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I'r talwayn. a we will be talking about Halloween. Ironically, this won't be out on Halloween, but there you go. But we are talking about an Everton victory, an Everton away victory at West Hampton United at the weekend, West Hampton 11-1. It meant back-to-back away victories for Everton in the Premier League, which is very odd. It's not back-to-back away victories in the Premier League for Everton. It isn't back-to-back away victories. It isn't, isn't it? They've won two out the last three, apologies, two out the last three, two out the last three. I don't class that as even a game. No, no. It was an injustice what happened there. So let's put that to one side. But Dave, firstly, I hope you're good. And secondly, what a good win that was at the weekend. A very good win. And built upon the foundations that we hoped would be built upon. Don't you think? When we talked in the last couple of weeks, saying that they hoped that better performances would result in better results. And yet a very, very important three points on the road. And suddenly life is looking a little bit better. Absolutely. A huge amount better, but a little bit better. Absolutely. I mean, Paddy, it was a very David Moisey type away win, wasn't it? For us. The irony of that. Moisey to Moisey, wasn't it? No, it was. It was a good performance, good professional performance. Job done. So Dave, were you at the game? I wasn't, unfortunately. No. I couldn't make it. Had you saved all your away credits to go to QPR? No. So what happened was the weird thing, and I know what you mean, because why was I at QPR away on Saturday and not at Western? He caught us the EFL. He's got to be asking the question. Do you know what it was? The truth of the matter was that I had a lads reunion from the lads I was at college with many, many moons to go. And they were down this weekend. And so we needed to find something to do on the Saturday. And so we do what we call pub avoidance, to stop you being in the alehouse at lunchtime, is to try and do something else, an activity that's going to keep you out of there. So we normally go and try and find a match. And it was either a case of seeing maybe Wickham or Reading or one of the London clubs. Anyway, QPR at Leicester, which actually all things considered was a pretty good one to go to. I know the press officer at QPR, who's a good lad. Clang! Yeah, clang. And then so I sorted out tickets for that. So we went to that as just something to do on the Saturday afternoon. So I wasn't at Western away on Sunday. I just want to say I have pub avoidance at midday. I call it sleeping. You do? Yeah, fair play. I was going to say Dave, so did you enjoy Shea and Winxie, enjoyed the ball? Did he enjoy the ball? Did he enjoy the ball? He very much enjoyed the ball. He enjoyed the ball. He very much enjoyed the ball. He did. That was it. Yeah. Shorter than I thought it was going to be. Again, yeah. He scored the goal. He scored the world, he did. Fair play. Fair play. Leicester looking good to coming back up. Yeah, although I didn't think it was their best performance on Saturday. I thought that they looked like they were going through the motions a little bit. A lot of them. But the thing is, I think that they've done so well that actually, I think against QPR, they knew that they could probably win comfortably. So they never really got out of third gear. Let me just say as well, Dave, I think that your mates coming to see you from college, the way you described it was almost like a straight to Netflix film. It feels like, do you know what I mean? The hijinks of a weekend, the lads avoiding the pub, the lads where they're all tucked up in bed by it. All they should be tucked up in the night. I've seen a couple of days, when you were hitting it hard. Hard is one way of describing it. What would you describe it then, Dave? Medium to hard. Again, for men of that age, obviously. Yeah, absolutely. All very much out of practice, but we all try our best and pretended to be 25 again, even though when you see the state of us the next day, then clearly we're not. But that's just experience rather than age, I think. But back to Everton, good win, clean sheet. The first time in 41 away games, Everton had won and kept the clean sheet. You have to go back to Rafa Benitez, about seven managers ago, last time Everton... Last time Everton kept the clean sheet on the road. And now the challenges with two home games coming up and again, recording this before the Carabao Cup game, with Burnley and then obviously Brighton at home at the weekend. The opportunity for Everton to get a couple of home. It'll be difficult, but to get a couple of home wins. And really start trying to build up that home form, Dave. Because obviously, away, I think we spoke about this last week, even though we were talking about a derby defeat in which we were robbed. We'd said in general, away, undershown that Everton had been alright, of being a consistent level. It was the home form and this is an opportunity for Everton to try to address that this week, isn't it? Yeah, I think so. And again, we've said that confidence breeds confidence and hopefully they're going into this part of the season in a better frame