 We live, we good, what I'm sounding like, what I'm sounding like, my necklace, what I'm sounding like, do I sound okay, do I, am I coming through, can you hear me on your audio device, I can't hear you, what did you say, what are you saying, come on, I didn't even come to play, yeah, and you goddamn playing, I'm about to tell your ass of what I've been up to, probably came to your city, yeah, a nigga just swung through for a night, and it was tight, and your girl she saw what she liked, uh huh, I'm cool like Sprite, that you drink at night, like Nick, I take a shit, on your girl didn't grab a tit, that's nasty, and that's sick, but there's a type of bullshit that I'm with, one more time, and they ain't lying, and I was spitting my rhymes off my mind, I shoulda wrote them down and took my time, but then no, cause I be lying, I don't feel like that no more, but this how I feel, ay, right damn now, while I'm chillin' in the motherfuckin' trap smokin' this black, on the motherfuckin' couch, at your mama's house is where I live, I just like stayin' that shit, cuz uh, every time you see me, I be cool as a bitch, walkin' through your city with a pocket full of money lookin' good, and that's what I'm used to, you think I'ma get one bad bitch, come on, I gotta have two, or a few, or the crew, cuz that's how I'm tryin' to come through, and somethin' white, and somethin' red, but my shirt got the motherfuckin' blue, see everything I say is true, even when I'm lying, and I be tellin' the truth, ay, I spit the rhymes outside of the motherfuckin', ay, and never go in the booth, bitch, cooler than a finger wave, on the side, that's your fiance, she'll never be your bride, one more time, talkin' my shit, ay, and this just the intro, I want to welcome everybody back to the motherfuckin' 85's self show, ay, back in the trap, ooh, and when we talk that shit, you can cut the bitch off right now, if you want to, it don't matter, bitch, yeah, what's up, that's what we been up to, y'all gimme some fake claps, man, yeah, act like you with the shit, you see me over here by my goddamn self, didn't nobody wanna come to work today, nobody, everybody tired, we been workin' too hard, this is the act of summer, man, the tour been crazy, and we went to mash a tucket, we went to mash a tucket, bruh, you never thought you would go to fuckin' mash a tucket? How do you know, as a man, that the pussy is for you? Ooh, she heard that, look at that, she said, yeah, how do you know that the pussy is for you? Not that it belongs to you, because if you don't wake up and watch it, pussy, it'll never be yours, it's always hers, but how do you know she wants you to have it? You think that's a hard question for me? If you with your girl, if you with a woman, and y'all got to have a sit, and she open her legs like this, and the pussy opens up by itself and makes that little sound, that little, that's your pussy, okay, when the pussy opens up by itself, you ain't gotta swear at nothin', the pussy's always stoppin' like a little stupid boy with a smile drop, come on, yeah, when the pussy got the little land, when the pussy to the leg is swappin', yeah, that's all you, that's all you, okay? And perform at a casino? Come on, man. All up in Connecticut? Where else we been? All up through Charlotte? St. Cloud. Oh, fuck St. Cloud. Fuck St. Cloud. That's probably the worst place I've ever been in my life. If the government is watchin' this shit, shut down St. Cloud, Minnesota. So fuckin' scam, fuck them. Almost went to jail fuckin' with them people. That shit ain't funny, Greg, fuck you. That motherfucker said, me fucked up in St. Cloud. Just gonna stop the plane and be like, get off, figure it out. Hit the lift, that bitch say 45 minutes away. How the fuck the lift 45 minutes away? Then it was raining like a motherfucker. I got places to be. Trying to get to Minnesota. Speaking of Minnesota, that is probably one of the lavish places that we've been on this tour, right? Like, we get love everywhere. We get a lot of love. But Minnesota, that love was different. That was that. They missed you like you just got out of jail type love. Like, cousin that you ain't seen since you was little type love. That was love, love. Minnesota showed us love, love. Detroit, Detroit was some real player shit. Who got all some white buffs in this motherfucker? They ain't gonna make no noise. The Robins are doing that too. Look at my man got the white buffs on right there. You got to be a gangster. Got the Cartieres on shoulder. You ugly little fuck. With the glasses. I didn't think he was killin' shit. Jamila. Drive by in the 70s. Let them giant turkeys go right there, DC. What you want to do? Stop the car, man. I like my contestant in the Wizard of Oz. Look at him alone. I believe them niggas that witness protection or some shit. They got to be. What else? We been at Wells, man. I'm trying to think of all these places. Columbus, Georgia. Columbus, Ohio. See? Macon, Georgia. Dallas was crazy. Y'all don't even realize what happened in Dallas. You know who came to the show? Man, who came to the show? Somebody tell me. Joe, you know? Who came to the show? Clarks, who came to the show? Primetime, bruh. Primetime. You know Primetime hit me the other day. Guess what he talkin' about? Wheelchair man. Los, don't hit that boy. You trippin'. Carlos! Carlos! Don't do that! Don't do that! Don't hit that wheelchair, man. You hit that wheelchair, man. You're shit on the... Shit. Who the fuck rode the black? Who rode the wheelchair, man? Who rode that shit for you wheelchair, man? He like rode. This nigga done rode the black. He ain't like gettin' back. He ain't bullshit. Wheelchair man, you better stop. You better stop rode the black. Then come and get that wheel, man. Get back. This nigga standin' up. This nigga wheelchair man in the building. Wheelchair man done blew up on y'all niggas this summer. You know he done blew up. He got a beef with little Duvall. What? Yeah, he pulled up on Duvall. Left a threatening message. Duvall posted him on the ground. Man. Man, that shit fuckin' me up so bad when Wheelchair man jumped out that goddamn chair. I woulda paid cash money to see him rollin' in blood. Cash. Cash. Jumpin' out in the crowd. You don't never know what the fuck gon' be out there. You never know. I know it's a few shows we didn't make it to a certain size and they still hitting me about that. It's not personal. Shit just be happenin'. You go with the flow. You forget to go to the other side sometimes. These things happen. Shout out to Orlando, the Disney Land show. We happen to walk Disney theater and shit with it. You feel me? That type of shit. Two and three shows sold out. Everywhere we went, that sold out that showed us much love. I'm not doing Name the City. So don't get mad. We just thinkin' of them as we smoke weed and shit. Cincinnati. Cincinnati. Cincinnati. Tampa. Man, the whole state of Florida showin' love. All up in Alabama and shit. Huntsville. All that. We even talk about the bean town unless you gon' flick somebody's bean. Yeah, Boston was much love, man. The whole tour has been crazy. Y'all ready for the second half? Man, the second half is gon' be even crazier, bro. You know what we can't? I'm still Name the City. Cause y'all forgot about a dope-ass city. San Antonio. She's confident. Yeah, that's right. Talk to her. She don't give a damn. Man, don't you start. Don't you start. Bro, how about Cut Zoo? This nigga never stops playing. He never stops. People in the back be trying to direct. Cut the music out, bruh. They talkin' bruh. They talkin' bruh. L.A. Y'all gon' forget about the Crazy Crip nigga. Oh, yeah. Y'all don't never forget about the Crazy Crip nigga, man. He crippin' at the comedy show. Bruh, what the fuck? What the fuck is going on in these streets, man? Niggas didn't feel like laughing. A lot of crazy shit been happening. Shout out to all the women that sexually harassed us at the meet and greets. One lady grabbed Chico Dick from the back under. She clearly tried to make him her bitch. Don't no man ever want his dick grabbed from that position. From behind and under the ass. Man, that is sexual harassment. And I got sensitive balls. They had to hurt. Cause she hit them balls first. I'll get more vulnerable than that, bruh. It don't. The crazy part is her nigga was standing right there. It's like they playing this shit. Or something. Much loved all the ladies on the tour who been yelling now that they love us. We love each and every one of y'all back individually. You get your own love. This is not a universal to the group. This is broken down like everybody got a specific amount. And it's the same amount. I can't say that I'm in love with you cause I don't get to see you like you get to see me. And I know that sometimes when you see the wrong ones and you tell the ugly bitch you love her back. Like that's the bitch you like. So I want everybody to get their own individual love. And shit like that. Been a lot of fine ladies coming to our shows. Just walking around acting like they better than us. I don't get it. I don't understand that at all. But I appreciate them coming. Much loved all the niggas who bring their ladies to the show, bruh. Niggas be at the meet and greet. Hey man, don't hug my ladies. I don't want them cause she with you. With the fuck I look like taking your lady. She gonna go from a nigga who got stress and problems to a nigga like me. She gonna be fucking with you and then I come man, I'm not. I don't even like her cause she like you. Seeing her fuck with you is what turned me off. I'm sorry. Is that too real? You think I'm gonna see her bitch and look at her and oh, she need to be with me. No, that's what she doing. I don't know what the fuck they got going on. This is not 1980. Do you remember the 80s when niggas wanted to steal your girlfriend? That is the last thing you gotta worry about. Somebody stealing your girlfriend. The fuck I'm gonna do with it. I can't. Y'all live here. I'm visiting. Uh-uh. You can't be able to come to your city and ruin your relationship in four hours. That mean your shit was unstable when I got there. Hello? Message? Message? What else? Most of all the caterers have been feeding us. Keeping us full and the shit, all the barbers. All the people who've been giving us shirts and snacks and shit. Bro, this shit feel like we part of the rice movement. Bro, you pull up on niggas and niggas make sure you got a haircut, weed, uh, food, rides. Let me hit the weed. They're gonna be like, put that motherfucker black out. Y'all don't let me do nothing I want to do on this goddamn show. Y'all stop telling us what shows to upload too. Y'all don't run shit over here. As I look around and the work is being done I don't see not now one of y'all. So in the meantime, shut your ass up. What a weeder. Let me hit the dope. Out here talking all that shit. Amen, amen. Where the goddamn where the Montgomery show at? Well, actually this is mobile, but I'm tired of explaining this. I've been saying this shit for a minute. The Montgomery show was on the hard drive that Joe had that he was having trouble recovering the footage from. I don't. J.O.N. was supposed to be on the this is a true story. J.O.N. is supposed to be recovering the footage, but he has yet to do so. Now J.O.N. can you confirm this story? I can confirm that story. I do have to drive in my possession. He did recover some of the mobile show. I have recovered another mobile show. I thought you read some of it. But this week as soon as tomorrow we drive and we'll work on it and knock it out. See now you said tomorrow so even when they see this at any point in time whether it's next year, they still going to be like, J.O.N. lying motherfucker because he ain't never all I'm saying