 Hello, and welcome to another ranking, joined this time by this. Hello, I am this, and this is me. There's more than I was expecting, I'll be honest. When we were writing them out, I started to regret it. Yeah, well, I mean, you know, we'll be here for a while, so we can always, um... We should cut it to the end. We're about to put the button on and it's cut. And we're done, everybody. You're all in S. Susan Forman's all at the top. Susan Forman. Susan Forman. I thought after doing the full revival ranking, I would do an easier one. I'm not so sure. Yeah, and I feel like our opinions would differ even more on this. That's the problem, yeah. Yeah. Okay, so, let's start with Susan Forman. I think that is definitely one of these two. Really? I'd say so. Are we basing this off of the fact that the character's good, or the performance, because performance wise, if I want to... No, I think performance wise it works. Just because it's supposed to be... Ah, grandfather! Exactly! That is Oscar-worthy. I am Carol Ann Ford. Well, where would you put it? Him. Him, yeah. I would definitely put him. Hey, could regenerate into a man? Yeah. Don't be so like... I'll cancel you. They aren't a man yet. Give it time. I would probably put them in... Fuck off. Susan is not going to... Well, be. Be. Fine. In between. Can you see? Can they see that? I mean, they can, but if I was to stand right here... Well, then definitely not. Yeah, so maybe if you put... There we go. Splendid. More of the same time. Merry Christmas. And you're still blocked, dude. The next one is Barbara! Barbara! I think it's better than Susan. I would agree. I would put her in A. I don't think she's quite S. No. Agreed. Okay, that was easy. We can have a few more of them. That would be good. And then, of course, who comes next? But Dode knows. It's Ian Chesterton, everybody. Our favourite. Barbara! Dode! I think he's another A. Yeah, I agree. Agreed with that one. He's not quite special enough. He's on par. As a group, they're probably an S. But individually... Yeah. You know, he gets bonus points for being a power of the doctor. And being so lovely for two seconds. Did you say... Huh? I should have made this smaller. In hiding. Perhaps. Here's what I don't know much about. Vicki! I'm going to... Better than Susan. Really? Yeah, for me. From watching Harnell's eras, she's better than Susan. So another A? I would put an A. Again, not special enough. But on par with Dode... See, I'm having to go off your judgement here. Lucky I'm here, though, isn't it? If she's here by herself, she'd be like, F, F, F. Vicki! Vicki! He's pricky. He's pricky, no, it's Vicki. Steven Taylor, I think he's fine. I should read out Steven by. Really? And by if you wouldn't... I think I'm happy to put him here. Yeah, so... Susan form. Susan form. Yeah. Well, we're powering through. Yeah, it's getting... It might be like a 50 minute video. Honestly, yeah. Right, Katrina! Katrina. She's nothing. Yeah, I agree. Put it down, yeah. Dissed performance, but nothing special. Between them? Yeah. If she's got a good performance. Yeah. From... See, it's... I'd prefer having it physical than doing the, like, computer tier list. Yeah. But it brings its own issues. True. We need an actual board on this wall. That's what we need. True. Next time we'll do that. And this one I only judge off the relative. Sarah Kingdom. Oh, I can kill it. No? She appears and dies, right? Yeah, Dalek Universe. No, no. Her daughter or granddaughter. Anya! Anya! Taylor Johnson. So... I'd probably put them in the same Katrina. Yeah. Katrina. Katrina, so. Hurricane Katrina. Yeah, man. Hartle needs to chill out. Yeah. It's not like he remembers all the names. Exactly. Dodo Chaplet. Chaplet. Dodo. Go home. I have no strong feelings against Dodo either. F, sorry. F, go fuck yourself. And she leaves by just literally just being off screen and you never see her again, so... It's good. Yeah, it's good. Dead. See, I enjoy them, but they're nothing special again. You'd say B? They're fun, but they don't make much impact. I'll put B. I can't wait to see what the first S is gonna be. I think I know who it's gonna be, actually. Oh, yeah, me too. Yeah. And Polly. Who gives a fuck about Polly? Do you