 Okay guys, so we're getting into season five Taiwan is dead at the hand of his own son in a bathroom Which is insane so this show couldn't get me crazy your man like comment subscribe buckle up We're starting season five. That was crazy. This is gonna go crazy Yeah, Tyrion's a man now any season five You know something I genuinely never really thought about what his character art could be so different now Oh, yeah, you know what I'm saying like I mean obviously that's so like obvious like what's he gonna do be on the Run yeah, but I never like took the time to think like you know like he could become kind of like Taiwan in a way like a boss You know Tyrion maybe I think he's gonna be on the run. Yeah, you probably right He's gonna go settle somewhere. It's gonna be the Avengers of him You see that X No, I can't believe it. Yeah, the Bolton's until Winterfell the wall almost got got didn't it it almost did Yeah, so they dropped the anchor of the Titanic smack those people off. Yeah, that was very clutch I'm kind of getting to the point where the urge to like hum this and seeing this Yeah, I know and and I just don't want to because it's kind of embarrassing. Yeah, if it wasn't for the camera be at That's not me thinking he's like get out of my swat Who is this my cello why not if your father he'll never know we're gone, but if he finds out oh She's in Dorn as you don't need to be afraid. Hey, let's go. We see Dorn. Oh, she's got like the little the Cersei hair That's kind of cute. Mm-hmm. I don't know why they're venturing out there And they're little dresses. I was like that place where that do was sticking it all his daughter's Raster scheme That's straight dress passing you get shot with a what a crossbow where I'm from If there's like a lit fire don't go in there Get out let's go. No They said that you were terrifying with cats teeth and three eyes. You're not terrifying. You're boring No, you don't know what I am. I know you're a witch and you can see the future Everyone wants to know their future till they know their future. This is my father's land Tell me my future or I'll have your two boring eyes gouged out of your head Who is this little girl? I know I don't think that's my cello anymore Give me a taste she kind of looks like that dude search he was sleeping with the cousin or whatever Yeah, she kind of was like lentil Three questions you get Oh, no, I've been promised to the prince. When will we marry? You're with the king, but I will be queen You'll be queen for a time and comes another younger more beautiful To cast you down and take all you old dear The king and I have children the king will have 20 children and you will have three that doesn't make things old will be their gold Baby Cersei. Oh that was Cersei as a little girl and that lady Is kind of right the younger queen is uh, what's your name? What's your name? Maybe what the start? No, the younger the younger queen girl who wants to be queen really bad. I'm so bad with names What's your name? I should know No, maybe the one who's marrying oh Marjorie Marjorie. Yeah, that's right. My bad. We were not on the same page. Oh good. It's my fault. Oh, she got to get married Taiwan's funeral But your grace many of these lords and ladies have traveled day and night to be here from all seven kingdoms Oh, I'm very interested to know what Jamie thinks about it Me too because he was looking his fault kind of right. You really can't have people find out, right? He never wanted you to be a king's guard the music Built it for us he meant it for us going to try to take it away all of it. Hey all of them out there They have nothing to do with it The man who murdered our father he tore us apart. He's the enemy. I've been telling you for years You've been defending him for years exactly what they want Oh Somewhere drawing breath did you say him free? Is he gonna tell the truth? But at least he killed our father on purpose. You killed him by mistake the stupidity Write that in your book a man of action on you when it occurs to you to do something you do it Never mind the consequences Impulsive look at the consequences Here they are. He loved you more than anyone in this world hard to believe man. What is it? Tyrion in there? I don't know Look at Raggedy looking like a broom Apologies I still don't see why I had to stay in this fucking crate once we set Your life if they catch you they catch me how is he been in that thing? I don't say I feel guilty about leaving you in that fucking crate Do you know what it's like? Through one of those air holes. I only know it's like to be Pick up your shit and throw it overboard The home of my colleague Illyria Mepatis a merchant. No, we know him. He and I met many years ago through mutual friends a group of people who saw Robert Marathian disaster He was we tried to do what was best for the realm by supporting a Targaryen restoration And thus began the chain of mistakes that has led us both here Things have gotten worse Westeros needs to be saved from itself Are you a lord if you kill your father? I don't imagine me revoke your nobility for killing a home You already drank yourself across the narrow sea in a box Why stop now because we are talking about the future of our country the future is Shit just like the past That's all good get it out dude. Oh, no That thing landed pretty good though. I know that thing would have been bouncing all over the place broke something He's wants to be cuddled. I don't know. I don't know what to say very sweet. That's so sad. It's like pay someone for that What the heck? Who's that? I don't know but that was giving me some weird vibes. Oh, that's why I wasn't too like Conquerors always meet with resistance. I didn't conquer them their own people did I'll yell on yet. I'm a rush. He did not risk his life fighting for his freedom So cowards and masks could take it away And I did not take up residence in this pyramid so I could watch the city below decline into chaos What was the name of the man you lost? White rat, you're grace. I want him buried with honor Publicly in the temple of the graces. The sons of the harpy will hear that message make them very angry Angry snakes lash out makes chopping off their heads that much easier find the men who did this and bring them to me Yeah, who did that a gold mask dude that look like some assassin's creed and stuff I know I always have to say it. Sorry origins. I believe I wanted to speak with you They got the picture White rat the unsullied I have heard they found his body in a brothel I have heard that Unsullied has been known to visit ruins brothels. I would an unsullied go to a brothel. I'll be honest Oh, yeah, I ain't been on Let's go is he worried cuz she don't want him going on. No, I think she's genuinely curious. Oh Because they don't have a part right Get your shield up. It wasn't heavy. It wouldn't stop a sword now get it up Try again drive at me Ring your head like a bell John's taking on that big brother role kind of like to be used into him. Yeah love that How many brothers can say that they've killed a white walker and a then I might be the first in history Look at the way he's standing They're porches and thieves Not soldiers. You didn't die. Yeah, you made it any. I kind of like him after last episode that one hates me He hates the wildlings all the wildlings. Don't let them send us away Dennis molester has commanded the shadow tower for 20 years when people say he's a good man Don't let them send us away. I told you wherever you go. I go to can't leave. Don't execute you Actually says he's back king once a word. Oh, yeah, I forgot they're there, too But I thought they would have left by now chill bro. I don't get any idea. She's staring my man up over here cold My lady the fire burns inside the Lord's fire Good thing she has black hair this season your virgin John likes red heads. What would you just ask that of all the questions? Back to his nil and ways, huh? Yeah You know who rules at Winterfell now who's bought traitor