of mind because results have gone a bit better. You would fancy our chances more now against Brighton, obviously then palace away, which is, see if they can get something there. And then I still think that United at home as well is the points to be had there, definitely. So yeah, listen, the situation is that things are getting better slowly but surely. And yeah, it's good to see. Yeah, I think so. You just need these wins though. Like you said before, you get a win, it just gives you such a lift. Everything feels a little bit better and with these two home games coming up, but neither will be easy and obviously both of them are different challenges. Two teams at different levels, but you're absolutely right. You get through these two and you look at palace and you think got an opportunity there and then if it is set up nicely for that Manchester United game, you're thinking to yourself, obviously things can change very quickly in football but who's to think to say that by the time we play Manchester United, we're a team that picked up a few points and it's Manchester United who had all the pressures on because obviously it does seem to be mountain on A-10 hard and you think going into that international break, I know it's a couple of weeks away, but if we can and we have picked up a few results, this could be a big section of games now that could start shaping our season and the funny thing is it's that thing as well, isn't it? When you look at a block of fixes before you enter them and you go that'll be tough, that'll be tough, but when you're in them and you start ticking them off and you have got decent results, you're not going to win all of them, but when you start ticking them off and go actually we were through the waste of it we picked up, you know, I don't know, five, six points where everyone thought we were going to get none and we, suddenly, because it is about day, it is for me Dave getting into that it was funny because after we won you're listening to like news bulletins or whatever and they're like Evan are now five points clear the relegations on the way what you want them to be saying is Evan are in touching distance of the top half of the table Exactly what you're saying you want them to start looking at it people start talking like that and you start thinking like that things start becoming more positive and you are looking at it no one ever says crystal palace are so many points above the relegations they always just say crystal palace are 11 because they're always 11 no matter what they live in this little bubble their own little universe I think they're all it's just reserved for palace that 11th they're just like listen we've got to get them in 11th that's a right coming because 11th slipping away slipping what we'd give for 11th well I think a win but get us 11th there you go at the end of the season what we'd give for 11th given what the last couple of years have been like absolutely you say in there that the United is actually after the international break so we've got them the first game back which sometimes might be a good thing for us a lot of their players will have been away international and all that and I think if four points from the next two games even though I do believe there's six points forever I think Evan could easily get six points say easily Evan could get six points alternatively he might need a game but there's an opportunity and I think if they come out the next two with at least four points going into that international break I said this to Dave I think you'd look and go since we come back from the last international break that's a decent points return for that block of fixes isn't it yeah I'd agree and it's just nice to be looking up a little bit rather than looking down and actually as you say comparing ourselves with the dizzy heights of mid table as opposed to looking at the trap door behind us and we are getting further away from that yeah no it's just it's a low bar isn't it really it's a very very low bar but it's all relative to what things have been like of light and in that respect it is you know it's quite rosy isn't it to be kind of like oh look you know no what I would say about Sunday is it probably for the first time and I have given them a stick but it probably for the first time on Sunday but I actually thought do you know what we are quite consistent aren't we we understand you know you get of course as a fan you get frustrated and when you have a block of games where you're not picking up wins and you know you're seeing your team lose and you don't pick out the positives because as a fan you don't ever do that when you get beat you're just everything's doom and gloom it was probably for the first time I just thought you know what that game we've played well but things could have easily have gone the other way I just thought you know what he has got a point on the consistency and we have been quite consistent I still don't think you should refer back to XG in these things because you never get those games back by the way lost the essay on something you never get your full and back you never get them back and you never get them walls back it doesn't matter whether you say we played the same you never get those games back to but it was