 P.O.V. P.O.V. P.O.V. P.O.V. P.O.V. P.O.V. You're in there. You literally play Minecraft all night. I at least said, at least this is my job, Elv. Ah, you're so, I'm so sorry. She's not sorry. She goes, I'm so sorry, I'm gonna film you. You must be so sorry. I don't know if you're ever gonna do anything with this, but I'm gonna talk to the camera. This is Matt's um, Ooh, guest bathroom. Actually, it's not even guests anymore. It's Shane and Miles. This is the only guest. I'm the only guest. Fawbert runs the- Fawbert. This is where I play Minecraft all day. Matt, I already don't know what to talk about. It's kind of hard. Matt shoved me down these the other day. Is there anybody here? No. Fawbert! Look how cute this is. Matt got me this panda for Christmas. He built me this whole desk for school. I don't like to talk. Also, if you need Madden coins, make sure to go to instantmaddencoins.com. You can buy coins or players. I recommend buying players. It's the safest method. You're gonna get a way better deal than what EA would offer you. And my code MMG can get you 10% off. Enjoy the rest of wheel and mop, baby. Apparently, according to, like, my 4U page, you can get money. As everyone knows, TikTok is an excellent source of information. I told Al- It is if you want it to be. Al thinks, Al thinks, there's a class action against Celsius that you could earn up to $250 just for submitting. I told her if she gets more than a single dollar deposited in her bank account. He'll give me a life supply of Celsius. I will give her a lifetime supply of Celsius. This was the last one in the fridge. Celsius does go hard, though. I mean, it's got caffeine in it, so it's not healthy for you, but it goes hard. Also, Al wrote my schedule here. Show them the 30th. I think it's a good sketch. So, yeah, be ready for the 28th. All right, well, now you do the part where it gets to the wheel in my episode. This is nothing good prior to this moment when I came in here. Like, I can promise you. I feel like I could talk to Matt all day about nothing. I just, okay, so, like, and then I just start talking, but it's just like, when there's a camera, I don't know what to say. Shut up, bitch! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! It was for me. For me. I went to, like, different parts of the house. I looked to see if anybody else was here. To have them say hi. Nobody's f***ing here, except Luna, so I, like, walked over here. Luna's learning the same spot. Zoomed in on Luna. Walked up the stairs. You did what on Luna? Zoomed in. Okay, but then, then I'm on the stairs, she's still in the same spot. Zoomed in on Luna. And then, There's no way you're doing that on me, actually. Zoomed in on Luna. Zoomed in on Luna. Have her say wheel of mud, Super Bowl. Say happy wheel of mud. Say it, Parker. Say, Lee, listen! I was actually going to start my own YouTube channel and be, like, a vlogger every day. Oh, Hannah! Because I just have so much to talk about and Matt doesn't want to listen, so I thought, Listen, listen, Mr. Elliot. I thought maybe someone else would want to listen since, like, clearly my boyfriend just doesn't give a f***. But... So, Cap, dude. He listens to me all the time. I'm just kidding. All day, every day. Even when he's not here, like, he was in LA. I still talk to him all day. I was told me I look like a hedgehog. He does. My whole Instagram is hedgehogs and sea otters. And I think he kind of looks like a mix of, like, a hedgehog mixed with, like, an otter. I'm starting this video. It's a real content, huh? Wheel of Mud! It is a big day. Today is the first round of the playoffs. Now, when we first started this Madden 23 wheel of mud journey, I was kind of sad because of this new regular season playoff format. In previous Maddens, it was seven games to make the playoffs. And then your wild card divisional, your conference championship, and then the Super Bowl. But one pretty amazing thing is we get a lot more prestige players. And we end up in the playoffs a lot faster than I'm used to. So it is different, but I'm grateful to be in the playoffs right now with some awesome players on this team. But it's all for nothing if I can't make the Super Bowl because I won't get to prestige anybody. So let's see if we can take on another Super Bowl. I am loving my team right now. Earl Campbell, Lamar Jackson, was so good last game. Jefferson Herman, more Marquise Goodwin, the best old line I've ever had. TJ Hawkinson, George Kittle is a backup. And on defense, I'm still an idiot. I still have a middle linebacker, but it's easy. I got