is we don't record these shows and go back to the lab and be like, you know what fuck these people. We're not posting that. That has never happened. The only times some shit didn't get uploaded was because of technical difficulties and I've seen J.O.N. go to the extremes to have these shows delivered. On Friday one time he sat in Starbucks for six hours why this shit uploaded. I don't know if he was coffee drunk or what but whether we're in the city or on the road you can look forward to 85 South Shore every Friday and we know that our demand has gone up and you have been requesting slash demanding more content per week but you have to understand baby we independent over here you think this shit just be this good when we record J.O.N. worked very hard and Craig also and J.O.N. and the staff is working very hard to keep you entertained each and every Friday. Now we do have some things in the vault to release but you guys have to be patient I notice that as the demand grows and the fan base grows you motherfuckers are talking to us crazy like y'all just think y'all can say whatever the fuck y'all want to say to us wow y'all just know that we working over here and there's a lot of opportunities that they about to you know they gonna bless us with in the future because we deserve some opportunities yes we're entitled to some opportunities you know why because we work our ass off let me be entitled once or twice let me some elevator music to the floor there's really no theme of this episode tonight this is really just a wrap up and a catch up to let you know that we hear you we read those comments we see what you saying and we appreciate the 85% us for hitting these goofies with the facts every time somebody say some shit they be like no check the files go back to the third Memphis show I see y'all and much love all the people who saying the 85% show is helping you through the tough times the ups and the downs mainly the downs because you know when you having your ups everything works good but when you going through your downs and you find some shit you can lean on that can help you get through them downs that's some real shit so basically this show should be available at CVS and Walgreens because it's medicine it's deeper than jokes you don't understand the type of stories that people you do understand because you right there you hear them I was speaking to the people who are watching this but I'm talking about people who have lost people people who have been diagnosed with things people who have overcome things people who are real life trying to figure out how to balance their mental health the medicine ain't working the alone time ain't working the family this is the thing that's helping them get through the downs you know what I'm saying on top of dealing with life that's crazy no it's not because I don't want to be dismissive that's amazing that's the better choice of words because it's so easy to not like some shit you could easily not like this shit and it don't matter what you do for these fans they always they always complain you never can do enough when they were like man go back to doing stand up go back to the trap drop some more episodes like bro I just don't understand how you gonna tell me how to do what the fuck I created how? I'm the one who told you you like this did you forget that part? ask somebody come on now that's how you talk to the CEO like the janitor you supposed to treat the janitor like you treat me not the other way around come on now I'm the chief executive officer I said that because I know a lot of y'all don't even know what the CEO stand for you ain't made no financial investment how you gonna tell me how to run my business how you gonna tell me how to run my business I don't remember taking on any partners you remember taking on some partners great Joe did you cut a side deal with G money these must be clashing them man then you the one bringing in new motherfuckers wow nobody told me shit nobody told me shit nobody told me shit make sure you hit the website cause we did launch 85 apparel we haven't done the formal official launch but we do have items available we still have the traditional and the classics available we just expanded over here people we expanded you know 85 media 85 apparel we about to open up old folks home we been talking to some people that's fucking hard that's a great little segue right there that's enough of my spiel I do another one later but in the meantime Joe I want to bring in somebody who is very near and dear to the 85 South show you know him and you love him you seen him on various episodes he killing the game right now just by doing this shit in his free time he didn't have to do shit else that's how fucking good he is now where you at man come in here man come in here get mic'd up I ain't mean to left hand your buddy I got the roach I ain't want the ashes to fall my pants is white now they get the microphone tell the nigga mic you up we got the staff over here man I had to find out the hard one nah man we she had told me to our production manager would reach out to you I said talk that shit that shit felt good to him man you gotta have a production manager what's a production without a production without a shift leader shit you see it look at that footwork a lot of people been asking me about the footwork and I'm going to tell you I don't know what they call these are the Chris Webbers you remember Chris Webber Sacramento King nah he wasn't the Sacramento first a lot of them low-key too Chris Webber he was with the Warriors first I do remember that he was the first one to get that big contract he got that money he got that money and things of that nature what you been up to pal just low-key chilling man you got to go out on the road and hit some of them shows man what you think I'm definitely down I already been telling niggas we on tour anyway so I don't know if I don't smoke this shit into existence I did one show with you I told Carlos they asked about you come on man don't make it like it was one when it was one show with you and one show with 85 South shows so I toured with both just like you said what's understood ain't got to be explained but you still got to explain hell yeah it goes without saying but we still going to say it what's going on with you not that you going to tell me the whole I tell you those hey man I'm living my life like it's golden I wake up every day and I just listen to I listen to Birdman just to get inspired man come on not his music but the shit he be talking okay I used to eat now and later man now a nigga eating alligators man come on man inspirational he used to just say shit that just stuck with me and it wasn't about the rap that nigga was the fucking he psychic he was saying way back then I feel when 2000 come it's going to be all about Wayne he spoke that shit into existence man people ask me all the time who is some of my biggest influences I can see him quote Birdman like I know them that everything this nigga ever said even the stupid shit hold on cause he say shit like this what he say this nigga said why my little BGZ on the bus putting out cigarette butts that ain't have shit to do with nothing nothing like Birdman could have had niggas right for him he didn't want that he wanted to get his perspective that nigga told about a cookout you remember he said 45 paper plates nigga how many people was at the cookout how many people was at the cookout how many people was at the cookout like you never seen paper plates come into 45 it's either 50's 20's or 100's now when you birdman cause this ain't just regular paper plate ball it's made out of money I like the way that nigga talk cause he sound like he always bout to crack and you know Wayne came out yesterday and I was just talking to Lil Weezy I was like Weezy you gotta keep doing your thing you hear me he just sounding like he on the verge of tears like he's in jail with it yeah so you fought with that him and Wayne back yeah yeah I fucks with that I love Cash Money record bro I love Cash Money record took over for the 999 in the 2000 I was already off the porch I was all the way in the streets you feel me I was the nigga who was out there buying them Soldier Reeboks 2 for $89 a black pair and a white pair gotta have both of them nigga Jabbo with the motherfuckin' color strap oh my god nigga the shorts too nah I ain't had a short I had a Jabbo plug way back in the day they ain't even sell Jabbo's in Mississippi bro guess who had them I was short Lil so my god damn pants you ain't no boat well the pants come different now you know we was sagging and all that shit yeah man these young niggas will let you have it that's why my shit so tight now you can't be out here with big pants they'll roast your ass let's take them big ass pants out beat paying little ass when these niggas have on straight leggings for real and these niggas still be having the strap on them they do I seen the nigga had to jump jump jump to pull his strap out to pull it out on the nigga but I said you gotta do all that to shoot a nigga man if a nigga did this before he shot me I deserved to get shot the nigga was jumping up loads like wiggling in the the fuck out of there he finally got it out you should have had plenty of time to get the fuck out of there I had to stand watch out he couldn't have had a pistol in them jeans I don't want to be no where where some niggas got some pistols I don't want to be around that type of shit I don't want to be no where no niggas got no pistols I'm leaving if I even think a nigga got a pistol I'm gone man well you see these young niggas that's why I try not to be no where no young niggas are because one thing I know they do have pistols and they not practicing they ain't we're gonna shoot everybody except the nigga they mad at and they brag about keeping one in the head I don't like them because these niggas are too comfortable with shit I'm uncomfortable with the rap songs they got young niggas said he jumped out the car with two dicks on him oh whoa I got two dicks on me whoa we get them dicks off that young man yeah the other niggas said he had to dick with the nuts on him and I just turned that shit off you think this shit part of the me too movement and shit it got to be turn the music off this is serious business hey fellas grown man you remember when you was 20 you could fuck all night yeah a lot of men came fuck all night no more if you want to go back to the days where you can fuck all night I know the people at bluetooth.com and they have given me a promo code so me and my partners can go get the bluetooth pills and fuck these women all night long because that's what they want these days really go to bluetooth.com and use the code 85 south show and get you a discount on your chewable bluetooth.com pills because they good and they make your meat get harder not saying that nobody is lagging in that department but I'm saying if you want to hit her with the rock hit her with the motherfucking rock go to bluetooth.com use the promo code 85 south now I'm not saying that this is FDA approved or nothing but you experiment with shit all the time why wouldn't you want to experiment with bluetooth.com if you got a look and you have a problem getting it up huh what you need to do bluetooth bluetooth.com go get you some bluetooth.com and go get you some you can make love to your lady come on y'all for a long long time and hit her with that wood swear to god I ain't lying it's a sexual stimulant it make your meat get hard it's a sexual stimulant it make your meat get hard it got to be the nigga what still me wrong I had to listen to the nigga when he was like he pull up with the stick and let it hit man hey just kill me nigga don't be telling nigga you pulled