 Get over sorry I got heated before but please don't tell me you sleep in your car Can you call us back? I'm an IO beside ourselves Did you really have to go that far could you not just stick it out? You know marriages aren't a bit of roses. Look, I'm not gonna shout but Just give this call. Hey Let us know you're okay. I'd like to make an inquiry on the rental you have online When I sent through my application, I couldn't see a deadline But I'm wondering if the owner has made a decision yet Well, that's the address of the property. I'll see if it's already been tenant and see side mansion one posh a boulevard swanket Okay, well that has definitely not been rented yet It's been on the books for more than a year and I just got a call from the owner So my vandalized the brick brick fence that he's keen to get someone in there I don't remember an application though. Can I please have your name Jolyn Kathleen Maxine Luling Pauline? Canteen Yes, here you are. Yeah, I'm sorry. We had to decline you You don't make enough money, but you take care miss canteen. Thank you Your wages not enough to cover the rent it's $1,200 a week, you know your poor salary would not even make a dent Well, yes, I thought it a lot, but I'm happy for him to pay me less But I wouldn't go under 800 or so below that it's not a yes Well pay me You want me to work for free It's a lot of work and this is not just a regular housekeeping gig I'm looking at the pics online and this job is big There's more to this house than keeping all the lights on and the pests out for instance check out that pool There's not going to clean itself out and look there's so many windows to clean and that marble is not veneer Not to mention all those cobwebs gathering on the chandelier I would not just be keeping the pipes from freezing or keeping an eye on the dry rot That house is huge. The vacuuming alone is going to take a lot No, no, no, I'll have to stop you there. I have to make it clearer The only question for this chateau isn't seeking a housekeeper or a gardener or a pool cleaner or a guard of security He wants someone to tenant his investment property. Oh, I get it. It's his property. He owns it. It's his thing He wants someone to look after it like a caretaker live in It's not like he's gonna let me make it my own by putting a picture up Or have a dog or paint the walls and at any point he can chuck me out No, he wants me to live in it like a ghost like i'm not even there while tending to his possession He basically wants a house au pair Oh, of course he wants the tenant to look after his asset But he is expecting you to pay the rent as well. Do you understand that? No, I'm sorry. I don't understand He wants me to look after his property, but in return he doesn't pay me. In fact, I give him my money Well, yes, how's he gonna pay off his mortgage? And not to be selfish, but how do you propose I will get my brokerage? So you're telling me he not only wants me to take care of his asset for free But after all that he wants me to pay back a loan off for him not for me Oh, yes, well, I don't like how you phrased it, but that's essentially correct I can't be sure of mr. Lord situation. Perhaps he's paid off his debt People don't always use a rent from mortgages. It's certainly not a requirement Perhaps the rent money is used to other things to get you that just fund his retirement So mr. Lord wants someone to live full-time in his house and look after it and pay his bills. Oh boy. What a loss I'll have you know that mr. Lord Is not a scammer. He's worked for every penny he has and on that point I'll hammer Except for the pennies He wants out of me Except, but hey, I don't know what you're trying to achieve But you pay the guy to look after his place and leave it without a flaw I mean you pay the guy and you look after his place. Whatever. It's the law. Well, the law means that he's double dipping He's taking from me to add to his winnings Why should I have to fund his retirement? What makes him think he has to my life that kind of entitlement? I'm sorry. I've never thought of it that way, but that's the way it is I don't make the rules but in the background I can hear your kids I get the feeling they're doing a little bit of a rough sport. I feel bad for you, but sorry love That's all I've got Okay, then he can pay me for 50 a week He can pay you for 50 a week Yeah, I reckon I reckon that's more than fair For that, I'll keep the vandals away from his lair When it comes time to sell he'll be sitting pretty and I'll be able to afford a place of my own in the city Tell him I'll take for 50 a week, but not a penny less and for that he can do some work He can trim the hedges. Mr. Lord can't be expected to trim these hedges. Why not? Oh, I don't like what you allege is Mr. Lord doesn't do work. I mean he doesn't do work like that Of course. He works very hard, but it's different. He gets very taxed. He pays a lot in taxes I don't know. He's quite brilliant that way He's created many charities that he donates to every day That also happened to enrich him and his power and his schemes His taxable income has remarkably spelt given all of his income streams. Now, I mean his work is very taxing What work does he do that is so un-relaxing? Well, I'm not sure exactly, but you can tell by his business card It's embossed with a linen finish, so he's clearly important How can a guy be important when you don't even know what he does? Well, obviously he's so important that his work is invisible to us That doesn't make any sense to me. He sounds just like a wanger Oh, hang on. Yeah, you reminded me. I think he might be a banker But what does he do that's so important that in my world he's my ruler? Because can't you tell? He's rich, you dolt. He makes a lot of moba Look, stop with these questions, love. There's no way Mr. Lord will accept your picture Best he might bring the rent down, as admittedly, he's in a pinch The house has been on the market for several years or so He wants a lot. It's a gorgeous place, but if you have that much dough Then you've probably already got your own house It's a lot more than the average renter But good luck to your love. I hope you've found somewhere to lay your hat this winter With your cameras again So good news, he's accepted your offer for 50 a week But you do the hedges, pay the property tax and give the day for a tweak But Miss Canteen, just one condition Please don't tell anyone you're on to us Or you don't want them to come and grab the key You can move in today, that's as yours