 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going to be doing something a little bit different We're going to be looking at Irish dragons den and you may be asking yourself. What is that? Well, if you're familiar with Shaq tank, the thing that came before it was the British series dragons den and after all of those came Irish dragons den Ireland has a knack for taking a series and making a worse version of it But it's based in Ireland. So we all watch it anyway. And that's exactly what happened here. I'm on there Ah, ah, I'm injured. I can't record today I don't know if you can see that or not. Hold on. It's not focusing But I assure you there is a semi visible mark from me hitting my hand there So if you could like and subscribe it would just make me feel a lot better I'm on the Irish dragons den YouTube channel and I'm just seeing their thumbnail is so much better than mine. Look how dramatic this is Then some of them are really weird like look at this. Look at his face Satan has sent me to steal your invention This reaction Oh my god, their faces. Oh god. Look at this. Whatever this invention is I am assuming it causes instant orgasm. Jesus Christ. I cannot resist clicking on that one. Look at it It's terrifying students pitch Hickman line covers help children with discomfort Okay, first of all, does that even make sense? And second of all, that thing is not going to help it the lines which the girls covers are designed to house Are used for the administration of important medicine Gavin wants to know more about how the covers. Oh Okay, no, this is actually a good idea actually, but why is the dummy so feckin terrifying? Oh, yeah, how much? Sorry, but it's just like That was like the british version or like any other version It would have been like this is a great thing you're doing. I absolutely love it Can I just get down into the business side of things? We can we discuss like the cost price and what you expect to sell them for and what your gross profit is The irish one. He's just like how much? Individual packaging so the parents know that they haven't been used before and that they are clean Yeah, that was a concern. So I mean you've done all that. That's that's that's fantastic I just get the feeling like when they're talking like the dragons i'm talking about here the the five rich people They're sitting down with their stacks of money judging these people. I just have a feeling they don't know what they're talking about And they're trying to bluff their way through it a bit What do you want to use the 2004? A sewing machine would be the main aim that we would like. How much are they looking for? What do you want to use the 2004 2000? Is that all they're asking for? They don't say it at the start the show is probably like they're asking for so little This will look really bad if we actually say it So I'm curious how much because if they are just looking for 2000 This is ridiculous like you're a feckin multi-millionaires and these two young girls are trying to make a difference Just give it to them captions look like this. So, okay. Thanks I don't know how I did that. Um girls. I think what you've done is is really thoughtful and inspirational For me just I think that it's it's not scalable enough and I want to declare myself out It's not scalable enough for her apparently 2k is too much for you Even though she's got like 50 on the desk in front of her I think I think what you're doing is is very good and I would like to make you yes an offer Yes, good men those charities. I think that is the route that that you should go and I think they would adopt you Oh my god, he's gonna adopt them. This is turning out even better than expected But I think it's the time that he's investing so big respect to him. He's our favorite one. Whatever his name is We're gonna call him beardy. I need a more Irish thing I want to see a farmer up there like a new crazy invention like a potato But like a smart potato that like tells you when to eat it or something something wild God, I should be a dragon, but I need something strong here I need to see someone get investments because it's crushing my soul right now So I went for it. You're selling sperm and a bottle over the internet in quotes I think this could be a strong one. He just walks into the room and he like sets on zipping I'm out. I'm out me too Just a bit about my own background. I've been breeding pedigree cattle at home. Okay. Thank god. It's for cattle Oh, yes, beardy's here. He's gonna invest. He loves it. He'll buy your sperm and a bottle right now Right here right now cash untraceable There's a research that you've done and how you how you picked these six genes If you walk into a bear and there's a hundred girls in it You don't have to be told the 99 ones you don't like You know, you know the one that you do like what? What is he talking about? I don't understand Is he saying that like he goes into a field and he can immediately spot the cow