 Gold? Yeah, you should have included that. You should have included that. Quick, let's re-enact it. Rape. Whoa, you demonetized. Demonetized. I don't know if you probably did demonetize the reupload. Oh, I get demonetized when you've done it all the time. It's good that we get it out of the way. Rape. Rape. YouTube only cares about the first 30 seconds. Way more than that's about the rest. Just because that's what sponsors look at. They go, let's see if it's worth it. They watch YouTube and go, I'm bored. Imagine like your ad plays and then a video starts, right? And like the video starts and then like halfway through the video there's a connection joke as opposed to your ad plays and then the video starts and it goes rape. Basically the moral of the story is hold on to those n-words. One in every five YouTube channels are raped. By the police. What the hell happened? Nobody knows the joke. We're live now. You're gonna have to explain the joke. Oh, yes, the joke. Tell the joke. Not the most reputable source. Well, it seemed... I'd give it like a seven on the reputable scale but it's legal in the UK for police to rape while undercover. While also torture and murder but the rape is what's going on. He's like, you know, so there must have been a time where a policeman while undercover needed to rape someone and they're like, I don't know if I'm covered. Yeah. She was uncovered. Like how would that go with the boss, right? Like, hey boss, the crime people won't let me in their club unless I rape someone. Well guys, you know what you gotta do? You just gotta do the thing. Is that the reason why it's allowed? You need to get at Wombo out. So yeah, like you can't make satirical jokes about the Nazis in the UK but you can rape if you're the police. Rape. Yay! Yay! We live in a society. Can you prove that? I didn't think so. All right, Jailongbo, are you there? Yes! I'm convinced. We've got to get around the game. Quick, make the widest voice possible. I want to play as the banana, actually. That's my man. Why is that? I feel a connection to the banana. What can I say? Oh, I bet you will. How's it going up, Moobly? What? Go up. I'm pretty sure that's a moon. That's a banana. It's a moon. I'm upset by you not. I thought it was a moon. I thought that was a moon. That was going to be my number two choice. It's a chunky banana. I like my banana moon. Chunky banana. Look, the teardrop is so sad. Yeah, I was going to choose him, but then I was like, I don't want to be depressing everyone. I thought you'd be the coffin because it's spooky. All right. Where's the coffin? Oh, I see him. Oh, that's cool. I'm going to be the coffin. I'm the poop. You're so proud. It's in the middle of it all. It's like me. I'm the poop. I am the poo. Let it be known. I'm the poo. Living under the stairs. I mean, I'm pretty sure Rags That was the wisest choice possible. That is the voice of Marge about Daphne Paul. A long person. How discord sounds while downloading. I'm not a chonky with lime. You're not a chonky with lime. I mean, that's not far off. That's Lyman Mike. Do we wait? Wasn't that a drink once? Lyman? Remember that? So Quiplash 3 is probably going to be the shit one. And I'm happy to do one round, right? Which is what we're going to do. Well, maybe they improved it. That's why I'm giving it a shot is the fact it's the third iteration. You'd think they would have fixed it by now. I can't remember how to fix it, but fuck it. We'll play it once. But I was going to say, do we wait? The Jolbe? The Jolbe. It's going to take 25 minutes to finalize the finish. I can't really hear you guys right now. It's going to take 35 minutes. Your internet is like Aspoo. Rather than another. So I guess we'll play with the chat. Should I unleash the chat into the game? Like you guys are all in and you've got your chosen tisms. So I guess I'll let them in. All right, chat. That's how it works. You go to jackbox.tv, and then you enter in the code that you see on screen right now. The first three of you will be able to do more things than the rest of you. Wombo. Wombo and me. Wombo. Oh, we got ransom from Knives Out. Someone's taking the moon. Wombo's smart. Commander and Thunders. Wait. All right. I'll let the audience pour in a little so you guys can vote on what's shit and what's not shit. See, only the best comedy is allowed here. This is the kind of shit we say when we've already been in a call waiting to get started for like five hours. Wombo, rape, cum. Wait, who's been saying those things? Wombo, rape, cum is kind of what we've been discussing. Yeah. But like when it's the situation, we get more tired. Wombo, rape, cum. If the situation calls for it, then it must be discussed. Do you not agree? Sure. Disgust, yeah. So we should mention the EFAP Gaming Chat. Movie Bob's contract has not been renewed with Escapist. He is a lone warrior once again. Oh, no, I... He is the embodiment of the lone warrior. We don't know which of his many horrifying statements did it. A man denied his future. Trump stole by Halloween. Yeah, Trump stole his job too, probably. Maybe that was a straw that broke the camel's back. I would imagine that tweet was about losing the contract because he would have known about this for a lot longer than once they've announced it publicly, right? Yeah, probably. I'd say probably. Dogging is trending in the UK. That's dogging. Oh, nice. That should make Rags quite happy. Yeah, I do. What is it? Oh. It's when you have sex in public. That's close enough. Well, how would you define it, Jay? I thought like it was supposed to involve cars. Like you have sex in your car and people watch through the window. I think that's called car-ing. Yeah. That's uncreative. No, but well... That's where the rubber meets the road if you catch my drift. I do catch your draft. You know what we should do while we're doing a wait? We should play the cliff of Donald Trump. People need to see it. Little fish. That'll be in the blind matter set of recording. Oh, is it going included in that? Yeah, well, I can't not include it. It's funny as hell. We'll just start laughing at it. Little fish. It's in my memory. Is that metal? I'm so glad that for whatever reason, Donald Trump got cleared to do an interview while he was in Luthiandra. Yeah. They're like, that'll be fine. Go on. It's pure fucking... This is the kind of shit you hear from people on a night out when they are not there anymore. It's fully that. It's like, yeah, they're sending all the water to sea. Oh, yeah, sure, they are. The roof and making buildings with tiny windows. Stop them. Also, what the fuck? There's 80 people in the game. What's up? You only need an internet browser. And if you guys are telling me you don't have one, I'm going to have the police do something. Yeah. Get your ass. Not the police. They have new powers now. Let me put up here and the announcements. So a couple of more people join, I guess. There's only 646 people watching, which honestly is pretty disappointing for you, Mola. I'll be honest with you. My content has just been so awful lately. I've been bringing this Jay person on and everyone's a bit upset about that. I'm going to set the police on you. Oh, no. But we had that new headliner today, Weekender, I think his name was. He's hopefully going to play well with the fans. Yay. You have a crucifix? Yeah, but you don't know what over it is. Oh, no. All right. We got over 100 people in the audience. You guys ready for quick lash three? If you wait for a couple of more minutes, there might be more. I just put an announcement and the discord. It's inside you? The crucifix is inside me. Oh. So that's going to be really easy to get in you up to a certain point when it gets really difficult all of a sudden. Well, it depends which part of you you're putting it in. If it is lodged in there, you can't get hold of it, right? So here's the thing. Jay, I don't see how inserting that into any orifice would be easy. No, no, no. It would be much harder to insert it even that far into certain orifices. What about, well, I mean, what if it was really small? Well, it also depends what kind of crucifix we're talking about. If this is the kind of crucifix that people wear as a necklace, then who cares? That would be easier, certainly. I still wouldn't do it. It's not optimally shaped. It's not the right shape. I'll agree with that. Welcome to our Halloween stream. Yes. Talk about inserting crucifixes. Crucify into your bumhole. Into your beanie. Bumhole was only implied. Rags until you said it. We could have been talking about any hole. Metal decided not to stream because he's got unreliable internet. Yeah. Otherwise known as he's a pussy. Hey. I might randomly drop in and out because of my internet, but there's a technician coming tomorrow morning who's going to I'm going to invite into my home while I'm probably incredibly hungover. Is this going to be the first time you invite a man into your home while you're hungover? No. Nobody get hungover with people in this room. When I was hungover with that one time, the last thing on my mind was fucking, I'm going to be honest, like the first time in my life I didn't want to have anything to do with this axe. I don't want to sit in a pumpkin or comfy. Fix my stupidity internet. Yeah, but you know what costing you're like fixing your internet costs, right? You're not the charge for that. I don't charge for it when they send it. I didn't request it to them. No, no, no, you have to. You have to suck a stick. It's going to be that kind of porn. We're just like, thank you for fixing the internet. There's only a way to repay you. I always thought it was just common courtesy to do that. I like the idea that like someone just how they say hello. Yeah. I like the idea that someone's like seen loads of that kind of porn like they have someone coming around to their like house to fix something and they just like, they start going oh, you've done such a good job. If only there was some way I could repay you and they're going, yeah, money. You got any money? Well, the guy's like expecting a blow. I mean, also, also we're dudes so we can't get away with that. No, okay, isn't allowed. Gay people are kind of terrifying, you know? You might need to borrow a skirt for that. They can control penises, they will. Gay people, they're Oh, they're cock benders? Yeah. Cock kinesis? Do we want to start a round? I guess we do. We've got 227 people in. We'll re-explain how to get in every once in a while I suppose. See on the screen chat join at jackbox.tv and enter this it doesn't say fag that's not, we didn't do that that's a game Fuck Fuck It's like how a really posh English person would say fuck Fuck Oh, it's like Farqua Fuck Jay Longbone is trying to download the game we're playing after this and she'll randomly be back and forth I think She forgot to have good internet Wait, what's that clip she's got? Yeah, she's on a clip Oh, it just sounds like absolute garbage Well anyway I'm gonna ready us up To be honest with you, I've forgotten how quick life works Is that becoming contagious? Where now people say belches they do I cannot stop I'm in my house alone and I'll do it Aha It's your fault Aha I wonder how many listeners have adopted that I can't even help it, just have it The reason I do it is because my dad would do it all the time I extended to Belgium before And now Round one You'll get two prompts on your device to answer anyway Okay Round one, what happens? Two prompts to choose from and it'll go head to head to someone else Alright Honestly, I don't remember I'm hoping that it's self-explanatory as we go Oh, right Okay, I understand Do we have a timer here? Uh, yeah, 70 70 seconds from now is your limit Alright So we have about a 12 second delay That's actually not that bad Oh, there's more than one, oops I have done mine Quick flash is the weak game, okay So don't be surprised if you don't end up bluffing Wait, what is a safety quip? Oh, I like the anti-nationisms they got Going I guess safety quip is just a random thingy I just tried it out Safety quip Reference chat, you'll be deciding who the funnies are Ultimately, we've got to keep the stream open and the browser open otherwise it won't make sense I have to screenshot the two answers they've given because together they're much better than they are even in class Oh, it's too late Screen shot on screen Here we go I'm waiting for it to appear on the screen Okay, choose a way We're supposed to choose which is funnier I guess, that's why there was a lot of laughing when I was reading out the options here I had to mute myself because I was just like We're totally going to play TK at the end of this if all this sucks No, this is great Quick flash, this is three This is the third version Quick flash has always played us so far I think when we first the first two rounds were pretty funny and then we already had duplicates I feel like you're describing TK rather than this I am at least not funny You know what you're talking about? The first ever run Spell umbrellas Umbrella Umbrella Umbrella I didn't note because I was making fun of umbrella Umbrella Umbrella Umbrella Our chat went with the pants one Might as true Kick J from the spell It wasn't me Kick J You're 12 years old You just got the blank check What's the first thing you're buying No These are funny Quick flash is too limited Guys, you forgot to be funny It's hard to be funny when there's just nothing to do with it This is it Wow Molomich beat me out It's weird here and you say that Yeah, this doesn't really make sense, does it? Yeah, it's gonna be honest It's gonna be honest It's gonna be honest It's gonna be grandma to good home We got a giggle I mean, it's kind of funny I just associate it with non-ruined grandmas It hasn't been a single penis I'm impressed Good job, guys You really had a lot of willpower Not just right penis That sounds like a sentence for another controlling dad who's hating his daughter Well, there's not been a penis in there I knew incest would be one of them Yeah, this is all it could be So they both just say incest Siblings and incest Siblings is great When they wrote that question, they knew what would happen We just want to get them to talk about incest Good old incest Relationship rules Get angry and never wake up That shot made me win Which was your favorite now? Cock-bending Never wake up cock-bending But that's... I guess I'm going with that because it's like morning wood Yeah But really, honestly though that's bloodbending True Can waterbenders That's imbending ultimately I made the banana cry No Not the banana Poom-Pooly-Doo-Doo The first one's good I like that to break up with you I like Poom-Pooly-Doo-Doo I got you this card I wonder if Poom-Pooly-Doo-Doo is the safe equip I did Oh well, that'll be out weekend Really? This is objective Like the fat of voting who the funniest Oh, wow Really, that was the safe equip It's the funniest one I appreciate the second answer Nobody gives it It's Aligarcan Lane I'm wondering if it's scary It's boring I don't know the hot takes yet chat aren't ready Braggs just beat Stundas out I guess we're doing round 2 now Please be more interesting than round 1 I love how you're really keeping the viewers here keeping them engaged What can I do Jay, it's a shitty game You play a game this is shit They can vote You're coming first All of them had the option to vote Oh, the difference to round 2 is the points are doubled Oh, okay Wait, so that's balanced Raising the stake Yeah, what the fuck Okay, write your funny answers What am I supposed to do with this? Garbage Yeah, I'm Ah, fuck Oh no, I can't write that What a fun game, guys Hey, look, we're going to move to the next one as soon as we can I'm afraid you can't write that Please be respectful of other players Oh, okay, there we go I'm going to do that right Whatever you want, but this shit doesn't let you write The thing I wanted to write Did you hear about the new playstation update where you get banned when you do profanity even if you talk to your friends A lot of black people are going to get paid and talk to their friends is all I'm going to say Man, if they implement all of that it really, they'll just go back to that EFAP we had with the John CJG just talking for hours on end about how shit like online is getting Well, they had the trailer for Grand Theft Auto Online for PS5 Grand Theft Auto 5 and GTA Online announcement trailer for PS5 I think it's 70 bucks too at least Definitely get plenty No problem I can't believe there are things you're not allowed to say This is why TKO wins because they can't sense the pictures Yeah, you can say they're like Whoa, you drew a penis, you're not allowed to do that You drew yourself crapping into a dog's mouth That is not allowed That's the big part We encourage our history Pick your favorite clip I feel like there's probably funny answers to this one What the fuck kind of question is this for like a party game I couldn't think of anything funny I like this question Yeah Yeah You should have just said lose I feel like this game wants to be refined by letting everyone type in for every prompt Like I think that's the last round actually Then there's like having four options or randomly chooses three or four or something Oh wow, you really got that profanity filter really working put an ass on there What do you think there's a way to circumvent our profanity filter No, no, no, it's airtight I like the little sad people eating the points at the end They're like, well, you know Oh, hell yeah Yeah, you're right Thanks, all my niggas in the chat How could you could write that right right weekend I'm 74% funny than you I acknowledge that it's funny the quietly part makes it this would be vtubers the correct answer is vtubers oh there it is hey these two are accurate, I'm happy about this excited for the outcome either way it's true I think oh that's a close one but Jay wins no I am undefeated motherfuckers I'm good at I'm the best at not being funny it is close we'll test your true skills in tka eventually I mean one of those is wholesome one of those is, well the other is wholesome alright on the boat pretty wholesome my joke is funnier than their answer why someone in chat the colonoscopy slaughtered the baby why someone in chat the colonoscopy slaughtered the baby I'm wondering that what are they counting to what happens when they reach their end is there a goal I'm so excited look at answer number two one's again that's so bad it's good I don't know it's so like I like the turtle problems you had a late night text man you could have found like a follow up on an old meme you could have just wrote I'm not Mexican that would have been a good one that would have been good they really should cancel high school gym class really should cancel high school gym class it gets real pick your favorite it's a growing issue oh I get it sky will him glass I hate this guy it has the same issues like the first one it's always had this issue it's just too hard to be funny when you restricted too hard then again complete freedom doesn't guarantee funny it doesn't but it's better all right how's the scores looking still winning weekend you're almost lost oh what's gonna happen you'll be called this is called this is called thrift lash there's another round no this is thrift lash you can just connect right now I don't even care the three things next you have to give three answers now oh that's why it's thrift lash this is exciting yes ma'am I've just been told I see need as a profanity feels like I can be turned off I mean I can make the game better but you know appreciate the info oh wow we just got in there that I didn't expect you but you got 25 seconds left just another word ma'am CMD why are you so sad be happy I think he's coming last okay let's do this oh no it's a teardrop yeah the teardrop is just sad the people's names get in the prompts so I saw in the prompt what's the best cure for CMD fever what the fuck is that disease three best birthday gifts we're very sad ma'am whoops do you think that we too much got fired a lot faster is that you weekend that's a yes authentic attempt I lied that was a lot of pee right you missed the really funny funny I didn't think all the answers would be written together I thought we'd never date someone who here we go comes yums and ooos is that you jay that's normally actually likes teal jay fears the long false pager clone I definitely could date someone who comes yums and ooos yeah you have all the things yeah I think that's a requirement right yeah I know that's like the opposite I get it wow muthel got beat how this was perfect no wait that one should have won what the fuck I'm really upset right now I don't know those are this penile segregation like that you know so bad I'm going to go with it because of the absurdity of it I'm going to go with it because it's the best comes yums and ooos those would have been three great characters for smash bros yeah I want to see crippling dead in smash bros who won I did oh so you did congratulations one bow need to pee enough to refill my drink is this over yet don't worry cripplash is about to be dead and then we'll move on to whatever comes next yay any fanny pack fanny pack I just chose the other one because it had my sentiment immediately I just clicked a random one I choose not to vote sometimes because I get ashamed I just I just spin my mouse cursor around to just click and whoever gets to click wins crippling was funny for a week yeah it was funny that was funny for that long we played the first game ever audience I want to shout out to hello all my innuers jay got blasted off man everybody with a fanny pack knows we are the king and queen of funny apparently yeah boy there's a third I missed it you know I was third from the behind third from the behind it's confirmed that jay is not funny is the important part well cripplash you're a shit as I remember top answer of the game as bad as I always was I just wait for the new code OP and refill my dranglage oh yeah give me a sec I'll get you guys that in a moment can't show it on screen yet this one's called the devil and the details I have no idea what happens in it I'm very scared can it get worse probably I don't know I feel like cripplash really is bottom of the barrel with these sorts of games also let me see if I can find a profanity filter family friendly off oh heck yeah require twitch postgame sharing blah blah blah blah please play something entertaining we're here to check this out it's new it came out yesterday who knows if this is any good chase was right that's a coincidence we're going to take part in our groundbreaking demon human relations program we'll be living among the humans what am I reading chat oh wait I'm going to have to do that again I didn't put myself in first oh I'm first rupee mistake yeah but I did it on purpose to show you room not found yeah there's a new one in the pointless and highly stressful rituals of room not found I shall be right back okay I guess we'll wait until do you think I should open it up I'll wait for Jane Longman I don't know she said 35 minutes right she said 3 minutes okay to be fair that did feel like 35 minutes maybe her download went faster for her perspective well you know it's been 3 minutes to be fair it she is on you know what are you trying to say right the fuck well if Hilary Clinton can say it then I can say it she's on CPT was that stamp for control ballistic territory I'm going to have to google it and then find out about the horrors yeah I could open up the room but at the same time wait death's bullshit is in chat why isn't he playing with us I'm outraged I think it's cuties binge time hey can I see some love for that great film cuties in chat I don't think this chat's going to like it what why they're probably going to say things like it wasn't good what now they're going to say that what if it was police doing it then it would be okay alright I'm going to open it up power police made cuties then it would be fine right read room code I can see the room code Mako, Manran, Sal, North and Egress they are our teammates I have no