who plans to dagger in Robb Stark's heart You want to avenge him or brother of the Night's Watch now? I've been talking to you sworn brothers many of them love you They're good men seen taking the body of a wildling girl north of the wall by where she belongs Don't the Night's Watch feel you have too much affection for the wildlings They were born on the wrong side of the wall to make the monsters I shall take back the north from the thieves who stole it I shall Mount Rouge boat and head on a spike, but if I'm to take Winterfell I need more men talking about the wildlings. Oh Kind of smart there boy. That's why oh dude Army that's a big turn in the story art You want the wildlings to march in your army? It's where to follow me out pardon and take Winterfell once the north is one I'll declare them citizens of the realm It's a fair offer more than fair. They will offer their lives and their freedom if man snares before me and swears No, it's not gonna happen bro. You admire him don't you? I respect him. He likes you convince him to bend the knee Burns how much time do I have nightfall done drop fast this time of year? It sure does get some time with the dark hair Great warrior swings a sword like a girl with palsy Some boys develop more slowly. He's still young. He's 13 The gift of a great name. It was like a pepperoni pizza that's why I'm oh it does. That's all one needs Is Santa's soul gonna marry him I have done nothing more than my duty my lady I have no doubt that on my return Robin's skills will have improved immeasurably. It'll be safe Well, we had north at some point. He said sansa had a brother at castle black You're hundreds of miles from king's landing. No one knows what you look like. You're safe But I'm your squire. Do you even know what a squire is an attendant to a knight? I'm not a knight That means you're not a squire. Where would I go? Who swore to find the start girls found are you she didn't want my protection sansa's still not you shut your mouth I'm not a leader. All I ever wanted was to fight for a lord I believed in the good lords are dead and the rest are monsters Maybe she'll find an heiress you told Lord Royce. We're going to the fingers But we're heading west. He wanted to betray us. He already would have so where are we going to land where you trust everyone to a land So far from here even Cersei Lannister can't get her hands on you your father was a She's like just shut up, bro. Sick of you. Isn't that her future hubby? Not anymore. Oh, yeah Enough to make it so clear what a force to be reckoned with Thank you so much for your kind words Deepest condolences your grace. I never trusted Varys. I often warned cousin Lanzel hardly recognized you. Oh god What happened on I apologize for my son's appearance the surges surges cousin in a robe they call them half-naked sparrows bloody fanatics religion has its place, of course With a certain point they never would have come to the capital when tywin was alive. It was like an occult thing Yeah, that's kind of the vibe, right? Your wounds from the black water seem to have healed It wasn't my wounds that needed healing. What can I do for you? You can forgive me What could you possibly have done to warrant my forgiveness? I led you into the darkness I doubt you've ever led anyone anywhere. I tempted you into our unnatural relations And of course, there was the king his bull hunt his wine I don't know what you're talking about. I found peace in the light of the seven You can too. They watch over all of us ready to dull out mercy or justice. Was that a threat, right? Their world is at hand. I will pray for your father's soul It looks like you think I want that woman married to my brother. She doesn't marry me She doesn't go to high garden, which means she stays in king's landing Which means you're trapped here with Cersei Lannister as your mother by law. That's true Perhaps what's that mean? I mean she's got plans her brain's thinking your neck Is the spider master of whisperers in half man. Is he drunk? Well, obviously There are faster ways to kill yourself not for a coward their outfits You never told me why you set me free your brother asked me to who said no you risked your life your position Everything why you're not family. You owe me nothing. I did it for the seven kingdoms I don't believe in saviours. I believe men of talent have a part to play in the war to come Going to have to find another soldier done with westeros and westeros is done with me Any fool with a bit of luck can find himself born into power But earning it for yourself that takes work not well suited for work You have your father's instincts for politics and you have compassion. What is it you want exactly? Peace prosperity a land where the powerful do not pray on the powerless Where the castles are made of gingerbread and motes filled with blackberry wine Perhaps we've grown so used to horror. We assume there's no other way If you sat on the iron throne, would you spread misery throughout the land? I will never sit on the iron throne. No, you won't. I have my hopes up The seven kingdoms need someone stronger than tommen but gentler than stannis Good luck finding him who said anything about him Daenerys That's what I was thinking you can stay here at allerios palace and the music was in the background Or you can ride with me to marine meet the most Targaryen and decide if the world is worth fighting for Yes Can I drink myself to death on the road to marine? Sure, let's go. That's kind of nutty dude. So this story's really taking a turn Tyrion's about to go meet up with Daenerys and that's how they're finally gonna link up Yes, I didn't know I would have never guessed sort of been that way though. We're in the fifth season. It's about time This is getting good the wise masters of yonk I have agreed to cede power to a council of elders made up of both the freedmen and the former slaveholders All matters of consequence will be brought to you for review. They did ask for some concession concessions. Whoa. Look at her outfit Politics is the art of compromise. I'm not a politician. I'm a queen Forgive me. It's easier to rule happy subjects than angry one. I don't expect the wise masters to be happy slavery made them rich I ended slavery. They do not ask for the return of slavery They ask for the reopening of the fighting pits the fighting pits where slaves fought slaves to the death Free men would fight free men. No fighting pits opening them if you can how many times must I say no before you understand? That's what they used to say about the UFC. Whatever he wants from me. He's not going to get it You should reopen the fighting pits. I was a bad child. I wasn't big, but it was quick And I love to fight. I had my first match when I was 16 You were sold into slavery forced to fight to the death for the amusement of the masters and you're defending the fighting pits I'm only here because of those pits. I learned to fight like a dothraki Oh, they trained him. How does she not know this money for my mom? He was like the gladiator She'd be free when he died. I joined the second sons and then I met you You're the queen. Everyone's too afraid of you to speak truth. Everyone but me show your strength here now That's why I have the unsullied patrolling the streets. You're not the mother of unsullied or the mother of dragons I don't want another child's bones dropped at my feet. No one seemed to have gone in weeks But I know his phone halfway across the world. That's scary. Really? I can't control the meaning dragon queen. No dragons It's not too clean. Be contrusive. What's he saying? Embrace your dragons You're not like a woman who like has armies that are like but armies I think he's saying like if you're gonna own dragons and be the queen of dragons and you can't do it with your conscience Like you just got to go for it. That's the vibe. I got own it. Yeah, kind of like you You can't have dragons in a conscience. It's like you got to pick one. They're probably gonna be pissed at