three spins today. I can absolutely lock somebody up for that position, potentially another one. Get a backup detackle, maybe even better corners. It's a lot of options for us still. I also wouldn't hate a kicker. I keep forgetting about that. We fought our way into the playoffs. So many close games this season. Probably more close games than I've ever had in a wheel of mud season. And we came out on top in all of them. So let's keep that trend up in the playoffs. The first wheel spin of the wild card. I love myself a middle linebacker. It's once it is totally possible. One times overall transfer. So I sacrifice one player to get another player of an equal overall. So allions, clap your symbols and make content monkey. Make wheel of mud monkey. Hey. Hey. I'm going to get a fat W today. Give the camera. I'm going to give the mic a fat deep throat. Oh my gosh. Women. Am I right you guys? He's an idiot. I tried to delay this video so that sauce gardener would have his upgraded card. But as I'm recording this, he does not have it. Unfortunately. So I'm hoping that by the next playoff game, sauce gardener should have his defensive rookie in the ear card. But I don't have that option right now. Jason Verrette is a 96 overall. I could swap him out for a 96 middle linebacker and then put sauce gardener back in. I think I'm just going to keep this simple. So that Mahomes, who was my quarterback previously, he's still on the bench. So rather than taking out someone who I really like, like I could take out Marshall Yonder or something and get a crazy middle linebacker, but I don't want to mess with my team that's good right now. Instead, I'm going to use my backup quarterback, the 90 overall Patrick Mahomes. We will sacrifice him and grab ourselves a 90 overall middle linebacker of my choice. I think it's really stupid that this card exists. But I have been floundering for a good middle linebacker and I was just gifted one. There is a 90 overall Donald Haram middle linebacker. He could be bad, but he is 6'8 with 90 speed and 91 changing direction. So he should theoretically be crazy good. His zone coverage is really nice. His hip power is great. His tackling is good. It's not just a joke card either. His stats are really good. He's tall and heavy. I don't know why this card exists, but this is a really good middle linebacker here. Two AP Lerker on six foot eight Donald Haram. I think he's going to be a savage. I'm really excited to use him. Okay. Hey, I asked for a middle linebacker. Beggars cannot be choosers. I'll take what I got. Actually, it'll be really fun too. Our second wheel spin is the three of... Ooh. Dude, this thing has been just giving me blue balls on my bench for so long. I bought this pack from the store like literally three weeks ago, four weeks ago. And it's just been sitting here. And finally, we get to open it. This is a crazy, crazy good pack because we get three players. But low key, my team is really good right now. You get the idea. There's five players in here. We get two plus. We get three of them. Let's see what we got right out the gates. This is a 92 tough. It is Zair Franklin. I don't think I need an outside linebacker. I don't think he's going to get used to getting an Aka player. It is William Ross. I guess the tackle two. He'll probably make this squad. Lots of 92 is a 93, but it's a center. I got a good center. Another 92. No, bro, you got to give me a 95. It's golf who I can't use either. Damn. If I had gotten this first, I could have exchanged one of these dudes and gotten a better middle linebacker. Oh, I'll take what I'm giving. Come on. This has got to be a 95. It's got to be a 95. It's eliminated. That's a hell of a poll. We can totally use this, dude. My third wide receiver is Marquis Goodwin. This is a massive upgrade. There's like such a good wide receiver. Okay. Mike Evans is huge. Jared Goff and Brett Nell literally do nothing for me. So we take William Perry and Zair Franklin. Those are some massive upgrades right there. Okay, let's throw them in before we do this third wheel spin. I want to know what my team's looking like before I make the third wheel spin. I think we leave Herman Moore and Jefferson as they are. And we just throw Mike Evans in at the slot. It's kind of weird. But Jefferson was way too good last game for me to move him. And Herman Moore is still better than Mike Evans, I think. He doesn't get any free abilities, but he gets one AP deep out of Lee. I'm not going to use any of those. I'm just going to run him stock, but he's 6'5 with 93 speed. So he should be pretty