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Uploaded on Jun 20, 2007
I am the world's last barman poet. I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinking on something I stir or shake. The Sex on the Beach, The Schnapps made from peach, The Velvet Hammer, The Alabama Slammer.
I make things with juice and froth. The Pink Squirrel, The 3-Toed Sloth.
I make drinks so sweat and snazzy. The Iced Tea, The Kamikaze, The Orgasm, The Death Spasm, The Singapore Sling, The Ding-a-ling.
America you're just devoted to every flavor I got. But if you want to get loaded, Why don't you just order a shot? Bar is OPEN!!!