idea how this game works this is going to be awful everybody's in to start we can't do that until Matt has finished peeing or whatever he's doing I don't think he's really peeing I think he's left us people are really happy about Escapist not renewing yeah I wonder why I think people don't like Movie Bob what no way some people must really like give him 3 grand a month on Patreon is that a glitch it's a bug in the matrix yeah it has to be I imagine being one of those people maybe some of them are like doing it because they just want to see him make more stuff and embarrass himself I don't know I'd say probably at least 7 would you say it might not be because he supported child sex exploitation or because he wished mass death upon people it might be because he tried to get a youtube video mass flagged oh yeah there's another one man he has quite the repertoire doesn't he that's probably why so the he makes it for that one alright let's chat people go to jackbox.tv and then use the code because I don't think you can join once it starts so do we already know what it's about I actually got no idea what does this little symbol in the bottom left do nothing okay you guys ready to discover whatever this game might be it's slash cum slut that's the one excitement awaits 3 2 1 press this button to cycle through avatars this is the best way to do this why would they do this this way what the fuck is this garbage why would you do this the other games you could choose yeah this one is just cycle through them I guess until you find one that you like oh we ran out of time to cycle through them the details but I want my tail oh I guess I should watch the intro right okay still don't know what it's about yet hmm there's a devil with bills and a sad child the parents that weekend in sal for some reason what in the fuck is happening these are demons having familial strife how is this a game oh we can't have gay parents no I guess we can because we're demons yeah okay do you want to see the tutorial I guess so painful employment how many I guess can I leave no the devil's in the details you gotta do chores oh it's among us who's my devil mommy you'll end points for the family by doing chores can I fuck my mom cause we're demons oh no you'll fail if you don't do the chores yeah but why would I do do the chores what happens if we fail do we go to heaven yeah no we want to go to hell that's where we live there's also individual scores and you can yell for help when you need it what is this game what is the incentive to do chores hell is doing menial tasks for no reason I guess so they don't help the family at all and doing too many causes an emergency doing too many tasks causes an emergency what in the world they're worth a ton of points to those devilish it's just among us what does the chat supposed to do we don't even know what we need to do I don't even know what I'm supposed to do so is there supposed to be audio I'm listening to I'm trying to account for that just in case money makes the world go around and the family wants more of it this week everyone does whatever they can to get a job to get a raise and luck their way into some cash a raise after a week holy fuck who do I gotta blow you mom cause they're devils why are we playing this though it's one of the potty games challenge tasks look like this like the pointing arrow or the star I don't lead a whole button demon relocation services what at least I'm not the fucking cat uh alright so I have what what is our ask weekend or what you need to gather from the kitchen no the game started what the hell am I supposed to do wait oh Jesus Christ why would they make this in one long list when the screen is so wide gather items my task is to do nothing right now all right you have five helpers right what do you what do you need to check on the denver omelette so a Denver omelette is good we're gonna need eggs look up and listen what I don't like this game and I refuse to pass this bit should we just do this is hard can we just play the fun that was fine I'm gonna no to that game okay yeah I don't know what the hell that was but no I was about to break a toy and then I was supposed to look up what when I look up and listen that's fucking wall in front of me they should understand the games that can't just explain to you what you're supposed to look they should understand their audience by now that was like the worst way to introduce a party game to a party group like what the hell did oh can we play a good game now please well we got two left the first one is called champed up okay nice code on screen what do you mean what do you mean Mel it's gone isn't it fine okay everybody jump in including jolb jolb just you need your internet bruiser go to jackbox.tv and then type in the code what does it make the avatars smaller got a control and scroll wheel that shit I don't even know what she's gonna be I'm gonna be I want to be the giant cock I'm gonna be the long the long creature I'm gonna be a fish I'm gonna be a little tiny fish just alright I like christmas so there you go the long ball are you there I'll be the head wrestler join us why don't you all I played the last of us too no trying to have fun here god damn it are you figuring it out what's happening I don't know I don't know I don't know no yo surely the streamer will be waking up soon I don't know obviously you're a cringe slut yes just waiting for jolong but what you doing just go here jackbox.tv and then you put in the code that you pre-posted right about my last film moviebob is asking people to report every account they see attacking film critics, journalists ex for supporting cuties and accusing them of supporting pedophilia that's from September 11 you're behind go home I've only just seen it now and I have seen how that's relevant cringe cringe oh I got 1.5k replies that's what I'd like to see what the fuck is that wait what's happening I tried to you don't even look at the chat we're in currently terrible pretty bad, terrible have you figured out how to open your breath yeah you did it I'm sorry what are you it should be able for me to open it wait should I open this up to I guess I should listen chat there are two slots for main players so there's lucky 2 people out there who will type it the fastest are you ready do you want to do it 1 letter at a time do you want to do it 1 letter at a time oh no I'm just going to open it up so they both jump in Come up with a puzzle Wide oh puzzle would be a fun way to do it. All right. Yeah next time because we got one more Well, we could have a few more with TKO will reveal three letters and then we'll see who can get in the fastest TV avatar is thick James. I tweeted it that we're live Okay Here we go. I guess everybody Get ready. I don't know. I think this might be a drawing one. So that's a plus. Oh good great Strangers, you may want to turn on moderation tool in settings. No No, we know all of the people in chat. I want all that cock on my pictures Oh warriors have gathered. Oh, I think we have to draw champions to battle I'll do they have a chicken at a bonad or as an example. It's like, oh You think that's what we're gonna draw Okay, so step one create a champion All right, you gotta draw and name them. Okay Create the champion of cuteness Why do I get restricted again? Fuck you. Just let me draw something. I will wait until the Thing is done. I think they do it by like category rather than just general Why though, it would be way fun if you just do anything. All right. Well, I mean you still can all some fun Create the champion. Yeah, they're colors. How does this work? Oh, I can't oh, they're all colors. Okay. Is there a back? Yeah, there is good. Yeah, the arrow on top. Yeah Wait, what's the time two minutes or something? Yeah, you guys got a minute and a half 90 seconds to draw your masterpieces Oh, there's colors up there. That's good to know 45 seconds It's a different time running fast You know the music could be worse. So I'm all right with that. What's it all like? Skin tone color To prevent racism Oh god, oh, okay This is all that's going to be to it strawd and people vote If it's a punny or good or whatever. I guess so Nine seconds nine seconds That we've played This is so stressful ready. It rags Create. Yeah. Cheap folks. How many times is metal disconnected? I haven't disconnected during the stream yet But wait create a challenge Each of us have to make a But I like my first one. I wanted to win And I have to create Someone to challenge. I don't get it. Okay. Oh, why? Champion of quack champion of whatever Oh, so you have to look at the thing and then make someone to beat it Okay, oh, what what's gonna beat that? Oh my goodness Okay, all right. All right. We can do this. We got this. My mind is a pretty obvious Oh The intensity of drawing things I'm drawing something really cool. You're a fill color option. Oh, man. No, it's shady Yeah Well, that's tk. Oh, is that as well? Yeah, that's still shady Sure I'm gonna antagonize you. You're already dead. I'm gonna de-fenestrate you That's it's not your default option. Jay antagonize people. Yeah Yeah, but I'm I'm gonna announce it anyway. Okay, so good job 40 seconds 40 seconds before minion Oh my god, I'm quoting Man, I wish I'd be better at drawing stuff Fucking blind man. I was so fucking boring shut the fuck up I want to make it clear the chat that's ironic by the way. Yeah Jay is right. Yeah. No, it's not boring All right, 10 seconds tricks Six seconds All right, Joe one. Oh no, what far come on you can do it Come on Okay, so I guess this what happens now I think it's the voting part of the program movie williams Cuties ooh No, that that should be filmed williams though movie williams versus logic Who is the champion of yikes, I guess wouldn't he be the champion of yikes? Oh, that's cool though He's battling logic Yeah, it does It looks like the chat can't decide if basic logic defeats Wow And Wait, these these seem like they're generated by the game Octagon fuzzled and bite meister I stood up a little twice The champion of wholesome Yeah, champion of wholesome fun was pretty fun. Yeah. Oh rags. You drew the octagon can fuzzled Yeah, that's that's gorgeous The pit What the fuck is this game? Well, hey They knew that people were gonna jump big fighting asshole The picture hey, that's cute Well, someone didn't even try champion being rotten I feel like this is someone in from chat. It probably is. Yeah, unless it's weaker more Yeah It is Pretty well for the first round at least. Yeah, I might want to play this one again Wholesome fun I'll drop something more phallic like next time The champion of getting results versus Oh Yeah The bouncing effect for oh, it's cute. It's great. Yeah. Oh my god. Here he is Oh Oh Aggressive welsh noises versus flangas Mcglory Hello, they can even fit dragon on the flag At least they they realized that tka was great. So they made a slight variation on it It's still bad that the other games are just a fucking waste like but whatever as long as there's one good one No, yeah, I say boo because flangas Mcglory was way better Hells of man Where the fucking beat is the wrong way around So long I guess if it's champ of If it's champ of lonely should be aisles of man because man is singular That's what it says Yeah, that's why I voted for it the champion of loneliness aisles of man Yeah, but lungman is singular as well. No, he's not lonely. He's got me Oh I think it's champ All right, create your champion again, I guess Sorry chat. This is gonna be a silent for now. We're drawing Oh that no cooming Turn out low on cooming Ruins hard Yes, how much time do I have mother because I think I'm lagging 45 seconds Oh god, dammit enough time for the details here Color and your characters with the fake marker to really make those reados pop That's a tip and trick right from the game. All right, uh, five seconds. Best gets submitting Submit what's good work better? It's not bad film. Someone just wrote cock man is my waifu Oh analyze your opponent and create a challenge. Yeah, so good. Oh, I need to do something fuck Uh There is this game is a lot better than the others like Potential wise not necessarily tko just the others Yeah So funny, I hope this gets a laugh This is like the most juvenile shit I've ever drawn Nice, dude, but it fits with the thing that I am taking on Got one minute I don't need it. I do That's because you're oh shit. Oh shit No, I just thought of the best thing for for for is it for my opponent, but I don't know if I have time Don't let your memes be dreams. It's 2016 apparently. What's the timer saying? 25 seconds. It's uh, it's uh, nearly 10 o'clock Shut up 20 second warning name those characters Okay That is incredibly juvenile All right, Ted noi I know we're doing it. Here we go All right I like this game. It's better than good. Each match will encourage a surprise contest Trainers can tag out their characters to replace them with their old ones Votes are cumulative Let's start things off with our first two fighters. There's just too many rules Oh, he's just fine The apex home of this is Bob Yeah, that I haven't seen it yet Like the least of the throne That's the four attempt for a throne I like Bob's expression I don't know why I don't show you in like jackbox tv a timer or something Of all the ones to be traded out against Bob Oh Yeah, it enjoys Bob Bob doesn't stand a chance against some simple exorcists I don't know what he's doing He just fucked up It's a very successful Oh, that's not true Bob's to lose. Yeah, it's just unfortunate Two new fighters enter the ring He's supposed to be a damn myth A war It's supposed to be a damn myth I like yeet ball I keep getting to vote Yeah, meatball, whoever do yeet ball is pretty good Oh, they're trading out Oh, I think you get a chance to trade out halfway through and then you can choose yes or no If they think they have better chances, I guess I think yeet ball wins Yeah, I like that droid Good job rags Thank you Champion of foosball Your yeet ball rags I was your yeet ball Oh, that looks so good Yeah, good job rags He's my pokeman Oh my god, Mrs. Boo bet Boo bet? Look at who she's fighting Yeah, wait, what? What's that character fighting? He's good I have no feet in this There's no Jay in massage, you know I don't think it's supposed to be spelt right There is no Jay A dick coming out of a piece of paper is symbolic of Mrs. Boo Champion of selling essential oils Bumbo Oh shit, it's 50-50 Oh, Bumbo just made it out Good job, Bumbo Wow But the boobs are bouncing, guys Isn't it great? I wonder who drew that, the thing that's in Bumkin's style Wonder who What if the second audience says Please acknowledge me Chad Wasn't the readin' Chad This is the word for the greatest one The random little penis They're real They had double game of shit This is so good Chad is dead Got in again Looking important That could also be a tongue-tasting something Oh no, slurper Jay, you need Jay Longbone, turn yourself up I think we can barely hear you If at all Hello Ah, there we go Yo The undiculator versus Dick Boltington Oh my god, the ultimate battle Look at the little hole I like that they put the blood on only part of the gear teams The next contest I wonder if anyone's going to tag anything out No I feel like Dick Boltington is the better hero I don't know if he stands a chance again Speaking to him at a city date Oh dear The undicator Glowly boy Flavor town I don't play it Yeah, it looks good Flavor town with defeat I think Flavor's hand What's that, you Jay? Did you draw Flavor Town? No, I drew Dick Boltington Oh my god, Movie Williams has been tagged in Oh shit Oh my god Look at this, they both have weapons and cheese Oh my goodness It was a balanced fight Oh god, did McRolley boy lose? He did Damn, Williams with the win Williams, idiot I should have tagged a cockboy A cockman He probably would have won, to be fair Shin Ball Smith Nivus, really Waterboy Shin Ball Get it Step the ball thread in there The safety helmet as well Gonna get crushed by these nuts Champion of peeing in the pool In the pool Well that's gotta be waterboy Oh no, what a twist Who the fuck subbed out that Shin Ball Smith Nivus For what the fuck is this game more like It's gonna be a champion of being in the pool That's objectively inferior Yeah Well I didn't do it Let people choose what they wish Alright, so what is the rest of this then Waterboy can dip these nuts And the cock What's happening now I think God in again is the winner Yeah Do you guys wanna play this again or Is this the last of the three That's the end of the game I'd be alright with playing it again We could just do the last one I expected it to be terrible Oh is there another one to do There's one more game Let's try the new one and we can always go back Alrighty then, I think people are gonna be upset But that's fine We'll go back, that was a good one I like this one a lot actually, this is actually pretty good This is good stuff Actually there's two left Two, there's five in this pack Talking Points and Blather Round So Talking Points is the next one The Haunting of Blather Round James said it earlier in the chat But I think this This is This benefits from having categories They give you For the heroes I mean that's a gamble, sometimes it works well Sometimes it doesn't work at all I think it has more pretty good than this round Well the idea is you're supposed to Like draw your character Based on the category you get Wait, this is This is waiting for two more speakers As in there's only three speakers Is the gold here? Not yet, I'm trying to figure out what Let me see if I can find How this works Settings No Max players, eight So there's only three speakers but there's that many People that can play I'll be one of the speakers I suppose because of the stream Who wants to be the other two I don't know what it means You guys need to enter first is my point So let Speed aside I guess Okay That's the code What am I So it moved from So it needed at least that many speakers But now it can have as many as eight The problem is I want to lock it off at this many But I don't know how to do that without Preventing anyone from entering the game in total This game can Take a photo and make a photo Of my webcam I'm trying to do that now But it's not letting me My webcam isn't working with it That's really unfortunate I was going to upload a picture of my dangas No How am I supposed to do it I want people to be able to join But I don't want any more speakers Are we just going to have to do the six of us? I mean six is I guess I'll just hit start That way I will show the screen as soon as it's done Stopping Is it starting already? Yeah I'll give me a sec I'll do it after I've got to create three tiles Ah Oh I have no idea How specific or nonspecific it has to be Oh wait I need to do stuff already I don't even know what's happening You have 50 seconds to fill them in How much? 50? 50, yeah But I imagine you don't have to take too long on this I really don't know what this is going to end up being Uh I just write something without thinking This looks like it's going to be trash That's fine We know that there's another good word That we can play It's interesting Oh I think I have an idea Words connect the tiles to a path Probably I don't know Is it that you have to like string together three random tiles In a story and then people judge how good they are? Yeah, yeah I think that's going to be the thing Oh that might be good This is not loud I don't like that Uh five seconds Three Two That was a good one though Pick your title I'm not pointing On my screen right now Pick the title of the toss You will give These are all garbage I don't know I'm very cynical about this being funny Hey It might be funny Oh sorry I mean I didn't I'm just reading the forums Talking I will be the first speaker and my assistant will be Jay Excellent question As the speaker you will be presented With a series of slides chosen by the assistant Jay will choose my slides The text out loud as part of the talk Longest keep You ready to be assisted Mola I don't understand What If you see a picture just say words until something makes sense What What Oh it's a presentation So you have to like give a presentation This is your slide But that's what We just say words until something makes sense That's the direction of the speech Tap it forward or back I'm still kind of confused So it goes You start And then it goes tile then a photo of my choice Then a tile from Jay and a photo of my choice And so on I was still going to remind everyone That the last game you could draw A penis fighting a Michael We just play the game again We just play the game again I feel like we might have to play that one after this Just to break it up It'll be over before you know it I haven't got you anything yet by the way Oh it's starting now It's starting in 13, 12 Oh begin speech Hello my name is Mugely And my talk is Please don't be mad When I say this is the best way To ruin your grandma So you're at a party Of course And you've invited your whole family And things are going real well But you're sitting there thinking How do I ruin grandma Only a real idiot would dispute this fact Okay It's gonna require How does this work It's about An abstract sort of view On How you like violence But through your words You need to You need to be able to just get it across To the grandma that things aren't right And what effects does this have On the rest of the world you may ask Well If you do it wrong The children of the world will be Affected in a negative way To say the least The influence It'll be bad So yeah It's mainly tied to A sort of verbal thing But not in front of the kids Thank you You're on five claps You're a terrible assistant Jay I just want to say that Wow Police can do that My engagement dropped As soon as the dab hit the screen Apparently But where was the dab Goddamn Jay got points as well Apparently So I just need to make a funny story Kind of yeah Basically anything you remember from the speech So I guess Now it'll just cycle through all of us trying to do this shit This is Garbo Plus most of us get a huge delay On the time we actually see the slides And what we have to do Yeah there's a lag There's a bigger lag We don't even get the slides on your thingy They should put that in the In the local part of it You know what I mean in the browser part You need to see that in real time So this is metal Metal assisted by Jay Longbone Oh this is Happening Hello my name is Moutal and my talk is Next night How to get ready for a date with MovieBob Which is currently unemployed You go to McDonald's And there's like fucking blue Green and yellow shit everywhere You don't really know what the fuck is going on You just go there and say like Mumbo what is this That's about right And obviously you're in a date with MovieBob I don't know why I was really desperate that night And to impress your date with a Gift of obviously Laundry Lots of laundry In McDonald's because To suffered expectations You do laundry, you actually don't get the MovieBob challenge You get laundry Yeah but when you Finally finish your laundry You make sure to end the evening with Kicking Jay That's always fun You just get the boots on and kick Jay Kick Jay Right over there Kick him right in the nutsack And that's probably about it Thank you That was an amour that's why Yeah that was a great talk That was a great talk guys That was a great one Oh it's all high I'm amazing at this Amazing Different colour tubes are good at the drugs True This is going to be a problem if I'm going to talk I like the part where you kick Jay You just gotta Think courageously Oh it's rags with metal assisting Alright what do I need to do now You should be able to understand From the browser thing If you have both of these things it's kind of weird Like I was just clicking next slide Whenever I ran out of things to say Oh I am as an assistant I'm supposed to pick the first trick Alright I guess hello My name is rags and my talk is It's about Tisms is a mystery Worth solving So I'm going to bring up this next slide here Do you see this