you Yeah, you might want to watch out. Where are y'all? Viserion? Rago? Dane, she's scared of her dragons, ain't she? Mm-hmm. Oh boy, I'm her Shit, man. Oh my, expecting that. Easy, easy, easy Oh, you better smack him in the head and teach them dragons a lesson. She ran. Oh my gosh. You can't do that This isn't about to go well. He might be offended. Johnny even asked him I know he like betrayed him and everything. Yeah, so here we are When we first met you were my prisoner for our last meeting. This doesn't have to be our last meeting No, but it will be. You know what Stannis wants? He wants me to bend the knee. Oh, he already knows He wants the free folk to fight for him. I'll give him this much. He's bold. Shouldn't that king be bold? Oh, I, I respect him, but I'll never serve him. So proud. I told me you weren't here to conquer You told me your people are bled enough. That's right. I don't want them bleeding for Stannis Baratheon either You spent your life convincing 90 clans to come together for the first time in history Thens and horned foots, the ice river clans, even the giants, a life's work uniting them You didn't do it for power. You didn't do it for glory You brought them together to save them because none of them have survived the winter not if they're north of the wall Isn't their survival more important than your pride? Right? I just said the same thing This isn't about that then bend the knee and save your people. They followed me because they respected me Because they believed in me the moment I kneel for a southern king. That's all gone And how many tens of thousands are there right now? How many women? How many children? And you won't go out and rescue them because why you're afraid of looking afraid No shame in that. How will they do it? Be heading? Hanging? They'll burn your life. I'd rather go I'll be honest with you. I don't want to die and burn to death I don't want people to remember me like that scorched and screaming. It's better than betraying everything I believe and what happens to your people and they'll sing songs about you You'd rather burn than kneel a great hero until winter comes The white walkers come for us all and there's no one left to sing That's what I was thinking. You're a good lad. Truly you are But if you can't understand why I won't enlist my people in a foreign his war There's no point explaining. I get it. Geologically, he's out of bargaining chips though He's just prepared to die, I guess The expense of his people, but he thinks it's the great good to not kneel. I guess I think you're making a terrible mistake. Well, he just doesn't want them to go I'm afraid of making my own mistakes. The freedom to make my own mistakes Restorersies rule and stuff. Yeah. Is this about to be the end of man? He should at least be given an opportunity to like consult with his people You know what I'm saying? Like that's a big decision to have to make Dang That's ready. You've been called the king beyond the war. Westeros only has one king. Bend the knee. I promise you mercy What do you want him to do? I don't know. I kind of don't want him to do. I want him to kneel and save his people I kind of don't want him to kneel and live Kneel and live He can't he joined all these people for what you know for him to bend the knee This was my home for many years I wish you good fortune in the wars to come Oh Man wars to come. Oh, I don't disagree with stennis. There can only be one king But this is too much man burning someone alive like that. He's got a previous point. I guess we all must choose Lord or peasant our choices are the same. We choose light or we choose darkness We choose good or we choose evil. We choose the true god or the false Free folk. There is only one true king and his name is stennis Here stands your king of lies. Behold the fate of those who choose the darkness Do you not think she realizes how crazy she sounds? I mean She's seen him in the fire. Maybe he's believable to her. I ain't seen him yet from other people's perspective. She sounds like a lunatic He was a real one man. I kind of like man. I kind of did too. I really wanted him to kneel. That sucks I kind of didn't want him to I kind of wanted him to do what he felt was right Which is what he did. He's getting burnier for what though see the old generation gone now the free folk have to have new new um rollers That little boy didn't like that because he walked off looking at her smiling. I know Who did it? Who did it? That could be a lot of trouble. That ain't good guys. He just messed up the whole Ceremony bro, but he did it because he didn't want him to suffer Yeah, he did it because he loves wildlings or wildlings bro. I can't even say that word Well, he respected mans as he should have because romance was not a bad guy. He's the great uniter All right guys, that was game of thrones season five episode one the words to come They were thinking about that episode. I thought that episode was kind of the aftermath of taiwan dying Um, you would think there would be like a lot of grief a lot of like being sad But there really wasn't there was a lot of like movement going on right and you just kept moving in there. Yeah We didn't see much with thomin who was the new king now So that nothing happened really there, but we did see at the beginning that cersei. What was it? She found a witch hut. Yeah, just a random witch hut in the woods and went in and had a very weird conversation Right, which which seemed like kind of accurate I don't know if that was a dream or like if that really happened right after that We found out the varus and terry and are in pentos And Varus is kind of pitching the terry in that we need to go meet up with denaris right which is a great bridge Full circle kind of I thought it was interesting when cersei was going into that witch hut The way she was talking to a witch like someone of legend that had three eyes and fangs for teeth and all this crazy So she was not scared right and she was fearless It just goes to show how much she uses her power as like a shield basically, which is you know, no one likes that But she obviously does that a lot and it really showed in that even as a child. Yeah, absolutely Politics kept moving in this one. Um something weird happened Some like religious groups showed up had a weird conversation with cersei called a sparrow And they were saying that them these dudes wouldn't show up if tywin wasn't dead I guess he kept them at bay But now one popped up and had a very awkward conversation with cersei It seems like she has climbed every branch of the family tree if you know what i'm saying But he insinuated basically that they plan to kill robert brathian together Right, and then he ran off and got so basically he's gonna maybe tell the truth to someone that matters I don't know. I don't know man, but things are in full effect full swing. Uh, what uh, what else happened in this? Um, basically the biggest part to me was john, um John was John was kind of like the messenger between that message that stannis gave To mans raider like either bend the knee and give up your army fight with me Fight with me pretty much like in the war, right? Yeah, uh king's landing fight with me And you can live but if you don't bend the knee we're gonna bring you alive Which is a brilliant strategy from stannis, uh, which is why he's one of my favorite characters, but um Great strategy man because there's some very Some very tough warriors up there north of the wall man Just battle tested the conditions just have them very hard and then just ready to fight I thought it was a brilliant strategy It really hurt my feelings that mans raider just wouldn't bend his knee which ultimately You know it kind of it kind of brings us back to Ned Stark in the beginning. He's honorable when honorable Yeah, go out. I mean but ultimately ned Turned on his own honor to try to like save his own family in a sense and it ended up costing him in his head So it's really hard to say what's the right