that he really likes Is that what he's saying like out of a hundred cows? He'll go like that one takes my fancy or you know, I'm not gonna question him Like sorry for interrupting. Keep going. If I see an animal. I like the next thing I do. Okay. Stop. Just stop. Okay Just move on to the next part. Okay Can you strip it back from me dude? Okay. Why do you keep saying stop like this? Stop it Inseminates into his cow to get her pregnant and hopefully produce a genetically superior offspring The dragons are like This sounds a bit weird that slogan is fecking amazing success breeds success I'd invest for that alone. He's doing he's doing the lord's work here. I actually know he's he's directly against the lord's work He actually wants to become his own god and he controls the genetics and and what The breeding situation. You know what this is getting a pretty deep. I'm investing. I'm in I want a part of this the world you're creating I'm gonna have like hench cows. We're gonna be fecking massive We're gonna be able to bench two other normal cows like I'm sure it's a normal business But like as a layman it just sounds so freaking weird Right. Is it just you have a knife for them? Is that how it works or yeah? I'd like to think that I've inherited from my father and grandfather, you know, Dave. Oh, that's a nice thing to inherit Okay, I like that like I got my height like I'm tall from my my parents But um, I guess being able to spot which which cow was genetically superior would have been It would have been in my top 10 to be fair That would have been nice to have I think the bull over here on the right. Um, he's a bull called perfect storm I actually spotted him when he was what a name Holy shit That is an amazing name. Why didn't my parents call me that perfect storm O'Reilly? Oh, man, I would have been called me perfect storm. Hey there friends. How's it going? My name is perfect storm He's got great beef character, you know of the breed. He's he's up headed. He carries himself He's he's good looking and he knows Hahaha Oh my god, that is an amazing sentence about a bull He carries himself. He looks good. He knows it. He's very beefy. He's very beefy. I agree I want to be like that bull. I want to be beefy. He's a bull that really says look at me I'm sorry. I don't mean to make fun of this guy because I'm sure this is actually a pretty good business He's probably making a ton of money off this like it. I know one thing and it's farmers shit tons of money But like just from an outsider perspective There's just something hilarious about a man saying that bull looks good and he knows it And you say I'd like to you know buy some of perfect storms perfect juice I'm not gonna add anything There's still I'm only like halfway through this Okay, keep going and talk about his perfect juice more. Do you have a returns policy? What? What what is that kind of question? It's 40 euro and how can you return it if you I think you need to learn about the bulls and the bees mister But because I don't see any scalability in this business because unless we get your just re-pages you all the time What why does he keep saying shit like this? I think he's actually really into it. He's weird Why does he keep calling it juice? Just say sperm it sounds way better actually what you're doing is something is something different But I don't see the science behind what you're doing and it's also trying to get a business based on the Beauty is really smart like he sees the flaws in this guy's business Even though honestly, I do kind of believe him that I think he could walk into a bar full of 100 bulls and he could find that attractive bull. I I just believe him. All right. I think he's got a knack for it But I understand where this guy's coming from. I think he knows what he's talking about Nobody wanted to get their hands on jude's bull semen Oh god, why did you have to say it like that? Oh, I'm disappointed. He didn't get it Can I see an investment, please? Kevin claims that his range of gourmet sauces are a good example I do I do. They're a great example. Trust me buy my sauces jim's jam They're called which is confusing because my name is Kevin, but you know, it's an inside joke They immediately just go I'm out it 45 years Um, oh no, he sounds really stressed and oh no, I feel so bad for him. He's freaking out Uh We use all fresh Ingredients and air sources. This is stressing me out. Jesus christ. Oh my god. He's about to weave There's gotta be a trap door underneath him. Now you can see the hinges and someone's like going for the button You're out. This looks so weird. This man just feeding all these people who are sitting down He's like their caregiver. Hello, Kevin. Hello This is getting awkward stop. I'd like to know a little bit about your career before you came to This new business that you've launched with your partner. Well, you see it all began With the dream I opened retail and then discovered the dream was a nightmare So