 and killer that was 38 minutes she fucking sucks dude yeah it's really it's terrible it's terrible it's just like the others except more cringe yeah i think this one is more cringe yeah this one's aware of how like you know it really there's just i've just got like nothing to work with or care about i mean i kind of like the robot who yang he's all right i suppose but that's like it i hate sabine i don't have anything to work with with the soka she's just in the same it's kind of a mud pit stupid as you've seen this much of a soka and it's genuinely like what is her character i'd be like um we've had an hour and a half basically of this show now i don't know who the show is i don't know who she is other than oh i guess you want what's the name is a padawan but now it's chill that's about it this is also got a history with anakin and the new republic can spare no resources to help them out it's just the three of them going on their adventure even though it seems to entail the return of this grand admiral thrawn super duper important guy what's he gonna do he's a blue man it is it is so funny they're treating him like the arrival of fucking galactus and it's like it's just a guy like he's a guy he is a smart guy he has no fucking resources or anything to work with what's he going to do yeah once rommel runs out of tanks what's he gonna do so funny you know he's a pistol they find him he's like i was abandoned here by space whales this helped me i live here in this hut that i built from hut goo is the throne planet the gold one oh that's probably where they're going so you see it's foreshadowing in the opening credits ain't that clever this is these big ass pauses all the time just like what are we what's happening it's just waste your time it really does waste your time it feels like what we achieved there and what was that like 40 minutes could have probably been achieved in like 10 15 maybe you know and it's built on fucking sticks man all of us are easily ready to fall apart like they turn up what's their lead well the spooky strange robot man try to kill us was built here and like who knows what that means that can mean absolutely anything reprogramming as possible they could have turned up and they said yeah yeah they bought it from here we didn't think anything of them okay now what it's so lucky that the ship it was leaving just as they got there because like you said if it was an hour later that just would have been it no leads nothing they'd be they'd be screwed they'd just be at that end and it's all based on what because the droid was still there and then they chopped it up and then it was gonna self-destruct but it still had a partial memory that they could use to figure out where it came from how thin is that well remember they went to the command sentry place to just talk that's where she saw the big hyperdrive and then she was able to ask like wait we wouldn't have any ships that are big enough to accommodate something like that which is not a reason to be suspicious of a space part by the way that can mean anything not in and of itself no and then and then he's like oh well it's classified that she's like that like Dave Filoni was probably proud of himself for being like this will be funny i'm a general bro it's that's as high as it gets nothing's classified to me it's like what there is no such thing as compartmentalization in the military nor is there like classified to just the highest degree where nobody's able to access whatever that was anymore as information necessarily like there's so many different ways that can work and it makes you think like she's an idiot like there's no good reason why anything would be classified from me a person who must think very highly of themselves when it comes to the dealings of the republic on all formats everywhere of all time does she do you have a sense from her that she's like a hugely important leader it's like not really no like a pilot like a random pilot she started out as a random pilot i guess they forgot that she's oh is that one of her other incredible talents just don't get the sense at all from her that and you'd think that she may have pulled together a team for this mission at this point because it sounds pretty important but no she is going on these missions with Ahsoka it just doesn't come across as like a military operation it is just like a handful of people in disparate places with disparate roles sort of coming together to like explore something that could have massive implications for the galaxy anybody can show vibe as rebels in that way why haven't they contacted luke yet yeah yeah that's right because yeah yeah you're right the sith the sith are coming back luke oh there's empire remnants who are trying to sabotage us as we chase sith who are trying to get to thrawn to reignite the empire i feel like you should tell about this oh yeah like all these people that you can call this is arguably the biggest fight that's happening in relation to the empire republic remnants it looks there might be a lot of mando will call as well see if the mandos are available to help out you know i just think that if you told luke about any of this he'd be like holy fuck this is insane we've got a crazy why didn't you tell me about this sooner i'm around yeah around you went to the republic you've got your tentacle friend and your weird immune to lightsaber friend but you won't have me i guess nobody's gonna give a shit that a commander just fucking left the planet to do a little adventure with someone well she should have died she was shot at about a thousand times but it didn't get a scratch yeah it's but it's so easy to right it's like fake danger we need fake danger to simulate it simulated excitement that's what it is it's simulated excited around a little bit they can get away with cutting back to that same same evasive maneuver over and over and over again like six fucking times i'm gonna i'm gonna make a comparison and praise the prequels here i go the soka starts fighting two people with lightsabers right and it's kind of like we all felt the whole like nothing we knew that she was gonna be fine nobody dies even if she was had her head chopped off and fucking back to tank was all the blah blah blah but she's doing that green lady is leaving and she looks over at her she sees her fighting with lightsabers and she's like no and to me it's just like remember in phantom menace where obi-wan is locked away and he has to watch quigon and dathmore fighting and he looks stressed the fuck out because you know at any moment one wrong move and you're dead they're like sweating and it's exhausting i don't know why that's on my mind the whole getting stabbed in the fucking belly and actually dying but now it's just what i guess whatever the plot wants to happen happens i guess and you like there's no sense of connection to what you're actually watching it's like you're on a ride and like yeah it's it's like ever as whatever fate wants to happen is what happens i guess you know it's just a really holo spectacle i just i yeah i just i really do all the connecting pieces nobody gives a shit nobody ever gives it doesn't seem like we care about that which is a shame because the connective tissue is what makes it like that's the show makes it yeah it is the story ultimately that's the story yeah that's the story of your story that you're telling me it'd be so funny if she was like oh he was on a transport actually which one oh the one that left four days ago so rip ah man and these shows really aren't made to be rewatched are they could you imagine like sitting down to watch these episodes again and just having to sit there for ages as characters are just walking not really emoting we never really get to focus on like how they feel about the things that they're seeing just like walking walking put the thing in there oh look it's doing the thing it's making noises everything it only really works if you buy into this like mystery and oh what are the reveals gonna be as we go by week after week and I get to talk about it on twitter but like afterward I can't imagine watching this show like a second time and feeling like enthralled by it throughout you know enthroned I was thinking that but this opportunity came and went it's just yeah it is rough watching this and yes do you guys would you take a bet that you'll never ever in your entire lives ever watch something like Mandalorian season two ever again it's like yeah probably no way no way I don't think these shows are made to be watched again they're made for the optimal consumption to be on a week by week basis as they're coming out so that you can talk about it on the internet which is funny because if they made them good they would actually achieve their goals much more than they realize yeah exactly because if it's good people will talk about it week by week with people on the internet or in their social circles and things like that but they also might be inclined to watch it again there was a tweet that said event tv is dead and it was referencing um it was a moment in Game of Thrones season seven funnily enough where a dragon gets speared and it dies and it was gawking and everybody shared but funnily enough it's part of an episode that was awful part of a season that was pretty awful and just the idea that like yeah the almost internet's water cooler right discussion where a big thing happens and we all go nuts over they've like murdered it because this obsession with because there will be reveals in this season course there's going to be like oh look because the episode where Anakin shows up everyone's going to be obsessing over and posting pictures and stuff but the substance is what keeps those moments alive for at least a little bit longer because it's just nobody talks about the shows anymore after they're done you don't give it a week or two and it's it's over it's done it's like the show has served its purpose the film we're talking about like Marvel films or whatever have served their purpose of getting people through the door getting them to go to the cinema or getting them to maintain the Disney plus subscription and that's like that's it it doesn't endure as like a creation like all the films in these series did people rewatch the ot who's going to rewatch the show when it's done i just i don't why would you i don't see that happening what are you going to discover what what is there to enjoy what is it just like lightsabers being wiggled around because the fight seems to be death right we're going to they're obviously going to kill um one of the evil people possibly all of them don't know if they'd kill any of the three main ladies and probably not so because never going to die she'll become a god no no she'll be around the main character of star wars and i was just thinking to myself like uh what is the most effective barring and or we're not going to consider and does not star wars okay what what's the most effective disney star wars death scene for all of the characters they've killed since uh force awakens uh i have a name but i was going to see if anyone are you saying what's the most impactful yeah like substantive impactful meaningful death scene or death in general i mean it might be han yeah is it han what i'm going with to be fair it's a technicality uh the you might not agree because of the nature of it but i was going to go to k2so oh oh yeah yeah that's right i was sad i was actually sad when he died i wasn't i wasn't either bored or outraged i remember that feeling of noting that like one of the most effective things they did was with the fucking robot and that'd be like with this fire log and it's still that except for andal which again just does a rogue one fits in with disney star wars a lot more than and or does and or is kind of the uh the thing that we were trying to talking about was like have a real show and then give it a star wars paint job that's all if by the end of this show the general sentiment is is negative what do you do you think anything changes in terms of the way that they make things well so obviously we go by precedent nothing has changed for like significantly long time except like we've had changes in creators and the thing is we hit gold with one of them and it's like so what is it just like a dice game at that point like pretty much i think i guess though like maybe maybe the overall nature and investment in artistic sort of integrity at disney is pathetic it's one of the worst in history so you're not going to be able to there's no like rising tide of artistic integrity that gets us a baseline that's pretty strong that just doesn't exist well i don't know if they can even aptly diagnose their problems yeah like phase one of marvel and even like phase two and three like it felt as though there was at least the understanding you gotta get the baseline character protagonist an arc as long as we got that we'll work with everything else and build it out and you know things can go wrong things can go right but we at least had an identifiable main character who has something to learn if we can just do that we'll be okay if like stars doesn't have anything like that have a character who fucking gets stabbed and that's real sad but then doesn't die it's the point of even having them get stabbed we didn't even talk about how they baited her death because we never took it that way we were like she's gonna be fine but like fine is insanely quickly yeah she was like she got stabbed with a lightsaber in the next episode she's already off having adventures it's like why why fucking bother what's the point of having her get hurt like seriously what is the point what is it solved what's the narrative purpose of it why not have a soca get closer oh no i've got to leave or else the soak is going to get me in the evil sith just runs away is it so that two cringe lords gets to have their lightsaber fight at the end it's funny and it's like see it's me again i'm the osi maroc apparently is his name the two great examples of the different direction you can take cringe what's maroc i mean i know the name from the episode but i don't know who that is no we don't we don't know who he is yet we're gonna find out i'm sure the lightsaber man but just that he's all in black and like a knight yeah doesn't speak it's like how is the soca then it's like well just a soca just lame because the the fucking writers intentions are she's just stoic boring cringe i am cool she's got the same on it she's kind of like the more combat man guy she's got like hero protagonist syndrome she's just lame because i know that a lot of people will be like well but she wasn't that lame in the show and it's like okay but like i guess i'm just talking about this then because she i thought she was lame in uh in mando and boba fat as well she was just this she's wearing a bland boring cringe because her introduction in mando was enough for them to be like i'm not fucking cool look they're in live action awesome yeah great show fantastic i can't wait to see more yeah goodbye everybody we'll see you again next time for episode three it gets good bye bye it gets better what'd you bring me episode three that's wow it's gonna be so proud of you guys i'm really excited i'm sure this is gonna be very exciting i'm sure that things will happen story substantially and not be a complete waste of time yeah it's gonna be some really good battle scenes i'm sure oh yeah they will talk to each other like normal people that way and yeah i read that yeah i'm excited for the long pauses in which nothing happens that's my favorite part i was actually gonna say those parts pretty cool to try and move from just saying this is gonna be because we talk about it almost every time we cover these fucking shows billa it's like what what's gonna what's happening it's it's we all gotta get thrown gotta get them and maybe azerah or something even though that guy is probably azerah so what's what's the deal here with that it's like well we need coordinates on that map we found it already but it's not in the hero's hands and they didn't get the info from it it's with the baddies they've got it and they're doing the eye of sauron or something and they're gonna go and fly over there but they haven't done it yet and the heroes just found out where they were and so you might expect as a viewer that this episode could be like a 40 minute thing and we're gonna battle the good versus bad and it'll end with the climactic thing if they all travel forward into that mysterious new galaxy and maybe they arrive and there's a big cliffhanger on what they see immediately or we'll get what i would call it's like the bad filler where nothing will fucking happen this episode i guarantee it all of the stuff i just said about moving on with the map and the eye of sauron or whatever the hell it's called is gonna be something we do another time it ain't gonna be this episode the structure of these star wars shows is becoming a little too transparent you start to notice that things only things matter the most in the first couple episodes and then on the last couple of episodes yeah in between how do our good guys know where to go because i thought the robot they put the track all right yeah they put the tracker on the ship and yeah we had learned a lesson track i got there through very legitimate means it's true that's true yeah that was that was an action pack sequence people on that ship thought huh that ship just followed us for like two minutes and didn't shoot at us i wonder if it wonder if it was a tracking thing on our ship it flew up right next to us and then once it got next to us it left a robot literally a robot threw it episode one ends with them getting the map and then flying away they could have put a tracker on then and we could be beginning with this episode and they could have not lost it in the first place you know it's true the bad guy's getting the hybrid drive piece that could have just been something that was done already it didn't need to be something that wasn't done but but i mean they have eight episodes that's the crazy so that was actually going to be what i was going to say it's so sad that like it needs to be filled as opposed to eight episodes that's all i've got i have so much story to tell how exciting i'm gonna have to find a way to get it all in it doesn't feel like there's a lot of story to tell no it doesn't feel like there's any story to tell finding throne could have been done in episode one if it was written better it could have been done later but yeah it could have happened in episode one i don't give a fuck i need to see i need to understand this character before i care but right now we're running on the whole like he's good in air of the empire a book that has nothing to do with this really rebels a lot and he's he's not very good in rebels yeah because people keep saying you they're gonna ruin him but then they're like well no they already ruined him it's like oh well that's that's fun isn't it yeah they try to do the thing where he's like very quietly authoritative but instead he just constantly sounds like sleepy like he just assumed i assume he's taiwanish or an archetype that's similar they're trying to make him taiwanish yes but because it's a kid's show he has this habit of sparing our protagonists because of like quote unquote honor shit or whatever like on the implication that he wants to see what they do next or something when he just has them dead to rights yep that's the kind that's what you learn in a first day of villain class when you have the heroes uh when you have the heroes in your prison or you have guns point out i'm just to fucking kill them it's kind of the nature of having a hero encounter a villain is that there's only so many times that you can have that happen before there has to be a confrontation that ends the conflict i had this thought as well after the last episode about how in terms of trying to make action scenes happen in particularly lightsaber battles that we have seriously devalued lightsaber battles in star wars it used to be that when there was a battle there was a significant consequence at the end of that battle in a new hope obi-wan dies an empire luke loses his hand return of the jedi at the battle you know vader loses his hand loses his lightsaber and ultimately culminates in the destruction of the emperor in episode one quaggaon and darth mull die in episode two anakin loses his arm in episode three anakin gets turned into darth vader every time that they have a lightsaber battle the outcome matters here we saw it in episode two asoka had that battle with that new guy but it's just there so that they can have the delay and he can get away so that they have another fight again and there'll probably be another lightsaber battle there'll be several of them where it happens and it's just a thing that occurs but the consequences are really like not well he's really wrong the beam got uh stabbed yeah that'd be that'd be an example to point to that how to fight she got hurt but she was totally fine next episode it was just there so that they could have a fight it's seriously i i just realized as we were watching this show lightsaber battles used to be like oh shit you know this this is a really big deal now it's just like yeah it's just like any other any other encounter any other fight part of writing is being able to have those moments where you have a a villain and a hero communicating talking or in some way interacting with each other that doesn't end the show you have to come up with reasons why and in a world where you have long distance communication that's extremely prevalent you would think that there'd be plenty of ways for them to have back and forth or maybe there's a reason one of them can't kill the other like what if they both had parts of the map and they each needed each other's part or something like that um what if you had some some reason for the villains to keep the heroes alive but to follow them or vice versa where you know we can't kill the other side because of you know x reason we need such and such person they are the ones who only know you know such and such detail or information you gotta sit down in the writing room and you gotta think about it if they how do we mix it up they can't get asra without the help of the bad guys and bad guys can't get thrown without the help of the good guys you sit down in the writers room and you think of how you could make the story in some way interesting to a minor degree thinking of ways to create any drama whatsoever i don't think is particularly difficult like you so it's kind of a miracle that asoka just has no drama whatsoever yeah i agree actually i think you accidentally have something dramatic happen he's not even pretending like she has something conflicting going on most of the time she's on on screen doesn't even look like she's bothered about anything he's like ah whatever that's the only time i've seen her remote is like a little smirk every now and then in like wildly different contexts so right what it really means but a smirk is just enough expression to where it doesn't count as an expression i haven't watched all of clone wars but asaka was very different i think i want to like sell the idea that she's done some growing up or something but that doesn't really map when nothing about who she was even as like a young adult is even remotely present in the person she is now there really isn't much of a person here now you know when people grow up they just turn into boring losers right really get old and uh i've heard old old is like the worst thing that can happen to you in any universe it just turns you into either a coward or blank slate yeah and always you gotta be you gotta be worried never be old i was gonna say as well by the way the after the first two episodes like we've got a hyper confirmation and connections to the republic about like the dangers of a resurgence in the empire and that they desperately actively searching for thron which is seen as like a you know he he's a figure that combined empire remnants together so what i'm trying to say is like this should go well beyond our three main characters now as luke absolutely luke would be invested as fucking in stopping this from happening but we can't afford him especially once they start out maybe that he will maybe they'll uh bring him back i hope not they already know that the sith are involved which means luke needs to be involved yep other than the first thing they do it was like oh shit there's sith around i wonder what they were doing during the original trilogy no he's busy on his swamp island pretending to be yoda just imagining luke hearing about all of this because of the way the jedi were like described to him and the idea he had about them because they were like this ancient order that's kind of gone in his life and his understanding until he became the last jedi in a way so what what does he think when suddenly it's like no actually there's like 15 of them running around still there's a bunch of those siths still too if you want to get on top of that he would rock his world and we don't get to see any of it sabine sabine wake up you need to diffuse this bomb kind of wake up and solve all plot problems don't remind me of all this it was so stupid when she needed to blow up a hospital waited they wouldn't have a lead remember how thin this lead was the drug how it immediately worked remember how she described these fuckers as being here because greed and then they actively defend do you think they're there for greed and money if they did if they did that why sorry why would the windows shatter like that if she used her lightsabers to cut through it it should just make it to like long holes in that interest so they said for the empire is in like they believe in it we got a taste of that idea maybe happen as a joke in mando episode of mando yeah and then it just never it never went imagine that they had to work with a character who was empire affiliated and actually believed in them well remember they had that one episode in mandalorian season three episode three where they had the like the rehabilitation program that was like oh that's something that was something i just get concerned because you start talking like that and then i imagined if you told them that they were just here oh we should put cereal in this okay you're right yeah no oh you're a warm wine hole don't budge a spooky whale okay she said set well they should eat up another five minutes or so why are you swinging at his weapon i'm not sure what this proves or achieves yeah yeah you'd have to explain to me what this is supposed to do not bad if you say so was the goal to make them as straight as possible i don't even know why that would matter you know some of them are orange somewhere like right i don't know if that means anything your skill with a weapon comes from your mandalorian upbringing why would you say that to her like wouldn't she she'd think that and know that you're training the body but you must also open your mind oh god such generic lines here we go open your mind learning to wield the force takes a deeper commitment so she is going to learn to use the force then we're going to do the body shoulder paddle one last episode according to who yang i'm the worst candidate to be a jedi out of every jedi he's ever known by the end of the season she's going to be the leader of the thieves guild the yarl of white run she's going to run the fighters by the way she'll be the mayor this is a criticism from uh plinket that i completely agree with reset in a new hope it was a fashioned sort of training thing that obi one just came up with on the spot but suddenly it's become like the most known and fundamental training method for any jedi ever that was has been flanderized a lot like that yeah why don't you just have her wear this for like a day and try to navigate through the ship and do things with the force no one's seen doing this and then it'll pay off one time later where she detects someone in darkness do you know where i am next to who yang are you sure oh you can wait you can project voices into people's heads and why would you hear it directionally if it's just in your mind the reason we hear from directions is because sound waves hit one ear before the other she can do it because the force feel my presence oh is it christmas how does she go about doing that taken all that is around you how you must feel the force i know it's kind of hard to go into but explain i just want to see a dark side training session on board of the light side ones they're all the same yeah wouldn't it be cool to see a fucking light side force person not teach it all like this it's always like this because remember you have like in theory order 66 killed all the jedi and all the sith are dead now so you have all these like force sensitive people in the galaxy like how do they like get on like oh i can use the force but how do i it's like they have to restart almost they have to figure out how to use the force again and use their powers and even yoda did like strength and agility and stuff well yeah he had all the things where luke had to work on his balance and he had to stand on his upside down on one arm while lifting a rock and he had to do flips and carry yoda around jesus christ wow how do you what are you doing what is the robot because he's an interesting guy he's my favorite character in the show yeah i mean yeah he's who's your second favorite i was a really slow reaction i don't i don't know i was gonna say there's no second favorite because no one else qualifies that was so interesting yeah we've eaten up insane you were able to make an expression dude we were six and a half minutes we really have eaten through the time already anger and frustration are quick to give power but they also unbalance you wow explain what that means relative to combat that build a character don't you understand haven't she done all of this already though this is all i've heard all this before this is all the basic yeah we've jedi shit we've seen it all before and i'm pretty sure they've done it before because that seems like fundamental basics and she was a padawan with her for at least what like a year or something yeah that was apparently not in rebels by the way that was yeah between rebels in this which is an interesting choice i don't know why you wouldn't start it up yeah before that though she did jedi training with kanan very briefly she wielded the dark sabre dark sabers in that show by the way who is this the only outfit you have yes the main character outfit we don't get if you're a general shouldn't you be dressed like a general no oh fuck you look well how's young jason look they've acknowledged his son fine chancellor in fact he's on board somewhere this is a military vessel causing trouble with chopper no doubt i don't want to hear monmouth miss a chopper's name my investigation into the attack on the vesper led me to the santhe ship yard uses the sitha back the empire's reforming where i was attacked by imperial loyalists still working for morgan elspeth all right well let's interrogate them and see what they know first strike double kill triple kill over a kill we have former imperials working throughout every level of the new republic well these guys are going for throne though long live the empire doesn't sound like the kind of loyalty we're looking for okay we we've established those ones were attacked i believe their activity speaks to a large belief no we know it always does involving thron i mean it always does don't we know these things it's not believing it at no throne no franky thron my brother what's he gonna do without an army he's just a guy blue man yeah but he's a big spooky blue bad you can be on thanos planet farming gooseberries or whatever yeah if i could get approval to send a task force to the denab system i could find out obviously improves isn't this just another attempt to gain new republic resources to aid in what has ultimately been your personal quest to find as a bridger no did you not hear all the words i said yeah as revenge while fighting thron and that you conveniently use no i just need to conveniently use thron it's like it's not convenient use a threat of thron's return to acquire those resources that could be put to a more practical purpose like what is he saying he needs proof were you ever in the war senator no just sat back and waited to see you came out on top sat back that bastard so did my mothma look at you all pathetic i don't know what that had to do with thron though also if you're just going to insult them that's not going to get you what was going to say that it doesn't really have anything to do with what was being discussed and we also don't know the context of his involvement maybe there is nothing he could do or the imperials are breathing down his neck all the time the imperial fleet is scattered and broken they have no centralized command unless they wanted to get one yeah exactly do they not have an idea if she only needs proof then provide it right thron is not your typical imperial officer yeah he's a good one he killed friends people who were like family to me yes all of them do when you were in a war yes they were soldiers in a war are you going to mention those sith you were encountering most of your life fighting a war it was three years that's wait that was it six years that was how she made thron seem special is that he killed people she liked it is my opinion that your friend as a bridger heroically died with him you don't know that how has the story become that they died i'm so confused allow me a moment to speak with my colleagues you are not a good negotiator but the genuinely the impression i got was they don't believe it so can we get proof can i get an investigator and then if the let me have one scout ship or whatever scout team to go to the they track the fucking ship guys hello mom mom is it true i mean it's going to be a Jedi is your hair green yeah because he's half twilight that's how that works green hair yeah sure i guess humans and twilex are compatible genetically yeah let's not think about that don't think about it of course he didn't turn out to be hideously you know scarred and half and half of each creature he turned out to just be guy with a green tinted his hair that seemed was annoying it felt like they were all talking past each other this delays what would have happened is that she tells them as a respected general i have a very strong reason to believe that thron has been brought back in with tracking a ship that's going to reach him we need a team and they provide resources to go get him and they're like well we're short on resources shouldn't she have the power to like to summon a team of some kind she's a general whatever that means she said nothing was classified to her so and again she's a general that and it wouldn't take long to very high title in a military to get people to do it on their own preference as well it's thrown force resides in all living things even you okay all right now the pause if that's true then why doesn't everyone use it while we're doing this talent is a factor talk words oh doesn't she know this already but training and focus are what truly defines someone's success what were you teaching you that whole time thoughtful music thoughtful music yeah that's that's your opinion show not everyone can handle the type of discipline it takes to master the ways of the force whoa wow she moved a cup a little start small what does that mean how do i start small what does that mean a bad teacher once you can move the cup you'll be able to move buildings asoka i'm going to give this my best you'd call her your first name fucking betta mrs. tono right or miss tono i don't know what or a monster you know yeah she should be calling a master right i just kind of call her hey you any word from her about our support from the new republic no not yet can you communicate while you're in hyperspace with other ships that are not in hyperspace i think we've been shown they can do that before you i think what do you think of our progress she's frustrated still a challenge for her do you really need to tell us now that she's frustrated and it's not easy for her we just saw that you took 15 minutes to get okay 13 minutes the jedi order would not have accepted her she is not an acceptable candidate well he was the one encouraging her to do it last episode isn't she already fucking amazing enough without being a jedi now he's like she wouldn't be accepted it was a more so hero who was encouraging it well but he gave it to gave her the lightsaber and he was like do it loser i don't need sabine to be a jedi i suppose you do come from a long line of non traditional jedi by a long line do you mean her and then anakin that's a lot but hey if there are two points then the line and to be fair uh maybe the count quite gone to i was gonna say this quite on count she's gonna do it like right away it's gonna nudge the forces in all of us i don't know i don't know like the process i can't relate to this in any way i have no mental concept of what she's supposed to be thinking she's got to think about how the force is in all of us okay have the laws make a training sequence where it's just yeah just do the thing do it yeah we don't know what she's thinking and do it i have no idea what we're supposed to conceptualize her thought says it's so funny as well because of like how if we actually had a jedi who's at best could only slightly move a cup and they've been training for like their whole lives they'll create a lot of really great emotional tension for him and i don't know if i spoke to gave her like a feather it's like when you can move this feather we'll talk we'll props it didn't nudge restrain unfortunately i won't be joining you for this one yeah i think it's so weird that you're able to communicate while you're in hyperspace they won't approve the mission they're literally tracking the stolen hyperspace stuff to people who intend to go to throne but they probably don't care era okay we've entered the denam system all calm transmissions are being jammed well hang on so their comms are jammed and they're going to basic they don't even know where they're going they don't know what's gonna be here it could be like i'm out in this just a star destroyer yeah they could just get killed i love that they're not they just got confirmed they're not having backup yeah don't you guys think this is dangerous why'd we drop out of hyperspace so far from the planet because of course you drop out of hyperspace far from a planet because people can detect when you drop out of hyperspace this has been a rule since empire strikes god they're actually making fun of him for being careful stand and jedi mission protocol when approaching an unknown situation that's a jedi protocol yeah no that's just normal person protocol they're all gonna die i don't see how they don't die here oh never mind they're just gonna die here we go we're down we're down six so that means we've got four we can blow up because yeah special lady and uh special man i am tracking two squadrons of three crafts just say six please this is stupid why are you smirking because it's fun it's star wall come in mode man i can't i can't think of another time tailgond or anything that this might be referencing i wonder i see you got rid of my presets i never needed them so you say we're so with you bum bum bum bum bum bum bum until they're fucked it's six on one there's no way yeah it's over they're just all going to miss and then they die and they are they just shot a little bit that was exactly how it was shot and yeah i feel like i've seen this scene with fellas mm-hmm wow that's kind of remarkable actually boring he keeps doing this it's like the fifth significant thing he's just taken from a new hope i look at the shots are just doing nothing it'll they won't do anything anything shields they matter this time the way you're both acting there won't be a later oh my god that expression rosario please i know you can why are you going super fast get above it and then shoot down it's space tell me what you need move on my signal copy oh so where i will just follow you see yeah they can they can move like that too if anything they're more maneuverable because of course they're more maneuverable wow don't worry about it you'll get another chance we've got two more incoming dead ahead dude she's had the same like emotional expression for this whole scene i'm gonna split them i'm gonna split them good work this is like but they can't you're like they don't care nobody cares they're at a cartoon seed with his no steaks at all they can't hurt you apparently you're invulnerable to their little lasers nothing's happening i'm entering phase two now the ship's gonna get damaged or something by a random shot looks like the same as all of the other ones oh my god she just raided them we should be able to make visual confirmation now this is so shit wait wait why did you just now get a visual confirmation if i had to guess i would say it is some sort of hyperspace rig i'm so bored they should have been destroyed ages like seven times over are you guys still here huh yeah there's still one more they can destroy morgan they're entering your sector your sector is this thing i've gone this whole thing a sector i'm surprised you let them get this far well apparently our ladies don't let them get this far enemy ships are fighters you're gonna deal with them do we not have missiles or anything oh boy here we go oh you're double dead now miss miss miss from up in my wing and away from my signal oh he's gonna voice mutilate us here hello ezra fighters are broken off you better get up here what's your plan here anyway now you found this thing what can be subversive and make him go as you wish turbo lasers primed and ready open fire so they're fucked they're absolutely fucked well no rags it's this flying straight at them that's the last thing they expect they're like laser flak guns they did that last time as well i don't know those existed they're doing the world war two thing again because you saw the planes i called them planes in the spaceships chasing them why not just have him shoot actual shells that explode they don't have to be lasers just use flags it wouldn't matter this they're moving right at them which means they can't hit them oh that's true that's true yeah no matter what weapon you use if someone comes right at you it's just gonna miss what's the point if this isn't destroying the ship what's the point of lasers what's the point of lasers what it's the point of anything we did this already in episode two like this exact thing of just a bunch of lasers just completely missed this is intolerable you want it closer deflectors of 10 percent oh i think that's just how long it takes jeez how does space battles not all take like a week well yeah and why don't everybody get the deflectors of this ship just scan complete damage that won't mean anything minutes from now destroyed they are off our scope how are they all feel scope oh no how are they off your fuck you're talking about they're right they're in you right in the middle you can't see inside your own you can't look out the window i have no idea why they hate this shit it's so sad why would it have why would it have slowed down at space i need you to run a full diagnostic i please prioritize to be and we