thing to do, right? And then in the end when they were burning mans john spares mans because john respected mans So it's kind of like defying stannis But respecting mans Well, they said they made the comment in the episode that a lot of people is getting the sentiment that john Has way too much affection for the wildlings and it's one of those things like dude Where do your loyalties lie, right? How do we trust you if you're empathizing with the enemy? You know what i'm saying like it's kind of hard So I get where they're coming from too the show's kind of giving me the vibe that like eventually he's gonna have to answer for that Right, but also like he also gave us a vibe that he was kind of a crow through and through But now he's kind of like just not he's kind of defying a lot of he's kind of like a flipper flopper Yeah, he's kind of like i'm not really sure where his loyalties lie right now I think it ties into the whole bastard narrative. Um, he just has like an identity crisis I don't think he has like a set, you know, if you're born like if you're a highborn man You know, my father was the lord of winterfell I mean that's something you wear as an identity your whole life and john in a sense has it but in a sense He's like a free agent man in a way, so really good episode One of my favorite episodes so far is really setting up the political landscape I thought it was really interesting that that witch lady told cersei all the information that she gave her and that was just Kind of crazy to me and then it cuts some artery and that was just kind of cold So we're gonna see where it goes guys. Yeah. All right next one. What do we got? The old times whenever bravo stood in danger the titan would step with fire in his eye. He's a statue Don't be afraid. He's announcing our arrival. It's a big world ain't it? Are you afraid? Dude, she's been everywhere Bless you. Bless you. Bless you. Bless you. I'm sorry. What is wrong with me? Oh, wow. What a sight. That place is crazy. It looks like grease. Yeah, it does, doesn't it? Just cooking up some fish. This is a cute little spot The house of black and white where you'll find the man you seek Man, he doesn't have to pay like a parking fee or nothing. Be nice. I would not go in there Thank you for bringing me any man of bravo's would have done the same For a lot to hide us Like who's gonna answer that you know? Yeah, because she doesn't have a ride back Hello, follow mulgulis. Jack and Hagar gave me this no one here by that name I crossed the Narsie. I have nowhere else to go. You have everywhere else to go But wait What? She's homeless. She better learn to swim. Yeah, that thing's like an island ain't it? Yeah, it is Cersei, Woldafrey. This reminds me of Dr. Strange Outside of that temple. Yeah Cersei, Woldafrey How many days did she do that? They're really not letting her in are they? I thought they would have went out there and been like would you shut your mouth girl? That's the only thing that gets you anything there Yeah, what's the good food if it's crowded? Look at all the cars in the parking lot It's crowded What in the heck it would suck to be her to work there. I'm like good god. Oh no way We have to mace to give you a raven scroll. You are becoming an observant young lady My mother used to say dark weakens dark words dark enix My marriage proposal has been accepted. I thought you still mourn the death of my beloved Aunt Lysa. Oh, he recognized him My lady Sansa Stark don't look she's died. I heard but it's her. She's sitting Peter Baylish little finger A bunch of nights with him 10. I think too many my lady. I don't think this is She's so impulsive calm down. We only have one horse find more ready the horses. We only have one horse Lord Baylish lady Sansa. My name is Brienne of Tarth. We've met with Renly Barathe What did he say about you? He said your loyalty came free of charge. Lady Sansa Before your mother's death. I was her sworn sword. I gave my word I would find you and protect you. I will shield your back and keep your council and give my life for yours If need be I swear it by the old gods and the new she's just out for a watch. I know lady Brienne You were catlin stark sworn sword strange. It was after Renly's murder Ah, yes, you were accused of killing him I tried to save him. You were accused by men who didn't see what happened and what did happen Oh, yeah, go ahead. You're gonna look crazy. He was murdered by a shadow Oh a shadow with the face of stannis brown A shadow with the face this woman swore to protect Renly. She failed. She swore to protect your mother She failed. Why would I want somebody with your history of failure guarding lady sansa? Why should you have any say in her affairs because I am her uncle We're family now and you are an outsider. Give me lady Brienne, but experience has made me wary of outsiders Lady sansa if we can have a word alone. No, please my lady if I could explain I saw you at joffrey's wedding bowing to the king. Neither of us wanted to be there Sometimes we don't have a choice and sometimes we do. Oh shoot. You should leave or ran. Why don't you stay? Come on ask you to stay Oh my god I feel bad for her though because when they put it like that and it does seem like she's not a very good protector She's just with bad circumstances. Yeah, I was gonna believe that whole shatter nonsense And she wasn't even there when katlin got killed. She was with jamey almost getting killed herself Oh nice, she flanked him. Oh, please save him Please don't shoot him. Who's gonna shoot him? I just thought I was about to see an arrow just got through his chest like they found him or something. Who's that? Yes, that means you're unarmed Podrick yes, my lady you can stand now Sons of stark wary of strangers that you should be I saw her riding on the east road with little finger We'll follow them my lady both stark girls refused your service. Maybe you're released from your vow They don't want your protection. Do you think she's safe with little finger? Get your horse, but at some point isn't she's just the lady who you're trying to kidnap them? Well, yeah, but maybe she's just trying to do her best A red viper only two like it in the world the one i'm wearing the one I gave to my son Of course, it's a threat our daughter's alone in dawn surrounded by people who hate our family It's a threat. No note. They blame us for the death of oberin and his sister That's a loud our daughter's in danger and you're worried. I'm speaking too loudly No, she's our daughter. Then don't call her your daughter. You've never been a father to her She's taken a lot of cheap shots and now what was your caution brought our eldest child murdered at his own wedding Our only daughter shipped off to dawn our baby boy is set to marry that smirking whore from high god I love when she gets mad about marjorie. It's so satisfying, but it's so mean I'm gonna make things better. You've never made anything better I'm going to dawn and i'm bringing our daughter home. Whoa. You can't just ask prince duran to give her back She's promised to his son. I'm not going to ask him anything. You go down there with an army It's an act of war. No army. Do you know where they're keeping her oberin mentioned the wall's gardens? I'll find her. Is there anything else you grace? You're going to dawn a one-handed man alone I never said I was going alone. Who you going with? Yeah And what does marcella like just have a good relationship with jamie because that wouldn't that be creepy if your uncle just showed up I don't like yellow roses are very nice definitely roses and music. I adore music, but this is his wife soon to be That's what they eat in the capital. Don't they don't they don't know people eat pigeon pie in the capital They certainly do my dear Fine place, isn't it? That's you, isn't it? Everyone rocks not paying attention to nobody I end up settling down in a place like this. We won't get to live at stoke worth when mother dies My sister gets the castle because she's