the first time I thought fair play to them we've gone out there and we've put in a performance which is similar to other performance and today it's all fell our way going from those games last season and the season before where one minute you're very rarely but one minute you're having a really good game and that's the bar waiting for the next game you're on the floor with it I just thought Sunday was me I just thought that's the level of course you want the level to be higher but you can see us beating teams or getting good results that level of consistency not as bad as people said the decent players and the players who are good enough to get evident into a bracket it's about consistency if evident could get consistent level of performances evident they're good enough to be in a pack that potentially could be a very very outside better like chasing a European place a very very outside but certainly in that middle bracket in the Premier League let's say that more often the reason why I would say is someone I'm going to ask you about now Dave which is obviously Dominic Alvaluin and at the weekend he showed us another little side to him now where he's a brilliant turn and finish for the goal and that's something that he's really developing and just having him fitting available again and looking strong and sharp and confident and a little bit arrogant I think it changes the face of this team as well doesn't it and gives us that extra little bit that maybe some other teams simply don't have well I think a lot of it can be attributed to Beto's arrival as well because he's had to up his game hasn't he he's had to look over his shoulder a little bit because before and it's human nature isn't it he didn't have anybody vying for his position I'm not saying that he wasn't trying but human nature is such that actually if you think that somebody could potentially take your place you know that you've got to go out there and prove it and a less pressure on him because he knows that if he was feeling a little bit tight or whatever then the manager's got a viable option to use instead of having to take the pressure off him but yeah but no I mean you know we saw at the weekend the cutting edge that we haven't had and I think you know it's fine margins isn't it in terms of you know the overall play of the team hasn't changed dramatically but certain decision making has been instrumental in which way those results go and it's been tight keeping a clean sheet and then having that cutting edge with Dominic I mean you know nearly obviously nearly a second from Decora as well which would have put the game to bed but yeah it's just you know and these to be fair to Dysha I think these are obviously things that they've worked on you know because he's known that fundamentally there's probably not been a huge amount wrong it's just about actually tightening up at the back and actually making sure you take the chances and actually it's how you professionally manage the game as well I think. It's the home form for me David. Yeah that's you know Luton second half was was absolutely appalling and Arsenal when we went behind David the two things that made me just really question like what is the instruction but I thought against Bournemouth we done everything right we were intense we at least got stuck into them we nicked the ball high and when at them we scored three we could have we'd have walked out the game six nil winners I don't think they could have really argued about it and now that's what we have to take forward to and I'm writing that same intensity that same desire to get the game though but you would think as well that the you know the away form and the home form are linked in so much as from a pressure point of view when you've not been doing well and then you feel you know 40,000 fans breathing down your neck and the expectation is such that I think that's been you know a contributing part of the poor performances I think almost like too scared to to make those mistakes and you would think that now with some better results and some more confidence stroke borderline arrogance at times which if managing the right way is no bad thing then that should actually be something that they can bring into the home form as well you would hope so anyway that makes logical sense to me we're not used to winning Dave that's a simple fact we're not used to winning games and we're not used to winning games at home the crowd obviously gets impatient you know we're both there we know we're part of it we know we get impatient because every point has felt like it's magnified because of the amount of 1-0 wins you can get an early goal and again this is why I think the barely game is so important because with it being in the cup it's like the pressure is off in a way I don't think anyone's really putting too much on this of course we want us to win if we could get an early goal in this game and then we go on and win like we did in the Bournemouth game and people start feeling that a little bit of freedom of we will score goals that's the most important thing isn't it we will score goals we will go out and do it then the next game becomes you know no one's looking at that I don't look at that Brighton game now going on these are going to