up with the stick and let shit hit on me amen you don't want to get shot by a nigga who got the dick with the nuts on him man how you ask a nigga to bar it though I got some beef bro I got to come pick the dick up you got to let me hold that dick today for show nigga come pick it up playboy put the nuts on that motherfucker too that's fucking strange I need the long nuts with the big dick hey man stop saying that because now they fucked you up the last time when you said you knew a fake pussy taste like I still ain't forget you for that shit that nigga he knew a fake pussy taste like no and then they can't replant it in slow motion yo be quick to say he fucked with me I don't ever see Joe edit shit but I said no he came back and showed when I said this shit I'm like this nigga don't put words in the fucking mouth no you said this shit no y'all got a big budget over here y'all don't start putting shit where niggas can sound like me oh shit we got voice over the volume doing the voice over and putting me in a commercial that's to be it I'm a mental health superhero now like niggas see me in the study I'm good for all of them I'm like no I'm just loosing Joe I wasn't doing this for nobody I was just sitting there bro Joe did catch you sitting there looking dumb as hell bro it was like you was talking to me like I was a part like y'all don't sponsor me you just sitting there like bro I wasn't even there loasing you know that's why I was so fucked up man hey you aligning his nigga man it was some real shit it was a commercial with that one yes man he was just right there and I was looking like that while you was talking yeah you was looking at me reading that shit oh man man this fucking internet is a strange place bro it ain't the internet is y'all they won't forgive you when you fuck up alright you still ain't told us how you know what fake pussy tastes like no look I feel like if I try to explain now y'all gonna twist the shit up and put it with the old shit and combine it but this was my thing I said I said you know what fuck it bro cause right now he's like niggas just got their own inside jokes man get this weed cause I'm gonna die laughing I ain't trying to smoke you gonna drop ass on this nigga no this what I can't do just get embarrassed in this motherfucker niggas already said those really don't fuck with you he never pass you the blood I said I don't smoke you gotta stop feeding into all this negativity in the comments section bro niggas told me that at the mall he was like when the 85 star show come to Atlanta you know what I think they doing they gonna end the tour in Atlanta he was like that what's up he was like bro those don't fuck with you he never pass you the blunt I was like I don't smoke they very critical they noticed everything we was at one show and this girl we was taking some questions from the artist the girl I said call us can you help me paper school I said hell no I ain't tell you guys to go to school and the crowd was like I was like damn they didn't see the brilliance in that they stupid sometimes was that the right kind of question to ask though why the fuck will I pay for your school yeah if she go on to be successful she probably never think call those help me but who the fuck but I'm saying you want me to pay thousands of dollars for somebody I never met in my life you ain't trying to give me no pussy they just do some for me you ain't even trying to negotiate what if she don't even graduate what if she don't even fucking graduate oh my god the least she can do is offer me some pussy that comes first till she graduate I gotta pay for the whole school you ain't ask your mama your daddy it's so much you don't know what school are you at you might be paying for some tech college just some not the shit on nobody every day I don't know every day I get on social media somebody's asking me to pay their bills pay their rent pay their school who the fuck am I to be paying bills for these people I hate when they start off with I know you might not see this that mean you ain't got a reply and I don't go see it you can read it but you don't have to reply I love how you gave me an excuse before I read the shit you gave up for this long ass message we better stop before they figure out how to get this money from us but I'm gonna go ahead and give them the secret you can't I'm not about to get in the way of what God got for you if you going through your struggle right now it's a blessing right around the corner who would matter jump in the way of your blessing your blessing might be to get put out so God can let you buy this house and see who really fuck I help you pay this rent you going to be stuck in the same spot and what they say about getting comfortable you can't that's what give you creativity you ain't never when you was up on rent you ain't hit me to come over there and kick it you ain't never invited me through you just want to hit me when shit bad don't wait to shit get bad to try to ask me for some shit cause you been up how long you been staying there in the first nine months of your lease you ain't miss the payment now you three months behind now you hitting me you ain't show me no pictures of the living room your page private I don't know what the fuck you look like you ain't let me see the kids me and my kids about to get put out send me them kids there let me see them I don't know how many rooms what's your plan if I don't come through you going to stay with your grandmother is it a walk in do you got somewhere you can go if I don't come through don't leave me in mystery like this cause now I'm concerned a little bit but not enough to send no money and then they cash out be some ridiculous shit what if I could sit there and ask you to pay their whole rent ain't my cash happen stacks on deck 100 money click on their page I'm just flat out telling you I don't care what you think about me after this it's got to be second this shit is aggravated why they always need the whole thing why they always asking me I think people be watching this show and they figure out what be aggravating me and then they do it on purpose cause I know she going them don't be on social media like that so they be hitting me be like and you going live till DC I'm going to make a grown man think I'm going to go tell another grown man some shit that they said hey now it's a nigga that you don't know right now in a city that I went to that told me to tell you some shit I don't remember what the fuck it was but I felt like I needed to tell you cause he asked me to tell you and this happened more than one time it's people telling me to tell you shit that I can't remember so just know that and why would you remember cause I don't know I don't know and then it's like I kind of believe all of them like on the same level of slow cause they always be some shit like hey bruh tell DC he ugly hey bruh who is this message coming from am I supposed to come back and be like you the dude told me tell bruh he said you ugly he said you ugly too didn't tell him that shit so now I'm just relaying messages back and forth oh my god and whether you tell DC now DC well how do he look bruh so DC could tell you something to say about him I don't know I don't know how I'm supposed to do this shit that's tough bruh people are so goddamn weird man they would run up on you screaming and I if you don't shut your ass up before they think somebody over here doing something to you god damn times have changed I don't know what Carlos Miller did to that lady she just started screaming yeah we took a picture on her and drew it I don't know what all the fucking hoopla was about one thing about it I know you're gonna miss all of allegation season you don't get caught up in that boo I ain't touching shit can we take a picture yeah we can come over here where somebody can see us there bruh nigga ask me to take a picture in the bathroom I said nigga what the fuck is wrong with you what the couch are we gonna be niggas help I've been kidding that better pissed off than pissed on literally literally bruh as I'm pissin then they can stand up bruh I'm watching man shut your ass up shut your ass up nigga just say wait take the pic man it's crazy out here on this road people just see you doing regular shit and be like nigga what the fuck are you doing you mean eating you mean eating I'm standing in line to get some food that's strange to you niggas really be like they shocked this nigga out here eating they just think all you do is show it they nigga hungry bruh hungry they ain't getting no money this nigga hungry you're right I love it I love being broke so relaxing just sit there and wonder when the money is going to show up please give me some opportunities please I'm doing so bad I need money I don't know what I'm going to do your boyfriend a drop of album man I'm perfect I know you're excited no who you thought I was talking about can you be on bullshit y'all thought you were about to say something one of them young niggas who got the dick with the nuts on nah I know you you'll throw a bullshit on me than me in a minute you're really the worst person to me that's why I hit you you're really a terrible one but a drop from the drop I have a legend too you know how I really hurt that shit you know how I made him send me that already man he's going crazy look man look the chain real the microphone fake man in other news Antonio Brown this nigga being a nigga nigga that made you want to play some music that's the code to make the music come on nigga nigga not even that but when he started talking about what Shannon Sharp done did nigga shit in the pad hey man that's what you do when you get in trouble I'm like what's up he was just calling niggas out on it he called out Robert Crabb the owner of the team that did cut him man somebody said to fund this shit on social media the motherfucker said Antonio Brown rubbed Robert Crabb the wrong way hey man hey man this dude been showing his ass that's his business though bro you know you know when I knew it was all like games for him what when the nigga got released and said go check out his youtube like he done switched the whole market like he on some shit like bro I don't even understand the NFL no more it's doing something and all the niggas got mad at jays I never thought I would see today that niggas was upset with hold I think just because they don't understand like niggas are getting weird nowadays if niggas don't understand another nigga they get mad and it's crazy like niggas are acting like females but they not acting well they really are they really are I just don't understand people who are like avid sports fans you imagine watching some shit that you ain't got nothing to do with and be mad at the outcome like I know people who be for real mad and be assholes cause they team lost you ain't been to practice or nothing I kind of could feel with that cause I gamble I gamble so that could fuck up my whole sunday stop gambling it's easy to say bro you don't know what the fuck these people got going on it looks it's something simple cause you don't like you don't care about sport it could be a point spread the team getting blowed out these motherfuckers are ghost gold and fuck up the whole point spread now my whole fucking sunday and week fucked up O'Dell Beckham play football with a $2 million watch on the nigga who tackle him is making $3,000 again the minimum contract I don't know what man if I was one of them niggas about to tackle on the way down I'm hooking all nigga shit so do the referee throw a flag personal foul that's 15 yards you got them right it is give me a known so like with him having the watch do he sometimes challenge to play club I don't know how he throwing it I don't know that been 