can't help we yang up we're both dead get on it also you could sound like you give a shit come on congratulations you almost got them oh yeah then go finish them off you you're right out there kill them man she seems like they were chasing them right this is just a floating ship it's easy kill them yeah they would have seen that and by the way if they're down you don't need to like fly around you can just stop in front of them and just start shooting just go do do do do do do do do do oh what hang on oh no jeez that i'm going out there don't don't do a repair like an EVA um she's gonna put on a space suit and try and fix it for something to happen lightsaber fight spaceship they've done it before in visions right it's about time we do it in live action wait she's gonna gather with a lightsaber oh like them yeah actually oh no no man oh she has a special oh no no no you're joking no why are you walking like normal you're in space currently oh no but no you can't deflect like cannons with lightsabers right it's way too big okay now just the ship where she isn't no shoot where she isn't like what what that's not how that works you float you've jumped up no she's gonna she isn't if she has uh gravity boots or something is that well there this is so shit oh you didn't need to drive by you could just stop and shoot why did you get within lightsaber range that was your caring face oh that looks real look fucking hate this character did you see her face when she thought she might be dead she's like oh no a slight piece of emotion thank you great don't get me no pull the light no pull the ship with the force you can't kill anymore so could those two of main characters so where are your lightsabers can you lose them are we not going to think about that oh this she has one that's fine how is that why is that not doing any damage i don't know man disruptive fields force crama it's good that is this life machine cycle on his guns on one side what was the trick was it mind control it's always on a tie enemy pilots to shoot them maybe she bypassed the compressor i just don't understand we're still going yeah by the way nothing is actually going to progress in this episode is it no nothing i don't think so we have a lesson in um a new hope wasn't it like three tie fighters were a huge deal for the millennium falcon oh no the whale what the fuck how are you flying it it's the hyperspace whales don't worry yeah rags it makes sense are they just gonna hit your ride please don't it's just it's just so much money to be spent on crap look at him that's not just here even he's like what the fuck is this what show about it where they're from the whale planet and something what's to even be said it's so boring nothing have you noticed as well the way it's like this ever exists the sound of the guns firing is like it's like pathetic yeah very weak and they don't show them doing any damage so that doesn't help they sound weak and they apparently are just really really weak and they can't hit a goddamn thing no why is it that's me what the fuck is it why did you do this wait that editing was interesting they were about to die yeah you're about to die how long is this gonna go we're gonna waste time waste as much time as possible in the episode what happened to your cannon use your cannon oh they lost them nice one guys she's had the same expression for three episodes that lady wait what is that that HUD supposed to be i don't actually know how it helps at all random tunnel where are they i know you're thinking like you have like you didn't have to pay it don't you have some sort of a screen that shows no that won't lose them for long okay why wouldn't that why why would it lose them for anything oh he's just better now what did i miss we almost died multiple times he fought ships in space with her lightsabers she did something they did yeah i streamed a game today and some people told me this episode was much better than the first two i mean it's shorter so i agree it's shorter that's true this is because there was lasers and lightsabers more i think it's restraint there's no restraint because this is Dave Filoni making a show about his OC he's never gonna show restraint this is unbelievable like all the progress we made in half a fucking hour is they followed the tracker to the planet and landed we could have done this in the opening scene why is she having a terrible insignia on the no they can sense the heat signature of the ship and everything and the force they could sense your force presence right you really just looking visually they can't look down though the cockpit is covering everything up they must be hiding in the forest let's regroup hey can we get a scan of the planet for the ship or something there's no continuity of technology i feel there's just no there's just whatever is whenever every single episode is just whatever happens happens i guess why did you not keep it off what if they already another pass i was gonna say if padding is still here there are six hyperdrive engines in place with the final one being set into position so there's three on the side and a seventh on the bottom a craft with these power levels and configuration would be capable of a hyperspace jump of astonishing speed and this shouldn't this be enough for the republic to get involved yeah wouldn't these have been built before you just send the schematic now it's jammed well then hyperspace back no none of that the jedi archives speak of intergalactic hyperspace lanes between galaxies which used to follow the migration paths of star whales named perkel star hold them that in this universe please because we can't use our incomprehensible computing power to just like come up with a lane are they going to end up using the star whales to destroy the hyperspace ring oh no we're using that ring because we've got to get to throne jedi have taken refuge in the forest it's not going to do a fucking agent no you come with us because you're a jedi and also you can sense the forest presence of us okay so we're gonna stand here it's gonna be them in the forest yeah it'll actually have to be at least episode six before the fucking ring is used a soccer and this guy will have a fight and it will be very traumatic but very epic whenever you're ready holy fuck yeah but he's looking mischievous an evil citizen that's it yeah we did it yep there you go nothing fucking nothing episode we just had the republic say nah and then we arrived on the planet that's it yeah that's all we did no i'm back i'll have to leave out the sabin was doing her training yeah she learned training that i thought she already had but apparently she was brand new learning about how anyone can have the force you know that it's incredible the restraint that they showed that she couldn't use the force in this episode but by the end of the season she'll be very good at it oh that she'll move a cup by the end of the season she's going to beat one of these established like sith kind of people or something yeah with the force probably but you see that they could have had to be really good at it in this episode but they're like such a passionless show it feels like it's gone to the point where i think they told rosario dorsen like do not show too much emotion a soaker is a character at this point that's very very like stoic and strong she wouldn't she wouldn't let her emotions control her now she's supposed to be the one that everyone else learns from or something because i don't know how else this happened wouldn't it be interesting if she wasn't like that yeah it would especially because she's she's not a jedi technically right she left the order yeah so it'd be kind of interesting if she was kind of forging out her own path in her own way of embodying the ideals of the jedi without necessarily being i guess archetypal that seems like an opportunity but it seems like they've forgotten that opportunity everybody's just dull and boring i like the robot don't like anybody else yeah oh can i make a prediction no sure they're gonna fail to stop the hyperspace ring and it fucks off and they're still there so they have to use the space whale to get to thron and use like force manipulation to use one of the space whales to get there yeah i think you're on a space sequence was so terrible it was so boring they just keep lowering in a worse depiction of space combat i just we got what's the point what's the point of guns what is the point of having guns what are we doing when we spend 10 minutes when it's just moving left and right up and down as all of the view and it's always missing and then they get damaged it gets repaired in like three minutes and then back to moving left and right but and then oh look it's the whales that's an escalation except the same thing is still happening they're just moving around while the bad guys keep missing they miss forever i just don't understand how you miss that much it's not that it matters because their guns are useless it's gotta be emphasized again asoka fought spaceships with her lightsabers she deflected their shots and was jumping around with her gravity boots i guess chopping up a ship as it was flying past i believe i saw that but it did happen i was there someone wrote this and thought it was okay they do that a lot that action scene actually lasted for about half the episode yeah started about halfway and it wouldn't stop at the end of the episode it kept going it was about 15 minutes i can't get over how shit that from from asoka was i just can't get over it that's you could have let her could have let her say something a bit more impassioned when she thinks their lives are on the line you know you could it's almost as though the writers know that their lives aren't on the land and therefore the characters know that too yeah they treat it like a joke but haha we almost died the tension on the millennium falcon when it was being pursued by three tai fighters in a new hope was famous like it's famous misunderstand so like when luke shouts you know i got one that because he's happy that he got one that they misunderstand that to be hi yes so they should all be pretty happy go lucky during this whole thing not realizing that that was after like a minute of just tense action i wonder if anyone is gonna have the balls to post like the images from a new hope and images from this and be like i love the intertwining of you know these themes and these these reflections these echoes through time just like shut the fuck up you know somebody's gonna do that they try to get in the force awakens so it's already been copied yeah it's boring when luke is you know when he's ecstatic they was able to get one he even like turns around and he's like almost he distracts himself without happy it is that he was able to get one and then you get the reply from han solo as he's like yeah kid don't get cocky he's focusing on him flying the millennium falcon and he's trying to get him to to you know to focus again and again that was three tie fighters three basic bitch tie fighters pursuing them through an asteroid field oh yeah yeah let's do let's do six and there's no asteroids and they still miss and if they hit it doesn't do anything then they get shot by flak lasers whatever the fuck that is you get half exploded it's like oh did we destroy them they're out of scope like what the fuck do you mean they're out of scope they're like inside in the ring in the ring you can't see the inside of your ring you're the most most viewable moment most scannable behind the ring they still don't get shot because i guess those double blasters can't turn around even though it looked like they could i was going around damaged but nothing in the cockpit is damaged you know i mean because i have no idea they do sparks or whatever i don't see how he got damaged the ship didn't sustain any real damage like the ship looks fine and the substance is based between the wiles it doesn't look like it was shot at it's funny because after they get disabled for for a little bit there's like debris flying around but it's like so tiny and there's nothing on the ship that indicates where it's coming from look at look at this what is that oh yeah the ship there's no damage on the ship the model like there's no there's nothing's broken on the back it looks like it's just a ship but it shows debris but i i think debris comes from something so if you look at your window and you see pieces of your ship floating around that means they're no longer attached to your ship something's broken and i mean it's like you said if there was sparks and a big like shock from the front they're real lucky that that gloss didn't break otherwise they'd be dead and yeah by the way the uh the republic conversation was basically i want more soldiers to go and stop the potential rise of throne and they're like uh i mean you know i i man that's convenient that throne comes up now so you can have a resource like what they don't believe that throne is actually there and that they think she's going for Ezra that's not good that they have that little trust in yeah you think that she'd have some sway um but i guess not did she mention that there are sith there are multiple sith with the red lights and everything there's three of them she didn't even mention it i don't think did she i guess it's just really awkward that you feel like her word would be worth a lot in and of itself that she made her a general and now we've got probably one of the most expensive piece of tech in history uh one of them obviously there's a lot the device that's likely going to break records in terms of hyperspace travel and we know why they're doing it i just i just find it unreal that she couldn't even manage to get them to give her a group of people to just test all this out see what's going on someone of you guys already pointed out she's a general she could have probably just said like hey you one ship you go with them why didn't she go she went on the last mission she probably will go that would be my guess that they had you know how they did the the signal getting cut out that she'll personally go so that she can be part of the team when they go to the other galaxy they'll probably want to keep her around and i don't see how with who she is and what she's done that she wouldn't be able to muster up in the same way they do in rogue one remember that's like they deny the mission and then they just do it anyway because a bunch of people are willing and interested how would you not be able to say like they're trying to get thrown the idiots at the top don't believe me for some reason i need help does this take place after mando season three because if it does they would have to know about everything that was happening on mandalore that there was like empire remnants that was gathering the insane strength and that the mando stopped them sure but i mean if they know about that then they have to know that there is actually some amount of organization happening that the empire remnants are beginning to gather up in a way that might be dangerous yeah and if you just ignore them they're not just gonna go away they're going to try and organize so you can't just say yeah whatever we'll deal with it later or whatever they said there's a lot of imperial remnants they gotta take care of which is like i buy that but obviously she's saying thrones are more important for some reason they need to be convinced of that i don't know the state of thron in universe anymore i i he goes from he's treated said like oh grand admiral thron like she seemed worried she knew who he was yeah so on that point it's just about proof i guess it's like go get it you'd think that they would let her take one ship that was a fleet she wants one ship and this is a character commentary i think that she knows her two very good friends are heading into a place where she can't communicate with them and may very well be a force that's intending on getting thrown shouldn't she think they're dead or dying absolutely i'm saying she'll she'll come but she should have come already the second they say we're not sending anyone with you she'd be like right and leaves and gets into her own ship and to be honest with a soka and sabine shouldn't have gone because there's no reason to think they'd live she doesn't seem to understand the urgency because she doesn't really express it in the meeting with mon mothma and the rest of them either she will show up at the end of the episode to save those two when they get in trouble that's my guess now yeah so we can have the rebels reunion maybe we'll see thron next episode maybe at the at the end of the the episode is like oh they're coming yeah i can't really go but yeah i'll maybe next you know who knows when he's gonna show up i can't get over that they're treating like a pretty smart general with this godlike reverence as if just finding him is gonna swing the tide entirely just because he exists oh it's funny they have full permission to kill him whenever they want to because he's not in the sequels so well yeah nobody's never really gone it's true imagine an angle where this is a sort of desperation thing for the imperials we're kind of directionless and scattered if there's anyone who can form some sort of substantial resistance out of all of these disparate elements it's gonna be him rather than just yeah we're gonna get him and when we do we're just gonna sweep the republican way yeah like i find him and then he gets brought back and he just looks at their resources and says i can't i can't do anything yeah or he just says listen i got an idea i'm gonna call him snook god they might do that they might in some episode with someone the cloning shit came up with mando season three the force clones or whatever because i still got their mando movie that they're building up to oh no way a mando movie yeah remember day for one don't and i hate it's reminded me now it's gonna be incredible i'm sure it's gonna be remarkable i could stop all right fine let's talk episode three all right that means get everyone's time i'm i'm excited for episode four i can't wait to see what they do in the red forest what'd you bring me get it give the old school oh wow how are we have this is halfway right once we're done with this we're halfway so we're not there yet but okay that's an amazing turning point yes this is yeah i'm sure that i'm sure this will be i'm sure this will be great and action packed and filled with revelations and amazing story beats yeah so many things have happened so many events they made a thing happen and it's one she goes stand remember idiotic and hate it before she guys remember when a soca went into space and did like a back flip over a ship and cut it in half yeah i wish i wouldn't remember that was amazing and we saw the space wales the space wales in universe they called them star wales oh my bad look at you oh yeah that's a handy over here bad face dandy fucking paid actor uh um yeah for bat wise uh this is if it's a halfway point they're allowed to do something oh anything please god anything remember episode one they flew off with the map a soca wanting to stop them episode two and three really would just pauses because the the idea is you chase them episode two was a detour if they needed like a side quest to get the information that's kind of what i mean by pauses like delay you know you need to open this door it's like cool i'm gonna open it right now and it's like ah there's a bad lock in the room you turn around walk a few paces back and then grab the key and then walk to the door and unlock it like now i can open it right and then they're like ah like what and it just doesn't open and then it opens like once you hit episode four it's like okay so what was the point of all that this is like it was really remarkable isn't it we can't have two episodes how little story they have eight episodes is short it's short especially when the episodes aren't always like 45 50 minutes long and the fact that they don't even have enough story to tell that they have to pad out every scene with five to 10 second pauses between every statement is incredible and so um what we have is a planet filled with bad lightsabers and good lightsabers and that's right and they'll fight they will follow there will be there will be multiple lightsaber duels this episode as a do you think anyone's going to die no no they don't have anybody to die they don't have enough people i'll do you like they could get one of the villain people i guess i don't think anyone will die if anyone was to suffer any kind of damage at all uh they'll be back yeah yeah that's all right what if they randomly bring in the half human half twilight kid he's just like randomly in a scene and just like shot like and um like what's that one really irreverent movie freddy uh got fingered they just have that one kid who gets the shit beat out of him the whole show that's that kid turns into like mom i want to be a hero just like you ah then he gets ejected into space and stabbed the lightsaber shot in the leg regarding the pacing um yeah just as a reminder um chernobyl was five episodes that was it that's right arcane was nine episodes and like the first three and arcane are gonna are gonna have more than the eight of this show and this this just just makes me tired i just don't i'm tired it just makes me think about the conversations in the writing room as to whether or not anyone was like genuinely invested which is weird i don't know what they would have done because tatheloni wrote all of this and yeah this is his character that he created so you figured that he would be hyper invested but yet i could imagine that the screen plays for these episodes are like 20 pages long even though the episodes themselves like episode one was 50 minutes i don't want to like reformat all of it so that we don't do any stupid crazy adventures we just get the three main ladies right into uh assaulting some base that they know contains the map because of the lady ladies released and then before they can escape with the map you know one of them is grievously injured and maybe they copy the map or something and then you know that's that's a three episode arc of them planning and figuring it all out just like instead of the weird shit that they do find a way to get these three constantly going through things talking to each other and having different perspectives on stuff so i can get to i still don't know who is soca is man if only they had a star wars show they did exactly that with three episodes and then we had a payoff man that would be cool if they could look at the show that is in their ip that was really good i don't even know what i don't know it sounds like a unicorn not a television show yeah i mean definitely wasn't star wars there was no lightsabers in it or anything so it was probably like some sci-fi uh shenanigans i want to ask this show to give me payoffs but i don't know what those payoffs would actually be it is people fighting except losing or winning as has been highlighted these lightsab battles are becoming less and less consequential as time goes on there were four lightsaber fights in the ot if you could call the third one because you have obi-wan and darth fader you have luke and darth fader you have if you want to count the tattooing rescue which i i wouldn't count as a lightsaber duel so you have three you have three one per episode and again it was as i we talked about last episode every single fight in the first six films there was a significant consequence from that battle for the characters involved and the broad states of the universe they got a really well even in the prequels from that yeah even in the prequels even in the prequels if lightsabers are coming out then shitt's going down something is going to happen first now the lightsabers go out it's like cool we're wasting like the next four minutes yeah basically go back to your newspaper one i don't know it's never felt like you know like sabine versus what is the name of i don't know rock no that's the that's the helmet guy who isn't the dude at all but alice alice versus sabid i've just said that like shouldn't alice just instantly win house should instantly win and all the training if we've seen that it's endless trainings where a force user who by the way is way like just objectively speaking way more tuned to it because we've seen who use the force versus a stoker's using use the force at all right no not so okay sorry that's sabine there will be a big payoff this episode though where she'll use the force oh what if it's it probably gonna be something big where she looks like a boulder or some shit it'll be that she'll fight and she'll be losing and then that will somehow like give her the motivation that she needs to leverage the force to save herself maybe maybe i'm sure she'll be fine because she is already amazing at three things oh where dav felonius of like people getting mad at the sequel trilogy for thing the fact that he's had sabine be so shit with the force is honestly a surprising amount of restraint for him to me yeah i don't know how much i would be genuinely blown away if by the end of this season she's still not able to use the force you know be the most interesting way to take her is that she trains she learns does all the things and it's still just not enough it's not working and then she finds it's like you know what and that's okay or something yeah because i'm good i'm the best at 17 other things in this playthrough just a lightsaber as well so whatever the point being that i would be like oh dav that's kind of interesting um but i yeah that's the mildest amount of restraint and you did it wow look at you go one day you'll be a one day you might be a writer like i said i think she may well use the force this episode setting it up in episode three to pay it off episode four because that's a setup fringy they set it up as a big setup and they tend to do yeah what did i miss not a lot multiple times multiple times is her hair naturally that color does she have to keep did she bring dye with her on her adventure i'm guessing it is naturally that color oh well maybe she got hit by like force lightning or something she's cool and unique unfortunately i won't be joining you for this one i'll neither will the fleet remember that she is the general and just you're gonna be joining yeah it could be showing up this episode for sure but that's the thing it won't make sense she should have joined them way earlier if she decides that she's going to go to them despite orders not to that's just gonna make it look like an asshole she took so long and it annoys me that she didn't panic that they were going without her that's pathetic lasers it does nothing nothing they're like staple guns that's the sound that a space staple gun makes i like the idea of a gun with staples it's just pedipatric against the starship like the nicotine but does does the giant intergalactic hyperspace craft have to be circular why not it matches the hyperspace rings from other i mean what shape would you make it i mean i don't know maybe there is shaped i'm pretty sure they're doing it because the space rings are circular and other stalls from attack of the clones oh i didn't know that maybe yeah i'm gonna make that's a major passionate fan of stall will give you stop talking about star was you material i shut off unfortunately the person who's most likely to die is who yang you know they better fucking not hera do you copy houses come in home one this is fulcrum repeat do you read us over remember communications don't come off you didn't give a fuck this is all from lever alone still no good expecting the jamming to just randomly stop i don't know i will try to cannibalize some wiring from the secondary motivator and see if i can rewire the transmitter oh rewire the transmitter there you go why didn't do that when you were fucking arriving where's a soca outside you can breathe on this planet right if you could just rewire it so overcome the jam i think why would you not have that in place where's a soca outside long pause right yang said their ground base isn't far start there okay we're gonna go assault the base cool all right i mean there are there are two of us but those two of us are us the enemy has the map and the means to get where they want to go so you're fucked they're just gonna leave and go do it right it's so funny they could have left by now you just go up and do it the little fly circle is up there if we can't make the journey to find azra then no one should it won't come to that it might have already she just stands there with her arms crossed and it's like her character he'd be stranded out there maybe this time for good better that allowing thrones ships right he needs an army but it seems like a guy he's a really good guy okay he's yeah look at this long pause great i love it pretty smooth but also it seems like a soca saying that they're gonna what destroy the map if they can't use it then they have to destroy it don't they can't get thrown so why wasn't that a something that a soca had considered like really early on why didn't she just destroy it then if this was an option for is it the she's like i'm okay with trying to get azra but the second that we can't we have to get rid of uh travel at all he's everything all right is it all right but i thought i was telling you about like later on as a possibility i can't believe i'm begging a woman to talk maybe she always believed that azra was like over in that other galaxy i suppose but i don't know what if she knows like the tension will be that she doesn't tell sevelyn she knew all along that's what i'm saying i don't i now don't understand why that wasn't an option she considered what were you what are you doing why'd you grab oh gosh she's very easily visible right there the whole time well it's like obviously they're going to be able to use like radar and stuff to find you it's a spaceship and a forest and this is star wars they'll have scanners and stand out here all day yeah yeah it's nice weather the air is warm but it's overcast in windy so it's quite nice i've located the jedi starship how far out are they about a dozen clicks okay all of you attack them on or none of you you don't do the thing we send you have ships just bombard them from oh yeah all of you just go all you go and blow them to tiny things to delay them so i need to go and kill them just get on your ship and fuck off let's get underway soon yeah why aren't you waiting for the last engine to be installed are they not they did that already didn't they where are you looking at i think it's still looking at god the fucking timing is so incredibly convenient then uh and then at that point they should all go and kill us okay why not just kill her anyway she's all just go there use your laser guns from your ships and blow them to pieces from above and she's one of the biggest thorns in the empire side in history why don't we do some death so we have magic bullshit yeah use a witch's spell like the space box from like half the galaxy away don't you dare we hang fuck them up oh that thing she's wearing from early she just like sticks the little tiny armor pieces on her and that's that it looks because that was the little thing she was wearing earlier that little undersuit thing that suit yeah this one just looks a lot cheaper than man does close it and then open it back up again that was kind of mando looked best in episode one yeah he did with all of his old rustic rip yeah he looks like a fortnight character now oh oh no she lost something i'm looking for oh did you pack the biscoff's there it is really there it is i was going through that bag there was definitely nothing else in that bag that was empty don't worry about me i'm not good you know we've not really talked about our relationship much at all i just said you're my paddle we haven't really talked about much should i be what worried nope you're exchanging sink words at a time those guns are gonna fly out the second that you like run yeah they're pretty floppy oh yeah look at the way that the pad i can't talk just doesn't fuck sometimes we have to do what's right regardless of our personal feelings we have to do is right it's relevant anything what is this relevant to the story in any way yeah there's go we gotta destroy the the ring for the map and they can't find Ezra the stakes are this high that's why the stakes are high but equally we've got to stop throwing okay rags it all makes sense i have to it's an awfully jedi thing of you to say for someone who's not a jedi that looks like a fish from that honor pauldron that looks like one of those weird fishes from atlantis lost empire space wilder right that's star whale idiot finally some progress get shot i'd watch a whole show just just snapping yeah you know i'm like meeting people throw distant snapping man if only someone would still be staring into the wilderness is he squinting okay oh my god why wouldn't you why would you why wouldn't you why is it doing you can't muffled it can it has communications yeah it's automatic it could contact them right now it could be saying that why isn't it contacting them that daft droid made it worse he wouldn't what's gonna so can i sense them like he wouldn't make a mistake run down the ladder under attack that was not necessary that was a cool role as our actions it's our runtime banana why didn't you stop shooting why you're all the way up to long yeah so these are all the this is like level one now level two yeah the spooky how many levels one this is like tutorial it kind of is teaching you the controls cool that's a good thing none of those shots hit your not arm oh and you took your helmet off leave it on so unfortunately it's not managed to save me luckily none of those shots hit your unarmored parts so um i actually think i kind of like the fact that he pulls the lighting and the sabine assumed he'd fuck something up and the asoka didn't and immediately knew it was a message to get outside i think i like that i need you to contact general cindyula as soon as you can may i make one request of you both stay together one sniper in the woods and they'd be dead but whatever one rifleman one this is so stupid yeah anyone could have why didn't we're having fun i don't know why would they be happy this is like really bad you'd think that yeah adventure music where's our character who like isn't experienced and has to like it's really traumatized by a near-death experience like this or something they know where the h2 is oh look at that goober look a little goober on the right look at him go down there he's like a little it's like a little toad guy i'm not just gonna sit around and do nothing with you did you literally sat around and did nothing for an episode so shut up but you can't leave without authorization you're the general right i'm the general this is what i talked about all of this and now they're actually doing it i hate you general i mean nothing or dictator in this world no this i buy this is what i was asking them to do i don't understand what looks along the choice that you would make yeah she's not only she a general but she's a character we like your son is you're taking your son you know hold on yeah what oh my god don't you and he's the co-pilot why are you taking this little boy what are you doing you know we're going come on son let's go it's only like evil sith and she's gotten a bunch of people to come with it because of course they would this is exactly what we said should happen oh i thought they were gonna like tell her you're not authorized to lay and turn around i'm assuming these are going with her friends they are going with her thanks for joining the party karson you know so are we all just that guy oh he's gonna fucking die you know how it is once a rebel always a rebel shut up not from our own organ that's not how a command structure works yeah you see the interesting thing to do would to have them explain like you know you better be right about this because this is going to cost us huge if we've just decided that we don't follow orders anymore oh they need to do the thing from the rock what the hell is that man hang on this look like it was in the atmosphere is it in the atmosphere they're like lowering it down they're just standing there watching they're like the cloud hill here wow they're getting their money's worth out of this set it's just NPCs waiting for people to kill yeah there's just a load of loading bars for these bad nothing's happening oh here's come some cool effects with the planet and the galaxy and stuff have faith faith i lost that a long time ago why did you say that because it's a bill of light okay are we gonna learn what the space magic is this is actually a nice contraption then because she keeps using her knife i've never seen it but it's technology right it's not that's what i'm saying or is it this looks like technology oh does any of this work though the rocks are part of the technology is it stone magics the map to get thrown like this map exists witchcraft explains it why haven't you done that already this is entirely a different thing but getting the engine you could have done this the whole time right do you guys just stupid why are you guys running why does she not have a jetpack they're attacking the base i don't know why she doesn't have a jetpack they're attacking the ground base exhausted by the time you get there well how did you see them from ages away how did you not see them before they're crouching under the camera and then they'll get up there you know they're up in the trees waiting i can never should have come here already hailey she's already edgy going somewhere going somewhere all that time for that yep that's basic ass we have encountered you in your past to do the thing are you on route to a location level two why are you chasing her you have the guns you know you've got to stick together that's why you're chasing her wow oh i'm so cringe backhand you don't damage i have been waiting for a soak of this is maroc two so long since 1977 yes this is it this is what star wars has been leading to this chicken that guy is but you know looking at me so cool with his armor yeah oh yes this is right i i feel like you want to avoid trying to kill people like that and she needs to have both of their lightsabers out because he's got a double no at stage two why are you chasing so hard she's just gonna all she needs to do is go to war it's a good thing that i know which ones are missing there you go you fuck now good job no oh so there's that it pops off because we need to see her face for this battle you can beat it with a force just grab what are you doing yeah choker just fucking choker break her neck well so instead of maybe you know throwing her away pull her back dude every time they lock he can kill it with the other blade you can just you know i mean you just turn it shad talks about this all the time so yeah really you just have to touch her with it you don't even have to like push it too far just touch her with it an instant death no clip yeah well it's a long way it's a long way it's a while they're going to a different galaxy they should have fucking started ages ago then so she's like having a lot of fun in here or at least i know he's so samurai i remember he did it in uh in in boba fat right no can only fun around is so cool it's no way you're going to win why did you swing that high that's just how taller than she is yeah here we go it's going faster look what it did to that tree but it didn't kill her that's crazy go go go go all this is so exciting i'm a right bullshit it's the road and i get front of you oh yeah wow how did that possibly happen yeah he's fine doesn't matter what the fuck he was a smoke man oh what is he after me a witch bullshit was he a thousand like was he a thousand is he like the oogie boogie man from a nightmare before christmas got this what the hell was that also what the hell no help you defeat this lady and then go defeat did you not listen to the dried stay together you always did better that way you regret this decision yeah you will that was a dumb as fuck thing to do oh just kill her already you have the force god it's cringe and cringe fighting which cringe lord will win i have no his name is baylin right he's got a fighter so can now yeah i can just use magic instead of hyperspace coordinates no it's look right ticking clock i will prepare for a departure you must wait here for your boss fight preparing for your departure and standing out of the ocean for ages he's so cool why couldn't he have been a character wow you are close didn't she say it was like 12 clicks away that's not 12 kilometers right that's not close can i touch this this is all and they're gonna have a fight in this little dog he's gonna come out from behind one of the rocks i knew your grandparents gleam and blasto yeah i think they're just going to exchange vague philosophical one-liners and then they'll fight of course although probably mentioned anakin well they they have i guess they will say any of the interesting you never mentioned you yes everyone in the order new anakin skywalker say something interesting i beg you you would live to see what he became no that's that's basic come on something something surely that must leave a mark is that why you walked away abandoned him really you know know what you're talking about end the conversation go on i'm not here yeah there you go no more wait just in that that's like the most interesting possibly be i want to know who this guy is the only reason i'm here is to secure the future for you something far greater oh my goodness i'm not starting a war but thrawn will okay you're an accessory to it so it's like one must destroy in order to create are you going to destroy what are you looking to create why to like destroy the rebellion to create the empire or whatever it's what never mind with i'm not even an intro really how inevitable how inevitable true bad yeah this is all they ought to do yeah good guy lights their lightsaber first make sure to walk for 10 years before you attack one just really kill me right now burning from time again the problem is like there's barely anything between these two i don't know who's supposed to win this i don't remember his fucking name i don't know why i would agree that he would be better than her or why she would be better than him and for what reason like what would give one of them the upper hand here i have no idea and there's just no emotional connection between them yeah we nearly got one when he mentioned anakin but let me just threw that away that's the first time that these two are met right i still really don't like the narrative phelony tries to push every now and then of besoker being primarily responsible for anakin's fault or at least a big part of it he keeps doing that and yet none of that was in the prequels yeah why would it be in the prequels who is not relevant hope sabina's dead already i was gonna say what's going on over that she's fighting a full-on apprentice person of his you should be dead 10 times over it was something no man remember how cool the fights were like in the prequels i'm just saying oh he's super duper strong man is he is that a cat crazy good i don't know i wish i did yeah i wish i knew oh she left i guess she she left to prepare remember he asked to defend all all the time i don't think this timing is consistent no man imagine if one of you was down there to try