older. She hates me She calls me mean names and sometimes even still she pulls my hair when mother's not looking You know what? I think I think you're a good person and your sister is a mean person She is I've been all over the world and it says one thing I've learned that meanness comes around people like your sister You always get what's coming to them eventually One way or another wrong was to kill her for that little mansion right there Who's that jamie fucking honest? The jamie the brun of the black water. I was very sorry to hear about your father. This is my betrothed lollis. I pledge you She's a royal man, isn't she? Beautiful young bride you've chosen. When were you planning on getting married? Just get on with it. Always what? What you're here for there's no way this little visit could possibly mean anything good for me It's very good for you. Lollis will be marrying Sir Willis Bracken. He made a deal your sister and I I would have advised against that How is this good for me? Because you're going to come with me and help me with something important And when it returns, I'm going to give you a much better girl and a much better castle Return from where? It's far south as south coast. You'll fit in there That's a sick bracelet malaria and she's pissed. She wants her head cut. Oh, she's so alive Your brother was murdered and you sit here in the water gardens staring at the sky and doing nothing He was my brother long before he was anything to you What will you do about his death? I will bury him. You would have me go to war The whole country would have you go to war. Then we are lucky the whole country does not decide The sand snakes are with me. They have the love of their people. Oberyn is dead How many of your brothers and sisters do they have to kill? Let me have her. Let me send her to Cersei one female every night She's on her Ramsay stuff. I loved my brother, but we do not mutilate little girls for vengeance Oberyn wanna want it. Not while I rule. And how long would that be? Cersei's about to be a regime change in Dorne. She wants some revenge He needs to put a stop to her She has no claim anymore. She's an ex No one here. We go. In a hurry? You're afraid. Unsullied to fear nothing. Right Someone who's forgotten fear has forgotten how to hide Oh Fear is useful that way. How do you know? Yeah, it looks like you learned a lesson the mass Sons of the harpy they want to put a color back on my neck on all of our necks Please your grace. You must kill him. It would send a message. I think you should exercise restraint your grace Why for one thing he may have valuable information The son of the harpy has no more valuable information. They pay poor men to do it for you And how do you know this give him a trial at least a fair trial teach them a better way I do not know the place from where old cer comes things. Maybe are different there. I hope mercy fair trial These mean nothing to them. All they understand is blood. What's she gonna do? I know it was all very different I love when her council gets together so like diplomatic in a way. All right the way she handles it grace A word, please. I beg you about what about your father about the mad king the mad king I served in his king's garden He burned men alive with wildfire and his efforts to stamp out dissent Led to rebellion that killed every Targaryen except two you and the saris, right? I'm not my father Now your christ Thank the gods that the mad king gave his enemies the justice he thought they deserved and each time it made him feel powerful And right. I will not have the son of the harpy executed without a fair trial. Good choice. Good lessons So bareson's a calm one. Yeah, bareson's giving her those history lessons trying to help her as a buck When I agreed to come with you did I misrepresent my intentions? That's kind of a nice like ride. What else is there for me to do inside this box? You don't like it. I want to take a walk. You can't the road to volantis. You said we were going to marine What's in volantis the road to marine and what do you hope to find at the end of the road to marine? I told you a ruler. We've already got a ruler everywhere's already got a ruler You were quite good, you know at ruling managed to kill a lot of people She wanted me to leave king's landing. I wouldn't go because I liked it power even as a servant They find us repulsive I find us repulsive no matter what we do people like you and me are never really satisfied inside the box Not for long how many dwarves are there in the world? Is that they're going to kill them all? Not him. Oh my gosh. I'm trying to deceive your queen. Shall I throw him in a cell your grace? It would be necessary to learn. I don't to dissuade the other hunters mistakes will be made. Thank you, your grace. Thank you Let me your grace. I would take it if you don't mind it could prove useful for my work. Oh Very good. He's like gonna have the head over there. You're fine Cersei's dabbling in some weird stuff right now. What a great council. You're the hand of the king Clearly it would not be appropriate for a woman to assume that role I would be willing to serve provisionally You're a good man, no time else, but I don't imagine you'll have the time in addition to being master of ships King has appointed you master of coin. Oh damn Called your experience and wisdom in financial matters unparalleled in the past on several occasions Grand master has served as the king's hand the king's named kyber the new master of whispers This embarrassment to the citadel Your grace what qualifications can he possibly have for this post? The qualification of loyalty around maester it would please the king if you would serve as his master of war I would like to hear it from the king himself. He should be here learning what it means to rule He's asked me to speak on his behalf I did not return to the capital to serve as your puppet to watch you stack the small council with sycophants My brother has left the capital to lead a sensitive diplomatic mission. What mission? That is not your concern as master of war. And it seems like it is. I know A mission you are the queen mother nothing more You would abandon your king in his time of need if he wants to send for me I will be waiting for him at castley rock. Oh, sir. She might not like that. Come on. You know this one looks like an animal snake S right very good. Oh She just teaches everybody the youngest lord commander in history osric star was elected at the age of 10 I know s you'll learn. I promise She's worried about s's Well, you're a wonderful teacher What are you doing? Just fine. I'm sure you and ostrich stark have a lot to talk about What do you call it in this house? What happened to your face grayscale? That's what it is. What do you call it? Somebody come in and say she got the grayscale She done got the grayscale, but two of my sisters had it. They both died. How did they kill you? I don't remember. I was a baby a lot of people came and tried I think whatever they did it went away What happened to your sisters? My father made them move out of the keep into the hut outside None of us were allowed to go near them, but we heard them. They started to sound not like themselves Did you ever see them? Only once at the end they were covered with it. They acted like animals Oh my god, father had to drag them out to the woods on a rope. What did you do with them in the woods? Mother leave us. You need to stay away from that girl. Why? She's a wildling. Her name's gilly She's nice. I'm teaching her to read. She's a wildling father defeated her people He executed their king for treason. They could strike at him by striking at you. Gilly wouldn't do that You have no idea what people will do all your books and you still don't know She's kind of harsh to her. You showed mercy to mans raider. The king's word is law Perhaps you should ask the devil how much mercy I show to lawbreakers. He's gonna be like Show too much kindness to people who fear you. They don't