I ran in front of a car and now I'm here But I wouldn't know how to how to help you bring your product further So I'm going to graciously of course you don't you know feck all what do you guys even do? Gavin Duffy wants to understand the different ways they can be used I mean, you're just fucking eat them. Oh, yeah Oh, it's also quite a strong adhesive. It can bond wood to break I just say risk after risk. Okay, a bit weird. They were all complimenting it a second ago I love your sauces. I think it's a slow burner and for those reasons combined I'm gonna Detail myself and thank you fuel comments. They're just going out even though they're saying it's the best thing in the world So I'm gonna pass on it. What is their problem? They all said it was the best thing ever and then they just went out I don't think these people have any money, you know, there's monopoly money on the table next to him I'm out. Okay. Thank you. You're all very what was the point He's so nice. He did good business. You all loved it and you're like, no, sorry lads. Don't have any cash I still left my wallet and my other pants. I'm out. I'm afraid I went on to the next one It's just I demoted myself from the english dragons dead to the australian shark tank and now I'm here Yeah, I think we're bottom of the ladder. All right lads. I have faith in you. Please Invent a robot that can cut my hair. My name is paul devil. Oh god. I hope it's bullsperm Sorry bulljuice bulljuice. This is my partner co-founder tony kelly. He seemed a bit ashamed to be your partner there A sport supplements. God. Some of the zooms are just so uncomfortable in this show What is exactly In this secret sauce that will make me even fit here bulljuice lots of it We found the perfect bullet called a perfect storm Is not going to be a great degree of variance between our products bad answer Should it just said bulljuice he'd be in already? Well, see us today drum on over the approximately 3000 euro could they sound so much more irish than me like all these people And i'm a hundred percent irish. So i what percentage are they 200 percent 300 percent How much do I get as the pharmacy retailer? Yeah, as the pharmacy their their margin is 25 percent Yeah, so I didn't ask you that how much do I get money? Oh, oh, oh Oh, no He doesn't know Okay, as much as the cost to make 2250 euro plus that what are you gonna sell to me for? Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, how much are you offering? Generally across the range it'll vary a little 25 margin for the that's not what they're asking you They're you're gonna piss them off like not that like they're gonna invest anyway, but it's just going to be uncomfortable for me Okay, so what's the 25 margin? price Oh, Jesus A game we're probably selling and at 42 euro They don't have a clue what they're talking about what what is going on lads. That's not right. That's not right Oh, Jesus, there's mad confusion going on, you know, this is crazy. So I'm sorry. I I'm out I actually can't blame them this time like if you don't know how much you're selling it for To the distributor to the pharmacies to the customer It's like how are you gonna get them invested in this? I tell you they missed a trick on that bullseaman Guys, I'm gonna ask you the same question again How much do you sell it to me? Oh, no, she's getting so annoyed. Come on. You've had time to think you can do this To a pharmacist they would ban that a little bit to 36 37 Guys, uh, he's having a clue about your figures It's bizarre that you don't know your pricing the way you should know your pricing I don't like the packaging at the spn, you know In this case it stands for sorry. Peter's not investing that Those aren't the letters that add up to those four words. You're missing a letter there He's trying to be clever Peter may have some work to do on his acronyms. Yeah, even the narrator's like, what the fuck, dude Oh christ. Well, I guess that's the end of that. Not really any investments there I mean, I was happy the first one got it. I think we started on a highway that that was nice I I was really happy for them. They're doing a good thing, but still man. You missed out on the the bullseaman Well, I guess we'll end it there. I'm sorry. I couldn't bring you more happy stories, but I think we learned a lot today specifically about bulls, which was interesting I didn't expect that today, but I hope you enjoyed if you want to see more irish television Do let me know I've got two other shows that I'd like to show you I think that might be a little bit more irish, you know, we had a touch of irish here though But a lot of the products weren't irland focused, which was a shame I think the one that was irland focused really shone through it. It really made me happy But I hope you guys enjoyed the video Let me know if you did and I I hope to see you next time as well I appreciate you watching as always folks and there's nothing else to say. So, um, yeah Bye for now