This horse Is in an office by herself This is a Tism And every day Offices around the country are affected by Tisms Exactly like this In fact I can even type on this slide There It's Horst But let's consider The other side of the situation Because after all Not all horses in offices are horses This This is what happens This is A cross section Of a horse penis 400 times As you can tell All humanly horse penises in offices Start to develop teeth That they use to grab on to Whatever they can out of their loneliness And I have a talk So Let me just say this You should You should Love dog Dogs are amazing Dog give dogs All of your things See he's got hearts and he's happy Dogs are great Dog is attempting to give you a gift Unlike the lonely horse in the office Thank you very much For coming to my TED talk I'm Tisms Trapped by Neil Druckman I as the assistant actually Was supposed to Choose the pictures and the titles So That's pretty fun So the rags mix this with his other files I'm not sure what the End notes pot is all about Maybe in the credits You can like write a thingy at the end Oh I'm going to do it I'm your assistant This is a problem because I'm lagging I don't know how we're going to do this Smaller, what if you Shared your window In discord Hello my name is Weekender And my talk is Next slide A game of cat and mouse My ongoing feud with Jesus You know guys Jesus is a big problem Especially here in the Philippines Everywhere is Jesus It is on my mind all the time All my mind All the fucking time When I go home My parents ask me Have you talked to Jesus yet? And I'm so fucking annoyed Mom, he's seeing me when I do my things Even in private What's the big deal When I don't talk to Jesus He's already there Hold your applause guys Time out because I'm going to give you The best news ever Next slide Mushrooms are the solution Solve problems With Just get a mushroom Just get one out Just get a nice bite out of it Just let your imagination soar Maybe give one to Jesus So he can fuck off So Hey J Just stop it with Annoying me every time I'm just going to give you this mushroom There's not much left to say So I will shout out my next point Next slide And Gophers are the way To stop Jesus Guys this is not A commonly known thing But Jesus is scared of Gophers Scary Scary Let me draw on the slide Like oh my god Oh no it's a skeleton with Jesus Jesus is afraid of Gophers You know the guy that hammered The nails to Jesus It's not a Roman soldier It's a Gopher Nailing Jesus Thank you for attending my talk On my ongoing stream You know This game isn't so bad I'm done with it That was a great assist That's That was a giddy pig Clearly you weren't listening to the talk He explained It's a Gopher, I just said it's a Gopher People were calling it on how your avatar Just matched that speech Yeah that's not funny Alright J Longbone with weekend backing her up Welcome to my speech Hello my name is Wett Fart And my talk is Joke's on you Life is a bowl of cum You know sometimes When you cum It feels like it Sometimes When the ladies masturbate They stick their hands and they're snatched Things can go wrong Things can go wrong and it can feel like a dog Biting your hand This next point is a little Little heartbreaking Okay My skin texture is a bit Like a flower Sunday Had but that's fine That's fine You still get the orgasm That's the good thing about it Thankfully If you have problems I have the answer Alright well Maybe I would Call Santa Claus for the answer But you're on his naughty list He doesn't fuck with you anymore There's no hope left Your hand is just going to be Bit up by a dog And your hand is going to feel like a Sunday head I'm sorry And thank you I don't know what the hell Any of that was If you're on Santa's naughty list He won't deliver you a big bowl of eggnog Flavored cum for Christmas Yeah I forgot I forgot to mention the cum Jay Longbone I'm sorry about the second side Because I was experimenting with the I didn't know you could I was experimenting with my arms So you do it Yeah I didn't know you could choose Next sorry my bad Well Jay what are we doing Oh What are we doing A note about the speech Wow I did it Jay with rags assisting Hey Hello my name is Jay McCorky My talk is next slide Get ready To hit my rant because I'm furious About Mr. Girl Mr. Girl So I don't know if any of you Have seen Bojack Horseman but it's fucking terrible Oh no What are you doing There's this character called Mr. Girl It's a big horse His last name is Girl And You didn't even read the thing What did it say I missed it Fuck Cat with balloons Princess Carolyn The other character in Bojack Horseman That's it It's the best side character in Bojack Horseman Still not a very good show Cat with balloons Fox Mr. Girl Mr. Girl Fucking goes on about how My life is so terrible Fuck you It was funny who showed up to help me When I was so enraged With this show I could only find help from A Toothless lady Struggling to find an apple And she helped me because Her lack of teeth Oh what she could do with that She just gave such a good Nosh Quite frankly it distracts me How terrible the show was Just Like Oh yeah that's my whole talk Thank you for I do apologize I forgot to read most of it Thank you for coming I even gave you a grandma that was ruined Yeah I'm gonna give you I gave you one clap J For the effort That was generous of you Least engage Mutl Wait what You were the least engaged So said the thing Oh we got results Weekend one with rags And Mutl coming close Seconds ish Wait what Oh we have to name an award I'm sorry J Long bone I think I could have assisted her but I really do Naming awards It's doing like a Flashback to the stories Please don't Be mad when I say this I feel like it Looks pretty one Just glorify Truly In a lightning experience Bananas are berries Oh Scott The fact he called this a gopher Was hilarious One of the things I would call it A hamster Oh we go They already said who the widow was Why are they making a big deal out of it Because this is where you see all the After thoughts This is like a debate show Oh the awards Oh wait And out your award So everyone vote for who you thought was the best I think the audience can vote as well Oh I messed up I clicked the wrong one Oh god The award award went to rags The flimbers award Went to Weekend The unitology award Went to Wet fart The gay award Went to J The taint belly award Went to rags of course Yay And the cum award went to Weekend Oh great Oh and the poop duck award This is the audience I guess I went to weekend as well Oh the cum award looks pretty cool Yeah I got the poop duck And the cum award Great So it seems like once everyone is Given their speeches it's just like 5 minutes of result screens In different ways This is fun This is fun It's pretty neat Yeah It's better than the devil one Oh absolutely So what do you want to do We could play the dog game again We could go back and forth We have one more left to go I guess Oh there's another one Well there's one more but if we're going to play one more I'd rather do another champed up Yeah The last one This one is called blather round And it says a pop culture guessing game Where nothing sounds quite right That sounds lame I would honestly rather play talking Points again than that Let's do it Are we doing the drawing one I'm playing both they're both pretty fun Yeah they both seem pretty nifty You got to vote for one Everyone do it Wait should we do one more of both Yeah Are we doing another speeches one And another drawing one Yeah let's do the drawing one And then both of these ones are little mixaroonies Run or get ran Also I have to refill my tranquilizer Wait That is All of you jump in And then I can let the audience pour in Yes I knew I just read it out loud Cause I'm smart We'll do a fun little game For the two lucky people in chat To try and get in Should we say the first three letters And then see who can get in I think we should like Post it to some obscure place And then whoever finds it first gets in Well Wait what if we do the first two letters Alright There's only two slots Alright everyone so the first two letters Of B and A We'll let that go for like a minute And then we'll add a third Once you add a third Then it's gonna go like almost instantly Well I mean that's the challenge Isn't it I feel like we should add like a brain teaser For the last two letters Wait a second this almost said rags Is the only person other than my granddad That says nifty That's not true Yeah I don't think that's Maybe in your experience of the words missing From that sentence That's not a boomer word It's certainly not Like whip or snapper Whip or snapper Whip or snapper Nobody has guessed it yet I'm picturing a whole bunch of people Tapping and being like this is retarded Why do I have to do this Should we do a brain teaser What would it be like What would you suggest Oh someone got it Oh I see what you mean Damn Wokistan is the one who got it The next two letters are The start of a fun word That gets said a lot Yeah it's actually Appeared in this game Oh you I see you with those clues Both slots are taken Oh they're already taken Two people got in and I feel like they did that With just the two letters so good job Good job Audience you're welcome to pour in To vote on the funny pictures It's Baku But you know what This is probably the best party pack In the sense that there's more than one good game Holy shit We did it We did it guys Let's get the credits of the fucking Presentation game this time Yeah I think so Or rather I believe we should I believe a great many things So how did you battle with Jesus Go weekend It's still ongoing He's still looking down on me Does the crucifix work on him You'd think that would just power him up Yeah it does But at the same time My unbelief in him Causes it to revert And it backfires on him sometimes I think it's a shame you didn't do a Donald Trump voice Talking about your problem with Hazus Yeah that would work I can't do the voice job My problem with Jesus Not a good business man What the fuck What's wrong Jake It's just gross feet in my feed What It's a sponsored video What the fuck Pedicure transformation It's like really gross feet And it's like someone fixing them up Covering them in like tar And like fixing They're fixing the really really Flumpy nails on the peeling of the dead skin Why Why did someone pay To make me see this Wait what's happening Oh no I'm just something incredible I fear Alright is everyone ready Yes I have everything I have new Dranclages I have emptied myself Oh my god this is perfect Here we go Get ready to draw Right right Is your poor character facing the wrong direction during battle Flip them on your device Oh I'll flip them on my device Alright What What I don't know what was that What's happening Are you looking at the feet Stop Stop looking at the feet Freak Champed up Episode 2 In this first step Call her in so well It's not as easy as they make it love Yeah it's really not Alright here you go Have patience champ You must let us draw Yes Like how they make it easy to call her in But it's fucking not It's fucking annoying Yeah a fill tool would be one Yeah that was I was thinking that too Like now it's just Wait There's something weird going on with the bigger brush In terms of how it works It does seem to actually function a little bit like a fill tool It does yeah How long do we have You have one minute Oh this big brush is pretty good actually It's like a deliberately scruffy fill tool Which I don't like at all Just make it a fill tool Why is there no fucking red Yeah there's only like a darker Orange Why though Orange meant bad Oh that's why Can I fill That was just so bad Like a children's drawing Give me a champion Alright 10 seconds y'all 7, 6, 5 4, 3, 2, 1 Boom What does it do if you don't Complete the time exactly Does it just fill in with a default I guess so Need more time grading life It calls the British cops on you What the hell was that Dude I don't even know I got an idea It's gonna be really really mature I don't believe you I know it Don't you trust rats I sense a traitor in our midst One minute One minute stop laughing You're putting me off That's cringe You need to post a cringe 30 seconds Do it Alright it's been done You will receive a knock on your door Between 5am and 7am Tomorrow There's no This is a really like a way worse Drawing AI than in TKO I'm not saying something Can we just make a custom Barkey back games Is that possible 5 seconds 3 2 Why no quick flash I wonder I think quick flash I think quick flash would work better If you could think of the words on the spot Like quick thinking Mech of a vagina This is penis warrior Classic Classic Classic That's a penis warrior Man you got some big feet Looking good penis warrior That's your big feet Mech of a vagina didn't stand a chance Mech of a vagina didn't stand a chance You couldn't take a ground A ground pound You couldn't mech out a pothole The vagina just got pounded The vagina just got pounded I get it Oh my god you just You just blew it away Thank you penis warrior Jay god damn 5 claps for you Jay 5 claps for you Oh wow they have animation Tell me how my heart is ass Yeah They don't like this They're in the pain Oh no Oh no It's hard It's a hard guy A true fight of the titans Well maybe not I'm afraid the son of peen is a powerful warrior Yeah I was better at the peen losing What the fuck I saw the drawing I was like I was up against beauty Oh my god edgy the edgy vs chainsaw bro Stop reading them out before we get to see them Oh no Champion of living on the edge Whoever do shadow it's a cute drawing Wow shadow dominoes Wow Fucking edgy lords It's a cute drawing You can't beat a cute drawing Edgy the edgy wins Oh no I'mma say it for the next one I don't know What What the fuck Is that Champion of popularity He's so pleased with himself I hope he does the kamehameha thing Cause that would be funny Oh yeah he's gonna do it No no he Well he did something most suitable in a way Oh my god this is an obvious one Jay got damned Jay He only assessed the pain of my existence Oh yeah Oh no How could anyone vote for Diabeto Yeah that would have ascended brimly Fuck him up Oh I hope brim league does the kamehameha Do it Do it Diabeto has fans Make way for Our new king Our new king Our new king Our new king can be The champion of ghosts The champion of ghosts So great A condom Looks like you could fit all those dicks in that one condom The champion of ghosts Yeah a lot condom What's all the brown for Don't worry about it Lord condom is pretty good Oh my god lord condom Look what he's doing Oh god Oh that was very suitable The game doesn't go We enveloped the competition What's happening What's about to happen Gonna put those condom on No Look at this What the fuck Anti duck How are they so strong Duff minus the boss of misogyny Anti duck What the hell She just doesn't like Ducks Anti She always goes to the protest She always goes to the protest She's very anti duck Fuck you docks Not a minecraft pickaxe That's French Oh my god rich is fucked up That house Oh I like that Alright Round two How long do we have One minute and ten seconds You're still oh god damn it There's no like Same whenever you want You know what I mean It's very freeing In a way 20 second warning everyone 16 I did it mom 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 14 15 16 17 And give you an idea And you don't have to As well you have the freedom to just go against it So 50 seconds Ah damn it 30 seconds I don't know what to do I panic 1 1 25 Shut up metal no one cares 20 seconds remain You can extend the timer I find that 15 12 10 5 4 3 1 Here we go Alright tag team time Tag team cool Well you know you can bring in your backup If you want it I thought it was something different from before I want to see what 90% Tag team does though That might be interesting I saw you all big head Little legs You can tell it's been Shin Vapiro I like the smug smile They can swap out if they want to Oh they can swap out Shin Vapiro Oh no Ben Shin Vapiro vs Mechagina Mechagina Listen Shin Vapiro He's only destroying one vagina P word Hypothetically Let's say he can destroy a vagina Hypothetically It's his wife's who's a doctor Hypothetically just for the sake of argument What would you do if we kissed Oh Shin Vapiro is going to kiss the vagina He head butted that vagina Nice one Jay Oh my good I like the smug smile Jay I don't know what's going to happen with this one Now that I see it it looks so insane Oh my goodness Will chat survive Like the chat's winning Full of shit I feel like this was a biased battle I feel like this was a biased battle Yeah I saw that naked alien pop up I think this chat might be biased That's a good drawing of the chat though Yeah it is a good chat drawing This is Eagle Hold on Now it's the champion The public freak out Oh he's going to tag in Texas you got to tag in someone Nope Chat's coming together No Texas Eagle's going down Sorry Texas Oh it's going to be an animation No Oh no I didn't Well I guess you could say it's an animation But no It's time for our next bout This wasn't easy when Florida men Florida men's been way worse Stopped and beat up a stripper I hope you don't talk to me Squeezy boy Oh my goodness Now that is good Squeezy boy is good boy The champion of spicy things Up in the bedroom God has to stay odd surely Oh no Squeezy boy is a literal spice Server dig He's a mother flicker He's here Lord Kantons can defeat server dig Lord Kantons Squeezy boy better win 100% of audience says art is subjective That's a lie You didn't let Squeezy boy win You're fucking garbage I voted for you I voted for you It's the brown supposed to be huge Cause it looks like poop It's a living swamp Guys I'm sorry That's trick drawings Yeah Everything's downhill Gonna have to tag someone in for this bout Oh no Oh no Oh my god Son of peed managed to pull back some Some points Swamp gang growing god damn Good job man That's a nice trick That was a nice trick Rags nice I know I was winning this I'm anticipating this This is the cutest I've seen Admiral Holdo in anything I guess point to that What's the tech support guy Duckman Tech support guy He could have put tech support guy He's still a muller and he would win I'm sorry I just love that Duckman was there for revenge Yeah he's just Oh the ass Oh the white collards and teen I hate them That's supposed to be biceps How are you the buff dude Big ol' bulge One of my favorite things ever is just Anti duck woman I don't like the anti duck It's great Oh condom versus bearer of the teen Surely lord condom That's what a condom is The condom's a bearer of the peen I am no match against lord condom The condom bearer of the peen You can do it Yeah bring on that peen Made for this What a nice cute tag game Okay this is an interesting one Who wins out of these two Oh I wonder whose drawings these are Cinema blob That's the Was it just cinema blob where we made Like so made out of that it was bayward Where he's just he's at a gelatinous cube Oh yeah That's double jerk I like that Damn even Super Saiyan Willems Is no match for cinema blob He's too huge Who won My ass Oh J1 Why are you sound so surprised bitch All my drawings were great Well I came up with penis warrior I think lord condom Tech support guy was pretty good Shen Bepiro Shen Bepiro I got wrecked this round You really lucked out I guess With having bad opponents Bad opponents Wow So now what do we do One round the other one And then golf We could golf or we could golf now I feel like golfing now Personally I think chat I'm gonna push for another one of this But we can just go back to it later right Possibly Yeah we could So it's Golfingheim now I I suppose the way we'll do it is Well J do you want to go first or should I Wait I feel like we should train them on a course That isn't horrible first We've got new players here True So what do you suggest I say like a round Of forest Or like temple of one I think forest makes more sense than temple of one For the newbies But Matt it's not like I don't know I think both work What is that and his rags that he thoughts Moodle I was not listening I'm afraid I was checking I'm very hesitant To decide I don't know anything just Pick whichever I Can't make informed decision either way What was the question can you One or forest to start Because people don't know this game Temple Alright let's go temple Okay everybody boot the game up so I can Find you easily Okay You actually found me I did they found J Where's Rouge I know you're around here somewhere We're moving it up here So if I just Head on I'm okay with this Wait they just put me out of the Thingy Did it Oh my god I might have Pressed escape one One too many times Do I have you on steam weekend So I must do Oh wait no JD You did Life is hard to remember Joe are you What are you called again Weekend weekend Because weekend is already taken I'm just going to be visible Because I'm always invisible So Oh wait you want to show up if you're invisible I think right Yeah yeah yeah Yeah that's what invisible means you fucking idiot You fucking cringe Lord I never knew that okay Well that's because you're dumb like you don't have intelligent Oh I actually have your own Steam weekend I didn't even know that I never seen you online Yeah I hide online Wait Wombo do you even have temple Um I might do But they're not hard to get anyway right I just go into workshop and choose it Yeah that's true temple of one Also the game is already Could three of y'all not be the same Like different shades of red Unnamed shop anyway right I'm pink which is pretty exclusively not the same That's not fair They're me and Mel's colors okay that's how weird Yeah Blue like his headphones In the background and his tears That's lies since Landon Mel likes red Also where are you weekend You just fucking grew up Distinguished between different shades of red Are you oh there you are He's actually not showing up on Oh no he is We can't just be a shade of red as well right Wow Yes Damn it What the fuck I'm pink Oh too late Jay That's a Distinctly different shade of pink that's okay That's acceptable I'll do a blue Wombo color Also temple one rules Jay the classic Yeah the classic Alright then That's everyone right It's collision on Not on on classic rules The fuck that Do you want collision on I think it should always be on Not for Wombo Not for Wombo you won't want it on Wombo no On Wombo We'll have collision on for this map And I guess should I push the um Mac shots up a bit or No temple of one you don't need them Alright here we go Welcome The temple The temple The gimmick here is that there's only One goal Wow Rags why don't you fucking die Whoa Rags you're gonna hate JMI's Mine and Jmay's and mumaline map There you go I've played your guys maps before or was it just You've played one of my map You've played a lot of my map but not all of it Jay's the only one who's completed Wombo Excitisms Wombo you've not even played the last Hole of my map remember how I How you said oh you should end with a hard I was like okay you're right So I added a hard hole to the end of the map Watch those wrist rockets Custom cum mode Yay I didn't get my hole Well that was a good start Big gulf Hole in one Hole in one hello little I2 Oh yeah What the fuck was that noise Higgled Higgled there Yay Right so this is just the practice round Yeah this is before you see the insanity that is Should we go one of yours one of mine one of yours I guess then I guess that makes sense Doesn't though Doesn't it though I don't know sure You're always asking questions No one Oh no Is that another hole in one Thank you very much Did you just get a hole in fucking one What the fuck Suck my cock No What the fuck Calm down No I just like flew across the map for no reason Jay you need to calm down This is some wholesome fun You are ruining it I'm not angry I'm just like what the fuck just happened Jay you are reeing Jay Jay stop being bad By the way I want to let everyone know Jay has played this game inside and out many many times So losing is just only a Super embarrassing basically I've