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Because he had us fucking with him from the Rocco shoot. What? But then that, that Rex on Rex. And that one ain't that one. And that one ain't that one. And that one ain't that one. And we on the where, YC. Yeah, that one. He thought it was him. I see that nigga all done. You know that nigga tried to do comedy. Give me my blood. What? YC tried to do comedy. He can't use that. No, no, no. I was hosting scores on the East Side. That's the chapel. We used to do a little roast assassin at the end. That nigga came through one night at a snack all the comedians. Tought his ass up. Right, right. Niggas were good. Niggas was funny as fuck. Yeah. What y'all was that? Scores on the East Side. That was the craziest shit ever. Like this was years before Rex on Rex. Yeah, we ain't even know the nigga rap. Oh, so he really wanted to come. He used to come up there every week just to heckle and fuck with nigga. Yeah. Really? That's crazy. I never knew that. I thought it was after Rex on Rex. No. That'd be crazy, nigga. You doing the wrong thing. You better be pushing that single, nigga. Listen, bro. But that's why he stopped rapping, though. That's why he stopped rapping. Why? Because of the Rex on Rex here. That's your shit. Hell no. He still coulda did the same. Niggas stop rapping. Nigga in future ain't writing them another hit. So I didn't know who Fisher wrote in the song. Yeah. I thought it was YC. Everybody thought it was. Well, I'm sure Fisher wrote that game there. I knew it. Yeah, people thought it was Fisher. Yeah. What? Everybody fuckin' feature cut rock old nigga. Yeah, that nigga future will. Don't care. They will write them. That nigga will sign to everybody, though. Oh, will shout out to everybody. Nigga. Nigga black. Black and me go gang. Free band. Free band, nigga. He wrote a wave that was popping up. See, nigga was doing that bang chill. So nigga was thinking like, oh, this the nigga who ain't with the nigga that do great job. That's all he talk about. Free band. Free band, gang. For sure. He ain't never had no free band. Nah, for sure. Nah, for sure. Nigga was like, he ain't never had no free band. Nah, for sure. He ain't never had work with me. Mm-mm. Work with me, babe. Free. Some free ones? Yeah, nah. Don't nigga work with me. Man. Know somebody in the bank, you good? Let me tell you something. Yeah, I'm gonna work you down, too. When I fucked up, see a nigga with like 10, 15,000. That shit was the man. He thought it was rich, rich. I thought it was rich. Oh, that ain't it. I'm like, y'all did that shit three, four times? I seen a nigga with 7,000 cash and made my stomach hurt. Yeah, about 50, 60. Really? I couldn't figure that. That's what I'm fighting like that. Yeah, that was the first large amount. I seen 75. Oh, I'm the first time I ever went to a trap spot. I done been in mini traps, but I remember one trap spot. I seen so much shit. I literally just stood still. Like, I ain't even do nothing. I felt like a nigga would notice me if I did something. I feel like, it's too much going on. Don't you move. That's a lot of shit for that table. God damn. Are we recording? Yeah. Don't say it. We are? Don't say it. Don't say it. Remind me to tell you after. You're going to forget. Yeah, you're going to forget about it. Drop well. That was the first time I seen some shit. It was an artist, because I knew his little brother. We went to pick up that shit in the studio. My other partner was trying to grab something. I was like, oh, nigga, I got to get out of here. Oh, they didn't do it with the trap spot. He was coming in like, zip. I'm like, hey, I know this nigga. Don't forget, I was like, there's got to be 20. This is my first time I seen a brick. There's got to be all 20. That's hundreds. This is my first time I seen a brick. I'd have heard about them, but I ain't never seen them. I don't see ounces. I said, that ain't just one brick. That's a few of them in that one big brick. You know the song, too. That's a big brick. That's a god damn. That's a hell of a, that's a hell of a, I got to stand still. I can't even let them know I didn't know that big of a brick. Ain't no, I didn't get a bit around this shit before. No, you ain't. Why, because I ain't. I was looking at this shit like this. It's just like, I love it. I was like, oh, that's a lot of cocaine. Me. We ain't been looking at it. I was talking about cocaine. Nick told me I had to go. I said, thank you. Thank you. No, that's right. I'm too young. I submit it. I submit it from over there. Man, we had to wait so long, bro, because my homeboy would give us a small shit. And Nick was coming. He was like, hey man, you need to get a friend. I got a friend. He's like, you selling this? I'm like, yes. He's like, look, this is my trep high. How much you got? Yeah, man. Okay, I had to get a ball. You can't get a ball. And a ball, like, sell him $3,500. He's like, you smoking it, bitch? I'm like, I'm selling it. You're smoking it, you selling it. I'm like, I'm selling it. And he started laughing. He was like, oh, hell no. How were you in the middle of the minute? No. I just had to start from somewhere. That where you started? Oh, you was just buying them one at a time? I was starting to $3,500. I said, wasn't them bitches down? I'm making $15 off. He didn't want it. Damn, you real poor hustler. Yes, I did. That's why I said, they're looking at me. They could face it. You don't want no money for real. How long you did it? I did that probably about a month and a half. Then he realized. What you was doing? I was doing something. He was like, huh? Then he was like, huh? Then I had, huh? Then I had, huh? He became a guy. Then I was, huh? Okay. You know what I'm saying? What I'm saying is, you can make that $15 off of it. Listen. You're not doing it. Listen. We going to fuck you up if you smoke weed. And you smoke? Come on. You're going to smoke your whole mom. My nigga. You're going to smoke somebody stole from her. You like, man. My nigga. You're going to smoke those sacks. Somebody stole those sacks. You smoked it. You know what, though? Yes. No. The shake off a pound of me can change a nigga's life. Yes, you can. And you find the shake, man? Man. You find this nigga bought a shake off of him. Man. That shit had to be a shake off. Five pounds of some shit. I'm like, we had an old nigga. We had a big, we had a little cheap and strong bag. It was a white. Me and this nigga didn't even. We didn't even split it up. We just take turns taking the bag home. All right. Get you something out. And I was like, all right. You got it. It's like it's bone bars. We just keep it in my house. Even when the bag got low, we never switched bags. Just take it, motherfucker. Hey, man, that's some of the dumb shit. When I first found the shake, man, I thought he was sending me to rap before. No. He was like, look. So, look, let me put you up on down a little home. He said, I know you want the bug, but you can get the shake. And I'm like, what is that? He's like, then the end of the bag. I'm like, with the end of the bag, she look like the front of the bag. No. That's right. Yeah, that's right. This is the bottom, but it ain't going to be high. And like, you will get bugged. But it's the same thing. Now, you really will get bugged. Because all the shit, if you go through that shit and pick the little sticks out. Yeah, that me. Separate that. Only thing about that shake. Y'all are waking up every morning, sacking my weed, nigga, my mama's there to sleep. I'm down there breaking sticks now, seeds now. Now you're going to say, man, my shit ain't got no sleep. My shit ain't got no sleep. When I went through it, you didn't know what that do. That taken from me. When I first found the bag, that was Bob Cole. Did they make you feel like, oh, yeah. AZ, it's Arizona. I was buying nicks at a time where I'm going to tell you what introduced me to selling weed. This one, I became a drug dealer. On my own when I'm like, nobody going to make you a drug dealer. I could take this right here and turn this into a pile. Nah. Yes, I can. Steak and season. Somebody want to smoke this. I put this all in one bag. That's a blood. That's a $7.00 sex. Somebody give me tea and then I go buy a $10.00 sex and then I break that beat now. And before you know it, I got to sell me some weed. You can't trick no niggas until you know it. No, you're going to buy them. No, this is what you do. He's going to buy this. But what you do with the money is how you get more money. How much you feel against that? It don't matter. It's going to put me in a better position. I get it. But you ain't feeling about it. You ain't getting nothing. It's a niggas. But he didn't pay nothing. I didn't pay nothing. That's fine, too. It's a $10.00 bag. I'm going to give another $10.00 bag. Break that down. Every time the niggas leave some weed, I just niggas creep it up to that niggas. Oh, you're going to get up too? I'm Mr. Scrape. You can pop out. I'll stretch it. If there's a weed, there's a way. A niggas said I can't because you ain't no hustler. You can't hustle because a real true hustler... It's going to be a long time to get that bag. No, I won't. Resonance beats my nigga Chuck. That's how Chuck works. He's going to beat that niggas. He's going to beat that niggas. You look at that nigga who did it. I told myself... You're going to get niggas. I'm going to get that myself in the mirror. I'll say it broke. If you don't get no money, you'll never read no money. It's crazy. It really ain't though. It ain't crazy. You ain't finna scrum up no scrum to get no money. I get that. I'm saying from this. We talking about from this. Yes. How long you think you're going to take to get this? How long I'm going to take you to get that? No, no, don't get me wrong. It's going to be some time. It's going to be some time. It's going to be some time. It's going to be some time. It took me two years to get that. What's the time? Forget what I did in two years. I bought them. Two cars. You've had two cars. Where have you been the first one? It was a, it was, it was a legend. I ain't know nothing about it. You know how when you in the street, move too fast. Bought a car that don't need to move. You said, they be cranked up. You like it. This type of hustling that's where I have offers. When people sitting around like, who got some weed? Who can find me some weed? See, it ain't like you get owned. Right. You ain't know nothing. You ain't know nothing. No, you ain't know nothing. No, you ain't know nothing. No, you ain't know nothing. You ain't know nothing. You ain't know nothing. You ain't know nothing. You ain't know nothing. You ain't know nothing. You ain't got nothing. You ain't got nothing. You ain't know nothing. Well, you can't reach that nigga. That nigga's not going to answer this fall? Sure. He's going to stop, he cut off, and 11, whatever the fuck, you got to know somebody that smoke with, you got to be sensible. And have somebody that. Who got it? Yeah. Oh, who going to know where I can get some? Yeah. He want it. He want it. I'm already right here. That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to stop you from doing, you don't got to go down the street. You got to pray, you got to pray. You got this. I'm the nigga that had the weed and the blunts. I need Niggablop, oh. Jena Juice, Niggablop, Brune Juice, Niggablop. And really, you need to charge them all. You taking all the rest. What? Jena, it's about that time, man. I'm out here, junking in this shit. Now, let me tell you, I love myself in the mirror. I said, bro, if I don't get no money, I ain't gonna never make no money. Ain't nobody gonna give me no money. Nah, it ain't. Ain't nobody finna drop me, no phone me. Now you talking about shit. Jena, Whitfield gonna