30 seconds I don't know why the fuck you need to know what time it is and you playing football shit the game started at 7 you know you been out here 2 hours right whatever I ain't hate I ain't the type of nigga that be pocket watching another motherfucker I don't give a fuck how much you watch Carl but you just showing me that these niggas don't care as much as I care about the game why gamble on him exactly how that make sense what about college though the niggas got class in the morning you think they give a fuck that's cool and told them they can't get no money they ain't ate them 85 chicken tender before that game and that's what you put your money on 8 5 guys before the game school sponsored meals you really know how to put these niggas not even gonna graduate well nigga feel less and less like 28 college games come on every Saturday morning for the niggas gonna be good in the NFL only for and I'm been with these rest of these things gonna be delivering Coca Cola selling use cars what trying to be a personal trainer a man you got picked up to do what practice you're a pro I'm not shitting on nobody's dreams there's nothing wrong with being on the practice squad I'm just saying you can only do that nigga if a good career last 5 years how long can you be on the practice squad 3 4 practices I bet it like it is probably how they treat a nigga on like stand right here like a nigga working on it working on how to truck a nigga like you just standing there nigga just trucking you standing back like they got diamonds for that they got that's the crazy part every team got four niggas on the practice squad that's supposed to be on the real squad they got a nigga on the team came nobody tackled they keep the superstars away from this nigga this nigga make $18,000 a year run over everything trying to touch them on the practice squad they'll never put them on the real squad because the nigga can't talk and he missing some side tea so practice squad players they definitely can smoke weed and do cocaine like they can do it you shouldn't they don't know what the fuck they dealing with you pulling up and your ty hold need to oil change AB pulling up turning down $30 million a nigga tried to fight the fuck you bruh calm down bruh calm down turn my head up for this shit you know AB sat out for a minute cause there's Hellman you remember that man so you know they probably tested new Hellman that AB was going well on the practice squad niggas without Hellman just to see they probably just tried to practice squad niggas for him to be complaining about a Hellman it's clearly too late the damage is already done I don't think he wanted to play though that's the thing well just say that just say that I ain't fucking with this shit no more cause now you fucking up the rest of the niggas behind you money they gonna be like nah don't give a nigga $30 million they don't know how to act when they get $30 million now you fucking up the niggas behind you niggas gonna be $29.9 on the diet type bruh just kind of fucked up watching the NFL though man like now that you know how racist that shit is oh yeah most different what the fuck they sell teams at oh shit don't be on offer up you ain't never seen nobody like even when they say they about to sell the team it ain't like motherfuckers had a chance to buy it that shit don't be popping up where niggas could come together and buy that shit but AB be saying these racist but I know white people like niggas we can't even do that shit you're tripping man it is racist for real though that is but AB was on some other shit think about how racist football is bruh damn they everybody on the football field be white be black except for the quarterback and then they tell you the quarterback the most important player on the team and then they're like why ain't no black quarterback and guess what they say bruh you have to be smart to be a quarterback bruh that's why I root for all black quarterback shit ain't but 3-0 I root for all 3-0 bruh when they getting rid of Matt Ryan man don't even speak on that motherfucker he making this whole city look bad bruh it's certain people they take up from Matt Ryan why I don't know every year we go through this same shit it's motherfucking not interesting he don't come doing I don't like the nigga don't do no like even Aaron watch Aaron watch is white but he got a little dance you know but that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying there is not one thing that just that it stands out about Matt Ryan this motherfucking extra average you know Julio probably you know why they call him Maddie Ice he's so cool that mean his niggas do the same shit no matter what that's not good he has no improv skills like your quarterback gotta you gotta look at your quarterback and be like man I believe in this motherfucking I don't believe in him he won't cuss a motherfucker out you need a quarterback to cuss a motherfucker out Mohammed Sinu is a better quarterback than Matt Ryan that motherfucker got it on when they do that all the reverses I know they're gonna cuss I like that I like that prayer Scott he went to Mississippi State you fought with that though you know but he went to Mississippi State I fought with Marj Jackson and bought you more the nigga Kodak Bop with that v school and shit that boy Cole too man and the other young boy out of Kansas City Patrick Mahomes that nigga throw with different hands no look passes he like the young Brett Faw type shit it's something we ain't never seen it's enough about sport cause we still a boycott exactly we're not really we all but we ain't niggas don't ever like have a end in date like no nigga ever come out and say alright we threw with it you right but they judge you if you not threw with it when they threw with it I just don't watch it a lot sometimes I flip through but I wasn't watching this shit at all look I would only recommend a service to my listeners that's been good to me that's why my book is the right place bet you win you get paid it's that simple my book he has live in-game betting on every NFL game they got the most rewarding player points in the business and for you fantasy guys out there you can even bet the over under on how many fantasy points a player will score in this game it's the new season Antonio Brown is with the Raiders Leveon Bell is with the Jets Odell Beckham is with Cleveland but the one thing that hasn't changed is where I'm putting my money down on all the games my bookie is the right place to bet on football every weekend my bookie has better bonuses more prop bets than 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that mother forget what was going on nigga, I ain't never put no Jordan's on and ever thought about touching a basketball nigga I would never play no basketball in no goddamn Jordan even in my agrone blackness I don't play ball in my Jordan when I put them jays on look, you get a pair of shoes during the school yeah, some time they play shoes nigga that's when I go test them out that's what you don't understand they shoes, you see how you say shoes yeah niggas in this room call they jays shoes you got your shoes then you got your jays I grew up during the time when niggas went collecting shoes when you got your shoes I was grown before I even knew niggas collected shoes so you didn't have jays as a child hell yeah, that's what I'm saying so you never played in them oh well you been doing the shit before it became a trend hell yeah I knew I was going to grow out the shoes so why not why keep it cause everybody know you don't even play basketball in jays that shit ain't what that's made for I know, that's what makes it worse like the nigga I have fucking up them jays he ain't even good he ain't dragging the bitch on the concrete he just scraped the toe off the mold but I play defense you know every nigga who went good they got good ass defense you should have asked them conference on them cause that's the only strength in your game you don't deserve no other brand niggas should have asked them Ben Wallace's should have had on some of them spree well dubs with the spin on this ass nigga playing 21 nigga be on 20 and you gotta go far back to shoot that damn shot nigga know you're going back to 15 you know what's a hard reality to accept in your adulthood also that it's women that can beat you in basketball now oh big fact that's why I never played I'm talking about it's women out here that do your ass dirty that a dog do your ass they would do you how you think you would do them and then it's like they did ass for real about it a girl showed me some of her highlights from college I was like oh damn a girl showed me some of her highlights from college too guess what they was on motherfucking ESPN they didn't want a championship and everything let me stop before I give out too much information yeah you done hit another level I was fucking with a little d3 bitch oh her shit was on tape she had a gvb of her highlights it was definitely a tape her shit didn't even make instagram you fucking with some what we already know hey man stop stop that you know what I'm saying cause I wasn't never supposed to make it this hold on I'm going to hit the black far my niggas won't hit I try to stand that six and a half let's see that's what I'm saying you got to aim for a ten so you can get eight hmm I ain't thinkin' bout it like that though if that's what you're not doing ain't nobody at your league cause there ain't no such thing as me oh I definitely not that nah man I just like to stay so fucking comfortable with them sevens but the only thing that make them a fucking ten is that everybody already like them they really ain't shit everybody want to hit them raw right they terrible people too whatever fine bitch can't even fuck and me oh god how you know how they be sometime they act so damn sedated bro women so competitive and they all like stick to they little group whatever group that they represent they stick with it like the little Buddhist chicks be over here then the big titty women be over here then they be like the big titty women they don't like the big titty women who got big buddhas but then the big titty women won't go over there with the little buddha women so it's segregation it's a lot of segregation what you think about the ass shot epidemic I think it's dying down I ain't really seen too much of that I only saw about 3-4 new buddhas on my timeline this year and everybody else on average I think women are starting to they really understanding that buying an ass wasn't a good investment oh hell no because they seen a few hall of famers who did the shit and killed the game it's like if you can't do it like that then don't even do it now who would you put in the hall of fame I don't even know the name names because that ain't my business but I'm saying Nicki Minaj she hall of fame she not not cause she don't have a great it's not a great ass I mean it's big but it ain't really just like it ain't you can't live without plus you done seen it so many times you know it ain't that great big box booty she got ass like a fine auntie now I think she was just before her time see that's what I'm saying you start naming names and then people take that shit the wrong way you just say her you gotta name all these fake ass women and that don't mean that they not good women now discriminating against them it's called body shaming you body shaming we all about positivity and embracing whatever shape size color of course of course of course so it is what it is though I don't care I'm tired of trying to figure out if the ass and titties is real and fake and shit and it's one thing gotta always show you to stop asking for shit all the time cause you'll do all of this shit and then you'll get