and just shoot at a circuit while he was fighting you probably win how long till we see the final coordinates if that was like the narrative of the fight is her trying to reach the thing and him defending it is i think we just we just tried to do that yeah why doesn't she use the force to knock over the space ball what's what i try it was what i said oh you the platform might say to the platform this is still how i by the way how is this still happening i just don't get it how can sabine winch how can she possibly win can't how isn't she dead it's over all right oh fuck off i'm just magic armor she's the force you have no power use the force grab it i'd say no just use the force use the force good god you can't do this like uh that's okay because you have to destroy things to create right that means they can continue it asoka you dumbass you have to destroy it right no the fight's not over killers you use the force you have telekinesis they're on the ground you see that she left it there wow are you fucking kidding me is she gonna get real mad look asoka's wounded now so she'll lose that was on wife that was on he just kicked him a couple times and he like flew back somehow why didn't you get it with the force so dumb so she thinks sabine's dead i assume i would assume obviously she thinks sabine is dead oh we can we can do that we can do that really now let's just do it with this guy that no i can't do it with this guy so she's real mad and i'm gonna be honest with you rosario i feel like that was more you than the director he could have done a bit more it didn't need to come to this but you know no other way stop oh i guess you're fine cool actually i am alive why don't shoot him thank thank goodness asoka only has to live with us in about 10 seconds wait what are you come on not like this she won't you're gonna shoot your hand she's got to find esra and she's gonna have shot him oh he's gonna get the map she can't do it she can't do it why did you aim for the lightsaber are you hard this is great so you've ruined everything yeah i want to remind you everybody why did they have the map in the first place because this dumbass stole it why is it not bouncing back at her he's just gonna grab it use the force and grab it he's gonna grab it why is he gonna do a uh you should uh join me and we can rule the galaxy her guns have no sights her guns have no sights destroy it she would have done it stay back what are you waiting for like actually more than you know it is look at pistol i know you feel that esra aw got it got her in the feels your family died on mandalore because your master didn't trust you no your family got a mandalore because the mandaloreans are fucking lame and they suck balls you and i share a common goal to make this journey we are not together we can find esra and throw on you to be reunited with your long lost friend and i to serve a greater good why are you so vague about this great maybe it's hard to explain because it's not a thing at all come with me i would trust so like because he's sabine is actually gonna like gamble the whole galaxy on esra on a one friend i just want again this is the second time now that this map will end up in the enemy's hands because sabine is a fucking moron no that's just what kind of a good friend she is that's how pure of heart she is you will be reunited with your friend dude as far as you're aware he just killed a soca yeah but that's okay because you see for you she'll subvert them later she's gonna pretend to join them now but she'll fuck them up later oh okay is that okay even though if she destroyed it right now it'd be the end of everything and that would be it and be over do it for esra it shouldn't be too hard right the map goes to seron and esra and seron's a guy you can kill by shooting him whoa you can't just kill him he's blue your jobs have been it wasn't even that hard for him to convince her to do it no you don't have to try that it's alice alice is choking her yeah there we go yeah hey we made a deal oh so now we can do that now we can choke her all right yeah shin release her why did you name me after a shin i gave her my word everyone assumes she's gonna stab him in the back eventually i don't like her former master i shall keep mine he's interesting i mean it's interesting that he would actually honor this deal like in this that's way more just we said about keng's like have a guy who says like yeah i give you my word and what's the what's the whole shenanigans about with the fucking other lady going like wooby wooby magic hands and oh you only need one more second okay wow send the shuttle to retrieve the good lord balon the good lord balon the good lord balon fulcrum new copy fulcrum come in over wow oh here come here come the lads the if they see they've been way earlier maverick's they have pulled the clothes out i imagine they'd show it up and do they call none of this would happen do they call him fulcrum because like they insultingly think he's a simple machine i think it's is it the what's the name of the ship i assume this ship's name is fulcrum or the team name wait where's the picture doesn't make it a little science joke everybody why is your son your co-pilot dude i he's the only one who could stand that's so fucked up he really is especially like this is incredibly dangerous with like having to remember well remember and robot chicken the stormtrooper bring your daughter to workday was a joke yeah but unless it's real yeah yeah gary is from trooper oh now he's destroyed they've got all the info so it's fine now balon is rising the ranks of someone i actually enjoy yeah he's making cool choices even has a vaguely unique force moveset with the way he moves his lightsaber when blocking and stuff up there they go just want to be able to withstand the weight of never mind whatever wasn't i think bigger last episode am i just tripping i don't know it looks huge they're just really big clouds i guess yeah oh clouds are really big again those are cumulo nimbai barcass boys in attack position go behind them you're out he said the thing just let me say i don't think they're sticking around for a fight but the ship would have detected then coming out of hyperspace right so they would have been prepared i guess they can see it's not gonna matter the episode over 16 coming new republic harrah what build them all how did you possibly know i think you just said they're in your way i guess they're not oh well well the circle go the circle will just go like around don't be i don't i mean i would just go from what the robot said that's what i'm saying by the way metal your prediction will be absolutely right then they're gonna need to use the star way oh yeah right yeah that's a tremendous surge in power it's the hyperdrive they're gonna jump yeah you guys took too fucking long didn't you get in the middle i'm just not shooting oh i hope you all blow up all the no names are gonna die yep you're you fuckers you're like the empire for them harrah is uh not coming back to the republic military i don't think well yeah this this should be incredibly punishable you oh yeah dragged off a bunch of people and got him killed and you've got nothing dead now you achieved nothing by doing this also you took your son you psycho your son just like was there to virtually witness yeah this should this should have consequences but it probably also one of them looks like he was alive it was just spiraling towards the planet you shouldn't go and try and save him he's done not okay okay i i've got a bad feeling i've got a bad feeling is it the dead people that gave you the bad feeling or was it something else those were two of my friends i love the idea that he's like the force i can feel something bad he like was it the screaming on the com sabine are you there lady tano oh man and she hangs all on his own that's better leave leave them you don't need them you can defeat the empire you're gonna climb up here now let's see how she possibly get punished to soak her oh no what's oh no it's a well between worlds oh god she's got the what's going on oh my god she strayed beyond thought and time give it a minute she killed the ball rock where are you soak in the white if you sell something you look like you're in a world select in a video game i'm gonna be upset i like how they couldn't actually put her on like a beach or sand or water or anything to fuck up the makeup it's like the stigie glue or whatever this is oh yeah it was like the world between worlds welcome to star wars time travel but but i don't want it feel i don't want to know can we get rid of it in the finale of rebels asoka was saved from losing a fight with Darth Vader by esra coming here and pulling her through a doorway oh god obviously wait so is the implication that someone's pulled her here again yeah i don't know um my god it's anakin i didn't expect to see you so soon anakin's back again no more music plays shut up i don't even want to meme about it i'm just angry man there's something about that cg yeah he looks so good what are we doing vader theme play they only have one fucking trick this is such piss dude this is piss oh my what a what a shit we were going to the world between worlds i assume uh yeah bringing me we already knew thanks to twitter the the anakin was in this episode the funny part to me is that people are going wild over it and it's just like shut up this is season two mando again i thought we would pass this guys i'm terrified by this prospect of time travel in star wars day felonii insists it's not time travel by the way the world between worlds you know it's not about time travel isn't it it's really not about time travel at all it's just about a place where everything comes together but it's time travel i don't know so she fell off into the water and then she wakes up in like this interdimensional pathways that connects to different points in time i don't any of that at all i don't i don't get it i'm sure they're going to explain it next episode very well it doesn't make any sense i'm afraid sometimes with this sort of stuff you're like why did you make this and it's like well i had to save her life from being killed by a person you're like do you think maybe that your compensation is going to be a little more damaged than her just fucking running away or dying or dying just kill her at this point like it might be poetic for the character to die by the hand of a former master or something i don't know i don't know if star wars would ever do something so dark she fought that guy in the armor and he like turned into dust yeah i was crazy about that yeah hilarious i did that happen i don't know he became like a skeleton too if you i kind of i kind of don't even want them to explain it to me i just want to be a thing that happened in the show like my estimate at this point is that he's like dasa mere witchcraft magic man like he's just some animate suit of art which is really lame anime suit would kind of be more significant than that yeah okay oh well i stand by what i said he could come back why not i imagine if that's true they're probably not done with him like she's just going to make another one or something i don't even know if he's dead i don't even know if he was alive maybe just went to the world between worlds you don't know i was so funny too by the way the whole extended fight sequence with alice and or shin sorry and uh the bean and it's so dumb because it's like constantly yelling at them to use the force use the force use the force and then when they decided to loud they're like they use the force see that's all they want just to eat them around like oh you could have done that this whole time yeah those fights were pretty lame it hurts my immersion so hard when it's like a soca's locked blades with mr big man and then sabi evil shin turns up and it's like oh what's she gonna do now fight them both it's like no she'll just use the force to knock her out it's like come on do that the time it takes for a soca to pause understand the situation grab her throw her and accept what she's done bailyn's just looking the whole time she's like well we have had a few times right because when sabin was fighting what's her name they were like standing there just looking around for a while not fighting each other and it's like dude if one of you just attacked would be over like a soca is almost dying and sabin just goes like stop like fucking shoot him in the back what are you doing shot him in the back and it'll be over by the way is so can never pulled out a second blade during a whole fight with bailyn yeah not entirely sure why he's not that good he's not worth the second blade she lost right she might feel like it's better to use one blade instead of two not if you have a free hand that you're doing nothing with i can see how if we were not trained to use two that you would keep the one but she is clearly trained to use two she uses two like why would you never i i guess i just don't know why you wouldn't always use your best configuration because it's a life or death situation every fight the weakness understanding me i'm talking about when they lock blades she has a hand that she does nothing with the whole time oh all right that she could have just whipped out the lightsaber and killed it see her hand was burnt so i don't give a fuck i don't know what i mean um i've seen star wars theory gave this like a 10 out of 10 people are saying yes a lot of people are saying like this is this is finally felonies bringing star wars but he even said like this is george lucas's you know vision being brought forth and stuff and she's like there's no way man every time they can stop every time yeah um this is still piss guys and there's barely any fucking character there never is let's be real that one's not that interesting no drop a little water in a huge mildly interesting which elevates him far above everybody just the fact that he kept his word instantly makes him more interesting than anyone else in this one what do i know like he's aware of all the shit that happened in water 66 he was a former jedi as far as i can tell he knew anakin and he implied like the it's esoca's fault it's like what tell me who he is please you already ever give me snippets random shit that's supposed to sound cool because you haven't actually written a history why do you hate writing characters star wars shows i think may like allude to the presence of some character writing approximately single digit times per episode yeah because a lot of the rest of the time we just got big long pauses overly long fight scenes that aren't particularly interesting or good yeah they really are dialogue that doesn't reflect on anything i think the funniest stuff is like rutting the cowards they sort of slow down then they reveal oh look the bad guys are here and then they slow down they're sort of behind each other up and it's like what are they gonna say and uh what does what does she have to say she says where are you going going somewhere yeah it's just like get out you know it is actually hilarious just talking about characters and they're afraid to write any i'm currently going through i've been the chief for the first time and i just finished season six and i cared about some stupid plastic figures i wanted to know what happened and now i'm watching this like a multimillion fucking joe i was like what is what what happened these star wars shows are the clearest example of yeah i mean you got a lot of money you got a lot of talents of people on the production side all in service of this really really really bad fundamental component of it which is the script it makes me not want to like be in this i guess field knowing that you're going to be working so hard on all these interesting potentially really cool like visual stuff and it's all going to be in service to just shit stories well yeah like i mean it's a very demoralizing thing to me we memed about the evil trees but like there was some cool aesthetics in this episode a red forest yeah a forest that's dark and the leaves are red that's all right we do something with that right um in the cliff side the black cliff side and like a space stone and of course we we do something about yeah we meme about it but the reason why we meme about it is not because the actual work itself is bad like visually it's really good it's just that you know that the writing supporting it and behind it and the motivations behind it are like cringe all right so we got us a trolley problem here as our bridgeer is on one side with the entire galaxy laugh my ass off and the main grand admiral thron is writing a trolley that is heading toward the galaxy bringing war that will kill thousands of people you can pull the lead into Ezra Bridger you'll be fine but you probably won't see him again what will you do this is the thing what it should be is that the trolley goes off into a direction that doesn't even hit Ezra because he's not gonna die from this he'll be off somewhere and maybe things are bad but maybe he's okay maybe he has a family maybe he's yeah maybe he's like thank god i'm out of that galaxy if thron returns to the galaxy for sure there's going to be conflict for sure people are gonna die i want my Ezra i i don't know what they're what where are they going with her honestly we got four episodes left and look what we accomplished in four episodes it's like one episode of content so i know that's that's kind of the problem i find it unpredictable because i don't know what they're we always assume a bigger scope because the story could go so much further but the reality is like they're probably going to spend the whole of next episode doing nothing i imagine that next episode will probably be a soca and uh anakin walking around looking at wounds talking about training world so he's he's stuck in there he's like actual anakin skywalker who's stuck in there i i assume he's a force ghost i have no idea he doesn't look like the other force ghost i'm confused maybe he's like from an alternate timeline and maybe god will realize i'm not ready for that dude i'm not ready for them to escape but like i have to say there'll be one maybe what it's going to be for her is like oh you know maybe i have the possibility to rewrite the timeline to make sure that anakin is fine but if i do that there'll be these greater more drastic consequences or something so i need to let him be Darth Vader anakin like what are you from he's like uh revenge of the sith post dooku killing before anything else around there is yeah like it'd be it'd be interesting to be said damn man i'm still alive obi one doesn't hate me i don't know about anything that's going to happen in the next few years anyway it's supposed to jump into this thing and pull you from being killed or drowned or whatever the fuck i don't know like oh god this is going to get so bad i don't even know what to i mean if they're doing time travel this one has the potential to be the worst one i love that they played the vader theme right at the end this is such it's such crap man it's incredible i saw people remembering Darth Vader the screenshot of hello snips as well that's the nickname for her right and like people go fucking crazy and i was like you guys i mean you are you are actually children why that's what he calls her in clone wars yeah exactly it's like can you wait at least until there's something substantive please well yeah all you have is that he's shown up and the potential in your head of what's going to come and i guess if you know if you're on this show side then i guess you'd be optimistic about it people are already going to be arguing like well you know the season two finale with luke that actually meant more because of and just like no you're just killing robots didn't even look like him didn't speak about anything and then left we are just still in hyper member barriers except this is indicative of where star wars is at that you know three or four years ago they didn't want to go anywhere near the prequels now the biggest member barriers they've got are the prequels because they have completely and utterly plundered the original trilogy another thing that's kind of nuts about this is a lot of people like this is fucking crazy amazing hidden christiansons anakin is back it's like did you guys miss kanobi you had the exact same celebration it was yeah every time every fucking time it's like a dementia patient it's kind of interesting right because the voice actors from the show obviously aren't reprising their roles for this one that's it for them from the yeah all that all that legacy content that they are it's getting referenced hardcore here it's like sorry bad sorry guys of anakin so sorry guys you're not the face of anakin or asoka even like the va of anakin from clone wars right imagine how he feels like because all of his time supposedly building this dynamic flash in the nine seasons or whatever that is like yeah we go we go with ezra billard as quickly as you can theo what is the world between worlds mechanically okay i don't really fucking know in the prior representation of it there was like doorways all throughout it that seemed to lead to two different possibilities places in spacetime whatever like that sort of thing in one of them ezra sees asoka fighting darth vader and losing and he reaches out and pulls asoka through and then asoka is just there but he was seeing that and it was represented i guess just by like a floaty visual in space or something it was like a doorway that he was looking through to see asoka fighting darth vader right but it's not time travel even though he's accessing time that is different he literally like reached through and brought a person who was i think supposed to die through and part of the reason why people are calling it time travel i assume in the form of criticism is because it brings all the baggage with it when someone says like it's not it's not technically time travel it's like no maybe not maybe it is but it you can't just yank someone out of the universe that's like you're the right you know what i mean it's like yeah in universe version of plot arbor literally uses it to bail asoka out from losing a fight with darth vader which is what people would often point to is like the worst of the worst of time travel of using it as an escape hatch to save characters to save his fucking oc and now that's now it's part of this show you mentioned palpatine access this place really the finale of rebels it's like esra and asoka versus palpatine breathing like force fire into the dimension i just i don't i don't understand how these shows could be squared away as canon with all of the crazy stuff that happens in them how is it that you're watching return of the jedi and you got luke fighting darth vader and also like meanwhile asoka got pulled through like a time travel world between world's place and what was it you were saying palpatine was breathing fire yeah force fire was blue you know yeah okay that makes it and i remember that you mentioned something as it was the place where anakin got visions of the future where he sees oh yeah i don't think we're going to mortis which is kind of a relief what is the nature of this anakin being here if he's not a force guys if he's traveled through time or i i'm very nervous i'm very worried about where we're going we'll say as we go it's i mean what what what does my brain consider canon is like well the original trilogy the prequels and or there's no way that i'm going to be like actually trying to factor in like this crazy time travel stuff into my familiarity and understanding of star wars as a series oh yeah the felonious some bizarre otherworldly interloper in this series and is like yeah this is all just like some person's weird fanfiction who just got a lot of money trying to revolve it around his oc but isn't it also fascinating when it was mentioned before all of these stories and all of this ultimately still has to lead to kylo ren the first order and the same rules you're going to try and enjoy happens there for one's era for as long as they can i guess well i mean they're trying to squeeze as much as possible out of this era because they know that they fucked up we seems to still be lagging on recognition that they've screwed up here with this timeline like this portion of the timeline as well man it's wild episode four yeah bye yeah so bad see you later everyone would you bring me hello everyone and welcome to the episode it's this one yeah hello everyone let's dispel the rumors immediately this is not a recording that was done before like like brand new or anything okay we were unable to see it with this group this crew immediately and so instead we had to fumble it all around to different people seen at different times and now the cut to the chase four of us have seen it metal has not right how did that happen so this will be a little bit different as i said four of us know what's going to happen and for those of you you know my video has been seen by many people including four of the people here yeah i'm not allowed it's so weird because that means that the conversation about this episode is advanced so much further that bell's like i don't see what happens yet like what i can saw like a clip maybe or a picture and i forgot about it right because it's like a week ago well this is going to be a fascinating one because you're right we are going to be watching this in the context of all of the conversations that have been had about this episode and the time since it came out i guess we'll have to take it piece by piece and comment as we go but uh this is gonna be a bit rocky for metal i'd imagine because four of us are gonna want to jump around more than likely well might it be worthwhile or we start to just remind everybody about what happened at the end of episode four like where we're at yes the best character rankings got dramatically shifted bailyn took over i don't know if it was dramatically shifted or if it was no i think dramatic shift who yang was winning and then bailyn took over it's not the bailyn is incredibly interesting he is just mildly interesting which is mildly well above far and beyond our main cast initially there was this whole blob of characters that he just went rocket it up it's like whoa what did you do for him it's like oh he said he's uh he's got an interest in something oh i don't know if a character looks in vague platitudes about nothing is vastly more interesting than anything else the show has to offer he said come with me and i won't kill you and he he he did what he said yeah yeah that was pretty crazy yeah remember how edgy dark souls lightsaber man was fucking like green mist oh yeah oh yeah that happened we thought that he was gonna matter we thought he was gonna matter but he was just there to die and turn into green mist he was uh a witch's plan it was very good at that though on we had we had three lightsaber battles in that episode because it was a soak versus him and then sabine fighting shin and then good ol asoka versus bailyn so many lightsaber battles in that episode and the robot assault doesn't matter it was punching oh yeah that's right who yang had to fight with the robot that was weird that was really good and it looked bad between robots mm-hmm i was very invested so metal predictions i mean i already know that one of my predictions from earlier is coming true oh can i make a prediction no sure they're gonna fail to stop the hyperspace ring and it fucks off and they're still there so they have to use the space whale to get to thron and use like force manipulation to use one of the space whales to get there yeah i think you're on that yes it is which made me very giddy when i heard that yes because i finally did it i finally have one of those you were remarkably accurate meadow it was like one for one absolutely it's perfect it's almost scary they look like a craft squid you know those tentacles flippin behind them and they're flying through the air i've seen the wombo clip with anakin invader so that's the greatest i can't even i'm shaking i should say because there are people who might be subscribed to mula that aren't subscribed to mola and so i don't even know what we're talking about necessarily but basically like i saw the episode got so annoyed made a mainline youtube video out of it and then i pissed off a whole bunch of people to the point of one of them trying to false flag my whole channel oh yeah that was an adventure yeah one of your fans was like we can't get about copyright we'll have to get about hateful it's so pathetic and it all came from being a little bit sour on the state of star wars and this episode will allow us to explore that very well i suppose i heard it's a key jangle extra vaganza vaganza so i hope so what else are we gonna get from star wars we get the characters or something get the worlds worlds they're gonna show the property show us all these people and like look in this window there is glup shido one i can't wait for him to say shido seven right there's no tony gail ryan this why does he call his snips by the way because she was snippy oh oh yeah oh yeah nips all right anyway like fantastic i remember when i just dropped this like i don't think do we talk about it probably an episode four of like how wait what since when was it her and adigan's legacy death and destruction who decided that was the case so that's how she uses the force to stop her sword and not on him to push him away he did it with alice she like picked her up and threw her against the rock like 30 seconds before that or something yeah like i'm so curious and the show is going to harshly judge sabine for this choice or not absolutely nope nope she did for four new and it'd be so funny if you did a little look a little lean over the cliff bailing like did she is she dead is he okay i don't know this is a little peek at the smart man saying and he destroyed the map what can you tell me oh remember this let's go let's go kiddo we got a shoehorn jason into this somehow and also that guy wait a second you left the planet with five x wings and now there's only three because from this preview the most anticipated a soaker episode i still want us to be very aware of just how much fucking time gets wasted oh yeah it's filler century it's unbelievable face looks awful but imagine that it's you know just imagine that it is for actually good you know what it is all right just imagine it's good i want to remind everybody people were like yeah he looks like you know like coping on the look of luke but everyone agrees now he looks like piss and then everyone was coping on the look of him in boba fat and then like but in retrospect it's like no he looks robotic and weird and skin walkery and now everybody's been like oh Anakin you know it's okay he looks enough like etiquette it's fine it's fine and it's like you won't think it's fine how many times are we gonna have to do this every time we do a lot of things when it comes to star wars well yeah it starts to make me think the star wars is the most it had the most to milk out of it this cow was huge wasn't it it was this fat cow starting early with the time wasting very exciting yeah by the way everyone who's listening to this video right now we've been talking over the nothing there's so much of the show that's just long pans a lot of shows just get going on a wide angle you know i have a question if they really wanted to cover their tracks why didn't they just like bombard this site with blasters and bombs i mean yeah they have taken eradicated whatever they are they would totally have taken those two halves by the way i wonder if you closely look at these cogs in there if there's even would line up with how they spout spun it sure that doesn't look like a general no dude she looks like is a die-facing look she looks like she came right off a shelf yeah it is yeah out of a glass box she looks like this is how she looks the first time we meet her looks like a fucking general she looks like a hot toy her figurine because it doesn't look worn at all mom can i go into the dangerous planet please no absolutely fucking not stay on the ship i like yeah i like that he comes out of the ship to say is it safe barb just get shots in the face all right yeah come out whatever there was like a battle and a mysterious whatever and thron minions and two men died yep yep they died and they screamed in agony as they plunged into the depths of the planet the hera goes out there to be like let me make sure it's safe it's like yes you person with blaster that's all you have you worry there may be sith out here but it's fine what doesn't she have armor you know don't need it like need a sith what's the plan she's a pilot bringing why she's armor no go back in the ship hide behind chopper yes i tiny droid that's the big nose didn't you see all of it when you landed like you can see things the time is whittling away yeah you would have scammed it right through yes we're saying nothing has happened yet still who yang he he's not going to help it he does remember didn't seem to be and get thrown into a tree and it knocked the helmet off yeah she didn't grab it back because who would really care about a helmet of breaking the helmet they just just like get that shit the fuck out of it because they can't feasibly repair it right she needs like a beska smith to do that they're gonna have to get it off instead of breaking it i think what's the show on is it's minor but i like the way that who yang moves yep it's very little bit of roboticism i mentioned back in episode one one of the assassin droids the way he moved was cool i like the they seem to nail robotic movements good job yeah nice that's true and the droids in the show yeah they look really uh they know the robotic movements as well five minutes yeah i was gonna say that's five minutes on i've grown to hate the isoka logo as well i don't warrior that's a good game low wang is in here so bland i want to play oh here we go yeah oh my god oh my god let's go oh master are we in a real place this is just no mystic by the way you look the same you look old there's no foundational information about eddie what's happening no he looks no he looks different because he you remember him as something different as darth vader right she folded her arms look great line of dialogue that was you look old well that happens well that happens her life is hanging in the balance right now is the libyan mpc so she's physically here this isn't she's physically this is a great question a good question for another time so is so she she has to be here because she'd be in the ocean drowning right he got pushed off the cliff it's one or the other right nobody fucking knows the answer this question i'm not memeing around i don't know i i don't i don't know how to judge what's happening i don't know i think the implication is supposed to be that like she needs she needs to continue on she needs to gain the the fire and the courage to push forward to fight for because right now she is dying she's in a dying state and i've seen people who like this episode refer to this as anakin saves her who is this who is this anakin who is he is he like an operation of her mind is he from a different point in time is an amalgamation of different points in time like i don't know what he is can't be like well the the force ghost idea kind of goes out the window because he's not got any kind of effects on him i think that if we don't see him look like a force ghost then he isn't one i think that was an invalid answer i won't fight you i've heard that before so the lesson is you have to fight your friends the lesson is live or die rags how fucking hard is it to understand oh no no no lightsaber fight i'm sorry you don't get to live if you don't fight dimples that i won't fight my friends so the lesson is that you have to fight your friends to live you have to be willing to fight your friends to live welcome to the speculation of this episode what is anakin teaching oh look at this choreography it's so good to be fair hayden christianson mostly slips right in like in terms of flowing it it's uh someone i brought up i think on open bar but the way he moves because he was trained by professional like hyper professionals is that the blade is an extension of his arm while asoka is clearly holding it like it's an annoying stick that she's got to hold i think you never stop doing these there's a couple of shots for fun right we get a bit dual it's the one redeeming fact about this episode is getting to see hayden have some fun with the roll yeah my god a whole look look the holster it's the gun's buckled in so it doesn't just fall out whenever you move no is this a star wars first oh my god some tiny piece of niceness in this mad world so are you annoyed that like two of your people died are you chill that's okay it's fine don't worry about it i'm not gonna give you shit about them i'm just asking oh look sender ogana says she can only give us cover for so long we're not going anywhere until i know exactly what happened here leia's covering for them but why they've done something wrong why would leia cover for them are you too old to be a fighter pilot wait you're telling me leia is covering for them yeah leia's coming through the way that i wasn't telling luke that they said they're on the mission for so leia knows is it way are we talking about this ganna or how can he bail he's dead yeah bail is dead i don't want to know because he didn't because he went into a world between worlds where all the politicians go that's entirely plausible was the thing at this point because you know i never want to visit the place for all politicians go john f kennedy is in the world between worlds he had to fight someone with a sword but he lost they say that leia has covered for them because we as the audience know that this mission is important okay and so we would know that leia being awesome and cool and infallible would have of course support them but leia wouldn't have the information to support them that's why i don't like oh what are we listening for don't you hear it if she hadn't brought this kid then they wouldn't have been able to find a soca nope because the kids like magic there's so much that happens all at once she hears it she hears them through the fall she hears the world between worlds i'm not right boy so she's for sensitive i don't know or is it a physical are they down there in the water with the thing of well i'm so fucking confused is it a secret gun in the city they're fighting in jason heard them fighting anakin and a soca in the world between worlds because this is where she fell off the cliff well it makes complete sense you're saying this like it doesn't make sense and then she starts to hear it and it's like what the fuck is happening spend 50 minutes guys do you remember the theme the lightsaber music they have no leads until isn't it fucking weird that she fucked a human and that's what happened yeah i think we talked about that we do with greenish yeah that's just i don't want to think about it the kid doesn't even have green skin or two little things come out of his pack that it's possible that's weird isn't it it implies that by the way shenanigans have been occurring imagine the report for this mission we kind of listened to the waves and there were lightsabers so we scanned again and then we found them his father canan jarrus was a jedi okay jedi well if he's got the ability like that reaction he's like okay whatever yeah i know i'm there with his whole life with these people pretty good joke oh yeah just leave your kid there chopper is here it's fine don't worry about it i'm sure there are no bad people here no it should have been you'll be fine it's what you would just get shot right in the back look it's signature move i feel like in a lightsaber battle i would always not want to punch or kick the other person yeah yeah they could just like i'm just like you kick right through it how do you do that oh you can do that i guess that's something you can do also like i haven't taught you any everything yet cuts of the fucking rainbow bridge that's okay then that's something you can do it's a halo bridge that one on balon next time they fight oh my god she fell into a thick cloud oh god i think the scene is going to happen clapped when i saw it's a clone oh oh look it's a clone they're running oh my car we are very much in the era we gotta pull from the prequels he's got the big gun from battlefront two and everything look look at him run i don't know where we are i don't think that was someone to tell me yeah i don't know where we are yet i don't know what era this is i don't know what's happening hopefully she can wait so there yeah right there's not just oh she's tiny what oh my goodness gracious here it is oh really is it really you don't say i like how they're using the smoke to hide that they're on the uh the stage yeah oh yeah that's the only fucking reason this is happening they're trying to imply like it's some kind of memorytism thing it's like you can make any visual you want is the world between like surely even like clone wars being the clone wars you don't want to actually send out a young jedi in a scenario like this well so this is the interesting thing that this did that the cartoon didn't which was it made me realize just how insane it is that she's even here yeah like she's in charge yeah she's a commander she has like a squad it's like maybe maybe she needs a bit more time clones to be like commander all these people are dying right and instead of like an actual kid we need jedi to direct her off well that's the ongoing criticism of whether or not it was intentional and george lucas's part to be like that's how the jedi were falling apart because they were taking charge of things they didn't understand you know it's like was that right that's what he's trying to say and do or was it not was lucas presenting them intentionally is incompetent i don't know about that um power thirsty you know like and being like we decide what shouldn't shouldn't happen because there's also good stories to tell in that way but i don't know if that was what he was going for the three three medic clones i think that's interesting but i think that's didn't clones who are like medics surely they did right well the engineers they can just put down little back to tanks and ammo canisters yeah oh hello thank you child commander are clones like people yes yeah no yeah i mean because of the time was that just wasl okay they're people something that got explored in the cartoon and that's the other problem is that um inhibits the chips i feel like a lot of people who watch this who see the movies must be like space is covered so we don't have to do the CGI of his face and uh yeah like this is as much a retcon to anyone who's only seen the movies as it like it's imagine the cartoons didn't exist the the two animated shows oh that's easy this is this is well that's the thing it's like this is insane where the hell did this happen yeah it's weird it's a show that simultaneously close by with being like yeah but this is you know follow up to 11 seasons of television but at the same time it's obviously made for people who didn't watch 11 seasons of television so that's the crazy thing is apparently Dave Filoni is quote is saying that um you don't need to see them to understand this show and it's like bro so much context like Anakin has an apprentice what the