barely played this game I've literally only played this on stream There you go So if Rax beats you Jay that means you're really bad That would be pretty bad I have like 70 hours in this game Look how fucking good I am Damn high five Give me a chungus No that's my chungus Give it back I hate this hole Oh I hate you Oh Yeah Oh there's no jumping Well that fucked me up Riley I was not banking on the jumping too Now I'm in an insanely bad position God damn it Come It was the first Where the fuck am I There we go Am I actually Actually What's happening to Rax I want to spectate you now I want to know what's happened to you Rax is stuck I don't know Rax in a corner somewhere I'm gonna go this way I guess Oh you made it somewhere I thought you were like Pima stuck not like that Okay I want to know where you fucking were That was an amazing game That was impressive you just made it Oh wait Yay Nice trick shot What the fuck Good old trick shot Don't you touch me I used to worship you but now I do not You fucking cuck I'm gonna own this one Here it goes I do this for the samurai Samurai idiot Well I fell out of the map a little bit there So that wasn't a great start Yay I didn't fuck it up Monumentally this time This time I've got it You got it Great Is this an actual hole in one or a lame Wow Well it wasn't a hole in one I killed myself twice I lost 10 eggs on your head You got a problem with that You got a problem with that No First hole Look at this It's always the same hole I was thinking if I go in here Hello Hey Hey hole in one gang Come on Come on me This is just the beginning You're not gonna be happy body by the end of tonight Oh I got a birdie I got a fuck up I'm stuck Time to drink more alcohol Oh that's what I've been doing Oh you just need to go when you're not inside it Yeah that's just life advice Goddamn gnarly grit Fucking hamster makes me laugh What the fuck Hey that's an improvement You moved like 3 feet That's impressive Backflip though Oh Oh When you're in Yeah I'm coming Paul gang Just like working at an old folks home And you're in You go back Oh Rex that was a good joke I get it Thank you You're welcome Yeah you are welcome I've been called welcome before No That's who you are That's who you are Cookie hole of death gang No Oh fuck This is not Oh fuck sake I'm mad now I'm actually angry I am not angry Can we balance it out I am unhappy Unhappy young The big mad I am the big mad The big mad But you're mad now I am currently the big upset The big upset I'm upset cause I'm doing bad and golf I'm doing bad and golf Everybody's watching Jay Everybody They says to go Gotta follow the whole Why Oh I guess That's like Client side lag Hey chat, what game would you prefer us to return to Eventually out of the talky one And the drawing Dick's one You know what I gotta say I don't know Some people like play talking points again Oh they're eating holes That's a lot of golf That's golf Oh Man Wombo Who hit me Son of a bitch Son of a bitch Son of a bitch Son of a bitch Son of a bitch Son of a bitch Son of a bitch Son of a bitch Son of a bitch Son of a bitch Son of a bitch Son of a bitch Son of a bitch Son of a bitch Son of a bitch Son of a bitch That helped me you're all right with me and help No, come on, please Can you hit me please no I have to be hit rags do it Birdie That wasn't fortunate. Yeah. Yeah, it was you fucking So to try the one you haven't I have never been more put off from trying games since we did that devil one That was like They spent the most money on it, too You can all the animations and stuff. They were so proud of that game Yeah, there's a good chance of that like the drawing one was pretty cool But I think the devil one actually did have more animation, so I Don't know why they thought doing chores Here we go whoa was this the right way Fuck it Push the button if we were gonna do that I would rather just go to among us Yeah, I think the drawing game kind of outclass is that I Don't know I guess it's up to is gonna be up to whoever we have at the time here you see I feel like I'm on my next room in home or we should play like actual trapped fallen terrorist town I'm play this in forever Battle stop talk about your streams shut up. It is kind of fucked up No one cares that you have a twitch. Oh, you mean twitch TV slash metal commander Yeah, no one cares that you have twitch TV slash metal commander. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's a stupid trap. I got I got I got Hold on one bitch boy. I could do that if I wanted I just don't wanna But I took two extra strokes Weekend Now it's way longer than it should have I submit to the horde You just they should of Should have we can what I've no idea what you're planning there, but that works out Yeah You can just go down the ramp There's a ramp in front of you go in it Blabber to gnarly grits Just to annoy you Jay, it looks like Eleven strokes Eleven strokes. Oh, it's seven eleven Now where we go video game that was weak material. I'm sorry Shut up Whoa, Jay you're attacking the warrior of the weekend. Why would you do this? Wow this warrior? Oh my god, this is All right, who we spectate in Our regrets. Yes, that's exactly where I want to be. Hey rags. Hello. I made it to the starting point of another hole No Back you go Beth What was that? I need to hold them one the last one. It's like I can win now and I'm doing this you must play Guilty go you're lucky. Nobody's hitting the invisible wall the when we played. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I hit it once too Maybe they're doing what are you doing? Oh man at six strokes. That's fucked up Jay is very critical of people's golf games Yeah, yeah, shit. Oh my god. Here we go. What was that? Yeah, it was pretty cool. Okay Oh This is okay Pro plays that's what that was. Oh nice MLG golfer lemons queasy Shut up No, Jay get no Jay's taking over human I'm so angry Why don't you try not being angry? Don't be hangry. Okay. Are you fucking coming in my body? How did that happen there? I think there might be some desync with these props moving around Yeah, there is Yeah, for my screen rex you just like Pomeled yourself straight into that wall. Oh come on Yeah, I got two shots fucked me over because what I see is not what it's real Sounds like the most insane set like imagine you played set that playing real god. I hope mumbo doesn't have this issue Ray keeps overshooting Yeah, oh my god fucking Come gay. What's wrong jay? Are you lagging? No, I'm just bad Oh, it cheated me out of two shots Oh Okay, finally Mel you gotta stay ahead of jay. Otherwise it's all over. I know it's all over now Hey, remember 2016 I do Oh same points then is jay That's just Pretty cringe, bro Uh, that was not the way to do it. Let's try something else. Oh, I'm directly in the tray. Oh my god Is this what have I done? Oh No Dengas life is such a mystery. Oh, why is this so fuck? Why is this so hard to describe things that way? Oh, hey, I'm usually, oh, I got a par Oh This is hard girl gnarly grits Can't see that Why can't I say it gnarly german? What? God damn it. Does it make any sense? Ah, I hate it. Rax, I can't wait to see how mad you get on the actual courses. This is an actual course Because there's jay, this is probably the best one Yeah, this is the best one we're gonna play. This is a really good course. This is some bullshit. And I was a garbage, but uh Yeah, mine's mine. It wasn't way more irritating more Like I'm getting chucked out of the map D-sync between obstacles and where they actually are I mean, no pressure, but everyone's watching your weekend. Literally every single person right now like everyone You have uh, oh That wasn't well. You have 2,000 people watching you play golf. Okay. That was pretty good All right, Chad golfer Just just go max. Chad golfer Chad Good old Chad golfer. Yeah, that last one was pure luck basically Chad gulfang Oh speaking of pure luck Oh Oh here we are Ow, I hit my face What did you do that for? Oh, no, it's the fuck. I'm stuck in the oh, fuck. I hate it. I'm stucky in the vucky I'm stuck in the There's a little fucking water pit in the middle of nowhere and I found it I got a hole in one. Oh, oh, it worked golfing Chad and action I got a big ace. I don't want to know about that Oh We can that was so disappointing. Yeah, you've shamed yourself. I'm disappointed dude. Don't worry Oh Launching me back into the period blood Oh, that was close god damn Go on rank. You got this So fucking stupid I swear to Christ Okay, it's better just a bunch of load of fucking horseshit Oh, you're gonna get so much more angry wait people play this game when they don't have to They do you No, I can't it's everything rides on this All of the things now No Come on. It's basically luck for me as we've established Okay. Okay. Here we go. What? Oh, I got fucking collided. What? Does this happen? Uh, no All right, the trick is to go different. Oh, no, I accidentally let oh, I fucked myself so hard Nice. No. No. Yes Jay, I made it. Does that make you feel better? I got stuck here Are you still alive? Yeah I did like a crazy trick shot that it stopped right there. I was like, no, you're not getting this We can that was pretty sexy nice job It was this crowning moment Oh, no, he is now the lord of condoms. Oh upset Uh, oh here we go. I guess. Okay Exciting come I think I got somebody hit me. I think I don't know but it's working out. Oh, yes. Oh, shit How Wait, how many ones fucking golf? I got a hold to a whole norwee grills What In fairness, I've got it the hardest. I have to balance pancakes on my head True. I have a little rhythm head. I can fly a little bit. Here we go. We can you're being very quiet. Yeah I'm concentrating. He's planning fucking shit at the game. What? Whoa Oh, you have to be so mean metal god damn I mean Oh my god, someone in chat said I hope molars maps are less confusing. Oh No They're designed to pain. That's like the whole point You've only got the one map by the way. Yeah, but it's Oh, somebody just knocked me into the good I don't know what just happened on my screen, but it did not make any sense. Thank you Well, maybe if you're streaming people could believe you Shut up come horror. Whoa Whoa Whoa You don't need to fucking start dirty talking Dude, I didn't even sick trick shot. Nobody saw it. That's obviously very upset about this Well, maybe if you were streaming Shut up Oh my god That's of course. I don't have a single disconnect two hours now. Oh fuck off game I should have gone the easy way the whole time Why? Are you fucking coming? Are you fucking coming? Not not at the moment. Jay, did you set yourself higher? That's the worst shit Jay, you're losing to metal. Okay, this is fucked up. Finally. I've progressed finally Nice job. Nice jerk Shut up Did it Nine strokes. No need to use those words metal. Shut up come slut. Oh my god Last round everyone. Final round. I can still win this. Istafanuli. I just keep winning I'm really really good at golf. That's my forte Forteer, if you will. He's actually, he's donald trump That yeah I'm falling and I can't get up. Yeah That is the goal I do not see it. Oh no, this is not my favorite blood. No He did myself right in the hole on my second try. Oh nice one. Shut up. Where am I going? Jay, where are you at? I'm in the hole Wait, Mel's not super gay I mean, wow pretty gay. That's subjective This is not what I wanted. No Oh, that's okay. Oh off the edge you go Little edgy edgy Edgeworth the hedgeworth This is like the world for me Oh fuck off Rags, you're gonna get so upset. I'm sorry. It's about time to this last map. So Nice one, right? How am I on four? I only hit it three Okay, I guess I had an extra. Oh, yeah Molo, I guess it makes sense to do one vote first because you're hosting. Yeah, we'll swap to you then Oh rags, we're both second place high five But it it gave me an extra stroke for no reason on the last hole. No high five me That was fun. Oh, are you ready for pure fun? Um Also, I have to refill my drink the job you're right back. Just get another dragon You wish to save our changes for returning What what no just give me one bow apply One bow one bow rules. Yeah good You know collision off Maximum shots 50 that makes sense No collision mode because good lord All right This map was actually uh perfected Today, I was I was making some final adjustments You guys were so good. I will do my best to complete the levels fast so I can spectate everyone else trying to complete them and um We're gonna fail some holes. This is it's just it's gonna be great. Matt will hurry up so people can see one bow Well, do you want to tell people about the fixes you're making to the map today? Um, oh, so The thing is you get a 5000 unit limit Uh, you can put down like any number of things up to 5000 And uh, my map had like 1200 things in it when I was done And then I was trying out with j one day and it was super laggy like really laggy I was like to fuck I guess I added like one too many things or something I guess that's how it works and I boot it up and I delete some stuff And it's just no hope nothing's happening and then I try to delete this one tile. It's like this moving thing It's not really that good. It's kind of annoying I just delete it delete it delete it delete and just stayed there and then I moved one away And it like had another one underneath it and they do the same thing another one another one another one And I was like, what the fuck what's what's going on here? Oh, I guess my map's fucked then because it's just an infinitely spawning random thing And I looked at the counter in the top left and it was like 4,300 units out of 5000. I was like, um I didn't do that And then as I deleted them the number would go down So all I needed to do was hit left click and the delete button around about 3000 times And I did And that allows you now to play wombo without it lagging. I did that today. It was a nightmare, but it was not going to be done You know At any other time because there's no way I would have made a map like wombo and not had everyone play it Hey, only the ones though because this is a horrible map Oh great 5000 clicks. Fuck your hands. Yeah, my hand wasn't happy with me after it He's filing complaints, but I don't really care because they go to me So much free time. You should have hit me. I was going I can click So well I do the best Your hands are just like working bloody nubs now. That's why I'm so bad at golf That's my excuse. Anyway, everyone ready? I'm okay. I'm ready to go. Let's do it. Here comes wombo I Hope this is the updated version. It's gonna be so awkward if it's not. Oh, yeah, we don't want v1 Nothing happening on my screen by the way. Nothing happened on mine either You do it. Oh, there we go Wombo full version Did you not test it with the phone? What the fuck is this? I don't like it already. I don't like it I don't like it. It's fine. What fucking lovecraftian It's the study of wombo What the fuck where am I? I'm outside of the map geometry moeller. Are you alive? Yeah, unfortunately, you may have to forfeit whole if it fails you Because there's plenty of ways to to softlock You just gotta keep going until you find Fuck I'm stuck in this horrible place. It's an adventure. Is it an adventure? It's yes. Choose your own adventure hole Oh, great. I knew a girl like that once Hey, oh, you got a problem with this spiral There's parts on the spiral where it catches you unless that's the point Honestly, if anything's not working, it's not the way I wanted it to be but Okay So this is map one of 18 Oh, yeah, these spirals this is fucking horrific. What the fuck? Oh my god, I cheated myself off the fucking thing I can see you in the distance This person next to me. I don't see who they are. Oh, no Metal with the prostat threats Sticking with me. I kind of know this map. Hey, are we are we stuck in hell? No, you need to get in that white hole in the middle there And the white hole in the middle What hello molly, have I ever meet you in person? I'm kicking you in the dick for this wack ass map Jokes on you. I don't have anywhere. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. All right. Now I can spectate people I got an eagle You bitch Oh, we can worry you're in that place. I hate this. I just escaped that place Yeah, that's not outside the map. That's intended I was designed to be this one. Well, the thing is we can worry. There's two ways to go. What is long? What is short but hard? I have an idea I'll show you something short and hard Oh, hey, I'm like, would you rock? Would you really have something long? I hate something short and hard. Whoa jay long bone coming in. Nice. I didn't expect that Hey, I'm lucky I got this far. God damn it My balls always phase in the new shit. Everyone's doing fight except weekend warrior who's suffering Yes So wait weekend you you do get your last shot power so you can eventually figure it out like It just looks tis me on our screen on his it'll probably actually make sense I think making sense is an overstatement. This uh, you got you got you got 12 shots left 11 Oh, no Wait, so jay you escaped this hell all right Escaped this place. Yeah, it is possible Yeah, oh my god Oh, no weekend. Oh, okay. It's gonna stop for a while again This part is this part is ridiculous. He's on It is a nightmare But how does this make you feel Makes me feel pain Oh Welcome to wombo map 2 a six whole paw Oh, fuck this one. Oh, no Yeah, if anyone's prone to seizures Don't look at the floor Is the floor lava or something or all right not bad not bad Oh, why am I here pretty bad pretty bad? We should Why would you want collision on lagging because of how lucky it is funny Oh, shit. Oh, it stole me Wait, what the fuck camera? No It's taking me away nice one rags. Oh, shit Oh, no weekend. I saw that. Yeah, I saw Yay, it's supposed to be lava here, but it's just gone because I was deleting all right bogey I fucking see this turtle dreams ass map If it's any consolation the creator is having a lot of trouble right now Why did you make it so glitchy? What the fuck is this? It's perfection. Yeah Oh, no That's coming the turtle Hey, I'm a turtle I can do this Look like there's a hole there. There is a hole in the festa studio All right Just a little more you can see the bottom left how much power you Yeah, the the previous power meter is your friend Fucking thing A little more come oh no, no, that's too much come We can do the last one left Oh Now just just do whatever you do. Just keep an eye on your last power So you know what to do next like maybe maybe less than that little little less power. Maybe maybe A little less come what a little more come A little more come less power Unless you want to time it to hit the spinny wheel and bounce off the bottom of it What a tizmy map Appreciate the pure Nice you did it hit the wheel I did that in I got an albatross nice roogs. Oh, you sound like handle butter. Oh, no this map This went into my own death trap What there's no wall here anymore Fuck well that just makes the map harder. Oh my god. Oh, man It's not my fault. It's the stupid map doing the thing with the deleting That's what they all say I blame communism I blame cum Wow, you can go back in and it there's a divot at the one you came in in There's a divot at all of them. Dude. This is a this is a this is a nightmare map. Trust me. Jane is all about it Yep. Oh, I got it in one jay. I got it in one. I hate you and I hope you die Oh rags you you got this the quickest route, but Prepare for nightmares rags. Hey rags. Why is your book also giant? What the fuck? I got big balls, man. Oh, great. I'm exactly below the loop That's that's not a good place to be better. That's that's just that's just First of all, yes, nice No No, I couldn't get out of the whole loopy loop Where is the last uh, oh, okay, it is excellent You got this right problem. I I can't change my camera. I don't know what I'm aiming at Is the load of one book You can have all the free camp time you need It's jacking off right now As I said the elders of one ball are pleased with your sacrifice. Oh god damn it If you look at my luck, I know you got such shit luck. Why are the balls so big? That's none of none of your business Wait, how did you miss that? Well, I hate this course Which one? Yes Mel How excited are you to go on this journey? Look at this I don't know this part of the map yet, so Oh, yeah, wait, so you don't know anything going forward from this No, I don't know this. I think I took another path the last time. I don't know All three of you. I can't believe Jay got it. I was as fast as I did this This can actually be like forever whole Oh, yeah, how did rags get last one in three shots? Oh, shit just rits left. Wow, you guys did that a lot faster. I can actually make this harder No, it's fine. It's perfectly balanced smaller Very well, dude, I'll have a bad time when that technician comes tomorrow No, you'll you'll still be here by the time he comes tomorrow He's like, yes. Yes. Come in. Have some good time. You're knocking the door and you're like, fuck off Play golf with me The technician, can you beat this hole? It's dope. I just can't do it. You want You you're hot Thanks. Thanks. You're welcome Welcome welcome Rags is just really efficient with his strokes. This is true Well, so this map should make you respect the name of wumbo. I'm just saying Rags, can you usually finish in three strokes? You know, I I'm trying to think if I tried could I I don't think so I that would be tough I'm not saying it's possible, but you'd have to have all the stars lining up for that one to work I don't feel like it's possible Well, some well I could yeah, I could absolutely I could you know what now to think about it. Absolutely. I could I probably I'm I probably wouldn't even have to touch it No, that right there is talent Well, it's all it I'm only half of the talent for that scenario Hmm In day long bow never played this game again, can we stay in a free camp for as long as we want? No, unfortunately Some of us have to shoot blindly because we're staring at hills and we have no idea where we're going. Why wouldn't it be infinite for Come Also, there is a full fit button if you feel the need You don't have to I'll just say in case you get it bored or whatever. I would want you to actually be Oh, thank god careful This could go wrong That's all I was trying to do get on that peak and then shoot myself in How are you doing this stuff? Here I actually was making this one when we were watching the boys season one Memory so it'll be is so it'll sort of make sense. Yeah, it should be fun. I feel like you're being optimistic that It looks like a shoot other balls Let's stop back right before the thing that shoots you up. That's upsetting I don't what the fuck is happening. Oh fire. He's never Burn my balls It's time for a little cock and balls Oh All right, why would you run from me? That place is to go gotta Touching my way Yeah, lucky me. I did not get stuck in that part as the roller coaster Oh, that's my but then the difficulty ranks back up Rolling rolling and my blorms I can't wait for the easy ones. Yeah What kind of earlier ones were the easy ones? Really? No, I can't wait for the easy ones. I attempted wrong It's fucking wrong Fuck I like how it's scientifically designed to be the worst possible goal Of course in the history of mankind. So that was kind of what I was saying Nothing to hold Oh, are you serious dingus who made this map? I can't I got put back to where I fell off and then I started moving again. I missed the florms No Why? Wait, are those fake holes? I'm not sure. Yes. Why don't you go find out if there's no flag. They're a fake hole Well, I just found out because I accidentally rolling there we go I'm stuck with the tis off. Oh my god. I can't believe it. Oh, there we go Wombo, why are you so shit at this game? Wait, who's Wombo? You oh shit. That's rude I'm having fun on my wonderful map and then this person is like, oh So I am very bad at this I will agree you thought par was 10. Okay. I didn't think I knew it. That's how many tricks I did Oh metal. Hello. Hey Hey, bro. I just waiting to look out with these stairs Like balls and booballs Oh, whoa. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. Wombo Fucking raw Oh, no, no, no, don't go down the oof. I made it Nice one. Moller. No, we can spectate Do a medal My aim was off. I think this is better Yeah To the deceptive angle you see it's designed to piss you off. I remember I remember oh my god My camera is fucking spazzing out right now. I'm getting sick Oh I can get off the stairs. No, they're designed to catch you. I remember this being cancer now Yeah So easy Oh my god. Yeah, see only 23 strokes easy peasy. Get ready for the next map par 30 Okay, where is this Gaggle retardation gonna take us today. Oh, that's lava. Okay. I thought I could speed through but Now I gotta wait for this big ass cookie I get it This is not as easy as it looks. I'm doing very badly on it. Okay, here we go I like how the spinny thing is blocking this other spinny thing from my screen. Okay Hey mumbo, this with collision would be really fun. Oh, it would be nightmarish And you know, it's definitely different from last time I played it. This is cancer. Oh, it just squished me. Okay, cool Don't squish me again Oh, fuck. I forgot there was a thing on the left dick This is bullshit because you need a lot of fucking power. Oh, no. No, I have to go this way Oh, I fucked myself so hard. Oh, no Oh, dick sock. There's too much goddamn lava Dick sock. Yeah, dick sock. That's the first thing that came into my mind just now. Oh, man The dick sock came as your way Oh, no Ah, mumbo If you yell mumbo before you die, it doesn't count as a stroke Bye, Jay Jay, it's too late This fucking game feeded. I was stopped in the verge of stopping and then they quickly shifted me into the fucking lava Rags, you're okay What you would assume that ghosts couldn't hit you because they're ghosts But they're designed to hit you Oh, hey, Jay. What's up? Hey Moodle. No, I hate this part. Oh my god. These ghosts three fucking times No tortoise don't do a ghost if you love them so much rags kind here comes Four times, holy fuck they bounce me out the window. I keep fucking this up mom Fuck what a terrible position I'm in right now. Mom. You should move a little bit to Mother I cannot help you in this direction. No Well, I can possibly No, not so terrible If this lava wasn't here we could win I've never finished this whole in less than 50 strokes. Oh, that's like like hockey man That's actually true. Jay did finish this in 50 exactly. So once and then the second time I can't see because the fucking There's a hole in the fucking oh fuck off this course, man All right, just just take it slow. This is fine. This is no problem. It's easy Oh You're letting your anger control you I'm gonna fucking Do it the momentum is like I was fucking hockey players suck my asshole rocks No This you know the lava is causing me problems. I agree Okay No, why don't you do this? I'm afraid the turtle does betray. It's true I'm pro turtle. No Are you fucking me? Are you fucking Lee? I don't know anyone. The camera is killing me Ah, you can move the camera. No, why would you do this? I don't want to shoot him No Oh, there. Oh, I can no longer get a paw. My life is over. I remember the donkey parts that fucked me up one time You finally turtle you cuck Why are you so mad at the turtle, bro? I want to know what are turtles doing in a place like this This special turtles I like that you don't question the ghosts big It makes sense. No ghosts would be in this hellscape No, no, is there any way to go through the whole fucking thing with the donkey in one turn? I don't know. It is it's really hard though. Oh my god. Okay It's recommended that you try to try and true it in trun Okay Nearly I want to spectate people, but I gotta beat it first. Oh my god. I made it. No, don't Turn me into the lava. Don't no, no, I'm going the right way Calm down you guys It's a simple game of golf with friends. Why would you be so angry? I made it to one thing through the whole turtle thingy The donkey thingy and then the the spinny thing just spit me into the lava idea That was so mad Rulety thy name is golf. I think I've never made it. I've never made it. What hit me my ass Fuck oh my god, I'm so angry Man, I I didn't get Mahler's enjoyment with our failure is almost erotic I'm gonna go pee while you guys finish. Oh my god Go pee. I have seven strokes left. I'm not gonna make this again. Oh my god. I can't I'm gonna make this I feel separate to myself. It's not happening. All right. That's impossible Oh, I hate this I hate it We can't work which video I finished it The turtle bit. Oh fucking hell I made it past the turtles, but then oh my god, I hit us I'm not good. You're being very quiet. Is it rage? I'm just focusing I'm out of shots. Hooray. I almost made it through Fucking hell I got 10 strokes left Well, let me let me read chat. Hey chat. How are you doing? Oh more glitching This course should be canceled. Yeah, I should be can't that's Cancel that should be called diabetes revenge Doesn't hurt A little bit. Yeah, we will have a new one of it by the time the rest is finished. No, that's just mean That's just fucked up Hey, hey, hi now. How are you doing? Help the way I smell you just stream, but no you're gay Well, I don't I couldn't Predict that I'm lucky and I haven't had a fucking disconnect in three fucking hours I get like seven disconnects all all through the day and I was just like, no, it's fine. It's okay Please read super chats. Yeah, sure. I just log in tomorrow and read the super chats. I'll do that I'm not gonna make it Round shots, dammit Moodle West John Wick 2, uh, you can watch it on the way to the encounter three strokes. Jesus fucking christ Hi metal and hi rags Hi, I want to die Moodle. I I I I want to but I uh Friends and alcohol to support me I hate you friends. I'm sorry Rags that it item the most in deutschen schlafen grad das stimmt stalin grad I like that the music doesn't match how these guys feel This is just under to a metal star. I see everybody is completely I'm just reading every chat. Hi Moodle. Hey, hello Moodle. I enjoyed you Okay, fuck you chat next round I did that one in the fewest strokes fucking suck my dick. Good job. Do I have to? Yes. I'm okay, Jay Wow, that's that's cringe that you would do that. I heated myself down and it worked quite nicely actually This feels Lovely in a tube Why is the lover in a tube? No Fuck I fell and I can't get up. I feel as though it's worth mentioning some of these maps might be broken That's that's your opinion. Oh, it's good that you want us of that now. Yes. Thank you Is this a broken one? Is this like actually non-functional? I mean, oh cool lava tube It's non-functional unless you guys complete it. Oh, that's a big ass spinny tube. I'm on right now Oh, is that the thing where you only have the little florms and you okay? I remember I think What are we trying to do here? What's the goal? You have to get in the hole. It's golf Like we're There it is. Is that weird to be thinking what you're trying to do? Oh Oh, fuck you lava. I don't get where am I supposed to go? Fuck Why is the lava? Yeah, I don't know No, please kill me. I wasn't a good place Crap here because I keep falling to lava or is that It did it. That was that was oh no. No. No Oh my god. No, it's a journey. Yeah, throw me off the map You may be doing the same cheap this supposed to be lava Oh, this supposed to be a wall that's why that kills you Oh here. Do you see me now? Oh, thank god. I guess that means we can work on actually win. Yeah, sorry about that No Oh, oh no, I have to forfeit and stop playing the game. Oh, no, well just this level Suck it I'm afraid I've not I put the wall back because in fairness it got delayed when I was trying to delete the 3000 other units Yeah, that's excuses me. We're animal 18, right? Oh We're a hole six How much left I have 100 holes. I mean Get right into it. Hey scope. That's that's that's racist In fairness, this is probably the only definitively broken one. I'm pretty sure the rest of them work Pretty sure Oh my god, I was gonna finish this floor. It was working as intended Is that for the 18 holes? Check discord chat Yeah, no, I don't this shouldn't be lava there. I don't think so There shouldn't be really is that oh my god, is that son of p Oh Yeah, I just saw it on twitter of this this I'm waking up in the middle of the night and this thing's standing in the corner Oh There's a god damn thing right there That is son of peen good old son Old peenson It's so terrifying I can't stop looking at it He wants you that's like a butt head as well. It's like a like an ass crack at every Crack in everything. Oh, oh, Jesus. Great. I'm just gonna get coffee Speaking of ass crack. I can't wait till we get to the next course Yeah, boy Why would you put this here? Hey, everyone else got it Another war crime. I didn't know where the I didn't know where the fuck this was It's like you have to break the game to find it. It is an ass crack hole Oh Yay Time for pot pot three on the next one. Right. How are you so fucking good at this? What the fuck? Half of this that map is luck Right don't like you're skilled golfer Oh my god, I could have hit the you're skilled gopher Is that red flag a good red flag or a bad red flag? There are only good red flags I would never trick you raggleton. They're only good red flag. That sounds like something movie bomb would say That's true Oh birdie Excellent I love this song because it's easy This map is the easiest one Shubbumbo No Probably because he was fucking tired after making that last one. He just wanted to have an easy map simple one. That's true I didn't feel that way when I got to the last map though We can we can start even trying so like I'm just going to take your crew again I think he went to pee pee or coffee one of the two Maybe both against the rules Well, we can just the last one left Well, I guess we'll just have to discuss one ballergy One ballergy we can you can do it. Get direct. Oh, is he not here? Well, thank you when we make coffee Oh, what a slut. I know and I don't think I can do anything. So That's all right. That's fine Enjoy the ambiance as they say Ambiance. I'm out of free camp time. I can't explode one bow My 30 day trial is over. I don't have any more free camp time I will try and show as much of one bow as I can before it kills me. Oh, it already killed me I got to do some some of the zoombombo in my chongas What about the one bow in your heart? That's gay. I don't do that What bow? ambiance It's pronounced ambiance Perhaps I can uh, access the super chest that have come in for this strumentheim come Strizzle his all Strizzleheim Strumbled strumbled and The gauntlet speeds are coming Hmm One bowchats This is a hail zack snider Why would we be hailing the snider of zack? Oh, I got offy. Sorry. So it's okay. You're an offy Because you know his bad films are really great. Oh jay ripping into zack snider Motor, why are you so cool? Show me a good zack snider film. I'll show you my asshole Um, okay The snider slut Snider slut Aha I know more the destroyed diabetes But I sense a disturbance in the force. I think emperor diabetes will return It's possible in avengers and game Damn you nearly got par weekend nearly. Hey, I pray cringe, bro. Oh a man denied his employment Just because he's a black boy Onto the next show launch Why is par Oh my god Calm down You're so mad Oh, he's a he's a friend. Oh, I get it. Oh, this is kind of fun. Is it that's great Yeah, did you make it in the first shot? That's why you're like, oh, that's fun No, no, I get the idea behind the course Shut up weekend Look chat. Look as I show you the entirety of womboland Cut out I think one of these ramps is broken. You can't actually go up it one of them is yeah, it's a trick ramp It's an old ramp. Oh, oh, is that your at your post-hoc rationalization I was if you were going to go along with it I was gonna be like making a joke about how it was it was totally intended Dig balls Which which ramp is broken. I don't know instead of interest Cool. Oh, wait, I made it Man, all the pros made it Ramps is broken Fuck that was that was barely a sentence ramps is broke I made it in the first shot after I got away from the broken ramp Isn't I supposed to be away into the lava of this that goes to show the my life Why why hey, that's good enough get in there. I mean, yeah, but why And anyone truly no Yes, there is no Well, but why did you do this? Well, you know, some people have the gulf The chi to be able to rise above and enter the hole The sad and saddest Oh, well, look at that setup How do you forfeit your shot? Escape and forfeit Forfeit hole. Yeah, this is a trick ramp moller. No, I don't know. It's wonderful. Great. I like the idea behind it. It's just frustrating Oh great, I'm in the corner Oh fuck Hey, that went better than expected. Someone said Mulan is bad in chat I do agree about the new one. It's a good point Mulan is such a German nine Oh, shit. You're nine Germans Nobody knows what the fantasy language means He and no jay translate. I learned the moon Uh, he said I am a nazi That's not what I said You're not getting any back from me anymore jay. Not getting what? You're not getting any spec from me anymore. Oh, no No Not the spec Put down You can do it. We can work. This is it. This is your moment You can do it. We can work. This is it. This is your moment Oh, if I forfeited, I'm just sitting there like an asshole You do it You can see the previous power on the bar there. I'm just adjusting it because I got closer from where I was so How does that work out for you, huh? Yes It is hard to fuck that one up. You don't think even full power you can't escape Ooh par three there you go guys par three next you touch my tola la What do these do? They blow you away I think think don't Now we're getting oh nice I was happy to not have those memories unlocked metal That's that's good shit. That means you're very pro Yeah, I'm just Obnoxiously, this is random and fun. I don't know I'm floating all over the place. Fuck me Dick oh Jesus up an average evening in metal's life Oh I never hit a barrel once I don't know if that's a good thing or not Well by the time that I had fallen back down. Yeah, they were my only chance of getting back up You know, I felt like this should be mole barrels, but I think it's a good amount Fuck Hey He's got copyright you can't be saying it Another one you can do it man. You can do it. Yeah Weekend warrior got in there with skill. Yeah, I just go full power to the sparrow That was pretty fucking boring Should have recorded it. I should have recorded it. Oh man 2000 people No, no Well, 2000 people watching you fail probably like 20,000 more in the archive 2000 people uh twitch.tv slash No one's gonna type that in yeah, I know Oh cool. That's that's probably gonna go well I'm still rolling apparently. I can't do anything Michael all the people watching it already currently are followers. This is where you're all from Oh Oh, dammit One person watching doesn't follow you Isn't that right chat Shame him Shame I like the music and how chill it is This game is supposed to be chill Then we arrive they're at the co-e-chill That was a fight I'm wrong with fighting now Yeah, racist. Yeah, it's racist. I'm rolling. I can't do anything right now. Oh, no, I can't Matt, I apologize to she long for that fight I will never Oh, that's not was it wet or not wet No, it's right. It's uh, maybe stanky, but you know big stank Oh You did it God dammit. There's a par five next easy Easy, where am I? Oh, there's a boy Can we kind of go this way or we can go this way wait? I don't remember this one. Is this new? No, that's one jay. Yeah, what? You have done this one. Oh I'm just dumb then Oh, great. I got stuck on the Oh my god, did you see that? Yeah No, go away rugs rumbleton How's this part five? Oh Rags got a par five You did Rags you got a part I got six You can do it I return I got a flex jay Because i'm really good at the game Okay, they had an olympics for golf jay would win the silver medal my glorms um by uh Um by am i glorms Um by am i glorms Wombo arms Yeah, dance ropes i guess Foreman I'm No When will my convection slow? Oh, this one this one's pretty broken actually It's a little a wee bit drunk I think one of them maybe worked Oh, I know the person I played I got lucky and found the white immediately and I don't remember it at all So, uh, it's gonna be great. I remember the way Do you know the way? This is the way I use pre-cam Follow me. I know the way Oh, it's too strong interesting geometry Shut up raggy. Whoa not the troll They were racist I'm ray racist Oh, there's the florms any cocksuckers in chat Yeah Yeah, it is because I never went online Because all day my internet just disconnected, but it hasn't connect disconnected once since we started So that's pretty wombo Yes, it's j. Yes, j. I suck suck just uj. I'm an albatross Ball drainers only give me the suck ball drainers Jay tell us the tale of dick seaman I was about to read that out too Well, I just posted a video on the our channel There you go, Jay Longbone about dick seaman Oh, it's right there We can do it in that video What the fuck is going? What the fuck? Gnarly tits his ball It's grits not tits underneath underneath, uh It was like Beneath Metal please send me your love memes to lonely. I don't love you in that way. You're still pretty lonely Sorry No, one bus you've changed this hole. I have not changed this hole. You've changed this hole. I have not changed. I insist You're a cyst. Yeah No Is that the weird one with the puff? Oh god It's the path of satan. You must take it We gotta stay on the green part Otherwise you lose It's all green. Um No, light green But you just you said green Now this with collision would be pod racing No, I feel like I could do a shortcut here. There's an invisible wall When you get out. Oh, I can't because okay Yeah, I thought I was gonna be able to just eat myself to the other part Oh, you guys trying to cheat the map I see No, it's just there's no wall Dude, this is a race you made good maps people wouldn't treat People wouldn't what? They wouldn't treat they can treat as much as they want Come the come tree I can't leave it See it's on a little platform a little invisible platform dick balls This is nightmare map, okay Are you shitting me? I like that rex and I are in the same place. Fuck off game Blame moller. He's making this shit. I did not make this. This was jay's map. Oh Oh, okay makes more sense lies in slander Slides and lander See we landed Rags, are you even doing No nor No Fuck me sideways and call me sally Sally sally What you doing sally sally's brothers? Yeah There's in this power collision would be let just be the most Are you fucking with me fucking stupid fucking game Hello my fellow n-words. No, I can't. Anywhere between these two points. I'm staring at my ball's meter It's so hard to aim when you laugh. Let me roll crowded around this Oh shit, jay's up. Stop making me laugh. I can't do the thing We can't wait Oh rags made it Rags, there's no way to speak about To speak about Okay, just a little bit more Okay, okay, okay, stay up there How there's like no points or Oh, maybe you're just good at the game Okay, so I guess it's one pixel less of power and I'm should be fine. Yes Yes Sweet release The balls meter It's just I've been staring up my balls Oh man, yeah, my drink is almost empty again Alcohol just goes right down, you know, I'm feeling it today I'm feeling it today. Ah What's what you said? Wait, what's that tism on the wall over there anyways? Oh, it's just a part of another map getting fucked. Oh, okay A couple eat metal hates me already said I love you today. So I don't know what what else I can tell you james So go fuck yourself. You guys are using the power meters, right? Yeah All right, all right Well, then why are you so bad Jake, I'll say that is mean Maybe because this this map you made is bad. I didn't fucking make this map. Wow. Okay Mother liar. You have to weigh that on this. Well Make a liar out of me jay really No, you're dead I said back when you James earlier julius tell him See scoop loves you Oh Close but no cigar Oh Someone all got me pizza. I want pizza. I'm craving pizza. I'm not Just tell tell the stream your address and someone will probably Hang on it's in germany at They just send one to germany Send a pizza to germany Oh germany needs your pizza Oh, we can warrior made it guys. There we go. It's like a charity where you can just sponsor a poor german child for a pizza What is this fucking this one? Welcome to hell again. I was already too much What is this? Oh No, slow down motherfucker. Shut up slot. Whoa you Hey, what what's that brain disorder where like you're really uncomfortable by a bunch of holes close together? Being gay female phobia No, not at the hole there's a lot about their balls. Stop it. No, not in the hole Oh, man, uh try to phobia or something by the way try to phobia something like that. Just try I have something here. Oh my god. What is it? What have you got pizza? Oh, no, no. No, I'm sorry. It's that pizza Wow, we can worry with with the pro hacks Yeah Hey muttle, how do you guys be so fast? Sexy and golf go together like ham and cheese Why would you do this? such anism Oh, shit, it's only holes are left. My drink is almost empty. Yeah Let's see One two three four five One two three four five What about numbers? sense is working time Just give you a pizza. I think oh, you're still trying to do it that way I glitched it. He doesn't have my address Smaller, did you see it? I glitched it. No Yeah, I I went in lava, but somehow I pierced the hole part. Oh, yeah, if you can get into the goal Before you cancel out in the lava, you can actually get in. It's a good job. Yeah I mean I jumped back out, but it didn't count for me Yeah, so maybe you actually get into the hole. Yeah, it's only only works if you get into the hole We're actually winning Oh, no, you're second. You suck It's just tedious Nice. Well, well done congratulations fucking congratulations Gee, it's such a cunt. Oh my god Look an emaciated Harry Potter Is that a cobblebit or not you can cast spells emaciated It means you lack you lack flesh If he's emaciated, he can't cast any spells. Damn it. Is that one of those fun mollercorches? A classic wombo course. What? Hang on. I haven't Yeah, there seems to be a cheat here. No, fuck. Oh wait, there we go Whoa It way No, what up you fucking meatball? We must flee Flea your fools I like how the uh, the the spikes going up and down here makes no difference to anything except the camera It looks cool, but it doesn't do anything Oh, yeah careful with this area. It likes to be gay I'm back in the same place I hate the bouncing on this so much. It is a nightmare course, but they all are so it's all good I fucking fuck my bum No I just got a shot of a leaf team I did it mom. I did an eagle. Look at it chat. We Is this tiny little slope is making my ball slowly slowly roll back I've been waiting for this for a fucking shot for at least a minute now I'm so sorry. Thanks. He reads that pizza. No, no, no. I have this angle like this Don't set me money for pizza. I if I really need pizza, I have pizza in my in my in my fry at my fryer. Yeah That's like pizza. I'm a fryer right now Friar pizza Keep keep your money james. I don't I don't need it. It's all good. I have you give me your money all the way back now I guess standing now gotta All the way back fun stuff Hey, jay slowly rolling thing Lowly slowly. Yeah, it's great. He's just fucking slowly roll back for like a minute or two I just cheated and went on the sides and just rolled there. That is the quick way metal. Congratulations All right Good job moller. What? Yeah, good job More I think you need to fix this bit Oh, you mean the slowly roll thing I was gonna say fix this map you made. I'm not gonna be able to fix it. Okay. I give up In fairness the the map creator needs a hell of a lot of features Oh, it slows down. What a bitch. Oh you fell into the vagina Yeah, I I thought I I thought I could cheese it. Oh, I assume you're supposed to go down here No, no you get part of the vagina is a trap. Oh Oh kind of like marriage. Oh my god I'm good Leave that stream does not necessarily share the views of the warrior Oh, fucking hell my shittin in the vagina Of a vagina. He went in a vagina. Avoid the hygiene build the JJ Vagelon. Yeah, this one's legit broken. It keeps it keeps restarting my shot meter Went straight in like I'll Oh, yeah, it does Yeah, I can't I like can't make a shot That is not intentional Though most of the pain is intentional. There's lots of bonus unintentional pain So when you guys find out my maps actually work Yeah, jay's a much better golf maker than I am. Yeah That's right though. There's still pain in jays Oh, yeah, mine might have very painful But like I was really tempted to just make it so that it misses you on it, but I was like, no, that's cruel God, we're still gonna get to the worst holes It's not sure. Oh, fuck. What? I thought oh, I go this way and then I fell down a map. You need the pizzas You know what James if there's a pizza place still open actually at this time You're gonna order the pizza just because you send me the money for it. Oh Thanks, James for giving Moodle pizza money. Yeah, that's true bro ship right there Yeah, it means I have to exercise more tomorrow, but hey, of course, you're not gonna order hawaiian, right? I love you I do like that pizza, but I never Excuse me. Oh, no. Why would you never order something that you like? Chat appreciate this map. Okay Get it to wangus what birdie What was that sound? It was an interesting sound. It was the consumption of gnarly grip. Yay. That's one of dick surprises you. Mm-hmm I like the dick it's merciful How's this map not mine? Wow, look at those spooky ghosts Now you understand how this is horror themed Okay, yeah, the ram this isn't even my fault the ramps in this game aren't quite right So there's 72 restaurants around me and everyone is not or uh Not have beta No one is this uh sending stuff anymore Oh You literally just conged james out of money because he thought Live on television, too Oh, the ghosts are scary smaller I know there's no like 24 hour thingies here. I'm that that actually might be because it sounds like an excuse to me Sounds like you're What you know, how do you know my cum sounds like metal? Yeah That's that's that's a secret. Ghosts aren't even supposed to be Like I know I know I know I know what do you mean? Plenty of ghosts can hit you in plenty of law This map isn't even scary. There's no jump scares. It's not a horror game. Okay? I can't I can't make a fucking loopy loop. I'm too dumb. I'm done. What are you fucking let me control Man the ghost bully. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no mr. Ghost, please Mr. Ghost don't you do it? I can do this if I just believe I'm so unhappy right now All right, I got it. Well, I guess I have a pizza tomorrow. Finally Stop it ghosts stop pushing me bullies They owe you nothing. Holy shit. I just made it through in one tism. Nice shit It was pretty epic Good for you. Good for you metal Thanks, man You're welcome You are whale cum Thanks, man You think a single cell of seaman from a whale is like the size of a human Oh, no, there's a fly with this like a sperm that's four centimeters long. That's it. It's bigger than the fly It's a lot of what I'm just surprised so I can't get off can't get pizza now anymore because I'm in a pretty big city Yeah, Germany's a big city, right? No Germany's a big city, right? And apparently someone just wrote in german conveniently, uh They have to close at uh 11 o'clock. I guess it's like the new Coronatisms that they did on the Go after after 12 the virus no longer has any energy left. It has to sleep Yeah, wait, wouldn't they be open then? So you think um someone else just wrote in german, uh Hitler bacon Hitler schnitzel bacon Well in fairness have you guys tried hitler bacon Oh, it's a bacon like of hitler. Yeah from hitler's body. Yeah, it's very well Good old hitler bacon. It's my favorite. Don't know until you tried it Appropriately it is not kosher. So Strudelheimen It's not his Yes, we so just super tried yms that knives out as a 7 out of 10. Please see it's okay But he said that it is okay It's not why are you lying to a smaller loot knives? I was not very good there. I said it I mean, yeah Is that a hot take fuck off it's totally hot fucking everyone says it's a masterpiece So that it shows the right jobs that can write which is really sad How did this happen how could this Can I go this direction and just win you can go backwards I think oh my god players They're landmines. Oh my god This is the world of He's like d-day with the landmines, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now Wait, where am I now what I got a jetpack. I that's to help you in case you fall out of them And how do I use the jetpack? Oh, I fell out of the map as well. Fuck. Yeah, I fell out of the map as well Like I don't it's I didn't think it was that common apparently it is Uh-huh Oh sort of guessing which way to go at this point. Yeah I got shooted somewhere. I'm just if you're able to even complete this one good for you because the story behind this is that um The whole 18 didn't work. It just wouldn't load So I decided that I would attach whole 18 to the end of whole 17 and then for some reason All 18 started working again, which means You you get to play whole 18 twice in case you can't beat it So where to I gotta I gotta I don't know where to go. I know I think I found it I'm just rolling down Fuck on the spike how the fuck did that even happen? I'm already up here on the fucking loop you I'm just rolling and rolling Metal weight metal I'm getting super unlucky with those spikes. They're just oh, yeah. Oh, I'm getting unlucky. No, just oh, I'm a bad game I mean, I'm way ahead of every single one of you. Wow Very Don't reference I think it's a raping me. Oh police I still have some jetpack and it could come in real handy. I reckon Could but won't Oh, hey muleheimers. Hello mumble Bye I'm actually ahead of you Oh I was gonna try and use this sheet like I didn't manage to you Yeah Oh, man, what was that sound? It's the hole I don't know. I don't even know. I've never made it this far. Yeah One I think I I did something hey metal. Hey, don't don't touch me give me the pancakes The mind if you can knock them off my head you get them Can be Why would you abuse me that way? Oh No, you slut You can say that on live television No way for me metal. Why is there a chair on the bed? You should notice the frying pans with food on the floor. That's the most interesting element of the man. How long is this? Oh, that was a sick. Why did this just happen to me? Uh I think I'm just trying to go straight this way. Oh, that's that's a Gay that way. Uh-oh That was fun Wait, we can did you finish it? I don't know where am I? I'm usually what have you created here. This is impossible. They call it golf Oh Lord myself. Oh, man. What an ill-placed mind No That's a lot of problems and you need to be off the stage. Okay, cool. Yep There's a large nemesis the barrels I am getting Do you think PewDiePie would love this map Fuck fuck fuck not the barrels. No, not the other way back. Oh, man. If it happened you deserved it Oh Life Must I be defeated by my own mapperoony the turtles are cute though. I mean More map laugh. Jesus Christ me please. You need to chill you. Hey j mel thinks he's close to the end I don't More map Oh, is this is this intended? I mean the worst part is Am I going this way? I think I am Let's never stop The map does not listen to you. Oh, that's that's that's a trap. That was a trap. Come on one bow. Oh, that's not it Fuck Shit, no, no, no dangus Oh, yes, okay Right metal, what part are you at? Where am I? That's a blue spiral it is. Oh, I'm at it. The area formerly known as the Battle of Azerbaijan I believe I called it that. Did you fix it so it was less broken? I literally fixed it by deleting it Oh Only jay has experienced the true pain of this map. It was so fucking painful Consider what you guys have been playing imagine what I deleted I get him shooed it through the the Kanonas Kanonas gushed him Yeah I've been heated up. I'm going into a Hello rig. Hi going to the tube and now Oh, there's a tank waiting for me. What is happening? I can't see over this hill. I don't even know what I'm aiming for here Oh, bad. You don't have any free cam left. I I love the reward. You get so little having like three or four less shots on your total score Yes, oh no Okay, I made it into some pathway Mel, wait for me. I'm your mother. It's all very exciting. Okay. That's like candy bars. What the fuck? There's a spinning thing. What? Fucking cum I heated myself across something. Oh man. Of course, this is a good thing Why am I rolling? There's no what is happening? Okay, finally jesus What is he gonna do with this after been after all this time? I'm mentioning jesus jay Yeah, I was gonna say right here for the weekend Mel you're the final portion Only if like six strokes left. Yeah, you can only make it with this I don't know what to aim for or where to go Right, where are you? I'm I don't know how to describe it Because I and I don't know where to go. I don't know what to aim for This is the practice run of this map. You're all gonna be pro at it. All right Fuck I literally have no idea what I'm supposed to do This is no way. Oh, I see even more map coming up. This is impossible. I mean stuck at this spot for like Five shots because I don't know where to go This is hell. Oh, okay. You supposed to go here This is impossible Fuck off. No, I don't accept this outcome I've been doing so well and it doesn't mean anything I do all of that and I use the wrong one Mel just stepped up life there. I went like 17 miles on this fucking map and I'm I just do it Dumb, you don't even know where to go Oh, I nearly made it that way. Me actually I saw that was like, oh, that's just like seven fucking strokes on that spot Yes I'm out, baby Jay, where are you? Oh, are you are you? I saw you. I saw your last stroke briefly. I was like, oh, that's probably just a bug. So I won't go there Okay, uh jay has three left It's possible, but no Again another summer is life Where you are For a second it's like, oh, this looks like a bug Yeah I can't even see The cameras in this game are shit I don't think they're designed to deal with Wumber Well, they they do you get the problem on the normal maps too. We just want to like see what's going on Or like where you're supposed to go Oh, is that the wrong one? Okay In fairness rags, I don't know how but you managed to get to this area with less shots taken than At least me and jay. It's it's shit because I have to I've probably spent 10 shots Just throwing myself in a direction so I could see with the next shot. Maybe where I'm supposed to even go Think of jesus Oh, fuck off If you beat up james for mixing spryton bourbon, would you finally love me more than julius? Right, I think oh never mind. Well, I I didn't know if it's intend which way I'm supposed to go I mean, I I'm I'm spryton whiskey before that's probably one of the worst things you can mix with whiskey I guess I'm supposed to go this way. I'm curious. It's a multiple choice Um Right Oh, there's a little there's a There's a little little tiny divot thing right above All right That's the thing I saw and I didn't use it because I thought was just so but you see now Everyone lost but now you get to play this map with a bonus set of shots because you know how hard it is I hate you. I would probably die. It's just I'd rather not play it again Yeah, like This time you're gonna you're gonna kick its ass. Look at us all go I wonder I'm gonna go to the end of that last map. I'm excited about this one This one is just cheating. This is just an insta hole in one. I feel like No, well it gives you guys more of a chance this time. You see Well, it's just Ended up in different like starting position. How how did oh everyone else get to Going down the ramp. I didn't even have a chance to control my brags No, no one did rags. It's all lottery. Essentially. I'm so sorry Sometimes things just just don't go your way Oh, no, why would you turn it don't do it Hey rags, I'm chasing me. Oh, hey weekend and metal Oh balls Hey, look at that one shot and we're this far along. We got this Oh big turtle His name is turd If you feed him a leaf he will take you to the end Oh, it's vinn. Hello vinn. How you doing? Oh, he vinn This fucker Yeah I didn't make it. Am I outside the okay. I'm back in Yeah, my algorithms and my water is empty. I'm very upset Buy more from alkawater.com. No, I still have some but I need to mix it, but I'm Alcohol and water trapped in this hellhole. I drink water in between where I'm not hung over the next day It's very smart. You should try it. Just drink a normal drink and then some That's what I do. Are you stupid? You said you mix water in your drink. I never said that I said my water and my drinks are empty Yeah, and then you said you mix water in your drink. Are you retarded? Yes Oh, why do you mix it? That's weird dude a lot of people mix them I don't know watering out. I have not met anyone who's mixed those. I mean that there's soda water and Oh, that's a little different. I meant you standard water You know industry standard water. Yeah from Dr. Water Okay Good old Dr. Water. You invented it. What? What? Glow What is the patent? I mean, I prefer wombo water. No, not the barrels. The barrels are my bane Fuck you barrels Your bane you say Oh, bane's the one from the bat, man important This is pure insanity. Man, if only I could just just jump to that finish line This is double cancer. I don't think I can finish Jay, let's do something crazy. You ready? What? No, not what you did what I did. Oh, I did a pro move. I'm getting all of the medals Come on Why are you preventing me from the medals? I fell also Oh, I didn't Hey chat, I'll show you what happens when you go into the other shooty-pooty Shooty-pooty, ew Come Yum Finally, uh We're just going through here and no wait, what what is happening? What what? Hang on Bad at the game. Is that true? That's your opinion Wait, I'm all the way down on the blue thingy and my medal Can you just go in the thing? Oh, there you go. Thank you. Oh, what? We're me whole time Oh my god, what are you shitting me? No poopies. No, that's what would be in my bum bum And weird ass bounces these things take you through That's insane. How is that possible? I just saw rags eat it I don't know. No. No. No barrels. No. Fuck off. Oh, hi. I mean three strokes here at least and this one fucking spot Oh, I thought I could make it. What is happening If I just shoot better, I will I did it again for goddamn strokes This is a man Oh, shit Wombo You've never seen a wombo in a horse before Wombo we're kind of man around The other one okay, thanks a lot Guys, how does it feel you've almost beaten wombo How am I failing this like four times in a row? It's so cringe. I'm having thoughts of suicide and self-harm good wombo. He didn't do it He did do him alone. He was just trying to make you have fun. He's Yeah, well, you can't make someone have fun. That's what That's what totalitarian ism is All these bombs That's good talent. Terry and tizm No, really God dammit Gosh darn it kylan Oh, come on. Really that one. Oh, I did it further that time damn Mel go the way you're in the way metal stop Thank you for doing out of the way metal I don't get to the next part. This is just uh I made it mom 38 strokes, baby Narrow corridor and I knocked myself off map We can bounce just go up and to the left with your power You can do no, not that one. Oh, yeah, I know because that's the other one. Yeah He's another one idiot I'm having too much fun with that metal In fairness, he hadn't seen him before That's fucking awesome I think future one Boloji would be to to make the other path easier because it's just categorically not gonna be something people go for Yeah Oh, yes, please update this for the future. Yes, because we will Honestly, I'm never gonna edit this. I'll make anyone play it ever again You can access it from the workshop if you would ever want to torture anyone, but uh And Hey I'm about to run out of strokes. God damn it. I can give you Did you Floors I'm all into the music off before I fucking kill myself. No You get to you get to suffer bow she Bow she We can just you know We can the whole world is watching. Oh, I don't give a shit Ah Hawking racism That she's I hate this map the game is fun Rags came second with he sounded as though he came anger Yeah, he did He did a mob psycho and just went full nuts. Oh shit. It was just for your weekend Yeah, I know that reference. Thanks. Thanks Moodle. No problem. My my dude My bra, I hate this map. I hate this fucking map Angry nut Oh, no, I'm not gonna make it Can we crank the music up, please? Turn it off My god Wait, what the fuck? Oh, you you hit the thing What was that? I hit something. It's the big pressure unit. Oh wait. Oh, oh fuck Medium just hit the hole there. Just like that would have been sweet Oh, I'm fucking amazing wait Can we get a little play remix of this music? I ran out of strokes I think he went backwards Um, I did I I don't know Hell, yeah What what a great adventure guys. What what a what a fun fun I I have to read my drinks before we go to the next one. So I shall be right back I'm gonna eat breakfast now guys. I gotta go. It's like 8 a.m. Here. You cock That's the perfect time to crank open a beer and get fucked up Yeah Yeah, a good way to start the day is it's wombo I'm gonna go ahead moller and everyone It's been Good ol rags See you guys later chat The best part of efab chat. See you guys later I'm gonna refill my forum selvi right back I need to host now True Where do I sleep? Oh, I guess I hit the right hit a wrong button. Uh, let me click on the thing I'm gonna be able to just join you. No, it won't let me join you. You gotta invite me again Oh, okay, because I don't know what's game this Rags, you doing okay Am I doing a game you doing okay? Look how tired Wow, that means you're weak That means I've been busy I've been up for About 14 hours now You're gonna invite the great friday's a busy day for me. You're gonna come or are you gonna yum? Ah Terrified So we're just waiting on mootl Uh, yes Hello hanselman Kindly watch a fellow the moor of venice Or what we're gonna do you're gonna kill me. I don't see this You guys see the moor of vetis named a fellow Rags, this sounds like your kind of thing. You've seen a fellow the moor of venice Um, which one I don't know. They didn't specify I guess the moor of venice is supposed to be let me check and see if the one I saw A fellow nigger in italy Niggly So If are you if they're talking about the a fellow where a fellow was played by Um, lorence fishburn, then yes, I have Did you see the one where he was played? I think Where he was played by who? Like it would took place in a college and uh, julia stiles was in it No, I haven't seen that one. The one I saw was It was lorence lorence fishburn and kenneth brannow um keneath brannow That was that was in 95. I think I think it was like 95 And I liked it. Uh, yeah, this is one that takes place at a college It's so funny This is a thumbs up. Thank you very much. Happy cancelled holiday everyone. Dracula. Don't bite. He scrapes and then licks That sounds grapes and licks That doesn't sound too appealing Yeah, it's great. Normally scrape isn't really a word that I associate with, you know, sexual satisfaction It shouldn't be a lot of scraping In the in the bedroom. That's yeah bad news If you're scraping then I don't know It's like it's like, uh, it's like crusty. Oh You don't want to you don't want to have that crusty is a very a it's an An anti sexual word. It's one of them bad news. Yeah, you don't want to have a crusty, uh bedroom experience from billion mandy apparently million mandy That Dracula super chat was apex reference I like the boy season two a lot of problems though. Oh, yes Hello, why did you like that? That's terrible Hey, they can like whatever they like metal. You're supposed to be in the golf game I'm on it lawyer No, you're supposed to be on my golf game idiot. It's about three three bottles of tonic water I barely finished one of them, but I'm already three quarters through my gin So I'm in a good mood All right, then Flumps it is Florence. Oh no Time for flops To electric move a little who happens to flumps one Uh, it disrespects me They thought the pain was over It is yet to be given though. I should have known that it's a fake one because I fell for it before I'm in fairness to jace He's you know, this is like This is actually a map that's not like it functions. It's just painful Mine was painful because it didn't function better and it was painful Whoa, never do that super quick Whoa One boho In previous iterations. Oh no many a long time. Oh, yeah, this one This one was uh conceived in the fires of hades Hey rags I don't know how you're so good at this rags You go I don't I don't feel good I just Fuck They're first dick and balls In my schmalt. What about ziti and zeboosh Can't you stay up there and then do the rest? Just come on just No, don't roll back down. Please have mercy. Oh man. Yay Jay, are you happy that people are suffering? Yes. You know, it feels good, right? I Get in the hole Careful metal Careful Metal that is not the way it's done Man, what's the shot cap? Okay. Uh, it's 20 Chaka when the walls fell Chaka Zulu There you go And now the world awaits the long of j-bone How come you're white explain this bullshit? Was that a bad that's our color Fucking is a natural part of not sucking eventually That's very wise. Oh, it's a weird around the corner one. Fuck you, Jay. Wow. You're the only one who has massive trouble Even j-long bonus done it I'm metal I can't complete golf matches me That's what I sound like. Wait, wait a minute Wait, did you just say I am a metallic hitler? Yeah, you can do a rax Who's the force This is already starting to get into waste of my time territory. Oh shit Keeps gay what Wow Jay's making fun of your brain size rags. Oh, there we go Well, I've I've been I've been aiming and calculating and looking at the power meter this whole fucking time It's um, the trick is if you just go up close to it and then like go all the way around the wall, it's way Well, it's one super easy what? Just because you know the power level does not make it easy. Oh, that was too much That's too much, man You're too slow I love how the stick moves like it you're about to go in Oh you were Constantly, I went right over it. I told you not to do that metal. That's your opinion That how do you know what's good for me? Wangus flangus Thank you. Thank you for getting the thing Take it. I did that and I still didn't get in the your whole j. What's that about? Jay let me in your hole Welcome me into your hole. Oh, you didn't let me in Come on game. Come on And now my ankle is all fucked up infinite loops. There we go All right, here we go insta vinn. Oh Yay Bless you Thanks Aim for the hole And use the right speed you'll get right in No, that was too fast I can tell I can help you out mel. You want to aim for the middle? Oh So where you want to go? There's like a big red flag, but no not quite not that mel. Jeez Okay, uh, what about This one No, that was too hard. Oh Oh, this is fucking hard Oh Fuck off If you'd just gone slower, if you'd just gone at a better angle Jay's pain maps are very like subtle in a way Like mine are these bombastic hellscape. So well, his are just like, hey, there's a hole right there Here you go, and you just can't remember or remember how the stream started out fun And everyone was laughing and having a good time and even chat was you know enjoying it. I remember I remember that We should open every ifab in future with a game of that drawing thing What if I just don't look at anything and just do this Close, but no cigar Come on. Oh, you can do it. You've got one shot One shot is all we need I mean that angle was perfect And if that was how you won life, then