what you want and then it's not even what you want she look good as hell with them clothes on titties was sitting up nice and shit then you get that bra she done had a whole breast reduction you can see what her cut the nipple the whole scar up under this shit they all cut up they had to reshape the nipple yeah yeah big ass scar now you just now she gotta explain it cause she feel insecure she see you looking at it now you just sitting there naked with a condom on trying to figure out how much this shit hurt when it originally got done I don't put worse titties in my mouth this is the least of my words women know when you don't like they titties cause you don't suck you know what I mean lay out lay out glad you brought them out if you're looking at them like they didn't win a rap they're like appreciate y'all coming out titties you know we doing this again real soon y'all more than welcome stop through anytime you get one of them white folk smirk you know when they see you that shit you break it up and quit fucking with a girl cause you ain't like a titties now you really examine them yeah you really examine them I'm not about to do this I wasn't in cheaters don't ask me why I was in there feel good yeah that's why I was in there but they didn't have an ariola in the old club ain't no ariola it's just titty nipple no ariola I was so mad I wanted to speak to the manager but the steak was so good I was like I'ma let this shit rat oh yeah I think I realized titties have a different taste to them with the culture shop like I had sucked some white titties shut the fuck up nigga where was you at sucking some white titties I'll never forget nigga you really own you at sucking on white titties when you start doing this shit it tastes like avocado when you start doing this shit now it's like some mayonnaise like you plain mayonnaise it's not good like it's good on a turkey sandwich with the mustard and cut straight out the jaw wow that's a heart attack waiting to happen if this had a titties taste bitch you could forget the hate you didn't stop fucking with a girl you ain't like a titties they were real niggas you said you had you ain't like the titties you put up with who? you like it wouldn't bother me like if you didn't like me you just like fuck it bruh how about when the girl tricked you and you find out later on that she ain't really got no ass like that oh that's the worst that's the worst them leggings would do it too oh that bitch how did I fall for this ain't man just I'm from Atlanta I'm 30 years old how the fuck did you trick me like this bitch like you think I'm about to I'ma leave all this ass out of here and just fuck with you bruh when your girl ain't got no ass them arguments be long as fuck cause you're not about to forgive her like no she ain't got no ass she got to fully apologize she could do some smile Lose hey man what the fuck alright damn man where the fuck you start buying this series I don't even eat cereal Lose me going all about stupid shit she got to go out there fuck why you keep pointing behind me shit you know I'm finna go pitted that's crazy you gotta have a light on when you brushing your teeth in the morning she going to work hey quit being so goddamn loud she the only one paying bills you man she waking you up man when you sit your flat ass dance wow wow which one is worse if your girl got a flat ass or she bald hit it flat ass cause she could do so ins all day you don't never get tired of looking at this shit I would that flat ass it would irk me it would ooh I would be so fucking disgusted you just walking around with a flat ass and you got something to say in an attitude in an attitude the girl the nerd the nerd wow what you mean I'm alive goddamnit asking me stupid questions but is she bald I can't control it what's the worst shit you ever settled for damn you got to settle for something no matter who you fuck with I don't settle for some shit the worst what's the worst shit you ever settled for I don't settle for a lot of worse shit they get worse and worse it seems like for real you fuck with an ugly girl before wow that's fucked up though cause you don't know she ugly till you get something better to compare to nigga your parents your parents really will let you know no man I started fucking with this little ugly bitch I knew I was struck on her I would let her sit in the living room we watching tv I was like I like this little ugly bitch I started explaining to her I was like she cool she fucked though she smart she going to Georgia State I have to say all that before before they make their own suggestions I was like oh no no she going to Georgia State damn you know what I was thinking about it being the worst everybody got that you know how women say yeah that shit don't count when they talk about people they ask wouldn't you hate to find out that you the one that didn't count I've been a couple that don't count and I didn't it didn't make me feel no type of way it was just a little weird and shocking how it came back damn he was like she said y'all went to school together I'm like nigga I fucked too I gotta get more successful I gotta get more successful cause my whole goal I gotta get more successful and go to school bitch I fucked you wasn't you was present but you wasn't oh yeah now he was my classmate nah bitch I fucked why you say that I don't even think we had a class together like I fucked so now you lying cause we didn't have no class together so you just don't count me this bitch is rather saying she took algebra with me than say I fucked 3 plus y figure X but you ain't been no fuck that's what driving me to be most successful I want to be the most successful than the most successful part that she ever fucked whether she fucked with me or not she always like who the most I'm the most established nigga she ever gave some pussy to I'm the standard I mean even when she find a nigga who her husband she gonna be settling right like when your name come up and it don't even matter yeah she get quiet well you might find out I used to fuck with Loser I wasn't gonna never find out why you had to tell me that now she don't fuck his confidence up now he looking at 85 South Shore like I'm out here telling you know I used to fuck this girl who at Walmart cash don't judge me she about to get married he watching the 85 South Shore like this I just think DC and Chico funny exactly not even his favorite ladies don't never tell your nigga don't stop stop nobody will ever find out we fucked I'm taking this shit to the grave I ain't fucked nobody but my baby mama only reason I'm saying that is because we got the baby I gotta get something off my chest what what what it might come out it ain't never me and Loser used to kick it back she ain't never got to say that but she gonna say it she wanna say it look if it's anybody she want that nigga to know nigga I done had better I done did better now I'm settling fellas don't if you even think that I hit your girl just let it go I didn't I did not hit her I did not hit I ain't hit and you niggas is weird out here investigating dicks that was there before you in the first play what type of niggas was he better than me when you asking your girl who she been fucking why you worried about who she fucking you that puts the clean do a smell good how she make you feel if you love that holding cover fuck what other niggas think that's what Kevin Gay said now what when Savage told you when they got the slut walking all he didn't give a fuck you know why I'm the only thing I'm mad about missing the slut walk bro it was so many goddamn hoes out there oh yeah damn bro the best one I'm 36 the best woman you can fuck with is the woman who used to be a hoe and got tired of that shit she ready to release all my god she got all her girl scout bands she know how to roll blunts drive a box of Chevy suck dick brain half bitch stay up to six in the morning she can jump right up what don't never fuck your order up mm-hmm just all that dick residue be on her yeah she I was asking about the settling shit bro you ever fucking with a girl with four kids yeah that shit is stressful yeah for a little bit I ain't hit a few times I got the fuck out of there yeah four kids four kids bro she used to make that big pan of hamburger she had no choice I felt like one of the kids standing up there giving me some bro by the time I get my shit together they ain't be like two or three Hawaiian rolls left hey the hamburger I'm with the corn when she started fucking with me she had to start getting two packs of rolls then one ask me for some on the grocery you eating all these bread nah I got them back I got two in all of the pack of Hawaiian rolls I missed them days though taking out a Walmart showing up and them kids see all them cereal come on look we got food we got all that shit they'll open all that cereal you just you ain't never looked up there and seen four boxes of new cereal at one time applejack and cookie creme honey comb all that shit hamburger helpers with one meal what's another dish she'll bring out you be like yeah you be happy you pull it up on the other day ooh anything fried she could fry the fuck out brother chicken so pretty I'm talking about that chicken that you put on your you know when this shit be on the store you put that shit on your instant store that shit looked like she bought it at Publix big old pretty breasts I always wanted to eat that chicken off the Crisco Crisco grease they can that motherfucking chicken used to look like it would fry the perfection that's what she did bruh she know how to make them chicken breasts with that good back meat with hang on that shit was soft where you can make a chicken sandwich out of it it was fine chicken cook mother fucker used to make a whole dinner with the cake why y'all fall out we didn't fall out I'm just not doing all that that's too many people every time we go somewhere we sell them 8D and it's just y'all I ain't going I ain't doing all that so look how did you just start like man I gotta get out of this situation like you just started falling back no because you know any type of nigga that's going to ask a bunch of questions like the more and more information start coming out four kids three baby daddies two abortions like goddamn pregnant since you got out here bitch did you take a year off man what no that shit didn't let them put it right then the kids know it's good the kids don't really get along cause don't nobody really looking like one of them motherfucking taller hair somebody bald head little girl daddy buy her new stuff all the time she spoiled a middle child daddy he don't do 90 points so it's just he man that the whole right don't touch his ex box but he got his ex box two ex boxes one TV he gotta unplug his shit and plug his shit up he won't be playing on my player like man goddamn they sleep with the light on this shit do that then she is her and her sister she got four her sister got three it's all the way Laundry ever got damn well that Laundry ain't supposed to be I guarantee you were stepping on motherfucking when you walked in oh my god then her sister all the way got a nigga over there looking crazy like he trying he ain't gonna be here next week like he want to try some shit man I look man a lot of crazy ass when fine ass emotionally unstable motherfucking sexy as hell I'm saying sit at the housing and try to goddamn cut their thighs off and be crying and taking pills and shit I'm gonna have to kill myself I just took a bunch of pills what you take I took like four aspirin bitch you ain't finna you not about to die bitch you finna be thinking clear as a mother that's the whole man why you so dramatic I'm gonna try to kill myself why you done this four times I'm not laughing at the I'm