 Greetings, everyone, and welcome to Progressive Discussions, open topic show, Uncensored, Adlib, Anything Goes, and this is Keto King's Barbecue Banter, where we also talk about food, cooking, recipes, barbecuing, alpha male, red pill talk. This is the Cyberman King, so it's a totally, what should I say, we're not, nothing is written in stone. You could discuss anything you want. There's no censorship at all, and I'm your host, James P. Madonna. I've been doing these internet talk shows since 1995, and I'm very happy to be here on a Sunday afternoon, the middle of February, 2022, and I'm gonna introduce you to my co-host, the one and only from the state of Michigan, of BC Beer Reviews. How are you, sir? Hello, James, how are you, sir? Yeah, how was your week in general? It was pretty good, pretty good. I know you had, I know you did a review show yesterday, Saturday, was it a craft beer review show? Yeah, what did I do? Oh, Outsides, Rye, Brunch, Rye's Hipster Brunch Stout from Outside. They're out of Grand Haven, Michigan. So it was a 12.2 APV with a 66 IBU. Yeah, it was a 12.2. 12.2 is quite a punch. Yeah, it was a four pack, it was like 37 bucks for that pack. I didn't realize it, so I pulled out the pack out of my fridge, and I was like, okay, that explains why the bill was so high. I helped when I made it. You got a 12 pack of a craft beer. That's why it was so high. You know, I mean, but I really, I'm happy that you introduced all of us to your Northern Midwestern micro breweries over there in the state of Michigan. Now, I know you've got some good ones. And like a lot of things, well, not, well, some craft breweries are very limited in their product line, but in the North, I noticed that in certain states, the product line is pretty diverse, it's pretty wide. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure you can say the same thing about where you live, but like over here, it's like, okay, I got what they call the big three, or what I like to call the big three. You know, you've got your Bell's beers, you've got your Founders, you've got Antwater Brewing Company. Them are the three probably most known, especially with the Founders and Bells. And, you know, like outside, I've never heard of outside until I started doing this old beer review thing. And they say, I don't want to start to find these little places that like, either somebody's mentioned to me or got like, they started following me on, what is it, Twitter or even Instagram. It was like, dude, I've never knew these places existed. They're just like, when you say micro brewery, they're micro brewery, they're just in that region of that part of the state. So it's kind of hard for me to get, I would have to go out there to get them with some of these ones, man. So, yeah. Well, oh, so Founders is in your region of the country? Oh, yeah, it's Michigan. It's a, I think a metal creek, it's about here. Okay. I want you to see where I point there, but right there. So I'm over here. So it's on the other side of the state for me. So Founders is on Lake Michigan? Pretty close, not right on, but it's probably got about five to 15 miles of work, it's on the water. So Founders is the company that makes that oatmeal breakfast style with the little archy bunker looking kid on the front label with the fat cheeks. Right? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one I tried, I tried two of them. I think one of them was the oatmeal breakfast style. And then they got the CBS, I think KBS. Yeah. I know they did, what is it, Backwood's Basterd. They did a cherry one too, where it was like a regular blogger bear that tasted like cherries. Somebody posted the label of a craft beer called Arrogant Basterd. It cracked me up. I do have to say, I remember back in the day when the only Stout's Importers that were available were from Europe. But let me tell you, the Stout's Importers mainly in the United States can give them a run for their money now. Seriously, so many companies are making craft Imperial IPAs, Stout's Importers, both Russia and Imperial Stout, so what now? Imperial, you know, so anyway, what are you cooking? What's for dinner there, B.C.? I've got it in a slow cooker, I didn't feel like going outside, so. Why, the Michigan winters are giving you a run. It could be brutal out here. Well, you could, does it warm you up though when you're hanging out by the barbecue? A little bit, but I'm cooking a pork one, see? Oh, in the slow cooker, in the crock pot? Yeah. What, do you got some kielbasa there on the side? Yeah, piece of kielbasa is what's left over. You're gonna love this, hold on. Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's see what we got here. You know how I generally make these pork ones with some sort of stuffing or filling, you know, right? Now, this one, I've seen this one, and I was like, you know what, we were talking about kielbasa the last time on the show, or at least I was anyway. And I've seen this video that provided me for today's pork loin. What they did was, is they cut a hole in the center in the pork loin, you know how it looks like this? I wouldn't, if you look at it one way. Oh, I poked a hole in the center of it all the way through to the other end. And then I put a kielbasa all the way through in the middle. And I threw it in the slow cooker. So it was like, you know what? I wanted to try that one for a minute. So I threw in the kielbasa and threw seasoning on top of the pork loin. Well, that should tend to rise the hell out of that pork loin. Yeah, and give it a nice flavor on the inside too, hopefully. Yeah, well, you got the smoke, if you get a good smoked kielbasa and you put them in the center, yeah, and you got the smokiness from the sausage and you got the fat from the kielbasa, you know, permeating the pork loin, which is like white meat. Pork loin is like a center cut pork chop. It's white meat, right? Yeah. Pretty much. Which is kind of what I love about pork loin. And you know, you probably know this, but the pork loin runs along the back. It kind of helps them walk. It's one of the muscles that helps the pig walk. So. Oh. Which is kind of funny, they call it, was it the butt of the pig, which is like up here in the front of the chest. No, it's a hard muscle, would you say? You know, it's not as, probably not as hard to say like, what is it, chuck roast, maybe. Oh yeah, forget it. Chuck roast and what the hell is that other one, London broil and they're tough, they're tough as shoe leather. Yeah. What if you marinate them for a week? They could be as tender as filet mignon, if you do it right. Yeah. Now I did one with the chuck roast for a beef stew, chucked it up in a, cut it up in chunks, probably like a, I don't know about inch chunks, fried them through in slow cooker. And a couple of hours after I got home, boy, I tell you what, that beef stew came up so good, it just melted in your mouth like butter. So, oh my God, so good. Oh yeah, yeah, what I was telling Jason Cleveland was, that I, London broils, I normally stay away from and also chuck steaks that don't come with the bone. You know, like chuck steaks that are not bone in are usually tough, but London broil is terrible. So I, they were on sale. So I got an idea, I said, let me experiment. So I got the London broils, which are very lean, there's no marbling effect. So they're, you know, you're dealing with like, you know, a shoe leather. So what I did was I poked holes, like a madman in all of the London broils, and I marinated it with one bottle of Kikamon teriyaki sauce, dark sesame oil, rice vinegar, a rice wine vinegar, and garlic powder, some ginger, you know, and I let it, I topped it off with water, so it's covered. And I let it sit in the back of the refrigerator for one week. Let me tell you, when I brought it to my brother's house and put it on his grill, they were as tender as you can imagine. And that's how you save money on beef, but you got to be patient and you got to be willing to let it marinate for at least a week before you grill it, at least a year. Now, with your crock pot, with your slow cooker, and I used to have, I had one for years, but it kind of like, I screwed up and I ruined it and I burnt it out and I had to chuck it, but I had bought a four quart crock pot, a slow cooker at all these and it was cheap. Oh, you know, all of these has some appliances. And it worked, hey, it worked just as good as rival, you know, at a fraction of the cost, but you could put the food in there the night before, like if you find out the weather's going to be brutal and you're not going to use the barbecue, you could put it in like early Saturday evening, you can load it up and just let it go, put it on low and just let it go overnight until Sunday afternoon and it should be done. Yeah, yeah. You can put potatoes in there also on top, you know, and do it that way, you could do a barbecue beef ribs should be really good in a slow cooker. Yeah, I've done that, they fall off the bone right there. Yeah, you can put your sweet baby rays over those ribs and slow cooker and they'll be extremely, like you said, meat falls off the bone. And so it's a good thing to have, if you have the counter space, if you have the counter space, I mean, if you don't have the counter space and you have to get one electrical appliance, I would say get a good hot air, deep, a hot air fryer, a hot air fryer, my sister got one, but you got to get a big one. You can't get the ones where you can only fit, you know, a little bit of meat, you got to get a big one and you got to read the reviews, get a good one. And let me tell you, she did cornichons in there one time and she did those country style ribs. She put them in there and she did homemade French white potatoes in there from raw potatoes, you know, she cut them like the wide steak fries. And I'll tell you, it came out perfect. Everything came out perfect in the hot air fryer. So, you know, I highly recommend that. That's freaking James. What? What's drinking there, James? Oh, I got the British Navy's Pusser rum. Oh, you're drinking rum today? Okay, nice. I got rum in the air, but I, you know, I'm only sipping it. You know, I got water, I got water with my, you know, with my frozen blue thing. Oh, okay, yeah. Like I normally do, I keep the cold. And I, you know, I might just go and fill up the old Dollar Tree mug with a little more Pusser's rum. And yeah, I just want to, I want to call out, I want to call out that control freak, that no, that Eagle beak, be beefy, that Eagle beak control freak geek, Mark Zuckerberg for, for removing me, my largest Facebook group called Holistic Health Talk, which I created in 2012 among the other groups. And I have, I had, I'm really pissed about this. I had almost 9,000 members on Holistic Health Talk. And that motherfucker blocked me from it because I can't go there. I can't even see it. I can't even see the group. That piece of shit, that steaming pile of a future fact of fecal matter blocked me from seeing it. And I'm always the administrator, right? Cause I created the group. It was me and Mario Petrus. He was my co-administrator. And from Petrus Fit, and all because I have a feeling it did this happen right after I posted an article, no, I posted a YouTube video, it wasn't mine, on how to make homemade hydroxychloroquine. And because I used the word hydroxychloroquine, the video was removed and I was threatened, reprimanded. But I think, I think that the people, the scumbag multi-billionaires like Mark Zuckerberg are especially him, the big hawk knows, you know how those people are. They're in bed with the big drug companies cause the drug companies, the pharmaceutical industry of course has been pushing the vaccine since day one. And they lied, they lied about hydroxychloroquine. Hydroxychloroquine with high amounts of zinc actually really did work, but it's very cheap. It costs very little money to buy hydroxychloroquine. It's a 75 year old drug, it's very cheap. And zinc is dirt cheap as well. So in order to continue the racketeering, I think they're putting pressure on, or maybe they're paying off scumbags like Mark Zuckerberg. And this is why, if you have a group on Facebook or a page, it's not really yours. It's not really yours. Also, I wanna call out that dildo head Jeff Bezos of Amazon, who happens to own Whole Foods. If you thought Whole Foods prices were high before, check them out again. He just jacked up the prices. Well, I guess he's trying to find money to pay for his next space flight. You know, what a piece of shit. What a piece of shit. You got more than $7 billion. Come on, man, you got more than enough money. Yeah, what a piece of shit these multi-billionaires. They wanna go into space. Gee, I wonder why. I'm sure profit, I'm sure greed has something to do with it. Yeah. And there's scumbags. Thankfully, I have YouTube and I got a Tumblr. I have a progressive discussion of Tumblr, but I don't have TikTok, not yet. Oh, right up? I don't have TikTok yet. So what you got there? Got aluminum foil. Yeah, I got a baked potato. So, don't just look, boy, you're now. But when the thing is done, the only potato's done. It's kind of closer up, and I throw it in, it's closer up. I got the potato in the toaster oven, so when that's done, the pork one should be done. Yeah, right. Show you the pork one one way or the other. That looks really good. It looks like you got a baby hippo bottom that's in there, a real nice chunk of meat. Yeah, so, good, smelling good. That's the thing, I've laid, got a, was it three onions, small onions? Now, there's the, oh, what's, no, hold on. I used to do onions in the barbecue and the smoker grill. I used to leave the skin on it, and they would steam inside the skin. Oh, it gets off? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it would get soft and cook inside the skin, actually, you know, if you put them on top of the wood chips, yeah, the aroma of the onion starts to kick up with the wood and gets into your meat, which is nice. You know, we gotta leave the skin on it, so it works. I mean, yeah, but it would have been fun if you were to barbecue it outside, they were all bundled up in your Yukon Jack winter outfit. Yeah, it was a little hard for me to get around with the big coal, it just snowed out here, too. Really? Well, the point I'm getting is I didn't have any charcoal, so. Yeah, and without the scooter, you know, you got a tough work schedule, too. Yeah. Well, what would it be? I heard that your mechanic wants to really rake you over the coals with the cost of repairing your fucking scooter. Come on, give me about $1,000 he wants. It doesn't look like I got that kind of case. I got bills here to pay, but I just got out of Christmas. Yeah, you know how much it costs a week? How damn. Well, I always had a problem with auto mechanic labor, which I think is just as dishonest as a dentist. I mean, really, really, and then when they, when you take it there for one problem, they find like three other things. Yeah. They purposely look for other problems. You know, they'll jack up your vehicle and they'll go, listen, when you see the mechanic going, come here, please, that means he's gonna fuck you with it. When they call you and say, are you sitting down? You know what's coming. Yeah, or if you're there and they call you into the garage to look under your vehicle, that means they're gonna get ready to be fucked without, without having to take it with all the parts that they had to get to put it in there. With no KY, with no astro-blind on the deltoe, they're ready to get fucked up. They show you other things, other things that they look for. And then they tell you about, oh, the labor's gonna cost more because look, look how many parts we have to remove to get to the water pump. Get there, we have to remove this and we have to remove that. And you're, oh, it's gonna be extra labor. And, beep, beep, beep, beep. It's all going in dry. Really, now, you're talking about a scooter, man. You're not talking about a Harley-Davidson sports car. You're talking about a scooter. Or even a freaking, well, I was gonna say, maybe hell, it's not even a Bentley or a BMW, but, you know, if you had to get a tire changed at one of those vehicles, man, it's gonna cost you at least $1,000 for one. Now, as I'm walking in my neighborhood, you know, I live in a rich neighborhood, but I'm not rich. Not by any stretch of the imagination. Oh, so you live on the other side of the tracks, okay, I gotcha. No, I live on the same side of the tracks as the rich people, but now I'm not rich. So I see, what's the problem? I say, I come over there and where you live, I'm living with you, man. I'm mooching off of you right now. Well, if I, you know, some of the houses, they got like, Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Betley's, Bet and Mercedes, Jaguars, you know, what have you in the tribe? Yeah, right, right, yeah. So once in a while, I'll see a humble scooter park, but a new one. Let me tell you there, Rah, the new scooters are really nice. Yeah. I mean, really nice. And they got, they had the saddlebags on each side for carrying, you know, groceries or whatever. Yeah, they were sturdy, beefy looking scooters. They weren't motorcycles, but they were, I'm sure they, scooters like that could hit a hundred mile an hour like nothing. I'm sure it could, or at least 80. Yeah, which is more than enough for God's sake. So I mean, come on. I mean, you don't want to be going a hundred on a scooter. I mean, you can go a hundred on a Harley-Davidson or a Kawasaki or something, but then again, you're taking a risk, but you've got, well, not, you've got a slightly more protection out of Harley than a scooter. I mean, if you had a rice burner, which is what the bikers call a Japanese motorcycle. Yeah. If you wanted a big rice burners, which is like the big hog, the Harley hog, right? The big guy, the big boy. Yeah. You know, you have a lot, you have a lot of weight. You know, it's very stable on the highway. Yeah. It's a solid ride. I mean, you could hit high speeds and not, and not feel like you're in danger because an older experienced biker, they don't, they don't drive reckless. They're not careless like the punks. You know, you see the punks on the racing bikes, you know, and they're doing wheelies on the highway and they're doing this, they go, they're swerving in and out of traffic like this because heaven forbid they should have to wait in traffic. Yeah. You know, those people cause accidents and you know, that's dangerous. If you do the same thing on a scooter and something happens, you're gone. Yeah. Yeah. You know, a scooter is, you're gonna, if you could easily ride on the highway with a scooter, but you've got to go by the speed limit. Otherwise in order to get there safe and alive, you've got to abide by the traffic laws, no swerving, no, you know, no passing people when you're not supposed to, no speeding, you know, do 255, 55 or 65 on a highway with a scooter and you should be okay. You see a big rig coming. Let them go, let them pass you. Goodbye. Stay away from your trucks. If I had a scooter going that fast, you know, my first instinct, this is just me talking. I mean, people can go on the highway to do 555, more power tool, but me, I'm going to play the safer side. I'm going to take the side streets. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, if you have a good scooter, or even if you have an older scooter, I would take what they call the back roads, take the main streets and play it safe, you know? I mean, I'll see you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know, my friend, he had to sell his scooter. He lived, he lives in Brighton Beach, Brooklyn, New York, where all the Russians are. And in New York, it's very dangerous to have a motor vehicle because people are lunatics. They drive like they shouldn't have a license at all. And he had an incident, he had a very close call. And he sold his scooter, his used scooter, but you know, his scooter was capable of hitting a hundred on a highway with no problem. Oh, okay. Yeah, but it's, yeah, a used scooter. He loved the scooter, but you know, he says there's so many lunatics driving in New York, it just doesn't pay to have a motor vehicle. You know, I mean, maybe, maybe if he had a Harley Sportster or he had a Japanese, a bigger Japanese bike. Yeah. You know, not the racing bikes, you know, then you could do it. Yeah. Yeah, cause, you know, talking about this, like if I ever get a Harley-Davidson, you know what you would get? If I could actually find it, it's probably too late at this point. Shovel head, knuckle head, pan head. Remember that movie, Terminator 2? Yeah. Okay. Well, remember the motorcycle that Arnold Schwarzenegger drove in that film? I want to get that motorcycle. It was a 1991 Harley-Davidson fan boy. And man, that bike looks so good, but it was probably hard to find that year. But hey, I'll take a Harley any which way you look at it. Doesn't matter which year. Yeah. Well, Harley's, people love the sound of a Harley. It's like, Harley's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, they got that deep resonant sound of power. You know? Yeah. And they got a distinct sound to them too. So it's one of them things where it's like, here, oh, yep, there's a Harley. Oh, I can, I can pick you. I can pick you one on a big Harley. You got, you got that, you got that biker look to you. Yeah. Thanks. Talking about that, I was sitting outside and having a smoke yesterday. I worked, I was sitting there. And my module, it was like 19 degrees outside over here, where I'm at. Yeah, same here, by me. And I'm sitting there having a smoke. And what do I see? The guy out of Harley-Davidson going through down the main road there was like too, I thought I was one of them crazy guys that would ride the scooter like in this weather. But nope, you got them Harley guys doing the same thing too. So, hey. I saw a Harley, I saw a new Harley down by my brother's at a beautiful, like an olive, even though it was olive green, you know, like the military vehicles, it was a metallic. It was a metallic olive green. It was beautiful. Like a shiny olive green, yeah. Really sparkling metallic glittering olive green. And good morning, Masumi. My dear Masumi from the Tokyo region of Japan. It is now 4.41 a.m. Monday in Japan. Greetings, Masumi. Welcome, welcome. Anyway, yeah, so it's beautiful metallic paint. Some of them are like purple, they're nice thing. A deep purple metallic, you know. And you know, they got good saddle bags put on your bike. You could carry a decent amount of things. Yeah. You know, but you have to, you have to just stay away from everybody. All the SUVs that wanna fly on the highway, let them go, goodbye, all the trucks, dump trucks, rigs, goodbye, let them pass you. You know, it just doesn't, it doesn't pay to try to compete with them or just let them get in the left lane and let them go. Yep. That's how I look at it. You know, you have to defend yourself if you're on a bike. Yeah, not only that, but you gotta keep your head out of pivot. Constantly looking around me because a lot of these people do not look for you at all whatsoever, man. That's another thing. That's another thing. You gotta use your mirrors all the time. You have to be on the defensive at all times when you ride a motorcycle. Hey, Sid. Sid is our official male rights activist representative. Yes, yes, you're damn right. You're damn right. Feminism is what split up the traditional heterosexual relationship in the United States, in my opinion. And you know that, you know they hate men. You know that, Sid knows, Sid knows. And they totally sabotaged the straight heterosexual love relationships in this country. I'm gonna show Sid, let me see if I can bring it up. I'm gonna show Sid my new alpha male red pill symbol or a banner, let me see if I can bring it up. Let me bring it up. I don't know why it's doing that. Let me see if I can, hold on. Let me see if I can share it. It's a little complicated here. Hold on for a second. It's giving me a hard time, man. What the fuck? Share screen. Oh, here, wow. Let me try. Let me see if I can share it. Let me try. Let me see if I can do it now. Was that Titty? No, why the hell is it? Why is it so small? Hold on for a second. Let me see if I can enlarge this faster. They're not even, huh. Oh, here we go. The heartless. The heartless, Dave. Heartless? Because it doesn't have any. All right, there we go, there we go. There we go. St. Valentine's Day massacre on our wallets. There you go, Sid. This is in honor of Sid, Sid Vicious. Remember him in professional wrestling? Yeah. Yeah, let me see if I can make this bigger. It's not a little picture. Not a little picture. No, I don't know why it can't just isolate it. Yeah, there you go. St. Valentine's Day massacre on our wallets. Yeah, I haven't, you know, it's been so cold that I haven't felt like walking four blocks to go to the oil you can eat sushi. Yeah, I know I'm really, I really want to go back there. I'm really craving for it. But because of the temperature, Hey, here's the fucking bot. The bot is back. The bot is back. Oh, God. Hey, Bart Robinson, man, how you doing this Sunday? Hey, one and all just got done of a brisk two hour walk. Hope everyone's Sunday is going well. Well, in this weather, I am sure your walk is very brisk. So yeah, that's as big as I can make it. St. Valentine's Day massacre on our wallets. I'm all right, hanging in there, you know. Yeah, well, the bot's gonna come back throughout the whole show. And I'm not even gonna show it anymore. Doesn't pay. You gonna block it? It's porno. Yeah, but if I, what happens is I block it, right? And then they come back with another bizarre gibberish name. Yeah. And it goes on and on and on. It goes on. You know, it's like, well, how many times do I have to block it? Well, it's a blue bot that came back, right? So it's a, they're blocking a new one. Yeah. Yeah, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? The internet, every time the canaries on the internet, every scumbag, everyone involved in Bill Gotten gains, the crooks, the greedy, the perverts, the freaks. No, it's going on and on and on. They didn't take long to get on TikTok because my friend had to tell his scooter from Brooklyn. He showed me all those videos from TikTok and there's a lot of freak is always over there. Yeah. Yeah. I thought Tinder was bad. They must have went from Tinder to TikTok. You know? A lot of freaks out there in today's society. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm freaking, I think I told them they were on Instagram. Oh, I got Buddha from Instagram by Zuckerberg that hawk knows motherfucker. Cause I, he don't like my strong political stance on certain subjects. So I got booted like after one week of having an Instagram profile. I know I would love to give him, I gotta get my beloved pipe wrench that I named Uncle Frank. I wanna twist his big eagle beak off of his head. With my pipe wrench. Florida, I think I changed my mind, said it's too much crap going on down there in many ways. It's just, plus I don't know, I don't think I would really like the humidity. I would like to, I've been in the desert Southwest and I love it. I mean, it could be Vegas, it could be Arizona, but then again, if it's Arizona or New Mexico, there's too many right-wingers down there. Yeah, Zucker, Zucker Dush, Zucker Scum, Zucker Geek, it's a piece of shit. You know, he wants to chase, he wants all the native Hawaiians to move from the Hawaiian island where him and his little gold digger wife lived. You know that the nerve of some of these rich people you want native Hawaiians that have been living on that island for generations, maybe even longer than that. You want them to leave the island that you decided to live on because you're fucking Mark Zuckerberg, the big hawk, the little hawk-nosed, scrawny motherfucker, Pennsylvania multi-billionaire. You think you're so fucking special and better than everybody else. You want the Hawaiians, native Hawaiians to leave their home. Oh, what a doubt. He's a piece of shit, he really is. No, he got, he's married to a cute Asian girl that I wouldn't, I mean, I'm sorry, I can't get intimate with somebody just for the sake of money, I have to be attracted to them, you know. I mean, Zuckerberg is a fucking, he's a fucking Wall Street, if you know what I mean. Beep, beep, beep, you know what I mean? The tribe, the tribe, the tribe, not Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe, the other tribe. He's a piece of shit. What he did to me, he blocked me from my largest Facebook group of almost 9,000 members. Sid, unbelievable. He's got a douchebag, Yilong, Yishlong, Yishlong Musk has a douchebag looking face. Do you know how many problems people are having from those electric cars that he sells, that he had the nerve to use the name. He has the nerve to use the name of a great genius like Nikola Tesla. He has no right to use the word Tesla. I think the living relative should sue him because Tesla knew what he was doing when he perfected the electric car. So many people have big problems, big problems with those Tesla cars really. He's another piece of shit. Well, I hate to interrupt you, but it's done. Really, here we go, here's a big reveal. Can you interrupt me? Hold on, hold on, let me zoom in on that there. Oh, what's that white stuff? Onion. Oh, onion. I had that sitting on the bottom of the pan to lift it up from the bottom or the ceramic so it doesn't burn the pork loin. So yeah, so it gave it extra flavor. So you got the flavor and you got delicious steams, onions, nice and sweet. I noticed you got an iron horseshoe on the wall like I do. Oh yeah. Yeah, mine's pointing down. I don't know, I read that it's good luck when it's pointing down. I don't know, I don't think it matters. No, I heard it was, nope, I'm good. But it was supposed to be up so it releases a little bit of the, I guess magic or whatever. Luck, onion, instead of, you know, full blown. Luck, you just need a little luck every day. Iron, iron is, iron is a powerful mystical metal from centuries, from ancient times. Iron, iron has power. Like they say if you put, if you put like iron pieces of iron on your windowsills, it keeps out negative energy, evil spirits, you know, any cryptid creatures that mean you harm, yeah, like if you find like pieces, little pieces of iron, whatever it may be, put them on your windowsills with salt, with salt. Same Valentine's Day massacre on our wallets. Now, I wish I could, I gotta figure out a way. You know what, I think this is coming from Facebook Messenger, which is probably the reason why all this bullshit is on the bottom. I bet if I use it from my hard drive, I wouldn't have all this crap on the bottom. Let me see if I can arrange that. Yeah, he's a fucking piece. Everything about Zuckerberg, he's a, he is dumb. I saw him interview Anthony Fauci one time and he was acting really weird, Zuckerberg. He is a strange person. Let me tell you. A lot of guys that are like that, they call it a century. And it's just another fancy way of saying they're crazy. Yeah, when you're rich, when you're rich, you're a century. When you're poor, you're crazy. Yeah, that's how they do it, you know, how it's interpreted. All right, now I think it's gonna be better, okay, all right. Now, my beautiful, my beautiful beef, giant beef heart is gonna look really good, okay, hold on. I'll be right with you. Now I think, now we're cooking. He's a piece of cheat, man, he's a piece of cheat. He's nothing but a piece of cheat. That's a Ricky Ricardo's way of saying a piece of shit. Hey, he's a piece of cheat, man. Hey, I must say it the wrong one. Hold on, let me try it again. It's not it either. I'll get there, I'll get there. It's not it either. Something's not right here. Now, you ever see the geek that own stream yard? He's another pencil knife geek. Maybe that's why things don't work in simplified manner for the general population. Things are not user friendly because a fucking geek, they want you to think they're geniuses and without them, you can't do anything. That's why I think they arrange everything in a very technical manner. What are you doing? I'm trying to bring, hey puppy. It's been a minute since you've been on the show, huh? What? I said it's been a minute since she's been on the show, huh? There we go. Finally, finally, that fucking geek was making it hard for me to really properly share my alpha male's red pill image. There you go. That looked better with the black background, the same Valentine's Day massacre on our wallet. Hey Sid, man, what do you think of my alpha male red pill? Jeff Bozo looks like an alien. No, yeah, he looks like, remember those aliens in the first Star Trek episode with the veins that kept pulsating on there? Oh, you mean the cage? Yeah, with Captain Pike? Yeah, Captain Pike, Jeffrey Hunter. Yeah, he noticed his spacecraft, Sid, is shaped like Jeff Bezos' head, like a dildo. Notice that. Is he married? Does he have kids? Does he hunt? Oh, are you married? Do you have children or do you hunt BC? No, no, I'm not married and no, I do not hunt, no. No, he hunts for craft beer. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, he's a hunter of craft beer. I mean, I was married, but I'm divorced, I have no children. Thank God. All of my surplus cash, Sid, goes for my enjoyment, unless I have to pay bills. But once the bills are done, my money goes for the enjoyment of James. I don't have anybody whining, wha, wha, daddy, I want this, I want that, wha, wha, wha. You know, and then if you have a girl, you have a daughter, they want you to friggin, they want you to co-sign for their first car, you know, because they have to have a, they can't have a used car like I did when I was 17, they have to have a brand new car to impress everybody, to impress their friends. And then they want you to co-sign for the car. And then if they get married, they want you to, you're the father, they want you to pay for the wedding. You know, oh, oh, oh, the father of the bride has to pay for the wedding. Bullshit, who said that? Who said that? So, Sid, what do you think? Not bad, the same Valentine's Day massacre on our wallets. So, all you people out there that want to, that want to lay some wise, some real wisdom about male rights activism, just help yourself, man. Help yourself. What I'm going to do is I'm going to get a little bit more of the rum. Actually, I might as well bring the bottle. Pussers, British Navy rum. And, you know, do a little promo or BC while I'm in the kitchen for your channel. Ah, hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah. Well, as you guys know, everybody that's watching, you can follow me on Instagram, Twitter, course here on YouTube at B.C.'s beer reviews. Now, Instagram, I generally post beer pics on there. And occasionally the food that I barbecue too. It's kind of hard to do that when I'm doing this with my phone, so that's why you haven't seen any food pics recently. Twitter, the same thing. Got a beer pics and whatnot to promote by the show on YouTube. And it'd be cool if you guys subscribe and hit that bell icon while you're there. But yeah, I did a show, a review yesterday. I love Brian Hipster Brunch Stout by AdSide yesterday. It's up on YouTube right now. You can check it out. Besides, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. Okay, what do we have here? Sid says, how do you think Joe Biden is doing as president? Is he better than Bill Clinton? Well, Joe Biden recently admitted, he says, I'm not Bernie Sanders. I'm not a socialist. I'm a moderate, whatever the hell he said, moderate establishment, Democrat, I'm a capitalist. Yeah, that's why nothing is being done for the little guy. You know, he made an agreement with Bernie Sanders where Bernie says, if you want me to give you my people's votes for this election, you have to get things done for the people, for the working people. And Biden had an agreement that he went back on. Obviously, I think people establishment Democrats are, it's like a parrot with one wing has blue feathers and one wing has red feathers. Okay, they're different color feathers on the same bird. They're both in bed with the oligarch. They both take very high campaign contributions from the fat cats, from corporations, and they both owe big favors to those big corporations. And it's like what my grandfather says. A Democrat will throw you a few crumbs, but a Republican will give you absolutely nothing. If you happen to be part of the lower 98%, they're not, yeah, they're not gonna really work for you. So Joe Biden, aside from being very old and very feeble, it sounds like he doesn't really wanna fight for the little guy, he wants to compromise. He wants bipartisanship. He wants to get along and be friends with everybody. That's not gonna happen because the forces of evil cannot be negotiated with, cannot be reasoned with. It's not gonna happen. All right, that's what I think of Biden. I mean, I was not a Biden supporter even during the Democrat debates. I was only a Bernie Sanders supporter. Well, we all know that the DNC screwed over Bernie Sanders twice, Jeffrey Epstein, well, I think, Jeffrey Epstein. Jeffrey Epstein is a pedophile, a pedophile many times over. That's what I think. That's that movie producer, right? No, you're thinking of Harvey Weinstein. Yeah, Weinstein, yeah. Epstein had some kind of a resort with underage girls, well, I remember, yeah. Human trafficking, sex slaves are very likely. A concubine, concubines and famous politicians and the very rich from all over used to go to Epstein's resort to partake in there, to fulfill their pedophile perverted evil fantasies. And they keep it, they've kept it a very well-guarded secret. For what, 20 years at least? Yeah, for a long time. Okay, here we go. British Navy pusses from 42% alcohol by volume, circa 1655, okay, from the Royal Navy. It's a good dark rummet. It's aged in charred bourbon barrel casks. So you're going to get a real prominent woodsy flavor. Here we go. You're going to get a prominent woodsy flavor. One of the, okay, I wonder where these are the jabronis that keep on dodging my hard-hitting show. Now, if I was doing the show talking about unimportant things, you know, like bullshit, like, for instance, only beer reviews and nothing else, then I would have a ton of people because these people, they're not well-rounded. They're actually cowards. They have raisin balls, you know, Sid and Bart Roberts. They have raisins for balls. That's why they're afraid to discuss other subjects. This is why I really appreciate a very well-rounded individual and a person of high intelligence, the retired history professor, Mr. Ronald J. Tyrrio, because he is well-rounded. Okay, we can discuss many different subjects. And I always, I always loved history. All right, what do we got here? What do you think about cremation becoming 65% of all bets now and not burials? It used to be 5% cremation rate in the 1970s. I think that cremation would save a lot of real estate. I've seen some cemeteries that were very attractive, very beautiful. That could have been, that would have made perfect golf courses, beautiful golf courses, more golf courses, which is a much more fun way to get in your water. Walking exercise, instead of walking on a sidewalk and smelling carbon monoxide or whatever, walking on a golf course, man. More golf courses, less cemeteries. Yeah, I'm in favor of cremation. You can also, I used to be in favor of using a vacuum. A vacuum, you know what they do to cold cuts? Where's like a shrink wrap? Yeah, it's like a vacuum seal, yeah. Vacuum seal, vacuum seal the body and plant them and bury them vertically, horizontally, so they take up much less room. But then again, you still need the cemeteries. Now Sid, what do you think of mixing cremation ashes with non-dairy creamer, like coffee made? And putting your favorite- Man, I've never heard of recycling and cannibalism in the same train of thought. What do you think of mixing the deceased's favorite coffee with the cream, with dry cream, like I said, and the ashes, and just combining it all and have the ashes have this wonderful aroma of, let's say, their favorite coffee. It could be espresso, it could be Cafe Latte. Cafe Latte or Cafe Latte. Cowards, see, they're raisin balls, Sid. They have raisins for gonads. Here we go, there is the bot again, the Soviet bot. I want a cremation and shipping the ashes in the face. Now that'd be an idea. Well, now the thing you can do with cremation, cremated remains, you can also encase them in a bust, like a statue on the floor. The shoulders up, yeah, or something like that. Like made of bronze or something, like a replica of the person when they were alive. Like you said, earn, make a bust, make sure it's well-made, by, let's say, a sculptor that knows what the hell they're doing. You know, you put the, you have it opening and then you put the ashes into the bronze bust, the metal bust, and then when you put it up on a shelf, you know, instead of an elf on a shelf, you have a relative on a shelf and you put it up on a shelf. I loved one on a shelf, yeah. I loved one on a shelf. And now you have a place to put your hat. Let's say you come home and you got your favorite hat on and you want a clever, a nice place to put it, you put it on the relative, the bust, the statue of the head. Or if you put the bust up on like a pedestal, you can put your coat over the shoulders of the bust. Now you got a place to put your coat, you know, a creative coat rack. And a hat rack. Combination. So what do you think there, Sid? I think Putin's behind the pots. Oh, but I don't know. You got it down there. I don't think it's him. Putin is a, yeah, he's an autocrat and a despot. In other words, he's like Donald Trump. He's a legend in his own mind. He's a dictator. He wants to be emperor of the universe. And that's why Putin took a lot of photos of him shirtless on top of a horse. I don't know if you remember that. Yeah, I remember that. But I think we're going to be calling him emperor of poppy tea. I think Putin had something big over on Trump. And I'll tell you what it is. I think it was the Russian horse, the peepee girls that visited Donald Trump when he was staying in a hotel in Moscow somewhere and urinated on him and he probably had hidden cameras and the Russian prostitutes were. Oh, because of the KGB? Yeah, because of the KGB set up cameras and audio equipment everywhere. I guarantee they have the videotape of Donald Trump getting urinated on by the infamous Russian peepee girls, the prostitutes, and he had that. And I bet that's what he had over on Trump. Well, you've heard of two girls in a cup, right? Well, we got Trump in a cup. Yeah. Yeah, now, who do I hate more? I'll be honest with you, Zuckerberg, Zuckerberg. Donald, people don't have to pay attention to Donald Trump. Donald Trump is an entertainer. Donald Trump was always a funny guy, an entertainer when he was on all, he was on everybody's talk shows and he just was an entertainer, period, you know? And of course he had that show, the celebrity apprentice, right? And you're fired, you're fired, you're fired, you're fired. He doesn't make me angry, what makes me embarrassed are all the idiots that worship him like he's a saint, like they wanna canonize him, but no, Zuckerberg is really a sneaking, sleazy thing to shit. He takes your personal private information, Sid, and he was caught selling it to companies without your authorization, okay? So that's what I think of that situation. Okay, now what I'm gonna do is, we can do a little, maybe we can have some fun, we'll do a little mysticism because I forgot to bring it, but I can go get it. My copper divining rods and the quartz crystal pendulum. Okay, let me go get it, I'm back. Okay, let's see what we're gonna do here. I don't know, it depends on what, if it's true that Bill Gates was involved in a lot of those accusations, the conspiracy theory accusations, I really don't have the answer to that, Sid. I don't have enough solid data proof to go either way, in my opinion. Is Bill Gates, worse of a person than Mark Zuckerberg, copper divining rods? No. No, it was booked, no. Yeah, is BC naturally a great cook because he is a single man that has experience cooking for himself? Yes. Okay, so men that cook for themselves because they have to, do they usually become very good cooks? Yes, I thought so. These women, these younger generation women, millennials, or whatever that say they don't cook, they don't do laundry, whatever. Is it because they deliberately have no interest in learning? Okay, so is it laziness? Is it also a feminist thing that they don't wanna look like a homemaker? So all this independent feminist bullshit, was the whole movement really started by man hating lesbians? Yes, interesting. Interesting. Is a single guy who just bangs women because he's put alpha to be held down, is he like a lion that can't be held down by a woman? Well, a lion is the king of the castle, a lion is the leader of the pride. As an animal goes, the, as creatures go, the lioness, the female lions, they're the ones that do the hunting and bring back the carcass. But the male lion is always the first to eat. Not even the cubs get to eat. He'll swat the cubs, like he'll whack them away. Oh, swat them away, man. The females, the cubs, nobody eats until, nobody else eats until the male lion is full. That happens to be true. That's just the way they are. But a tiger, which is more powerful than a lion, is a solitary hunter and a solitary creature. They only get together with other tigers to mate. Otherwise, they're solitary in every way. The video is saying, I only have one, I think it's because YouTube is holding you down and is afraid of the content you're putting on. Yeah, I had more, well, I had more at the beginning, but I think, well, YouTube is part of social media, so it wouldn't surprise me, but I get a lot more responses and attention after the show is finished. Oh, like, would they watch it later on, like say tomorrow or something? Yeah, like the week after the show is made, as opposed to the live show, pre-recorded version of the show gets a hell of a lot more attention than. It could be, it could be at Sunday afternoon, a lot of people are busy. Yeah. And here we have the one and only Thomas Metal 75. Come on, let's go. Heavy Metal musician extraordinaire and the originator, and I must say originator of Wildcard Wednesday, how are you, sir? Nice. Our good buddy, John and Ellie, move into a new place in Massachusetts today. He has moved to Massachusetts. Does this have to do with him moving in with a girl? Not exactly. No, that's why he got his own place, because if that doesn't work out, he's got his own place, right? Yeah. So he does have his own place in Massachusetts. Yes. Oh yeah. If you, it's a big mistake for a man to move into a woman's house because then they act like the boss. Oh, he's got no, well, I mean, I mean, he would just rather have his own place. Yeah, they start telling you what to do left and right. They bark out orders, things like that. You like that? More power. What kind of cigarettes does BC smoke? I wrote my own cigarettes, man, but if I ever had cigarettes, marbles. Now, Sid, did you know that Thomas Metal 75 is a fine cigar enthusiast and pipe tobacco? I was just gonna say. And pipe tobacco, by the way. Yes, he is. You smoke the roll your own if you must smoke cigarettes, will you? I just wanna tell everybody out there that like good cigars and pipe tobacco, that you know what would be the cheapest and effective humidor you can possibly get. Just get, you know, the company Yankee candles, they have the scented candles that come in a big jar with the heavy glass. I know where you're going with this, yeah, yeah, yeah. You use the candle until it's completely empty. You clean it out and there's your humidor right there. You can just put your humidification device in there and if you get the popular humidification devices on the internet, whether it's like the beads inside of the pillow kind of gel kind of deal or you get the gel tubes that unfortunately will take up the one size space of a cigar. You won't really necessarily have to, you know, stick all these devices inside of it to monitor. How hot is it in there? What's the humidity? Those things are you pretty much set it and forget it until it's time to get a new one or wet the juice again, yes. Oh, they have these humidity indicators that they sell for like reptiles and petco where you, you know, they have a Velcro attachment. You can store, they have adhesive. You can probably stick them on the bottom, maybe the bottom of the lid, the glass lid of the, the jar. Yeah, wherever you can actually read it, you want to obviously be able to read this thing, yeah. Yeah. Now, too bad the infrared, whatever they have, the laser thermometers that they use to take your temperature when you go to an establishment, too bad they don't have one with a humidity indicator. That will be good. There is, I think the Boveda or Boveda, I would pronounce that brand. I think they have some kind of a device you can stick in your humidor and you can get digital readouts wherever you are on your mobile device. That's about as close as you can get. What do you think of my new banner here for alpha male red pill conversations? A massacre on you. I thought that was a lung for some reasoning. Oh my God. No, that's a big one. Brontosaurus heart or beef heart, yeah. Same Valentine's Day massacre on our wallets. I just wanted to, and then we're back. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, you probably, I don't know, I think you should be able to, if you really, really, really know somebody, you should be able to anticipate what BS is and what's not on Valentine's Day in that person's life. And I think that person should be very, I think that again, if you've been married to somebody for a long while, you've known this other significant other for a while, you know each other well enough to know if all of this is just BS, right? Or you're going overboard a little bit. Know the other person before you start getting. Well, a rich, wealthy financially independent man would not even, be affected by spending a lot of money. If he chooses to spoil the woman in his life, it wouldn't affect them. But I mean, it's really, like, let's put it this way, you can show your appreciation for the significant other any time of the year. It doesn't have to be a holiday, you know, to go through the motions just because, you know, retail starts advertising that, you know, while this is the day of the year, you have to show your appreciation. The only day, the only day you should be appreciative. I just wanted to show you the thing. I got the British Navy Pusses Room, 45% alcohol by volume. Thank you for that. Yeah, circa 1655. And it is aged in charred bourbon barrel casks. So that's what makes this unique as far as rums go. I think it's made in Guiana, South America. British colony. British colony. So what do you got there as far as your bevelage? Well, ordinary, but not exactly. Even though it's in a Stella Artwall. Pilsner Erkel glass. Pilsner Steve Erkel glass. This is from the fine folks in Charlton, Massachusetts, the Treehouse. Whoa. This is a free to roam oak conditioned helis lager. Wow. I have, you can see that 5.0 condition. Wow, that is a fascinating craft there. This is, they utilize, so following a brief primary fermentation in stainless, meaning stainless steel tank, oak, or sorry, free to roam is laid to rest in a horizontal oak fodder or extended conditioning. Now a fodder, if you can imagine, is basically in layman's terms, it's a giant barrel, basically. Okay. Huge giant barrel that you can open up and put large quantities of these alcohol beverages or any kind of liquid in there for you to want to age to get that oak influence to it. And there's a thing called a salara cask out there, which sort of what you're doing is a lot of, I think Glenn Libet in Scotland does it where a salara cask meaning they have this giant fodder and they keep adding their distillate into that fodder. So it never is completely dried out. It's never completely clear of any liquid, but you're always adding new product on top of the old stuff, but the stuff at the bottom of that salara cask is gonna be old. Yeah, it kind of works like a infinity bottle. Exactly. Exactly. It's going, it's never fully emptied, so, yeah. So this has that oak fodder-looking label to it. And from what I understand it's aged in that fodder or conditioned or finished, however you want to call it, for 12 weeks, so it's a very quick aging process, but what it brings to the table, the oak, what that's bringing to the table is some vanilla, obviously some woody notes, but definitely a lot of vanilla notes is what I'm getting out of this one. It's a bit creamy. It's got a nice, I say a nice grainy quality, you can tell that it's really high quality grains and barley malt, and I mean, there is a little bit of like an oak spicy thing mixed in with those, I think they're using saws style hops. So yeah, definitely doesn't have any of the adjuncty flavors. It has a purely malt, bready backbone to it. So pretty nice, nice. This was a $15, $6 packet treehouse. So for treehouse beers, this is extremely cheap. So I had to try it, very good stuff. I like largesse, I always did. I like them, I like them. As far as a beer that you can drink often, that is not as clean. Super clean, maybe like a touch of a honey and there's a lemon or lemon grassy thing initially. Pretty good. Not syrupy, sweet, no, no, there's not a bunch of lingering malt weakness, no, no. What, how many hops, how many varieties of hops that go into these crab waters? Does it usually, it varies or? Yeah, you can do whatever, I mean, you do whatever you want to your beers to get the desired flavor, but I don't know on this one, I'd have to try to look that up. All they say is noble hops, I'm not sauce hops, noble hops. They say hops plural, that's all we know. Yep, good stuff, can't complain. All right, now, yeah, well, I'm going to, very soon, well, very soon, I might start it tonight, I might do it tomorrow. I wanna make the black bean soup with the smoked hawks, pork hawks, ham hawks, yeah, I can't, pork hawk doesn't sound right, but pork hawk sounds like I'm saying pork and cock. Ham hawk, ham hawk. If you think about that for a minute, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it don't sound too good. If I say real fast, it's a pork hawk, but if I go pork hawk, pork hawk, it sounds like I'm saying, or pig cock, pig hawk, it doesn't sound good either. It's what she said. Is it what she said? So BC, are you chowing down now? Yeah, the pork one's done, the potato's done, I'm chowing down, man. Here's what the turner of the pork one looks like. He did it in the slow cooker, no outdoor, it's strong. Now, what is that, it looks like a nipple, I don't know how to say it. It's a kabasa. Yeah, I put a kabasa in the center, what I did was, it was on James earlier, but the pork one, I went out one time, you know how you look at it one way, it looks like this, in the center, I poked the hole all the way through. And what I did was, is I put a kabasa all the way through the middle, and then cooked it in slow cooker. And what I did was, I put a layer of onions at the bottom, so I wanted to dry out the bottom of the meat or the meat in general. And it's so far really juicy, and it's falling apart really easy. So, now the flavors on there is really nice. A lot of that fat and whatnot from the kabasa got absorbed into the meat. And that's good, because it moistened up the meat, which is, again, amazing. So, and the added of the onions on the bottom also gave it some more flavor as well. So, I'm really pleased with this. I'm gonna definitely try this one again, for sure. So, this one's a keeper. But on the safe side, what I did was, is I got some butcher twine at the ends, and tied them up at the ends, so that the kabasa wouldn't fall out one way or the other. So, I hate it when my kabasa pops off. Zzzzzz. Zzzzzzz. Zzzzzzz. Zzzzzzz. We hate it when your kabasa pops off. We hate it when your kabasa pops off. Anyway, well, I assumed that the, like I was telling BC, the smokiness from the sausage and the fat from the pork helps to, you know, it's like putting the right stuffing in a turkey. You know, it kind of moisturizes all that white meat. You know, and I think a pork loin is a white meat, like a center cut pork chop, and they can dry out. I think you don't know what it is. True, mate. But yeah, I got two big packages, one of pork pig hocks, and the other one is pig neck bones, which actually have more meat on them than any other smoked, aside from sausage, you know, and neck bones are pretty good, smoked neck bones. So I have pinto beans dried, and I might do that with the neck bones and the black beans will do with the cocks, the pork cock. But of course, will you want stout sundae today? Eric? I want to see. You knocked out sundae this morning, no? What about you, BC? Yeah, I was on there. Yeah, who hosted John and Ellie or? No, I think Jay did, because John was building it. John didn't, today. Does John had, was moving to Massachusetts there. Yep, right at that time. Now, did he get like, does he still work for the same company, and he just transferred? I don't know, I don't know exactly where he's working, but he already had, I don't even know, I don't think it's the same company. Not that I really know, but I didn't get the impression that it was. And I have the impression that the job that he did get up here is almost an identical job that he had. Yeah, I couldn't decide. So I think that's on the, I think he said he was starting on the 7th of February. So he's getting stuff together pretty quickly here. That's for you. Yeah, because the Northeastern part of the United States is not reasonable when it comes to that. No, he is paying for his place, and I'd have to look it up to see what the dimensions actually are here. He's paying two grand an f-ing month. Wow, I mean, compared to Georgia. He said his internet and the cable stuff, he said he was in Georgia, he had to go through AT&T and whatever package deal he was getting there versus whatever package deal his Xfinity is getting up here, he actually said that all that was gonna be cheaper through Xfinity up here. I was like, damn, huh? Are you saving money somewhere, but not on gas, not on room and board, but he doesn't have to, I don't think he has, I think his heat is included, which is nice, he's done it, yeah. I mean, overall, the Northeast is expensive. I mean, it really is, you know, going from, I guess, Philadelphia and up north to Boston, maybe, I don't know about Baltimore, but yeah, well. It's got to be pretty bad, too, I remember. Well, Baltimore is kind of the shits. Nobody- Well, yeah, depending on where you're going to choose. Yeah, nobody wants to move there. It's like a big war zone. Don't be, yeah, big ghetto. Philadelphia used to have a really bad area in the north, I think in the northern part, but hold on, let me give, zoom in on this, he's superheroes. Yeah, Robin, you know, Burt Ward, he had a problem with his outfit because it was so tight, his bulge was, no, I'm serious, I'm serious. He had a bulge problem, the battle of the bulge, and for real, you know, and in those days, I mean, what can you do? I mean, you know, it's not much you can do to hide it, but this is the problem he had. Oh, the only one who's an ancient alien is Anjanalians. And his last name sounds like Sucralos, the guy from Anjanalians. I don't know what his name is. DeGiorgio, that's what I call him. DeGiorgio Sucralos. I think the other one is Childress, the one with the gray hair. Oh, the guy that's always going like this and backing up his head going, some kind, some kind. And once in a while, William Shatner is sitting at a big table with them. And from Rabbi Dude and some other, with a couple of people that are religious figures that are, I guess, equivalent preachers for their religions that seem to know their books of choice for their religion and interpret these books in these words as not necessarily stories, but they're interpreting them as actual historical facts. Oh, oh, crystals, quartz crystal pyramid. I mean, quartz, crystal, obelisk, pendulum. Have extraterrestrials been interacting with humans for thousands of years? Yes. Now, the structures they have found that were redated as being 10,000 years or older instead of the usual five, 6,000 years. It's just accurate in the age of these ancient structures. Yeah. And look, we have a wonderful, yes, the one and only from San Francisco, California. Whoa, shit. Oh, good day to you. What's going on? Michael Hilton, your team won and on Lambeau Field against Larry. Holy shit. That's awesome. Wait, what was the score though? Was it a shitty score again? No. 10 to 15. 10 to 15? No, 10 to 13. 10 to 13. It was a close game. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, one. But it was close and the field was icing up on Lambeau. Yeah, but that's the way they designed their field though. That's the way it's designed. That's the way it's designed. Yeah. And it's supposed to have, it's an open stadium. Oh, yeah, it's an open stadium. I just want to show, when he gets back, I want to show Mr. Michael Hilton my new alpha males red pill banner. The same Valentine's Day massacre on our wallets. Damn. There you go. And what's his name? He's four, wait a minute, Jack Frost is here. Hold on. No. No. You look a little chilly, yeah, my friend. You look a little chilly. That's what happens when you mix the beer man with the tummy. Oh, it's a, it's not a deep fake. Beer man is a breeze. He gets very ready to turn off your, you know, turn off your lights, use the fade button on the virtual backgrounds. He gets very melodramatic when he describes his craft beer. Mr. Beer man, he gets very emotional. That's how you do it. Like that, there you go. Yeah, it's his style. I wouldn't get emotional, man. That's his style. Yeah, no, he gets like really emotional, almost like he's being seduced by a succubus or something. Oh, so you're saying it's organic? It's all that fine herb that he's smoking that's giving him, that's opening his mind to interpret this beer in such colorful ways. Just like they, just like Native Americans in the Southwest used to use the Paiote, the psychedelic mushrooms for the purpose of seeing the spirit world, the spirit world. There is no purple pill. You're damn, you're damn too, there is no purple pill. Nope, Morpheus does not offer Nio a purple pill. No, they're only, they're only doing pills. They're about good and plenties, that's all. Yeah, that's what I mean. Oh, crystal pyramid. I mean, crystal, what the, what the fuck is it? A crystal. Crystal pyramid, or is it a crystal stone? Did you, do you agree that there is no purple pill? You either shit or get off the podge? Yes, yes. Jesus. Yes, yes, he says yes. Now, do you, are you really excited about the brand new metamorphosis of Michael Hilton? It says no. No, it says yes. It started saying no. What would it say no? It went right to yes. What kind of, what kind of YouTube business? What would it say no? It says right in the middle. Now, do you like the new, is the new intellectual Michael Hilton, does he have intuitive psychic abilities now that he, that were impaired in the past? Right. Yes. You were intuitive. You're handling it correctly. But, Yes, yes. Yeah, you can, yeah. Is this a team of bad asses right here? Team of what? Question, is this a team of some of the best YouTubers on the planet here? Is this panel a team of some of the best YouTubers on the planet, like a murderer's row? Oh, whoa, wait a minute. Yes. Would you consider us to be very well-rounded and intelligent in many different subjects, multiple subjects? Yeah. Yes. Are we just, are we the best damn thing in the Milky Way Galaxy, Pendulum? Hopefully not, Pendulum. I don't know if I go that far. Let me see. Well, I have very grand, grand day aspirations. You have a grand day, what now? Aspirations, my, my, my, my, It's called some fortunes. It's not day, that's fortunes. You have a grand day aspirations. Not aspirations. It's like bare ass essentials, bare ass essentials. There's only one S. Look, look, look how it's spinning with such force and vigor and vitality. Hey, dividing the Pendulum, you want to, would you like a beer? It says yes. I want to kind of beer the Pendulum drinks. Is it true that Arnold Schwarzenegger, is it true that Arnold Schwarzenegger says in German, they mixed lemonade with beer? You got to be lemonade with beer. No, it's called the Red Lube. So he's telling the truth? Do they usually drink this if they have to run through the chopper? You got to get to the chopper. No. Yeah, okay, okay. Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my. Boneless steak. Boneless steak, people, my little. Oh, what kind of steak do you make? Uh, I'm not using any bones at all. This is going to be a boneless tenderloin. Oh, tenderloin, ah. Oh yeah, one of the best steaks. One of the best steaks. Bart Robinson says, hey, Eric. Hey, Bart Robinson, happy birthday to you today. Yeah, from the South, the Western New Jersey outside of Philadelphia. There is no purple pill, brah. It's all red pill, ASAP, Sid. No blue pill, brah. Morpheus only offers two pills. Yep, Viagra or the Red Pill? Sid, Rack or not. Viagra is the Red Pill. He is one of our male rights activists. He's very active in activism, and he says there is no purple pill, brah. I thought the blue pill was Viagra. Wait a minute. There's no purple pill, bro. I asked somebody on my panel, not panel. I mean, the Facebook Messenger alpha male thing that I made and from Tennessee, Mr. Nathan Bates. I asked him about the, is Cialis the more effective than Viagra, and he says it depends on the person taking it. Some people get different reactions from different ones. I've been seeing a lot of commercials on TV for that service Roman, where it's nondiscreetly, you talk to it, you can get a prescription online through a doctor, and then they'll just send it, send this style of medicine to you, and it's totally different. That's totally different. You wrote it in package today, and then they're like, dragging the man into the bedroom on the commercial. Like what now? Could you, in the middle of the day, and like prime time television time, like when all the families are watching, these commercials are popping up like that. Can you imagine if Ricardo Montabon was still alive instead of advertising for Chrysler Cordova with rich Corinthian leather, he'd be advertising for the Roman, with Roman, you were not experienced, this function would be a thing of the past. Yeah, but the only simulation would be, he would have to have that chest that he had in Star Trek II, the red card show would be, so. Oh yeah, he had the low cut, the cleavage show, and when he was gone. The muscle or man boobs, or the boobs, Jesus. Now, I want to say that I think the new, the brand new, brand spanking new, you've been a bad girl of spanking new. Michael Hilton is the, I think he is the future. James Bond, I think he should. Thanks, man. I think he should, he should rehearse, he should go on a casting call for the part. He should audition, audition for the part in the next movie. You can not just say that. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Ba ba ba. I think I'm good. He got the gun barrel with the, Hilton, Michael Hilton. Hilton, Michael Hilton. I knew this guy when I was 18 or 21 in the disco, there was a guy that we called the smooth operator. And he had a little, it looked like a derringer. And it was a cigarette lighter. And it wasn't a real gun. And if a girl wanted a lighter per cigarette, you know, he would go over to her and the flame would come out of the little derringer and light a cigarette. So that's why we called him. He was messing with her. Yeah. Yeah, smooth operator. Now, what was that? Joe Biden was trying to grind you from behind there, right? Yeah, he was kind of strangling me. Bidens from behind. Bidens from behind. Bidens from behind. Bidens from here. Bidens from behind. When you're here, it was crystal clear. He wasn't Biden by the law. You know, how come when Biden talks towards the end of the speech, he starts whispering. He gets like low. I think he gets very exhausted very quickly, trying to do it. I think this whole budget is way too much for him. Literally, I don't think that. He's what, 78 years old? Come on. Yeah, probably. Now, what do you think now? You not only are you seeing the great Michael Hilton on the panel, but you're seeing the great Michael Hilton cooking his tenderloin steak in progress. Yes, having a lot of playing going on here, but I think we're making some progress. So we might have to switch over to another side shortly, but we are making our headwind. All right. I'm going to be very, very careful, though, because these flames are crazy today. The flames. Well, you know, my sister really loves her stove top grill. I got her for Christmas. You got her a grill. I got her a stove top grill for people that have gas stoves. And I cast out your plate that I showed you that what's up for the stove. No, it's like mine. It's like the Korean style. It's a doughnut. It's got a hole in the middle. Oh, OK. Yeah, I remember now. The flames shoot up in the center. And then the top is a nonstick dome sort of with slots. We open this. And then you put water in the moat around the perimeter. And it has a really, it has an outdoor grill flavor. It really does. That's good. That's good. I got it for Amazon Prime. And she loves it. Oh, Amazon Prime. Amazon Prime is fantastic. Oh, yeah, with the free shipping, you know, and all those TV shows and movies also. Yeah, they got movies. Yeah, absolutely. You got to read the reviews, though. You got to read the reviews before you buy anything. The reviews. Yeah, why is everybody sending so many nasty reviews? Everything works fine. You only write a nasty review for stuff that doesn't work. It's like some people just want to write a nasty review, a nasty review. Just a right one, yeah. Well, OK. Sid says, blue pill equals feminism. Purple pill equals middle ground. Red pill equals alpha male men's group. And you know what? Red pill for me. That is so deep and accurate. I'm going to leave it up for a few minutes. But that is really, it really gets me in the cockles of my heart. Yeah. Sid, your male rights activism, words of wisdom are right on the money. And as far as your other jabronis, jambalones out there there that don't have raising balls, that won't speak to bills. Yeah, that won't speak your mind on video, on video, and audio. They will on TikTok, though. TikTok. You know, my friend shows me videos from TikTok all the time, and what a bunch of freakazoids over there. I mean, I'm sure there's normal, smart people on TikTok. Yeah, there is. And talented people on TikTok. But everybody's on TikTok. He's most viewed website in the world, apparently. Yeah, but you know what I do or so? Clapper's kind of doing the same thing now in a way. But then again, I don't know. It's what I got out there. It was kind of like more, I don't know, like more real, I guess. Well, it's a Chinese-owned company, right? No, no, this is a different one. I don't know where it owns it, but I know it's a different company, but it's kind of like TikTok. What's it called? Huh? What's it called? Clapper. You mean like clap on, clap on, clap on, clap on that clapper. And they show the old lady, she kisses her hand, she's like. Yeah, but they've got a nice feature on there. Not only can you go live on there, but they've got what people call a radio. Now, the radio is just like a sound. Now, they'd be like us being here, but nobody's seeing us. It's like listening to an old-time radio program, like they would with TV, but only for radio. And it's kind of cool you get to do whatever you want. I mean, I hate to throw this out there in a way, to a certain extent, but it's like, OK, if you want to sit there naked and be on the radio, nobody's going to judge you because they can't see it. And you're just having a conversation, kind of like, well, we are right now. I hate to say it, but I've been out on the radio on some of these things, like clapper. Oh, man, there's people out there that end up having their phone with them in bathroom while they're taking a big old shit. And you get here, freaking flushing in the toilet, man. It's like, for real? I even had one where they were taking a shower. I was like, dude, come on, for real? Some people even have the perfect face for radio. Yeah. I mean, you could be naked on this one. Oh, what's better? What? I've been out there and I've contemplated a lot of this in my life. And nobody would know. Nobody would know because you're on the radio. Like, if you're doing a podcast on the internet, a live podcast, let's say you're on Twitch, or one of those, yeah, Twitch. See, the thing with TikTok is you have to have 1,000 followers to be allowed to go live on TikTok. Yeah. That's the problem. Oh, one of those jerk-off thresholds that they got. Yeah, that's a lot of followers. You're going to be doing some people on a watch, man. I want to say, I want to give a toast and say happy birthday to Bart Robinson. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Bart. Bart? Happy birthday, Bart. I take low-dose Seattleis for overactive bladder. $5 for 90-day supply. Pretty good, I guess. Really. Oh, yeah, I have an overactive bladder. Maybe I can get one of those prescriptions. You gave Bart. You gave me a gift, a gift of knowledge, Bart. In other words, my middle name will be Boyn, James Boyn-Madonna. I just wish we had a name in Southern one, such as Boyn. Boyn, oh, hold on. Let me do the Boyn. Jesus. That a cartoon Boyn? That is a Boyn Boyn. That is a Boyn Boyn. I have an excellent state employee. Oh, second, we should use that sound for something like maybe it will start getting into a certain topic that sound comes up. I should. I should do an audio recording of the Boyn and play it. Now Bart has got really good benefits. If he's got a state employee retirement benefits, he's got heavy-duty benefits. Hell, yeah. When I was in the teamsters, when I was working with Sifu, we had this old guy named Vinny Insignia. He was a, he had a seniority in the union. This guy who used to milk it, he didn't do any work. He just like, jerked around, he didn't do anything. He had seven, let me think. He had like seven paid six days a year. He had one month paid vacation per year. Whoa. He had five paid personal days, which means he can just take a day off and say, eh, you know what? I want to do this or I want to do that. And just take a day off and just get paid. They had to give him a. I didn't do shit. How was your weekend? Yeah, that, you know, he got paid like almost $20 an hour. And then if he worked, if he worked on Sunday, he got, he got time and a half. And I mean, yeah, this guy, like, one time, there was a, there was a puddle outside of the fish market. And I said, Vinny, I'm busy putting the fish away. Could you do me a favor and you, you know, go out mop the puddle. He's out there for 20 minutes, mopping the puddle. He's going back and forth in slow motion. Like trying to burn the day. Yeah. Damn. Trying to milk that one out. Yeah, talk about milking. Talking about milking one. No, no, no, it's not. Boing, boing, boing, boing. Boing, boing, boing. Now, now, uh, Mr. Cassidy was saying how much he loved Irish green and his coffee, but you could do the same thing with the rum chata, the cream of rum. Ah, there you go. Yeah. See, Alice, see, Alice, I'm looking at you, Alice, you're only, you're only. You're only as young as you can be, I don't know. It's only awkward if you make it awkward. Yeah, awkward if you make it awkward. There you go. You like that? Well, actually, these drugs, what they do is they, um, they increase nitric oxide, which is the reason why they work. No, no, no, no. Pimino acid, arginine's supposed to do the same thing, but let me tell you, I, I tried it, and it, it, nah, I, I sometimes, sometimes the, you gotta go with the drug, you know. I love how you, you, you, you see commercials on the TV. I could be completely wrong, so whatever on that, boy. They talk about EDB and a disease. What? That's not a disease, that's not a disease. Well, there's a, there's a, there's a young female urologist that has a whole bunch of YouTube videos on, on, on erections and, you know, and she's smiling from ear to ear, talking about. That's right, that's currently, thank you. She's viral all the time, but she's talking about dick. Yeah, she's talking about dick. Everybody forwarded my opinion, take off your clothes, thank you. And I think she, I, she does it for, so she gets her videos go viral, I think. Wow. Is she hot? Yeah, she, you do, you do her in a flash. She's, she's, she's, she's all right. All right. Oh, so she's like a fiber then? No, no, no, no, no, no, she's, she's attractive. I'll show you. Probably I made it, maybe. I put her videos on the, the alpha male messages. Yeah, I'm gonna laugh for you. I didn't add Eric, because he always quits my Facebook Messenger groups. Oh, I like it. The alpha male, the people can put porn if they want. I don't care. Yeah, I gotta say that whoever posted that one, put the one, put the glasses. That was a good job. Porn, that is good. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's, as long as, I mean, if porn doesn't lead to anything bad, if the person, if the person has intentions for it to lead to negative, negative things. Oh, hold on. Let me get a, let me get a bird's eye view of this. All right, we go. Michael Hilton's tenderloin. Stay, egg, spinach. Egg, it's like an omelet, egg and spinach omelet. Oh, no, no, I'm just doing a, what I heard were just, you know, very helpful food if you're not trying to have too much estrogen in your body. Spinach, eggs, steak. And then all I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna brown this steak for five minutes and then I'll let the meat rest. I'll let the meat rest for five minutes, don't miss. And then I'll put the steak on top of the spinach and then the egg on top of the steak. Oh, wow. And it's gonna be, I'm gonna also add some June bugs, hot sauce. June bugs, yeah, yeah, my cousin gave me this. It's a taste of the South and the Orient blended together to gratify your taste buds. I've been using the Trader Joe's hot sauces of various kinds. I like them very much. And as a hot cereal, the quinoa, the tricolored quinoa at Trader Joe's is also very good. Yeah, quinoa cereal? Yeah, tricolored, which has white, black, and yeah, white, black, and red quinoa combined. No shit, that is awesome. Yeah, yeah, very high nutritional value. Oh, I bet, I bet. Yeah, most cereal doesn't have that much value, so who wouldn't actually eat those cereal? I'm not degrading oatmeal. I still think oatmeal is great, but you can't have it like all the time. It's good to change yours, you know, so. Yeah, I mean, if I do get cereal, I would have to say it's raisin bread. So it's sugar for me. I like to use it. Raisin bread is good. I have my own sugar from Turbinato, Trader Joe's Turbinato sugar is the dry sugarcane juice with the molasses and everything in it, you know, so there's a lot of vitamins and minerals in sugarcane. That's good that you're a patient. Trader Joe's doesn't have online delivery and they don't really have an express lane. Once they have like a 10 items or less lane, but they don't have an automated lane, like Safeway does, so. Now you gotta have, I asked them, they say, well, they want us to be really into good customer service. I says, yeah, but you gotta have express lanes, like 10 items or less, five items or less. You don't do customer service unless you have to do customer service. Yeah, I mean, a lot of people that know the store really well, they know exactly where to go. They get their food and they're online and they want to get out. They don't want you to be bowing like the emperor, hero, hero, oh, you have a good experience in the Trader Joe, you know, they want to get out of there. Yeah, because they got things to do, man. I'm sure they probably got to buy their stuff to go home and make it. Yeah, I know, the girl works in a medical center that she lives like a half hour away. She says, if it wasn't for the Steetown supermarket across the street, which has low prices, international food, she says, by the time I get home, I don't want to go shopping when I get home. I don't feel like going shopping and, you know, and by time you cook, if you live far from the job, by the time you get done cooking, it's like, almost time for bail. Oh yeah, how much time do you really have left? That's why Instacart is really good. I'm not trying to promote certain apps or businesses, but Instacart is really, really good. So online groceries, man, you can save it and you can get your groceries delivered during your commute. During your commute. My sister uses Instacart every week, but I think I didn't really accurate with your products. Oh, what happened sometime? Yeah, more or less, more or less they are. I mean, my sister said that sometimes if the store doesn't have a certain item, they're either gonna tell you when you pick up the order or ask if something else for substitution is okay. Oh yeah, that's constant. Well, but at least they asked though. I mean, that's gotta be cool. Like if the girl from Instacart called and said, they're all out of, they're all out of- Like the more the Apple Slices. Would those Apple Slices be fine? Sure, fine. Or if they say they're out of pork neck bones and I said, you got any pig cocks? How did he pick cocks, hocks, hock, pick cocks? Is what she said. They're called ham hocks. Ham hocks, I'm sorry. Pig hocks. I think you just want to say that to people. Pig cocks. Smoked, pig cocks. It's like that old thing I'll skip with allegedly Shah-Qaeda-ry was it allegedly? An album cover, but it's anal bum cover. I'll say anal bum cover for a thousand, Alex. Yeah. It's an album cover. No, it's not. It's anal bum. You know, it was cool. Remember Family Feud when they used to have the Celebrity Family Feud, you know, like the cast of one show would do battle with a cast of another? Yeah. Yeah. They still do that from time to time now with Steve Harvey version. Yeah, Richard Dawson, he got old, man. I don't even know if he's still alive, but he was a, oh, hold on. Let me get a bird's-eye view of Michael's food. Okay, we got the eight, over the tenderloin. Over the tenderloin, so kind of like a Blackstone kind of a way to go about it. So, and there you guys go, all this flavor and you're ready to roll. You'll probably have some leftovers later. You know, it'll be a great addition to that spinach omelet. It's feta cheese, like, or any good cheese. Yeah, Boston? Yeah, yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, what do you do with your steak, James? What do you guys do with your steak? What do you guys do with your steak? How do you cook your steak? You do it with pasta. I like, I usually do the russet potatoes with extra virgin olive oil and Himalayan salt, or if I have sour cream in a house, I'll load it with sour cream. Usually with the steak, which I like, I like it red in the middle, you know, medium. A little rarer than medium rare, like, and then you know. How long does rare cake? Now, while rare is a little too undercooked, but a medium rare, I would say like a few minutes on each side, it's like chicken breasts. Yeah, you don't want to dry out your chicken breasts either, you want to do, like, I don't know. Put three minutes on a higher temperature on each side. You can't do that. Yeah. What I do, I usually have steak with hot sauce and usually a good steak sauce like an A1, or I'll try, I'll try a different company if they have it. Like, I used to love Lee and parents, but I don't see it too often. You know what James, you might like, honestly, Justin, an organic steak. This steak is from O Organics, very, very good. Organic, I don't really believe that, but as long as it produces quality stuff, I mean. Is it grass fed beef? Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure it's grass fed and not conventional, not like that shit they do in the middle of California. Well, once I had a black Angus grass fed ribeye steak, black Angus grass fed, it was, man, was it unbelievably tasty and good, you know. Tastes a lot better, right? Yeah, it's like, like, if you got a chuck steak, never get a bone list. Like, if you wanted to save money and you wanted to go for the chuck, don't get a boneless chuck with the fat trim. Get the one with the bone in and the fat, the marbling. That's the chuck steak that's good in the tender. Don't get bones. You know, the bone in the marbling of fat is the tender beef of the chuck steak. If you get a really lean steak, like even a New York strip, sirloin, if it's too lean, if you don't see marbling, it's gonna be a bit too lean, marbling. No, I'm quoting the song Maybelline. Maybelline, Maybelline. Maybelline. That's the category on Jeopardy, an album. Yeah, an album. Maybelline, why couldn't you be true? Why should, I say Oxblood Forge has one of the finest album covers. Oh, that one? I found your hosel. Any new songs? We're recording in the second week of the park with some new stuff, so we're still doing that. Oxblood Forge is one hell of an indie band. Let me tell you people, heavy metal indie. Man, you all motherfuckers on iTunes, dude. Oh, yeah, whoa, yes, yes, we're on the tunes of I. You're on the iTunes? You're on the iTunes? Yeah, they're on iTunes. I don't know why they'd be calling it that Apple Music shit now. Word. As seen on iTunes, Oxblood, so that's it, as seen on iTunes. That's right, yeah. Yeah, well, we're recording on the fourth. Another four new songs, we'll get some production done starting in March or that and see what happens. Now, once your mustache gets curly enough with the beeswax, you should do another one of those images, Eric. Oh, Jesus, like when you get strong enough and you wax the ends and curl it up. Maybe Alex the beer master should get a mustache. Oh, yeah. He should get a mustache, he here. Yeah, because he's got that dopey smile. Or draw your one, no, I mean. You know, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen involving Alex the beer master is when Ronald J. Tyrrio visited his residence. Oh, yeah. And they did the video together and he kept on making these funny faces, man. It was hilarious. He was cheesing. It's some legendary man, because everyone's a legend. Oh, right, we're gonna see some food here. It's fine, it's fine. Oh, wait. Hold on, here's the look. It's fine, yes. And yeah, that's it. That's all I wanted to show you guys. So I'm gonna go ahead and mute. I'm gonna go ahead and mute here. So, yeah, there's that guy. You're doing this not bad. You're good, all right, all right. Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy. Bart Robinson says, I really like the Trader Joe's spicy black bean dip. Two bucks a jar. Oh, I never had the black bean dip, you know? I would like to try it with the blue corn tortilla chips. Oh, good. But that is awesome. Get a bag of the organic blue corn tortilla chips and get the spicy black bean dip. Or I can do a nacho platter with those chips and dip and just add some like Trader Joe's habanero hot sauce on top of that. With some, I bought a Trader Joe's shredded Mexican cheese. It has like, it's a combination of cheeses. Oh, yeah. Well, they're actually related. Those two, I know it's just great. There we go, habanero hot sauce. There we go. Yummy. Yeah, I'm a bargain. I'm an educated consumer. I research and study everything. You know, I shop like, I'm very crafty when it comes to shopping. Yeah, I would take the blue corn chips, lay it on a big plate, put the black bean dip and habanero hot sauce on. No, first I would put the cheese. I'm sorry. That sounds delicious. First put the cheese on the blue, the shredded cheese on the blue corn tortilla. Then I'll put the black bean dip with the habanero sauce on top of the cheese and then put it in a large skillet with a lid. Because why open up the oven just for a nacho platter? Put the lid on it and let that cheese melt and let everything get nice and hot. And that must be an awesome nacho platter from Trader Joe, a guarantee. I smell something strange. I'm gonna go see where that aroma is coming from. So you three gentlemen, feel free to do promos or anything new, anything that kills your fancy. Hold on, let me get a different avatar. Anything that tickles your fancy. Ooh, this might be, you guys might like this avatar. Okay. Anything that tickles the fancy. My tomato frog is soaking his ass in the water. Station identification. Well, I just want to say that you can see Mr. Eric Fraunfelder on Wildcard Wednesday on occasion. Which is Wednesday night, 7.30 p.m. Eastern time. Oh, Wildcard Wednesday is on Thursday nights. Oh, you're on Thursday now. Oh, I didn't know that. Wednesday is definitely on Wednesday. Oh, Wildcard Wednesday. You give him my drift there, yes. Every Wednesday, as long as we can bring a wine beer spirit. I get it. I didn't have cause, beverage. Let's have some fun and I'll ask is you know to do. Yes, and then he's also, sometimes he is on other people's shows. Sometimes when they call his agent and they offer him a sizable of salary, he will show up on other people's shows. Seltzer water, but just water. Polar Seltzer water. From a great town of Worcester, Massachusetts, the Polar brand. You know, I had Polar beer in Venezuela when I was, the same name? Polar, Polar. Yeah, with the Polar beer, Polar beer in Margarita Island, Venezuela and it was cheap water down beer, man. It was like, it was horrible, it was terrible, man. And you know, you could also see BC, occasionally with myself on Fandango Friday with Ronald J. Terrio, and he also does his own reviewing, BC beer reviews. Now, and don't forget, now you can find Eric Farnseltzer at Thomas Middle 75 on Massachusetts Beer Review YouTube channel and the Facebook page. And Michael Hilton, you can find on Mondays, when he's available, he does a show Monday night. I'm not sure what name he's calling it, because sometimes he changes the name, but he's there. He's there. And what is your, what is the new name of your YouTube channel, Michael? The mute button, the mute button. Yeah, you're muted. Am I unmuted? Yeah, yeah. All right, all right. I thought to change it for a while, but then I just changed it back to Western Mike, so. Western Mike. Western Mike. Okay, Western Mike, his shows can be seen live stream from Western Mike on the YouTube channel. And he gets a good deep subject and he analyzes our existence in this. I try. Our intergalactic existence. Good luck, Michael. Well, hopefully we're not alone in shit. Yeah, Bart Robinson likes all these organics. It's an ACME, ACME. How do you mean that brand, that Wile E. Coyote buzz room? You mean Wile E. Coyote, the one that gets a big anvil dropped on his head all the time and he survives it? He's got a lot of lives there. Yeah, Coyote's tough. That's a lot of ants, ACME product. I don't know. I don't know if it is. We have ACME supermarkets here. We have ACME supermarkets here. I think that's originally a Philadelphia supermarket company, if I'm not mistaken. I remember Stop and Shop, which was a Boston, they're a massive bar. It was Stop and Shop and Bradley's department store. Jesus, Bradley's, wow, that's an old name. Are they still around, Bradley's? Hell no. They went belly up, right? Oh yeah, they did, yeah. Seriously, we went to the next round for me, 10 minutes away, it was a great spell, I loved it. That's where I have my old Red Sox cap from Bradley's department store that eventually wore out. They must have died off. I don't know, it was either the late 90s or the very early 2000s. Man, it was like, I would hear when we turned the spirits in, nice man. Man, the spirits were nice. Wow, it was even older than Bradley's. Yeah, and for us around here, it disappeared back in the mid-90s. I was like, really? Man, what was that other one? It was another one. Look at the miscellaneous scale. Laying a little sarcasm on the show here. Look at this, the sober bonds. Oh, he's the sarcasm. If you don't like it, then you have a million other channels that you can listen to. And if you like it, then great. But I'm gonna do what I do, and you're gonna do what you're doing. And I'm not objecting to you, am I? So, and I think you guys, beer people, I love you guys, but you pull that shit with everybody. And I think that's what may impact your views sometimes. So, let people upload what they want. Well, I think what they should do is respect other people's lifestyles and continue doing what they wanna do because they're grown adults. And respect others. Just let people do what they need to do. Or at least you're not decimating your brain cells or you're not accelerating the aging process by being living the sober lifestyle. I'll have a beer every now and then, but I don't wanna hit the wall. Right, exactly. I mean, look, my brother-in-law has a problem. He can't have anything. Nothing. Nothing. And his demon is vodka. Once he has a sip of vodka, he's in trouble. But he's doing good now. He's doing okay? Yeah, moderation is not part of his life. And he tried it and it doesn't, it won't work. That should still work. But if moderation works for you, more power to you. But don't, yeah, don't put down people that have to live the sober lifestyle. That's what I'm trying to say. It wasn't a nice comment that he made. Let me get back, let me show. Hold on, we have the great Ronald J. Tyrion. Drunks are jealous of sober folks. Well, they're getting their life together. Sober folks are doing positive things with their life, that they couldn't do in the past, you know? I can't drink all the time, fellas. Sometimes you just can't entertain it. You just can't entertain that shit. Don't let anybody make you feel guilty about it because listen, I remember when you were in big trouble with the alcohol and you would literally fall asleep or on your sofa during the live stream. You just go to sleep, yeah. You gotta do that, man. You're trying to live stream, dude. You can sleep on a live stream? No, yeah, you fall asleep and I don't know what time you woke up. I don't know what time you woke up back then. Bradley, they were- Not for about another two days. He bumped in 2001, Bradley. Parent, a company will also own a staff room. Well, that's pretty good what you're doing, right? And then you also don't wanna, you don't wanna have a problem, like let's say you're at your favorite restaurant or pub or something, you don't wanna, if somebody has a problem with alcohol or if they have an alcoholism problem, there might be an issue in the establishment where the owner might say, hey, look, you're out of control, man. You gotta leave. Hey, 86, 86, 86. That's embarrassing, you know, you don't want to go into that thing. No, no, no, no, no. I've been 86, I've been 86 a couple of times. I've never really been banned, but I've been 86 a couple of times and it's not fun. Means that you're not allowed, not allowed to go. So I've been putting, I've been putting out a couple of times and it's not fun, it's not fun. So when in doubt, going by the limit that the government says, just, you know, I wouldn't even do two beers. I'd have like one beer and then you're just good. You're a gold. So long though, you can stick to the one beer. If you can't stick to the one beer, then I would just mix it. 86. Yep, 86. 