make some money. Nah, that's right. Start up what you said. The mentality is everything. You said, what? I said, bro. Ain't nobody finna come bring you no money. Ain't nobody gonna bring me no money. And ain't nobody finna give you no money. Ain't nobody finna give you no money. I joined Whitfield, gonna make some money. That's right. Mentality. Got to have the mentality. I said, mama, she said, wait. She didn't know I put that for something. I said, I ain't need that. I was like, man, that was not new. I said, oh, need to be asking mama for some money. Right. You one of them niggas asking mama for money, I asked me, I didn't even ask Niggas. You can be cool, but you ask mama for money, nigga. That's crazy. Hey, Mark, not even for a dude. What you gonna do with a 20? A 20. Niggas gonna tie that up. You gonna go get a haircut. Not even that. You gonna smoke it. Yeah, I don't know what. Bullshit, you finna spend it. You finna smoke it. You finna trick it off. Get some money. Get some property, man. It looks like hard, but do something with yourself. This is science behind the shit, though. You want you go from not having some shit until you start coming in contact with the money. The first little money you get, you gon' fuck it up. But see, it ain't even really about the money, because it's about the money. It's about finding your hustle. Yeah. Now, when you find a hustle, the money part, you ain't worried about no more. Because you like, I know how to get a money. Because I got a full land hustle. And it's what you want. I got a big hustle. You got to know what you want, too. I don't even want that. But if you just hustling for clothes, you too, too. Bicycle clothes, they gon' get it. That's all you want. You gon' do it right. Yeah, you gon' do it right. It's your hustle. Yeah, yeah. The dollar gon' call. You gotta find a hustle. A lot of niggas buying to the lifestyle. If you hustling, then it's like, why would you go fuck up some money if you hustling? If you ain't hustling no more, now you just selling drugs. On the line, you trying to fuck the whole thing. You trying to sell a drug, you fucking up the family name. You trying to get a nigga to do it? You round, round, round, round, round. Y'all, you trying to get a nigga to how you got it? Yeah. You get a lot done. Yeah. Me, too. I ain't doing drugs. Yep, show it. I don't like it. Get your ass, all over. And then niggas don't want to be dirty to get a shot. Get your ass down, now, and do some work. Get some dust on your ass, nigga. Not too easy now. That's old. You want to be fresh. You think, hey, you see how crack look like? You do crack. That's the old you way. That's what keep you up all day. That's dumb. That's dumb. That's why you can get cold with some crack. You be like, I got a drink. Hey, man. Get your little pissy ass out of here. Yeah, niggas ain't doing that no more, though. Them niggas don't feel the flash of it. Yes, it's old. Yeah. You never know who goddamn sell a drug, no. I don't want to know. I don't buy drugs. I'm not in the streets. I'm so far out of the street. Shit, the niggas that look like they sell drugs don't be nowhere near it. I'm not in the streets. I'm not in the streets. Exactly. I ain't nowhere near the streets. Oh, no, I know you. No, I'm not in the niggas. Nobody. I got my hopes up on the street. I ain't nowhere near the street. You got the mentality. That's good. You got to go through it. I got my hopes up on the street. That should help out a lot. I don't give a fuck what it is, bitch. I'm a brick a lot. You know what a brick a lot is? What's a brick a lot? You were best with what Amazon reached. My best. It don't matter what it is. This is what we got. This is what we got. This is what we got. This is what we got. This is what we got. This is what we got. This is what we got. This is what we got. Listen. That's right. I'm not doing nothing street. I don't play NBA street. I did when I was a kid. May I be mad at my mother? NFL Street, too. NFL Street. NFL Street. What's the game? I don't give a damn what they think. Back y'all football. Go crazy. I mean the whole game. Wait till I get the game breaker. You remember the game breaker? You get that fucking shit. You go crazy. You remember the nigga with the pro? What the fuck? Dr. J? It looked like it was the one in NBA Street. NBA Street? Yeah, I don't fuck around. What do you say? It looked like it. No cap. Come on, yeah. Little motherfucker's walking. Little motherfucker's walking. It looked like it bought room 1 to do. Big stop. I ain't glad. Oh, yeah. Watch it. Delicious shit. I'll probably. Don't let him get you. Huh? Don't let him get you. He's starting to read. He's talking to himself. What's the OG nigga? The Book of Tea? Is it Book of Tea? It ain't Book of Tea Washington, is it? Friendship Dougie. Yeah, Prick and Jiggly. Look at that nigga. That was that nigga. That nigga look like. He look like the 70's from the Alpha Jet Ball. Ugly. You fucking dumb. I know who you is. I ain't got a man. I ain't know you on my pinky. Ugly. You a piece. Ugly. Stingy. And you with me. You got nine o'clock and five o'clock shadows. Ugly. For that. Nine to five, cheer. Fuck your spider looking ass. Don't let them get you. Pick a cigarette looking ass. He look like a black-a-mite. He look like a black-a-mile. Ugly. He look like a fucking termite. Bitch, you in my leg. Ugly. We had a call with you at school. I got a scar too. I'm pregnant. You live in a party now.节. I got a coupe. I had a 93. You went to the band and done about a gang. I played on the football. You were in Trump. Goofy. Niggas Bird. Goofy. Lame. You playing in the band. Get your Goofy song. Ugly. Come on, man, we ain't respectin' no band niggas. Goofy, fuck you, turn that. We ain't respectin' no band niggas. What you doin'? Hey, you watchin' me. What you doing? Hey, when I was gonna test that, you like, my buddy ain't watchin' me. My buddy ain't watchin' me. My buddy ain't watchin' me. Shut your goofy ass up. My buddy ain't watchin' me. I'm goin' cryin' with you. You playin' for my life. Google me. Google me. What's your position? And I want to call it. What position? Stop playin' on me. I want to call it, though. What you with, dude? Jordan State and motherfuckin' warhead stuff. Fuck, don't nobody do that. Move with me. Don't nobody do that. Hey, let's do street shit. Bet some money. I'll get it to you. I'm gonna do a thousand. A thousand right now. What you playin'? A thousand right now. What's your registered state? A thousand. How long? How long? Two years. Two years. How you stop? Now you chill. I mean shit. I'll play it on my- BlueChu.com And go get you some If you makin' love to your late days For a long, long time What's up fellas? It's that time of year again. 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And tell them 85 South sent you Download prize picks today And play Day to Fantasy Sports, okay? Make sure you use our promo code 85 South When you sign up. You did. Uh-oh, that boy Easton, 189 passing yards. Hmm. It'll go under. Anybody got time for that? That boy Russell Wilson. I don't know. He been doing very good. Hmm, 215. It'll go over. Yep. So you know what more? I'm going to deposit that 50 So they can go ahead and add that 50. Ooh, I got a free 50. I'm going to bid the whole 50. Patrick Mahon 247. That's a lot of yards. Here go over. I think he'll do it. Send him over. Got my picks in. Hope you got yours. What's up? Let me see your stats, nigga. I saw your highlight tape. Alright, nigga. Yeah, that nigga ain't anything you can get. I saw your YouTube profile, man. How like that, nigga? Yo, see me? You too. Yeah, you were playing the draw for him. When you were at the... I definitely was playing the draw for him. Everybody, nigga. I always can't. I'm gonna say, brrr. What up? Then I'm gonna say, kick, kick, kick, kick. Nah, I'm fucking. I know you be aint good. You be aint good, man. Who? You, Nick? You crazy? I was like, yeah. I ain't nobody. I can't be a good one. You know I play ball. You know I play ball. You know I play ball. You know I play ball. I'm gonna be, you what? You fucking play. You took it to Google, you got on Facebook. You fucking know. I know you too. I know you too. He said Google, you know you too. How about the hands of a highlight, say, did, did, bae, highlight, say. Put it in low light. Mm-hmm. Let me add more head. But I'm gonna show you the more head too. I thought you went to George's thing. I did two years I'm gonna head I tried for George's thing. Why do you keep doing this? I don't want to play high. I want to play high. What year was it? I want to go to a bigger conference. I don't see any good needs. I keep going to school, to a bigger conference. What year? My grade was fucked up a little bit. I was gonna say, They was fucked up. They was fucked up. I know they was fucked up. That me though. I see you. I see you. That's why you don't respond to comments. You can't spell word for fuck. I see you bro. It's called touchdown. I saw it. I saw it. Touchdown. And get every time I score, go to the band. What you got? Who's going crazy? See them chillies. Oh, they ain't go right though. He ain't. He don't even want to watch your hat late. Okay. I'm watching the hat late. That me bro. 2010. You ought to go redo it and put some drums behind that bitch. I go back there and put a whole okay there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna get in there with the band too. That me bro. I see you bro. What? That ain't me. Ain't nobody in the gang. Wow. Fuck all that. Fuck that. They ain't go bad in some. They ain't said no hot dogs in this bitch. Shit. We've been niggas in the country. We've been niggas in the country. Come out and support. Ain't no cap. You ain't niggas in the country. What? The boy got shit in him. Your shoes ain't shoes in him. Ah, lame man. Niggas. That ain't nigga George. How did she wore a job? That she would like that one. You down that too, George. He played ball too. Wow. The both of y'all niggas. Here you tell my. The nigga act like life don't happen. I'm good. Nah, ain't gonna lie. You gotta tell the nigga. You see that's a long highlight tape. That mean he did a lot of shit. Now when he all my, all my play like. I was trying to go to school. Yeah, to do. I was just trying to go to school then. I ain't gonna have all of them. For what? Why was you trying to go to school? Shit, they all my way out. They all my way out. But they all my way out. They all my way out. I don't say you don't want to do the work. Nah, not coming from a nigga who got a highlight. I ain't gonna cap. Nah, you doing your shit. Y'all my way to go to school. Oh, okay. But when them folk, when them folk. I wasn't going to school for that now. You couldn't stay in that bit? What? So you was just going for football? Huh? You was just going for football? That's all I want to school for. That's what I'm saying. What? That's what I'm saying though. Why you stop? You got politics? You got who? Politics. Politics. Yeah, that mean. Yeah. Politics. They choose who they want them. Keep going, keep on going. Play. They choose them. Can they feel like that person? You could have been like a few years senior. It can't rule me. Shit, now you can go down there eight years. These motherfuckers. Hey, you can get a check. These? Yeah. Nah. The NIL deal? They would have had that back then? I can't. You can go back and get the NIL deal. I ain't get none of that money. No saying you can go back. Nigga, I don't play at anything. Nigga, they get the NIL deal. You know what I'm saying? I go back to school. Get them three billion dollar check right quick for the year. And you can shoot it. Shoot the process, ain't it? I'm fifth year senior. They can call the fifth year senior. They can call the fifth year senior. You know