damn good at beating man coverage and probably a lot better than Marquis Goodwin. Now, defensively, Matt Milano is my right outside linebacker and left is Micas. I can't mess with that. Junior, say out though. You can come out for Zaire Franklin, who's 6'88 speed, 94 Excel. It's a great MLB too. Low key might even be better than Parham. I just, I don't know if I can make that call right now. I'm actually going to make my sub linebacker be Donald Parham. So then I'm always using Parham if I have the choice. I just want to try it. This, by the way, this is going to be a golden ticket. I would bet a lot of money that there will be a golden ticket. Middle linebacker, Donald Parham, who gets a lurker for zero AP. I would bet a lot of money on that. All right, for our final spin here, if I can get a kicker, I legitimately will not be worried about anything else. Like everything else will just be icing on the cake to make this team even better. Oh my God, these wild cards are soaked through. These just came out. Oh, who are we going to go with? This is a massive spin. There's no kicker, obviously, but they just dropped four different 96 overall wild card players. They're really interesting cards. Players that you wouldn't really expect to get something new right now. There's Christian Wilkins, Josh Johnson, Alex Heismith, Drake London, and Isaiah Hodgins is the limited. So I don't need the wide receivers. I think Christian Wilkins is actually my best move here because Aaron Donald doesn't have anybody on the other side of him. It's a bummer that I can't get a kicker. He's the weekly wild card heavyweight, 96 overall Christian Wilkins. Does he get any, if he gets a free ability, that'd be huge. 98 strength, 93 power moves. Yeesh, he's so good. Gets El Toro for one under pressure for two. Goal line stuff for zero AP. Now I could move him. The left-hander detackle, but I don't have chems anyway. I think Aaron Donald is my right end right now. So he's going to go to left end. That'll take Justin Madabueke out and I'll move Madabueke to detackle two. Literally the only thing I need is a kicker. And technically I could get a punter too. So Christian Wilkins is in here at left end. My detackle two can be Justin Madabueke. Goal line stuff for free is actually so lit, dude. Quicker run sheds near the goal line. At no cost to me. We're a 93 overall team. Every significant position is filled with a 90 plus overall. That's correct, I think. We're rocking a 95 offense and a 93 defense. Don't ask me about the math on that because if I did 95 plus 93 and I divided it by two, my overall would be a 94. But I don't know shit. Of course we've got the challenge real completing it in the playoffs. Let's me get a pack for training, which is huge. It's to replicate a wow. NFL week three scores. Now the end score of my game must be the exact same end game score as a week three NFL game. If I want to complete this, I'm not going to tell you guys every week three score. I'm just going to play. And once it gets to third and fourth quarter, I'll see if I can finesse it and I'll let you know what game I'm going for. But for now, we're going to focus on winning the game. I think that's the most important thing for us. Jason Verrat, big trust in Thomas Davis. Poop. What do you got, Poop? He's got Steve Young, Charles Woods, and Keith Byers playing in Pittsburgh Steelers. For the wild card, the lights are out. It's a nighttime game. Oh, I hope I'm not. Oh, no, I know this play. Yes, good heat. Dude, this is that PA whatever. PA slot cross, dude. This play has like some crazy, like, super, super good play down the middle. Something like that. Ooh, he just throws. Oh my God, Byers dropped it. I'm just going to guess pass. It's obvious he's passing. I'm going to take the seam down the middle away. Because I'm most scared of that. Oh, nice ball. This is going to be a really good game. This is a very meta offense. Oh, no, I can't cover that thing down the middle. Oh, I'm on that with Mod of Weekend. He caught that. Oh, I can get to that. I can get to that. Oh, nice pass lead. I'm going to fly down to Byers. I'm going to send the Blitz and fly to Byers. Ooh, throws over the middle. It's a lethal play. I'm probably going to have to switch up my defense next time down. For now, I'm just going to bend, don't break. I'm not going to switch up too much right now. Motion's Byers could be a run. I don't expect it, though. I don't think he's got anything. He throws it away. Great defense. Exactly what we needed right there. Second and goal. Let's see if he's not going