batter us you know and I think we'll give them a game but there's that little bit of I think we've just got to all relax a little bit and there's a lot of of course that's what I'm saying you feel you're more patient if you can see almost the science behind it isn't it so we've had two years that I've felt like even Seamus Gullman said there on the BBC it just feels like one long season the more games you win and the clean sheets you get start to give you a new belief and a new confidence that you're right if we can score goals here which means if we can score goals and we're all feeling like we can score goals then we all relax because we know it's coming we score multiple sources as well which is important it's not just goals coming from one person up top in the form of Dominic we know that there's goals coming from Decore and McNeill and Harrison and people like that and it's made a huge difference because again it alleviates the pressure on individuals so great win for everyone that quick day before we just we move random Lionel Messi won the ball and all last night for the 8th time it was a fitting way he's never going to win it again it was a fitting cherry on the cake forum winning the well cup and a reward that way but there has been a lot of talk about Ayl and Harland and obviously he's had an incredible year and won a treble and scored all kinds of goals and all of that for you should it have been Messi or do you think Harland deserved it more? I think from Harland's point of view and from a city point of view it's difficult to make an argument for what more he could have done I think that's the argument for me we know that Messi arguably the greatest footballer of all time some may say if he's not the greatest of all time then he's certainly in the top two or three without a doubt it is difficult to make a Harland's record I mean it's been absolutely outstanding and maybe maybe it should have gone to him maybe does Messi need an 8th he's won everything in the game does he need it I don't know I don't think he needs it but he's got it it's nice cherry on the cake though isn't it an outstanding career it would have been weird him standing there having won the well cup being second to a guy who had an amazing season but didn't maybe score the goal in the cup final the European cup final he's at all he's amazing but he'll have his time I think that's probably in the minds of the decision making process as well the fact that Harland will have many more opportunities certainly if he continues to play the way he does the career that he has in front of him then he could go on to be an absolute world class talent if not already absolutely the first ever English winner of the Copa Trophy which is the best under 21 player in the world it's quite an accolade isn't it not bad he started not bad as he already it's Halloween and we've got a question for you it's Pett's question to be fair I've got a question for you as well Pett's question it was your question why are you saying my question like I'm not here I just felt like I was going to take it but I feel like you need to say it I think it's important to come from me because you are a bit more miserable but Dave let me ask you the question what do you do on Halloween to avoid answering the door because I'm purposely staying in late right now I'll be going out I'm going to take the dog out for a walk as soon as I get in and then as soon as I get in I'm taking the dog out for a walk and going for a run so you know purposely there's no sweets in the house and the man simple as that Dave is there anything you do specially to avoid answering the door well do you know what's really funny first and foremost is that your question is the same as mine Dave miserable Pett I was going to say how do you I mean it's worded in a slightly different way but essentially we're saying the same thing was what is the protocol for this evening when you are somebody who has no interest in being part of Halloween I thought you were going to say as someone who is an international podcast there no just somebody who has no interest in being part of this thing whatever it is right so you know I'm past the age of being kids who are that age where you take them out trick or treating if indeed that is your want my daughter is out this evening being 16 somewhere doing whatever she's doing trick or treating officially well yeah one would hope and so then that leaves me in the house on my own now I don't have any sweets in so therefore I feel in a vulnerable position because if the doorbell goes now it could do by the way because at the time of recording it is 6 27 it is yes prime halloweenings it is time halloween kids and parents time so I'm half expecting the bell to go as we record and in fact if it does then that would be quite like my point because in answer to your question either we carry on with this and for another hour and a half which would then take us beyond reasonable trick or treating and then the other thing that I genuinely need to do is I've got to go to Aldi right because amount of milk and amount of bread and I need a few other bits and bobs now I've already checked prior to coming online here Aldi's open to 10 which is perfect so actually I could go there and I