give a fuck about Polly? It's the same with Ben, so it's like they're the unit. Big P? Like the oil spill. That looks like Dolly rather than Polly. Because you're a little bomb, but it's just not big enough. He might have a bomb there, right? There we go. That's one. Polly! Every time we say Polly, we gotta say it like we did in the podcast. Polly! Polly! There's no real context for it, but it just works. No. Chicken Casanova podcast. Listen to it. It will kill you. That's the one! Yeah. Now onto the second doctor. I mean, S. S. Yeah. Jamie is well known and well loved for a good reason. Big time, big time. I would like to see him come back. It'd be interesting, wouldn't it? I'm surprised he hasn't considering how popular he is. Yeah. Why is there a fucking hair on S? Ooh, yeah. That'd be a wig hair. We'll keep that in the edit. I like Victoria, but I don't think you do. I do, actually. Oh, do you? Yeah. I saw a lot of people find her really annoying because she obviously screams a lot and she's a bit of a sort of... I don't find that. I think she grows. I don't think she's just the next one. Uh, real? Oh, actually, yeah. I prefer the other one. So I put her in A, personally. Middle? I'm happy. I can put her in A for middle, yeah. Maybe it's just because I've got a soft spot for tomb of the settlement. Yeah, so... She happens to be in it. And I like Fear of the Deep as a story, and they're both in that one. Yeah. The animation is... It exists. It's there. Yikes, yeah. It's there. Get it. Advertise it. Really, really mid-animation. For a really mid-story... Yes. Six pounds! Buy it now. Amazon. Is it actually that cheap? I think, yeah, now it is. Yeah, because no one bought it, more or less. I did. I mean, yeah. I watched five minutes of it, got bored. I'll tell you what's the whole thing. Because again, the actual story, to be fair, is really good. It's just the animation that really brings it down. All I can remember from it is... Which is the most iconic part, and they've butchered it. They sure did. Zoe, I'd say Kier. Special, really? Or one of these. Because I like Zoe a lot. I'd say... Really? You'd say A? I would have said B if it was just me. Interesting, okay. Well, I'll settle for A then. I'm happy with that. No one's between A and S. Yeah, I think the next one is going to be between A and S. Oh, not between. Oh, I thought you were going to put Liz. Liz? I didn't know what order to put these ones in, but yeah. Pretty good, do ya? Oh, yeah. S. Big time. Okay, we're looking sexist. But... Just the two plugs and stuff. We promise we're not... Don't catch us yet. We do love women in Doctor Who. But yeah, I mean, Brigadier goes without saying, doesn't he? Yeah. He's the best. And his charisma is just so good. Well, realistically, he's in his own tier. Yeah, he's pretty much above Jamie, yeah. He's on the lantern, really. All right, now it's Liz. That's God's tier. Liz, I'd say S tier already. Really? Yeah, our lovelies. I'd say between. Yeah, all right. Because I think she's really good, but I don't think she's on par with Jamie or the Brigadier. She needed more time, I would have said, to be like... I agree, yeah. But that's for Liz. Oh, Tom Baker! Captain Yeat. Captain Yeat. I don't give a monkey's about Yeats. I forgot he existed when we were writing about this. Yeah, I can't believe that. I thought you knew... I'm not big on the unit fam. He's good, but he's nothing special, I would say. Where would you put him? Be. I'll settle for Be. Also, notice how he tried to make it different colours. I don't know if it'll even show up on the room. No, probably not. Especially with the lights we got and the exposure on the camera. Oh, I've met him. I've interviewed him. Ben too. Sergeant Benton. Yeah, unique voice. Yeah, that was interesting watching that back. Did I show you what I cut out? Yeah, you did. Okay, good. So Benton, I think it's a character. He's around for this, so... Yeah, I'd put him... Next Victoria. Alright. I bet he'd love that. That would. Using the TARDIS seemed like a really good idea at the time. Yeah, if we had something soy behind it, it would have been too bad. Something solid. What? Joe Grant. Oh, she's got to be quite high. Joe Grant. Yeah, I'd prefer