what, show out that one-lap. And show that bitch out. Hold up. I got to get producer credit now. You just said all that hate shit. I got credit. Whole move for the nigga. Come on now. Fuck you. Turn back. We gonna keep it in the house? No. Keep it in the house. NIL. We will. Hey, man. Speaking of movies. Welcome back to the 85 sound show. That's one of everything. Hell yeah. That's one of everything. But that's the interest in the hell. I didn't know we ain't crack. Shoot the process. Shoot the process. You try not to school. Feeling out the fast one. Got a motherfucker for it with you. You go hard. And for you know it. NIL talking about, there's a money we got about five million for you. I can't wait. Who? Four million. Shit. Yeah, yeah. And then the four months. They got a quarter now. Transfer four million. Don't have that shit back in there. Four months. That shit's there. You should do it. Check out. He was sound piece. Because what you call it back in the day. Buddy for FSU, he was like 28. And he was a quarterback. I don't know. I don't fucking know. Because he went to the E.E. Nah, he should have been an A's. No, he came back. Because he never went to school. You can't be 32 out of a kid at 19. And then he came back. So, they done commercials now. A wrong nigga that could come back and still got it. Man, they ought to let you play football as long as you go to college. Man, fuck the dumb shit. Hey, man, you come on. As long as you go to college, you should get in to play football. Fuck all these roofs. They make it shit too complicated. If you go to school, you'll get a feel. If you want to go against the rest of the world. You know what I'm saying? Just got the NCAA. Fuck that dude. I'm right up at the NIA. You good shit. Hey, man, we got to introduce the guest. Fuck the football right now. He don't need no introduction. Oh, well, he played football. He in here. My boss. The evening he was watching football. I don't know how the fuck football came up. He ain't got anything. The next thing he would find, I don't want to see. Even to sit here and say, you with the base of my face. Why not? Who is you? Got to show me. I showed him. I didn't show him. I didn't show him. Hey, man, you got to introduce him no longer. She knows who the fuck it is, man. One of the co-destiners in the county. Come on. This is Banks and this is Bitch. Come on. Come on. And I'm with my bros. I'm with my dogs. This is Banks, man. I'm with my dogs, baby. Hi, bitch. Yes, sir, my bro. And you still made it to the NFL. And I'm working with them. Fuck I'm saying. That's the beauty of the good shit, Beck. You don't get half. I'm already half. Y'all are good. This weed ain't got no contract. What do we do? What do we do? I had to take, really. I fucked around them. They cut my thumb off. How the hell you doing? I fucked around with the fuck around, man. Just on some gangster shit. Fucked around. Had to save a bitch's life. I would do that. I would cut you. Yeah, nah. Nah. Hell no. No shit like that. Don't say it. Really had to. I was fucking with a knife. That was too goddamn sharp. And I ain't even know I cut myself to the shit. I didn't even think I did shit. Then the shit started bleeding. I was like, oh shit. I had to go. You know the knife too sharp. You take a minute to bleed. Shit. Oh fuck. That's my blood pressures, love. Yeah, it fucked me up. I'm back though. I'm back. Shit happens, man. That's like it. Y'all been killing it. You been killing it. You going crazy, Nick. You gonna motherfuck it. You see devil what what do you think they nominated NC. Oh no. NAACP. I did. They didn't make me know but. It was D. Naming. Naming. I did. Come on with somebody. Show for show. They was going and nominate us for something but I was smoking on him. They don't like this shit. I just didn't nominate it. Come on. Yeah. I can't hear no one. No one. Who beat you? And when I found out I was like, yeah, that's beautiful. Tabitha Brown. Oh god, Tabitha Brown. You can't get mad. You can't be Tabitha Brown, bro. You can't get mad. Honestly, I would have been mad at you if you were the one over Tabitha Brown. And then later it made me happy, man. Nah, she was like, hello, hello there. Do you know what it is? A win and a loss. Hello there. Hello there. That ain't my beautiful baby. No, she looked at the camera and said, because that's your business. I was like, don't give a shit, Tabitha Brown. She was looking up for you. Something like that. What else you think, man? Something like that. I love Tabitha Brown. You won because you was supposed to, baby. Nah, for sure, for sure. She did that. She's so sweet. She's that motherfucker. Rock. I'm high for sure. I'm most damn happy. Let me do not get that. What's wrong? I know. Put up your doubt for three minutes. You had to be the fuck the interviewer. Uh-huh. You were supposed to come on here and give us some life-changing knowledge and shit. You're going to be hot. I'm hot, yeah. Yeah, you're hot. You're going to be smoking? I'm gonna put my second hand hot. I need some more. You be drunk? How still is she? Wait a minute. I need them up. What you doing, man? Drunk. You got the up. I can't do it. Nigga, I ain't going to lie. I still do my most of the day. Yeah, I swear I was drunk about two minutes. I believe. But that bit went through, man. I felt it. When you drunk, what you feel like? I feel good. No, that shit was too high. I was like, I don't want you to get drunk though. I just like get a bus and just be cool. Drunk to me is like I be drunk, but I'm not drunk. To me is like when you like out of control and shit. Like when you not out of control, motherfucker, you can get drunk as hell. You gonna feel, one, you gonna feel more relaxed. You gonna be talking shit. You feel a little woozy. If you too drunk, if you out of control drunk, when you sit down, the room gonna start spinning. Whenever you gotta go to God, that's when you get too drunk. Yeah. Whenever you gotta pray and say, God, please. I didn't ask for this. I done been that high forward. Wait, yeah, man. That's your life. Yeah, you gotta lead that love. That's the drunkest. Nah, but to my most enemy, I had not got high forward, man. I ain't tellin' nobody how I would. I mean, you just grab a mimosa and probably jam it. Hey, what was that, a brunt spot? I was like, OK, what is this? The boys, shit, what's up, man? But I was talkin' to people about the mimosa. I'm like, I don't need any drink. It's so nasty. And mimosa cup is a player. I'm like, they get you because they look good. They look like juice a little bit. Sneaky. Yeah, they got strawberries in them. And the orange juice, I think, was spiked. They look. I mean, that orange juice just gone. I'm really trying to blame something. You got drunk all the way. I got fucked up, but I don't know how to go. I was over there slugged. I'm like, what the hell? They was, wasn't it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She was like, yeah. I got it. Oh, yeah. I was taking shit off. I'm like, everybody, what the hell? That's why them brunt people different, bruh. You got a beer and started drinkin'. What the hell, 30 bucks? You just walked off? I don't know what was great. I don't know what was great. That's how you make it. I was like, I don't know. Where you went to brunt in Houston? What the fuck we was at, god damn. Hey, I'm not. What the hell, we was just at my last show. I think it was Alabama. It was in Birmingham. They got Night Little Spots. Night Little Brut for Brut Spots. Shit, he ain't black at home. Yeah, brunch be doin' too much for me if I ain't. Like, I feel, I'd be cranky if I don't eat, like. Yeah, I'm gonna buy my food. I'm gonna stop dancin' by my food, like, hey. I gotta eat. Move. I'm an old nigga. I gotta eat by lamb thing. When you become an old nigga? I didn't know it. But you were on some bullshit today. You was not an old nigga. He's got an old son. He been like, listen. I ain't not finna send out, like, number 20. Fuck that bullshit. Nine years away from fallin', listen. That ain't an old nigga. That's how I'm thinkin'. He can smell it. That's right, yeah. Smell it. Nah, give that nigga some more shit. He gon' tell me that I'm 600 years old. Nah, he an old nigga. He said, I'm still, I'm like, 80. Fuck you, ain't. Hey, now, let me tell you. You remind me, you remind me of Dick Gregory, though. Every time I see you, like, the Dick Gregory to us. I told that nigga. I told that nigga. He's my ass. I'm fuckin' Dick Gregory. That nigga Dick Gregory. That's crazy. I'm tellin'. That's Dick Gregory. That's Dick Gregory, bro. He ain't that old to be the Dick Gregory. When I get the kick in the shit, okay. That's what you say. I got you. He just don't give a fuck. He just don't care. He just stay what he want to say. I know it. That's one thing I learned from you two. I remember you told me, stop givin' the fuck. What is this a givin' fuck? I tweeted something on Twitter. I think it tweeted me back. Stop givin' the fuck. I forgot what I tweeted. It was some bullshit. I should never respond to some shit. He got on me and buy some shit. You know it. I got some shit fuckin' nigga. You know I think. You famous. Any time you say some bullshit online, just act like you're famous. Too busy to see it. I don't see it. I'm gonna respond to these bitches. But I was working on this movie, Script Ideal, that I ain't thought about shit. Yeah. You gotta start using replacements for some of this shit, nigga. You technically did it, but you just finessed it. Bro, I be like, I don't even respond to how I can click on your shit. First of all, if you're a page private, I feel like you the Russians anyway. But then if I go to your page and I see you doing bad in life, not this year, I'm going all the way back. Like, 2019. 2013. I'll go all the way back to your first picture. I'm that panty, because I want to know how long you been fucked up, because then that'll give me a better understanding of why you feel so much hate. Right. Like damn, nigga, if I been grinding for five years I'm a grown-ass man now, and you just, you still got the motherfucking Burlington co-factor in Timbs. Single. The single fly. I didn't know the difference. The single fly. Brown by the motherfucking, you ain't got the doubles. That's sad. That's sad. You don't see no car. You had the same car in every picture. Yeah, that's sad. That'll make a nigga say something fucked up. Yeah, that's sad. Yeah, that's fucked up. We used to call them the butt-niggas. The butt-niggas. They had a little brown little thing right there. It was just one little bump on it. They didn't have a double one. It was cheaper than what I'd known this time. Everybody at the time. They don't say nothing to do with the singles. Butt-niggas. He probably had some timber ridges and some shit. It's called the butt-niggas. What you call it in the Eastlands? The mountains. They had the three mountains. That was kind of alright for a little time period, I feel like. The Eastlands? Down here. No, not down here. I had some Eastlands. Not where I knew. The ACG booth was a thing, too, though. They could ride on. What happened to them little plaques that hung forward? They were cool, and then it was like, something about them. They stopped putting gloves on them or something. The ACG booth? The black one. They were affordable. They made you tall, too. What about the Nike booth? The black one. The ACG? Just in case the... Just in case the... Just in case the... Just in case the... Stop talking to this. I didn't make it. So you had to do... I said my booths were so loud! You were talking about the hood ones. You think you trying to stop? You think it's still... What about the shiny ones, bruh? The plastic ones. The leather ones. The shiny ones. The old ones, bruh. The leather ones, they got some plastic ones. Like, 74. 