could just hang around in Aldi for a while middle aisle interesting stuff I mean that's the thing you know I could actually do a bit of a bumper shop tonight but for the sole reason of actually not being there not being around and not feeling guilty because the other option of course is just to stay here and turn the lights off downstairs that's another option I mean have you had any trick or treaters already as the bell gone no no no nothing at all I'm half half expecting it to go any time now maybe the kids of the area look at you as like you know in the 80s films not horror films but he's not the fella in home alone I think he is though I hope people look at me as the man from home alone I hope they look at that one going I am not knocking on that door old grumpy mach pardon lives there who killed Shracken in 1989 I've put those rumours out myself he's got a basement and he's got a fairness and he's got all those things but I could see Dave, Dave is the guy at the end of a Scooby-Doo episode where they pull the mask off and it's you know old man viti and it's non-existent bush and yeah they got away with it wasn't for you pesky kid so I'm gonna show you a picture actually which is my favourite thing of all for Halloween I've only just got it on my phone so I'm gonna have to show it up to the camera this is my take on Halloween and this in many ways sums up my entire attitude to what we're talking about I mean I can see it looks like a pumpkin does it say off on the pumpkin yeah it's a pumpkin it just says fuck off on that fair play to you Dave fair enough Dave if you want to send that image over to our group we will put it on the screen we will put it on the screen I think it's a great great image and it makes me laugh every year what are your thoughts Dave on the Americanisation of Halloween cos when we were kids it was you know it was the old bin bag dressed as a witch you know and now it's all Americanised guy folks was a bigger thing when we were kids make the guy sit outside the shop make some money go and get some sweets that was more of a thing I mean what I was thinking of when you go to Aldi or Lidl or whatever the bonus of that is now is you'll get the leftover Halloween stuff the cupcakes or the sweets or whatever that's a bonus you've got that safe like a bendy bully think that on with you but what are your thoughts cos obviously now cos a bonus is kids go out together with their parents they're quite young they're normally done by seven I'd say so at the time of recording we've got another half an hour before we're pouring the clear pouring the clear that's the thing though because like you pet I if you haven't got any sweets you can't take part if you haven't got any sweets but well you can't open the door to anybody cos if the doorbell goes now ordinarily if it was a normal night I would just kind of assume that it's one of the neighbors or somebody or whatever but if it goes now the chances are you think it's going to be trick or treat right nailed on then you open the door and then that's even worse turning the lights off and hiding underneath the window which is my other option just delivering disappointment live to an entire group of kids who have all made a huge effort and they'll remember that cos I always say to know if there's anything going on in the streets I'll always say to my missus just leave it because they know where you live now if kids are messing about they know where you live now we don't know who they are that'll be on their minds forever those kids as they get older they'll remember old man vitty and also Dave I'm not being funny after 7 o'clock I ain't opening the door to anyone I don't care who you are, I don't give it to my mother unless you text me I ain't opening the door to anyone on any night, not Halloween any night I just I love the way Dave's described he's being held hostage in his own house by kids that's kind of our feel they could see the fear in your face you've got to be prepared Dave could be going to Aldi for anything but as he opens the door to go out oncoming kids and they're all dressed as whatever toy story, gang or whatever you're like no kids I'm going out but I'm going out to get sweets I've had a busy day get here off the hook it's just whether or not they come back you don't want them to come back therefore would mean that when you went to Aldi you would have to buy a said pack a harabo maybe and just come back and go and then kids you've knocked have a pack of a harabo your parents will thank you for it in an hour when you're running off your tits I'm going to spend so long out though that you might get away with it it's not a quick trip right but imagine if you used that as an excuse you come back and they're just waiting for you on the messy eighth ballon door on their cake or you could go and get sweets and just say to when they do knock if you do at one hand to the door and just say hi kids here you go yes here you go here's diabetes is obesity good luck and there's class A drugs your parents have made your parents are the disgrace not real class A drugs obviously you there you there you're a disgrace you're encouraging obesity to be honest with you sorry no bread for bread no milk no bread mix up between two crucial ingredients