well the thing is yeah if Mandalorian season three is any point of reference if we watch the shows fully and all of them we just find more breaks and continuity we find more contradictions in character that's apparently what i've been hearing for this anyway is the things have been fucked up between in terms of their relationship the lessons that she's learned apparently she's learned all of these lessons before sure half the clone was well yeah because getting assigned to character trait for an ox so she can learn a lesson about it so this is meant to be adult asoka in the world between worlds right yeah this isn't like her watching from like an omnipotent point of view a conversation that they actually had this is well everything's smoky as well right so it's that's why she went this is the clone wars what are we doing here like she's like in my own memory why have we been put into the clone wars we have to presume that what like nearly 50 year old asoka has never thought about these things before this is why it doesn't work yeah you could have presented this as a flashback and that could work but this is supposed to be a soca adult talking to anakin you know in whatever this is but also reliving a memory how can you joke at a time like this what would you prefer keeps away the ptsd yay yay what do you want cool way ptsd you want me to be more serious i prefer it you want me to turn into north fader now in front of the screen i'll do that sort of give me a sec i'll do it give me a reason just give me a reason and i want to get about that artillery what if i want to stop fighting and yeah what is it a grasp here other than she wants to stop fighting because she doesn't want to cause anyone to suffer anymore but it's like oh but where was any of that when she was lunging into battle yeah the first where was this this came out of nowhere i love these military tactics they're really good yeah but kind of back to the rest oh my god it's like Darth Vader he vader oh my god he vaders star wars did you know the anakin skywalker is Darth Vader what did you notice that when that there was nobody around when he was done his lightsaber was red what now we're back to the bullshit again soca's in there by the way she's in there she's in the water into the wall every time the rocks that'd be real awkward wouldn't it she wakes up with spinal like injuries i like all my lessons i can't move my legs i love the cliff side now they're all just searching the ocean yeah general how many more times are we gonna make this circuit oh this is so stupid and like i said the report for this would be absolutely insane haro would be fired five times over i mean two men died yeah you have two of your friends she'd be caught marshal she she'd go through a shit ton of oh yeah she'd be in so much trouble she needs to be gone it's like what the fuck were you doing with all of our resources that's why i really find it annoying that they said leia's protecting us like that's bullshit i don't mean really i i have a hard time believing they have to be that close to the water to just scan the area with their ships it's a bit of a sudden wait no they need to be closer soon we'll what's being in a soca seem lost and sin will be stranded out here soon we'll be stranded out here i feel like we need to remember that she said that well that's right because all the signal right is uh in the entire system was blocked somehow oh yeah what if the robot was just like oh because this is an unauthorized mission my jedi programming fucking prevents me from carrying it out because this is a literal unauthorized mission it's the worst of both worlds for her she didn't show up as soon as she should have she brought people that she shouldn't have brought in she got people killed that should be hara's arc because asoka's like who would if i do if i lead people they'll die and that makes me sad and hara like literally did that that's literally what hara they could have made that we're not even addressing that and those were like people lives who did this for people and they're they're republic guys they're new republic guys they didn't do that for the republic they did that for her that's because she's so amazing which by the way when did laya become part of the resistance instead of the new republic government when did that happen blitz off and it can was intense later years because the republic was lame and red tapey or something i remember reading something in some book i don't want to get into that the idea that this is going to connect to the sequels one day is so funny uh they're going to ignore it is like try and dance around as much as possible maybe those senators were right i got us out here chasing ghosts she said maybe the senators were right and i'm out here chasing ghosts that's not at all the issue you were you were chasing something real but you did it recklessly it was very real you kneeling died because there's a why is she saying that's chasing ghosts that doesn't make any sense hey remember that's all a giant circle like the space past you like she's talking about hearing lightsabers that's fair enough but that's not why you were here remember how i said like a minute ago that i don't believe they have to oh man the war and everything wait how come their best car isn't stopping the lightsaber shitty best car this is a blend of durasteel and uh best car it's lower quality look at him oh my god it's rex i hope they don't get hit by one of those straight oh my god they're so close to you the enemy right by some more of the siege of car the siege of mandalore these people should all be at carousel asoka took them from carousel to come and do this you did the arm thing as a child don't get your lightsabers out look at how fast the enemy shots oh my god those ladies are going right by it we're so close get behind something oh look at him battlefield he's so anacony this was the siege of mandalore we had parted ways by now which that is just absolute confirmation that this is all dreams and bullshit yep but the fact that he can't remember it is like oh so i guess he's not a figment of what is he what is he who are you why you look you can see mandalore buildings all around the floating prison buildings by the way the first time i was watching this part of legacy i said like she's gonna say a legacy of death and i fucking nailed it but my part of that legacy is one of death it's so fucking predictable is your legacy a legacy of death you are more anakin more powerful and dangerous than anyone realized you faded bro right in front of me you vader he turned into vader but you also are good but you know he's good though right because you know in the end he turned good why aren't you appealing to anakin as an apparition and saying you turn good in the end i gave you a choice what is happening live it's red oh he looks evil vader eyes oh god he's evading again kind of this is like a half incorrect he said incorrect what he said incorrect he should have said nothing incorrect see if i was so gross i'd be like what are we doing man yeah what is this gonna save me in the end i'm in the ocean as far as i know right now where the clone trooper is gonna see us no they're gone now oh is he one have you use your other hand with the lightsaber in it too no we oh bye oh why did your life as an adult again world between worlds oh yeah did you guys know that anakin skywalker is that it's her dirt the vader he's bad that was the best shot in the history of star wars i think wow you guys know that anakin was a good man and then was a bad man well he was a bad man the whole time there because he had the red lightsaber if it was blue and black red and black blue and kick went nowhere why would he dodge your kick instead of fucking cutting her leg off could you see by the way how awkward she looks compared to him yeah trying to die go hayden kill it i wish oh there she went there you go what the fuck was that nobody knows what that was something weird happened off screen i had to hide it i had to hide it because he would have had to give up his lightsaber what would it mean if she executed him who is he yeah yeah well i don't know look at her eyes i've seen people say what an epic moment for a character that she spared him but it's like spared what look at the eyes he's very evil girl no they're trying oh my god and his eyes have become less evil gradual wait wait well the lesson is that the lesson is that she chooses to live yeah can you follow that rags jeez yeah but now it looks like she taught him a lesson he's really good now hey normal i she saved him yeah i'm glad that i didn't kill you whatever you are there you go lesson complete no no no i don't know what i was left by the way half the episode that's insane isn't it nobody who was talking about the show on twitter was talking about how amazing like the next 10 minutes were or even the space whales it was all this how can like such a small part of the total episode that you think is amazing even if we granted it was how does it make it like a 9.5 out of 10 well let's be honest over the first half this was what like 10 15 this was maybe 15 minutes total in this world between worlds crazy and then if you cut it down to just the actual exchanges of dialogue we're talking like five sentences not all of this see that was actually just a much better shot than the vader thing that was kind of neat that's a better one for sure she's in the water now no but she just teleported here so she's on a pretty good she's got like two minutes of gas it's fine what happened to the water in the place where she teleported to though did it go it went oh okay oh okay it's just somewhere else the implication of course is that she's been here the whole time you don't want to think about that unless she can breathe you just you want her to be like how did you survive and she's like a forest bubble moved away around here at the top of the cliff and also what about the timing is the timing meant to be that she woke up around about when they grabbed her you don't have any gear or any like breathing apparatus or anything you just jumped in and well i guess they didn't come prepared for scuba diving probably but you know so how was that sitting what that's fine how much longer do we want to spend on this the episode is basically over but we'll keep going we got plot to advance it but like the plot we have to advance is so much quicker than what they show okay i hope no one comes already out here overnight he's just fucking sitting here yeah they're coming they're just left in there man yeah no problem he's like really cold it's okay because chopper live i'm hungry and eating anything in hours i have to i'm gonna have to eat you chopper to survive her is looking for an award at this rate jesus i just like how i have still no idea how that even saved her or what the fuck the point was a soca is bald make up looks kind of weird without the uh the head yeah yeah the translation is that skin or is it like uh oh is it all these things where i don't know that they would be like fade from skin like does it include her bulbous brain maybe they're like air sacs it's the way that it connects at the forehead it's just strange and also looks like there's visual effects too it looks like there's some like mcg goo on there airbrush kind of thing going on why do you call her lady tano lady of what well i guess lady of lady of women to being just calling her a soca instead of how long is the rotation lady tano and again as uh who yang pointed out if uh hera hadn't brought her child into a potential like war zone wow not even potential it was they nearly died if she hadn't brought him it was they would not have found a soca by the way that's the first thought in the whole episode which he had about sabine all unauthorized of course and sabine yeah isn't that fucking crazy i know this might be supposed to believe according to a lot of interpretations from star wars fans that all of that stuff with anakin was about sabine was about training her was about becoming a master i feel like it had nothing to do with uh that really is such cope doesn't give a fuck about sabine well because based on all of the information that's available to her the only real conclusion is that sabine is either dead or often another galaxy being held captive you're here for another day our return to you now is a fucking retard in this robot can run around in circles so they say you're for like another day they didn't send a message or anything while they were gone or if we do like well we're in a big trouble so i just oh you my thanks i heard you're fighting where the hell is the dialogue like yeah you can be happy so two men died for you coming here by the way yeah she's wearing a towel by the way you only sir i think with yeah that's how you wear a towel yeah how do you wear a towel i mean i don't tend to wear my towels you know what long-term well what a jade is the fuck off shut the fuck up so why does jace have like armor on his shoulders chimes an old mandalorian mandalorian trinkets no one dresses normal it's just ridiculous to me that nobody you never would have known two people died last episode the galaxy is in peril they've gone off to another galaxy to find brawn we're all just having a goof so fun and insignia is the five side of a d6 it's so yeah it doesn't it doesn't look very good looks very stuck on it's like a lego right i guess now we're getting an explicit explanation for what asoka was doing in episode two which is force past like reading yes force batman detective mode yeah it's like force eagle vision it can't stop adding these things she's watching the scene back it has to the fire destroy it what else is it i was there three hours ago it is funny that they're playing this like we saw this last week we're here last yeah his last episode we've got to pad this somehow dude we've been padding so much eight episodes is not long especially when some of your episodes are less than 40 minutes long it is not long for a season of television how can you not do it do it remember trinobyl was only five episodes and i mean you know like a lot of uh the kind of dramas you sound like hb on stuff that you know 13 10 9 or like you know we're five it's taken so fucking long to all the new zoos cut to this yeah and she's alive yes i mean you don't really know that but at least she was when she left satos oh there you go you don't look too happy about that well it's cuz hmm does she know something i mean remember they invented force healing and uh that's true nando episode seven ahead of the rise of skywalker to try and get ahead of it it's a fleet they're on their way they're a little late i don't think they're coming to help so we've just established the fleet are coming to pick her up but they were refused to come they sent the entire suspicion that thorn was being assisted by the empire they will come to pick her up but they will not come when it they think is a zombie or general says that she was attacked by empire loyalists who are looking for stuff when you bring someone into the hospital with a lightsaber wound yeah oh well and again if this is set up to mando season three which i'm pretty sure it is you found out that moff gideon had an entire secret base on mandalaw filled with beskar stormtroopers and force clones who was communicating with like a shadow council of the empire they're obviously there must be a fountain of information in uh in that base right i imagine that day felonio would say yeah but it blew up what the fuck you're talking about blew up remember the star destroyer all of it yeah it's all gone nothing they are uh look at this nice whale's up there also have you noticed how long it's been since there's been any dialogue it's been oh my god since anything's happened and horror creatures in the sky how long are we gonna hold on this shot imagine how fucking boring it is to watch this show on your own oh here oh i don't have to imagine it's really fucking boring and then imagine re-watching it on your own do you have evidence of imperial remnant activity or of grand admiral thrones return come on get out of the show go back to mandal technically there's all the evidence that we should have presented earlier you have two dead pilots from a massive hyperspace ring yes we discovered a massive hyperspace ring through which secret imperial remnant guys were funneling superstar destroyer hyperdrives confirmed from morgan ellsberth exactly what emotives are to find throne we know the map led there they've destroyed the map to cover the tracks like we have so much evidence there's at least three different sith who are here yeah there's all the people that they fought in the forest yep the assassination attempt on the act that again herra was attacked by empire loyalists who were stealing the hyperspace engine yeah from the superstar destroyers and put them on the ring that we saw they're not talking about any of this like it's like it never happened and real people none of them died we're all just getting to azeroth ron that's the whole point of this whole season why is because they didn't want to deal with like bureaucracy or broader militaries getting involved they wanted their little rag tag group of raven's characters going on their little adventure even though it's not a little adventure it's a big adventure when they started out it's like the resistance pocket a train of fight and it's like whoa whoa whoa whoa the republic are in fucking force what do you mean it's like well it's just weird the whole tenure of john fabry day feloni over this era of star wars has been isn't the new republic incredibly incompetent which is a weird angle to go with when this is the government that formed after they destroyed the empire that these guys are like well incompetent maybe luke layer and hanja done a better job but as we know all three of them failed miserably yeah none of them can be a part of this story even though they would be because this is the height of luke skywalk it's okay leah got a mention is covering for them how long are we going to spend looking at these fucking wiles all of it yeah i got it they're big cg wiles i saw them before yep i'm looking at them yeah they're right there i see them oh my god it's weird to do the the majestic angle when we did the action scene in episode three like you know flying through them it was like a whoa but now we're like yeah look at how majestic these critters are i'm just curious how they exactly climb into this i'm curious oh there's a really big one oh he's a chungus he ate all the other whales i think that is one of the larger ones yeah you think oh why do you think it's one of the large one gave it away what come on theo what are the dialogue can we have my jedi my jedi programming tells me that the large jobs that will do the bigger they don't don't pretend like you know what you're doing no she admits she doesn't know what she's doing she gets on her spacesuit and she draws her lightsabers again then when the wales gets out of lightsaber they duel i guess just wind up here when you're wearing white now and i mean the soak of the white yeah the soak of the white god it's so cringe yeah she yeah she strayed beyond thought and time it's so stupid what if you watch how have you how do you think you heard this how well she fell off a cliff four soak is on a cliff can you breathe up here it's not cold it's not windy not very windy anyway not so windy it's crazy exactly this is like the tone of beach breezy this is like nice breezy i get it it's a big whale and you're really proud of yourselves i get it the episode is over yet why now i'm just imagining the visual of real blue whales flying around over cities yeah we got no good karson they can't interrupt the fright in the pod just don't let them approach no you tell them you tell them with your communication device don't tell karson to do it you do it these don't look very weaponized like what if these are transport ships like be careful because do they know what they're coming to get are they what is the nature of the republic's goal right now do they know what they're getting into what are they expecting oh wait there's only three of you what the fuck five of you left like i'm no one says where the other two they don't give a fuck i like how they're reused it's identical i guess you know in the ship it would probably be identical i don't like the uniforms though i think they're fucking lame they look a bit kind of cheap i was about to say the little car body yeah yeah they do i'm telling you man uh star trek to rathacon man those uniforms those red ones were fucking fire i think uh these ones need to be a bit more vibrant you know the colors are a bit washed out yeah they just look kind of cheap and why is he the only pilot who exists in this galaxy i don't know and his job here is to simply delay them couldn't we have cut this whole scene no well yeah well the general should be communicating i don't know what the alien gets up to you know when he's off duty what kind of card games he plays with his friends i don't know how he gets that shirt on i'm not sure how he does either yeah the color looks a lot on maybe it's all button down and he has to put it on like yeah i guess so i guess if it's all button down yeah explain the nature of this mission or i will see to it that you were stripped of your rank oh wow threatening his rank finally yep thank you mom is she really gonna talk to them oh fuck off just get over it it's it takes so long everything takes 10 billion can we do we just start watching these in like one point five times or but rags better yeah let's watch all all of the season at the same time so when something happens it oftentimes will be one episode at a time that something interesting oh i know still be bored free make sure to put subway surfers in the efab chat bar some people are entertained put it on the bottom yeah everybody here's some lovely gameplay to tide you over look at him go wow oh he does that oh get the coins get the coins yes he got him oh it's a power up what is she telling this while looking at me she's telling them isn't it cool that i stole lezra's force talk with animals ability was that an ability that he had animals yeah yeah this thing with animals so it's the implication here that those whales know where they jump to because they're space warp whales well so to cut to the chase they even have bay lean like she hopes that's all she gets from this she says she doesn't know this is gonna work what are they doing with that bay lean space curl ah yes yeah get in there move us in no i think get in there yeah why not go why not let's do it all right all right but you best come back inside yeah i wasn't spaced before it's fine that was like sort of an expression i don't really know what it means good yeah i'm smiling i don't know what i what did you shouldn't you accept her or a wanderer or a staff of some kind feel like you don't complete the work yet i mean how fucking lucky that these galaxy traveling whales are just in the sky of this planet here that they can just fly to and talk to magically like it's i i i feel like that deserves a bit of recognition like holy how insanely fucking lucky oh okay so remember them migration paths yeah and we have whales on our planet oh and they migrate yeah yeah it could go anywhere i know that's better than going nowhere country well i'm sorry that's okay it doesn't know what it yeah she doesn't actually know is this a halo prequel it could go anywhere i know anywhere that's better than going nowhere teleporting randomly in the galaxy is a good way to get yourself fucking here that's because she's just she's just gonna win she's just gonna win she gets to do insane nonsense and win correct the whales will transport her and her ship how does the ship not smack into the back of the whale and add its ass oh look out i just noticed them dude especially look how slowly they travel that would have taken ages i was about to say that's what are the odds of them happening to be going in the same direction that the fleet arrived exactly the same the only other planet friend of mine is so embarrassing and he ran the calculation and apparently it comes out at something like 1.225 and 10 million guys if you know all these whales that are here aren't they cool no it's majestic oh it's majestic oh my god are they gonna fart oh god they're shitting do they make these whales can travel in hyperspace yeah somehow like that's such a tough swallow can we weaponize them oh no she can't come because jason's too young oh yeah he shouldn't have brought that up so funny he's young enough to go sith hunting i'd be getting imprisoned they have plans they have thyroid glands that allow them to travel through fucking hyperspace her expression is so based like yeah this is amazing best star wars content oh we've done nothing it is worth mentioning i think it is the highest rated episode of star wars of all time like on my god holy the fans thought this was absolutely thoroughly incredible of course all the usuals gave this like 10 out of 10 out of 10 out of 10 how does it feel to know that they're never going to stop eating it up it's so strange there's so little to eat there's nothing in here this is like the jokes of where they leave the trail of food Oh piece of candy and someone follows it oh piece of candy and they just get eat a piece Oh a piece of candy and then Oh look another piece Oh a piece of candy Oh a piece of candy Oh a piece of candy and that's just it A piece of candy Oh a piece of candy but rags they're like shavings of wood who's gonna re-watch this you know who's gonna be like fuck man i really wanna watch rewatch episode 5 of Ahsoka. Who's gonna do that? Who talks about Boba Fett? Remember, people like Obi-Wan Kenobi. People like that show. Everybody's kind of gone about it now but people really like that finale and then give it a couple of weeks. Don't see how many weeks it takes for people to not like this show anymore. I'm a little bit more pessimistic. Even when it's like a Star Wars themed TV show that is a real show like Andor. Andor got voted below this, right? A lot of fan polls. Significantly. I think most Star Wars fans who love this would hate Andor at this point. It makes complete sense, right? Ironically, they would call Andor a mooring but they would call this a train. It's just incredible how much time is wasted. It's a despondent sort of experience watching this because you're just like, I'm never gonna get any kind of storytelling substance ever again, am I? It's all, Andor was the flu and we might never get one again because this is what they clap at and this is what they want. It gets real concerning because what is the message that gets sent with how well this episode was received? Oh, more this? Okay, cool. Easy. No problem. This time, I don't even know it. They've got to get hate back out. The main part is we need to pull as much as possible from the things that people like. Isn't this just affirmation that there is a certain way that it can be done that will get them the rewards that they want? Oh boy. Hayden is going to be asked to come back of course because everyone's fucking crazy over him. The most baffling part of that isn't that. It's that everybody was like treating this as though this was his grand return as Anakin Invader when it happened a year ago. He had his grand return in Obi-Wan Kenobi as a- Really strange. You'll have a grand return next year and then the year after that. Oh yeah, it's kind of strange that you forget about what was the grand return. Obi-Wan Kenobi was, that was the most popular Star Wars show, right? That had like the biggest viewership. And for every single one of these stupid fucking shows they're like Star Wars is back guys. Star Wars is finally back. Apparently between all of these really good shows it went somewhere. Star Wars is back, Star Wars is saved, this is Star Wars. Those three sentiments I saw someone say you wouldn't have to keep fucking saying that if it was true. Is it back? Is it really? Because I think it's over. I think it's over. I think it's Jova. I think it's Biden. It's Biden. I mean I don't even know what to add anymore. There's just so much nothing in between nothing. It's not even a nothing burger, it's just nothing. A nothing burger either at least has the patty or at least has the bread. Even if it doesn't have both of them together. It's like bread will keep you alive. It's like if they hand you a cup with air and a straw in it. Yeah and then there's a little bit of like stuff at the bottom of the cup. It's a pile of wooden shavings with a bit of tomato sauce on it. Just do the whole thing. It's like we don't have a lead. Oh I can hear lightsabers. Okay look harder on the water and then they do and they find her because she got heated out of the world between worlds. And then they have whales. And I still can't believe my prediction was 100% correct. I hate that it was. Completely and utterly accurate. I mean I didn't expect them to say oh we actually don't know what's gonna work. We're just gonna do it and hope for the best. And they probably just come out of the other side. And I was just like here we are. They'll be like oh well yeah the migration path when if you actually don't know imagine if Thrawn wasn't there in that location wherever it is that it's gonna bring them perfectly to that point because if you're off it was something they even said about using the calculations from the map is that if you're off by like a fraction of an inch when we're talking about intergalactic space you're gonna end up like with an unfathomable distance apart. You have to be as precise as precise can be. We're talking about super computer calculations but considering there's only three episodes left it'd be so funny if it just took it like it just flew right into a sun and just exploded into that stupid grin on her face. It's better than going nowhere. Like go into the fucking furnace. Telephone randomly to another location in the fucking galaxy is just better than doing nothing. Very good idea. We will land in the middle of nowhere. At least 60% maybe actually 70% of that episode was not the world between world stuff that everybody was talking about. The majority of it was just standard bullshit. That's all I've seen. Just oh look it's Anakin Vader and Vader-ing and it's red. I finally understand those memes. I'm glad. And then I think I saw one picture of the whale stuff. The only thing that you would have seen is look a soak of the white but I mean what is that? I haven't even seen that. I haven't even seen that. That's such a joke to me. People are still upset because it's a wreck con of the rebels ending because she shows up in that as a soak of the white with like a scepter or some bullshit and that's different than this and this after that and so she's rebecoming a soak of the white. So the continuity is confused on that. I'm just sitting here like, oh god. Are you meaning now or did she actually call the soak of the white? I'm sorry, yes. She's called a soak of the white. The Eye of Sauron is a reference to the Eye of Sauron and the Dave Filoni is a huge fan of Lord of the Rings and likes the idea of referencing it. He's just an incorrigible fan fiction author who just has to have his OC be all of the cool things he likes. That makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? You said it every single time so I had to make sure if you were meaning or not. So just to make it as clear as possible when I was looking at different forums discussing this stuff people who loved this episode were talking about how cool it is that Filoni's influences of Lord of the Rings on him have bled into this and given us some really cool stuff and that he's admitted in interviews that Lord of the Rings is something he loves and has included. Why would it be considered sufficient that you have a character called a soak of the white and that you have something called the Eye of Sauron that is meant to be a reference to Sauron and then that's like sufficient as I see it. Look at how much love it is. It is literally as in depth of showing Anakin turning into Vader and turning back into Anakin. It's not his stuff. None of this is his stuff. Ahsoka is his. It would be like if, I don't know, in a battle Ahsoka turns around and says for Frodo You say this like it would be great. I'm thinking if this is Ahsoka's like death and rebirth at her like most critical moment. You know, at the turn of the tide is her coming back to the ashore. Long after like the Emperor's been defeated some guy pushed her in the sea and now some other guys went off to another galaxy. That's it. That's the big important moment she's coming back for. Now that that's been pointed out you can really see the hodge podge of just things that he likes that he just sort of throws in here like all of the samurai influence kind of stuff that's been taught in here too with no tact. Yeah, the wolves exactly. Mass fascinating, isn't it? Sort of watch. It's kind of remarkable and not only and it's been praised like this is the best that Star Wars has ever been. Dave Filoni gets it. Yeah, sure. That was a save. I would say it's the same. Shit. I would say this episode got me a little bit more despondent about it all. I find this one particularly depressing as a creation. Same. Yeah, a lot of it's just. Yeah, a lot of it's that's the matter of people think this is good and it's amazing and it's just. Which means we know what we get in the future is more of this. Well, maybe Skeleton Crew will be okay because John Watts has an understanding of character and hopefully there's not so much. I want to see how he can do worse than Boba Fett, Kenobi, this and Mando. Where's the show trending in terms of its ranking amongst the Disney Star Wars output? What do you think it's going? It's not as offensive in and of itself because it's so bland and nothing happening. There's loads of plot armor and coincidences and then still insane goofy nonsense but I don't think it quite touches the insane goofy nonsense of Boba Fett and Kenobi, right? It's a bit of a tough one. This is simply because none of us here are particularly invested in any of the characters that are part of the story. Yeah, we'd be more angry if we knew Ahsoka better, I guess. Probably, yeah. That makes sense, I guess. I want to see it. Ahsoka up to five everybody. Yeah. It's really good. This is good stuff. I regret everything. Goodbye. On that note, bye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye everyone. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Ahsoka Episode 6. Ahsoka. Hey, you guys ready for more white shots? We're saying as was the case for the previous, this time only myself and Fringy have seen this episode but that means new for three fliems in this haul. What a loan. Hooray. I will share my thoughts as they happened when I was watching them here and there as best I can including thoughts I had before and I think I've said this a million times before it came out. Episode 6, nothing's gonna fucking happen. Of course, hyperbole, something will happen but barely anything's gonna happen because seven and eight are where things will happen. Past seasons of Star Wars TV shows were an indication. The most important episodes are episode one, maybe two and then seven and eight. Seven will end in some way that's like and then eight will be the finale. That's right. The eight will be the finale that ties everything in a neat little bow. Remember when seven in Madalynchine III ended with him getting kidnapped and the big chunk of stuff killed him. Yeah, that's right. He got captured. Whoa. That's right. He got the Petorian Guards. They got him. The one that was voiced by Jon Favreau himself. That's right. This is the way. And he said this is the way and then he killed all of them. What was his name? Pizzazz? Or Grasbizla? Oh, damn. And Pazbizla, wasn't it? Pazbizla? Yeah. I think so. Gone but unforgotten. Gone. Definitely. I don't remember. I don't remember and I don't even feel that about it. Do the three of you who haven't seen this episode want to speculate a little more? There's going to be two minutes of wails. I expect lots of key jangly of the people who I already know are in this episode from social media and just like jerking off the fact that they exist. We're going to see Blue Man be cool. We're going to save the Empire because I have 17 million soldiers and 8,000 fleet ships to destroy everything. He's going to do this. Is anything like right? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know this thing. Is there anything like rebels, which is a really bad comparison to make because this is nothing like rebels is going to do a big oner, who is going to make some decision that honors something that is completely aversed to his interests or something. Yeah, he was blue because he doesn't rescue the plot from being mooring. Let me tell you know he delivers it into boringness All the Star Wars fans have decided the role will be the one to make things interesting again It is kind of fascinating, isn't it right? Well, they hang on a second. I thought they loved all the episodes I thought you're really enjoying it and it was amazing, but it's all real Minute, I don't think that checks out fringy. I think I want to talk about that Say I don't think they're gonna nail it What it might be horrific might be absolutely terrible might be horrific You might want to get some gameplay footage ready to put in one of the Mario Kart race Video game footage as well like you can go nuts just something interesting in there He's gonna do subway server games. Whoa calm down people's brains are gonna explode We can play a game of like billiards or something on the side But don't feed ducks bread it's not good for their stomachs. There you go. You got to feed them seed and stuff Let yeah, they yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a great. I wish I could duck out of watching this fucking show It's probably worth sort of pointing out is that last episode we got no Sabine no Balan Notion like a lot of characters. We didn't get anything in that last episode So does that mean that we're gonna get a lot of Sabine in this episode? I don't even know That would be the best case scenario. I think that like Ahsoka isn't as cringe as Sabine I find Sabine pretty annoying Horrible person. Yeah, she's a terrible horrible person who makes incredibly stupid decisions Ahsoka is just like really She's all boring and nothing and dull because I think I would prefer over someone who's just like a mega cringe Cuz she's not like that woman cringe where it's funny I think yeah I think there's like an additional element of cringe to how much the show wants us to think that she's cool Obviously they want us to think Ahsoka is cool But it's kind of like Ahsoka is meant to be hyper super duper impressive cool Whereas Sabine is meant to be like edgy cool, which is Introduced Music yeah with the long sweeping shot to reveal how look at how cool. She is this renegade dodging that gringe ceremony to That's right. It's lighting underneath the ship. Remember right there fallen heroes lighting away from responsibility That's right. She got stabbed with a lightsaber Yeah, I should do that should stab her again We've seen in this show what lightsaber is it I fucking chop ships in half Maybe uh, her sword is specked for ships is but a flesh wound. They were only durasteel ships So, you know, I can't believe that ship flew within lightsaber range Something that was repeatedly stated while we were watching that episode they can stop and shoot from a distance It's space that's a remember apparently there was an eye of scion, right? That's right those can't shoot backwards apparently And they can't see the ships inside of them. They're out of scope. It's like, what do you mean? We can't see that was like I could I could it's right there Yeah, probably throw some rocks at that It's worth mentioning that bailin rose in the ranks, you know, we didn't see him at all Except in the previously all we have to go on Is that the interesting sort of seed of will it cause conflict? He's given his word and the other people might want Sabine dead including but not limited to shin. Remember who did a strangly Yeah, you really don't like her. Hey, don't be strangling like oh, that could be the beginnings of something She also should have a concussion by the way That's okay. Yeah Whoa God, I'm so sick of lightsabers No I believe their activity speaks to a larger operation Involving throng and here is my pile of evidence. Oh never mind. Oh, I don't have that. Okay. Yes. I won't present that That is our destination Grand Admiral Thrawn is banished that rock right there. It's 10 feet away. Let's say grand dad Yeah, let's go Oh, okay. It's dreamers space gibus. I wouldn't have been space jesus. I always see jesus When you come to the water it's right. Sorry my bad. How long was I asleep the age of What was it a life age of the universe? I don't know Sabine come with me Well, I wouldn't be um power the empire So did she keep like a white set of clothes with her and then she chose to put that on as a result of her Learning the lesson from anakin. Whatever that lesson was. She saved it for when she felt like she was a good person Oh Which is a little bit vain, but you know, I'm glad she feels it's time Yeah, who yang is like, oh, oh we do it now. I can't accept that wales can like hyperspeed through the galaxy I just can't my brain is What do they breathe or eat? Apparently they eat gas. I'm right. Okay. I love how they Show more and more and more characters into this little intro thing There's less of the ones that you love and all of their new shitty characters just getting pushed in It's kind of fun to wonder what happened evolutionary that these whales happened Yeah, what evolutionary pressure is to create hyperspace Whales to be fair to a fancy sci-fi thing If these were here since the beginning and the world was built around knowing them and the mechanics were pretty straightforward Like I think we'd have a much less issue. This has just been dropped on us. Oh, yeah Yeah, I would have less of an issue. I remember them from the stories you would tell us Ah, yeah history of the galaxy patterns one two and three The history of the galaxy parts one two three They fit into three books. Why why not four? Why not some million? Why not a million? Well, the sun the sun took over it was like jules herne He died and it's like the book the history of earth one two and three Four is not ready yet volume two is particularly good. You know how much stuff happens on earth alone I like the idea that chapter one is like the origin of life and chapter two is like I don't know the rise of nazi germany. We have to skip because we have so much stuff to talk about There's something I didn't tell her about samhain. She went with the enemy willingly impossible. That's a really troubling thing that Yeah, so you didn't tell them that that's actually kind of Yeah, and you didn't tell anyone about this when you saw it. No war Yep, and she did it and you didn't tell her that's right. No ezra And no ezra. Oh, so yeah, who is ezra none of that one guy. He was fated to make that choice He made that choice You can help us out with this theory like ezra specifically knowingly sacrificed himself to save the galaxy, right? Absolutely, which means the bean has the potential to undo his sacrifice directly