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Pictures of Your Dick - Rachel Bloom

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Uploaded on Feb 14, 2012

A more realistic breakup song about love, loss and dicks. Originally featured on Cracked.com.

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Starring Rachel Bloom
Featuring Greg Burke
Written by Rachel Bloom and Jack Dolgen
Directed by Dan Gregor
Edited by Greg Burke
Piano by Rachel Bloom and Jerome Kurtenbach
Song Produced by Jack Dolgen
Special thanks to Tim Curcio

Website: http://www.racheldoesstuff.com
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/racheldoesstuff
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Lyrics:
Baby, when you left me
For another girl
You know you broke my heart
And shattered my whole world.
We had a love I thought was true
Can't you see, baby I'm lost without you.

'Cause all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your dick on the internet
All I can do is sit and cry.
Now all l I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your tiny dick on the internet
All I can do is sit and cry.
All I can do is cry.

The house is so empty
Since you've gone away.
But last night I found the tux
You wore on Valentine's Day.
I hugged it tight (it smelled like you)
Then I photoshopped the tux onto a picture of your dick.

Now all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your fancy dick on the internet.
All I can do is sit and cry.
All I do is lay around
And add a speech bubble that says, "Cheerio, I'm Tim's tiny dick on the way to a party, pip pip!"
All I can do is sit and cry.
All I can do is-

I saw you on the street the other day
I smiled and said "Hey Tim- you look good."
And you said, "Stop posting pictures of my dick on the internet!
You crazy person! I will sue you for invasion of privacy, you fucking insane bitch!"

Now all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your dick around your neighborhood like it's a lost puppy.
All I can do is sit and cry.
Now all I can do is lay around
And write "Lost Dick. Answers to the name 'Tim's Tiny Dick.'"
All I can do is cry.

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