because I've got no milk for the morning I've got no bread for the morning if it weren't for those two things I would actually just go with the turning lights off and just keep them really quiet because in that way you can't deliver disappointment if you don't answer the door if they don't think you're in then they'll get bored and disappear and because you live very much in a very sleepy town that you were probably seeing something like Midsomer you're going to be it's a bit different for me and Baz because we live literally in the ghetto so if they don't think you're in that's another issue we've got to confront isn't it the ghetto I was waiting for this go on people have mocked you that are a little bit gay to community I don't have a mock to the house it's a little bit it's harder for trick-or-treaters to get through because unless you've got a key fob or an access code you're not getting in you're not getting past the security guards what concierge is what it's called isn't it bad place in the kind of areas where ex-councillors and former boxers that kind of community people don't well my area I literally live in where they filmed the wire essentially in Liverpool Liverpool, Beijing and Baltimore Amsterdam it's where I live if there is not some reference to me being in that's also very dangerous so it's a fine line it's a fine line it's a fine line but as I said Dave make sure you put in the comments what you do to escape the fear of trick-or-treaters if you are fearful and you sound like Dave Fitty does he's one of my premier members so I'm going to ask them quickly Gareth Hughes says silent fireworks pointless or a good thing what you take on a pet because you don't like fireworks the pointless because you've bought them you're setting fire to money but I appreciate it because the dogs genuinely it's really really my dogs don't get affected by it but some do they're genuinely awful for them fireworks practically killed my practically I don't want to get too seriously but they had a hard problem and it really set them off it was really horrible but I appreciate the gesture though I still think you're setting fire to money Dave, your take pointless or a good thing I'm with the same mentality but it's mainly financial for me because it's such a huge expense of money and when you see these people do these big fireworks displays and they spend hundreds or sometimes thousands of pounds and then it all just goes up and you think well up in flames up in smoke it's not really my thing to be honest with you so with or without the bangs I'm out the drones are much better you'd need a lot down again at an expense for fair play Mark Mack says would you rather be hawned to buy a ghost abduct a buying alien for 48 hours bump into bigfoot in the woods or get sucked by Dracula sorry, so last one I imagine he meant get bitten by Dracula he's written get sucked by Dracula fair play well there you go what are you choosing what's your poison Dave so you can get sucked off by Dracula bump into bigfoot in the woods abduct a buying alien for 48 hours or hawned to buy a ghost what am I doing in the woods in the first place trying to get away from trick or treat Dracula with those teeth if he takes the teeth off and it could be a she could be a she but not bigfoot just you know you would bump into bigfoot just to confirm that he's not a good fella are you going to stand there and go to treat it we're all going to be an Aldi at the end of the day you've got to choose one of these at the end of the day bigfoot is the king of hide-and-seek he is the king of hide-and-seek you've done really well you are the hide-and-seek winner no bigfoot isn't going old Dracula so go on Dave what are you going for so Dracula bigfoot what else or abduct a buying alien for 48 hours probably go as long as I was guaranteed to come back go with the alien absolutely because I think there will be a fascinating little insight I think my concern would be that whether you would go with that option not knowing if you're going to come back I tend to play safe when it comes to alien I think you've got to have a good proban well that's it so it's either a proban or a suck the ghost want to be interesting though as well haunted by a ghost though it isn't just sat shatting with the ghost and how long are you getting haunted if it's the rest of your life what's the point if it's the rest of your life that's a big commitment it's a huge commitment what if you need to go with the Aldi what if he's busy he might want home he's like I've been giving this job but actually I've got to be off of that no I think I might go with the suck it's Halloween so if you had to be a supernatural creature what would you be? you can write for the mail you could write for the mail stories or write everything for the mail for most of the month you're sad and then full moon which is like a couple of days if you're just out in a fountain and the moon gets you you could be dancing dancing in the moonlight don't you be howl at the moon ok what are you thinking I can't think of any other mythical I mean I've just named for a ghost, an alien oh hang on are we still on that question now for the next one but a supernatural creature is a mermaid a supernatural creature or a mermaid