That seems catastrophic, but Really rude to his sacrifice as well, you know, yeah, excuse me. You're being rude to my sacrifice Force ghost. Yeah, it's a good thing. We didn't slam out this whale's asshole when a long time ago In a galaxy far far away Blue milk built cold in a galaxy far far away. Is that is it? Oh far away far away Yeah, yeah Absolutely, there's gonna be about like five minutes of episode Dave feloni would it be like he he'd like create earth and the star wars universe and they would go there to earth and they see Yeah, they'd visit him and he'd be like, hello Oh, she could slip her hand out of that. Fuck off. Kind of nice. Yeah Put your hands right off of it. This is bullshit Man, they really like uh, the silver and gold aesthetic on this ship. They've even got it for the prison, though I was hoping for a room with a view I would think this would be an opportunity for reflection. I try to avoid that. Do you think your circle is dead? I'm gonna keep saying it. She thinks the circle is dead. Yep. Why is she acting? You promised me I would see ezra again Oh I think that was literally just to remind us Hey We had a deal. There's no the point that fucking seed But they're not me yet. We went to another galaxy bitch. It was in the previously odd come with me Do it for ezra Exactly come on This story is not so convoluted that you need to fucking remind us, you know that they had a deal Like this thing could have just started here the prisoner Is impatient. Well the two fucking bad her focus to find ezra bridge. You're blind, sir I believe she can still be of some use to us That's interesting to me because I think he's he's saying that to you know Make the enemies like be all like chill with it, but he is actually like concerned about his word being kept We shall see how it unfolds because of course I'm grasping for anything. I would like the conflict of they want to execute sabine. He's like no Yeah, I know they were in space and they're flying towards place. I know You'll never believe what those rigs are made of you're never gonna believe it Now that you've brought it up that is diridia The ancient home world of my ancestors the death of miri. Wait, hold on the ancient home of the night sisters Wait, ha the end of the migration route used by the star whales as they traversed the void from one galaxy to the other Oh, you knew about this planet My people were among the first to harness and ride the creatures and the days before time was counted They harnessed space whales. What? The whales came here to die, so there's a bones then the rigs are a big bit of bones So edgy Shadow the head It's also like the episode when oh, we actually need to reason why those whales go here worth repeating Apparently the night sisters are from another galaxy. Yep. Yeah And they rode the space whales to get to the start where they have magic what magic the different from the force maybe Yeah Why they were Yeah, why were gas masks? Oh that comes right off Yeah, that was a pretty funky musical here All right. Yes, we need to see this no dialogue. None. Not allowed. I don't like uh, wow, I didn't know that no dialogue I stabbed you. What the fuck a character smiling smugly in this show. That's crazy. Whoa No dialogue. No, not allowed thunder is rumbling. Whoa. We have time to kill might as well, you know, make you episodes bored That's not acting. He's just bored. Oh my god. Oh, there's big statues row. Where the oh my god Oh, it's like the argonath Cut up choir come on Still still now video. What are those statues? What do they look like? Oh, it's me this tear I don't want to say it vaguely like Wait, wait, wait, how do they know to come here? It's a whole planet. How do they know to land here on this spot? Ancestors are from here, right? She can smell them. Oh, okay. Oh, that looks kind of I need to see them taking a big old walk Thank god they showed shin for a second there. I was like, wait, if they don't show shin, then I don't know that Shin's here Just here Hello, we came from another galaxy. It's just chillin here. Yeah, they're just doing the dailies Other species in this galaxy bro. Have you seen dune? Oh, it's star trek. This is my god. They have three of those balls. Are they gonna lock their balls? They've been waiting for them. How come you got one spike and she has two spikes? Did they know they're coming? Because they don't have three spikes. Is the more spikes the better or the less? Oh, she's just blunt on top Oh, blunty boy. You do our ancestors credit. Do they? Thank you, great mother. Sure. What is happening? Your visions guided me across the stars. They were able to send We can hear you. We can hear you back there saying that. That's not very nice. Where is throne? You shall wait. He is coming. He's in the blue room. Throne is arriving He is here. We gotta build it up It reeks of jedi. You know what a jedi is? It reeks of jedi. How do you know what a jedi is? Also, I'm not actually a jedi. I failed. I'm still learning. Oh, no. Oh, no, the blue ball or the round balls. Whoa, look at it slowly floating over. Guys, we're in another galaxy and it feels like we haven't left. Like we're in just the same fucking place. Yeah, it's gonna make the lines around it. There we go. Oh, the line triangle Whoa, it's a it's a laser rope. Ow. It will wait in solitude. Um, yeah, it's that's rude. No, we gotta sell on the ship We can just put her in there. Oh, okay. Bye. Bye. She was restrained and now she's really restrained. Really restrained. We're not there yet We're not there yet. Why didn't you just get some guba to take it? Why'd you need those things to do it? Oh, this is a evil place. Oh, these balls are like, yeah, bitch Hey, come back here. Hey, come back here. We got stuff to do. Oh, those those walls made of or magic. I don't fucking They're magic magic machines Dude, we got the wolves. Yes. Are they red? Please, please say something. Do something. I beg you. Bailey, please Wow, you know, he wants to say something He's he's thinking thinking about the script he read. I want to dive head first into my screen right now. It's just agony Say something any moment now. Say a word. Someone's gonna initiate. Yes, there it is. This is a land of dreams and madness. What does that mean? Yes, I agree. It's Disney Star Wars. What? Yes, that's a meta line. Children's stories come to life. I know no such stories. Cool. You weren't raised at the temple. You weren't raised at Disney HQ. What the stories of this galaxy? The stories that we've never ever ever ever ever heard. Dude, I'm reeling But like they would know how to get to other galaxies and star wars, right? We just don't talk about it. I don't know It's just we've never I don't think we've ever done that in like any of the films Any of the mainstream stuff It took what was it seven hyperdrives at once to do it. So So they could so that's feasible. That's really feasible. Yeah, that seems pretty useful for all you do Three It's just something that's we've never seen happen. Nobody's ever done it. I don't know how much it matters I guess we just assume that their world is the galaxy or I think it's just we always assumed that the only place that ever mattered was this galaxy Everything is about this galaxy but other places we don't care so much and realize it's all inevitable Full of the Jedi rise of the empire. Oh with cycle posting Ah It's so weird there was a republic for thousands of years and then an empire for like what 20 25 years All right, it's a little less you Is a little off kilter a little hiccup more. Well, it's because he knows the future Which is the first order which they have to deal with the first order will rise and fall So that's at that point. It's a weird cycle. This is something Disney decided was true by the way Six years the first order is like six. None of us consented to this cycle. Nobody know about it. What I seek Is the beginning but you see the beginning is on this one. It's the new beginning to blue. We don't have anything to do That was a whole scene for those two's character. We got barely anything A crumb. Balan is invested in breaking the cycle by so he can find it here Yeah, that's all we got. Yeah, what are you doing? Surely it's a war crime that we're 15 minutes in Yeah, I get it. She's pacing back and forth. Yeah, just take those off started. Just pull your hand down a bit I can't see it. Come on. Even if you do it. What's your plan? There's two jedis upstairs It opens up and bailey. Hey, we cross those bridges when we come to a mail, okay? They won't though It opens up from bailey moxie Oh my god, they're damn bruised, yeah, they made you think she was using the force, but she's not It's actually something else. Man. How long is this actually gonna take? I'm curious Well, you want to dive in? Yeah, I'm actually yeah on and his boys and what they've been doing Look, look at it. Look, and it's it's kind of gold as well. I want you to look at it Yeah, it's for utility. Oh, what's on the bottom? Is it something cringe? Probably go gold rims around the thrusters. Yeah Just gonna fucking dock on this. What are you doing? This is how we do it This is how we do it. Oh, look, oh, they're barely nowhere up. It's how they look so you're gonna have to get closer We can't jump. It's so incredible that we've had these many episodes of morganel's better than I do I literally know nothing about her at all. Yes. We're like what she wants or like anything really Stormtroopers. Oh my god They're chanting throats And look I've got red ribbons and he's got gold See I kind of like the ramshackle troopers, but but they're all Don't you think it's cringe? You know that they're all like perfectly in use a sudden Worn if I mean, yes, they're so similar Look, it's thrown doing his little walk. He looks like he has a bit of a belly It looks like he's got the eye. He's got kind of like the you know, like the chatted virgin walk He's cutting off the virgin posture Yeah has become a frightening reality for those who may oppose us Oh, he's doing the same rebel voice where he sounds like he's about to fall asleep He looks so silly. He's trying to do the quiet commanding voice thing, but he just sounds like he's sleepy This is enok captain of my god. He shall begin the cargo transfer. He has a face for some reason Okay, do we have some more ships than the only one because if that's all you got we're fucked They have brought a prisoner This is just myerative voice echoing all around the place Yeah, just talk normally You never spoke of this We did not see it It is a loose thread a loose thread But you can see you know what whatever it's fine. What are the doxels two cranes doing here? And you are elin skull and as a apprentice Golan hearty His posture doesn't feel like it's uh, straight as it should be general balans skull Off the Jedi order The prisoner is subpoena ran Chupi of great use to us. What do you speak up? I was incredible that I don't mind the performance. It's annoying because he's he's trying to do the the quietly commanding without the need to Like raise his voice or anything kind of deal, but it just sounds like he's tired. It does sound a little bit tired Thrawn It's mr. Thrawn to you Four years of husband school. Where's azra? Ah, yes The desire to be reunited with your long lost friend. Yes. Yes. Thank you Obviously That singular focus will reshape our galaxy. Yes. That is all Yes Yeah, even she's lampshading it just answer the question I'm aware of your agreement with balans skull and I intend to on rights. Yeah good good prediction. They are okay Why you're just gonna let me walk out of here. You helped my course. Now. I shall help yours You should you should know though that once my starship departs you'll be stranded here forever No, she can just jump in a way. Yeah, it's true. It's also quite possible that your friend is dead Why don't you just take your stardust right over there and fucking obliterate him from the ship As your many cannons as there was a pretty persistent thorn in your side for a long time Look at this bearing leaning forward. I just yeah, it's just the the virgin walk. I don't know That's all that I see he does not have presence that he said that that's the crown croc a bat croc a bat croc a bat So why exactly was Thrawn exiled with the whole starship and an army? I'm confused, you know, I just want to I don't know now they have given her her full armor set both of her pistols any lightsaber back Neat. Oh, yeah, because it's going to be fucking retarded. They're just letting her go Look at this dog. I'm only going to get Ezra wouldn't be problematic at all for you Considering Ezra is the reason you're here in the first place be warned Nomads wander this wasteland and prey upon each other for survival. Listen to his voice Why was like a transformer guys so cringe, dude Why don't you have an edgy voice? You know, why can't it just be normal so that someone can boss fight him in the end of the season? No Die well good. Why cringe lord? So, yeah, of course you you should be thinking to yourself Why wasn't she executed and it's like we supposed to believe thrawn actually is like But we got it on a balans thing. Thrawn did this bullshit all the time in rebels He just let people go like that and then they come back to haunt him That's not a very smart general thing to do. He said things like let them go They earned their victory here today blah blah blah, you know, like just really stupid shit That reminds me of stuff that didn't really probably happen that much at all. You may follow that At your own pace. Oh, here we go. So like what's the point then? But this is the thing I thought you were to honor your agreement. Sabine wren will have the opportunity of finding Ezra britcher The agreement was that Sabine wren finds him she sees him again. You and your master will destroy them both Destroy not kill that couple of seconds there just completely fucks up thrawn and it ruined the potential for balan Yeah We need her to find Ezra. That's dumb as fuck on its own. You should be all you're gonna be way better than her at finding You have loads of high fires. You have loads of men. It's absurd that she's gonna be better You lose him to begin with yeah, then of course Time to find him again a space dog horse Surely you would have found him I liked the idea that balan was like you gave up something for me So i'm gonna protect you but balan was just he was planer's bait He's on the team of like we we can use it to benefit us and then we'll just kill it So that makes him instantly more boring. Yeah, we had an extra dimension. They took it away. It's already gone. Yep That's fun because I didn't even recognize that they had that extra dimension No, it was all just an excuse to keep Sabine alive Oh Wow, excuse me. Oh rags prepare to say wow about another 10 times Bring you make your prediction that you made when we watch this for the first time Oh, shit. I can't remember what I thought you said Ezra's gonna save her when she starts losing this Oh, yeah, that's right. Yes. I thought that Ezra was gonna show up here Man, they've got samurai style armor You nearly said shut up, didn't you? Oh, blocked it again Okay, shoot again shoot more. Oh, oh Make sure to aim for her guns and beska I hate how she handles the lightsaber here by the way. Okay, it's done. Just start shooting again No, he moved closer with the rifle Wow, how does it not go through their weapons? Oh, it did that time. Yeah, it's so funny. It was like she clearly needed someone to help her and then they just had to win Yeah, I predict it was wrong. I thought that they do the thing where she was gonna like struggle and then Ezra would save her It was just a fucking action scene. Oh, it was just a She's way stronger than all those guys Yeah, I think I think she might have actually been shot in her beska armor about nine times But she noticed how she's just walking off she's where where is her mount where it why aren't you looking through all of their stuff They probably didn't walk here. Are you gonna look through their provisions? Do you need food water? Maybe they have evidence They're rifles, you know Wait for Lord Baylent's signal Should we not send more troops to support them? Uh-huh It's like bitch the fuck you just said to me Also, isn't this the clearest signal that they're fodder to die? She points out maybe that's not enough which I think Is Dave Filoni's attempt at making drawn a complicated 4d chess player while I'm just sitting here like this is a garbled mess So he is happy for the mercenaries to die. He's happy for Ezra to die He doesn't care about being to move on with all of them. They'll all be stranded However, I would like to kill him myself and if he dies thanks to the two mercenaries getting him, that'll be great But if they kill the mercenaries, that's also good because I don't like them But we're gonna send two squads to make sure we can kill Ezra as well and the mercenaries will maybe go You you abandoned me Should have known you were a coward. It's an animal. What there was like blaster shots What was it supposed to do not be a coward? It's shot. It's an animal You know a horse would run off if the guy on it And then he got Yeah, prepare for this for the next five minutes not even kidding. Come on. No way What you're sending it away. You're gonna walk. There's there's your stuff on there Yeah, you're like That's your food and water. There's no walk Idiot. Yeah, I know I've seen it before. What a great bit. What clever comedy. No leave. You're too good for her What was he supposed to do like they had blasters and weapons and stuff? Okay fine I'll give you another chance dude. Fuck you. Yeah next time I get shot at I want you to get shot and die Yeah, I need some what was he meant to do while her water canteen is literally on it and she's like Yeah, this is all that shit out of there The shows are tauted. Why does it just call three bones tied to it? Oh, they're um, the stabbing bones Oh, okay for playing fetch. Well friend, this is your world Understand her Why would it know the language from a different galaxy? Why not? Yeah, because they learned it from the imperials Oh, yeah We could have just gone to some remote planet and this would be the same story. Yeah as opposed to another galaxy It doesn't feel like we're in another galaxy. This is like some random planet I guess it's like fine. I guess that's what it could be, but it's just like, I don't know Something interesting, right at the very least a mainline star wars story that we've ever gone to a different galaxy that you would Make something of this event Yeah, make it again. I think they would be like, what are you talking about the big sweeping shots Just like every other planet that we've gone to in this entire show. Nice CG water there Yeah, it looks pretty bad. Can you drink that? Is that actually water? Or yeah, this is another galaxy Oh, she was gonna interact with a bottle, but she can't because it's not really there What's going on here? How long are we gonna spend on this? Wow, it's wow like nothing has happened in the last 10 minutes. I feel like so This is about five minutes of content in this whole episode this long episode Hey Yeah, look, oh my god Okay, yeah, that trick's over. No, go away. I can smell oh come on. It doesn't matter. It's still protective But isn't your holster? He knows what a gun is. What if it just pulls out a gun and shoots her? Oh, he's got a little outfit. Look here. You go close. No, I didn't have anything to say. It is shit There's nothing to say. This is a goofball section and it's gonna finally once it's over move us along to the next thing Does it have a lightsaber? I hope so You ever get tired that looks heavy Maybe if you just do it a bit slower, Dave, are you sure about this scene? Yeah, we've got nothing else to film today Wow, something almost happened and then the animal made a noise. Maybe if it just takes even longer At least in the other board Oh my god, he's got it. Oh, wow because of Ezra. Oh my god. What a coincidence No, what a crazy coincidence. You just went stumbling off on a planet and you ran into it's even funny than that Do they just sit around all day? Thrawn gave her the last known information they had to do with any kind of sighting of Ezra that broke And then the doggo ran off in a direction of wanting to eat something and found these guys and now these are Ezra's best friends That's the it's just We're meaning for you to first watching this I thought that the doggo was gonna sniff Ezra cooking and then we'd arrive at like a little hideout And that it would clearly been someone was cooking that he's hiding, you know I didn't know it'd be space turtles. Yeah, I didn't know we'd do this They get into a fight and she pulls out the lightsaber and she's like, oh my gosh Yeah, we're out of creativity in Star Wars. So we just take animal and make it personal. Oh, yeah I suppose they're more like space crab people. Yeah, I'm at crabs right now Do they just sit around in the dirt all day? That's what they do. Yeah, they're rocks. You did really good I mean you did what the these empire guys couldn't accomplish in what a decade this dog might have saved the galaxy Yeah This might be one of the most hungry Yeah, I need Throne is a guy on an isp with like, oh no, there's a space a few guys looks like she survived Or the survivors captured her and took her away. You have no idea if she's she had two blasts as Baskar armor and a lightsaber So she's gonna do some damn all the plot armor in the fucking world. He was trained as a jedi You I trained to be something more you trained to be something more tell us about that Yeah, what does that mean? What do you mean? Wow, that's so interesting I mean, it's kind of interesting considering that not long ago in this timeline a jedi Completely upended the entire order of the galaxy. Do you miss it the order? I miss the idea of it but not the truth The weakness. Okay, interesting, but um, I mean, how do you account for luke? How do you feel about luke? How do you feel about luke in the new order and him trying to restore it? Wouldn't you want to stop him or would you want to stop him? I see what once was the great witch kingdom of the death mary. Would you want to join with him? Witch kingdom of the witch kingdom Oh, man God is so unfair that they they just tickle your balls with Interesting and they never actually give you anything. Well, they let you do all the legwork for them Something calls to me something Stares here. What are you guys talking about now? You were talking about something interesting now. You're talking about weird shit. Oh Can't you see it? Oh talk about the republic It's like about something. Oh, hi the enemy of our enemy is our friend I want to know his opinions about the jedi why they fell. What does he think about all the leading jedi? Why is he started his own thing? What do you call himself? What is he trained her to believe like so unfair? You give me nothing look at that stupid fucking samurai armor It's cool though. Hey, it's very cool. Hey, you guys back from uh laying down in that dirt Oh, yeah, we were we're just laying down on the dirt. It was our shift, but it was almost over so we came back But they just come out here. They really aren't they're just laying down in the dirt They were just out there in the dirt. They have a house and home with families I mean, you know, you mean to tell me thrawn has he has tie fighters and they never just in a patrol saw this Wouldn't the heat signature give him away? Scandalized Can you just see them with your eyeballs? No Just bouncing to your eyes and you can just like We need to slowly walk around in this village of hermit crabs. Oh my god. We're 37 minutes in. Yeah, when ellie Well, there's only one last piece of information to get now that they absolutely. That's right. It's just Corpse or something. There's always a baby horrible baby hermit crab. Oh my god Please get on with it. They're like, oh, who is this ugly creature from another galaxy? Ew killer. Wow. They like eat food and fix things. Wow. They have like a satellite dish to get to watch tv They sit at tables incredibly. Look they're people. It's amazing how much time we're spending on this Yeah, like I get it. It's a little harm. We ever gonna see these fuckers again No, probably not and and yet I would be more interested in seeing what their lives are like than this stupid story What do they get up to what a society look like here, you know The episode ends with sabine just fucking off to the hill and it just the camera stays here Yeah The camera goes up to here that it comes back because it's like nah, that's good We follow one of these guys on that time to lie down in the dirt. Oh my goodness. Look who it is I can't believe that you crossed an entire new galaxy and you're just here It's funny. This should be panicky mode for him. He should be like, what the fuck are you doing here? How did you get here? What's going on? Yes, how'd you get here? What sort of reaction is this? How being here can't mean anything good though I sure took you long enough. What does that mean? No, what do you mean? You expected her to get here? I don't know who you are. I already hate you. God, you should be so curious about the mechanics But he's just not only the plan Never a good one. Hey, your plan was to sacrifice the galaxy to meet this guy Why don't you both to die? I hate you. It worked, didn't it? Didn't it? I do find that reaction kind of interesting like he's not sure if his You know how in real life no one ever does that? Just like this random like chuckle thing like as if on cue. Yeah, it only occurs in writing. Yeah, I get it Oh god Do you see him? He was a little elder home at crab. Do people not understand? This is such a meaningless scene for the majority of star wars fans Yeah, most people can't do anything with us. Yeah, this is just like a guy Someone I don't know is hugging someone. I don't know because they're long lost friends. It's like, okay The only things I know about sabine is I don't like her. That's what I'm saying Like I barely know her and what I do know I don't like so it's just why would I care? Very unbanned rebel How did you find me? How did you get here? Oh, there's the there's the question. How'd you find me? Let's not talk about that That was one of their ends Good question from another time You're not going to talk about thron and the nightmothers and the sith. No, okay I don't know anything about ezra, but I gotta imagine that this is not a good enough answer After all this time, can I have that? Of course. Oh, it is. It's a good enough answer. It's like fucking quantum mania all over again, dude I don't want to think about that right now The fact that she doesn't want to tell you how she got here should be a bad sign Really strange being here on both ends because on her end we're running out of time for every second For every second the past is you're more likely to be abandoned here forever sabine. Thanks for coming. Okay I can't wait to go home. Oh, we can't get home, right? That's the thing we could do, right? No, we can't talk about tomorrow Yeah, let's talk about tomorrow It's fine. Let's take your starship that or whatever you used That's a funny visual It's like a finger up its butt What is this? Dude, it's posture. I just don't get his head leads really far forward They ride the travelers. Well, let's blast him out of the sky with our starter destroyer. Yeah, it's really big and powerful Could it be the recently deceased so good time recently deceased? You didn't confirm that shit She just fell in water. We don't know. Yeah. Well, I mean and also again sabine has not been acting like a soca's dead Which is what she would believe death and resurrection of common deceptions played out by both night sister and jedi Yeah, resurrections have often been played out by jedi and night sister Oh, well Baylor assured me of her death. He was once a Jedi. We must regard him as flawed We're just planting that baylon might have lied about a soca's death for some reason regarded as flawed If a star whale approaches peridia destroyed with prejudice. Oh, we'll just wait till she gets here and we'll fucking destroy her Cold um, yeah Yes, do that. Yes. I shall once again require the aid of your dark magic. No, you have a star destroyer use that one I wonder how long this shot is gonna hang. I wonder how long it's gonna hang for until the Oh, look, it's still look. He's looking. He's throwing. He's throwing. Oh my god And then he thruned. He's a thruner. So maybe like 10 15 minutes of story and of what how The thing is I think I stand by the five because you know the golden hearty scenes the two that we had where they talked to each Other was worth about a minute at most It's like what was thrown worth probably like two minutes two and a half He had a bit more plot stuff and sabine and ezra that we didn't need all that's like one minute It grabs barely any time. Well, yeah, and everybody's being retarded too. It's it's yes everyone's stupid It's like the rest of all these shows everyone's fucking stupid They consistently write everyone to be stupid all the time. No one makes a smart decision Considering that thrown as hyped up is this master tactician. I wouldn't say that he is exceptionally more intelligent than anybody else right now Well, he's gone hyper retub mode because it's just like, you know step one Can we find ezra? It's like apparently not it's like, okay, so you already lose points for that You should have found him. He's easy to find. I mean, how long have I been here, right? Exactly. He's had nothing to do but look for fucking ezra. Let's be honest. I would love to know how he lost him in the first place That's actually a good question. Yeah, because they are they they traveled together, right? With the space world like in the same room together. Yep Yeah, any case backup plan will send sabine with all of her gear to go and find him And then when she does flush him out we can then kill them both So like no just go find him kill her. Why would you give her all of her weapons back you idiots? And then of course it's like and now we'll send the mercenaries after them to kill them And if the mercenaries die that's good because we don't like them anyway. It's like, oh my god Well, yeah, which is rather evidenced by oh well, he used to be a Jedi So he was probably lying about a soco being dead, which is insane as a leap. What the fuck It's just they don't have anything to do. They're not connected. They're just disconnected lines of thought And it's just as for whether or not you want someone dead is just going to conveniently match whatever's happening at the time Also Darth Vader used to be in the Jedi Well, who is he rags? Just the right-hand man of the entire empire? Or is he remembered as being the fact that he was a Jedi fucked everything up? I don't know Because he fucking talks about it recently was mentioned earlier, but what does balan think about luke and Darth Vader? What does he think about those two? What does he make of them? Maybe a better question. What does luke think about all of this? Oh, well, uh, well, yeah He's not a part of it right now. We're too busy You know going on this little adventure that the whole fate of the galaxy Seemingly implied to be entirely at stake because throne is the super duper most important person ever I'm sure it'll come to a very Competently written conclusion Yeah, we'll see that's the thing seven and eight are gonna be nuts because that's when things will start happening very fast Yeah, because they'll probably be oh Oh, it might be worthwhile because you know since seven and eight are probably going to be like more tight at the hip in terms of Plot happenings. I imagine that there's going to be a lightsaber fight with as we're into being fighting a Good old balan and uh, what's her name? They're gonna have a fight and I reckon it'll be when esra's in danger That'll be the thing that gets to being to use her force powers. Yeah. Yep. I don't think you're on top of that I wanted one with the idea that her connection to esra is correct I would have thought they'd have a soka balan rematch I don't know. Maybe maybe they will have an asoka Balan rematch or maybe they won't maybe maybe that won't happen It seems like the most basic thing that Dave does Well, sure, but I mean did it make a lot of sense to kill the blue guy in uh, book of boba fat You know as like a conclusion to him being brought back Well, yeah, because that's boba fat defeating him I suppose because again remember lightsaber battles don't mean that anybody's gonna die or be permanently winded They could have their fight where that's the case. It'll be sabine needs to fight against what's her name They're gonna have a rematch, but this time she'll win and use the force because remember what's her name said You have no power But now she will when esra gets threatened, that'll be the thing because see her caring about esra That's you know, but it's more powerful than anything Uh throne throne will get out of here by the end though. He's gonna be free Yes, he will because he's gonna be the bad guy of the mando movie. He's uh, he's our big bad I don't think they'll get as Dave said we're gonna jangle the key of throne for a few years So he'll be fine. Yeah, that's right. He'll be around. He'll be disappointingly stupid probably but he'll be around for a while But what about like resolution for a soca or a week because I mean Well, I was just gonna say clearly that I think Three minutes still minute the soca the big likelihood that balan's gonna get killed by shin This seems like I I'm not so sure anymore. I'm not so sure about that one. Well, we've implanted a couple things here I don't know how Dave is aware of these threads We've got the fact that she's annoyed that she wants to kill sabine But she was prevented of doing that But I don't know if we've kept up with that if we drop that now She also doesn't believe in what balan believes in believe balans like Oh, don't you sense this power in this world? We have stated she's like it's a wasteland They've got like pieces of how those two don't agree and then you've obviously got the stupid rule of two Shit like the will probably come up So that there's always the opportunity that he'll get stabbed in the back by her That's always a payoff that they can use because everyone's gonna Rule two bro Yeah, that could be an episode seven that could be an episode seven ender I don't know what to make of a soca getting here with the star We haven't had a fight a rematch with a soca and the night sister lady morgan. Oh, right Maybe that'll be the one maybe balan they they feel like and she fights your fighter Yeah, remember she fought with the giant star thing is We are now at the point where we've got like it's like a soca who yang sabine Ezra and I don't know whatever sorted equipment slash like the little hermit crabs or the wolf pet guy Like all them versus we've got special stormtrooper man He's gonna he's gonna have a scene or something something special happened with him plenty of fodder to get absolutely Executed we've got thousands of stormtroopers can all get slain whenever they want But then we've got like a huge host of villains like all of them, you know, you could do anything you want The only one the throne is protected the the I don't think you kill shin. I don't think you kill morgan else beth either I feel like I think I think balan there's I don't think he's gonna make it but I feel like morgan also Is not gonna make it. I think I imagine this will be Well, I don't know what the threat is with the night sisters because this is the planet where they're from So the problem is every time I think are they gonna do something like more grand. It's like, oh, fuck They never do. I mean the world between world stuff was barely anything When you really think about it in terms of what happened So maybe this is just nothing other than maybe they believe wouldn't yeah We showed that the the night sisters are from here and I don't know Maybe it's something that balan finds uh in the next episode whatever power it is that he's searching Right, they find it and then shins like I'm taking it by and then kills him But I didn't even know what he's looking for and we're nearly it's nearly dude We're three quarters of the way through and what we're going into the finale Well No, what a load of piss whatever will happen. It's not gonna be fucking interesting That feels a little feels a little, you know, just kind of empty like nothing's happening Drinking brown water so grandiose Yeah, I can hope for is less dead air in the next episode. Yeah, I would say something Mando was funnier Yeah, it was it was funnier and Mando was a more entertaining show not because it was better But it kind of makes you believe that they're just experimenting with how little they can get away with these shows Just I don't know. I think things out all the time I wonder if the answer is just more um lame than that that this is the best that he could do That this was all a muster for the story There has to be no way, right? Surely for his fucking oc he can do more than this. You'd think so I mean, this is what he he wants stories to be this is this would be he's created What would be most entertaining for him to see and we know it works. There's loads of fans that think this is incredible and it just That's the thing When someone says I love storytelling in the next business as I love storytelling They might be referring to completely different things. That's right I don't even know what to say. Whatever. Nothing much happened. Everyone's an idiot and everyone Like I said, this is the this is like the dentist office waiting period episode. It's the next ones that stuff will happen Yeah, I'm so excited. Whatever man about sums up really Really glad we got a filler episode in this eight episode season We could have jumped from episode one to here Like the amount of stuff that gets done tracker could have been on the ship They went straight to this spooky planet and they followed them All that happened in episode three was they had a fight over the planet Three and four could have been condensed into one episode if they wanted to still have their little space fight five Oh, and then yeah, this one we could have achieved all of that in like 10 15 minutes tops Remember the episode one was an hour long They could easily have done all this in one hour and so much of it just didn't need to happen Well, did we need a 30 second shot revealing to being riding on a motorcycle? Well, I was about to say why did we even need to have the whole ceremony that she ran away from? I'm tired. What do you guys uh? Just say goodbye. Oh, okay I like the crabs. They were all right. Yeah What did you bring me episode seven? Oh my goodness. Here we go. Isn't it incredible? It's nearly over. Yeah, there's only two legs. This is a so much a two-parter Where I feel like we're just starting though like story How did she come so far like I don't know after logically at least I guess The season could absolutely have begun with Thrawn making his way back to the galaxy that could have been the episode one You can easily summarize a lot of these episodes. Ah, damn Even all of them and maybe one or two sentences in terms of what actually happened Yeah, and how much character stuff have we gotten out of all of it? Oh The beam wanted to go and find Ezra Yeah Was boring until she was afraid of Darth Vader and all that but now it's just normal again, I suppose Lightning strike lightning strike with Vader face twice. Yeah, that's right. That was Vader. So hard. He did Vader Is just incredibly incompetent She's in some Better not see her until the end with someone as a fucking random remark We're like she's the rebel commander now as in rebel of the republic She's in jail Because yeah, we haven't done anything with harrow right last episode was was there any But I mean there was belly any asouga last episode. She was only in the uh, oh, yeah true Ezra introduced exciting. He's already completely out of character And I'm saying that as someone who hasn't watched the fucking show. He's from as we understand it He sacrificed his basically sent himself to another galaxy to stop thrawn And now Sabine's here and that's already concerning, but she won't tell him how he got He's actively evasive about it and he's not pressing the point and I need Dave to understand Both of them would be heavily invested in telling like getting that information across He's got reasons and she's got reasons that that the information needs to be shared Not sharing it feels like he's just trying to avoid having to do the drama But uh, we'll see he's trying to avoid doing the drama forever Maybe not forever, but like he's like, oh, I'd rather that eruption happened near the end of the season There are gonna be a lot of confrontations that characters should be having with Sabine. Asoka should be having confrontations with her and social Ezra I don't know if they will and they're not probably not going to be very Our um predictions as of the previous episode I said that Balon and Asoka will get their rematch bring it He said that um shin and balon will 2v2 Ezra and Sabine and the Ezra will get in trouble and Sabine will likely Do a force maybe um the better thing to bet on is whether or not the force power that she is able to Now manifest is that going to be a little subtle thing that she uses cleverly? Or is it going to be a big grandiose like how the fuck did you go from not being able to move my mug to My bets are a little off on that one. I'm not sure what Dave's up to Which is like because that would be a really clever kind of thing to do is if you have a character and they can't use the force But they're sort of like maybe force sensitive and they practice and they try But they're like clever so they know that they can't really do much with the force But maybe if they loosen a belt or if they unclip a thing from somebody's bandolier or like or maybe they press a button Some little thing that has a big impact and that's like part of maybe the lesson and you could even use it Thematically to talk about how small changes can ripple into big effects and be a hero and stuff like that So what are you saying is that's definitely not going to happen? So what I might be saying is that's not going to happen She's probably going to just like summon a katana from space and then she's going to slice the planet in half And she's super cool. Quaschon What do you guys think seven and eight? His name is Hu Yang Hu Yang Do you think we will get another Anakin cameo? Yes, it will probably be in the form of like a voice Well, I was thinking maybe he can he can he can pop us a force ghost whatever Dave wants When we get to the Bulge When we get to like the second act low point of the episode and Ahsoka needs to like, oh, I can't beat him He's too good. Then we get the force apparition. I feel like we've done that already though And that's what that episode. Yeah, well, that's No, that's fine. We can do it. I think it's gonna be a voice or nothing. Okay. I could see him doing it I'm leaning that way. I'm leaning towards it being a voice We're not going to see anything as big as as what in episode five in terms of his like role in the story I think that's the lowest load, but I can easily see him showing up again in some way shape or form The most interesting and most thing I'll say before we start this someone I was uh