64. These are the Polo booths. You can get away with them. About $120 or something like that. I don't know what you got. You got to get the big ones. Can't get the ankle cut. Guess which ones I had. Some of the Polo. The ankle cut. The ankle cut. Man, that beat the point of booths. Man, that beat the point of booths. You think you had a pan on your top? Always with her. Better prank? That's hilarious. That's fucking hilarious. Explode, bruh. Tried to win with the shield, but man, that was... Trim. That's point of booths. That's point of booths. That's frame. Hurry up, nigga. Cause it is. No, cause my outfits never match my cool. What? My outfits didn't match my cool. Like I was cool enough for you to not really be concerned about my outfit, but if I don't hurry up, you gonna be like, you know, I fucked with you, but what you done? You ain't wearing shit. Fuck you got a home, man. What the fuck you got a home, man? Come on, man. What? They like, nigga, no, you got to do something. That's great, bro. You talking to motion, that's what I'm saying. No, no, no. I'm not ever talking about people. I always had to defend myself, but I'm chilling. I'm just lying, nigga, I don't give a shit. So nigga will hit you, you will never spark off good. Oh, no, I'll never spark off, cause I know I ain't had one too. Nigga, you got to like it, nigga. Come here with some dope friends and be like, nigga, I'm gonna keep my mouth shut. You got to know what you got on. I was humble. I think I got known for old, don't fuck with us y'all. He bad at that shit. Oh, so motherfuckers really get in desperate and look at you and like, oh, I'm gonna get one off on him cause he got on that bullshit. Oh, hold on. Oh, yeah, Paul. That was crazy. That was crazy. What I said? That was crazy. That was crazy. Don't repeat it. That's why I stopped. Come on, man. I wonder what y'all think about it in your free time. Hey, man, my damn dance just left, OK? It's gonna take a couple of weeks, man. Every time y'all niggas do this shit, I wonder what y'all think about it in your free time. What else, gay? How you watching the basketball game, my nigga? He backs him down. Whoa, turn this shit off, man. Yo, Christ. But that's what they do. They take you to the home. Oh, shit. He's fake. Cut it off. Cut the fucking game off. That's some lazy D. Oh, my God. My God. My damn. Wow, he's D-ing him up? I don't know. Y'all can do it. They're being blown out. He ain't going crazy. He takes it to the home. Get his face. Oh, my God. He's part of that shit. Look at the size of this guy. What a shot. Hey, man. You and I are on the NBA. He's part of the shot. Man down there. That's a low blow. That's a David Busses. What a shot. All of them white announcers be saying some weird shit, especially when they let you ever see that shit. And they be like, but you just look at LeBron. He makes everybody else just look like boys. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with y'all? He's a grown motherfucker. But, they ain't been shitin' crazy, though. And they call him a soft ass boy. They really did. He said it. I don't know. Ain't nobody hear that shit. No, I mean, I don't know that shit. They don't try to read it. Well, no, they just got ejected after he said it. They pretty ejected it. You see how soft he is? You not going to talk to LeBron crazy. That culture we eat was out of the pocket. You ain't got that pull, nigga. You can't do that. LeBron, look at LeBron. No, it's LeBron. The front. That's out of the box. They got to pull LeBron's back, man. They doing this sports. And I think they know it, too. I think they're like, hey, man, you ready to tour today? Okay, see what you can do this week. They know they just caught all them NBA riffs cheating and shit. All those other puns to steal referee. They fix the games and all that bullshit. All the rest of them bitches. It wasn't a nigga that beat fuck with Chris Paul. Scott Foster, man. They hate each other, man. Why? Why is he even repping that man game? Something that happened we don't know about. That's the dude who was the referee. He got coaching. That's who he got. He kept calling him after every game. Oh, you got the chick doing that. Oh, you can tell, bro. Because I was watching the Hawke game, bro. He just give it to Trey Young. I'm talking about Trey Young for the run and told him that the ball went. He said, what? What you say? I'm like, bro, why you so out? They said it'd be too out. What if he would have said the ball went? Boo, what's the game of tech? Fuck, that was fucked. You didn't say pause. Man, it's crazy. Man, it's crazy. Want to fucking say some such shit? Mm-mm. Just to play my nigga, congratulations on all the success of all these videos. It was going stupid, bro. I know how to say this all the time and I want to be with y'all like inspiration to me. What you mean? Like inspiration, bro, like doing it and real life doing it seriously, you know what I'm saying? Coming from where I come from social media they would say, you know what I'm saying? Like, nigga, y'all do it in a way like y'all change the game when it comes to this shit. What y'all doing, bro? It's different, you know, DC, and where you at, how you killing this shit, man, from these movies to, you know, hosting these major, major TV shows, bro. That shit is like, nigga, I'm gonna play the new shit like them. Nobody would believe that we're doing this shit. You know what I'm saying? And we come from something, man. You know what I'm saying? You can see you go crazy and take it in series and get nominated for NAACP award. Like, nigga, you still breaking down barriers too. It's like, we get to watch each other like, yeah, nigga. Look what happened when the nigga take the opportunity to serious, key guy for and go crazy. It's money out here for a lot of niggas to get from. Big fans. Hey, man, you don't know how to be motivated from another nigga's success. I told you, you ain't got a hustle. No, for sure. You got to have a hustle. That shit look good. Pretty fine. When you started doing shit, you would come around to stand up shit and you're like, okay, I seen the motherfucker online. He out here. I would see the same shit with you and every time I see that shit, I'm like, they gonna be ahead of a bunch of motherfucker that's in their class, you know what I'm saying? Putting that work in, nothing. Like, it just make it a smoother transition. When you got that being up in front of people and you can pull from what you already have and once you get them people there and they there to see you, you didn't already, it's in there. Keep knowing that it's an art and it's a theatric and it's a skill that long as you ain't half-assing and you giving the people a show. It's a show. I think you're gonna be good. How long you been doing that? I'm on year eight right now. Stand up. I'm gonna tell you what Mike told me. You know when you hit 10, that rico shit, you know what I'm saying? You're good. Next you'll be 10. Woo! Number 10, baby! That's right, that's right, that's right. Next you're gonna be here too. Y'all still don't know shit. Nah, we're still students at the game. You never don't stop me. You never don't stop me. Shit about no stand up comedy. Back when I was doing stand up comedy it was one microphone. The freak? What did you watch? The freak? I watched you stand up. It was just one microphone. I did stand up in places that they didn't even do stand up in. I done did stand up comedy in places where there wasn't even just enough room to stand up in. Hell. Shit. I done did stand up comedy probably everywhere you can do some stand up comedy at. Hell, I done did stand up comedy at a movie theater in front of the damn theater just in front of the screen my little ass right there, big ass screen didn't move a damn come on though. Damn sure did. I done did stand up comedy up there somewhere. Hell, nigga paid me show money to do stand up comedy money at his house at the top of the steps. Everybody just looking up at me at the bottom of the steps. He had that money. What about Six Flags? You ever did stand up comedy? I done did some stuff over there with Six Flags. I done worked with them before. I didn't work with the church. I done worked with them. I done worked with all kind of new groups and pastors and you got them live. I used to got them live. Shit. I was so funny I was so funny at the funeral the nigga, that dad was what he said. Lay it back down. I done did stand up comedy everywhere. Shit, I had did some stand up comedy for some folks who couldn't even hear. All deaf people. What they laughing at? They was looking at my lip. They knew when to laugh about this shit by the time I get to the shit they already laughing. They started off low and then they let the laugh out since they can't hear. The crazy part The crazy part I ain't gonna lie I did some stand up comedy room full of blind people I was so goddamn funny that night the nigga stood up and said God damn it, what he look like? The fuck I'ma lie to y'all. What the lady said? What she said? God damn it, what he look like? What he look like is crazy. What it is like is wild. When they did the show for the deaf people they didn't talk much. They heard I been killing shit. I guess they had a group chat How they gonna see? Some people can't hear some people can't see but all of them people still fucks with me. Y'all understand that? Shit, I gotta stand ovation. Don't do it. Don't do it. Oh my god. Stand up. Niggas, I had a show. I had a show. God damn show at Fort Valle State. Living in the wheelchair. Push this shit up and stood up like I was shit. I'm not. I'm that motherfucking good. Stand up comedy. That's stupid. Oh yeah. I'm talking about niggas who's cold. Some of your favorite niggas. I'm telling you some of your favorite niggas that do stand up comedy. When I was doing that shit in the club them niggas would come up to me and say you going up? Let me go and go up cause I ain't going up bad to you. Shit. Hilarious. Hilarious. To this day that was the goal. Put that pressure on somebody who wasn't putting pressure. It's just like motherfucking like damn you going up. Damn. I shit was always you ride the wave. You ride the wave. If the nigga before you do good you got a chance to do just as good if you do your shit but if you go up they're like they're probably all laughed out. You defeat yourself already. If you go up niggas ride the wave. If you go up there and rip a nigga going to say now I'm working on my niggas. Yeah. Alright. We're clapping for the niggas. Whatever. If you was in Detroit they wouldn't clap for you. You can't protect me the fuck. Nah man I understand they help you grow in the community. You gotta have some niggas that's funny on your show cause you don't want to be the only nigga that's funny. That make you look lame as hell. A lot of niggas like that though. They like uh-uh. And then go out there. They like hold on they ain't no matter what. They still high they ain't need to stare at you. Now they like you better be funny. We done paid our money. Nah you all look for the guy there and knock some of that dust off. You gotta be funny as hell and then you gotta get on their ass too. Like if you gonna be the nigga that come on and you talk about them niggas then it's funny. You can't just have them niggas out there irritating people. Cause sometimes a nigga be so unfunny it's just turning crowd off. Hey man y'all want to go get that crab leg? What a happy party man. Happy party. Oh my ladies make some noise. I can smell the perfume. Oh I saw a nigga getting mad as fuck cause a nigga said that nigga was on stage and said what a ladies in the building that ladies make some noise. Man this nigga up here doing my shit. He can't even go in there. So now you can't see