86, hate that shit. Nect or bar, someone from restaurant, bar, et cetera. Oxford language is different. I've had that happen to me. Yes, I've had that happen to me. It's not fun. It's not fun. Yeah, it's a bad situation. You know, I mean, it really is. But then it also teaches you how you can be a bit better going forward and just, you know, what your limits are. I mean, beer, beer, beer tubers have limits. You know, I'd think that, you know, they do. So why can't I have a limit? Yeah. Good to have a limit. Mm-hmm. What the limits are? Let me show. No, that's not it. What happened? Did it disappear? Man, you got me thinking about Bradley's now. Holy crap. Yeah, Bradley's apartment store. That was again, again, there was one next door. East Coast. East Coast. Wasn't even 10, maybe 10 minutes from my house, but it was. Bradley's? Yep. Next kind of over from Manfield in South Foxboro, Massachusetts, almost Patriots. And East Coast is in the state of Rhode Island. Hello, East Coast. I got to get together with him at some point. That'll be cool. Collaborate on the internet together. Bradley's. When was Bradley's, when did, when was Bradley's founded? Oh, good question. 80s, 70s. I think it was the 80s. Had something up. Let me open this thing. The parent company is, oh, it's older than that. The parent company is Stop and Shop. Go figure that. Headquartered in Braintree. Oh, really? So Stop and Shop owned Bradley's. Yeah, from 61 to 92, they owned it. And they got started in the year 1958 is when they were founded. There you go. Old company. What did you have? You had Bradley's. You had, I guess, BC mentioned service merchandise that must've gone out before that. You had Caldor's. Caldor's. Caldor's, I remember that. I remember it was another. That sounds pretty pernice. It was a store, the department so-called Alexander's that went belly up. There was, I remember Abraham and Strauss. I remember a Stearns that was in New Jersey. Yeah, yeah, there were a lot of department stores went belly up. I'd rather alcohol to be a hobby rather than a life problem. Yep. Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, because when Ronald does, let's say, dawn bus, he'll do a taste challenge, let's say. And, you know, he'll smell and sip a specified amount. Usually it could be a one or two shot glasses full of a certain product. Probably like a monster of it, something. Yeah, yeah, he doesn't like drink like a whole bottle of hard liquor. Hard drinks, but yes, yeah. You get intoxicated. He doesn't do that. It's just, as a taste also. Right, right, to do the show. It's like, let's say you, BC, let's say you did a solo craft beer review and you did a solo video, one, one, let's say Imperial Stout, let's say it was. You did the review. Now, when the show's over, if you wanna have another one, you have another one, you know, nobody sees what you're doing at home. And it's like, yeah, I was on a Frigida Stout Sunday, it was like, you know, I did my review on there, I only had one and the one ain't done. So, hey, a big deal. Yeah, exactly. I mean, gotta see what I'm drinking now though, right? Coffee. I like these, bitch, I do what I want, live streams on YouTube. They're always fun. Yeah, it's, now I lost the stream chair, the stream chair. You're a banner? Won't show up, yeah, the banner won't show up now. It's like that pencil neck geek that runs StreamYard who looks like Zuckerberg without the big nose. You think everybody's a pencil neck geek, dude? You know, in other words, I got the page right here. The banner is right in front of me. Yeah. Ah, okay, well, that's funny because Ron and James make fun of people who pass up. I think that's the pot calling the kettle black. Why is my alarm going off? I, time to get up, time to get up. What are you been doing, James? I think that, I think the St. Zuckerberg is trying to infiltrate my smartphone. He's got short number, he's got short number. He's got my number. That number is up. The Eagle B control free gig. Hey, Greg Swenton, how are you this Sunday? Hello, Greg. Ronald says, I am drinking Tecate from Mexico. Introduced in 1944. That's a good beer. I've been to Tecate, it's in a far Northern Baja, Mexico, it's like a border town, like Mexicali, Tijuana. Yeah, Tecate is a really good beer. Just something about beer down in Mexico. Something about beer in Mexico. Rolling Rock isn't bad. I never made fun of anyone passing out. I said, I thought, I thought it was a bad thing. Good ol' Rolling Rock. Yeah, good ol' Rolling Rock. You guys can make fun of drunks, that's okay, but don't make a sober joke, very contradictory. Ah, ah. Not sure what you mean. I don't know. Valentine ale, I remember that was the first ale I ever had is Valentine ale. Fried flounder, try to say that fast. Fried flounder, hoagie. Okay. Fried flounder. Hoagie, that's different. Flat foot flounder, fried flounder, flusy with the flod. Delicious, it is Rolling Rock. Never had Tecate. Tecate is good, that beer is good. Could drink it all day. No one is making fun of drunks. No one is ever making fun of drunks. Okay, here we go. Now, if anybody makes jest of drunks, it is, is it like, is it humor combined with empathy and compassion? Yes. So they don't mean any harm towards the drunk. Is that correct? So what you're saying is it's possible to care about someone's wellbeing and find a humor in them passing out. Okay. Now a sober person who is happy, who is trying to live around, is that anything to feel guilty about? Just trying to make a decision. It's getting a little aggressive up there. No. No, what I mean is are they, they're pretty much saving their ass. So that's a good thing, Penjal. Well, saving your ass? That's gotta be a good thing. Yeah, it's kind of self-explanatory, yeah. We gotta make sure that thing's calibrated correctly, right? Probably, yeah. Yeah, yeah. One plus one banana. No? Okay, good, it's calibrated. You gotta make sure it's calibrated properly. I will store it to default settings. Are you fine-tuned to the cosmic energy that flows through the intergalactic space? Eric says he's not fine-tuned to the intergalactic energy. Okay. Are you happy, ecstatically happy with how the great Michael Hilton turned his life around for the better? Excellent. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah. If a person with alcoholism defends his lifestyle or her lifestyle, a little too enthusiastically is that because they are trying to cover up the embarrassment of alcoholism? Yes. They already knew the end of your question. Okay, now it's back to the illustrious panel. Let's see. Oh, you do run, run. You make a phone call. See. I gotta run. See you guys soon. Whoa, okay. You gotta run that quick. All right, take care. All righty, that's not my set. Oh, you do run. You make fun of a BC every time on your channel when he falls asleep. Don't act like you can go rewatch it for yourself when Druski Bruceki comes on as a stumbling drunk. It's funny, but only in a sad way. So if he got straight, I wouldn't ridicule him. Actually, I had a conversation with Druski on one of Michael's shows and he was 100% sober. He was like a totally different person. No, it seems like that's him lately, yeah. Yeah, he was like a normal, smart guy, very, very pleasant. I mean, he wasn't the same. BC fell asleep from a long day at work, not from being loaded. Get the story straight, get the story straight. You don't know the facts. You can't really talk if you don't know the facts, you know? He called himself sober bond, sober bond, whatever you say. Oh, sober, yeah, yeah, sober bond, yeah. Sober bond, is that like Flex Seal, the infomercial bond, like a strong bond? Yeah, bond, deal, yeah. Let me tell you, that Flex Seal, the Flex Tape, I wouldn't trust a boat that's held together by Flex Tape, man. I mean, it's like 12 rolls of Flex Tape, though. Oh, okay, it's a multiple layers of Flex Tape. If he realizes he needed to cool it on the boozing, why would I make fun of that? Miscellaneous Brew Review says, I'm stone cold sober. I know what I'm talking about. Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, I see the points on both sides, so. Well, the truth is that Mr. Tyrion knows that you get up very early for work, BC, if you're exhausted, you're tired. I miss when he was at two, so I mean, he knows. No, I was just talking about that with you earlier today, man, it was like, you know, I don't know if them guys out there know, but I generally get up around 3.30 in the morning. And I know, you know, we're not, forgive me for saying, but I know you get up early too, but for me, it just affects me differently. So I'm just talking, so. That's why Ronald and myself thought that you can still join the early evening shows, but we have to get your score right at the beginning. Like when you do a review, we have to hear the whole story, everything to review, and then give a score. You can't, you wanna, I'm tired of that. I think I'm gonna call it a night, boom. And then you say good night, and you're coming. This way, Mr. Tyrion is able to put your score in the scrolling marquee. Yeah, so. And then yep, Ms. Laney's Brew Reviews. Yep. Did Michael Hilton have to visit the porcelain throne very abruptly? Yes, and is Michael Hilton's new lifestyle? Has he been detoxifying a little excessively lately? Yeah, so he had a good reason for having to split, was he on it, did he have to get prepared for a hot date? No, no, no. Okay, whatever, you know, he was on for these days. You don't necessarily have to go out. Anyways, it's a Sunday, I mean, what's good to do on a Sunday? When he has, I just told him, I don't want you to come on when you're having brunch in a restaurant, because you know, you're chewing and you're eating. I don't want to disturb your meal. Yeah, but you know, he was kind of like that anyway, to a certain degree. I mean, he talked a little bit here and there, but it was mostly a challenge down. But see, that works out though, in our favor, because we had four people, and we had three people talking while he ate, so it worked out perfectly. Well, I was trying to encourage him to get into his alpha male red pill deep discussion, his psychological stuff that he does on Monday. That's what I was trying to do. All right, what Ontario says, it affects me too, because I get sleepy at night. But what did I hope? No, I didn't, what? Yeah. So I don't drink at all. Now, if I was just joining, I might fall asleep. Now, Mr. Terrier, did you watch San Francisco play on the frosty tundra of Lambeau Field, on the crispy field? The crunchy, crispy, frigid Lambeau. As I watched it, and I was hoping Green Bay would win, but the punter made that big mistake, the punter. Perhaps he wanted to go watch Nickelodeon. My time marathon, Nickelodeon. Listen, I listen, Nickelodeon, they're the ones that has SpongeBob, right? SquarePanel, I like, I think SpongeBob is very funny. I like SpongeBob, but I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna leave. To watch SpongeBob live stream show where the subject matter is educational and deep for SpongeBob, I mean, I can always watch SpongeBob. Don't they play SpongeBob 24-7 on Nickelodeon anyway? So I mean, catch the time. There's some YouTube channel that is, some official channel for SpongeBob that must be Nickelodeon people running. It's just 24 hours a day, like it's all just the episodes. All the time, it's all the time. But it's at a GI Joe channel like that on YouTube, where they play the old, old GI Joe episodes from the 80s, 24-7, and it was like, yeah. But, now I think that's real old-school football is when you play on a frozen field. I think that's really... I can't, but they... Yeah, like when the Minnesota Vikings had a totally outdoor stadium. Was that where the twins played Bloomington, Minnesota? Yeah, they played on a frozen field. And then when the Minnesota Vikings? Yeah. Yeah, the twins. That's baseball. Minnesota Vikings played on a frozen, open frozen field. That's SpongeBob, everybody. Eric knows what I'm talking about because he said something about it, too. What's going on here? What's happening to me? Well, oh, oh, oh, oh, here's my hat, looking like SpongeBob. To BC's defense, I mentioned it when he had fallen asleep and I said it on the live stream. I said it might be, it would be polite, probably run if you took him off the stream just for his own sake there. And he goes, well, well, somebody, I don't know if it was James that mentioned, I said that, and then, and then he just didn't do that. That would have been nice. Are you talking about the show where Michael Komaroff? Look at that for you. Michael Komaroff. Now, I wasn't there. It was, yeah, it was a Ronald's show on Wednesday and it was the theme show, right? Either Wednesday or Friday. I don't remember what day it was. Michael Komaroff. What was the Friday? Wednesday. I think it was, was it two weeks ago or three weeks ago? And Michael turned his alarm, his alarm on his phone. It didn't wake up. And it, I mean, yeah, but then if he were to, if he were to boot him off the show, what if BC would have woke up and went, hey, what's the big, what's the big idea here? They kicked me off. Well, that's what I did get up. It was around 1030 and obviously it started kicking in. It's like, okay, the show's over. I missed like so much of it. It was like, yeah, time to go to bed. So it's what I did straight to bed. So that's why the best thing is to get it all over with in one shot, the review, the score, boom, right at the beginning and that's it. And that's it. If you get sleepy, you can say. Yeah. I mean, I hate to say it, but I know it's happened twice in a row. Both times it just came out of like nowhere. And it was like, they say, I'm sitting here doing my review of the thing. They say, you know, they go out to the next guy. I've watched it and they say, you know, it shows over with it. It's like two, three hours later. It's like, what? Yeah, no, BC is not going to get upset by little things like that. I don't know. I know that. I mean, yeah. I've already kind of talked to a lot about it in a way. It was like, you know, I want to hear it. I felt kind of embarrassed when I passed out on there, but actually watching it, it was like, you know, to me, it depends. I'd like to say to my, I guess you could say, you know, I want to hear I was embarrassed. On the other hand, re-watching it after the fake. It was like, it was kind of funny in a way. Because it seemed like it came out of nowhere. What's the camera came on me? It was like, what? So, I mean, I don't know if it was a good story, but hey, so. You know who's super touchy is Ronnie Simpson. He's extremely touchy. Like he'll get, he'll get, he'll demand that I send him a link. Not Jesus. But then when he comes on, he's a dominatrix. He tries to dominate the whole show. He cuts everybody off. He interrupts everybody. No, this is where I say, this is where I say on, on the whole, well, Wednesday thing, you know, let's have fun. And all I ask is you're not a douche. This is the thing when I say, don't be a douche. Don't just come in and like, start cutting out people after, right? You can still have a lot of fun without, without stepping over people's toes. There's a certain individual that lives not too far from Stubendale, Ohio and the, and the West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. That's the way that people in Hollywood and the, and the Western movies say Virginia, Virginia. Like Alabama. And he's a, he's a, he likes a certain macro beer. And he, the. Hamon's, Hamon's beer. Yeah. It's, it's named after a certain part of a pig that is often made into sandwiches. Big belly. No, it's a pig's ass. Hams. Now he, he cuts, he cuts, he's a dominatrix too. He cuts people off left and right. Now, Pusser. I needed another Pusser. I needed another Pusser and not that I would, I had any zits to squeeze on my body, but I needed another Pusser. Because I wanted the cap for the thing I showed you. You should be able to find that in any wicker store in the country. Yeah. The, the, the two lovely