talking about yes I saw it on a on a tweet. I was talking to Fringy about it Star Wars theory did not like this episode. We're about to see Oh my god He felt it was like boring and lame and nothing happened, which goes against all of our predictions We said what's interesting is where stuff happens See the problem is when I hear something like that from that kind of source like oh, this might be an interesting episode Yeah, I think one of the things I think it will be amazingly good because he hates it Or it will be Titanically Like it's gonna either end of the spectrum. It will be nowhere in the mood. Well, yeah, because he doesn't like it because he's a child Um, honestly though hearing that show so far. I was like, I don't see how they can make anything I mean, they can make something interesting, but I just don't have the the confidence It's going to be anything good in this episode. They've been so rigid with their formula But even hearing that as a like a review a reaction. I don't believe it. I'm pretty sure this is going to follow the formula I I I have to see how Nothing happens gonna go before I could ever believe that nothing actually happens What I expect I guess is just the things will be people will be making plans or things will be put in place So actions will be taken the I have to move everything up so that the next episode can have all the payoffs and that still counts like if people You know do stuff the equivalent Mando was when like the whole team team up go to mandalore and they prepare to attack and the empire is there and It's like all of that counts to stuff happening if you wanted to say like no, that was nothing because nobody actually Died except jungles, you know, I still think that that would count and pay to other episodes like the lizzo jack black one Where it's just like what the fuck was all that? That was insane. The dragon buffing up the mando kid. Yeah These are weird self-contained episodes Stop reminding me of these things. I'm trying to have a good time Ahsoka waste so much time and it's not just the pauses It's it's just scenes that are redundant or plot points that could be trimmed down Significantly in favor of more rich story material. It's incredible. I can't believe that they couldn't fill eight episodes Well, and so the big worry I have is that this might be the last episode of balan now I feel like killing him would be a seven episode seven payoff, but I don't know Maybe yeah He's he might go off and do his like side quest thing that he started talking about last episode So I don't know how much I mean, but in true like star wars kind of fashion his arc may be considered finished here He's barely brought He has barely brought up a concept of something that might be worthy of discussion Or exploration, but we've mentioned it. That's basically as good as exploring it now He can die. He has alluded to things He has spent his entire on-screen presence Alluding to things that might be the case that he might believe Yes, and to bad writers alluding to a thing is basically the thing itself There is no difference between a map and a place now you can die The more important thing is to equip my uh, my suits for this episode Oh, that's good Something that really matches I was about to say it's like a funeral or something She went with the enemy willingly Impossible. It's so funny. They even have previous leads on sometimes It's like what have you got to tell us to remind us about really She was fated to make that choice. Perhaps for Sabine. It was the only choice. Oh, that was so stupid He is such a lame character. I'm hoping Ezra will be something but already the fact that he's not more concerned about it All is not a bad It also would have been cool if he wasn't living in this happy little town of hermit crabs Stupidly actually very awesome place. Yeah, it would have been way better if you'd lived a really difficult life The sacrifice entailed many many years of hardship. But no, it looks it looks idyllic like look at him Yeah, it's very nice. It looks like a retire here You know this happy little village filled with these wonderful little alien hermit crabs also who could forget the witches They're not going to complicate the fuck out of everything if a star whale approaches Peridia Destroyed with prejudice. What's stopping them from leaving immediately? They were doing something they were shipping something moving something I can't remember because I feel like they just be sitting here waiting and ready right because they have the witches with them Yeah, because wouldn't they just funnel everybody from the star destroyer into the eye of scion and then go back They're not going to be able to leave with the star destroyer, right? They have to go They're going to mount that thing onto the eye of scion I don't know about that It could be like if you put the ship in the middle of the ring, then oh my god This is different. Yeah, I remember. Oh lol cool. Marshall because you suck. Yeah We simply cannot allow a general of the new republic security forces to go around acting like this is still a rebellion True This is a government and it has rules and laws true If you got two people killed, please mention that my job is to protect the people of this republic You kill two people And that is exactly what I was doing In the best way I know how the best way I knew how was to directly ignore orders Protected the new republic by ignoring direct orders. No, I protected the new republic by ignoring you You that's not that's not even him. It was all of them. That was the council. Yeah, they all It's not like he controls all of them general cindu la's actions brought to light that there was an incident on satan Oh, there's incidents all over the galaxy Plus two people's lives, but yeah, but this report reads like a child's fairytale jedi False jedi. All right. So this guy is probably just He's just absurd idiot asshole. Yeah He might be empire not as incompetent. He might be an empire guy Imperial remnant Such a sensational term sensational. Yeah, he probably is evil. There is no proof of any coordination between How Oh, look Get in was a warlord acting on his own acting on his own No, he had the whole thing. He had everything. You really think that was on his own There's no proof of a greater conspiracy and thus no immediate threat to this republic if ron returns that will change quickly I don't think you could say what is he gonna do? He's one blue guy. I don't care if he comes by Wait, nobody else is challenging him on those assertions. He just said like he was on his own I see a general who abuses her authority for personal gain. Okay, but that's true. Yeah, this is like a clown trial It's so annoying. It's a mix of like true statements, but presented by an idiot character quote-unquote or or a saboteur of Oh, no Why the fuck is he here? Why are you here? Stop Oh Get her fucking name out your mouth. She's not a part of this stupid show It's gonna be the organa approves all of this and she's got a clean slate. It's fine. Yeah I didn't tell them though. No, because she's just got ultimate authority. It doesn't matter But she didn't That is not how the chain of command works. You can't just like post hawk say that you approved it I think we're just doing a little bit of surgery the court cannot admit evidence of this kind from a mere droid It's not about whether or not he's a droid. What a weird thing to say senator organa is willing to overlook this What's the point of the council if you can just overrule them? We just bail her out with this And she shouldn't lair wouldn't she misused her power? No Wow, that seems to settle the matter. Why wouldn't lair have told anybody else? I don't think I don't think that's what's happening. She's just bailing her out in post She's like, oh you're in trouble. Let me get you which by the way when you get the report that two people died under herra's Stupid fucking mission. Why is it you're rewarding her with cleansing a record because remember they said you can't go on this mission Because we don't have enough people and her forces are spread thin you go anyway and get two people killed nobody cares Yeah, like that's a huge those those people are dead. They're very no one gave a fuck. No one gives a shit There we go I don't know what you and lair are playing out. Yeah, I don't know what fucking how you're getting away with breaking all these rules But I know she did not authorize your mission. She did Afterward, right? Eventually. See dude, so now you're ruling on our class. Just admit that to one of the council leaders How is this legal? Is this hurting her character by being like, I know this is bullshit, but you're good to go Yeah, because I guess the way you would argue is that she completely trusts lair lair made this decision So it must be a good decision Why would she think that it sucks lair hasn't earned that kind of Thanks, harrah. Good job. You're now you're hurting my marma. Good job and lair Yeah, that was pretty. I hate that they just use lair to bail her out completely of a whole fucking storyline That's supposed to be like wow really good our heroes got saved at the last moment from the consequences of their actions Madness these are such great names for these episodes time to fly Oh far away Children's episode That was quick. We just had a member barry. You can't be given another member barry Saajj ventris you could face any one of them on the battlefield Saajj ventris you have an invented life The fans must be cooing over that. I remember you saying in the last episode that she doesn't look very confident What those sabers it just looks so You might run into primary villains in the story Yeah, that's such a just it mention it for the sake of people recognizing it sucks I won't always be there and look out for you. Yeah, you will. Hey, will this force ghost? You literally always will be you can pull her into the fucking will between worlds whatever you want It is kind of interesting that this worker has made much mention of anakin, but no mention at all of obi-wan Obi-Wan was there and around nobody cares about Obi-Wan anymore. We did his show Oh He made 20 or more of these recordings. Oh, no, there's gonna be 20 of them No, they can play them throughout all the future episodes now when the fuck did he make those? Will there be a big speech at the end that you'll listen to that will close out the show So can you just got to believe in yourself even when no one believes in you or something generic like that I think the whales may be reaching the end of their journey. So go the white Please speak. No, no, we've got to waste some time here. It was just a smirk They just had her look around and smirk and that was the point of that What are you smirking at? You'd be so satisfying if as soon as they come out of hyperspace They'll just got blown apart by um drawing, but it won't happen Space whales they're decelerating because we're reaching our destination smirk. They would wouldn't they That's what they do those space whale. She came here with the enemy. We find the enemy and we find some mean That's messed up. Did you catch that? I would point out that you are assuming the star whales have brought us to the correct Yeah, I was going to say like oh, we don't know where's there. Yeah, we just mind the enemy There's no way you can write us out of that. He's just pointing out how stupid it is Fly around until we bump into throng. I think the odds are pretty good. No, in fact, they're terrible Astronomically terrible. Well, you should have said something Oh, but he shouldn't have to Oh, get her. She's being a funzies He's gonna say smiling if you end up in the middle of nowhere You can't you have a 99.9999 Yeah, that's a right. So you can't do this. Like we could be had to go anywhere. I just like yeah It's based but lol funny an intergalactic space No, oh my god, the army of whales have arrived. Yeah, you can't see anything because you're inside its mouth You ask it to get out You think they're actually just going to be where they need to be? Yes. Yeah, exactly where they need to be He'll be the planet outside Something's wrong. Please tell me thrones are a real part a giant Throne said he was making preparations to the actually to actually do that Oh looks like it, but they will escape this somehow How are they gonna get out of this? Mines are they mine? Wait, when did they drop mines here? I want to take them to fucking ages Oh, and when did you do this? I like how they don't do anything by the way They're not doing anything They're not doing anything. That's why they deal no damage. It's an imperial minefield deployed around the arrival point Yeah, I can see that reduction wait. So did they know where they come out? Yeah, apparently. Yeah, because it's a hyperspace lane they're set So thinking about that this should have been an easy kill. There should have been a kill box that was super straightforward Yeah, none of them are dead. Oh, you can they all escaped because I'll smash into the Throne knew that they were space whales specifically and he couldn't design anything that could hurt them. Oh, yes Look, it's weaving left and right. Yeah, there you go. No, just go straight Yeah, just look at our face. Oh, no, they tracks you have to move like you're in danger It's nothing is gonna happen. Nope What was the point of the mines they did nothing they did nothing at all They didn't even kill a whale. They couldn't kill one whale. It's just there for explosions because that's so Oh, here we go We're going to the bones The only way that a whale can die in this planet is if they voluntarily wouldn't asteroid field seen The bones Oh, yeah, would you already in shoot shoot nine? There's nine of them. Yeah, but I'll listen to those gods It's this coming episode just gonna be another dumb ass action scene a dog fighting the bones of the dead This is episode of fucking seven. We just can't see shit action scene Just once I would like them to listen to the droid who's telling them that this is suicide Oh See they'll crash but she won't crash even though she can't see anything nor can the droid uh the force the force. Yeah Yeah, see they're moving things. I don't know what that is. Why are they scattered around like that? What the fuck were they doing? Why wouldn't they be stacked up lately? They're stalking them onto the star destroyer. That doesn't mean they can They were gonna move them from the star destroyer to the eye of scion as you anticipated The minefield was triggered by the particle riding star whales Did you cover the planet in mines or just that one little spot and they happened to jump right there They know the lanes apparently. They know the star whale lanes Which is why by the way that it's worse because he should have been able to plan a perfect kill box at that point Take your time a master was general alec in skywalker Remember him you're certain there's only the one star ship Withdraw the fighters and have them stand by okay. Why not allow them to follow There's no need to waste our resources. I like how she exists to just ask him the reason behind All of his actions. We shall lose them in the debris field. Why would you lose them in the debris field? Just scan for them. You think bones stop scans? They could scan from inside the whale However, we are getting to know our history. She's running away. That's what you know about her And if she's anything like her master, she'll be unpredictable You've already lost twice like significantly in this fight with her. It's so embarrassing Which is why we must control all variables Put her on a path But you did predict what she was going to do. Put your shit at it Yeah, you knew exactly where she was going to spawn and you couldn't take her out So that no matter which direction she takes, we'll always be one step ahead of her You're not a step ahead of her. You're a step behind You're just going to see the initiative Yeah, you just said that she's going to decide her path. You're behind her She said no, we're going to decide her path while letting her decide Yeah, that makes sense Like there's no acknowledgement that your plan is fucked up significantly twice already The fact that they didn't get blown up by Yeah, it's huge. Then the fighters were launched and they didn't do shit And why did the fighters get launched and then pulled away? And then you're like, what's the point of that? One of them already blew up like I just said He makes decisions like pull the fighters out that Morgan Elsbeth only exists to go. Why would you do that? Why is that smart explained to me and then he goes it's smart because of this this this It's like, oh, okay Thrawn is behind that attack. Thrawn is behind that attack That's how she knows it's Thrawn because they knew that she was coming Even though they're following people specifically it has to be Thrawn. He's just so smart His brain is so big No, you don't want to scan now because then you'll give away your position by doing a scan, right? That'll get Any way though It's a stealth scan. Like you said, it's just a bunch of bones. Look at them guy Look at the hermit crabs on the wall By the way, these are all like in hyper danger Just so you know, where do they get this technology? Is there a civilization on this planet? This shot looks remarkable. Look, they have a great time. They have there's so much urgency. How are you relaxing? Oh, if you're here, who else follows you? Are we going to die horribly? What about Thrawn? The empire was defeated Emperor die, that's what people say. That's what people say That's what people say He was atomized. Oh my god That's cringe. Let me tell you about Luke. You know, I was beginning to think we'd never find you Oh, okay, never mind. Nothing about Luke or anything. Okay. When he said a couple of what you've told me Never really thought about how much I've missed. It's still trying to process everything you told me I thought he meant all of this season's context. I didn't realize she only told him that the empire fell It's like wow, you're really catching him up on recent events. How did you find me? You never said it's complicated. You could talk about something else. I guess. No, don't talk about dude You know Getting home is kind of important Kind of how did you get here? What about Thrawn getting home? Are they going to follow you? Is kind of important. Did you bring anyone with you? Ah, so I got to be honest her apprentice So they're not going to talk about it. Do you see the way she said that with such pride? She what? Why? I mean Congratulations Oh god Sabine talk about things that matter instead of talking about you. I fucking make up looks really good I'm glad that her makeup is doing okay Yeah, so where is the soca? Is she coming? Oh, yeah, by the way. Yeah, just a reminder. She thinks the soca may have died. This is insane. The actress I'm sorry, but you've not nailed this at all That's complicated Not gonna talk about canan at all. That's your expression for thinking about how a soca might be dead That's the expression. That whole exchange was so awful. That was so fucking crap That was worthless. It got brought up. Oh, how are you here? And then it was worse than worthless She indicated that how she got here was fucked. He's like, all right, we're talking about something else. Yeah, it's fine Let's throw her in the ice cream She's I guess Sabine seems to think a soca's dead, but it doesn't look like she thinks that it's just like it's complicated You weren't there to see that world between worlds bullshit. No, you don't know that that happened as far as you're concerned She's dead just awful You can never have guessed the sabine is hurting because she may have lost a close friend Asoka Tano lies hidden within the graveyard. Find her. Yes Wait, so they listen to him up. Oh, okay. Yeah, they're like Because I'm going to use that witchcraft. Oh my god ladies. Oh ball time. Bear your balls balls Yes, use your balls and find your balls with your balls Why is there witchcraft in my stables? God, this is so much shit I thought they had normal scanners that could scan stuff. Why do you need witchcraft scanners? Please do something No, we shouldn't scan or else they'll be able to detect that whatever fuck it science fiction stinks Either my scans are being jammed or there is too much debris. We don't need a scan. We don't okay There's another way. Oh the force which to be fair this press all skype. Do you think your bond is that strong? We're going all the way back to empire folks I hope not force skype just force, you know reach out Don't do skype Yo Sabine, what's up? We're like in a bone field. Where are you? You have to say Yeah, just chilling out man just chatting I know I know who you're Oh, come on. No, it's actually a skype call Can't he feel this? Yeah, he's mr. Force, isn't he? He's way more forcey than Sabine I feel like when leia got a sense of luke being in trouble in empire. They were way closer Not only way closer, but it was and they were relatively vague not in the sense that she she could feel You know She pointed them out. Look there Oh, look, they're gonna converge. Oh, they're trying to land the force You have to have witchcraft plus technology You have the coordinates Open fire the fuck is open fire captain. We don't actually have the coordinates, sir These are lines on a weird map that point to a vague place So I don't actually those balls know about the technology in front of them. That's presenting the map like is that Whatever Oh, no Oh, they missed they found us. They found us. It's fine. They're not gonna hit you. You guys have infinite plot armor Oh, no, it'll lose not gonna hit you. Yep. There you go Oh Wait, how are they tracing them are the balls showing them where they're going and then they update that to the ship Those balls are locked You're fucked Not even a scratch well done We're flushed out of hiding. We flushed her out. No, you failed again Okay Everybody recognizes his failure, but he keeps saying like no actually no He's the guy that when he loses his queen in chess, he's like I wanted you to take the queen I wanted you to because I don't he goes bankrupt. He's like, well, I don't have to pay taxes anymore Oh No, these are two sif that are trying to kill us. I thought you mentioned earlier. You probably mentioned that earlier I like it. We're pulling away. Oh my god This is But seriously though, this is a whole bunch of indigenous creatures That are just gonna get wiped out for no other reason than sabine god i'm in trouble Yeah, sabine should know that she's drawing attention to these innocent people. She should leave him alone Get the fuck out of there. They want you. You're just gonna leave her to do this herself Your ambition drives you in one direction. My path lies in another. Oh, you do have a side quest. Okay But I thought he was being paid for this. I guess it's not about money or he mentioned No, I know that but like this job is something that um, thrawn wants him to do No, and also like isn't he to some extent invested in shin not dying Yes, apprentice One parting lesson shin a parting lesson. What are you guys done? No impatience for victory We'll guarantee defeat is that it for these two. Wow. Okay. Wow, but we've had nothing. They barely why I like his helmet I like the little bandit people. They look neat. I can't believe we just in that few seconds It's like these two apothec ways Oh, those crap people are fucked It would be a great character moment if uh sabine said they want you asra and then asra's like, okay You and I we have to get out these people can't be like put in the crossfire, but oh well Dispatch to gunships to assist the mercenaries. So you should all be fucked. You just you have to win now Like it's two gunships, but you've not to win the fact that you said we may yet win the day It's like wait, you think that there's a good chance you'll lose. How could you lose? You don't need troops Yeah I guess the troops are just I don't protocol, but He's looking more like transport. Maybe guns pop out of them. They got guns on them probably Yeah, how are you going to lose? There are a bunch of cracks Oh, no, it's like unshotted. What the hell is that crap? They don't even have anyone gonna get hit. No crap people will die. It'll be it'll be too much for dave Dave would never have a crap isn't it? Yes, see we're doing funny shit. This is funny. There we go. Yeah, it did nothing good Like it should have done. Excellent. Do you like the tone here should not be funny. This is this is horrifying They don't we're not treating this properly. It sucks and look they're all just getting wiped out. They suck. Yeah Why do you want to kill this little fucker so bad? Well, I mean, I don't do anything. They're in the way What are you stabbing us? What does that do? What are we doing? It's probably not gonna do it. Guys, this is just carry rocks in there. This is no different than just carry rocks Yeah, that looks bad. This looks really bad. What the fuck Why isn't he using the other one as cover when he keeps it to be? Oh, okay Oh, no No, he's gonna get killed. You won't get killed. You won't kill. I don't believe for a second you kill a crap person It's not gonna happen I'm gonna suck a lot. No, you said we can't leave him. There you go. This is a piece of character. That's nice Yeah, no, right. Yeah, you're doing a heroic thing the troops to go back and save them We're doing we're doing the baseline of heroism A racy character. Yeah, it's something Why are we treating this so casually you could get shot at any moment any shooting there's a stop shooting Don't worry about it. Why are you not shooting? What's going on? Why is it run on pools? No, no, not again They gotta convert what stop showing us her like oh, look. I'm determined and flying. Oh, wow They located her with They're gonna have their fight. They're gonna have their battle. Yes, baling and a soka rematch. Can we do it? Why did those bandits stop shooting their guns? Like you but lack your sense of humor. Oh, you lack your sense of humor Lightsaber. Oh, yeah, you just point a gun at Ezra. That's fine. Don't worry about it We better get ready. Oh, this is my problem. Everything is so treated like a joke and funny Yeah, it's quippy and exciting and fun. It's an adventure. They know that they're an assault. Yeah, there's no adventure show They don't yeah, there's no peril There's no fear of death or injury or the people around you dying Okay, so being you take the lightsaber give him the guns. Give me one of your guns. Give Ezra the lightsaber, right? I'll need to land. Oh, no this again. Yes, this again. Oh, she's gonna jump out. Why don't you fucking know? Do a cool. Do a cool But what happened last time? You got the time to wait. Let's go I feel like the cape is only gonna obstruct your uh, ability to fight. Oh my god, they're missing everything. You suck They always suck. I'm so mad Don't even do anything. How do you not die from this? How do you not die from this? She's a Jedi. Use the force. Why did you need to fucking slide? Oh, that is fucking horrible. That would look really bad. You did not sell it to me at all. Dude, that might be the worst CG in the whole season. Damn This is a surprise. Yay rematch. I knew it That's what Dave knows how to do. Remember how they fought before? They're fighting again now. This time she'll win I fucking hope she doesn't kill him. They'll be so lame and boring. Yeah, I want him to win. Oh, absolutely They're not gonna let him win though, are they? Can't allow you to interfere I don't have time for this. I don't have time for this. Oh, everyone's so cool Look at it. Is that a stance or are you directing? She's charging up her LT or something Why aren't you just shooting them? Just shoot them. Use your guns. Just shoot them with your guns Your lightsaber. Take it. You keep it. What? What? I don't need it. I don't need it But what do you have to block blaster shots? No, I'm serious. Take it. I gave it to you. It's yours now But she's got guns. She can't use the lightsaber and the guns at the same time. The force is my ally. The force is my ally That's all I need. You're retarded. Bro, hey, what? But he's used the force and the lightsaber at the same time before in his life, hasn't he? Yeah, exactly You can do both, man Why aren't you just pushing them all back or it's breaking the next? No, it's way too wide because It's fun. She didn't want her life to end. What's her name? What are you doing? This is so strange Oh, that was a big opening there. Yeah, they have loads of openings all the fucking time Especially Ahsoka. She can always kill them, but she never does. She got two lightsabers She always locks both of them. Yeah, every time No, stay in your guards. I can't take any of this. Look at that. She's just wiping through them Yeah, that was really awkwardly caught Hey, oh just his hair. Okay. He's for second there. I was like holy fuck. She just chopped his head off, right? At least he's having some amount of fun, I guess, but like... Well, I don't hate him. He's fine I just don't know why he didn't take the lightsaber. It feels like a weird choice. It's Sabine that's annoying as fuck He's fine. He's fine. No, he's fine. I'll get back up in a second Oh, hey, the Kylo Ren thing. I have lightsabers at this point. 2v1. Let's go It's not looking good for you. Yeah, you can just lift her out. You can just throw her against something Take her now Wait, he has the force too That's it. That's it. He's out of the fight now. It's a 1v1 Wait, so Friggy, you attack, both of us were correct What was that? Did she organize that with Hu Yang? Wait, she just, she just pussied out Wow That looked awful as well Yeah, thank fuck. Balon made it. I just want Balon to be alive because he's the only Mildly interesting character we got. I don't know what that means that expression really. Is he a noise? Is he deciding to do the mission or go do his own thing? I think he's gonna fuck off and do his own thing He's not chasing her. So I guess he's gonna do his own thing. I'm gonna go take a shit or something No, I'm fine. I'm fine. Just massive head trauma. No, don't land. Use your guns from a distance Oh, they're all gonna get killed. They're all gonna get those stormtroopers. They famously hit at this point I like the fact that drone pops out That's like it. That's my only mile. Oh, look. It's like a chessboard to him strategy. Oh, wow. He's playing save He's playing xcom. Oh, this is so cool We have them. We have them. You're gonna lose. Ah, you'll fuck it up. Our side is short one messery So you can scan them out there, but you couldn't scan him before to find his location. Okay, whatever. I'll fuck you That was a mistake That was something. Yeah, I like seeing someone pull someone away from danger with the force. It was fun All right, so let's all shoot at once and yeah, it's over Ahsoka will start killing them from behind Stop shooting the crab people destroy them Wait, wait, wait. No, I don't know if he says wait. That doesn't You don't Don't you want to take us as prisoners as prisoners? Oh, it's such a meme. Everything's a meme No, everyone fire you heard of fire shoot you pull the triggers of your guns We even more reason to fire More reason to fire you didn't Oh, I've never seen worse combat sequences in any series ever I thought you didn't need any weapons, bro Also was your ally. Oh, that kind of doesn't ruin that. Yeah, the force gave him his gun. I guess you have rockets too damn Oh I feel like that just cancels out the whole fucking payoff. Why did you write him to avoid the lightsaber, but to accept the blaster? What the fuck recall the gunships call of the aerial pursuit Recall the gunships. There you go. We lost but actually it's a win Take the gun Acceptable loss On your gunship Thrown you're such a fucking smear What one might even call this first match with tanner a success what might call it a success This is good remember that time we flushed you're out. Oh good times You see the whole time all my goal was was to get everyone killed with our enemy distracted the cargo transfer is now almost complete They distracted. Oh, we we they were already they were distracted anyway All you did was send a bunch of people to die What was the point you got them reunited and now they're gonna make haste. Why didn't you just do nothing? Why didn't you just do nothing because he's a master technician rags master fucking technician. Thanos is a retard For nice not Thanos. Sorry I don't even know what i'm watching anymore. Oh, I guess never mind. I'm gonna forget about this guy with a gun Whatever she's so good and amazing and she has a lightsaber Oh So you're telling me shin was just standing there the whole fucking time. I mean the circle looks pleased with us Look, they have guns on the front. They have too bad too bad. Too bad. They don't work Surrender your weapon. Shit. Okay. This would be interesting I can help you. Oh, yeah Nothing can help this show What what? Jesus walks off I I mean, I guess that's what I would do Yeah, but they're supposed to stop it. I know I guess like I guess they just let her So it goes like nah, let her come back later and kill us It's just like Napoleon Bonaparte said never interrupt your enemy when they're doing what they need to be doing to save their own lives I thought you were dead. I thought you were dead. Yeah, you didn't look that way. You did not behave that way Oh, yeah, he smiles unhappy. Whoo Oh Look at that. This is the point of the episode where they reveal that some of the crab people have been horrifically murdered Yeah, I'm not a single fucking crab person killed. I knew it. He thought she was dead Clearly I was wrong Yeah, I love this clearly. I clearly I was wrong. She's fine. Oh, look you yang you you better laugh too everyone laugh Dude, even return to the Jedi of the bulls to show daddy walks Get home with it boobly boobly boobly boob. I don't I get it We need to see all of this all those CG artists needed to create all of that I think I might be going on after all. Can you please tell him what's happening show? This is like a children's cartoon show. It really is. It's like it's like it's literally like one shitty children's cartoon show Yeah, it's really shitty Nobody is upset with Sabine at all then. Nope. Nope. Nobody even remembers. We did it. I think these people have object permanence That was awful What is oh, what is the point of guns? What's the point of anything man? So Interestingly because I'm thinking about What I'd heard about this episode before watching it. I would say it like it's simultaneously a Loads of things happened and nothing happened because oh, yeah, what did we do? If you think of the chess board all the players all we did was move Ahsoka to the good guys Exactly over the 40 minutes. All that happened was Ahsoka reunited with Sabine Everything else happened in the middle. Yeah, every scene we saw if you think about it has no Significant consequences. We killed a bunch of stormtroopers. Who is Hera's off the hook. Yes. Yes, that's true That that that is something significant because that is fucking stupid and that's everything in her in her role in this season Has now just been absolved. That's so insane. Yeah catapulted Hera into Mon Mosma and Leia to damage both of them at the same time Yeah, that's really annoying. Thanks Dave. Yeah, that is. Yeah, that's exactly what happened Leia didn't even even have to be present and she did something that damages her character Mon Mosma barely in it something that damages her character We've got Hera being let off the hook, which is wild in that clown scene where no one behaved like a human being would actually behave I don't get it. If you have an understanding of storytelling, don't you realize that like consequences conflict and friction? Like an interesting thing has happened with Sabine. I think it's safe to say there is going to be nothing about Her making this choice. We're like, yeah, you made the right choice. Yeah, we've already moved into It's us versus them. We've got to stop them now and then I imagine that they won't though Because what the fuck would be the point in Thrawn not making it back to the Star Wars universe? Thrawn's making it back, which again that's on Sabine. She enabled it to happen without her She was instrumental. She was critical. She was the final point at which he could have been stopped permanently And uh, all of the all of the deaths that will follow on that and yeah, whatever Can we uh, we talk about absolutely how fucking embarrassingly shit Thrawn was He's swallowing the cyanide pill be about to shoot himself in the head. She's like, how is this a good thing? He's like, you see I have defeated my opponents because I am so great and fun and intelligent tell everybody I was great I am a grandad bro. I am a grandad I know the mines didn't have anything and then we lost fighters for no reason and then we lost stormtroopers for no reason And then you have the balls at the end to say, you know, this was kind of a success So this was basically a win What the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I think except hey, he's obliterated already. He's gone It's so funny because like a tiny win in a game you're getting smashed and he's like, yeah, okay We're in this it would be like him bragging because he got a death streak in modern warfare, too They call me final stand Yeah, uh As I suggested you could just use a fucking star destroy to destroy the fucking crabs They didn't even have the gunships use their guns. He had to say the word. He said the word gun ships It's a clever portmanteau of gun and ships and you can put it in you in the air above the people You're trying to shoot and then you go like The ones that land and then sitting there doing nothing It's um that it was a particular line that he said, uh, it's like in the second third Where he's talking about moving all the pieces together and he says if lord bailan proves capable We may yet win the day That's such a moment you get a shot of morgan el's best face rewind in the episode It was like i'm planning to obliterate isoka and then it was like I'll let isoka go her own way and then we will cut her off And then it was let isoka do whatever the hell she wants actually and let our men go in there and stop them And then the men were pulled out and then he's like, you know what we won It's like what what do you mean gradually across the whole episode? He was changing his like his actual intentions at first it was to just win and by the end of it It was like I wanted to lose actually losing is actually the ultimate victory. They wouldn't expect just fine time That was so awful strategy games called inevitability where if things are going your way if time goes on So like if your win condition is time, you don't have to do anything They just need fodder. So it's like, yeah, we'll get the bandits and they'll just be fodder to get killed off And then uh, yeah, we'll just bring in the stormtroopers and they're just Just revel in the like copious death of these stormtroopers I don't know why I rubbed me the wrong way because it seemed really indulgent because it's a waste of life It's a total waste of resources like you you have the gunships with the big fuck off cannons Yeah, the idea that he would not even land just just drops from the air and you have your fighters Especially since he's already aware that they're working with limited and like The idea that he would say that those are acceptable losses like come on It's copious the word for it. He's he's desperately trying to come across as though He knows what he's doing to his like his cheerleader who's like, oh great It's like a comedy beat where the inept villain like dr. Evil then you have number two being like dr Evil, why are we killing all of our own men? It's like well, actually we're actually winning because I Everybody's been kept busy Well that was a thing in star wars that was a thing in star wars remember Where the empire fucking killed themselves What was it called? Oh operation cinder. Oh, yeah That's a thing you say it is a joke, but they actually did that battlefront too where they they killed empire loyal planets The show just how mean they are. By the way, we've got another notch in the belt of lightsaber battle It was a worthless and mean nothing. You just ran away I can't believe she just ran away Ran away from bailing and then Ahsoka just ran away and you could just do that. You will not beat me. I don't have to Yeah, just run this is bothering me They didn't even buy any time If you think about what Ahsoka would have done She slowly made her way to Sabi. Well, I mean it relied them by what we saw it in real time Like 10 15 minutes And if anything it's now Galvanize them and forcing them to make haste because now they know that they're they've been found they're in danger And they're probably gonna get left behind the morale is definitely up on their side doubt on your side Run like all the stormtroopers died and our gunships didn't shoot a single shot. What's up with that, bro? Well, actually you see that was the strategic ammunition cost money Well, actually should be the beginning two words of every sentence from fraud Yeah, by the way, some of the worst visual effects I've got it or they be repeat it is so bad She looks like a buddy And I mean it was you know bad compositing really Unconvincing environments and the hermit crabs are not very convincing either of being real It all looks so awful. But I mean like the cg smoke looked really bad. I mean, it's gotta be again Can I just say though I crunched directly on cue because seven and eight are indeed where we said the most things will happen But it's also that that means it's the hardest to control for like a shitty writer and just good god the concentration of shit Yeah, I think this is the worst episode of the season There was too much Absolutely, I think it's no contest In a sense the absolute obliteration of any possibility of Thrawn being a worthwhile character, which is like Also, if we took it very seriously, I would expect at this point that they're trying to characterize Thrawn as a fraud Like This would be how you characterize a throw a fraud He's a phony or he's a faulty clone or something like that Yeah, it turns out that he's got under a lot of pressure. Everyone thinks he's amazing, but really he's not that good He got lucky a few times By the way, it would be a more interesting story If you have the show called Thrawn and it's him back in the galaxy And it's everybody gradually realizing that he's like a false prophet that he's not gonna save them But he'll link with that empire side would be really neat actually Imagine we have empire loyalist characters who have put all of this stock in Thrawn And they're slowly just having to come to realize that this is Yeah, it's just joe. Exactly. We saw Anakin again for no reason and we saw C-3PO. That's right. Oh, yeah, the C-3PO one was Painful it's like give me those member berries. No, that was really cool I don't know what they're trying to do But the new republic in all of the like Dave Filoni John Favreau stuff has been presented as like astoundingly incompetent and barely existent as like a government antagonistic Because you've got your renegade heroes who are gonna go out there and save the galaxy their own way by Like just by completely ignoring the new republic in jurisdiction and war Shouldn't they be presenting the new republic as like an institution as something that's