an A. I'd agree with that. I'd love Joe. Joe's lovely. She is so nice as well. Although she is like the definitive... Well, not definitive, but like blonde screaming like, Doctor, help me! At first, but she gets really good by the end. That's true. Have you watched The Green Death? I have not, but I might have it. I highly recommend it. Let's find out. Yes, I do. The special edition. Oh, you should watch it. It's a good one. Although that might be the one that they fucked up the discs. I can't... Really? Yeah, CEX once gave me one of the Classic Who DVDs, but they put the wrong Classic Who DVD in it. Brilliant. And I have yet to go back and fix it. That was years ago. Sarah James. I mean, SJS. Yeah, it's in the name twice. Yeah. I mean, I feel like we're not breaking much new ground here. No. I think no one's going to be surprised at what we put in S. Everything else might be interesting. Like, this down, people are going to be like, Susan, Victoria! All the classic, all the whole thing will hate us for this. If anyone's a... Because my love stars must plan don't they? Oh, that's true. But yeah, but even if you like that story, are the companions why? Yeah, exactly. I mean... Is anyone a big poly stan? I wouldn't be surprised. I think there might be some Ben and... Isn't? No, no. Ben and Polly? Yeah! No. Himbassil! He comes up and attempts to sort of... Smash that like button! Oh, and subscribe! But like comment! Fuck me. Harry, I'd put him here. Me? You'd put me there. I'd put you there. Oh yeah. Yeah, I'd put him there. Yeah. We like Harry a lot. Yeah. Like a pair of old boots. Lila! There's so many companions to go. We all bucket, aren't we? I like Lila. I like Lila a lot. Um... Yeah! I'd put her here. Really? Well... Between MB I would. And I'm not just saying it because of the space as well. Which might be affecting my job as a person. Yeah! I think maybe I like her more in concepts. They actually do... Yeah, good execution. So yeah, I'll put her there. She's good on Big Finish and Gallifrey. Canine! I don't like Canine. Okay, that's fine. I'd put him down here maybe in B. Yeah, in B. Even lower, really. But I'll put him in B. Just because he has some fun moments with Baker. Yes, we're never fucking useful in this part. Oh, that one in the um... Oh, fuck it! Murder town! Romano one. I mean... I mean, I think she's... Better than not her Romano time. Yeah, I didn't know if that's... Controversial. Controversial. But... She's still not great because she doesn't have it. Again, like this. It's the Liz Shaw problem, yeah. Yeah, so I'll put her there. Put her with Liz Shaw, yeah! Yeah! Okay, next. Well... We were just watching her last night. We were watching her seeing her death. Lila Ward. Lila Ward, which I think is still good, but not Tam good. No, no, no. I'll put... I'll put between A and B. Lila. I would agree with that. I think, yeah. These are a good pairing to put anyway. Adric! Adric. I mean, really, I want to put him in F just to piss people off. Yeah. Although, a lot of people would agree, though, wouldn't they? True. Maybe... There. Because his death seems good. Yeah, from there. And if they were Baker Bees, we'd beg for two stories. This bitch dies so good. He kind of goes like this. Oh, no, I'll never know if I was right. And when he's trying to press that bar, he goes like this. Yeah, I wouldn't have been the one... Oh! Here's one I don't feel that strongly about. Nissa. Ah, yeah, same. She's fine. And he might have times they ride over the story by going... Ah! There was something. You all right? Yes. I put a B. Her best appearance is in the season 20 announcement trailer at the end. That's true, honestly. That was a great trailer. Yeah, it was a good trailer. Can you imagine if they did that with the new series and they had to get like Billy Piper or whatever. Yeah, she's like really a whore. So... Old Billy Piper in the power of the state. Is that...? I don't remember this. I was kidnapped here. And then Jekyll comes out gay. Stand this one, mate. Teagan, your wanker. I'd say I'm part with Nissa. I don't like Teagan. Really? Right! I would have put her here, actually. I find this so annoying. No, any good thing is her ending scene. When she