caps that I put in my cracking bottle. I've got a bottle of that sitting on my counter right now. What, cracking? Yeah. You got cracking rum? Oh, that's good rum. It's great, right? It's not cheap though. No, that's why I still got the bottle for that. It's probably a lot of what they're doing, but it's good though. You know James, who this man in the chat saying random crap. You know who Hester Parsons is? No, that's, that's a Russian bot that, that's a nice infiltrate. I don't have ranch abilities, but I can certainly report this mobile. There's a whole bunch of them though with different names. It's the same gibberish. Yeah, it was happening a lot. It was happening a lot across. I mean, obviously it happens, but it was happening a lot more than I've known it's recently or last week. Yeah, I get that every now and again up my comments. I know in the three stooges, when the three stooges were in a courtroom, the guy says to Curly, you order in the court. And he says, oh, I have a ham sandwich. Yeah, a ham sandwich. Now, you know, talking about a sandwich, I like places that give me a lot of meat. I like the, I like the mile high, whatever, corn beef, hot pastrami. I don't like people that try to use iceberg lettuce as a cheap filler. So they got me a little bit of meat. You don't know if you need it. Well, if I'm saying this as if you were to go to Burger King, right? And get a whopper, which is decent for fast food joints. But how many ounces, you get like 10 ounces of mayonnaise and probably like five ounces of iceberg lettuce. I'll shred it up and it's all, those are the two ingredients that fall all over the place. I just spilled my pusser all over the place. Now my bedroom is going to smell of, Ooh, rum, rum, that's not such a thing. Oh, it's spilled on my, it's spilled on my mouse and it's spilled on my keyboard. Oh man. Now my mouse is, oh, it's still working. Oh my God, hold on. Don't wanna drink any more of it. Too much pork and salt on that. I'm talking about sandwiches and cheap filler and all of a sudden the pusser goes flying. Russian spam, don't eat it. Anyway, talking about sandwiches or my grandma, they used to say sandwich. Yeah, I've been known to say that a couple times. Where's the beef? Where's the beef? I wanna see meat. I don't want to know like this much. I had a, so after I helped John and Lily move, I went to grab the new subway, what is it called? It's a Baja Steak and Jacket. Uh-huh. I guess it's okay for the most part. I feel like not the best place, the subway is not the best place to go get a steak and cheese by the way. Which I mean, it's just not like eating what you would think of as a traditional steak and cheese. They just are very stingy on the meat, but I mean, this new Baja, whatever Baja Chipotle is, I don't know what the Baja thing means. That had a little bit of spice. The pepper jack had a little bit of spice. I added some pickled jalapenos, that was really nice. So I guess overall it was pretty good, but if you were to get a steak and cheese, paying a little extra for the double meat, but then again, I think you could go to the pizza shop down the street from any subway and get a much better steak and cheese by far, as if you need me to tell you that. Yeah, it's like out here for me. I don't go to subways. If I want to sub, I gotta go to Tubby's, Tuzzo, yeah. Tubby, Tuzzo, Tubby, Tubby, Tubby, Tubby. Well, I got my, I got my, hold on. I'm sure there's delis all the place for James, you know. I got my wonderful, I ordered these on Amazon Primus, microfiber. It comes in different colors and it really is very absorbent. Very absorbent. What is the name brand on that? What is the brand on that? It's a real funny name. It's a, it's a, it's Jam Well. No, I have, I have the Jam Wells when they appeared at the Dollar Tree. I don't know. You know, eventually, you know, if an infomercial is not too successful, it ends up in the dollar stores. Yeah, but you know what, that guy that would do the infomercials for that? Kelper now. The Jam Well, but that one product he was doing was a slap shot or are you gonna slap your nuts around? Yeah, slapping your nuts around in that little thing. Yeah. Look, I'm slapping my nuts and you're on TV. I could deal with him, but that smile on the Flex Seal guy, that weird smile on him. Oh yeah. Oh, about that Chef Tony man, every time he tries to introduce a new painter or a knife set and it's like, dude. You know, I have one of Chef Tony's knives, the bread knife or the carving knife that goes through frozen meat. Yeah, how is it? Yeah, check this out. This is the slap chop if you were from Massachusetts. Oh, with the jack chop, you're gonna be in a great mood all day cause it's gonna be jacking your fucking pumpkins away with the jack chop. Fuck it. You love jack-o-lands, you fucking hate coven them. It's Halloween. You got trick-or-treaters up the ass, your kids are running around like retards. You ain't got time to be coven a motherfucking pumpkin kid with the jack chop. You can have a pumpkin count in just minutes. I'm fucking serious, dude. Watch this shit, all right? With regular knives, it can take forever. They're not safe for kids, but watch how the jack chop slices right through the- Oh, fucking, oh, oh, oh, oh. Cut off your fucking finger, no fucking problem. Jack chop, now they're gonna charge you a dollar at the CVS for one of them fake plastic pumpkins, but with the jack chop, you can have a real one and be the baddest dude in revenge. Now when you're covening your jack-o-land, you don't want it rolling around, falling down the steps, lighting your fucking kids on fire. So all you've got to do is lift it right up like this and put it down on the- Put it right down on the fucking- Put it on the fucking- Oh! Nah, am I right, am I right? What? But you got to watch out, because some pumpkins are queer. Now it's time for the face. A happy face, a scary face, or a syphilis face. Oh, okay, here we go. Now, all right, sometimes depending on the pumpkin, your skin can be real tough. But here's the best part. With the jack chop, all you've got to do is wet the blade with a little spit. Fucking cat! Fuck! Fucking cats in the house! Ah, that's fucking tender. Other knives, they get bacteria in them. They make you cry, you're making me cry, forget about it. But with the jack chop, there's nothing to clean, dude. Watch this. One. And your fucking Dunkin'. Now you got time to run to Dunkin's, rob a pharmacy, shoot some OCs, or drink a strawberry quick. We're gonna make Halloween fun again, one pumpkin at a time. And if you call now, you're not just gonna get the jack chop, we're gonna throw in a fucking glow stick. Freed. Watch this. You take the fucking glow stick, you stick it in your jack-o-lantern, looks boss. Oh, fuck! Give me a Pakistan! That's my eye, that's my eye. Come here, come here. Get over here, get this thing, the jack chop sells for $19.95. But if you call in the next 20 minutes, cause you know we can't do this shit all day, you're gonna get the fucking glow stick, free. Here's how to order. Call 555 Jack Chop. Call now and you'll get the fucking glow stick, absolutely free. You call, ask about our layaway plan for people in Lynn. Call 555 Jack Chop now. For people in Lynn. Yeah, he really have a Boston accent. Holy crap. He says, we can't do this shit all day. That's what the Sham 1-O guy always says. Can't do this shit all day. Yeah, the jack chop. Fire Marshall Bill, it's like Fire Marshall, oh God. Yeah, let me tell y'all something. Or what was that other guy that had that, like the pocket fisherman or the road history? That's Ron Popiel, he's dead. Yeah. Now, when he showed the flex seal, we were laughing too. Yeah, we were laughing at all the flex seal commercials. When he saw it, he cuts the boat in half and yeah. You know what, so did we ever do the, Peter Popoff Miracle Springwater, the TV evangelist? No, Peter Popoff, this week, but Jason in here. But I guess, yeah, Jason did it. Yeah, Jason brought that up where the woman was healed and she threw her crushes up in the air in church and started dancing, she went to the jig. Hallelujah. I'm cured. This is really funny there. Angry internet people, yeah, I don't know. It's like the Angry Bird video game. Okay, Ransack the Universe by Collective Arts. That's a beer, that's a beer from Ontario, Canada. Pusser, pusser, pusser, pusser. I'm gonna have to be more careful when I pick it up. Otherwise, I won't have any pusser to put in me coffee. In me Expresso, that will be a good alcohol legs post. Oh, pusser, yeah. No, I think he's talking about the Ransack. Oh. The universe. Oh, yeah, the rum would be good, too. Well, yeah. You? I like, but you, so you have the, you have the crack in that you're saving for a very special occasion, right, PC? Yeah, well, got a couple of different roms. It was like, you know, sometimes I do take shots or whatever, it's on a rare occasion. But mostly when I do do shots, it's vodka, so I don't know what it is, I just love vodka all the way. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you and my friend Jimmy, my friend Jimmy LaBourie, he's a vodka enthusiast, too. Pusser, pusser, don't spill it on the floor. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Well, it kind of went everywhere, so I guess most of it evaporated, so I didn't have that much to clean. But yeah, I get, when I order the microfiber rags, it comes in a big stack of all different colors. And they work pretty good, really. They're very, very absorbent. Oh, man. Very absorbent. So anyway, well, you know what, we did a good show. We've been on three hours and 10 minutes. Minutos. Yes, going on three hours and 11 hours and 11 minutes. Are there any more whimsical videos that you have come across, Eric? Whimsical? Whimsical. I mean, you know, like. I like the last one played. Any new Oxblood Forge songs that you haven't played yet? Yeah, but yeah, we are recording the, again, that is the, I think that's a March 12th of that weekend of March 12th. We have four songs coming down the pipeline, and I don't know exactly what we're really gonna be doing with this set of material here. I think we're gonna get it recorded and see how it comes out. We're either gonna record it where we're going. Our singer used to, our singer, if he used to, or that Spain is still around, he's been singing in another band as well. And their guitar players got a pretty decent recording set up, so we're gonna try and see how he might produce some of these songs. And we're gonna, I don't know if we're gonna, I guess we're gonna take the material, see how it turned out. Maybe we'll wanna do some post-production on it, or we might just take what comes out of that and try to, I don't know, shop it around and see what we can do with it, sorta kinda commercially. We'll see what happens with that idea. I don't know, it's easier said than done, trying to do something next level with your music, but we'll see what happens with this material. Yeah, that'll be great if you started like going on the road and performing at different famous rock bars like that. Yeah, I mean, the idea, something really special has to happen though. The idea that you can do all of this and make that your only, your sole source of income is absolutely ludicrous these days. Oh yeah, you have a day job. You can't be happy. That's why a lot of these musicians and bands, they do other things within the musical community to supplement their income, whether it's musical lessons or they link up with other companies and products and work with those guys. They can't, you can't just tour and make money, but wouldn't it be nice? That's what I'm passionate about. Wouldn't it be nice to be sure? Even if it just is a serious hobby and that's where it went. So be it, at least I... Yeah, or you would have to be, you would have to be book solid to say, you know what, it's time to leave my day job. Yep. Yeah, you couldn't, you know, not like a gig, one gig a month or two gigs a month, it would have to be more than that. Yeah, anyway, that's the story going on there and see us on Wildcard Wednesday nights at 7.30. Yes, yes. All right, Bart Robinson. Yeah. Jay Terrio, B.C. Beer Reviews, Sid, Eric Fraunfelter, Masumi, Miscellaneous, even though he was a little cantankerous, a little disgruntled, miscellaneous. Thank you. East Coast, LQ, whatever, the views, who else was here? I'm not even gonna mention the bots. Oh, speaking of bots, you ever watch a show, BattleBots? That's fun. I love that show. Yeah. You ever see it, B.C.? Yeah, I've seen a couple other shows, yeah. BattleBots? Yeah. Yeah, it's like TV. Yeah. You used to be on Sprite TV. Yeah, that was on some other channel, but it's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun to watch, you know? Tombstone was the all-time champion, but they've been losing Tombstone. Anyway, then it was... That's a great movie, by the way. Oh, yeah, with Kurt Russell and... Who was that? Kurt Russell... Wasn't... Not Sam Neal, but Sam Neal. Sam Elliott. Yeah, Sam Elliott. He played Doc Holiday? Sam Elliott? He played Virgil. He played Mal Kilmer, wasn't it? Yeah, Val Kilmer was... Kurt Russell played White Earth. Yeah, Val Kilmer. Yep. Yeah. Was Kevin Cosner in that? No, he wasn't in that. No, no, no, no, no. But he was in... Was it? I don't know if it was open range, though. Yeah. That was another good one. Yeah, Dancing with Wolves, open range. Yeah, Val Kilmer was one of the best Batman's, I thought. I was kind of the keen on Michael Keaton. He was too puny to be a Batman. You ever see Michael Keaton? He's like a little wimp. He was a good Beetlejuice. Yeah, I loved him with Beetlejuice, yeah. I watched that. I thought he was a superhero. He keeps getting fattier every single time I watch him. Yeah, the first Batman was Kim Basinger. Jack Nicholson is a Joker. And Michael Keaton is Batman. So back to all the Western stuff before we actually legitimately try to end your stream, I guess, right? Didn't we call this thing? Tombstone is a different movie than Wyatt Earp itself. And Wyatt Earp, the movie called Wyatt Earp. Kevin Cosner was Wyatt Earp. Okay. That's where we're getting that from. That's why I thought of Kevin Cosner. And Dennis Quaid, of all people, played Doc Colladane. Gene Hackman was, I don't know who Nicholas Earp was, but he must have been one of his brothers or something. Yeah, all right. And the rival gang was the Clans, right? Yeah, the Clans, yeah. Tombstone, you know, there's a very haunted saloon in Tombstone, Arizona called, I think, the Birdcage. It's legitimately very haunted. It was a saloon and, wow, a hotel, but they're really, it's really upstairs was always the bordello, the cat house. The bar was kind of the rest stop or before you went upstairs. Yeah, they had the bar, they had the little poker room, you know, and get drunk enough so you don't even realize you're spending all that money, man. I mean, if you played poker or you played poker in those days and you won too much money, then they try to shoot you. Yeah, because they thought you were cheating. They thought you were cheating, so you can't win with the poker games, but you know, you know, and could you imagine the sexually transmitted the STDs that were floating around back then? I mean, yeah, I mean, this was the time before penicillin. So whatever you got, you got for life. You got it, and also they didn't bathe like we do today. You know, they took a bath once a week or something. Yeah, if they were lucky, yeah. Yeah, they were near by the water, yeah. Families used to share, they used to share as a dirty bath water and a big metal tub. It was really disgusting. I mean, life's not a section. But thankfully, I have my high-volume shower head, CyroFlex from Italy, they're very powerful, and it's the only way to fly is high-volume shower heads. No low-flow shower heads for me. They are. Yeah, so anyway, thank you, everybody. I am hungry. I'm going to go eat. Peace, all guys. Peace. All right.