him. That nigga gonna leave a comment too man. I ain't know what he stealing jokes on. No. No. He doing my shit. How y'all feel tonight? That's my shit. That's how I start all my shows. That's how I start all my shows. What he about to say he flew in from Atlanta too. Oh this nigga here. Damn. So I just had a son. He's just gonna take my life to run with it. You can't have nothing. This is my life. He's gonna take my shit. This nigga here. I went to the grocery store. So you buying eggs. So you home? Yes. Damn. Because you eat food. Oh my God. That's how they should be. They should pick your shit apart. I always keep this nigga right here. He say. I swung everything. He said. Hey man. Don't worry about me saying shit. You said maybe say shit. You said better. You gotta do your shit. I said what you mean. He said watch this. Somebody said my boy said and I knew he would hit you. I ran and go get him. Hey boy. He said word for word. He said. Word for word. It was word for word. You know how a nigga down there be knowing niggas joke. I'ma say it before he get the chance. You gotta be steady. I said bro he just said your shit. He said prayer. He was just on the show beard. He said your shit. He was like. I was like say it. He said. Watch that nigga. He said word for word. He rocked that bitch and looked at me. I was like. You not even doing it right. You're doing it right. I'ma show him. Show him real story. They can't take your real story. You stole a piece. My shit worked like this because it's me. That shit was so funny. You can rock with a piece and get somewhere. Wait till I show you in the context of how this shit supposed to be from the right mindset that actually thought it. Come on y'all. Ever since then I was like bro don't even worry about what a nigga see. We just saying so much shit to turn in. I'm going up there to go fuck the shit. They ain't even about the jokes. These motherfuckers know you funny. That's why they bought the ticket. They want to see you tonight. They want to see you do your shit. They got you funny tonight. That's what they care about. You funny tonight. I ain't gonna lie. Loze you got a joke that I love. Which one? That guy damn bull to the bull. That shit talking to this dumb ass nigga. That guy damn bull to the bull to the joke. Boy I love these jokes so much. Every time I see him I see him up. Amen. Talking to this nigga. I don't know. Everybody have. That's why the shit hit. Even if you don't want to. Like you said you gonna start out like that nigga. Just end up that way. But see that how it is though bro. One thing that why I love this shit. The stage is theater. I come from the theater. At the end of the day I look at that bitch like wet play. I love what I'm saying. But I ain't fuck with this side of the stage. Last night I'm gonna fuck with this side of the stage. Oh there's a chair over there. Let me see what I can pull from over here. This chair on this side of the stage. I'm always thinking bro. I'm always thinking how I can be better. Always. I'm like I don't know if I did it this way. But what if I do it time to 10. And do y'all ever feel like Y'all feel the energy in the room. And y'all be like okay. I know the people. I'm gonna say this joke. I just feel like I know they like this joke. Because what's the name. They like the name. But I feel like I'm gonna do something different for these people. Y'all ever like switch it up. Like when it comes to certain jokes. T.K. Curve he said don't be scared of the room. He said Rick he ain't never scared of the room. You are just. But that's really what the jokes are though. If you look at, you know who the fuck you talking to. You should. You just see how they respond to the shit that you already said. That's it. That's what they want. Take them down the lane. They'll tell you what jokes to tell them. But like my process now is even when I'm writing jokes. I'll write the motherfuckers as if they already looking. You get what I'm saying? I like that. You can tell. And if you got a show you don't give a fuck who they. I went to Buffalo. I'm saying white people. That's it. But that's what I'm trying to tell you. They didn't just show up. They knew it was you. I ain't nobody white in these jokes and they ain't gonna be tonight. That's one rule that they should whatever got you in the building. They do it. They ain't gonna wipe over doing it. Laugh in their ass. What you think they came for? They didn't want to come see you do a bunch of white people. They want to see the shit that you doing. What you doing anyway? I have a joke for you. Joke number one. What the fuck is this? This ain't that. Talk about just this. This ain't the birth time of white people boo. You. You sound to be like us. Come on, man. She was crying. We don't care if you say the intro, bro. We don't know about the roaches. We don't know about the roaches. Come on. We know you can do it. Tell us about the drugs, bro. We want to hear about the drugs, bro. Please. DC, start over, bro. Start over. Start over. You know what? With you, man. Nothing like this shit has happened before. No. We know it didn't happen. DC, start over. That's a laugh. Wait a minute. You gotta have an art, bro. You gotta love the art, though. The art. The fun part. My favorite part is the workout room. For me, bro, I still treat the comedy club like a workout room. I be trying to, but I don't. Sorry, comedy club. You gonna get this shit like you in the theater. No. I still be doing it, though. I still have fun. I was just talking to you about it. I'm fine, but I can't. I ain't saying I can't. I don't like that word. I be fucking around and do it, and then I end up perfecting it. Like, I'm working it out, but I end up doing it. Yeah, for sure. You can get that instant gratification. Right there on the spot. Keep in mind, these are like that hard comedy fans. People who go to comedy clubs on the regular. They love you. But they got their rotation of a few people a year that they gonna go see. And they gonna tell you, I seen Carlos when he came down, hit the end of coming next week, got them tickets. That's how you get, like, intricacies of your joke. The details. I can stretch this bitch out a little further. You know big show, you hitting that bitch like pow, pow, pow. That's your shit that rock, you know what I'm saying? When you get in that shit, it's like, it's a little bit more. But I feel like with the workout room, you don't have the pressure of it's a show because you ain't paid. Y'all love comedy. Y'all came out to see a nigga jibba-jabba. This is part of what you just got to do. This is a... Hey! All that is fascinating. When you go to the workout room, that's where you get the details of that shit, though. And that's a whole different crowd. They might even give a fuck that is comedy. They just did my wins. They got them $7 wins and I'm in this bitch. I fuck with y'all, man. Them niggas right there be like their stories. That's be the best shit. The feedback from the crowd. You know what I'm saying? You'll get the best punchline from their truck driving, pussy buying that nigga who's sitting at the bar. Right. Look at you. I wrote that one. You can say 30 jokes about this nigga every week. Man, y'all leave me alone. You got it. I don't fuck with you. I got you. I had two of them. Two of them. Two of them. Ain't my dog in there. She did just my shoes on. I don't have puppies in the truck. Fuck all that. He's stupid. The bitch took her shoes off. I ain't fed it. She thought it was me. Say that one. Say that one. Now we're going to win. You can put this in your bag. You can use this too. Don't forget about it. Don't forget about it. I'm not going to do it. I'm going to forget you. Damn it if I do your joke. You're going away. You know I wrote your joke. Hey everybody. I'm going to call my daughter. Tell her I wrote the joke. I fuck around and make a workout room. Man, I had hosted so much shit around this city. Man, I'm telling them in the car. I'm going to kill your ass. What you was telling them? I called Cal. We were saying it was Cal. When I can. I just need to find them. Man, just get that bitch. I ain't going to do it. I'm going to fucking do it when I can do it. I got to tell you. I got to tell you not going to do it so you do it. Cascafe with me. It's still going on. It's still going on. It happened tonight though. It happened on Tuesday. Working on Tuesday. I remember when we moved it to Tuesday. I had a room. That was a real workout room. You literally going in there to excuse me. We're gibbering and jabbering. Fuck around and go and get me a little guy. They were there tripping on Tuesday. Yeah. It's Thursday shit. I'm all the way with this man. Thursday shit. Let's do it then. I'm leaving on Thursday. I need a little Wednesday night. Wednesday night joint. With Willis. Somewhere with some good parking. With Willis. Got to have that good parking. It's a lot of new shit though. Yeah. You had a fire? I had a fire. That would be crazy. In the corner by the boss of this. We just found me a good local junk. It was a butt crack. I'm being real too. By the boss there. I'm on it. Get with me. Next to the J.R. Cricut. Comedy somewhere. Further down. By the bridge. What's the spot over there? It's on the one. Can't even ride down. I'm not gonna put the room together. What's the other club down there? The red game wasn't a cafe. Everybody do the spoken word. What's that shit bro? What? That shit by the varsity where everybody do spoken word and shit. We used to do comedy shows. The only thing fucked up about that is the parking. Uncle. It was down there near there. I don't remember. All these clubs have run the gallery. I told ya. They hosted over a hundred. Club Paradise. Ross Will. Miami Nights. To a chicken wing spot. I don't know. Then they had South Beach over there. South Beach. Here we got a club. South Beach in Atlanta. I was bumming. I was like that. When I first went out I was coming up. I was bumming. I was like you funny? It was later too. Not tonight. You gotta tell it. Not tonight. I got that furlough gun. I said oh yeah. I got the mic. Ain't no let go. What's going on down? My mouth started getting dry. Room started spinning. You gotta move out of that spot. I wanted some water. You gotta move. It's a suck box. Somebody was saying what else you got? I said oh. Shout out to my ladies. Shout out to my ladies. I said yeah. I said yeah. Shout out to my ladies. Shout out to my ladies. I said that was in that cook. I said that ain't a big cook. I said I'm going to get me a little plate. I'm going to down. I did that Sean Locker. He was hosting that time. He remember that shit. Oh for sure. Yeah. That one in the worst room. That was it. I never forget that. When you knew that this comedy shit was what you was going to do. Before you even started when you just been making people laugh because that's how it's been for me. I feel like most comedians you don't just you know what I'm saying. I knew I wanted to be real and I want to get real respect in it. I did love comedy. I love comedy. And I knew in order for me to get the respect. So you was always making people laugh. From social media. I'm talking about before that. When you was a kid. Yeah that's what I'm saying. Act out moves. Another professor for my favorite. I used to sit there and it was crazy. So what was the first time you realized you was funny? I didn't even talk about before. I used to do prank calls. For this lady who stayed next to me. Her name is Doc. I used to do prank calls. I used to have like a pasta. For her. She used to say call this lady. Oh she tell you to do it. Yeah call this lady. I swear to God my momma never knew. She always tell my momma your son. Crazy. How did she know? I used to go over her. I used to go over her. I used to go over her. I used to be over there. Acting like a pasta. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? She used to do prank calls. I used to say this is pasta banks. I was just calling to let you know that you forgot your tithes and paid your tithes and all that. And it was the official she gave me all the perfect details to say everything I didn't know. I'm talking about from my birthday from goddamn that she didn't pay the tithes from just everything. Call her sister. Everything. I had folks fucked up. So they were really like I'll be that son. I promise you pasta. I used to be praying for people. I prayed for people. It was another story when this lady was pregnant. She was pregnant bro. I prayed for her. I prayed for her. I prayed for her. I prayed for her. I prayed for her. You ain't ready to river. But it was like, I was like, not the official pasta, but I was like a deacon of the church. People don't really... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could tell the scenery of the church and everything. They be like damn, okay. I used to tell people like, you gonna see me on Sunday, we gonna pray together. They get the church Sunday, look for me. I was like a freshman in high school. 19th grade. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. Praying for people in there. You were just over there cutting the food and she was like what the fuck is this shit. And that was the moment. My homeboy used to tell me, you're like boy, hey boy, you don't make it to the interfere, you're going to be a comedian. Most of you used to tell me this shit all the time. I swear to God. I don't want to think of that shit. I don't want to think about it. I don't feel myself. Now as I go back into that shit, I see what people were seeing already. That's what make it. I was funny on the team. I was funny on the team. From college to when I was in Georgia State, it was to a play where like, Niko was trying to be a fun on the team. And the coach was like, no, that's his job. Y'all can't do that. I swear to God. I used to get away with it. I used to get away with that shit, bro. If you not Mr. Mikes, you shut your ass up. We feel such a dumb ass now. I swear to God. Well, I got to be serious. You're not playing. Well, I got to put this shit out. You shut out, too. Call it. No, call it. During the moment, though, and then like real talk, when I start, like at this moment, when I start like doing like the big shows, when I start doing shows like, you know, Mike up, you know what I'm saying. I see y'all around. I'm like, man, you know, this shit is real now. This shit is serious. You know, show it, bro. That just stop everything and letting it know like he's in his right position. He's in his purpose. He's like, we supposed to be doing this. You know what I'm saying? Who you seen when you were like, I got covered in that scene. Like you stand up like some of my favorites. I'm like, he's great for real. Who you done seen when you were like, you got some awesome fucking jokes? Right. Which was inspiration growing up. Nigga, I just went to, bro, I ain't okay. I just went to Kevin Hart working on some new material. And I just saw Dacia Peal at the stage about two, three weeks ago. Bro, I saw that shit, bro. You want to start over? I said I said, bro, this shit crazy. You think that she infinitely What? Man, what? Effonently. We working on our ass off. Asher Larry going crass, Asher Larry going to Rolls Royce. Everything he say, they throwin' it. Asher Larry, this is gonna be sleep shawty, but shawty is shawty one of the ones. He come on up and shoot on boys. That work. Oh my God. He been funny. Oh my God. And if we come through the rules we was just talkin' about, he used to come through Cloud9 and have people about to throw up like you said, bro. It's all grown up. And I used to be like, I don't want to make these things like this. You know what? You think it's not gonna get to never see a fuckin' JB Smoove in his prime? They talk about his Montreal shit. I think it's some shit he did up in Canada, some shit. Man, they said that was the coldest shit, like rippin' it. I know for a fact, JB Smoove a beast. He don't want to know, I used to see like in Common View and all that, I'm like, bro. I can hear about these motherfuckers, they don't want you to see them. You be like, this shit just different, I guess. You feel that shit. That shit, I can feel it. Shawda just was a great goof-ass joke teller. Like, he... But he make that shit beat. He's a ton of beats. You write about that, y'all. You write about that. Tony Robbins got thrown into Joe's room like, man, that motherfucker, you know what he can tell her too. He'll sit up there for a whole hour and you be like, how you do that? You know who, 5-5 Steel? To that day, I ain't know how to, I'll tell him I got a great crowd control. Nicky said joke, he be like, oh look, we walk over here and I'm like, I didn't hear anything to do that shit. Tell me days. Oh no, for sure. He a general on this thing. He a general, it's a different way to be like, look, they ain't a Navy. No, I'm sure. No, I'm sure. No, I'm sure. Navea Crawford too. Rap music. Shout out to Navea. I saw him in Memphis. What? Oh my goodness. Hey, he want him to get a big gun. He don't care what no do-do. He don't care what no do-bye. And then he got 50 cows. Then he got AK-47. He got 12-gauge shotgun of that bitch. Saw it off. If you ain't got shit like that, get your ass. Go home, my boy. He said that in the middle of the stand and don't move and just hold it in my car. Fuck no. And he have a different seat. Every now and then. That shit is dangerous. Yeah. Oh, some more good yet. Oh, so I'm gonna tell you something more. The more peace among men, the more they hold your own and... Nah, I think it's just that, her shit just so flawless. No, that's what I'm saying. It's all that where you forget all that. She's the only woman on the show full of men. And she holding her own nigga, smashing niggas. She smashing some of the niggas out on the show. I'm like, oh, she's a monster. Boy, do you rate your food? Yes. For show. For show. For show. He was the first one I went on the road with when the comedy club didn't know my name. They like, do you see who? I already had like a big .5 followed in. I had to go on the road. I had to go on the road with. On the road? Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Surgeon. Stupid. Deion Cole. Ali Siddiq, too. Ali Siddiq. I had to call Ali Siddiq. That's why I called you and said, let me get Ali Siddiq. You dropped the new one. Don't you want the DC one? Yeah, drop the new one. He's a master of story telling. Oh my God. He's a master of story telling. That's crazy. You know how everybody got their own shit? Online brush. He sent them a chair in his car. He's a master of the master of story telling. Like that shit ain't no shit. You just motherfuckers be trying to sit out and gig it like, no, it's a whole thing. Like you said, that motherfucker mastered it. He crafted it. He started that process a while ago and he's. And he learned how to do it. He was patient enough to just. He made it. That shit out there. But then I also, I asked myself, hey bro, I said, how do you master at telling some real shit even though you being funny? Not saying that it can get you locked up, but it's, it's shit real. And he was just like. The thing about that type of style though is like, you have to go to the face, go through that face where it ain't funny. Because it ain't necessarily like, you know where the funny part is, but you got to, it's more about getting to that style and that comfort of being able to deliver that shit. Because that same shit that a win you award, you got to, you got to build that shit up too. Especially when it ain't just like some ha ha shit. You talking about real life shit and you trying to figure out where to put the punchline in. In the great part about it, it ain't really a punchline. This is your real life shit. And you trying to figure out how, how you going to even feel talking about this shit in front of people if you ain't never did that before. At time, you got to separate the time from the tragedy, especially if you talking about some stuff that's tragic like that. That's what they say, time plus tragedy. And the main comedy. I'm going to give you a gem. He told me, he said, DL said. What'd he say? I want to make sure I caught it right. I said, the funniest you'll be, you only going to be the most funny you'll be, the most honest you'll be. Ain't no cut on me. Ain't no cut on me. And I was just like, damn, I got to be honest. I just said, you got to be honest, yeah. Oh my shit. But that's what I said so. I just saw honesty at the highest level. When you really burn yourself out if you just try to make up a whole bunch of shit to talk about on stage. Right. You got dead true. You got, I mean, even if it ain't, you still have to, it still have to be your experiences. That, that, right. But you still got to have the room to be creative with this shit too. It's art. You can't feel the real life. It's art, you on stage. It's still the atrix, even though this is a different part of the theater. Got some people that sing as art. Got some people that do plays as art. You got some people that do stand-up as art. Got some people that are musicians as art. Once the stage, you're there in your position and the lights will come on. What are you in the renaissance world? You have to perform. What is that? We picked the hardest fucking job, though. This shit is it. Yeah, man. That stand-up is fun. Yeah, cause this shit ain't like lip-syncing with music. The crowd says it's fun. Yeah, nah. You can't get there. Fuck the world. Cut the knob. Ain't no band. Ain't no band. Can't start over like a skit, none of that. Here's this. Okay pause it and then run it back. Let me take another take. It's straightforward. You got to get it right here. Yeah. Right now. We're saying how we out of the emotion that we felt that day. No damn. Art emotion is totally opposite from when we come on. When the motherfuckers call our name, we be like, they don't know we cut that shit off. Whatever that is. Nah, fat shit. Here we go. Ah, let it go. Muffler, get those sights off. Yeah. Muffler, get off stage. Go right back to crime. Fuckin' bitch. Ha ha ha ha. Ain't what I have holds. You know, fact, that's real. That's real. That's what I be telling people. That's real, bro. That's the best time. That's the best time. That's the best time. That's the best time. They call me up. Okay, here I go. Nah, it wasn't that. Nah, it wasn't that. I am a check. I go to the ER after my set. I will. That shit a-fix it. I'm talking about I make it do that whole bitch. I'll hit that a hill as much as I can for it. Go, go, go. Go out there. Out, out, out. Hit that bitch. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sneak. Bro, that shit, my lungs open up for that shot. He was all my oxygen, nigga. Came back this. You did that shit for real? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went to a college show, nigga. I just got out the fucking ER after a fucking asthma attack, nigga. Trolled to that bitch. Crazy how that stage had changed everything. Yes, it was. What if they wouldn't let, what if it was outlawed? We couldn't be comedians, man. That shit would be crazy as fuck. I don't know what I'd be. They trying to do it. I don't know. Money not. Yeah, I need it. I need it. I'm selling, I'm still selling it. I'm still selling jokes. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm still selling jokes. I'm still selling jokes. Look, man, I put my face on them chairs. Fuck that. They sold out. I bought the ticket. Uh-uh. Like, oh, you going to work? Ha, ha, ha, ha. I'll record some lamps and put them in the seat. You stupid. Nah, that's the thing about it, man. Nah, fuck that. I need my job. I'm selling jokes. Oh, there's no shit that's going to make you interesting, though. We sold out. Everybody scream, come on. Ah! What? I need my job, man. That ain't stupid. Fuck it. You bullshit. Now, they ain't going. They can't change that shit, though. It's just not a putting so much bullshit in the way. You just got to be clever enough to outsmart these motherfuckers. Yeah. But that's why you got to show love to the comic book, because that's always like a circuit that you can always go back to and just be like, because they need you just like you need them. Like, hey, I want to come in your room. They like, whoa, we ain't had nobody in here for months. Please, please, please, nigga. We ain't sold shit. Who's all about shit, though? That's what the pandemic was. I didn't need people like a motherfucker doing that. But then that's why you got to realize how blessed you been. Because I'll add a question. I'll be like, bro, you ain't sold? Yeah. Like, who here ain't laid a week? They're like, so-and-so. Me and Tiki, they sold. Maybe a hundred. I'm like, damn, then you realize you sold out. Yeah, that's blessed. 6M? That's blessed, yeah. The club always there, it was really going on. They really were there. The waiters be like, man, Sunday's usually slow. You like it. You guys came in and shut it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, come back any time. Come back. Come on, come on. You know that scoop, that's a renaissance. They were like, nigga, it was slow for like 6M? I done fucked with that club for so long. The comedy fact, in the back of the book. I been going to that club so long. I remember when they used to book you a room at the hotel. Yeah, yeah. I was going to cry. It's the test room. It's the test room. The hotel that is the test room. Don't put me into trouble. That's a big room. This was the best fight on my tour this year, nigga. Baltimore? Nigga, no cap. Every show was better and better. And I was like, I'm like, y'all just lit. Man, every show, nigga. It's so hard to get off that stage. Them four was up there. Just like how we were joking, like DC. Them four was like, DC, obviously. And they're like, they don't know I had a moment before I even got to Baltimore. Had a little moment to myself where I didn't need to get right, not knowing that God was preparing me to have the best weekend on my whole tour. You see what I'm saying? Went out there and them four was like, what, nigga? What you got? I'm like, y'all, whoa. Everything. If you play, nigga, we want whatever you feel worth it. Feet, let me hear it. Let me hear what you're trying to work on down there. We're going to let you know if it works or not. I'm like, what, they, they, they, they, I had to get that time about. It's hard to get off stage and then go to the, then start all over. When you got to leave this place and then go over here. And you like, I know y'all fought with me, but y'all don't fuck with me, we're like, I ain't fucked. Especially if you got some three shows back to back. I got a question for you though. You know, you, you came up in the music, right? You know, so you was music, man. Like have you always had the vision of doing what you're doing right now as far as like coming? What made you think like, you know, for you, like, okay, y'all, this is it for me. I know, of course you still do music, right? You know, what was that thing that clicked to you? I always knew I was going to be an entertainer. I always knew that was the, the goal, to be an entertainer. Well, if it was music, I know music was going to lead in the acting and it was going to be like a balance of that. I never knew I had to do stand up. I knew that they would one day know my personality about how I care about myself because I was like, oh, you're a good actor, even though I like your music, but nigga really can act. Yeah. When I was just paying attention, when I was still, because, you know, I hadn't got stabbed up and shit, so when I was still and my part of it was like, you need to do Vine. I ain't listen to him, you know what I'm saying? And then he came back around like, let's just try the shit out. He was like, cause I already been telling people about you. God was freaking through him to me. So I'm like, why are you telling people? I'm sitting back like, why are you telling people about me? And I don't even know what this is for trying to be this. He's like, I'm telling people, I got to find out that's that funny. Wait, he's on here, I'm like, so you set me up for folks. I even got there, so when I got there, it was like, it was just like, it's the initial, when you do what God tell you to do. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. That was wild. That was wild. Yo, come on, man. Especially what I didn't say. Man, man. But when you get that part out, don't do my dog like that. He trying to promote. He good. He worried about the kids. That ain't good, man. That ain't good. Yeah, damn. But when you do what God's gonna tell you to do though, I'm trying to fake to tell you. No, that nigga don't give a damn. But now, but when you do what God's gonna tell you to do, it moved quite fast. You know, it was like, but even when it moved fast, you still gotta be able to learn and be like, all right, that's what happened. He gonna bless you every step of the way. It's not gonna be easy. You know, don't stand up, it ain't easy. But if you put it in words, you put it in the love for the art, you gonna get it. That's why I stand up on that stage, bro. That's my safe haven. Because even when I'm down, I can put all that shit into what I'm about to do, nigga. So if I'm feeling a certain type of way, bitch, it's gonna be a nigga on my set who will feel that way. And I'm gonna make him see what I'm about to say. That's the best thing about to stand up. I'm gonna get it out, my God. Like, I'm gonna stand up. I mean, I remember a show I came to in Chicago. It was Mike Hill. Right, it was Sid, Sid Entertainment. Right, D.L. Hughes. Yes, sir. I think it was Urquhart on that, too. Urquhart. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Or... You can't do that both of them. And I was sitting back over there, looking at it, I said, this nigga ain't gonna do that, man. That shit him. And that moment, that shit inspired me so much. Your story telling from that, like, shit, like that, like, bruh. Like, oh, my God. I like that. I like that. It is, and that's the most... It's the most shit you can do. Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. You can't shit it. No, man. No. That's not the thing. God showed you, like, look. Look how I allowed you to bump shoulders with. Yeah. Look at them. Watch them. Why don't they stand each? Do what I need you to do. Yeah. You ain't here for no reason. But learn. But go out there and do great. It's just gonna be great. Yeah. Give them your all. I ain't finna come out and stay. I come out and stay. I come out and stay. Like, once the curtain hit, and then I know it ain't no more crying, I be like, whew. Like, whew. They was great, right? They be like, but he did good. He did good. They was everything cool. I was like, okay. I don't want to make sure I did what I supposed to do. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. Like you said, that shit did. That shit did. I'm both sides. That shit did. People come up to you and say some dark ass shit after these shows. What? They didn't know the type of shit that they going through. You know what I'm saying? They got it. Yeah. That. Be that type of shit you see in the news, man. Yeah. That's it. Damn, that was y'all. Shit. Appreciate y'all coming out, man. Goddamn. Yo, give them, train them. They put all the respect over there. You don't make them laugh. Just make them feel good. Just make you. That's what you had. I needed that. I needed that. When you hit that enough though, you're like, damn. See, now that ain't just about you. Like, it's a motherfucker out there that need that little particular therapy you giving. We're going to keep on having that little motivation to push on through. Because they going to sit up. They going to tell you, hey, I'm going with you. Did, did. And get what only kept me going, watching you. Now, that's how you know how to do that. Damn. Now, those are the drugs. That's the drugs. When the motherfucker be like, shit, I can't wait to fry it. See, it's motherfucker. See, it's motherfucker. Last one. I need it. I need it. They think it's motherfucker. Last one. Because I know they coming. Shit, man. Bro, man, this motherfucker. I'm ready to get serious. I'm out of fucking. I'm ready to get good. I'm ready to get angry. I mean, I got to go for it. I got to go for it. Too long time, man. I can just be serious, man. All weekend. Bring out the hijinks and the shenette. The shenette, you guys. That's what they come for. That's what they come for. That's what they come for. That's what they come for. That's not funny. Go out there and give em y'all a nigga to get with. This motherfucker out there that's on that time to time, he like, nigga, just... They don't know when you have ass. Not for show. Don't have ass. You got to get the people a good show. You got to do all the shit that their regular life won't let them do. You got to go crazy. Because they can't. Right. You got to go out there and do the shit. They're like, man, do some wild shit. I've been looking at unnast people all week. Do some crazy, you know how they just like that? Do some crazy, do some crazy. Do some crazy, so you get what it is. That nigga ain't been out since 94 if you get what it is. Unn been locked up and he grow good with auntie. So he ain't been around the family. He scared to laugh in front of them. He want them to be sad for him. How you feeling when you got to the first stand and up? When you saw people standing up, you like, ooh. Yeah, that's a motherfucker, yeah. That, and also getting claps after a joke. Yeah. Claps. The claps. That's damn not more better than a, that's damn not more better than a lamb. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, this is special, yeah? You're making it feel real. I like the claps. The claps, the joke is good. That stand and all, though, I just sit in it. I just sit in it like down, and like, it's just like everything feel real, like nigga. Yeah, that's what, yeah, bro, that's your shit. It's your sanctuary, baby, you know? We got a little preachers, we preachers for real when it comes to this shit. Three jokes ago. I like when my fuck be laughing from three jokes ago. And it pretty much goes, What you do about that guy now? Then that down to a callback. They'll try to make it a callback. They'll say the shit back to you. They be in the car to say that joke, nigga. All day, and they round home, and you know what you say? It's such a mess. Do out the whole week saying that, nigga. This is a question. Not saying it all like when people ask me, dude, it'd be like, I'm such an executive. I want whatever, I want to get out of it. What do you want from this? From this? Yes. I want to be a part of the new generation when it comes to it, man. I want to be the inspiration. I want to let people know we can make it. We can be like the Jamie Foxx, we can be like the Eddie Murphy, we can be like the Marlon, we can be like the Cameron Hartz. You know, can we come to social media, but a lot of people don't believe that we can get to that point. Cause they done fit us in this box already. And they say, oh, they come to social media. So for our seriousness, we had to go do stand-ups so they can really quote unquote take us a little shit. Now we got to act, you know. I mean, we don't want to skit. Show them who's motherfuckers. I ain't serious. That was the only way for us to get that attention, to get us around the people that we around now. That was the only thing. All right, next week I'm starting my skit. It was done, it was done. You are, you're the OG though. No, that's why I'm doing skits. Fuck it, fuck all these jokes. I think I've been doing all these motherfuckers jokes. These things come through with these skits and got all the money. They been telling jokes good that the motherfuckers don't have shit. Fuck a joke. They got skits, we're crazy. We don't want to get in these goddamn skits. Give me some black out for us to watch, man. You don't got to do all that shit by yourself. Self is saying, ain't putting nobody in the skit to put that girl that big ass booty. The stars, the stars right there on this link. You don't want to see no bloodies. Start on the foot. Man, it is crazy. That nigga's so self, she got a little pot in there. That's how much he wanted to himself. That's funny. That's hilarious, that's hilarious. That nigga got a, that holly got two million Instagram followers. That's funny. Nobody ever seen this bitch. Nah, that's how it be. The show too when I be on stage, what the fuck? Nah, they be just like that, that's hilarious. That nigga selfish, that's funny. I don't even thought that was so bad. I said one day overseas, Pauly. Nah, he ain't real? Yeah, that's a real person. He's a real person. I'm sure y'all probably haven't seen him before. Y'all just didn't know. I seen him. I think. You in the franchise, boy, I seen him. Nah, I am. It ain't them. No, he invisible. I ain't the French out. I just seen the hat movement. That's gotta be that bitch. Thank you, Pauly. Nah, you're a real person on the show. I remember what I did the first time, I said it's not the first time. I posted a video and people were saying, they was like, who is the Pauly guy? I remember the first guy, Pauly, and I kept seeing that shit. And I said, hey, I'm going to do this shit again. My boy was like, nah, don't show me. He's like, don't show me. Say, do this shit again. Right. We made another video doing the same shit. They kept saying it. Who the fuck is Pauly? And I did it the third time. Do it. Then again, they about to, who the fuck is Pauly? We want to see what that nigga got. Niggas. I said, there ain't no need for me to show them if I show it. It's going to be over with. Right. Don't worry about it. He brown. That nigga. Throw me some Pauly. Niggas. Niggas. Niggas real for show. Don't care. You know my favorite. This is big shit. Niggas, when you walk outside and the guy damn birds chirping, you just agree with them niggas and go back in the house. Oh, well, I'll go on to that. But you did shit the other day. Uh-oh. You're going to jail. Did you hit, did you? With the wind. Did you hit? The Cisco. Ain't any of that shit the original? That one ain't even done. That one ain't even real. Right. That was out of the pillow. It was out of the pillow. Listen, bro. Listen, bro. Bro. That one makes niggas different, bro. I never had the energy to do that shit. You know another one? I don't want to be your motherfucker. Go to the street. Listen, bro. That shit funny here, bro. There you go. Look at these niggas, bro. You wasn't in that too? That nigga likes that one. That's it, bro. Y'all did that one. They don't know what it was. I'm like, they clashing right here. They don't want to see it for a minute. The funny meme, though, with that lady who looks like yours. I'm so glad that time. Hey, boy. I'm so glad that time. I don't care what you say, bro. That's a great hunt. I had older than you. That's a great hunt. I got a meter. I got a meter. That's a great hunt. People don't look alike for no reason. I got a meter. Put it in there. Some people get lost. You ain't did the old man character. Oh, man. We saving for a show, man. We trying to put it in there. No, niggas. How are you trying to save some for a season? You coming out? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Me and this? Oh, yeah. I ain't want to spoil it. Oh, yeah. I'm tired of this shit. That shit come out. Yeah. You got some shit coming out? Yeah. Somebody just asked me about that. You know how it is when in the game, when you trying to get this shit together, and they don't understand. They just don't understand. So I said, you know what? I went and got a sponsor. You did? Went and found somebody. And they said, you know what? I believe in y'all. They make it work. That's it. It's a genius. It's genius, too. It's so genius. What? This shit. Like, see this shit? This shit gonna be. See, that's why I be trying to tear niggas. Oh. Why wait till you get high before another nigga you great? Yeah. What do? What the fuck are you saying? I told you it's all about the hustle. Hold on. So where y'all niggas in the movie? We been pinching it. What? What? Why you ain't know nothing about this? You said you want to party? Yeah. No, I'm not. Facts. Exactly. You want to pinch that, my boy? Put me on there. Put me on there. You want to pinch that? And I want to be the angry black man on there. I'm telling you, you in it. Angry black man, bus driver, something. Say no more. That's a matter of fact. Who the fuck you going to be? Put me in there. Off the shelf. Angry bus driver. Angry bus driver. You gotta be the boss. My daughter is the bad bitch. On there. And I don't want to fucking with neither one of y'all. Put your coins in there. Put the coin in there. Put it in there. Get out of the phone. Get out of the phone. You're gonna play two characters. Good. You're gonna play a white man, too. Exactly. Ooh, I'd be great. Y'all just ain't even seen my potential. I'm not. I ain't no. Spin the bag on yourself, too, though. I got the bag up, too. I was about to see what I'm adding y'all to my move I've been working on. I'm working on. I got a move I'm working on, nigga. I'm gonna add y'all to my move I've been working on, too. I don't nigga the car moving. I was saying no more. The car wash. No, it ain't car wash, nigga. It's something to do with some cars. I don't want to say it. Can I go and steal it? Yeah. Yeah. But if I had to throw like, you know, like a distraction off, just think of it as like, like it was some hood niggas who had some transformer cars. Don't say it. Don't say it. Come tell it. They're gonna steal it. Okay. I know who it is. I know who it is. I already broke it down. Listen. Say it for me. Say it for me. Say it for me. I got a 69 in Paula. Yeah, don't say that now. Don't say it now. Don't say it. Come on. I got another Smoomz black and white. And he smells chocolate. All I been doing is writing movies with these cars. I'm telling you, I got some shit. They done did all these fast inferiuses. No, I got a question, though. Are they like transformers or are they like robot suits? So you still in the car, but it's in the suit. No pictures right now. No, it ain't. You're right. It's transformers. But you wear it. Like a costume car. You ain't really a trend for them. You like Spider-Man, but you see the car. Now y'all want to do it one with us. I think I soup. Check this out. I tried to act like I souped. What are we talking about? I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, What niggas be trying to do anyway? It's a car. It's a car. It's a car. It's a car, man, it's a car, that man. You can't wear the fucking car. That's a car. That's a car. I'm talking about saying, they was looking. They're fuckin' find me and shit. That was my husband. That boy I was thinking. He was looking. They was lookin' style to figure it out. That's a car whole thing. That's a car. You said it before what I was thinking, But yeah. You just merged them off of your head, they was forcing me to merge right here, you just made them bitches keep goin' together. They got to, bro. regel in. Fuck that shit, I'm shooting shit that can give us when they like a season to see it's like, you gotta stop that shit too good. And, but it's like, no nigga, I'm shoving, I'm finna, I'm finna fuck the world up and show y'all niggas stop playing with us. And everybody who I fuck with is creative and I believe in these niggas and these niggas great. We ain't gotta wait for y'all to hire us. We hire ourselves, bitch nigga. Nah, we ain't. Y'all ain't, y'all ain't. I'm coming, y'all should be with this shit 2024. I'm so angry. That's real. Nigga don't even know. I don't know, I don't know the level of hustle. I'm angry. I'm pissed at the movie right now that niggas, y'all are gonna be playing with their friends. That's karma boy. No karma, I ain't got time. Bring it all my shit. That shit is crazy. I gotta get this shit out now. Change it. I don't know, I don't know, I don't wish to move. Now I'm glad everybody working on a movie though because that's just the next progressive step to make. But you gotta make it yourself, bro. Hollywood, I'm gonna throw the movie, bro. They had a cast and they popped up cause they put a budget on the movie and let me know that a movie that I created can be a $30 million movie. Okay. But the way the universe worked, the way God worked, somehow the movie didn't happen, the main character backed out and I was just a listener saying hurry up. Same country, same everything. Same, same, same, same, same, same, same. But it was somebody else and it was $30 million dollars off his shop in about three weeks. And they big ass shit down. I got that sent me the link, I was looking at it. I'm like, look that I called my phone, that's why you see this shit? Yeah. That's yours. That ain't my shit, no nigga, that ain't my shit. That ain't shit? No, that ain't my shit. Did they shoot you? No, they ain't shoot it, they stop. It was just a sign saying look, your ideas are there, it's just on you. You gotta get yourself in the door first to stop waiting for them. So wait a minute, they didn't do this shit with you cause they acted backed out. Then they came back around. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is how I been pitching. Okay. It's how you know this, like you know this your move because the way it's set up, what it's talking about, what's been to happen. But they not including you at all. They got the story they done took, the outline they done took, the people that carried there, they done that. No, no, hold somebody up. Holding on the project doesn't mean not to really get shot. Yeah. Yeah. They don't like. Yeah. Yeah, still that shit right up on your nose. But then they back that, stop. No worry about it. I know drama series. It wasn't for that. Two. I don't want to say the name. Cause people be still. We'll wrap off camera. Send them on. But yeah, let's keep writing movies. One of these bitches gonna work. All right. Some of these bitches gonna work. And you don't worry about whatever you want. Please understand that. You can bring it over to the app. Y'all want to make a black exploitation move? Fuck it. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. They ain't even got to be like in the same context, but like that style, like renegade type shit where it's just 1,000% black. Oh, you mean like, what was you saying? I don't know. I think it's a, we got to exploit the right way. Cause we exploit. Like Melvin Van Peebles type black. I might fuck with that. I'm talking about the blackest shit that you can make. That you can make. I fuck with that. The movie's so black, the whole theater smell like hot sauce. God damn. Oh, I don't want that. Popcorn and hot sauce. I got aspirin. That's probably good. That shit. Man, that's just a metaphor. Don't talk too much of it, though. Nah, I'm not just gonna eat kid. Popcorn gets soggy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, you just have a soggy hot popcorn. Damn, you just made me want to open up a movie theater. Soggy hot popcorn. Just show number movies that already came out.