departs. Fascinating. Okay. Well, how about in power? Is she better in power? She's fine in power. She exists in power. I would... I mean, between B and F, but... That's fine. We'll put him B. I'll power with Nissa. Yeah, I thought you were going to say that. The lesbians that aren't lesbians. Yeah, I mean, wasn't it Rushly Davis who wrote them as a couple? Yeah, I think so, yeah. Yeah. I don't mind that, though. It's not... It's not better than I do. I mean, it's quite... Chameleon? Yeah, Ryan F. Go fuck yourself. He's crap. I quite like Perry, but only towards the end, I think. B. Yeah. But she's worse than Teagan. Well, no, she's... No, she's on par with Teagan, actually, yeah. See, I put her just above Teagan. I think I prefer her, but I think that's more on the performance. Yeah, I do like her a lot. I'm just trying to think whether she's better than... Is she on par with Ward and Leela? Is the real question. Yeah, that's a good question. I would say so. Yeah, I'd agree. Yeah. Alright, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. We're not going to tell you, but if they try and figure out who's handwriting, too. Oh, yeah. We split the work. 70's Bush. I mean, they're not higher than a B. Oh. Sorry, Mel stands. Actually, I'd put F if it was me. I don't... Yeah. Sorry, I just... What are you doing up on that? That's Mel. We should re-enact it quickly, a six-daughter story. Oh, yeah. I'm Mel. You're the six-daughter. Now, Mel, look at that. I mean, she's great. I probably would have put her with Liz and Romana. I feel like Gemma would feel if I put her any less than S. Yeah, she would have come in here. But I know Ace is the best. Best companion, best... One of the best performances. Grace Holloway, do we feel strong about... To be fair, the performance ain't even that bad. Really? Yeah, I like that. I'm trying to... This is Grace. I'm a doctor. You are. The end. Now, I would like you to do an impression of the next one, please. No. No. Gigi So. Yeah, Bob. Oh, fuck. I mean, it's weird because it's the same problem as Liz. But he literally is just in one episode. You've got to ask yourself, how much would you care if they came back? Yeah. You wouldn't, would you? I mean, it'd be interesting, wouldn't it? But, like, for five minutes. Like, they'd be like, so you're still half-human? Uh... Well, actually... And the finish. It'd be shooty, wouldn't it? So it'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, you probably wouldn't remember this one. Oh, no, I was just fucking with you. Charlotte Pollard, I'd say... I would say S. No. This is the big converse one. Charlie Soger. It's the one big finish that we allowed ourselves. We didn't say Evelyn Smythe. We did say Abbey. No. I would've put Lucy like over there, but she's there for me. Charlie Pollard. That's the complete contrast. All right, we'll have to put a dead center then. Yeah, fine. Okay, sorry. Sorry, Abbey. Abbey's going to get pissed off at that one, that one. And others, no doubt. Maybe Polly. I don't know. Maybe she's a Polly. Polly! This one goes down every day for me. See, watching you from series one, you think she's amazing? She came back, and she came back a lot. Yes. She got worse. I would say no higher than here for me. I'd put her in B. I would agree with that. Biggie! Biggie! Nice to see you! Let's put Noel Clarke aside just because that's a conversation we are not good for having. It's about the character, not the... Honestly, the character's not much either, is he? Well, I like his art that he redeems himself and gets over fucking the pros. Yeah, he is proto-roy. Maybe here. Just put her on par with the boy and the girl. With a girlfriend. Yeah. Camp Jack! Camp Jack! Honestly, if all things considered and also Bar Revolution of the Daleks, I'd say he's up here in this three. Yeah, I'd agree with that. He's a great character. I'm happy with A. Again, putting aside John Brown. He's not recast him. I think they could get away with it because they always have the on-getting joke of have you got work done? Because they've got that theory, haven't they? That recently I've gone down to series 14 in the period dress for my B.Camps and Jack. I haven't seen that theory, but I like that a lot. Well, Jonathan