worth preserving and bolstering? It just gets in the way of our heroes I'm so glad that Mon just tolerated Hera just flaunting perjury in her face Leia, you can't do this Hera. You can't do that. Like what do you get you guys? Stuff like this is what would destroy our civilization What that you can you have a government that says no and then you're just like yeah Well, we have members of our government who can just ignore all of the rules and kill people on reckless missions that for their own interests And then yeah, who get ignored who is who is accountable for the deaths of those two new republic soldiers who you know On the orders of one of their superiors went bravely into the abyss. Yep. What about them? That's it? Nobody no no justice nothing. That's it for them. Sorry guys. I don't know Sabine and Hera. I particularly dislike Yeah, Hera's been utterly butchered. She was okay in You mentioned that she was like the better character Yeah, she was easily the best character because she was completely tolerable. She was quite good and she had a few things going on She's a bit of an add-on in this season. Yeah, why is she here? It's way more about a soca and sabine I'm gonna left behind But I guess we just don't care about zeb. He gets a passing mention and Yeah, but he's a CGI character. So, you know, yeah, I guess Ezra's talking with Sabine about them both having received some Jedi training at the same time in the past and neither of them bring up They're dead master who trained both of them. They just don't care I guess when he had another big heroic sacrifice It's safe to say that if we had watched rebels this show would even there'd be even more Yes Okay infinitely more objections to register What how is it even possible? It's already hit the floor pretty much Like you're dependent on something and that's something that you're dependent on makes you worse I don't understand how can people watch this and be happy with it, you know, like this is ruining everything Everything that you wanted to see that it's ruining it. What's the point of being a fan? Like what what's the actual point when it takes a little advantage of storytelling as a fucking craft, isn't it? Yeah, the fights aren't good. The characters suck the entire tactic and the plot is garbage You know if we get past all of all of the all of that The spectacle isn't that interesting. Like if you want spectacle, just go watch like the star wars movies Look and watch and all he has and all has better spectacle and all has better This is the kind of thing that makes me wonder what do people like about star wars? What we saw They've attached their identity to the brand It was a shared thing from uh The star wars theory was someone said like why would you like this episode? All it was was Anakin lightsabers the force like it just swing swing blah blah blah and then he was like Are you asking me why I would like star wars? It was like It's that moment where you just you start to realize like oh, fuck I was in this because I really like the characters and the story It wasn't in it just because I really like the colors and the sort of the vibes I mean, I do like the vibes and I like the fights and I like the battles and and everything But yeah, it was the characters and then and themes. This is Character and themes and yeah, what the fuck is the theme of this season? Yeah, I'm not even sure I feel like Mando territory again Well, yeah, but it's difficult to even draw a bit of a theme right Mando is sort of opening up learning to connect with people And and be a hero. I don't I can't even imagine what Dave's statement on Sabine would be for this show The linear equivalent of heart attack It's just that it like waste as much of your time as it possibly can And I guess if this is the kind of thing you could point out and keep those subscriptions rolling in I mean star wars really is fucking doomed. It's driver We go now. I'm sad and Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I just think that they should have made the death stars out of whatever the fuck they made a soca ship out of Oh, yeah, then it would be indestructible and impervious to all dammit. Yeah To be one of those chasing fucking ships being like, what is the point? I can't why shoot? Cannons why bother we're gonna just fly into this bone fuck this when you're shooting at least they use the guns She just blocks everything. Yeah, what they're like. See what happens or it never happens on another wood planet It's gone somewhere. I know Hu Yang had it, right? Yeah, Hu Yang still has it. She'll have it next episode's beginning of it Yeah, so she can take it take it off immediately. Yep What the hell man? I'm not good at this Hard to believe got all those weeks ago. We started the a soca show and now here We are right before the last episode and it feels it feels like it was only yesterday that we started I feel like I've so little that I've been digesting. It feels like so much has been accomplished like uh Go from Mando season twos leave off of like, where is throne? You could literally have started this season with the crawl saying throne has returned And then you could have skipped a whole fucking season because obviously the end of the season will be thralled returning Then you've skipped a whole season of compelling storytelling. How do we be fair to this? It's like, okay? Okay, but like, you know, what would you actually have missed out on this like? On a soca going into the world between worlds, that's probably the most significant event that happened and even though That's the most significant event. I don't really know what we gained from it on Sabine saying that she misses Ezra Which damn that's kind of crazy, you know I would have gotten that yeah, that's the uh, hera just Highlighting the corruption in the republic and making use of it for herself. That's all we really got from the season Highlighting the corruption that she leveraged. Yes I asked and see three p o and to bail her out. Yeah, she didn't even know what was going on Either that she didn't know what was going on or they told her lies They were like Hey, this is a really good mission. It is really important that the the set are crazy and they don't let us do things So how stupid is that by the way? That means that Leia has no faith in the government like as it stands Government she helped create. Yep Like don't worry. I'll just overthrow them every time this shit comes up Which is funny because this ain't a fucking discord where you could just go like who's the head mod Can you have a power the lower level mods? Like there's a fucking government. What do you mean? We never would have met Bailin Unfortunately, though, we're not gonna be getting any more Ray Stevenson Bailin after this episode Ducks, there we are I mean, he was mildly interesting for You can still be like rescued for interesting. Yeah, he could be but I don't think he will exist day for lonely That a competent writer could do a lot of really neat stuff with but they're more interested in just jangling him There is the impression of something that could be interesting how they do with everything and wanting to think about interesting things And yeah, so as as rags said it's just like man We watched a season. I don't remember that By it absolutely you flew by we had so little calories in there that it feels like whales in the sky It didn't fly by it was incredibly boring and long While we were watching it it took forever But we have so little to like think about and chew on and digest that yeah Well, I don't like oh, there was nothing there. You don't retain any of it. It's all just oh, yeah Yeah, so I was thinking about something while I was watching the the efet tv Episodes how useful is that map? Did they actually need that? Don't they say in like episode five like oh, we send you visions and stuff Thank you for your guidance like what that was to him like tell it We're over here ish, and then she got the map to be specific. Why does the map exist? I don't know. I don't know. We never found out who made the fucking map who placed it in the stupid Zelda temple He must have been trapped and it seems like it's the same technology Witchcraft thing stuff that these witches are using How did that get over here the only way that it can be explained is that it is a map that tracks the star wales migration path Which is like a secretive thing even though people know about star whales except for the ones who don't but like I guess maybe the path the death of mere witches took to reach this galaxy because apparently they're from the other fucking galaxy I don't know without galaxies work. That doesn't really add up What's even their migration path is just where they go to die. That's what they say. They go to die Yeah, all right. Well, then it was apparently they chartered their migration path to death And they knew that apparently that they die there and it's also the same planet Her ancestors are from so why didn't they just say hey Tron is like totally with us, you know where the planet is right? You know the planet or she just knows about the planet, but doesn't know where it's all really weird And I hate it. It was kind of crazy in that episode We just saw in continuity that introduced this concept from the the witches that they can Individually track presumably a force user if not just anyone they can just track them pinpoint down to their like that laser Was pretty accurate I guess because the lasers they ended up firing based on the coordinates from that were like one to one with exactly Where a soca was like this thing where the witches are able to track someone wherever they may be down to an individual coordinate it's like That's interesting some other force user that you've been trying to To be fair rags. They've only had a decade. Okay, like It is only 10 years and really busy with all of the nothing on this planet It's insane and I saw someone else point this out and I was like, oh, that's kind of true How sad is it that we arrive and what do we see from thrones? It's like, well, it's his ship Like there's no outposts. There's no settlements There's no system set up to like make use of the resources on the planet or the surrounding area of like the solar system Wherever they are and he had 10 years He had a all the resources of the man on there and the and the star destroyer itself This could have been like a really dire situation that was made okay because of his leadership We saw nothing. They're basically just on pause, right? They were sent there pause much age them up in only their Uniforms and make like golden pieces into the star destroyer. It's it's the it's pretending as though it's a story again It's not really like actually the consequences of what would have happened And imagine like their loyalty to him was insanely strong because of the fact that he pulled him through the decade when they could easily have died You know, or if the planet was hostile if there were crazy shit going on on the planet Or if there was some sort of phenomenon or something. Um, it's the samurai Yeah, there's some like bandits from around orders. Yeah Yeah, they're running around but they seem pretty fucking worthless So they'd probably make a good match. You'd have thought I guess if you had 10 years that throne could have gotten them into his own sort of systems like like he Yeah, you know incorporated them. He's like join us. We're gonna go to another galaxy and conquer it Oh, he's like they could have done anything This is a planet that is the first time that we've been in another galaxy in star wars And it just it's just a bunch of boring rocks. Like it's the most dull uninteresting uninspired It could be Yeah, it's basically just like a slightly different even a planet that was literally just nothing but sand dunes In a way seems like it would be more foreign and alien than this world where it's just got like rocks and shrubs Kind of growing everywhere in a little river It's just a tundra planet and we got tundras on earth is rocks and hermit crab people So like little mascot dudes and then tuskens in a new coat of paint. Like that was the best pretty much Yeah, I mean look at um The shivering isles or or morrowind or all these crazy kinds of planets that exist in fiction right now That are clearly these otherworldly Strange and bizarre places like you go to these places and you know these games or like is that like felucia and uh You know previous star wars installments and you just you really do feel like you are in a galaxy far far away It's a totally different and alien world and this place is just like, I don't know Serbia Well, I think we were all on the same page that throne makes it back to regular land by the end of this Yeah, I guess Yeah, and and everyone's like, oh no throne is back even though he's been an incompetent retard for the last couple episodes So there's nothing about him that he's got begins to imply that he's intelligent One might even call this first match with tana a success Winning ISD and some guys that's his resources and which is he Usefully found on his travels here. I guess a lot of people included myself thought the bailing would die Uh in episode seven, but he was not only not dead He seems to have more things to do more things that imply he's probably gonna survive the season now Yeah, well, yeah, there's no time for him to be like secret final boss or whatever of this season So and I don't think maybe they had plans to bring him back in season two or something on his little own arcs going on But well, I guess that's not gonna happen. Of course. I doubt we'll get the shin back stab I just hope we get a decent chunk of him at least whatever he's up to so that we can You know even make it a good foundation for whatever we see him next But in any case, he's kind of the only thing I care about I just want to see more of what he's up to see see if it's any of any interest All right. Well asoka. What's happening with here? She's gonna be smug and wind around she might cross her arms a couple times and then Slightly smirk in a subtle way towards something We're gonna end with because we know that thrawn has to survive and make it back to normal land We're gonna end with her doing a you know smug happy contented smile while she folds her arms at the realization that everything She did not want to come to pass has happened Huh, isn't that a bitch like you said this will end badly quote-unquote, but they'll be like it's okay Yes. Yes. They're gonna be like this was this was a really good because we got Ezra or whatever when exactly the thing They set out to prevent has happened. Yeah, that's what's definitely not going to address that does this happen He's just gonna like oh, I'm glad to be back as he said I'll go back on the next adventure who she boss fight. No, she's gonna boss fight somebody. Uh, maybe the witches Oh, don't tell me we're getting like what's her name? Elsbeth round two If she was gonna boss fight the witches, it would be Elsbeth. Yeah, it wouldn't be the three We just beat the crap out of her in season two didn't she? Instead of like It's like the one reborn where the witches are just throwing projectiles in the background Oh, no, the fuck out of you like throwing toasters Is anything they could find your wrenches base toasters, of course They just throwing them. So yeah, I feel like that's probably on point. Uh, what about Sabine? She's gotta use the force. Yeah, the force has never happened. You're a jedi now High five. Well, how much force use the theory on Fringy's part was that Ezra will be in And she'll be like, oh geez. Oh, man. Oh god. And then she'll have to use the force for the first time ever That's probably on point. That's that's there's anything I even think of. What else would there be? I don't know. What about Ezra? What's he gonna be doing? Fuck it? Anything? Oh I'm just gonna heal jump around do force things. Probably not. I don't feel like Ezra is gonna be doing anything important I think he's just gonna start to be around be around one of our heroines Just gonna ride shotgun. He's like, uh, I'm here. Hello. I almost want to take that So I'm thinking and we'll be mentioned whatsoever like I mean sure The four of us are like, uh, yeah That guy is my favorite Ezra's former master Uh, Ezra and Sabine's former master. He was part of the rebels gang sacrificed himself and stuff Yeah, so if they talked about that whatsoever, I feel like we've covered it I don't know what else would happen because the other 35 minutes of the episode will just be nothing Oh, yeah, that's all gotta be white shots and look the fighting And lots of fighting it's kind of nuts because um, yeah, we really have wasted so much time And now we're kind of squished. There's nothing much to do So there's no tactical throne blunders because you can't do a lot of interesting things now You haven't done enough setup, but then again, he could just Star wars it and just have a bunch of crazy shit happen Remember Boba Fett where they're just like look a rancor. Look. It's bad bad Cain Cain bad Bane Cain Cain and then There's crazy robots with giant shields and oh look the robot cyborg people are spinning around. Oh, no the cantina exploded It's like, oh, wow. Look at all these crazy events Meanwhile in this I'm expecting like thrones like we're going to leave sood And then so because like no you won't and then he's like Orgadelle's bath you delay her while I escape and they do it all right Oh, no, I'm star destroyer Well, that's part of my plan. Ha ha ha. What's his name? Enoch? He like he like punches Ezra in the face and then start strangling him and Ezra's like Oh, geez if only I had a friend who wasn't too great with the force but good enough to save me and then Sabine's like Oh, my blasters have run out of ammo That's the second time that happened in all of star wars. Damn it. No, it was jamming and then yeah Then they they win but then they're like, oh, no through unescaped But at least we have each other hug and then Anakin waves in the background. He's like, hello I'm here to pick you up. I'm all I'm told me. You're here So fucking funny if he did just have on his belt some keys just a symbolic There you go. Do you get it? Do you get it? Do you think we're just leaving this this new galaxy setting? I guess Yeah, I think we're just leaving. We're just leaving. We won't be bad. I mean, it's really low effort. So you're probably right Uh, let's go Whoa drawn drawn Go get out of here get out of here. Move run at this show I will say uh, it's unfortunate that mon mothma didn't make it through the show without damage. It sucks She wasn't there so short as well Your visions guided me across the stars If morgan dies this episode, what a fucking waste of a just entity She's been in like a decent chunk of all of this and she got nothing Everyone of the in all these action scenes they all behave as if they know that they're invincible characters in a TV show No, and acts as if they're actually in danger. Yeah, one of the people are about to shoot them One of this bomb bomb and so many kind they're all just chill. Oh, here we go. They showed this Would you show that? Why would they have the stairs? Why did they put that in the previous They're really probably the guy who edited it was like, oh, this will be funny Pull this back in. It's just called magic. Yeah, but with a ck, right magic. That means it's different magic It's just funny because a lot of people would Try and explain the force to people who haven't You know heard or seen of it before as a magic system and then they're like, also, there's a magic system Why is the helmet of the dust guy in here? Who gives a shit about dust guy? Yeah, what was even the dust guy was just like around Can I just I mean they put a sink in before so I feel like dust guy Still got the finger up the butt man must have taken forever to paint that fucker Yeah, jeez. How do they even do that? I don't know. Why would they waste any time doing it? This cargo transfer has been what's delaying them. The cargo has ended up on the star destroyer. Where was it? Yeah behind that pillow over there. Was it on this little thing? And it's like Why wasn't it on the star destroyer anyway? And there's a staircase that goes down. I guess they just empty the whole Dollar He's just something he wants tie fighters to block their ship Dispatch two tie fighters if they find their mark tell them to engage What can you make up your mind? Yeah, do you want the what are you trying to lie to me? You try to kill them. Do you not care what they're doing? What's what's the deal? No, she's staring at him Even I feel victim to the Heroics of a single Jedi would you describe this heroics? Never again. Never again. Never again, huh? We'll see our alliance has proven to be quite Beneficial, would you like to join our membership program? Why are they grateful? What would they do even before? How do they benefit? Are they getting some out of all this eventually? Maybe give him a really good recipe for Is she gonna get a ball? Oh, are they gonna witch it? Are they gonna give her a ball? Are you gonna bait her? It's the balance patch. She's gonna get in front of the ball club The gift of shadows Shadows I don't know. She's like could I could use just be a little more specific. Can you say what that means? They're like, no I don't want to end up talking for the rest of my life with an echo Thrawn in a background spice like this is funny. Yeah, the throw is like you guys the cosplay stuff is a little much But that's okay. Yeah, let it get he is a blue bad. So Yeah, we're gonna get you a lovely red outfit. No, it's fine. We have lots of time. We have so much time No problem. Yeah, I know this doesn't take fucking 10 minutes I assume the the red outfit rice just comes with whatever she's about to do. It'll just appear Oh god the loud Like what's this? Oh boy, he's got a black eye All right, all right, we're gonna be black now. Is it more of these people? Is there only those three? Well four? No Here is your ball. Don't lose it, please. I was gonna say where's the ball? Give her a ball Yeah, she gets a ball. Give her a ball. Fuck her ball. Little gift bag in this bowl You'll also find some handy soaps Little pin a few towels badge the t-shirt shall arrive after you've seen the tailor Oh, no, what's happening now? What the fuck was this? What are we doing? This necromancy? What is happening? You think it's a sword? Oh my god, it is Why don't you get a sword? No, it's a ball. I don't want a sword. Yeah, make her hit ball. Where's her ball? What the fuck? Oh the blade of Talzin. What's that? Theo, tell us. Mother Talzin was the leader of the night sister peoples in the real galaxy. He's the one who fixed them all Yeah, they create a sword. They summoned the fucking plus three sword of jedi slaying. What would be made of fucking beska? So, yeah, she's definitely boss fighter. It's okay. Yeah, okay. It's on fire, dude Green Now what should be made of beska you always gonna deflect light sabers Everything's fucking deflected. How many time fighters do I see that? Do they'll be so funny if the first clash of that sword and the lightsaber and the sword just breaks and she's like, oh That's six minutes done. This is like an old shitty story. That was six minutes. Holy fuck. You're right. Yep chunks of the episode Oh Ew, Dave stop it stop it I think I I hate the episode names for this show more than any any other. Yeah, it's like actual children's show names What are you doing? I was just written by a child. Why are they flying directly above? I don't know. Hey guys, we're here just in case you needed to find us a fucking point Yeah, why none of you guys get exploded And even go that slow Where are they going? Why are we even? I don't know. What is their plan? Are they just going back to the ship to try and get on the eye of what's it called? What do you know? Is he building a lightsaber? Yes. Yes. Look at him. How can you build a lightsaber? You need a fiber gristlete bit, right? So I could just have a bunch of them. No way. Why did he Look, they're not going to work. What are you talking about? The blade emitter is too narrow Oh, so was he bullshitting when he said he didn't need a lightsaber? He really really wants one But he's making one soka wants us to go after drawn as soon as we're ready. I thought you didn't need a light caber No The force is my ally That's all I need. Why did they put that in there if they're just going to counter it twice significantly the logic? I think he was saying it's like, yeah, it's it's yours to be in therefore. I need a new one Yeah, that's what he should have said then instead of I don't need one. I just need the force That's he's he's He was my master Oh, there it is. Oh my god There you go, you mentioned The first time he's been mentioned Ezra, tell him to not be so fucking smart and it's all her fault Tell me everything I know Right. Thanks for the recap. Yeah. Yeah, that's because this is all you're gonna get guys surface level. That's it And I taught him how to build a lightsaber What? Just to mention that he exists Oh, by the way, can you see the shirt he's wearing apparently his shirt is made of storm trooper dog tags Excuse me That's fucking savage, dude. It seems a little bit weird. Yeah Urgency why are we so slow? Why are we talking get thrown? He might be gone as far as you know Yeah, you'd think something urgent was happening with how rushed everyone is right now, wouldn't you? Yeah, everyone's really kind of chill for what does that look meant to mean? I don't know. I don't know any of these fucking my off-screen master student relationship with Ahsoka really was challenging, huh? Yeah Didn't show us much of that at all. Let me just imply it. It's funny because if you think about it, they spent most of the season separated Oh boy, that was the perfectly Is Ahsoka just flying around with all of these lightsaber parts and obviously the lightsaber technician? Wouldn't Luke be kind of You'd think Luke would care about that, but Luke, you know, he's just fucking busy Drinking the milk Wow, oh, well, I guess he just had a Ahsoka ever teach you how to Oh, she's gone Careful What happened between those two good questions give us a recap not much at all really Both of them thought each other were dead. I didn't really care. I got you actually give the recap Fuck off after what happened on Madalore. This is the last episode by the way. Yeah Purged the entire surface of the planet killing hundreds of thousands It was only hundreds of thousands of mandaloreans on the entire planet Ahsoka felt that if Sabine unlocked her potential She would become dangerous. Oh my god. She's gonna be the next Vader would be a dangerous. Did we land? Oh god, do we have to do this? I feel like these two scenes suck every time we get them. Oh, fuck Why are you giving me bailing? It's been ages. Fucking hurry up. What are you doing? This is the finale Why are we going so slow? You need to not be around these little crabs. Anyway, you're just drawing attention Yeah, why can't we let the crabs go let them live their lives so you know I do Exchange more than three words at a time, please you're asking a bit much. We oh wow. Look at that stunt Yeah, it was like fucking raw rice one grain at a time. I never thought I'd see him again We might not have had your chosen differently. Yeah, we know all of this Yes, thank you. If you had done different things things that are different would have happened. Thank you master She really wanted to see us again. She said sorry. Oh my god Ah, to what at the time? And that's it. She's sorry. That's the scene done. That's the punishment she got. I'm sorry. I know Over the years I've made my share of difficult choices This shouldn't have been a difficult choice Well, she should be explaining to her exactly how heavy the choice was and how much of a stake it was Yeah, none of them seem to care about throne anymore often. No one understood my reasons What are we even talking about in this conversation? Anakin, like what's the point of this conversation? Yes, that is Yeah, no the upper master Anakin always Stood by me. What about that time? No, he didn't stand by you at all You when you defected from the order or the tack of the clothes or revenge of the sith you would even They Yeah, you vader. Yeah, one would even think that he this is all retconned bullshit that you might think that No matter what happens next I'm going to be there for you Okay Wow It's so good that they built them up so well that I cared so much about her saying that you know action scene somebody attack them Have you kept up with your training? Okay, so that's the end. That's no conflict Well, and kept up with your training. That's that's it for Sabine's punishment for all of her actions, by the way Who's saying I'm sorry. Yeah, it's fine. I wait till people die from memory They keep like conflating as though her rationale was like altruistic, but it was really like self-serving It was incredibly selfish when they're like, oh, you know, it's a difficult choice And it's hard to tell like which path is correct. No, you made a choice That's very specifically the thing that you wanted but not the thing that was necessarily the best for everybody train your mind Train your body. What does that mean? How do I do that trust? And the force trust in the force I hate Jedi wisdom. I want to see sith training. Let's go just finished Oh, yes, they're getting attacked. Okay Just bottom down with these sabers. They're fucking two fight tie fight. Oh, what's the point? Your guns don't do anything They wait, do you just do something? Oh, it did do something Wait, this Like two shots. They've almost destroyed the whole ship. What the fuck send two tie fighters, by the way Whatever blasts you have on those ships. You need to put it on all of them. Oh my god They've almost destroyed the ship. What was who yang doing? Don't know nothing. Oh, whatever Yeah, okay, man, it doesn't look like maybe this is why you don't by the way That is that is a significant amount of force power that remember yoda struggled to lift the boulders Yeah, but remember vado grabbed the whole ship and pulled it to the ground No, that was that was in a shitty fanfic show that we don't count Don't make a short burst out of the engines that way more than any more than any Why did you sound like that? It's over if those blasters could why are they missing so hard? Did you see that you can't hear you have like reasonably good targeting system? What's gonna happen here move out of the way Oh for fuck's sake Say I hope you blow up That was the most obvious thing ever like why they would even go that fast Why didn't they move out of the way? Fucks now. I guess so you're just Unless the cameras on them. I guess that the reason they've done this The fighters did anything even if they got I can't believe that they were so powerful compared to every other ship We've seen so far how inconsistent They were chasing by the five little fighters in space for ages and I got hit an insane amount of time Remember their integrity was down to like 10 after an hour of being shot. Fuck off Got him Is this meant to be a quirky comedy moment that you destroyed the ship? Yeah, and several of the ships have been choked up as well Yeah, not on die because no nobody has balls. No not happening. Sorry to state the obvious This is gonna slow us down a bit. God. I hate how little they actually seem to care You were traveling at walking speed anyway Only if we let it What do you mean only if we let it? Only if we let it, what do you mean? Now you don't If you get something out of your ass Okay, I'm seriously confused if they were heading to Thrawn Why were they taking the fucking crab people with them? We're 15 minutes through Uh, you know, we need a militia They're stuck here Successful strike on the shuttle, but you don't know what happened to the shuttle The successful strike on the Jedi shuttle was reported before we lost contact with the flight group An acceptable outcome Really? Stop you Stop it You lost two people No successful You they suck man All you had to do was just fly around and pew pew him from a distance And you managed to get rammed by the ship Assuming the Jedi ship is downed He just said assume it's downed How can you assume it's downed? You have no information on that All you got was a report that they attacked it We should prepare for a ground assault What? How can you know that? Why? You can't know that Leave Just get on your ship and leave Leave He should have left episodes ago But there's no way he can know that that ship is out of commission He can't know that Where did you get these creatures from? Anyways, they're on their way to try and stop us from this Nothing they can really do So let's prepare for a ground assault Where did you get these from? That's Hu Yang Okay He's trying to fix the ship I guess those crap people just hang out They can repair this? Why? Yeah, fuck it, why not? Well, because we need to get it back up and run in by the end of the episode Which is another reason why Thrawn is wrong How the fuck can- Leave Oh god Like look at your ship How do they- What do they do anything to you if you just get on the ship? Blessing and the great mothers shall protect you in battle against the Jedi How are you gonna protect them against Jedi? What was that blessing in the last battle? I'm sorry, we are actually sending a whole squad now I thought we weren't getting involved Thrawn Volunteers Yes I don't understand No, you have an army You don't need volunteers Yeah That we're not aware of That they're gonna get left behind I guess Wow They- there's no point This is so fucking dumb He can't decide on what he actually wants to do You don't have to do anything If you just leave Just leave Yeah, because even if you believe fully their ship is downed What does it matter now? They're fucked On- on your way that you're leaving You could just swing by and blow them up from the start Honestly, how long is that gonna take them to get there? Miles That looks huge, like the distance there I'm doing the best I can However, I cannot promise anything No, I'm sure you'll fix it right when they need it fixed That's so funny Man, that was hilarious I hope you don't have a heart attack Even once they get there How do they get up fucking Isengard over there? This is absurd This whole thing is insane Everyone's being retarded Thrawn found this place Woke up the witches, rebuilt the starship You woke up the witches Woke up the witches? What? What were they doing sleeping? Don't say that Like, we know what that means Like, what- what is- Do you woke up the witches? Try the front door No worries, he's gonna lose it They just like invented another one of these things for them to ride Maybe it was on- oh yeah, that's right Where were they before? They just- Maybe as for just animal handling off-screen Rain Hellfire upon them Somehow I feel like you're gonna miss every single shot There'll be no negotiating with the apprentice of Anakin Skywalker God, you switch your plans constantly It'll be so annoying to work for Thrawn Don't you have to attach that during the loading up phase? Yeah, see, you just- Back in the just here There's one TIE fighter would blow them up Yeah, it would be easy They're going on horses They're so bad The visual effects Instead of one TIE fighter, how about a fucking Star Destroyer? Let's see if it does anything It's over It's over It's done It's over Damn, they're all missing, that's crazy They're all gonna keep missing, why not? This is really intense, you guys How do you make these scenes a not-thing for a second? Like, this is pretty fucking stupid, huh? What are we doing now? She doesn't have the force, we established this Oh, I guess she- What are they trying to do? Open the door? What? Are they trying to lift the door? Why are they not getting- Look, he was getting frustrated at the plot armor as well This is so stupid That's amazing They're just like- Wow Yeah, okay This is so shit Why even bother, man? Oh, okay Come on You guys see, look at him, he's like This is unfair Yeah, the universe is inspiring against him Dispatch the night troopers The night- The night troopers, that's what they're called The new variant of the stormtroopers of the night troopers What are those- You don't have time for dramatic pauses anymore, dude He needs to just leave What's going on? Oh, for fuck's sake, here we go Damn Look at her waving the fucking glow sticks around Oh, it looks so crap Yeah Shot so blandly Yeah, look at how slow it is to- You're stopping all of them How good are you exactly? How did- This feel so video game-y Yeah Yeah, don't worry, she's got Basker And they don't hit her anywhere else Why? God, this sucks ass This is so shit There's so many, you don't need to imprecise them Just fucking- Why are you moving closer? Why are you moving closer? No, they have lightsabers Don't move closer God damn Just go right ahead and indulge in this, like, massive loss of human life Go on Mm-hmm God Aw, so cool How epic what it was Do you see those two people die? Oh, that was- See your fucking smirk one more time I'm gonna fucking throw up Okay, what's- What's the- What's the problem? Oh, what are you doing? Wait, what are they doing? Chanting Are they like- Are they- Are they putting a curse on a sucker? Yeah, maybe they're gonna give it a hoax Like they did dooku They said they'd protect the stormtroopers from the Jedi Blessing and the great mothers shall protect you in battle against the Jedi Good fucking job Yeah, nice one Okay Could've- I would rather have some shields Oh my god, no George, no Okay, no You've been fighting zombies Where the hell are you? No, no, no So one of the greatest fucking weapons in fantasy that you could ever have against a zombie is probably a lightsaber Like that's just going to wreck the zombies Yeah, this is gonna go great, fellas What the hell do you think they're gonna do against three Jedi? Unfold your arms No They're just zombies, they're worse They are statistically worse than a stormtrooper Yeah, lightsabers, just chop them all in a bit Yeah, no This is new One slice in half and they're done Why are you quipping? And they still go down with a blast, okay Yeah, but they're shittier They're way shittier now Yeah, just kill them all What are you worried about? Oh, they're not gone Look at the sun because she's not even bothering Yeah, they're gone I can't believe we're doing zombie stormtroopers What the fuck is wrong with you? Wait, is armor working? Is armor working against blaster shot? I think this is because they're zombies, rags I'm not sure Dumb as fuck Wait, how are we here now? I'll just kill them Am I dreaming? This is actually happening right now Yeah, zombie stormtroopers Yeah, zombie stormtroopers This is like, this is embarrassing This is so shit Chop them into tiny pieces with your lightsabers Oh no, a surprise Stealth zombie Look out, Ezra You can't do anything You have a lightsaber, man And what's he gonna do? The fuck is happening? Lightsaber? Well, just get closer Go closer Yeah, he could use the force Why does everyone suck ass? God damn, man How are you able to block lightsaber blaster belts if you don't have the force? You can't do that with human I always thought that was a Jedi bonus Yeah, not just do it generally There's no fucking way that an actual human could have that kind of precision She's been training What's your excuse? I missed you We're quipping again We're cropping, fuck sake We feel funny Are we gonna talk about what's happened? No, okay, let's go Off we go Imagine Thrawn's ship is just in the sky You know, something like this Oh my god, it's so close now The tension is so high The Jedi are advancing swiftly They make an onboard the ship Which would be problematic Oh no, you're gonna have to stop it yourself Well, maybe if you would have left Seven episodes ago You're gonna stop it with your green sword We require a little more time Yeah, uh-huh Yeah, take your time, man I don't understand why you haven't just left ages ago Yeah The engines should probably just be on Right now So they can all hop on And get out of there immediately Is he saying you're gonna have to die? Stay behind at least Stay behind Seems really sad about it Well, Rip, you have to stay on this planet One way or the other Come on, you knock, let's go This is why you made me one So that you didn't have to do it Yeah, the three of them are like So this is awkward, but bye Okay, bye We left some M&Ms in the fridge We're with you in spirit or something Yeah, anyways, see ya Okay You're against three people with blasters and lightsabers Oh, sure You'll use all of them So you use magic or something He's got the stupid loop of gloopy powers What? Excuse me? Wait, are these zombies or not? What the fuck? They're zombies, but they can also like rig explosives Okay, these guys are not zombies, right? They would just fall in here again Oh, there you go That'll fall down for a little bit I like how that works every time They're still so big This feels like a fucking doxel's level This is a serious... Yeah Okay, all three of you use your force and capture against the walls Stay together, remember? You must stop throwing The time you're going to take to talk about How whether or not you should be together You could have just killed her All three of you go Kill her Why separate? What would be the point? Well, no, you can't go She's blocking the door, right? Just kill her All three of you would quickly... Ahsoka's going to have to do her For like 10 minutes As opposed to the three of you just killing her Nah, it's all been building to this You know, this 1v1 Oh, she's letting them go? But I thought she's on the top end Yeah, she's already failed in one task It's going to stalling it off She let them go through So that she could stop one What are you doing? What are you doing with your sword? Yeah, okay All right, it just blocks the lightsabers So this whole fight is going to be Asoka forgetting She has two lightsabers, right? Yep She's going to keep blocking them both against the sword How is the sword... Nah, is it a bit... She's just forgetting she has a second lightsaber I will say that little sequence is better Than anything this show's done before Macariography But it's still not acceptable My eyes are just sort of glazing over Well, Asoka's not using a fucking second lightsaber Ever What's the point of having two? Oh, what is this? Oh, no, two of them Oh, no, these two will be... What do we do? We use Swarm's groupers instead of 15 Like we fought before These are mini-boss lands Oh, well, there you go That was easy What? That looked like a really decent way in How did he do that? Are they robots or something? I saved his shit, I guess I thought the lightsaber went through him How did he do that? Is he already a zombie? Why would he already be a zombie? Because he wasn't dead yet It's just a natural progression of being stabbed by lightsabers It just doesn't do anything anymore Yeah, we started out Why was he... And it was one where it kills people And now we're here Our course is locked in, Grand Admiral Why wasn't your course locked in already? Well, it's over It's over The only thing that delayed them in the first place Was getting those stupid bodies on board I don't know why that wasn't done in the first place What the f... What is... Wait, what is he? Are you dusted? Oh, there you go Oh, there goes the helmet off You need a f... Oh, you dropped the