fear you. They don't follow you The free folk will never follow you no matter what you do You're the man who burned their king alive. Who then? Only one of their own Do you know this wretched girl? Lyanna mormon the lord commander's niece lady of bear island And a child of ten asked her to commit her house to my cause. That's her response Bear island knows no king but the king in the north whose name is stark And the muses she wrote that at ten Apologize your grace Northerners can be a bit like the free folk loyal to their own My brother robert went on often and loudly about how difficult it was to control me Even with your father's help And so you earned from his brothers tonight the night's watch elects a new lord commander Sir elisabeth thorn is going to win most likely unpleasant man He thinks you're a traitor your bravery made him look weak. He'll punish you for it. I don't punish men for bravery I reward them. I don't doubt it you grace, but i'm a brother of the night swatch I don't know what I have left to give you you can give me the north Even if I wanted to i'm a bastard snow kneel before me lay your sword at my feet pledge me your service And you'll rise again as john stark lord of winterfell What but that's a problem because there's already a new word of winterfell isn't it supposed to be ramsey Start with the stroke of a pen It's the first thing I ever remember wanting a daydream that my father would ask the king Just like that would never be the bastard of winterfell again. He deserved this. You do. I couldn't be happier for you I'm gonna refuse him. Why yeah He doesn't want to betray his honor. Yeah, winterfell. I swore about in the night's watch If I don't take my own words seriously, we'll sort of lord of winterfell would that be But you never be here. Yeah, that don't make sense john Does anyone wish to speak for candidates before we cast our tokens for the 998th lord commander. That's a lot Sir alice the thorn is not just a knight. He's a man of true nobility He was acting commander when the wall came under attack and led us to victory against the wildlings He did mull out. I'm not gonna lie And has been a defender of the watch and the wall almost all of his life So Dennis mallister joined the watch as a boy to return winters He served as commander of the shadow tower. He kept the wildlings away. We could do no better John's like that's my vote. Yeah, he likes him. There's no one else. We will begin the voting mr. Amen Oh Go on Sam the slayer Now the wildling lover just like his friend john snow. Don't miss merchant, bro My name is gilly, but the slent knows are quite well. They cowered together in the larder during the battle for the wall Nice A wildling girl a baby of lord janitor Lord janice was hiding with the women and children John snow was leading sir alice a fort bravely. It is true When he was wounded, it was john who saved us took charge of the wall's defense He went north to deal with mans rader. Let's go. Sam. It almost certainly meant his own death left out of your parts He led the mission to avenge lord commander mormon. He saw something in john and now we've all seen it too He may be young, but he's the commander we turned to when the night was darkest I agree John john john I Can't argue with any of that But who does john snow want to come out night's watch or the wildling everyone knows he knows about the command What would have happened in that tent between those two old friends if stannis's army hadn't come along We all saw him put the king beyond the wall out of his misery Do you want to choose a man who was fought the wildlings all his life or a man who makes love to them? What's the rebuttal? I need to know those political ads keep coming. Don't they I know it was time Man, he should have been like Hush your mouth Of the gavel. Yeah. Yeah go vote for yourself. He's not going I was about to say if they had my seramen doing that that'll be jacked up It's a tie. I think the one on the left has one more. Does it not Oh, damn you count fast girl. It just looks even the left one looks taller to me That was his vote. I guess so all that old man got like three votes. Dang. He's gonna have to listen to him He's not going to I bet he's gonna be a stubborn one. I can't really picture this. This is like so bizarre Yeah, he's about to be my he's gonna be my steward if I was John right. Yeah 100% Are you weird? He's out there poking pigeons. What have you got there? I said turn around and go turn around and go That's a nice little sword worth 100 pages of sword like that. Nothing's worth anything to dead men. The guy who opened the door You better run him down. She's gonna follow him and try to sneak in when he opens the door. I think it over there, but Why were they scared of you? You lost this. Oh, he's like a mermaid. Yeah. Good job, dude. How was that dude? How did you do that? Oh He's seen men that could change their face Remember there isn't a man is not jacking her guy. What the heck? Yes, you are you then? No one and that is who we go must become. She's like a philosopher. Okay, let her in give her room and board You think the color of those doors mean anything? It's just called the black and white house. Oh, so she can go in What that's her house now Oh Man, I thought he got a right to a trial. Why? Oh, he took it upon himself Who's that he's he's he's Impulsively around her, you know, honestly, I spent this episode wondering who the heck that guy was Oh, no, what is gonna happen the crown might not agree with her What does she do babe? I mean I get where she's coming from but jeez Oh my gosh, dude in a sense like there was no law against that. She needs to like set the rules Oh my See but when they're not happy they'll turn on you right here we go chaos ensues Hey, they kind of turn on her easy didn't they? You all god tonight leave me who's there too bad jorah is not around he'd know what to do in a time like today What if that's who it is? He's gonna get his head cut off. Oh, it's our missing dragon probably. Oh, how is it not way more loud than that? Is he happy? Yeah, he's smiling Boy, where you been bro? He's like you better free the other ones Why you acting like that abandon again? Oh, that's sad so everything that she knows and loves and work for is like turning on her Yeah, she's losing it all Oh, wow, that was some good symbolism. All right, baby. So two episodes in what do you think? I think this season is insane Well, like I don't know how else to put it I a lot of things that we're all gonna come together or finally now coming together So where do you want to start man? Let's just start where we picked off man Let's talk about the most interesting theme of the episode. So we've seen Daenerys struggle. We've seen her be very confident We've seen her be very unsure of herself And ultimately she keeps running into all these conundrums man And I said it before on the channel like liberate slaves get rid of the masters. It sounds very easy It sounds very simple But the more she tries to follow that very simple formula the more Unintended consequences keep popping up and she was given a choice in this episode man Give this man a fair trial or not ultimately she did in my opinion what the right thing But one of the slave people took it upon themselves to go seek vengeance into basically in this guy before it came back to get him essentially And he just felt like the cycle is never gonna end if he didn't put a stop to this right here Yeah, basically and so basically Daenerys got really upset about it and decided to execute him publicly to show that You're not gonna break my rules. Basically the crowd did not like that. They turned on her They started hissing and it was just really crazy because Just one act like that and they were ready to literally smash her head in with a rock Which is scary how quick they can turn on you. Yeah, absolutely Other than that with on Daenerys aside Her dragon Drogon came back and like he was kind of like what's up and then dipped