Groff. Yeah, Jonathan Groff. Yeah, I could see that. I don't hate that. Yeah. That's not bad. It's strange. I always would have thought I can't replace John Barrowman, but when I saw that, I was like, You kinda can, yeah. You can because of that, but you can also. It's just some handsome man with a strong jaw. Yeah, good charisma. And you could finally turn him into the face of Bo and R.T.D. would want to do that. That'd be so funny if they did that during the series. Milf. Jackie Tyler. See, Oh yeah, I had to fight to get Jackie on these cards. I would have said in between F and B. I'd say at least on par. You want to come in and assess what we've done so far, Jim? Yeah. Have a look, have a look. My hand was forged with ace. Is there any you would fight on? I thought you'd be happy with that one. Wow! We're keeping this in. You heard it here first. Mel sucks! Mel's on the floor. He's just a bit admittedly. He just kinda goes, He's faster. Where would you put Jackie? Jackie Tyler. My baby! Then she's a bit annoying. B or F? B, maybe? Wow. She's a bit annoying. So you'd say between B and F? Yeah. Wow, that's what you said. Yeah! There we go. I would have said hi. Martha Jones. Oh, S-T. Martha. Hmm. I actually know between Yeah, I'm happy with that because I like Martha as much as the next person but she was held bad. Yeah. If she came back for another season, maybe she would slap. I think she will because she did a whole panel thing she said about. S tier Donna. S tier Donna. S tier Donna. There's a reason she's coming back. That's the thing. I think series 4 is overrated but I will always say that Donna is one of the best parts of it. Oh, for sure. Big time. Here's one we probably shouldn't have put on anyway. Astrid Peth. Oh, I can give a fuck. I can just put her in there. Yeah. I mean her death scene was well done. Oh, that's a bit cringe. And to be fair, Kylie Minogue performed it better than she had any right to. If you watch that scene where she dies, take out the music. Oh, it's really funny. You can tell that they can't really know how to film the sound and it's awful. Wilfred S. S tier. Yep. Shake a leg. Shake a leg. What do you mean to do that? The whole video. Donna's mom. No. He's another one we shouldn't have put and I feel like. Yeah. Lady Christina De Souza. She at least has that potential being like. Yeah. Okay. I'd agree with that. She's kind of fun. Jackie Tyler and Lady Christina De Souza. And they're coming soon to Big Finish. I mean they don't even be out, are they? Oh, they actually are. Yeah, in the 60s. I was making fun of that one. Okay. I should listen to the trailer the first time last night. It's really weird that that's what's happened to her. They're aiming. F. No. F. I mean, I hate her too. But she's not an F. Fine, between B and F. I just can't stick a person out. Fair. She's so nice. My soft spot for series five. I think that's okay. No. But honestly, she is such a cow by the end. So, yeah, B and F, fucking. B and F. Or is that just because we can't film anymore on this? Try not to let that cloud in. River Song. River. Hey. Yes. I would agree with that. Should we start singing it underneath these ones? No. Fine. Fuck you. End of video. No. Rory. Veronica's Pondicus. A. I would agree with A. Let's shimmy A in this one along. Rory is now the first toxic companion. Actually, that would be a great box. Big finish. Get on it. Rory meets Hartnell. Well, to be fair, he did live for 2000 years, didn't he? So, he could have met him. He could have met every doctor. That is crazy. Let's do another one. There is one more. Very small penis. You have that. Clara. Clara. F. Fucking. Yeah, honestly. Clara. I'm sorry. I'm one of those. A great performance, but a very annoying character. Even the performance I find very annoying. I guess it's very specific. It's very much like she's acting. I don't know. Arrogance is what it researches in me. Bill Potts. I think so much. Maybe here. Maybe here. With Martha Jones. I'd say she's on par with Martha. Or would you say less than Martha? Less than Martha. A. She's still great, but she's not as good as Martha. I'll settle for A. Don't look at me. Bill. Bill Potts. Because she's the same colour. It's just... Oh yeah, it