do you want to be a mermaid though I think it's very limiting because you don't have any walking ability you just flop around and whoa whoa whoa whoa most of the air is water there's a lot of you could find out a lot of you could go down to the Titanic have a little look do you remember when they did that last time they didn't and well did it but they were made that's why it wasn't a good choice it wasn't a good choice but the oceans are vast I thought you meant an amazing I thought you meant to go in you thought to crack an hotel they're cold down at the dock evertonians are going to be freezing down here you've got coconut shells or whatever or is that just baloo no no where are you you've got coconut shells just shells the hair didn't she really well yeah but when she's swimming the hair's not there not unless she's got some strong the tit type the tit type they are vile creatures they are vile creatures the real ones the real ones they were supposed to with their sirens sailors onto the rocks so they could kill them why do you want to kill them to eat them they were horrible but they've been disneyfied the next minute did everyone's mate that's what I'm saying I don't know I've never thought about that you've gone dark you've gone dark it gets you thinking every step she took was every move she made every step she took was like she was a bit of a broken leg that was what she had to give up if you want legs every step will be painful that's in the book not in the cartoon she's just flanting about in a nice summer dress we don't want a limp live up there that's it with Derrick and the seagulls they'd have Nedd off them seagulls I'm telling you Derrick says what will the pump house a bram ni mor dochby that's not random Glen Watson says would you rather live to 150 at your current age in fitness but you never see your reflection or shadow again you can't see photos of yourself or live a normal life I'll leave that for Dave you've already said you've gone to 150 what on Dave? it's got to be optional because I can quite happily never see another reflection or photograph of myself 150 in the current form it's simple the only people that are not going to vote for that are narcissistic Instagram who cares what you saw your shadow again I'm a bleeding pizza pan what uses a shadow what benefit does a shadow ever have that you've never seen a film at the end of heat spoilers he sees the narrow shadow and he knows where he's standing he's shooting when he kills him that's not a help no that bollocks unless you're using him for the protection of UV rays and then maybe a shadow could be a benefit but are you using a shadow for a protection of a UV ray well it could be a shadow from a parasol or shadow shadow though Dave shadow's in general if you were stood next to bigfoot if you were stood next to bigfoot you're talking about a big shadow could actually keep safe from harm for UV rays like a whole village I use factor 50 it does me fine Glenn also says what's the best part of a roast dinner that is not the meat or the potatoes options include but aren't limited to the stuffing, cauliflower cheese gravy, sauces, bread, cramble the only answer the only answer Gareth Euchers which celeb is the worst football that you have ever seen or played with side note Ned is not a celeb so he doesn't count I've only played with hang on how many celebs have I played with Lee Lachford Evans he's never telling you played footy with was he alright Donnie Tourette who was once a celebrity Dave will know exactly who Donnie Tourette is is he the lad from Big Brother and who was the other celebrity with us on that Oaks Simon O'Brown who was sand he was alright they're the only celebs I've ever played with he was alright Donnie Tourette had already started drinking when he started playing but that's a different story he was on the side he was alright but we embarrassed him but he was alright but he was alright I've played with a few everton players they were mostly alright but it goes against they're not footballers you must have played with I've played a testimony again for Mickey Thomas and he was alright Mickey Teaser was a good player you must have some stories I've never played with any celebrities in a sporting arena however when you first said that the first image that came to mind even though he's not a celebrity was that famous clip of Boris Johnson when he was playing in was it was it something where he goes and he does that rugby tackle it was like England vs Germany England vs Germany and he smashed all that that's still one of the daftest things I've ever seen but not as bad as the one you ever see the one against the kid that he took does one honestly want to look for it it takes a kid out on rugby like literally can't help himself and falls and ends up just like literally it was basically if you watched his political career in a fall I would have thought you would have been in every shock of six Dave what's going on no I've been to shock of six and actually in a positive light one of the celebrities from yesteryear who I was impressed how good a player he was more so than I perhaps thought he would be was Angus Deaton formerly of have I got news for you Manchester lights are fun that's obviously what he's most