He was like, I'm I really don't like you but I just want you to know what's up. I'm here He came in and said how you doing? Are you emotionally ready to go? She Seemed unsure of herself. She seemed scared. He didn't really like that. He didn't seem to mess with that And he just rode off. Um, something crazy that happened in this episode man is Oh, yeah, aria goes to that house, right aria goes to that house And she opens the door and the guy's basically like no that person doesn't live here And we find out what that guy is Jacking or it's not really jacking. It's no one Which is very weird. He said his name was no one. Um, yeah, so that part was really weird aria Sort of bitter things. She's over in bravos and he essentially found her the second time and scouted her out So that was pretty weird, man. I don't really know what's going on with that I don't really even know what that place is, but aria went in there We'll see more about that brianne, of course came across Mass with sanza. Mm-hmm. It went about exactly how I imagine it would little finger publicly challenge her challenge her narratives basically made her out to be someone Who can't protect her is basically yeah and sanza decided that she didn't want anything to do with the lady Which I don't blame sanza. I mean, she's probably so paranoid and scared and doesn't know who to trust right And I think brianne needs to understand that she's coming across a little crazy Just walking out to people like that like like like a shadow killed him with the face of sanas Like if you just as a third person, you just look at that that just doesn't sound very, um Logical Yeah, it was just really funny how like they pulled up and those four horses in the stable and they were Talking about how crowded it was and talking about waiting times and all this type of jump He's like, oh, it must be good. It's it's full house Yeah, that was really funny man. Cersei is just she's trying to like take charge of everything But the thing that came out of cersei and jamie right there though Was jamie is going to go get my mysella mysella from dorne With the help of brawn, right? So I guess they're about to go on a mission, but to me it seems like scary because Dorne is kind of like sending threats to them, right? Yeah, and you also saw it's not going to be easy to ask getting her especially not Doing it publicly because they're keeping a really sharp eye on her. I mean she's like watching her. Yeah It was funny how brawn Rock thought he was about to settle down and it turns out this lady was talking about how her sister bullies her around And basically she was just explaining that like hey if you marry me you're basically marrying a dunce It's my sister who's like the queen bee of the family, right? I don't get a castle Right right and just like that man. He's about to run off with jamie, which I find to be Yeah, because brawn's just like he calls him sir brawn of the black water too. Yeah, because he don't even have a last name right, yeah Yeah, it helps his boy out doesn't make him not a little bad in front of me That part was really funny, man. I'm excited for the adventures of brawn and jamie That'd be a great little spin-off right because they just like their banter is just good because they kind of don't like each other But they kind of do I don't know we finally met oberin's brother Turns out he's in a wheelchair Yeah, and oberin's I guess girlfriend or wife, whatever the case may be she's over there making political moves, man She's over there saying that like you may have the power on the authority But I have the will of the people and yeah, she has like some like charge of some snakes or something I guess it's like the what the resistance through yeah, I mean maybe so right Oh, yeah, but she also wants to do really unethical things to that little girl Right and oberin doesn't stand oberin doesn't stand for that because remember oberin told cersei straight up We in dorm we don't do things the little girls y'all do that here Right, but he also used her to make threats towards cersei like on two different occasions. Did he do likes I didn't see oberin do that. No, I did. Okay. Maybe I'm wrong guys But I feel like he mentioned it to cersei in the midst of their conversations And it just came across as very threatening It didn't come across maybe like, you know, I'll kill your daughter or anything But it came across as like don't think that I forget, you know, I'm saying I don't think it was that way at all. But well, I don't know man Like she's willing to just go crazy and do it. So maybe maybe he was, you know, they're a couple I don't know I feel like she has a lot of like hurt in her heart and yeah a lot of vengeance It's easy to think that you can just be so perfect and not break your traditions until some way that happens Right, but at the same time, I guess she's hurt but at the same time man Like don't you sort of expect him to die that way? He's just running around volunteering himself Anyways, man, that was crazy. So they're definitely not on the same page over there Basically, there's a civil like a internal strife definitely brewing over there Something tells me that's gonna come into play and I don't know exactly what kind of stands alaria has compared to him Yeah, exactly. You know doran or whatever. Yeah, so we'll see you with that right and then Tyrion had a really interesting conversation with varus Varus was basically saying Tyrion you make a great king, but let's be real You're not gonna be king kind of tease me a little bit like us and ever ours, right Absolutely. So that was really interesting But he did say that he was a great leader and he made a really good What would you name that like a he someone in power? He makes he makes a really good person in power. I guess a good or like someone who helped someone in power What is assistant advisor or something? Well, he was When he was handed the king he was making all these good Good moves that were like apparently good for the realm So Tyrion is just at a place of like he's questioning everything man. He's at a place to despair His family's abandoned him. I mean, we don't even got to talk about what happened with shea and his dad So he's just at a place where he's just extremely lost and he's drunk. So varus said let's go meet Daenerys Can you imagine how crazy that would be to be Tyrion? It's not like you're just someone from westeros, right with loyalties I mean, you were literally Tyrion Lannister and now you have to travel across Daenerys see and go meet Daenerys It's just wild to me man. Like he's he's in such a character development arc right now that it's it's hard to see Where it's even right? I hope it goes and I hope he kind of goes like I hope bears and soul me knows them And I hope they're like joining the squad Dude, and I really basically at this point Tyrion is just emancipated his family Right. He's done with the Lannisters like Cersei and Jamie is not in there No, he likes Jamie. Jamie helped him escape Yeah, but Jamie's not gonna like him because he done killed the dad and caused all this chaos I don't know if that's necessarily true, man. You know, Jamie seems Jamie seemed disappointed at what the funeral you could just see in this face that he was kind of like Oh, he was probably stressed. I mean, this is not what I was imagining, you know I thought I was gonna let you go. You were gonna go, but you had to do all these extra stops He didn't know that Tyrion was gonna find all those extra crucial activities going on Yeah, I'm saying so he didn't even know he had access to the crossbow Something to I mean Jamie doesn't seem like the type to be emotionally hurt at Tyrion. Oh, how could you do it? Jamie gets it. You know what I'm saying? Jamie would do the same thing, but it's just like bro at my expense Like you're gonna just keep it moving. Maybe just kill her and keep it moving. Also, like how bold can you be? Yeah, on the toilet with a crossbow. I mean, geez Talk about bold John John