we'd all be winning. Look at me. I have the most points. I win. Hooray Insta win. I know the chief for this one. What the fuck is that? It's a black hole Cancel something. Wow. It doesn't even know if they're good at this game or bad in this game Uh, they suck you in a sheet you're in a random direction if you Look out Jay Why? I was gonna like make you go full wonky I got flew through the floor. That's right. So come come. I just went through a wall. Oh, I'm sorry That's no bueno. I know exactly what wall it was Oh, I just went through a wall as well. There is a little hole under it Yeah, it's painful hole I got it. I got a double bogey Double bogey, of course, that's the only wall like that in the map double movie, bob Ah lithium Oh, no, well that sucks Oh, so mean as well. Just pure mean. She saw a black hole and she just couldn't stop herself But there's blue all over it. Shouldn't it be called a blue hole? It sunk you into the underverse I need to buy metal a switch. James. I already own a switch. Don't buy me another one. Just don't James wishes to bestow cash incentives upon you to Like I open my drawer and there's a switch. It's just in my drawer. Not being used This one's easy. Watch and learn scrubs You're a scrooge Hey wonder. Jay, you're ruining it. I'm supposed to be the only one who's good at it Oh, wow, I actually did that in two shots. I'm happy with that Wow, that's pretty good. All right. I'm three now. It's way too far. Fuck me Sound This is what golf brings There we go Still too much power. Fuck. Let's go with this. Yeah, that's good Wow, Mel idiot. You missed Shut up nerd And the wombo's have it Oh There's not a lot this one Where are we supposed to go? You go to any hole Oh Any hole you can get in as any hole is your goal. Oh, that's what they say about women What the fuck I know, right some of these bounces are just like non It's so fucked up, dude, so jeannie is wrong No Here is a little bit more power and they hit the hole. Okay. I guess That was a roller coaster ride of emotion. It's no Oh, it's so close. I just believe this is pointless trial and error nonsense You're just not drunk enough I'm aiming for this fucking trick shot. I'm going there without a balance. I don't even care about points anymore Ow, no What No, so close Oh my god, how the hell does that happen? What happens? What fucking quit? So this is a waste of my time Rags was going up the ramp It's like I'm watching my shit go through walls and just taking these bounces that make no sense I was like, what's the point? Oh, no, you're at that one Wait, mel, are you still going? I'm trying to do this like perfect Oh Fucking noise Gaming That's pretty gamer. Y'all are a bunch of gamers. Wow 17 fucking 17 No, you can only fuck at least 18 I'm gonna make you believe in yourself and others will believe in you That's uh, I was referencing south pocket. I'm realizing it. It's when stan talks to the clitoris Chicks love confidence now go hurry the clitoris has spoken I haven't watched self again forever. I need to rewatch some It's when chef tells me to find the clitoris the movie Shit, I only got like two more left and I'm Almost there Wengus That's funny. Matt will say that again Wengus Oh nice nice Okay, okay, and now we Damn it pure culture good ol wengus Oh, not this one. This one is cancer Not for the stout of heart Like perfectly No, the perfect news Jay, why would anyone go in the hole? Yes part, bitch boys I never do that well on this map. Oh I'm posing but I'm not streaming so nobody can see I was how hasn't there been a single fucking disconnect this fucking isp is fucking garbage. Fuck you. Oh my god Kind of stream. I love that. You're mad that your internet is working The other is like, oh he's streaming. Yeah, that's fine now Wait jay's the one who hasn't completed this damn Have a trouble there golf master. Damn it. Oh wait, you didn't make it Everyone make fun of jay for not being able to beat the map that he created Shut up. Haha jay gay Points finger Points finger at bum hole Too much, sorry Oh, did you get in? Damn it Alarms god damn it God damn it Oh How did you do that? I have no fucking clue No, no, no, no, no Easy easy map easy peasy. Wow mel teach me your way Oh I was trying to do trick shot Oh, I mean, uh No, I refuse to complete this one without at least achieving some form of a trick shot God damn it. That was something that was definitely a trick shot. I didn't even see what you did, but uh, it went well No, no, no, no Oh I was thinking like even if I fail the trick shot, I'll just reset me and then this happened In a way you were reset Oh, I should have seen that coming I am no golf oracle Oh, whoa. No, that's the one I did but worse I'm like metal but worse That's kind of sad. All right, I'm gonna have to trick shot this to get it in so Bounce You got you got There's no way to bounce off jay help You get take an extra stroke Oh Almost but no cigar No cigar If you flip the g's in the name it says gnarly grits Fuck off It's true Snarritz Red apple of shot Kaka crunch How's your Oh, this is the one. Oh, yeah, the exploit is harder now, but it's still possible. Boo. You made the exploit harder. Oh Oh, yeah, there were two like there were two major cheats and previous distributions of this map previous estimations previous iterations estimations Previous come Delicious come No Right from the tab that come down Hmm, they're both still in but they're both harder now. Hmm. We established on my stream. It's uh from the tab Do not scream poor child I Cheat, are you fucking kidding me? I cheated. I did anyone see that you cheered so badly It sent you back to satan's bum hole Eww I got a birdie. I'm so good Floors It's like the first map I've done okay in All right, jay. Let's see your cheats I'm not gonna cheat. That's too hard Oh Oh What is this map called so people can get it jay? Uh flomps 2 How do you spell Oh, uh, mps. There you go lumps to oh Jay, you're not showing the map off. I will give you that. Yeah, put it in chat Florms 2 Fuck's sake Absolute cringe Come on jay. Come on I don't want to come on jay. You got it All the adventures defeat diabetes Dab a toe Thanks, I want to talk to my friends too. Oh, no. Is it is there only one shot? No, it's three, right? Yeah, you can do it Man jay, I would be super cringe if that would be your own map What would be my own map If you would uh fail jay, careful jay. It's all down to this Police is coming to rave you. Oh lucky you Nailed it It's racist and nobody's coming for you now more like coming Oh, it's this one umberlein. Oh Bye I have untan to my sulfon No, uh, why would you even create such a Of yeah, that is the question of everyone's Okay, how the fuck did I make it back to the starting point? This is almost It's insane The torture is very efficiently created in this map Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no Noodle hind Oh That sounded creepy Thank goodness take me home Fuck me sideways Come No, not the map I call golf Oh, okay, that one 10 strokes west virginia Mountain gulfenheim He's mounting the mother is yeah Gulfenheim and here comes the race between the commander of metal and The long of bowman How As you can see J long bone is now in the lead. It's looking very exciting Metal commander just just can't quite hack it Filling himself J long bone is is getting there close, but Such a long way to go getting the fucking less pigs love this shit Metal commander has no chance He committed die I'm shot already. Oh, I don't have 52 Yay next hole Bergen schnerfer Ew. Oh, that's my favorite me touch it Touched by schmergen schlerfen J was the power for this one I don't remember damn it But I think there's I think there's a pretty good range in the balls Oh nice No, that was not a good. You you said it was good. It wasn't That's the game of playing it involves balls. How what how did I know? What happened? I would disagree. Oh my god For the wall up there and it just gets heated all of all the way up and out of the map Was pretty racist. I've made it. This time. I'm gonna avenge my parents in their golfing tournament That's not gonna work is to look Hey, jay. Oh Look, this is how you do it ready Oh, man, this is the work I did fine Oh my god, jay. That's not like I did. Wait, what jay? Why was it happening to us? So Dude, that is gnarly gnarly grits, bro That's my poor name. That's like that is an unacceptable dude You sound like that was painful in my years. You sound probably definitely not 300 people Wow, mel can't even put a ball in a hole imagine I didn't put that wall there You cut out what imagine? I didn't put the wall there at the back. So if you fell off that bit you went to the start No Like gelong bone has done Um, her name is gilb french gilb jilb Truth belongs to those who seek it quinton and I've been searching for a long long time My truth is objectivity Dude, I'm seeing so many so many tweets of me about getting fired Bring me his jaw Oh my god You don't want to take quinton's jaw. That means he won't be able to make his videos anymore Well, I guess you could make a video even if you didn't have a jaw, but Probably need text to speech. I guess Wait, who are you talking to? um The chat they they are interested to hear about jawless videos Jawless Since cringe Jay, what the fuck did you build here? What is your problem? This is nowhere near as hard as it looks just gonna just gonna say that What else are you gonna say? Uh yeet Whoa, we're gonna say yeet See you've already done it. Look at that. I have bird score Come I mean par Will johnny sins be the technician metal? I hope not I hope so Why would you hope not? Wow, fuck you, bitch. Wow Because i'm not gay Oh, wow, so you have to be gay to enjoy being having sex with another man That's that's how it usually works. Yes. Wow. I'll bet you've never even met a gay I should have a friend that's gay and married so get bragged. Yeah, that's just a lie He's not actually gay. Have you ever actually met him though? Yeah. I went to school with him. Oh, okay. Did you meet him? Yeah We're not talking about like a school. It's all about gay pride parade Okay, so how many times did you fucking yeah? No, never and be honest. All right. Oh never No, I can't be gay there, right? You sir are homemade rottick Thank you. Thanks. Thanks for noticing I did it. I only six strokes Jesus and then j What is this pulsating purple blue anus? What game were we playing where there was that? Was it a drawing game? I think they mean the black hole The what the black hole and golf right? Maybe oh no, this is from before Oh, I don't know then I'm afraid. I don't have any money to pay you. Do you have a credit card? Um, no paycheck? No, dammit the third time this week. What is that a reference thing? I don't know, but I have a paypal if you want to give me money You already got your pizza money I'm going to enjoy a nice pizza tomorrow come Hey more if you've ever seen anything from the youtuber pro crass titara You should have her on That sounds familiar, but no or at least I don't think so Pro crass titara the titara Um I rags hey They call me gay kwan the don one of ding dong interested The don one of Nah, I'm all good Kind of you to offer Pro crass titara is great At oculus also agrees that pro crass titara is great oculus as in The vr system. Wow I've got an index. Oh I got lucky because I just wanted to give up after that. Oh, shit. Nice. Did it this one's easy E No, I fucked up mother Mother you fucked your mother. No, whoa. Whoa That is Gaming okay, wait, wait, wait. I'm winning I'm a wiener The treasure if I'm okay. I'm aiming for another dung No one cares metal shut the fuck up. Wow That's apparently nobody cares Oh my god Does jc load the rings yet kick him if he hasn't uh j Oh, sweet. Who's your favorite character and why? Uh, I really like uh, fuck. I can't think of a funny answer either. That's This well, no, the word dead serious time Oh, no, biden Oh, you're talking about like the big eye on the top of the tower Yeah, the eye of biden It's a lazy eye. Oh wow make fun of old people of the lazy eyes Wow cheetah I actually ejaculated watching that. Oh sweet Hey movie bob got fired today. Oh We should mark the stay in our calendar for years His pronounced calendar. It shall be a day of great celebration Our children's children's children's will celebrate this momentous anniversary of movie bob's firing He'll be fine. He still makes three grand a month on patreon. That's insane reason. That's insane He earned it with all of his commentary and meta narratives Morton derivatives Yeah, movie bob's contract was not renewed with his parent company. He got fired Diabeto just got canned the e-fap mega meme predicted the future Oh, well, yeah reality just Uh, wait, why am I even going with this one? So, uh, this one's interesting. I'm curious to see if people figure this out Figure it out. Ew Mauler, I've made your exploit harder by the way, but it is still possible. No, you didn't It is it's harder. But there you go. You've done it. Man. I nailed it this time That's like full wombo points um I'm gonna say it. There was too much middle and not enough end in quip lash quip lash is terrible and I hate it All right, that went from zero to fucking Falls real fast It has come to our attention that someone has been eating the lunches from the office refrigerator and then ate the refrigerator Oh my god Why did you say that? Why did those words and and exit? Well, it was in a soup chat. They apparently they must work with him in the refrigerator room with the main There we go Would it be a hot take to say that it's crappy for people to be glad he got fired from the escape Sure, he's a trash human, but especially with covet. It seems pretty cruel He's making free ground a month on pay show and he'll be fine. Yeah, also I think if movie movie bob could probably go like three months without eating and be all right I um I don't know People losing their jobs so fucking also I don't think he's good at his job. So I don't know Yeah, that's the thing if you're terrible at your job, I'm fine with you getting fired I still want to know like I don't want him to die or suffer or whatever, but the idea that he got fired from his Escapes us to die and suffer like I'm I'm not going to try like I'm not going to stalk him around And make sure that he can't ever get a job again, you know I'm just gonna laugh that he got fired And that's where it ends. Well, you remember the first thing we were all speculating was what was it that did it? Was it all of the horror? Which of the horrible things that he's done got him fired? I I bet they probably I bet they probably had this Like prepped for a while It's just his contract ended now like it wasn't a yearly or bi yearly installment or something like that. So Jay, this is the hard one that you know, this is mean. I couldn't see you told me to add You told me to add a hard one. This is my fault. I refuse to accept responsive dialysis. I added this I don't like this already. I give it seven down Seven down All the way Jay, but oh no nice. Oh shit. It's a real valuable on this one. Oh, are they? Yeah No, I don't want to go back down the hall You can't hit a tool feast, but you kind of whiner, you know Hey, I'm walking here. Yeah, I don't like this whole already. I've even gotten to the part and I don't like it Jay, no Oh, this is gonna be sad Make this I can make this it's easy He's not easy you lie Fuck propaganda for the Jew So should we like take bets on whether or not him getting fired is gonna be Some kind of a moment of Self-realization for movie bob if he's gonna have a moment of introspection Anybody want to obviously not why are you saying this? I mean, yeah, I don't think so I think he's gonna be fucking crazy as ever. You just you all make some easy money by making this bet easy money Me no Hey, Jay beat your hole before you beat your hole. You actually beat it. Yeah What the fuck? Yeah, how about that? Hmm. I kind of My hole in there you want I put your hole in the hole and I beat the hole with your whole All the way back up, I hate you Jay You're bad, that's me. You need to end with a hard hole. So I made this Jay Longbone, please let out a wet fart Again He's still recharging that ability that is the best response to that super Yeah, there's no way I'm gonna beat this this is impossible now because I did it and I'm pretty bad at golf No, I because I only Yeah, Jay, this is a hole you kind of want to have like 50 limit on but you can't really do that Well, you get you get like three or four attempts to get in the wormhole, basically You know the whims hole Worms have two holes one on each ends. No I get Meantime, I said The escape means things to do with that whole of beef for the three like part one and then there's still more For reference, by the way, he still has A job in that he's he's got his own youtube channel and a patreon that's pretty healthy Like his youtube channel doesn't do too hot though. Well, this is well, he's not that hot either I'm trying to define the difference like if I found out you got banned I'd be like oh, that's pretty gay. But yeah, I don't if you violated terms of service. What can you do? Yeah, so He's violated terms of service several times Is it different between move on us? We don't want him to fucking die. Yeah, I don't want him to suffer even I want him to learn That'll be cool I'm cool if he stopped wanting to kill 75 of the world. I'll be neat imagine if pop would learn Are we doing it? I mean he would at best he would consider that a Magnanimous act of mercy on his behalf Magna magna mon. Is that a pokemon? Magna ton magna might Magna glorious magna ton. Are we doing Your other one, uh, if you guys want to what's the other one? It's maize flumps maize flumps. This one's not bad I'm gonna say it. I'm in whatever you Rags you want to show me No, I'm all good So I've given infinite time and 50 shot neat. Oh my god, this looks horrible. It's a maze. Um, each Each hole you can Pretty, uh, easily deftly get into other holes if you want to you have to figure out if that's something you want to do Late Much the same as life you might choose which hole you wish to enter And I think that's a wonderful Damn it Fucking come I did a hole in the birdies. Oh, I did it in the eagles Oh Um Play the last of us two for potty game who can get pa. Oh, I get it Oh, because golf golf the escape is Dropped by veto 2020 isn't all that bad just yet. No, like I said, I don't know why they picked him back up Especially when people are like, oh yatsi video. Oh, oh, uh, wait, what is this? Oh Oh, this that's been going on for years people are like, I'm the I'm only here for yatsi Who is this other guy? I'm here for yatsi And I gotta imagine that's that's something to do with it like people's reactions to that shit. They've been like now This is this is flumpy Well, because it's such a huge contrast You have yatsi who's funny and clever and all of his stuff is really Just a great time to listen to and then you get movibob contrasted with that and they're so Just they're just so fucking different in terms of quality and talent and presentation and everything I'm not wanting to like kill lots of people. Yeah, that's yeah I'm not supporting child sexual exploitation. Yeah exploitoy I'm not telling people the mass That's yeah. I'm not violating to us Like you should videos using the twitter Yeah, I got the wrong hole here. Um, it was an accident, but it's longer now Slipper got destroyed by cockman. Here is money. Hi ragu blaster. Hello Uh, the escape is drop diabeto 2020 isn't all that bad. Yeah, so like I said about I just find it curious I'd love to know what the reasoning was publicly. They're probably like really separate ways also j How is it taking you this long to beat this hole? Well, because I got into the wrong hole by mistake and it's long I got into a future hole. So I'm doing a long j I thought long was good It's true Wow j longboat beat you on your map. How do you feel? Uh, pretty cringy Pretty cringy Oh, no, wait, what what happened to me? Oh, I'm okay. That makes sense. I suppose No, no hole please no mama No Well, people want to download this one, which I know you will um did he come for everyone else? Yeah, this one which I know you do it's called maze flops Oops, I sent a oops don't trust the siren song Of maze flops Good old maze alarms Jay you ready to watch me do a shortcut I don't think this was a good idea I can tell which way is forward I'm spinning Well, where have you ended up? In a bad place that they don't speak about that star Even worse A place not even ray would speak off Okay, um character development Oh Someone linked to the other discord the other day It was called like why ray is one of the greatest characters of all time or something cringe Yeah, you can't help but feel bad like oh Holy shit, what do they think is what you have to wonder people like that. Who do they think is a bad character? Probably I are going you want to you just you want to explore that That brain that they supposedly have You it's fascinating. What have you got to you? Are you there? No You're at the start of the first hole This could be worse. I don't think I can do this in time Oh my god, that was better than I thought. I've got 50 shots 500 shots you've got 50 shots 500 shots you've got 50 shots 500's a lot That's more than the well pencil the context No, it's always a lot always a lot. Yeah No You can't have them in mine. Okay fine. You can have one Ray is the greatest character of all time Well, she's better than the other one Uh luke Lucas of the george Luke Plutt Ray Ray's son Is she's gonna name luke plutt after her two fathers? That's gonna be so cool Can't wait to see that. Oh my god, I got wrecked by those barrels Oh, why did I end up in this one? I have been having rotten luck. I'm a million strokes away. Can you help with my rotten luck? I've got worse luck than you. There's no I'm on the the beginning of the last You can I'm oh, I hit the dog. Is that do I get negative points? Yes, the dog is the thing that fucked up your Oh, yeah, I like that it didn't duplicate itself a thousand times for you Maybe it did you don't know dogland help Doglands, do you know dog? Okay, that's fine Oh Man, you should you should totally spectate me. I'm about to throw off the biggest moves I've got a stream open Moves come on Time for bonus moves More more this was not good No No Wait what? That's you're back in the you're back in the correct hole. What did I just bounce on? It must have been some fluid Oh, they think they've got me but no Look at that You just went earlier into the same hole. You don't understand jay you think but you don't know That that is the power of knowing by friend What's this? Oh nothing what you learned Uh, oh, I went over something I guess that's not supposed to happen. I don't know what's with the geometry intended intended Super nintendo charmers What these nice super nintendo charmers as a reference a good one to the super nintendo The console made by uh nintendo No, nintendo dogs made that nintendo dogs. I remember that shit Nine ten dogs. That's not how you count idiot. What is it nine to ten make up your mind idiot nine and ten nine nine and nine I'm gonna do this using the power of Oh No, no Even what are you doing? That's my wife human You Stop it. Hey, man. I'm not a cuck Hey, man, I finished showing the power. What are you gonna do about it? I'm gonna complete this game using the power of love Okay, the power Where is the nearest flak? Ballers gay Oh, no, is this bad? No Come yum Come yum eat all the gum yum eat all the cum I need flag Where is flag flag over there go? um After a while you start thinking that the cum is dessert Ew No To power Now If I go here Hmm if I go, if I go here, hmm one bow I go What That's not what I aimed at. I'm colonisms. You're so close to a flag as well. No, I'm not Yeah, you say that to all the girls I do it's so close to a flag Where is bouncy land I'd like to bounce It's like New Zealand but bounce bouncy land No Oh, that was technically bounce. Yeah, but not the one I wanted though Oh really game. Okay. I