lightsaber He isn't a zombie What the f... is this guy? Oh, here it comes The force moment Oh, the force Yep, here we go What? The two of us... You have the force, Ezra Use the force Yeah, push him off the platform That was like a whole thing earlier Oh my god, it's a stormtrooper Use the force Any moment now Yeah, here it is Okay It would be so great if this didn't work If it just... I'm gonna give him points if this doesn't work It's gonna... Yeah, here we go Yeah Wow, fuck it Okay, so it's her life in danger But yeah, still Oh, he just remembered he couldn't do that as well, apparently Yeah, they both remembered that they have abilities And then we won Yeah Oh, no, they're coming Here they come That one took him a lot longer, though Yeah, I don't know why Oh, they're gonna use the force to get on there, how though? You could have him throw here And then him jump up with the force He's maybe... I don't know if I can know I don't know if they're allowed to do that What was that? That exchange was awful The weird standing jumping Oh, look at that scenario where it should have just died It's losses in range Why did you stop attacking? Dude, she's moving into phase two Like, you can see the animation She was like Musical change coming The sword gets twice as long Yeah, no, just shoot Why not? You can't make that jump Okay, man Lightsabers aren't out, if you just shoot No, I push you first and you pull me across You don't have the force really at all You kind of move a lightsaber out Yeah, you can move like a thimble But you can't move a person There's no way That there's... This is volu... This is madness Not that far Not... This is insane Yeah, dude, you could just... You could just... Don't do this, you could die Like, why would you do this? No, this is... Shit, we gotta go see if our ship is... No way He's gonna make it, obviously But he would die Like, this wouldn't work Yeah, this is... It's way too late Look how fucking far the distance is And do you need your lightsaber out Oh, wow Yeah, that's not even close How does it... How? How? What the fuck? Okay, okay Yeah, no How? Good No, he made it Yeah, he didn't Yeah, they're making it funny Oh, she just unlocked the force now So fucking crap You know what? I'm gonna go out and say... I'll take that prediction I'll take... I think we've been right on mostly everything Holy shit, I just realized We haven't seen Baelin at all Oh my god It's a big! No, she'll stay behind Because remember she said We need to stay together And we'll watch shit That's the theme of this season at this point You gotta stay... Oh, that's like a... All right I'm actually happy about that Yeah Fuck your second lightsaber She's not gonna lose though Why are they just standing around? I don't know You can shoot her in the back right now Boss fight right now They're not allowed Yeah, you can't see it But there's actually a fault range all around Stop kicking people with lightsabers Do something Oh no, the ship is rumbling All friends are dead And you will die here alone No, Sabine's here Not alone Fucking hell Boring What an epic line How did nobody see her? She was just standing right there What the fuck? Why are you walking around? You don't need to walk around You have a direct... You don't even need to go... Oh god This sucks ass So shit She's just swiping Where are the zombies now? Okay Why are they dying now? Sabine's just the most Awesomeest, coolest person ever That's so amazing What the fuck was that? Oh, backhanded This sucks With collaborative role See, you've lost all your stormtroopers You're alone now No, actually, you'll die here alone You don't even have your zombie friends Just kill her It's obviously she's fucking long Yeah, there you go I can't get over it This person is the final boss Uh-huh That's it, bro How shit, man What the fuck? And she's gone and we cut away Not like one second after she drops That's great Morgan is dead She has done what was required Well, she got slashed in her belly She might be okay for a little while But you didn't get stabbed Slashing is worse Yeah, slashing is way worse than stabbing Oh, there's still some stormtroopers Like, I'm alive, still There we go Do you want to get out of sight, Ezra? Nah Also, he's very lucky There was only two stormtroopers here, by the way She wasn't even looking, man She wasn't even looking See, like, we went from zero to 60 Stop whippin' I feel like we're powers You suck You suck As if you give a shit about your helmet God, these fucking characters are so overpowered Shoot, why are you running after them when you could shoot? Yes Have the main batteries talking to the fortress for one moment Affirmative Grand Admiral Well, that didn't work last time Why would it work this time? No, you don't understand, Fringy He's always been successful Every plan has been successful All part of the plan or something Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew I'm sure you'll be fine It's gonna be you yang Yeah, who yang? Oh, the gunner bummer hitting the sun Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah No, there's just ultis Whoa, whoa, whoa, where did you go? Oh, there you are Never seen this That looks really bad How did the scanners not pick up the ship? Why couldn't he take out that ship? Come on, throw it What, what, your bombardment took out the platform But not this ship? Okay, that's fine That's fine Should we shoot the ship that has a scope on it? No, no, the fortress It's out of the scope or something on it Should we shoot the ship? I mean, we can do anything, so who cares? It's like two gaggle fucking groups of losers And I don't care if they're on the shambles Where's the bailing, man? By Shin and Bayley Is the splither boom here? Nothing, nothing this episode He has bailings stuck here Are we at, yeah, I guess he's on his little quest Oh, did they get there so fast? That's so far away Shut up Okay It's an Imperial Star Destroyer You're fucked It'll just destroy you Just leave, man We are tracking the Jedi shuttle It is closing Open the channel, please Why? No, you said you weren't negotiating Blow it up with your hands Yeah, why aren't they shooting right now? Both of them Allow me to commend you on your efforts today Oh, fuck off I regret we haven't met face to face And perhaps now we never shall Perhaps now we never shall I know you because I knew you're master Shut up, you're only referencing it on the surface You never say anything interesting I concluded your strategies would be similar Yeah, stop coping One wonders just how similar you might become Oh, how similar you might become She might become Vader Remember that's what episode five was about Apparently Perhaps this is where Ronin, such as you, belongs Ronin Wait, why would he know that word? Why would that word be in this universe? What doesn't exist? Fucking weeb You keep saying the victory is yours I don't believe you Yeah, you like samurai films Long live the empire Oh Long live the empire So funny too, because it's just It doesn't fucking matter They'll see you in season two Don't worry, they'll be back Yeah Yeah Ship howling It sounds like they're making it go Okay Sabine, you made this happen Yeah, good job I don't even know if they're gonna acknowledge that You didn't know what it is I don't know I guess I gotta go Fucking crabs, man Can we not hit your ride on a space whale back? Yeah, I got all the whales ride to come back When one comes back to die Just like, hey, before you die Can you give me a lift? Genuinely, I think we only have time now for the aftermath scenes Just like a shot of Hera hugging someone And then a shot of these two smiling at each other And then a shot, you know, like, just for everybody Why are they smiling? Why are you smiling? It's what Theo says They're just smiling because it's the end of the season We did it Even though this was a catastrophe Everything went wrong So you guys don't speak these things language, by the way No If you think of like square one Was everybody was in the Star Wars galaxy And then square two was Ezra Sacrifices himself to put Thrawn away from the galaxy Square three is Well now you've got Ahsoka and Sabine Are in that faraway galaxy While Ezra and Thrawn are back Like so we just lost Bad trade Yeah, very bad trade Which is funny because all of it was losses on Thrawn's part But it led to his victory at the end Owl Oh, that's fucking mortis All right That is Force Avatar of the light side Oh for fuck's sake An owl Earth Owl Oh, who's this? Oh, Shin, that's something Ah, it follows Ahsoka and Shin What's she up to? She's gonna hang out with the bandits Going her own way Did Baelin kill all the bandits or something? Okay Yeah 12 They're like what? I guess she just wants to be the leader or something I don't know Oh Oh, hello No, there he is He's on a finger He's on the rings They're doing Lord of the Rings Yeah, this is Lord of the Rings A soul lord of the rings Holy fuck Oh, fuck All mortis bullshit No That's the father and that's the brother The father is balance and the brother is um The dark side None of that's real Shut up I'm sorry Yeah, you know Was he looking at Mordor? Yeah, he's gonna destroy the ring Fucking hell, man I'm so tired, David Why'd you do this to me? The big Star Destroyer just gets shot down immediately He's like, oh my god, superior Star Destroyer, kill it Imagine if the fleet was still here Ah Approaching Dathomir, we're in that room Oh, they do end up at Dathomir As I said in episode one This is exciting Oh, they're making a zombie army That's these are all their dead people No, you're right They're making a zombie army Oh, no But zombies are shit though You're so right Do they not know zombies are shit? The two black armor ones were pretty good But because of their armor Not because they were zombies I think they could survive the lightsaber thing To the body No, you just have to slash instead of poke Don't tell me Ezra stole one of those ships And now he's here We're just letting the sting land, by the way Yeah, his hair is probably one scene There's no hailing Yeah, we're just gonna let it land and have a pistol out Should they know it's Ezra straight away? He would have said Yeah Why is he still in troupe armor? What are you doing? He stole us Yeah, why did I take that off? How is this happening? How could this scene be happening? Oh, but Chotha knows, doesn't he? He knows But that doesn't- What? Why is he fucking with them? Why is it what's the theatrics? Why did you come out with your helmet on? Why didn't he hail ahead? Say it's me, it's Ezra Don't shoot Yeah, see, he knows This is dumb as fuck Stupid Oh my god, Ezra I wonder if the rest of them don't even know who he is Why are the rest of you putting your guns down? You don't know who that is Ezra? I joined the Empire God, this is a crazy fucking season of people Just not being able to understand who the fuck these characters are Like the average audience member Yeah, I guess like these two require no prior Or something Yeah, they were part of the original Rebels gang Hey, where's my other friends? Hey, Hera, do you ever put those goggles on? Ever No, no So these guys are just hanging out with these guys? Yep, just hanging out Because then, yeah, you're stuck, you're trapped You think they're going to take up the crap people's habit of lying down in the dirt and doing nothing? I kind of hope so You mean like being dead? I hope so Yeah, maybe Okay, so they definitely want a season two This isn't like a mini series then They want another one Well, nothing normal for one Really, nothing happened They must need a season two Well, what the fuck we do it? Well, all these setups right of, you know, the mortis stuff And these guys here and, you know, everybody's split up and thrown back Yeah, I guess, yeah, they want another season Yeah, because this on its own sucks ass And I don't know why anyone would want Like this is the skippable season if there were several I think that's the kind of thing that people start to notice in retrospect Once it's done and there's no mystery left And you've seen it all play out Then you start to realize just how little was accomplished Yeah If anything, progress was reversed You did well Thrawn got away Ezra got home Oh, fuck off I'm honest, okay One person got home and two people got stuck Plus Thrawn's back So she's cool You don't even know because he was stowing away on the ISD So maybe he got caught and killed Yeah, he could be dead I guess they would have felt it in the Forster Theos They know Ah, yeah, right, not bad Throw another galaxy Ezra is where he needs to be Potentially six feet under Right Ezra is where he needs to be And so are we Right, because she saw the owl So she knows that this is where she needs to be Yeah, I guess so Cap it off with Anakin watching down from above or something Like Slaquids to Mufasa Yeah Yeah, Mufasa It's time to remember who you are You suck Remember, you suck Oh, what's that in the sky there? It looks like a Christian-shaped cloud Cloud I'm so bored Just end Give me the credits Just end Go away So I can go take a nap I felt like I felt like what? That was a weird cut Nothing Speak Oh, okay, thank you I'm just wasting up time Hopeful music plays Wait, come on Hold your arms and smile Fucking do it Uh-huh You know, this is just, just, you know, carry on I mean, just Right Hey, use up that film That's okay Make your time Wow, he showed a lot of restraint Not having a folder out It was kidding I was kidding Fuck, mate Bro Fuck off, man Fuck off Come on, Vader The other four ghosts They don't care Geez One of Yoda are busy playing cards What an absolute piece of fucking trash That was it That's it What a shit show of a season That's, I can't believe it That's, he finally got a season of his own Real show And that was fucking shit And what was more painful God damn, that was bad It was struggling compared to Boba Fett and Mando And like the entertainment factor Because it was so thin Like, there was so little Mando was so thin Mando was way more entertaining than this And of what they had happened It was crap What a totally deaf season Yeah Tell them Yeah, I know what it's actually presenting It's so fucking infuriating See them smirking Ezra is where he needs to be And so are we Ha ha ha, Yoda dwells Like no Two people die because of you You're on where we need to be We're on his back And he's apparently very dangerous Somehow, I still don't know how Yeah, somehow I guess he's building a zombie on you Fucking zombie What are we doing? What year is it? That's actually They're gonna have their big Mando movie Where like the way that the Empire Is gonna revive itself as well Through zombies Which you know, it feels kind of Fitting, doesn't it? Thematically for Star Wars Yeah It's like reviving this corpse And just having it parade around Like to try it With some greater will You know Oh, we've had easy Anakin was in this episode The previous one And like seriously Yeah, they got a lot out of him Wow Not a lot Not a lot, but a lot compared Yeah Look, computer expectation It's so funny, by the way, if Future me had been like Hey, you know, you want to see Balan, right? You want to see a bunch of scenes with him He won't have any dialogue I'd be like, good God, are we gonna see it? And he's like, no You're just gonna see him on a statue looking Everyone forgot that he and Shin exist No one cares Well, they're off on their own adventures That are gonna be further developed In season two, I guess Showdowns Star Wars story More, what, more stuff Exciting Dude Please no This is so crap I like how it's just, you know It's kind of hard to pick which lane to go with First off, man, like just the action scenes are horrendous The action scenes and the combat in this show Are like an excellent Maybe the best example of how awful For a series called Star Wars It would be nice if we had something resembling Tactics and equipment And the war The interesting thing is something that they used to do They had armies fight other armies But now it's like more like Marvel Where it's your big superheroes Just plowing through like a billion people And grand, you know, strategy or tactics Or things played out on a large scale It's like simultaneously large scale While hyper condensed and small scale Because you only got like three heroes in the mix Whenever I see the bad guys doing something I know they're not going to do it In the way that you'd expect It's like, oh Two high fighters can't take down this ship That doesn't even have like guns You know All right, all right, yeah But when you recount all of the things that happened Sabine flew her ship into two high fighters To blow them up And they blew up but the ship was fine And then they went to the base Like a billion blasters Like lasers were being fired down upon them for What, maybe one and a half minutes straight Which it should have been longer Because I gotta imagine that riding your horse Like the length of a Star Destroyer Takes longer than a minute And they all missed No shrap, no cuts, nothing Didn't do shit No explosion, no blast Like they fought maybe 30 stormtroopers And they killed all of them without taking a hit And then against the like zombie stormtroopers Who were also shooting and stuff And could get back up No damage sustained And then fought the night sister Didn't do shit Lost one lightsaber That was the only loss That the good guys had was one lightsaber It's funny you say that Because I think I noticed She's got them both repaired By the time we see her again later That should be impossible, right? No, no, he ain't He's got his little lightsaber station I'm sure he fixed them both But I mean, isn't that crazy to think about? Like the total losses for the good guys Was one lightsaber Yeah, you're stranded But hey, you're alive at least That's something How many acceptable losses did Thrawn incur? A lot Well, was there any like low point in the season? Really? The low point I think is meant to be episode 4 The ending Because oh no Sabina's with the bad guys Going to the other galaxy Soka might be dead She might be dead But no, she's very much alive She's Soka the White now After all that Soka and Sabina are so powerful Between the two of them Oh yeah, because now Sabine did something that If I saw Yota do it I'd be like Oh, okay, that's wow Jeez, she did it I just think it's disappointing as hell It's so fucking basic Like she can't do anything And then she can when she needs to grab the lightsaber Just like Luke and Paul And then she can fucking push Ezra across the whole That is like no There was definitely sentiment around Oh, it's so cool that Dave is going to do a story Where you don't need to use the force to be a Jedi I sure hope that they've revised their opinion to Oh damn, well they didn't do that Actually they did the stereotypical thing And that makes the show worse Rather than recontextualizing it as RC She went on a big journey And she now knows how to use the force They're whining their time Soka said stuff like Feel the force around you Train your mind You know, she said all the random things That just unlock the force It's really frustrating It doesn't mean anything Not sure Why does she never just give her like Here's a book that you know If you read this It will sort of introduce you to a lot of the more Fundamental concepts With a little bit more depth And then I don't know She's like skimming through some chapters And then we can see her like Implementing some of those I just wish we could see like The force and Jedi methodology And ideology presented in a way other than Your body, your mind didn't feel the force It's like the You can come up with stuff Okay When I was in school And they were teaching me mathematics They weren't like okay Welcome to mathematics I'm going to tell you about the numbers So first off I want you to close your eyes And feel the symbols that represent amounts Just feel it Addition, subtraction Just feel these concepts in your mind Let it flow through you Multiplication, division The square root of negative one You and it No, it's like There's elements to it that are Not tangible But you can write them down And you can learn them And it's actually knowledge It's information that you have to take in They could do tests of Okay, we're going to teach you What it feels like to use the force Here is a horse Over here is not a horse Can you feel the horse with the force? Can you like distinguish the difference between Empty space And a large living creature in front of you Can you feel that? Okay, good That's a fee And you work on that Or you You just something Meditation Anything, yeah Is it exercises? Yeah, I know a bunch of different perspectives On meditation There are a bunch of different practices Different ways of doing it What's funny because you wrote mathematics There's differences in cultures How to teach mathematics Like the Underpinning stuff underneath what the force is Is like the influences are really, really simple stuff Right, it's like really vague Buddhist sort of ideas You have so much reference material Just from that If you want to go and dig into some of the philosophy That they could be espousing But instead we can never crack the crust Like the outer The very outer surface No one wants to talk about anything past that You've got samurai influences But it really doesn't go much more beyond like Pretty surface level comparisons Water the rings stuff I am on the rings The mortis, yeah Oh, yeah And the line of war The path Obviously just wool ginger The Jedi, the witch, and the warlord Oh, so good Jesus Oil and trouble That's some f**k It's been cringed This whole thing has been so cringy That's Oh my god I just can't believe it It's so embarrassing Nothing in this was like good It was just all s**t The combat, the characters, the dialogue What was the theme of the show Stay together Stay together Stay together It's kind of funny that they're like You know, I trust you and I'll stick by you It's like, you know, Obi-Wan made the correct choice When he didn't stick by a good ol' Anakin You know, my story's end Yeah, but the robot said stay together So we gotta stay together And then they did stay together And then they did At the end, yeah And it worked out They poured Maybe They got that night sister Who was Morgan Ellsworth? It's in infinitely f**king inferior And that Anakin is like Hee hee, look at my little My little protege doing it And it's like your son Is trying to restart the Jedi Yeah, that's actually That's pretty annoying actually The more you think about it How they're like It is just Dave Filoni trying to reorient The Star Wars world Around the things that he made And the things that he cares about more It's like yep, we gotta make it You know, Ahsoka She's so important We never heard about her in Revenge of the Sith And we never saw her in the OT She wasn't around in the sequel trilogy either I guess she's getting pretty old by them But still But no, no, she's super different And everything is just revolving around her She's so f**king important And now she's gonna be doing all this mortis stuff Right, so she'll be even more important Sure Yeah I guess it's kind of interesting That he actually let her be sent To another f**king galaxy and left there Yeah, but it seems like That's gonna be incredibly beneficial for her Because it's hyper important Like uh Hyper important place in the Force Yeah, because apparently Yeah, this world is gigaforce important If there's giant statues of the mortis People's there So, okay, right Because, and then the logic will be RC and the Star Whales with their hyperspace It makes sense that they migrate Oh yeah Because it's the Force It's not only the Force But also, man I actually don't like that He seems to be trying to tie together The night sisters in the Force I don't like that I try to integrate that more and more Don't like it Yeah, I remember like EU people Trying to tell me that The Dathomir nonsense Is actually some weird form of force usage I think it's a distinction without a difference really Because of how beyond the pale it is Compared to anything resembling force usage Like the shit that they're capable of They can just make a thought They make zombies They afflict people with like illness From across the galaxy They can restore any weapons Yeah I hate them I hate all the magic shit Get it out of here Mother Talzin used Force Cure Darth Maul's insanity And then Force Give Darth Maul a lower half I'm not kidding That was the thing that Is it? Those were things that happened Unlike we've talked about a couple of times But just overall now since the season is over What utter embarrassment On the part of portraying Thrawn Like all he did was fail And then run away You know you have her arrive And he has a thing in place That seriously damages her ship She crash lands And then they're under oppression From like a bunch of stormtroopers In the last episodes They finally breach through They use a plan that defeats them all And then they're like Alright now onto Thrawn It's like he left Like a day ago Yeah And it's just like Oh shit And like the daunting realization That like he just kept you busy the whole time When he was getting out of here And abandoning you They didn't do the thing The obvious thing Of Thrawn knew this was all How it would go down Instead they had him be like I don't know what's going on really I just kind of hope in here I don't know Did we make it? I hope so They seemed to be trying to have him Have like really layered plans Such that you know He's always got an out Or another plan Or a backup But it just ends up with him Just throwing resources around For no real use You're so many people It was probably just 70 people He kept half committing to every plan Every single plan was a half measure I'm going to send Thai fighters Out to go and shoot down their ship But I'm going to send two No Again I think we could see like Eight in that shot That left me five out When he finally decides to Just bombard them The universe is just like Nah You're not going to hit any of them To be fair to him He looks mad as fuck When he's noticing How they've avoided every single shot Which Yeah they didn't even try to say The force did that They just They were just like Nah just luck Lucky Just complete luck The reality is just Ordaining that they win Yeah and they just They put trailers to us Without any effort I'm just like Why do you Why can't you try a little bit I don't know You're alleviated Very quickly If you just don't have a mandate Of action scenes Every episode Like you actually Sort of just have an episode Where there's no fights And it's just people talking And making plans And developing Instead of always feeling the need To have half the episode Comprised to fighting And not good fighting It's like Just It's pretty badly choreographed A lot of the time And then Yeah when you have a couple of moments Where it's actually like Well done Oh wow that's That's cool But then you know Just back to Stupid action scenes again Do you know of times They just throw themselves into danger That shouldn't be able to be survived It's like Oh Well they know that they're the main characters of the TV show I'm gonna jump right in the middle of 40 soldiers It's gonna be fine And then it is And it's like Yeah How did any Jedi ever die Like you know They're just You just portray them as just Invincible and unstoppable It's insane And then you have Sabine with the Beska Amur And Beska Amur is still like These are a trash fucking thing to ever happen It's so funny Because out of the three of them Ahsoka, Ezra, and Sabine It's like only one of them will ever be shot It's like yeah the one with the Beska Yeah the one with the armor and the Beska But then and then Flashback They just get stabbed Remember that That was funny Trash show is trash No one will ever rewatch this shit Because no one will care Yeah Why would they But he vader It's cool And yeah everyone will be waiting for season two To actually make all of this worth something This was the best he could do for his OC Yeah Just an embarrassing attempt by a Encourageable fan fiction author Just cramming in references and ideas With no real through line As to what they are actually trying to say Or do with anything Zombies are cool though Pretty pathetic But Lord Rings is cool though But not in school though I agree that Lord of the Rings is pretty cool Lightsaber is cool though Anakin's cool though Vader's cool though Doga's cool though Sabine's cool though You can just see him in the writing room Like this Yeah like They managed to make me hate Lightsabers I didn't want to see a fucking lightsaber ever again It was so over Yeah man this is just More on the pile of I fucking hate lightsabers Make them go away Yeah Andal made it a whole season With no lightsabers Yeah And it doesn't do Fuck all It's like Great Doesn't this suck That they want you to believe that Ooth and Rail is in the same universe As all this bullshit I mean I'm not gonna find it very hard To just not ever think about this Whenever I watch Like you know It's just like He's talking about the Very nature of like Dubious actions in favor of an overall goal That you just like Zombie stormtroopers powered by witches It's just like no It's like a bit It's not a question It's not a bit Star Wars That's not a thing Fuck off That's not real It's your fan fiction It's not actually part of the universe This isn't This is no No no no no Remember when Cassian and Lucen Were just quipping back and forth At each other as they tried to escape The Cortos Yeah when all the The artillery came down Nobody died God it's so lame That when polled Andor get put lower than this That bugs me No episode of Andor Is rated as highly as episode five of this show I find that really lame When everyone's like Season two of Soka please Season two oh my god we knew Season two Andor you know Once season two is out And hopefully it's good And you know I'm kind of Confident it will be Once that's done It's just like Yeah that was this like Weird anomaly This blip That will not be Repeated With any degree of consistency Going forward Like if anything it will just be Another instance of Damn it was lucky that a creator Managed to like Sneak a story into this Stambling like Farsical series And more sludge than that Isn't it funny though They keep surprising us In terms of additional bullshit It's like I never thought zombies Were going to be in Star Wars But here we are It was something I was wondering Is um Do we feel like Star Wars is in any way Shape or form A cultural event anymore Or if it's very much Like in a really Subcultural kind of a Place where There was a subculture Where people get super duper excited About it But like on a broad basis These aren't really events anymore There's not a huge amount of Well they sucked all the power At the most They did the same thing to it As they did to Marvel That's not an event anymore They have just cultural background noise Now I mean a good friend of mine Who calls himself a Star Wars fan Is like I didn't watch any of the last couple of shows He told me It's like Oh what about the news show It's like Yeah it's crap He's like Oh really Then he tells me It's like I'm probably gonna watch it someday When I have nothing else to do Just put it on the side Like years from now probably Just Let it go over And then he's probably gonna mention it Randomly to me again It's like Oh what about that show It's like Oh it was crap And then we talk about it a bit And then I'm gonna Disappoint him That's exactly it There's this constant awareness Of the goings on of Marvel and Star Wars Like Oh yeah there was the most recent thing That came out But It's not that people are hankering To see it anymore People aren't like Super invested in whatever it might be It's just Yeah there's another thing I guess Maybe I'll watch it And even if Even amongst the people who really enjoyed it How many of them are gonna rewatch it Ever How many of them are gonna be talking about it In a couple of weeks How many of them are gonna stick in people's minds Rather than being a thing That you get really excited about While it's coming out But once it's done It has expended all of its usefulness It's a creation To both Disney and to you And I think it's fair to say Dave has done a horrendous job Of helping people who Didn't see those shows Like Slip into understanding all of these people Yeah having not watched the shows I don't think I have an understanding of these characters That Dave wants me to have Because I don't really like these guys I guess Ezra is kind of He's like Eh you know if there's anybody else I'm just I don't like So little to him It insistently mentions their connections To each other In as a way of like Trying to fill you in I think that's what he's trying to do He's like Yeah Kane and Jarrus That was your master And Anakin That was the Soka's master Like that's the best you can do In terms of informing how the relationship The sequel trilogy storytelling Which is like Rey? Yeah Obi-Wan's daughter No no no Luke's daughter No no no Yeah Yeah Palpatine Palpatine's granddaughter He's stating that there is some kind of Connectional relationship between them Is the relationship Like you have presented it In the way that people actually want to see it Which is the characters interacting with each other Helping each other Or conflicting with one another We said that they have this dynamic That's as good as actually showing The dynamic play out It's unfortunate Because the DNA can be traced to the OT But they never really understood Like any reason why anything happened It's just like when you get it The reveal was the familial connection Between Luke and Vader And it's like Look what they did with that That's one of the most meaningful connections In all of Star Wars It's like exactly It's the entire climax of the trilogy That's why it gets repeated in everything But only surface level You're my sister You're my long-lost blah blah blah You're this You're that to me You're a Jedi You're from Order 66 You're from here You're from and it's just like What do they think about things? Can you tell me how they feel? It's especially awkward in this television show Because there's so much downtime Where people could have talked about things Instead of things Exactly They're white shots And even when they talk to each other It's Theo point out Oh, two words Oh, another two-word response Oh, another question With like four words Well, as we said But the Canaan being mentioned That was mainly Canaan being mentioned It wasn't really anything else Yeah, that's all that accomplished There was this guy that existed By the way And like in spinners It seriously works Like fans love that drip feed tease And it keeps them going I don't understand how the lack of content Isn't noticed Yeah I don't get it actually Yeah, I just I just want to ask someone Who likes one of these shows Some questions about I don't know Any particular scene What do you like? I just I'm desperate for Star Wars to be real Like I was just looking at that scene again Where she force pushes him up the thing We just like flip things around Where he somehow ends up in a position Where he is falling And she has to save him And she uses the force to soften the fall But he still like breaks his legs Because that's the best she could do He doesn't die But that happens And like that's just something between them Got from its stakes Injury Yeah, like And the Like she talks to him after it And he's still pretty upbeat But he knows that if only she were better That he would have been okay But she's just not You know, something like that Anything Anything weighty Anything that has to be dealt with Funny enough they had some to do They could have had Ezra and Ahsoka Chew her out completely for the worst decision ever And that that's poor training that led to it And that Sabine in future Could lead to like Worse and worse decisions Since she's so self-interested And that she's cost the galaxy everything But no All she said was Yeah, sorry about that And she's like Yeah, it's alright And of course Never mentioned the two people that died Because they Went here No, because they're random people And we don't think about that They've so been forgotten It's not even funny I hate that It is so much I'm sure the It's not worth anything From the pieces of their ships Have disappeared from the universe Yeah Hera's not getting anything She's got Bailed out by Leia Like what a bunch of horse shit, dude What is What are we doing? She's just belly a character Fuck me, dude I don't know that Watchin' Sabine just hill I don't know why she was in it Like 20 stormtroopers all at once With their lights saber in one hand And this thing in the other And then the Beska taking all the shots Just like that's so fucking lame And it's I don't know why they keep having a block But why do they keep having That Beska with that forearm It's getting really annoying Doesn't it make so much sense So this is like The worst thing of Star Wars Personified You have Mandalorian lightsaber The force The blasting off of armor And stuff All these stormtroopers just going down One by one by one Faceless useless idiots And our awesome hero Just fucking swiping through everything No worries in the world Putting it back to so many enemies at a time Because whatever I can't lose Like that's Star Wars now You don't have to feeling anything is going to happen To them It's the overcompensation thing Because like they were like Yeah Lucas is useless Worthless hobo man Who's pathetic and cowardly It's like okay So now let's just make every character Fucking amazing We talked about it recently Like in movies like The Raid For example Where they just aren't danger all the time And obviously if you don't know the movie It's like oh shit Isn't that guy going to die Because they've been getting beat up all the time It's like I don't know if they're going to survive Because they get beat up They lose almost They hide from the danger But he was like I'm going to jump in the middle of these 30 soldiers And then we're like Jing Jing Jing Jing Jing And we win I'm unstoppable I know I'm the protagonist I will never die Regardless of what I did We still don't know why she lost to Bay correlate though She said that would they just decided like you lost And I was like okay Oh yeah, the fact that the You had another lightsaber battle The was only there to Just fill time on the screen Rather than be of any consequence at all Yeah Star Wars was never gonna get better It's just it's never gonna get better I think it's the conch grow up. I can't move forward as long as the initial reaction is gonna be all these. Oh, wow He paid her do nine out of ten 17 out of 11 like yeah, okay, because then it doesn't matter anymore if they if they change their minds the way down the road Because then already happened We already moving on to other things and then the next thing comes out and you go like Yeah, and I can do just like yeah, okay People need to stop realizing it in retrospect and realize it in real time because I'm respect Like it's already I just don't think they pay attention when they watch it go into a soccer super duper excited and ready to go and you're watching an unfold and The story is still incomplete and you can speculate about what's gonna happen and you're like really excited about what's next and yeah Maybe some stuff is slow, but we're building towards something. You know, we're heading towards the payoffs We're heading towards what I'm there for when it comes to storytelling and then when it's all said and done and you can see it You know in its totality and you see the innate episodes very little has been accomplished And that a lot of the things that you thought we're gonna develop into comprehensive themes or completed character arcs didn't manifest Then you start to realize like oh shit that actually wasn't very good at all It's kind of like it gets to remain in a place of being quality because it's not done yet Personify that like all this effort that was put into what he means why he came here What's what's his whole deal and then he was a fart cloud Everybody was speculating on and and so much of the speculation went nowhere wasn't that speculation that maybe Ezra wasn't Ezra Well, that wasn't true There was speculation that Sabine wasn't actually gonna be able to use the force at the end because it was building up some story About how you don't need to use the force to be a Jedi. That's not the case Obviously Shin and Balan's relationship There was so much more that people expected but we got nothing like it's pure speculation But I think that's part of where the no content actually comes in because it allows people to just entire stories around all of these Characters based on what they may be perceived because they are they're so attached to Star Wars as a brand that that's all that really matters Is like the ideas in their head the the imagination kind of thing that's going on with it And they don't really thing itself. Yeah, when Luke and Vader had their like final confrontation Which is right. You didn't need to do any imagining no all day It was things to think about but you didn't have to imagine scenes that didn't exist Yeah, I'm here to see their work not do yes work for them, right? I want to see their work I want to see what they created and what I just don't come with with their story I don't buy that anyone is rewatching Kenobi Boba Fett Mando certainly man to season three I can maybe buy people would rewatch season one But even then yeah Where would the drive be? What's the point you when you start up a soaker again in five years from now? Why? I could rewatch the Times now what was the last time these people rewatch the OT to like maybe familiarize yourself and remind Yourself of what Star Wars like was I'm sure that a lot of people who have watched a Soak and liked it actually do rewatch the the OT because like the OT is something that is rewatchable I think they do Because I feel like being a fan of stars to that degree doesn't even involve the OT at that point I think they just live off their memories of the OT and like yeah, it's great. It's amazing It's wonderful, but they don't like watch it. You know, I don't think they really do You know something sometimes things I wonder when I see people making content like a Star Wars is doomed a Soak a smirk a smoke a smirk fold arms probably ranks above Boba Fett and Kenobi But that's not an achievement of any kind. It's mostly boring It doesn't damage stars anyone near as much as Kenobi and Boba Fett was like crazy like Nightsister and Mortis and all of this stuff. Yeah, definitely The other shows I think the zombies are retarded, but it doesn't like they've got their own magic system They're introducing with a bunch of creatures that were apparently very distant from the primary galaxy you can do all of this It's incredibly ill advised. I think it's hyper cringe But like it's not quite the same as destroying the connections and understanding of the timeline between Obi-Wan and Vader possibly one Of those foundational relationships of all of Star Wars and IP That's true, especially considering this concerns people that I barely consider cannon All of you people very easy to sort of Canobies a bit harder. Yeah watching fucking ill McGregor tearing up as he's seeing Hayden Christensen through the broken mask of Vader It's just like how dare you? Well, fuck the show. Let's get out of here shitty show. Bye. Bye