not making light of the situation but you're not fucking terrible you gotta be to keep trying to kill yourself and not be successful yeah but how you wake up the next day and live with yourself after you tried to kill yourself oh shit I gotta work tomorrow fuck myself that's your fucking business girl that's why I don't wear shorts because I cut myself you gotta work six bendeys over and water motherfucker to ask you what happened it's not funny stop doing it I'm not finna goddamn I'm not gonna keep my comments to myself what's the shit you won't stop doing I hate that we live in this time where people think that they can do shit and you can't say shit about it I'ma say what the fuck I want to say I don't have to agree with your ass fuck out of here I'm not calling somebody who got a dick a woman I'm not it's not happening you got a dick sir she got quack I give a fuck y'all scared of them folk who them dudes who got dick oh no I was speaking to that what you think about I don't think of nothing I don't think of shit nigga believe y'all got mad as fuck you know what this is why I made me say fuck that nigga went on a breakfast club they were like so you like transsexual nigga said I like people I like humans I'm all about love and peace man I just love people I'm like nigga you're a dick that's all it is to it ain't no way around that show big bruh I don't care he still be great on New York undercover that was a good ass show he was great in that Tyler Perry movie which one he was the nigga when he was fucking with Jill's girl why did I get married why he fucking with Janet Jackson he messed with Janet Jackson he died they ain't tell you the real reason she found out so the nigga drove off all real fast trying to go he had lost the phone and she's seen the video I seen the video but this the thing though I'm grown I don't give a fuck with Malik Yoba every time I ever seen Malik Yoba and some shit he was good in it you think I'm gonna stop it's your preference that's his preference that's not my business so that's his business we can still fuck with him that's the wrong choice of work we still gonna support Malik we pass on the shit he's in we can watch the shit again he just can't bring the hoes to nothing at all he can't never bring the hoes to nothing I got a couple hoes pulling it oh no no you can't ask him to let you bother no oh no he had some of these new rappers shit rewind what he said he got to dig with the nuts on it what I say man I don't know so you really gotta be nice and learn that they're really gonna be asking you what's your take on a lot of shit I'm just telling I'm not sitting in the crib worried about shit I be in my own world but you see what you call what I said when I said fuck Malik Yoba it wasn't like I was like oh fuck that oh yeah yeah yeah that's it man that's how you say it so you gotta clear cause they're cutting that little part out bro you'd be surprised who else out here fucking with them transsexual shit I don't like I don't care to go find that I don't you that's the thing when you find that it ain't gonna be because you looking yeah you like whoa damn I didn't see so many people doing questionable shit some of y'all favorite people out here is pulling up with the weirdo jumping out with the weirdo the whole car foot it's just like it ain't even shocking to the point where you like oh my god it's shocking to the point where you be like man what the fuck y'all got going on this shit look like a circus you got a six foot three white bitch I think three weirdos a four hundred thousand dollar car three people jumped out of the car acting weird and you gonna come over here asking me man what's going on hey what the fuck you got going on I was gonna ask you that man it's a lot of weirdo shit going on you be surprised you turning to your aunty you know how your aunty was like she once she hit you with that yeah I ain't saying shit when they get out of the car with that weirdo what's up shit and you just had to speak to the group so you don't offend nobody hey y'all doing man hey y'all everybody doing I don't know I don't want to say what's up fellas what's up ladies what's up fellas who said that well everybody six three I ain't know what the fuck was going on like shit going whole lot of gang shit going on with that with the long dick with the nuts with the extended nuts man it is weird to me but if it's normal to you that's your business like it's it's being normalized it is I don't know they making it like that on the cartoons this one thing they can't eat that white Power Rangers no more bro this the one thing we don't never have to worry about though this the cold hard truth about it nigga we safe them dudes don't have no interest in us we are not they tight all this pussy on us they can smell it when they walk up you know how you just look we probably look at they probably look at us like we look at slurs like he is too far gone he too deep in the pussy game like I don't know it just I don't know how mouth water and pussy could be like it just like I probably look like a little lion when I see bitches walk past like I just be drooling like she a hi-heat you got to work on that I'm just already and sculpt I just sculptivate at the chairs to eat pussy you cultivated like bitch when I start being built like a dyke I start eating pussy like a dyke like that's it enhance my skills and no offense to any dyke but I that's the part they get mad about you thought they was mad about the other shit it's the label they don't like the big hard dykes what did they say studs or no offense to any stud yeah I'm learning a lot about the community you helping me before I have to get a chance yeah cause I've been trying to get on the side of women who like women too cause I'm really just about to find me too bad chicks and leave you just settle down I'm out of the game they both got to be equally bad you don't have a good run though it ain't even about my run I'm retired early like Barry Sanders just for the fuck of it fuck the game cause you know I've done everything I can do in the game I don't got shit else to prove but like Barry was a cold nigga I wanted him to win the ring I'm still a cold nigga I still give you the work but right now it's all about you know just making my two happy as long as me and mines is straight we not worried about what the streets got going on but love's leaving the game before like niggas don't even like that's how niggas talk about their life you know how I'm looking at the game right now you and your brand puts it just like the new joints they come out every week with some bullshit it's every you ain't got to have all this shit some of them look alright but the rest of them shit you can live without it's just the same shit with different colors on it same goddamn shoe you don't want that bitch full time it's sometimes after you catch that nut I went through all this shit for these seven minutes that's how you that's what I'm telling you he's seven fucking minutes some pussy don't even make you happy like watch out man like watch out man you ever had some pussy that wasn't fun it just wasn't fun and you notice why are you in there like bruh this shit I need to move you ever had some fun pussy ain't that shit like being at your cousin birthday party bruh that shit is when you get some fun pussy oh my god you walking around naked eating a hot pocket she laughing making jokes y'all just having y'all y'all just laying there farting on each other she being stupid right there with you babe snort the coke off my titty you acting like you're doing the Tony Munn temp pussy just fun it's like going to Six Flags with the wristband you just skipping for it skipping line see y'all sad with the Zax Bizarre ready pulling up with fun pussy and food she ain't making a large and have an extra toe shit shut up I'm talking about y'all been fucked two hours ago been up talking about stupid shit listening to R. Kelly on YouTube reminiscing my old shit man come on you ever used to go to the skate rink I ain't crazy I never saw you y'all working while y'all ain't been met right so you been staying on this side of town for five years I always go to the pub shut the fuck up miss Luiz your grandma I was a candy lady man I you know what's crazy fuck I seen your pictures where you was a little girl that's crazy right cuz you had to be right before you get to my fucking snickers and shit this ain't number god this ain't number god the pussy fun man I gotta work but I might just chill out here I gotta sit man I got two more comp day I'ma use one for you and just in case somebody die that's how you know that pussy yeah when you go over there to get the pussy and spend the night and then have to drive all the way back across town in morning traffic shit you sitting there she gotta go to work you wake up at eight o'clock traffic with no draws on with the heat on but the winter down ain't that crazy how I get some pussy change the whole body temperature this is another thing I know it's about pussy do you ever notice when you have to drive to get some pussy and then you on your way home how the fuck you know all the words to all the songs on the radio on the way home you ever notice this shit every song then come on you know the motherfucking word it's like they gotta you just got some pussy playlists at the radio station hey this one goes out the way man I know you coming down 85 hit it down to that south side of my neighbor just tore my ass up fat lil booty big titties cute as hell no kids one bedroom parking over there all the way up there north cross coming in man you got a long ride my brother you been riding for 25 minutes got another 35 minutes to go we gonna get into some of that new 85 self show at the top of the hour I got some of that new usher make sure you hit me up if you want those tickets to see lil baby gunner and young jeansy at the lake wood after theater featuring light skin Keisha young dro hosted by my man shawty shawty young jock coming up 6 o'clock in the morning you done stayed up all night eat pussy with your socks on it's fall so it's a little chilly but it's a little warm at the same time you get to the career hoody on they doing the second day I got some suck a titty mix coming up make sure you stay tuned by the time you come out a quick trip I'm getting a donut similar old orange juice in that single black and mild the smoke on the way home shake the floor there you lighter might gotta buy a lighter that'd be the worst boy when you're on your way to get some pussy you notice you need to stop and get some gas that shit make you 45 minutes late cause you gotta go in the store in politics what the number one god damn I'm telling you stay on them trips that'd be the worst bro you got the pussy lined up you gotta stop and get some gas you got all your snacks and shit ready ain't nobody behind the counter you in the stove by your god damn self yo fuck it get your ass out that freezer man fuck you doing back there in that freezer I ain't even hear this nigga so I heard the glam get your ass out that freezer and shit words logan when she got a gate code and that motherfucker ain't going through right away and you gotta go around and come back and try to tailgate a motherfucker through the gate hey man nigga I almost lost my fucking passenger side mirror going to get some pussy but I didn't lose that how I know this pussy is going to be the goodest nigga nothing bad when you get through the gate ain't no where to park even the motherfuckers who live there are parked in the red and all this shit in the reserves box you will stop your car in the middle of the street and be like man I don't want that motherfucker they should have a section just for everybody who come into the