won an election today guys, uh that he wasn't he didn't even know he was like running for right He got nominated and he's only running about what 50% in the polls because apparently half the people don't like him They think that he supports freaking a whole other country over here. They think he's working for Russia or something So he's about to be over some people who half and half like him right, um Very interesting man. John's definitely someone who didn't want that position He was having talks so possibly going back north and being a little Literally, sannis was just telling him like yo, I'll make you Lord of Winterfell today if you want Which is kind of disappointing though because when that happened I immediately got really excited because in my mind. I'm thinking okay, great John can go back north justice for net and two bees, right? Well, it kind of seems like that right he can go back north which is kind of like where he belongs He can take this stark name because there's not much left over it He can finally he can take He can take the honorable north back from the torturous boltons, right? I mean, they're like the the epitome of what you don't really want if you're the stars And I was just really excited to see that dynamic, but I guess it's just not really meant to be so It's not meant to be because you just got elected Right, so the show sort of told me now Yeah, so the show did a really it was funny. That was odd the show told me like John would make a great leader He's bound for something more. I got really hyped about it And then two seconds later. He's bound for something. He was bound for something more Just was not what they just told me it was going to be so That was pretty cool, man. We'll see how that plays out. Um I hope he I hope he does a good job But I could see like how Janos and Sir Alice are gonna be paying it knuckleheads. They're gonna be knuckleheads You know how we were sort of clinging on the idea that the stars would reunite and blah, blah, blah Maybe we should give up on that. I did. Yeah, there's not much going on there and john at this point You know, even if john caught up with aria and was like, hey, aria. How you been? I mean They she was just a she was just a baby last time they saw each other I mean she's a full-fledged You know serial killer now. So Um, they're everywhere are the sarks like they're just all over like they're everywhere And their personalities are so different Oh, dude another thing is I was thinking if he went north and tried to take the north He would run in a theon and that could tie up that whole Shit, I don't know guys. Maybe john and ramsey would get together Have a couple cold ones and just have a good old torturing test on on theon because Something tells me john might not like him either because he took winterville Yeah, this show could go in a lot of different ways guys. Um, yo, I'm gonna keep 100% real Would you guys sorry if I was a little I guess sleepier than normal in this one? Maybe a little slow, but you know Nothing new here, but it's like three in the morning. So definitely a little tired in this one So sorry about that. Sometimes we just gotta get it done. This was too too good. This is so good man season five is starting out really awesome we still haven't gotten a taste of the king yet because The king's like doing it. He's too busy. It seems like and as crazy as it seems it seems like it's not really about But I'm anticipating it because I want to see how this young boy handles Always Yeah, I want to see I want to see it in action, but it's like It's like just the anticipation of that like it's like I'm waiting on marjorie to do something Right or something like that I'm just ready for something where the king has to step up and like The sorry to interrupt you the vibe the show is giving me is like marjorie's gonna come in and she's going to wreck Tom and as far as cersei's concerned, right? I mean she has an agenda for tom and she has her own interests And it's not cersei's. They're gonna have opposing opinions. Yeah, and I'm just waiting on that to happen Like I'm ready for that to come to a head. I mean she hates that girl. She shouts out in vain Just every time that girl's name comes out of her mouth. I mean she can't help but to call her always like so It's her middle name. I thought that was marjorie's middle name when she hates her on like a prophetic level She's a harlot a whore A b word She's called her some things. I'm not even sure I might be making them up But I'm thinking of some terrible things. She's not called that little girl, right? Uh, you got anything else to say? What else happened in this episode? Oh, yeah, and then aria gets in there and the dude goes to space Yeah, I mean at the end of the day, man, the biggest the biggest takeaway to me is John got elected and denaris denaris is finding herself You know, it's funny though because denaris happened to ask a lot of questions that the men in the north Don't seem to have to ask themselves Like about slavery and stuff To an extent. Yeah, but it's like, you know Justice is just so simple like in westeros, but definitely with slavery, right? But there's just a lot of questions because you you she has no foundation at the moment Yeah, and things the clearing over there. Yeah, right, you know like in westeros very diverse as well Your counsel Yeah, maybe it's just like the size of her army and the size of like her movement prepared to the great dynasty And the great machine that is king's landing, but you know, like If joffrey would have executed someone publicly everyone in the stands when it started hitting adam and trying to hit Right when they did that doesn't have to do with that. They were like Whatever you say king queen. Well, uh, yeah when they did that to the starks, there was no immediate outcry, but That ended up costing them 100% Well, yeah, but no one was gonna sit there and defy, you know, they weren't gonna hit his set Joffrey, they would all get their tongues cut out. Well, I definitely can I think if king's landing is like the roman empire, you know, no one's gonna stand up for the roman empire But then and expect to win but the thing with khalisi as they were quick too That's that's the scary part about all this a big takeaway I had was it really turns out that the most loyal people khalisi really has is her self swords her unsullied Because the the dorthraki rally for stream Whoever's the strongest at the time. Yeah You know the slave people I mean like their ultimate motivation is to just not be put back in bondage So I mean like the only people who are really royal to her cause or the unsullied which makes grayworm sort of seem like her main guy You know, it really sucks that uh, what's his names? I hear jorah. I feel like she could use his I wish I would give us a little bit about where he is He's just hey, he's just who knows man. He's just traveling the countryside Guys like comment subscribe hit us up on patreon. Thank you guys so much for rocking with us for real We're on season five. That's nuts. The show's going by so fast I know it's gonna be over and like the blink of an eye and it's gonna be history We're just trying to enjoy it man because this show is just honestly. It's so complicated There's so many moving parts going on There's so much to think about but it's just so good that I don't even mention the main things that make tv and movies great Which is just music sound effects the what's the color? I love the music every time you are mentioning a character the music that plays in the background It's kind of like lord of the ring desk every like everything from like like the aperture of the shots I mean, there's just so there's so many things to how their mood changed that by their clothing right Uh, the hair styles and yeah, I mean it's it's top of the line guys This is you know, this is good to see if you get so thank you guys so much for the support We're gonna keep on chugging through it. See you guys on the next one