think that's your opinion, but you know There I made it in under 100 shots I wonder if promoting these maps on efap will get them on the popular section. I don't think anyone wants to play these after what's happened Everyone go download these they're not going to do it. Everybody do it That's teleka penis kyle Teleka penis That's the first map is wombo full version The second map is flomps two And the third map is maze flomps There you go people go get them. It's like you're talking about pokemon I want to play phasma phobia. Mola. Give us. I want to play phasma phobia And phasma phobia isn't a game. It's a fucking lifestyle. They're asking for hail raggula Oh hyal Hyal Hyal I don't know if we can make hyal raggula. It's gonna give us some trubal Trubaldorf Oh, this one's easy. Watch this What the fuck did you just do? It was epic. That was easy. Now watch what happens next You won't believe number 10 Oh, fuck it. It's the same thing Wait, wait, I'm pretty sure this is not a good place to be by the way Let's go to another hole. I think I did Where'd you go? Oh, what's in the box? Where'd you come from? Where'd you go? Where'd you come from? I want you to come back to me Where'd you come from? Where'd you go? Cocked in your eye Joe. Yeah Who did you come on cocking at? So I went through and then it becomes oh sure you did Who did you come on? Who did you blow? I keep changing maps. I think this is good No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no I have a plan I have a cunning plan Coming I have a cunning plan Come on. Come on. Oh, hey metal. No I went all the way back What did you do that for? That's not good Random Ode sent me this Come uh come yum I shall put it on screen the second I fail miserably Is this where I'm what is happening here? Oh, this is probably bad. Whoa Oh geez don't do it. No. Oh, that's okay Hey, I'm going on the teleporter ride Don't get me off this thing. Maybe wait. Oh my god. Oh fuck I need off one bow Where the fuck am I now? I hate your map jay I'm in the worst place. I don't even know who the fuck I am anymore I don't know who I am No I'm in some weird place. Oh Oh Yes, I agree Finally a hole to place myself in and call home Men be like Right No, that's the police No All right Please be like damn you testicles Be like don't worry. What's the hole right now? I hate you. MFJ. You should be ashamed of yourself. Well, no worry. No, I'm undercover on testicles Fuck I finally I changed map like 17 times Dude, I don't even know about going away. Wait, all of us just all of us were having a nightmare. Wow Yeah, I'm stuck in a place. I'm just going this way. Oh, you're near a hole. I see you. No, I'm dead Oh How's it going Mola? It's cool. Good and high wax Hello Y'all live streamed efap 100 and kept me sane while deployed in a very sandy place Nothing will top lord tonald's gracious presence And it was a pleasure. Keep up the good shite lull. Oh you beach Glad you enjoyed it and it's no good to get sand in those places, you know Someone have mercy on me. I might even end the base anymore. I don't know Where are you moodle? I don't know You guys are so bad at one boat One one this specs eight moodle. I want to see where he is Um, I got him I think this is a way to go baby Jay saw your Mulan video and loved it. Yeah, you're still in there. Nice work Huh? Someone saw your Mulan video and loved it I worked really hard on it. All right 40 strokes, you know, the police say they work really hard and they only end up raping people. So what does that mean? Think about I like the idea that anyone who's streamed in is like Yeah, that's you gotta go back to the beginning to know the context for what do we call them for short? Police raid police So the issue here is that all of the people who were in the police because they have a rape fetish They're gonna be upset because now that it's legal. I mean, what's the thrill? There's no danger Won't someone please think of the children Finally I've done it Yay, wait, that wasn't a laugh. Okay. That's I'm that's surprising I got stuck in that hole for ages 43 strokes That's probably bad Kick J Ted talk, but you only have like three minutes. Yeah, that game was all right That was pretty good. I liked it. Yeah, I enjoyed it I remember all those old fun games we used to play on streams which ones Oh, I forget among us Play mana. Oh, that was a fun game But it wasn't very scary J. In fact, it was quite boring No, shut up shenanam Don't do it my god These courses and scores are just jumping around like a little flumb lums Like Leo I'm not enough. No one has escaped into the map. We just spent a year on oh, no, this is beard Oh one boy. I know where you are. This is the bad one that says They put prisoners in here. I'm an Abadian Put your willy down No No, what have I done now? It's my willy and I'll do with it what I want Was it good or bad? I don't even know Go with it. That's that's this is an improvement Okay, all righty All right, so I can easily win if I do this right Oh, you should know that in private uh chat one boy only ever talks about willy j. I just did the best Oh, wait, let me see it on the stream. I got a birdie. Can we finish this now? No, no way. Yes way. Holy shit Whoa, I look cool. Well done. Thank you. I have now achieved golf I've achieved golf We forgot to yell at golf so it doesn't count thoughts on Thor Skywalker Not seen Um, I think I've seen one or two videos seems cool. I'm gonna try and get them on the f up at some point This is the strangest efap I've seen so far. It was a little weird I will give you that it's an odd one. Yeah j long bone. Please let a big fart rip Wow, they really said someone following you a little bit I just waiting for that one that sweet sweet fardaruni You should get one on a soundboard and just play it Metal legit if this and he'll never make demands again Waiting for that waiting for that pood of color. Oh, no I demand some form of merch of the efap characters playing mini golf Hmm Maybe one day We'd have to portray us as as all in our natural element rags breaking the the golf stick in half. Oh Biting it the golf stick I mean if it was a doggo using it I doubt it's a standard club you wouldn't want to hit your teeth I don't know. I've got a I've got a pretty sturdy, uh jaw go to mash mashers Oh, that was a pathetic spit from that Wow What Um, no, this is probably not preferable E-fap magic gill squad. I can't get through need you Magic gill squad does that sound familiar to me? I've seen one screen cap from that show and it's like three Like very stereotypically drawn like neck beard nerds Right one of them has a t-shirt on it this gamer gate One of them has a t-shirt that says One of them has a t-shirt that says anime And one of them has a t-shirt that says pehe Oh my goodness that man, this was made by people who understand the culture three villains of evil The villain is apparently like an orange frog and he looks exactly like trump Yeah subtle The three wise men came to jesus and gave him to him free gift and they came on jesus anime game of gating pepe And I looked at it. It looks so fucking garbage like it looks like super shit. Oh, it looks. Yeah, it looks so He'd look at the door I watched a full episode on my channel. Did you do that? No, it wasn't Why do you hate women? Yeah, the hell yeah, wow no answer women hate cringe Um, this is Says this is worse than stalingrad. I have to assume that's related to wombo Good old wombo. No, it's probably reference to the city in russia No, no No, no the other half of the reference Uh, wonder how being milked by a spider in rhino feels Pretty good. I don't know YMS did a response to confused matthew's review on the lion king very entertaining Is that on the yms highlights? I'm like, well, I think I I saw the thumbnail. I haven't seen it yet I should check that out. Wait a minute. He e-fapped it Boo, he's stealing our that's wow that is out of the ad idea that yeah Though responding to videos on the internet is an e-fap invention. The funny thing is like write it We probably would have loved to have done it with them Feel like join us But yeah, uh, that sounds interesting. I'll check that out We did it So much left why I don't want to This is the worst one by the way. No, not this one I'm gonna use pro strats 3678 Look, that's the thing that has been duplicated thousands of times on your map What? That's that's the thing that has been duplicated I missed the conversation about that earlier. You won bus What do you mean? Jake, can you can you can you believe this? What when did this happen showed the dog go earlier and I'm like, oh, look, it's the thing that's been duplicated a thousand times on your map Yeah, but no, I saw it and I said it again. Well, yeah, but you're not a real person I'm just more valuable though because I'm that sounded German to me I'm just one What's the city mine line ish cloud This is a real city or German city German city Yeah, yeah, exactly Movie Bob tried to mass flag the youtuber memeology because he made some videos of move bob defending cuties. That might be the reason why It could be He's done so we actually saw that like a lot of people I saw that um the tweet you put out and the responses were like but the video just shows you tweets Oh, no Movie Bob doesn't even agree with movie Bob. He's like he's gone full circle He probably would argue. It's like da without the context. It's not really fair It may sound awful and horrible. They can't see how sexy the children Oh, no That's that's slander. He's gonna sue you Shut up. You stupid dog. He's gonna mass flag your channel j Oh, no, you can't get out of this hellhole. I know it's horrifying If only there were ramps everywhere that would make me happy Imagine like paying money to a man who actually supports mass flagging of youtube videos because they make fun of him What in the womb is Like not even make fun of him just like report the things he said and did but j what just happened What just happened? What now where am I? Is this good or bad? Or you're near the wormhole What I had a dollar Oh, man. Fuck this. Why do you hate men? No Nor You cannot say nor It's the power of the frangold We Man, you know, I got to an exit eventually and that's what I can say that with confidants eventually Oh, wait, this works out better than I thought it did Balls I like all are you all suffering because you're not as good as me. Uh, this amazing map Yes, I didn't think so um Movie bob tried to oh wait poland can rest easy now that bob has been depowered What poland Because he wanted germany to invade poland. Yeah, all right You need to collect these things don't you it's just like you'll forget of otherwise um Is movie bob neutral evil lawful evil or chaotic evil also? Hello, I don't know I think he's he's lawful evil Um, yeah, I think lawful evil matches up the most, right? He has a code a process. Uh, he's not very chaotic Oh, thank you He's he's certainly not chaotic. He's either neutral or Movie bob is incompetent evil No disagree, but there How do we get off jay's fucked ride to you have to complete it? It's the only way Yeah, and I'm doing so great at that right now I was gonna say everyone is seeing you fail at your own map. How is this possibly? You do possibly Do that. Oh wow, I did I did it Shut up gunter. Oh It's gunter. Here's It's guntenheim. Actually No, jay. That's not how you do that I'll do my map how I choose to you You're faster. I don't want it No, jay stop Jays the wrong number Oh, fuck Oh for goodness sake Oh, fuck sake man Wonder how many people will sub to the escapist now that the fat has been trimmed Oh I'm sure people wouldn't have unsubbed just because he was there. They would have just tried to ignore him. I guess I'm sure some people do and I will say in movie bob's defense and I can't believe this is happening People like like his stuff. You go on his videos. There's plenty of people who are like, this is good I appreciate the analysis. It's like wow I mean people donate $3,000 a month to him on patreon. Yeah, so You know people will follow him wherever he may go Drembo and he said there were no heroes in 2020 because mcu didn't produce a movie That's what's told us halloween. God, why would you say it? There's so much to call jay, how do you feel about closing this misery? Oh Oh, man, I nailed it I'm like so good at this game No What is this magic? I am not familiar with the ways of magic That was not at all what I wanted I What did you want? I don't know What do you want for him to come? Oh, I went into a portal jay. I went Wait, what's the exit portal? I'm in the portal one. Oh you got to the portal one. Is that spoilers for the portal one? I don't like the portal one jay Oh balls The portal one actually goes to the same place No, it doesn't though It does actually no, I mean outside of that Oh Then no, it doesn't how many join me on the portal ride And I got heated off the fucking Oh you guys I went a long way around This is bad The black hole who sent me to the satanic stronghold of woodland What hell hole am I in now? Oh come You guys see bob blame trump for his firing on twitter really Wait, did he do that really? Could it have not have been all the other things bomb please link me Yeah, like that. Do you mean do you mean the tweet that like bob did where he blamed everything on trump? Yeah, because if it's separate from that Because I know he blamed like trump the grinch style stole his halloween We all accept that to be true, but the other stuff that's interesting Must accidentally complete map Why this hole this hole sucks Wow, fuck you. No, I didn't mean your personal hole Have you ever held a tax? Yeah, the other one Yeah Come on Hate this Bruh sound effects 3 4 6 5 Um feel bad now How come it seems the studios and directors don't understand the ip they work on maybe it's nostalgia But the 80s and 90s adaptations even not true to the source seem good in their own ways Wake them stance. What do you guys think about it? Oh Wait, I'm sorry. What was the comment that you want to be in a comment on so like how come Back in the day When they make sequels or dapsions adaptation ems They're not as sucky. What happened? Why are they so sucky nowadays? Are you sure it's just a a recent phenomenon? Um, I would I would back that claim I would say that as of recently a lot of the newer stuff in ip seems Systematically designed to destroy it and that would probably be tied to the fact that they consider themselves to be Orters when they take the franchise and move it in a different direction a better direction rather than being like It's too many. Those have a robot trying to kill people I know itself through fucking greed and nepotism Well, I mean like they'll think they're doing really important work Yeah, I don't think a lot of these guys are doing it for money. I think they're doing it because they think this is Either either it's the political message they want with their the theme sprinkled in Or they think that their stupid subversion of expectations or destruction of the franchise is legitimate like an legitimately an artistic like Bonus like it's a good thing. Yeah, like the guy behind fucking Dark fate was like, hey, you know terminators about saracana and let's have her question The fact that she's not important her womb is and it's like, um Did you really think that about t1 and two jeez? It's like it's the truth and we need it to be addressed for the franchise to move Another thing they always talk about saving the franchise Or reinvigorating it and it always ends up pushing it into the fucking depths of hell. So it's just like, hmm Didn't really work out, huh? If I kill it, then I save it from all the other people who are going to kill it in the future Unironically people said they are resubbing to the escapist now that bob is dead. He's not dead. He's just ran away He flew it. Hang on. I want to look at the escapist social blade. Check it. Let's see if this claim holds any grease No, I don't want to play anymore. Mel, you can quit. I won't I won't shame you Liar molly, you said you liked avantage. You're in your old q&a. I would like to recommend lords of black. Oh Oh careful They don't do that no more They prefer me called black lords. Yes also high rags kick j. Hey, I think I'm stuck like legit stuck where you stuck there's like this big Block just going into me all the time and I'm like Just need to move when you're inside it. It'll let you access your energy for the bab Really? Yeah works for me want to do it. Well, I'm I'm falling from the map Looks like he's gonna have to forfeit the whole. Oh, no, it's no high metal Oh, that's so sad for fit the hole Oh I do try and listen to music Moa here in there, so I will try and See see what I've had a couple recommendations music. I try and keep a note of them. Oh A big box help Oh, no, this is the only end badly We've been home. I think you might be the only one left playing like really Yeah Game on burn isn't moving We will happen to you I got stuck in the same place as metal. Oh um Well, now you'll get to watch me be great at golf. I guess Someone sent me a moot or I say I keep doing that But uh a link to one of his videos where I guess he gets some news on some stuff or he makes some comments And I I'm totally willing to absolutely believe that he Blames us on donald trump. Oh, of course trump's fault. You know the guy who never created any jobs or anything May he's fucking If you remember what that speech trump gave about the escapist and how they'd be much better Just the thought of that it's hilarious There's a website and it's a channel on youtube. It's called the escapist. They review media. It's very nice It's weird. I like it, but I but I also don't like it mostly because uh, there's this guy in there Yahtzee very clever very funny. Uh, I love him Uh, but there's this other guy this big guy that big fat man Uh named diabetes He's bad bad stuff really bad people Jay fix your map one, but there's a bug there. I don't know what happened Sit on the right side. I know but I shouldn't have to and I'm I'm reporting the bug To the administrator like there's no other balanced thing there or anything. It just happened Jay are you ready to see pro moves? What pan? Oh, no, that's I'm pro moves. Movie Bob isn't pro moves. He's pro stationary More penis less golf. Please cumbo. Well, look, I think this might be the death of golf with friends this stream I think we kind of Yeah, drew every last piece of juice out of it Which is fine. That's kind of what we wanted to do Um, especially always I'll tell you what kills old party games is newer party games and that fucking drawing fighting game. Oh boy Yeah, I'm glad that it's getting so so little screen time compared to the hey look This is a courtesy thing. You played the maps that we made. That's that's great. They're great. They're not great, but They're they're magical It's it's nice the that it was something was made and checked out as much as this is painful It's fine. It's great that t-shirt not t-shirt that war game. It'll come back But you know what you don't want to play too much of a good thing because you can ruin it like golf with friends You killed golf like you killed art. It's true Golf art. I'm very happy though that jack box party pack number seven brought in a newtism Every video game death in efap is jay's fault true What are the ones that I killed? all of them Remember that one you killed? Yeah, that's the one. I remember it. Oh wait, is there no time limit? Uh-oh No, there's no time limit. Um, so Could this be the end? This might be it. Yeah Well, luckily. Oh, no, you don't miss out too much because We played most of the map Yeah You stop they put a terrible news We're gonna have to quit finish re5 rags and I are looking forward to the part two of re5 I would love to play re5. We will absolutely not right now. We will we will it's gonna be great Re5 is is waiting over a year There's been that long He's referring to when we played our oh We'll see we got efap tomorrow and then I need to rebirth on the 20th So maybe rags and I can do it on the 19th, but that would be a tough squeeze That'll be putting the putting the jar in the pickle if you know what I mean And after that there's a couple of days we might be able to again squeeze it in We've got some more efap movies to record also edit also other things to this there's so many things Please don't end the stream. It's so early. What do you mean? Oh, I'm stopping. I mean, I I I don't know I think so it's been five and a half hours. That's pretty it's pretty strong for a We're potty games thing, you know, I didn't have a single fucking disconnect. I could have streamed myself Why don't you stream now? Yeah, um, um, um, I just want to finish my drink with your precious internet that doesn't disconnect randomly I swear to god, I mean It was gonna like shit itself immediately Probably true. Maybe it is tied to the stress you put on it to some degree Really? These levels in this golf catastrophe probably stress your computer out It's all right. It's all right. Like I said, more things on the way Or we talk more about that at the end of the boys stream tomorrow No muntl rungo myself and frag rungo And I'm a fifth person. Hopefully I'm gonna go through the entirety of season two mandalorian style and rip it to shreds steal some feelings And then uh, hopefully catch up on 103 super chats. We can't Uh, we'll we'll find its own stream. This has been it's been a crazy month for refab lots of stuff Lots of things lots of fun. Yeah, they're all spooked over Um I'll just read the last ones You guys want to hear a joke movie bob running he hovers you don't like He rolls no hovers. He's diabetes. You can use the sugar in the air He lifts the sugar inside of his body upwards, which is essentially levitation. Yeah Look up mario kart live That's the possibility. Yeah, I could do that My theory on movie blobs rise is mostly circumstance He came in a time where games were getting more respect as a media people misguidedly attached to a pseudo intellectual as representing art in games I mean, he has been around for a million years. That is true That is interesting as a respect of games increases or respect of him decreases. It's really interesting Oh, man, I'm still in the game with gnarly grits Belgium We can do a jail. I need to hop out now That's that's all right. I think we'll probably end the strumble-dumble there. Oh, thank you all for joining us Um, and yeah, I kind of did a summary just now with all the things to come. So check that out if you wanted to Do you know things and stuff? Uh, julius, uh, just said I need you to tell mutually to show efeb chat the tendrene bandit He will know what that is. I don't know if I can show that for copyright reasons. It's all dark night stuff Oh, and I'm I mean, it's an old meme, but chat you You guys know your memes. You know the tendrene bandit from the dark night meme, right? You know that You gotta know that Thanks all for keeping me company through covet. Oh Glad to of course We'll be back tomorrow In fact, we'll be standing for a little bit longer and then going to sleep and then coming back to efeb I think and we saw more gaming never escape Can I just say and we had two years of of x amount of efeb gaming and in like two weeks We've almost doubled our amount of efeb gaming. It was see there's nothing stopping us We did it marmos Mormons We did it Mormons um Would you play more among us? Don't forget super chats 103. We will not they're all saved. They're gonna be flumped It's gonna happen um But yeah, uh, see your folks there and well anything anyone wants to say before we pop out I'm gonna. No, I'm gonna play amnesia 2 on the on the twatch Yeah, oh, yeah, that'll be uh, that'll be something to see you can compare my amazing gameplay with his poopy gameplay Exactly. Hey You agreed it's too late. It's too late. Son of a bitch Oh, yeah, see you all tomorrow. Bye. It's been fun Womba No more golf, please Rest in peace golf with friends golf's been forever ruined Golf has been peed upon for it is the doom I've been that they should forget Did you run the stream yet?