to come out in a different play. He's got to attack the middle where Parham is. He's got nothing. He has got absolutely nothing. That would have been an INT. I wish he got that pass off. I'm just going to put a spy out here. It's fourth and goal. Absolutely clamped him in the red zone. He had no problem getting down here, but he could not close. It's like me at the bar, baby. All right, three to zero. Poop with a nice drive, but he only gets three to top it off. At least he got topped off. He can never complain about getting topped off. This is DB Fire 2, I think. I think you can run the ball pretty well against this. Oh, tell you what. You can run the ball pretty well. If we got a better block, guys, touch down. See if he does it again. Let's see if this sets up the same. It does. He dives early, and Campbell's going to make that two yards where it... It's Mamblet Spinner the whole game. We already knew it. I saw his team. I saw his offense. It's Mamblet Spinner. I'm going to run that back bless. He's got a lot of DBs out there. We should hopefully be able to run the ball effectively. Third and nine. I hate man cover so much. I was boxed. I might have had X over the top. Fourth and nine. I'm going to go for this. Oh, Hawkinson Torched him. This is my best man-beater play. That's a huge pickup. PA double post is the only play that I personally found that consistently beats man coverage. The good news is I can still run inside zone out of this. It's just right up the middle. I mean, I get he's running. Spinner and his DBs are going to get to me, but I feel like the middle should just... Yeah, the middle is just going to keep freeing up. Ooh. Inside zone one more time. I'm interested to see if we can continue to get such good interior blocking. Oh, got him. Got him, Herman Moore. Tutty, I hate you stupid, toxic little cheesy fucks who go on YouTube.com and run the same damn play as everyone. Oh my God. Whatever, dude. Seven to three. Legama. So I don't know if I want to run this defense anymore. I just got to get him to make a mistake. Ooh. Ooh, that buyer is just a big boy. He's got too much time. I feel like Donald should be getting back there. Whoa. That got through. I can't believe he hasn't ran the ball a single time. Oh, nice play. And he breaks another tackle. All right. Let's just play Micah underneath over there. I got Parm in the middle. I will say I like Parm so far. I like Parm a lot so far. He moves well. I haven't made a good play with him personally, but he moves well. Call an audible, please don't be a run. Okay. Ooh, I was dangerously close to that football. He's getting ready to make a mistake. Dangerously close to that football. Nice ball. Oh my God. He missed. Honestly, just unlucky for him. That sucks. I got to get Aaron. Donald's got to get home. Oh, good ball. This is the exact same position he was in last time. All I did was drop everybody into coverage and just sit. Oh, you, sir. Oh, that's a sketchy asbestos. He's letting the clock chew. Oh, he is going to hit it off. What the hell? I'm calling timeout now. I might literally do it again. It's 30 goals. He's got to throw quick. Get there. Hey, so I'm on that. All right. I got time though. I get ball at half. I got 40 seconds and three timeouts. 37 seconds, three timeouts. I can still run the ball. I do not need to get away from the run game. I'll do that right now. Ooh, nice play by his Ted Hendricks. Oh, he went to it, but I passed that to the outside. He saw it. He just didn't get it quick enough. Easy throw. Easy check down to Earl. I have no timeouts left. I need field goal range. I have Cade fucking York. No. Got him. No way. What the fuck? Oh my God. He's like a weak baseball player. Holy shit. He got up so high. I got to get a stop. I'm on the backside of this. I don't think I can get to this. I'm getting cheesed, bro. What is that play? PA boot over. Oh my God. From that in 22. That fucking diabolical play. Well, this is the meta, ladies and gentlemen. There's no halftime adjustment to make. I just, I got to get a turnover. I got a score here and then I got to get a turnover. It's tough. Ooh, Herman's got it. Nice. Nice ball. Got hit pretty quick. That ball came out. That ball was, was that a fumble? Hell of a route there from Jefferson. I got to play perfect though to even have a chance. Can't make a single other mistake. Big shots, can't fumble. Fuck that shit to the house. That's what he gets for not switching on. If that only works out in the computer, it's really. All right. A great start to the second half. I know what I'm going