complex to fuck like future residents people that's fucking and it need to be five six spots not no one or two yeah so in my fucking spots been the future residents right yeah so it's two future residents spot and it's six just coming to fuck spots right but they don't the visitors came parking just coming to fuck spots cause you could get told you need your we found out you visited and not fucking you getting your shit told bro if she come over your house you could go in your room and call the office and they tell her to a car I like to report up yeah somebody parking in my spot but ain't that your guest spot no I don't got no guest all my spots is for fucking they ask you when you say at least you need guest visiting or you do a fucking spot two fucking spots we sitting on the couch that'll save so much stress oh she hit look at the fucking section and ain't nobody in there ain't even going in that bitch you might want to check on your car what's much you parked there fucking the visitor I parked in the fucking they don't play that you can't be coming over here parking in the room they ooh they don't play that it's too long they give you a 20 minute goddamn a business spot you got to leave in an hour how long is the fucking oh you can stay in that fucking all night but you got to be fucking you got to be fucking is it any fucked up that you treat women do you treat women better when you fucking them or worse it all depends it depends on what she taking me through before I fuck it all makes all the sense in the world yeah it's like it's certain shit sometimes bitch can be so cool you ain't even realize you ain't fucking that's the worst now we just been bonding and cooling I don't friends on it myself oh my god let me grab that pussy right fam where you got to grab wow you got to show me the culture first that's where I wore this shirt I'm all about considering I need one now I got to wear that to the parent I want to fuck I want to fuck my little girl teaching so bad wow I did you fine what and she always tagging me and some shit shout out to the our parent I be going on that to the little memes and shit I bring them a couple of boxes of little seeds 20 dollar full boxes go drop that shit all it look like the best nigga in the goddamn school I'm like Mr. Green is now I don't miss the me for shit y'all get your pepper on energy I ain't giving a shit by shit ain't number 18 folks in the class four boxes of pieces a couple kids could get sex I brought her some I had brought her some chick for later cause she don't like pork so I had brought some chick for later good daddy she was like how much I owe you I'm gonna get the pussy soon that was something else bro that was something else like it makes the world go around women do stuff for pussy they do cause at the end of the day the stuff the enhancements that we don't give a shit about it don't make the pussy good though oh no when that shit started falling off that's when the pussy be good I'm telling you bro like when they do the edges we have what she need her hair done and shit it doesn't make the pussy be weather you ever notice when your girl had not done she make that little ponytail I swear that ass be fatter that ass is fatter when it hang I love when the bitch got one broke nail oh my god you like that I know she finna go crazy on that dick when she need a fill in yeah when she need a little fill in bitch bring that good pussy I don't really fuck with them chicks who just had like when the pain be chipping real bad and it would be like a little speck she still any bitch who paint her own toenail I do not fuck with them them the ones you need to fuck with them no them bitches crazy she got too much time to think about shit cause when she paint her toenail she think about shit what she'll do you grade a very valid point very valid point feet ain't done but your toenail is painted I don't know there's a lot of shit going on in this world though bruh a lot of shit times are changing these women are not like they used to be there's been a hot girl summer that mean they been giving us pussy and not calling us back I don't like this shit these bitches heartless give me the old chicks back motherfuckers who gave a fuck bitch cry on the phone with me I don't wanna know if we need all that back bruh this is I wanna know you care about me bitch they don't care I heard you fucking said these young bitches heartless they'll quit fucking with you they wouldn't shit good y'all be like shit it was just good they think it's a good shit they beat you to the point they just threw fucking with you just off the beat no young people ain't shit happen they just feel like it's a competition I heard you fucking said just said don't worry I'm finna fuck your brother hold up bitch wait a minute where that come from they don't even do that bruh you just see them with the new nigga and they just give you that stupid ass we ever seen that dumb ass smile and all you see is a bunch of sub tweets nigga was looking goofy today this is how you know she fucked up when she see you and all the words is exaggerate hey what you talking bout wait don't start don't start that's how you do me nigga try to be cute now I tell you you got it you got it I see now I ain't go I don't want you nigga to get it man I got something I need to ask you soon they tell you know you tried me they know nigga you didn't want me nigga be flat as hell on that chick see that's what I'm gonna fuck with you what stupid you know you're my boo so you gonna come over here or what bruh it's crazy how we ain't never fuck with the same women and all been told the same shit it like they gotta to the point where it's like I'm talking to a woman whether on the phone or text or anything and she say anything about a home girl that's the cold word if she say okay but my home girl anything followed by that is some bullshit I'm about to come over there but I gotta drop my home girl bullshit she not coming bruh automatically automatic and she gonna blame it on the home girl now you hate her home girl home girl ain't got shit to do with it a home girl even know what y'all was talking about she never even told home girl about you what should you do on thursday we can link up but I gotta go buy my home girl house first cause she's supposed to do my half bullshit telling you man this ain't what I heard this is what I know all facts bruh bitch we want to investigate be detectives they will kind of bit you like this yes I like that screenshot me some shit you don't see me like yes me my name on them yeah that bitch is naked I love it Carlos and 400 other niggas like this shit yeah I ain't the only one I like how bold instagram got you ain't gotta ask me you see my name papa you need to be mad at me and 14,000 other people cause what the fuck they gotta do clearly this is some popular shit if you press lower more comments you really gonna have a fit cause I love some shit it be the same women who ain't uploaded no pictures in 6 months trying to ask you what you like your page private and your pictures blurred you mean posting bitch you don't shut the fuck up and leave me alone all you do is post memes old ones too from 2010 quote drake lyrics nothing was the same bitch you done dropped 3 hours don't be out here making you look stupid and you on here calling Lil Wayne your baby daddy wow a fucking clown the guy ain't fucked up man wow what's the nigga name that killed his homeboy why the melee he killed his homeboy they said that nigga made over 700 songs one girl made him her man crush unfollowing them that killed me it killed me whatever he got over 700 songs when he gets out he ready to release but I don't think nobody broke the news I don't want to hit 699 of them that one song guy just fucked up that is true sometimes I wake up and I sing that shit but it ain't in real life I applied to some shit like an inanimate object he a bold motherfucker real for real a lot of these niggas been getting locked up going to jail forever they never getting out and they too young to understand what that mean murder is you get a murder charge that's over a weekend fuck me and then they don't even understand the shit that they be saying when they catch these yeah I just beat a murder nigga if you beat a murder that mean you did the shit they just didn't have enough evidence stop saying you beat a murder nigga say you beat the charges these niggas really willing to do all that time nigga I did one weekend and you know how they come around I asked the lady I was like please can you tell me what time it is she was like 2.30 I said in the morning I said I ain't gonna make it nigga I just knew I had slept a day away that's probably the worst time to go to jail in the morning I went to jail early in the morning one time and was in that bitch in the morning but it was 24 hours but it felt like it was four goddamn days you know how like jail were like morning jail then afternoon you don't see three shifts I thought I was in that bitch for about a week I was riding home like I didn't even know the way that Walmart always been over there is that windows new no stop by that windows man let me try them new nuggets you ain't even got no paper to write letters yet like you just sitting in there like that part is after I made bell though it took me 6 hours to still get out you don't talk to your folks you know everything work like how long it take in the process I hope I ain't never on this side oh my nigga I know I'd never be on the nigga I'm copying other niggas cause this is my first time in there man I'm ready to lead a holding tank take me to the floor now I'm marking these niggas no man take me back to the holding tank take me back to the holding tank then what you niggas want it take me back to the holding tank when you downstairs they got the phone you can just pick up and call everybody then you go upstairs nigga you need commissary these niggas trying to fuck and everything like help me don't leave me in that bed nigga the lingo so I'm telling them like look I don't need to be in there y'all look don't put me in there with the murderers and shit nigga they put me in the cell with a young nigga who had an armed robber and a kidnapping chart his sentence was 45 years he in the cell with me cause he got to go to court in the morning to get some more time I'm thinking to myself shit he ain't gonna do that he ain't gonna do the first 45 they gave him nigga fuck I'm supposed to be doing him he kidnap people they gonna put me in the cell with them now what if he think I'm one of his victims right what if you say the wrong thing breathe the wrong way he in the gang of shit I don't know nothing about this shit he ask you a question you don't answer right now I got to fight 11 of these niggas 60 days in whatever welcome back to another episode of the 85 south show we about to get the fuck out of here this has been another I had a good time splendid magnificent superfluous episode you always enlighten me on certain things most that you know I'ma go and drop this on you then 2020 coming up bro I don't know what you been doing in your personal life but I know what you haven't been doing you got to start sucking the titties longer now I have a much time you think you putting in on the titties increase it start out small add an extra 2 minutes per tittie see I'm a type of nigga I could take constructive criticism I ain't gonna tell you loads now I ain't making no excuse you right fuck hey I ain't trying to preach to you I'm trying to reach to you it's been reached yeah what else you got coming up drop your social media that's always fun yeah always fun man y'all make sure you follow me on Instagram man Twitter Christian Mingle I'm on all that shit you still on black planet too