famous for and yeah he was a better player than we had given him credit for fair play I am surprised that you haven't been part of some of like disappointed well you know there we go I think you would have been down for shockerade at some stage if it was like now and Dave was like at the height either being involved shockerade your height was like when the match was on you should have been on the match you should have been on the match you should have been on the match but there's the other aspect in all of this that you are overlooking in that I'm shit at football that's not an accident no the match especially you get caught you went up to Newcastle you had a week's training you and Graham Taylor would have been you would have been you know could have took Phil Neil's place maybe I've missed my window Mime was quite controversial wasn't it I mean Mime was Neil Warnock was on Sky and the other lad who didn't get in had a bit of a tity lip and he locked me in a changing room he locked me he went you're going to have to go in this changing room because he's kicking off what's it got to do with me and they were like yeah he's fuming and blah blah blah and I was like what's that got to do with me Neil Warnock he picked me why didn't he just picked about you because it was one per age and I got picked and he was kicking off on me but anyone who's ever watched me play football know I desire to be in it it's as simple as that it's as simple as that it's that I love he came to my house at 7 o'clock in the morning to start filming and made me late to get down to Birmingham City's training ground normally you desire to be in it then and then the guy was going this has all been set up for you to be in it and he wanted me to feature me and I'm probably a better footballer than you and I'm probably a better footballer than you so take humble pie and piss off and again spoken nicely without arrogance Stuart I apologise Stuart Peace Stuart Twist what are they? Stuart Twist surely you call them all of it he said piss off all of it and go and get some food this is one of my only stories but we were at the David Beckham Academy by the O2 and in the changing rooms before Big Neff had got wind of this story and he's going he's in the audience you know they've brought him down in case like you get an injury and he's like oh you're gonna have to perform tonight aren't you he's gonna be there and everyone's gonna know that he's better and I was like thanks Neff it was a great story it was a great story there was a very young Jason Manford the after show he was presenting and I was on the couch again live Jason Manford though is actually and I don't mean this to come over in a bad way but he's significantly younger than I think most of us think he is and he's a big star now isn't he he's a funny fella absolutely fair play to him but I was again I don't know whether this sounds like a an unkind thing to say but I was surprised by how young he is and also I mean there's a link this and again this should be Dave I know what you're gonna say winner of the mass singer and I believe Dave should be on the mass singer how are you not on the mass singer no idea Dave you need a better and I'm being serious here you need a better agent I believe so I need an agent full stop I'm not being funny mate there's enough stuff out there now that you could be part and should be part of I think Dave you should be on the mass singer something needs to change mate you need to change your get to oldie get to that middle isle and then get yourself a bleed I love to hear like Rita Ora screaming that she thinks you're Donnie Osmond or something I just love to hear Rita Ora screaming I'll be honest the way I set that up for you it's difficult to know it's better ending out of that or Dracula or Dracula or the stick or twist there's so many to this we could have all the time you can make your own adventure it is but I'm being serious you should be on a few of these things Dave you're prime for it really everyone's making a comeback Dave maybe I need maybe I need representation no I mean it's been a nice 10 years ago they've never been away I have I've been away for decades you need to be back and that's a conservative estimate it's always about making comebacks and I think the time is right as my local said so it's up to you so get it sorted let's leave it there let's before twist though he's come out again he's always recorded this always there's so much more energy it's a different energy it's like his room's so bright you can see him he looks great and it looks there cosy that window that window belongs that window belongs to me to the townhouse you can see you're recording in the townhouse recording in the townhouse very clean great parking on that note we're gonna allow Dave to go and do a command over all into his car and get to Aldi to escape said trick or treat us make sure you give the video a like like this give it loads of stars you can find this podcast anywhere which is weird to say cos you're already listening to it but if you tell your friends if you want a good podcast for an hour you can find this everywhere you find good podcasts and rubbish ones as well they're all there we'll pick thanks Dave and we'll see you later take it easy bye