to see on offense. I just don't know if I can stop it, man. Got to guess pass every time. He went here last time. Play Parham. He, he can and will turn the ball over. Just hand this off, take it up the middle and Campbell is going to meet weapon X. But not after 15. Same shit different day gentlemen. Right up the middle. Can't fumble. Can't fumble. Oh! It's such a savage. Let's go Earl. Let's go Earl. A's, goal line back. Those are good blocks. Three down line and this should be a touchdown. Look at the blocks. He's not in. I got to go for it boys. I lose the game if I don't get this. Actually, he'd have to go 99 yards. No, I trust my defense. He's got a one play touchdown. Like that's one of his touchdowns, a one play touchdown. I stopped him on the goal line and then he did get a nice red zone touchdown. I trust my defense. Dude, this whole season has been crazy games. Why not one more, right? I can guess pass every single time to get a little bit better pass rush. Oh my God. As I say it, he gets bottled anyway by Christian Wilkins. Back across. Oh, I knew it was coming. How does he hit that? Back! Oh, I was so close to that. That's a big play. He's chewing clock. Second to three, he might actually run this. Great stop. We just can't get to the QB man. He's got so much time to make these throws. Nice pass. Oh, get a big hit. God hit him harder there. Now he's in field goal range. Now he's just going to be chewing clock. I don't know how to best play this. Big hit. No way. Blew it up in the back field. Second to 13, he might be out of field goal range. Get him out of bounds. Get him out of bounds. Let's go. I'm going to try and blow this up. No. Yes! What a play! Fourth and two. He should go for it and win the game. If he goes for it and gets it, he wins the game. Yeah, that's what I do too. I'm just going to try and guess the snap count. Fourth and two. He's got nothing! He turns it over! Let's go! First and 10 on the 30. We're going to put this game away. We're going to win it right now. Can he get to Jefferson? Easy. Easy fucking check down. Come here. Miss. Yeah, you regret chewing that clock a little, huh? You regret chewing that clock a little, huh? Low man coverage. Lamar's going to step up. Can't fumble. Can't fumble. Can't 77 yards in a touchdown. My kicker can't hit from this deep. I still have to pass. I don't really trust this. Oh, why did they bail? Now it's a 49 yard field goal. I still don't know if he can hit this. I'm not really looking for the passes here. I'm going to scramble Lamar, I think. Oh my God. It's there. It's there! Katie Oracle drill this shit. Down the fucking middle. 17 to 7 lead not enough. Let's go! Oh, I'm such a toxic dick. I never do this, but I'm actually fucking hot right now. Try spin here, IDK. Dog! Lamar, are you shitting me, Lamar? I threw one horrible interception, which he one-play bombed me on. Other than that, he did not score. That spin touchdown was just gross. Four rushes. 105 yards. Can't fumble. A broken tackle, which led to that. Plexico was 5 for 59. And Donald Parham, with a huge interception, never give up, boys. This is one of the best, like, actual highlights I've made in a while. So, Hockinson's open. I could have thrown Hockinson. Camel was about to be open, but his user's turning for it. So I should have thrown Hockinson. I could have hit Herman over there, too. But this, man, that should be a sack. Should be a sack, but first guy just misses. Lamar breaks the tackle. Breaking the tackle is one thing. Dodging primes another, but the spin, he switches on. Gets yeeted. Misses the next one. Great downfield blocking. Lamar's home. Oh, wait a minute. Holy shit. I forgot about the challenge. Dude, I completely forgot about the challenge. That might have actually lined up. The score was 20 to 17. That's a pretty realistic score. 20 to 17, week three. Oh, my God. I did the challenge in week three. The Indianapolis Colts beat the Kansas City Chiefs. That's so crazy to say out loud. 20 to 17. I'm the Indianapolis Colts. Maybe I shouldn't say that, but I'm the Indianapolis Colts. There's the 88 plus AK new class player. It's actually a really good pack, especially for like a new account. I've got a lot of good players. So this is just a Hail Mary. If I get a 96, it'd be incredible. If I don't, it's no worries. No harm. I could get the punter though. If I got the punter, that'd be sick. Damn, that's actually like so good. It just doesn't help this team that I have. All right, boys. Love you, boys. Oh, wow. My voice is gone. I'll see you guys in the next one. Peace.