seems like she's a photographer. The text. The font is... The sharpie is the... Nardell. Yeah, he's fine. B. Well, I like Nardell, but I'm not obsessive on Twitter about it. The prison. Nardell. Nardell. Now, what do we do with this one? What do we do with this one? Because I think there's worse than Yas. She's not the... Just boring. Yeah, so I would say here. Yeah, yeah, agreed. We're not Big Thirteenth Doctor fans if you couldn't guess. Yeah. We've put her on par with Amy. That is fascinating. Yeah, that's a bit crazy. And Jackie Tyler. Jackie Tyler, bam, bam! You like him ironically? Yeah, I would put him in age. No. He's not funny. I will put him here and no higher. No, I find you. I couldn't sit with that as well because I don't actually think he's a great character. No, absolutely not. His performance is the best part of it. I can't ride a bike. I miss me, Dan. End of group! Swish! Graham. Boring. Mid between B and F. So, there we go. We actually got through all of them without losing that much space. That's very true. That's very true. Ending on a high note. Dan Lewis. Yeah? Okay, fine. Well, in F! No, no, no, no, we're changing that. At least put him above Graham. Yeah, fine. I'll put him. I'll put him. Yeah, I'll put him. There we go. Oh, God. That was great. Yeah! Wasn't too bad actually. Well, I think that was a lot quicker than I was expecting to go. Yeah, knackering though, isn't it? Let's have another look. So, yeah, all of these are fine. Yeah. I'm actually quite happy that we got very few in these sections. That's very true. Because it makes them feel special. Yes. And it's diverse in comparison to the other rankings I've done. We barely spoke about each one. They were just like, vibes. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, very much. It's because we know each other so well as well as each other. If you don't know, I've known Harry since 2010-2011. That's crazy, that. Yeah. We met in a Doctor Who Minecraft server. Yeah. But anyway, we're off track. So, yeah, so that's fine. Also happy with that. Yeah. I like it. This is basically the deserves more respect. Basically, it's weird how that fits. That's actually so good. Yeah, I like that. Well, Rory could put the fur down to be honest. Yeah, you would say here for Rory. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, downgraded. Downgraded. Yeah, downgraded, mate. You've blooded some Turing, bloody Roman. Yeah, I'm happy with that. I like how these two are next to each other over here. No! River and Cam Jack, Jesus. It's weird how much these match. Yeah. I would have put him higher, personally, but that's exciting. Stephen Taylor. I like him a lot. I don't know. I've never taken to him. Good. Good. I'm happy with the voice. I would have put it straight to F. It's so nice. B below is just like, they're fine. Yeah. Fine to appalling. Yeah. I'm happy with this. Why should I know? I mean, they have lots of companions. I just don't have a good opinion about them. We haven't put any 13th Doctor in the F. That's a kind of surprise. That's a surprising surprise. Yeah. Yeah! Ah! I wonder where Ruby will go. Ruby Sunday. Which sounds delicious, by the way. Yeah, she's having a really good time. I would love a Ruby Sunday. Yeah, right now. If they made like, a Doctor Who theme part that they were going to years ago. How could you not make that up? A Ruby Sunday. It would be like, Ud Spaghetti. Anyway. Yeah! I think that's spot on. I think Ruby for me will probably be in either A, or B. Interesting. I was going to say, between the... We'll have to revisit this. Yeah, at some point. Next year. Yeah, I guess so. Or maybe we'll also have to do Donna's daughter. What's her face? Oh yeah, Rose. Rose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to be interesting. I'm looking at Rose. I mean, Rose Noble. Oh, I was going to say, I was going to mention Rose Temple Noble. Or is it Noble Temple? Noble Temple. I don't remember. I haven't watched the End of Time in a while. Yeah, but I'm trying to remember the cafe scene where he's like... Yeah. Is Temple Noble? Temple Noble. Will! Will! I don't know. What would you like to say? If you could say anything right now. Yeah. Oh! Cut it there. Just cut it.