right yeah my face now green same name on everything Christian Mingle be jumping like a motherfucker make sure you go hit my my new website quittouchingish.com get you a cool ass shirt like this quit touching ish ish I was gonna put shit but I didn't want actual shit to come up when you google it so you can get variations of this shirt on my website I don't think I put this design up but I do have one the same message my name is Carlos Miller and I am segan consent that's the new movement don't make me have that's my whole movement now I don't want to ask for consent just give it to me I need you to want me to have this pussy as bad as I want it and if it's not there then I can't live like that help me understand especially with all these allegations going on you need to give me some kind of inkling that this is about to happen you gotta take your own panties off first of all you gotta show me both titties individually and as a set and before I get the pussy I make her send me a text message right before to let me know just because you need all your shit in order I've registered a vehicle before I know that you always need more than one piece of paperwork so saying you can't go to court to come out some dead shit cause these women trick yo ass now they'll give you the pussy and then try to extort you and then say you took it if you don't take the so you wanted to catch you off guard oh shit you trying to fuck okay for free can't leave that part out that's the key component don't give me some free pussy then charge me if you're selling the pussy you need to be up front it's my choice whether I want to purchase and now we gotta go through the negotiations exactly I might be able to talk you down so you say you want 80 what you stay at I don't got but 60 on me how many kids you got I can do 50 it's always room to negotiate right so just to avoid all that type of shit just show me the culture first just let me see it when you selling cocaine bro all the movies what they always do they always open the briefcase don't break that they let you see it that's pure that's pure right now I'm taking it so you think we should be able to sell for the pussy like that if she wants you to have it but I'm not saying if you ain't put the time in and you not even up for consideration but all they hold sitting through three hours of Netflix and shit and me trying to guess when I can rub on the pussy that shit dead if it's about to happen just undo the first button or something give me what I need I have an attitude when they trying to find the moot I'm already seen it I seen it so I'm on that type of shit so you know I ain't come over with a white bitch I got my own television I got too long sometimes you just need something in the background cause she don't be one this is why I like to do I like to pull out my man you ever seen this video I'm showing them shit on YouTube then she gonna see you saying that on here and know that you trying I know when it be like you watched 85 size show like I don't been on there a couple times don't stop saying it don't wait you gotta wait a little bit just wait till she going through you gotta wait till she going through the episodes and be like damn all they do guys still got my shit up there I gotta redo it I gotta redo it yeah that's my part of it now relax man you watch 85 something yeah I been on there a couple times stop lying hey man I can't even watch while I'm now in peace I'm at the crib watching old episodes cause I got memories and shit I'm gonna look at me and say so that's what you do just sit here and just watch yourself on tv oh man you always sound like a hater bitch exactly like a hater what show you was on I'm gonna get that little pussy you gonna get the fuck out you not even welcome them up dirty feet ass it's your last time man say you was able to watch while I'm now with me while I was on while I'm now wow I'm gonna try to not give me some pussy one time while while I'm not on you got me fucked up I'm the nigga of your dream you ain't never had a nigga on your tv and on your couch at the same time but naked right now you don't appreciate nothing normal like you just like you been fucking with niggas on tv girl if you don't give me my flowers right now your last when's the last time a tv nigga been over in a little bit of ass apartment your last nigga work at a well house come on now that nigga not even a fort little drive he not even the manager this nigga is the box opener like he do the cutting of the box ma'am ma'am you better tighten the fuck up you mean to tell me you treat this nigga make four thousand dollars of money you treat him better than me girl if you what's your life like what don't let the nigga be on child support oh this nigga and he hot that's like 300 a month 300 a month I can't even enjoy my chick god damn man more than some dollars of my chick that's all it's a fucking baby I wish the motherfuckers took four hundred dollars of my chick I'm plain and ass nigga do you know a nigga ask my baby mama why she ain't got me on child support hey and that's why the first 48 is a real thing I cussed her I said bitch why would you ask me that that a nigga told you that how I feel about it what you think she was like nah I cussed his ass out alright good shit damn in a minute I'm gonna let you check your cash out just send a little some shit so you just know I appreciate you for getting right with that nigga he mad cause he on child support asking my baby how much you get from him nothing oh he got it good bitch I got it like a dad child support guy ain't fucked up wow wow and the funny part is motherfuckers really be on that shit like man that's how you live you trying to have a child support baby man your pussy is a sewer if that's the case the Ninja Turtles live in there but anyway we've been all around the world and back my name is still Carlos Miller one of the coldest niggas that ever walk on two feet and if you don't believe me watch some footage of me walking nigga I walk like a small bigfoot I don't know what the fuck wrong with me I ain't know how I walk so funny until I watch the video the other day I was walking to the stage and I was like me and the thaw walking ass nigga why your arms so long alright man we'll see you motherfuckers in a minute just know that the first leg of the tour is down there's going to be at least two legs but we might get freaky and make it three hit them with that third leg with the balls yeah yeah hit them on that third leg of the tour with the dick with the nuts on it love before I go I can say one thing yeah yeah because you love this show bitch there's another episode man we're going to make you the whole guy there wear me that pussy now don't play with me let's watch this one together all the ladies out there who don't be thinking Nav Green is on the 85 south show you are absolutely right don't get his nigga no pussy fuck him make that nigga work but if you do decide to give it to him show him the culture first you know why I came over it don't make me play help me it's teamwork now teamwork I like a man that's aggressive well help me put your hand on the other side I want you to get some sweatpants with that shit on it too though you know I got the sweats already in process they got kucha on the side ooh ooh that's another line I'm starting they got Gucci I'm about to start you I just want 3% loss cut no I'm just saying we can't work with this shit that the fans try to get well if I see some sweatpants I'm suing you sweatpants they're going to be a whole line I'm about to go for the Gucci logo or everything I'm going to get some new colors kucha what's the colors red, black and green nah switch it up alright we'll talk about it kucha coming though I want a kucha hat with the kucha shoes to match kucha drops guess what my slogan is going to be kucha down to the stock nah but on some real shit though I'm going to do a little I'm just kucha I'm going to do it under the quick touch but it's going to be like I'm going to do like 3 jogging suits I don't think this shit going to be hat too it need to be limited it's going to be hat a whole kucha sweat suit that's going to rain I'm going to make it hat on purpose so a lot of people won't have to buy it it's going to be hat because that's what they spent on Gucci this shit going to be hat the average consumer ain't going to be able to afford it put one of your quotes on the tag on the shirt like on these bitches broke niggas can't stand this it got to be on you not in you kucha you had a kucha t-shirt this shit ain't cheap this kucha let me stop because all these I'm saying I got to make these you know niggas already be stealing your ideas bro that's so lame bruh somebody's going to beat you to the bush I know I don't know who told that 85% if it was cool to bootleg ass shirts one lady had on the shirt that somebody else made and said how old is this bitch where the fuck is this shit they knock off 80 man I see hey this the new rule if you making a shirt you got to make me one too I need a medium Chico need a medium and DC need a small you going to look at this like you on the niggas need a 2x give me a 2x if you making the shirt make me one some of them shirts been colder than the one I had jose seen somebody with a 85 south he complimented it like cool shirt yeah we always do he was like we don't we don't have those we don't but the shit look this old bruh we got so much 85 south merchandise out there we need everybody send us a picture so we can do a little photo like a photo exhibit of all the fan art clothes shit that people made that say 85 south after the making show I seen a niggas said y'all had y'all merch table he had his own shit I bought some of them sweats that he had but you know how the inside be with the little limb balls they kept coming out we gonna throw some we gonna make sure we throw a dope ass link on the end of this bitch man so they can go hit all the websites and get the merch 85 south show 85 apparel, 85 media quittouchingish.com DC then drop the fuck you mean clothing chico got the chico clothing coming out all types of shit y'all still fucking with city jury? I don't know I mean we fuck with them but we ain't did we we ain't read up and get no check and since I didn't even post all the posts that I was posting that's why I was asking the follow up so I ain't never even get the check so all of that shit I did for city jury was free let me quit touching shit I mean I was about two posts away from actually getting the check but then something was just like I don't know I got busy as fuck and they kept they was like come on I don't have no city trends to post and then they didn't understand like some places that I travel in my comedy they don't have city trends like that so it was like they thought I was bullshitting but I'm like I really am on the world for two weeks and they ain't been past no city trends damn I'm in the Midwest bro you feel what I'm saying I got all kind of shit bluetooth.com and go get you something now they fucking with me hard you get it, fucks with me hard y'all still fucking with me bro I done probably sold about 10,000 bluetooth pills for real niggas is buying this shit yes make it dick harder than a calculus test dick was so hard I ain't even fucked one night now I just pulled it out and beat a bitch up with it shout out to everybody who knows what a mushroom stamp is ladies and gentlemen this is the end of the show I want to end right there on mushroom stamp my name is and was and still is Carlos Miller I will see you lovely motherfuckers on the other side of the rainbow this is the 85 south show and we will see you soon amen and don't let nobody put no bump on your funk keep you funk, bumped up that's a good trap episode Joe Joe