 What are we gonna do? Hey guys, welcome back to my channel sometimes I just torture my dogs and other times I make shitty beauty videos. I'll get back I wonder what this week's gonna be seriously like you guys keep watching my makeup videos So I guess in that case I'm not gonna stop making them because it's fun for me So this does exist on the internet and it looks amazing It's called opposite or reverse contouring where you just put the opposite contour in the opposite place So if you would like to learn how to opposite contour dislikes video Just keep watching because I'm a professional. I can see up your shorts Yes, I can wear jeans. I know you're not. I can see your deck. I'm a girl I'm this like video so I can just like video Yeah logs off YouTube logs back on YouTube dislikes video again. Don't stop disliking my video I'm just gonna get started here guys. If you want me to stop making YouTube videos Guys, if you want me to stop making makeup tutorials then stop liking them so much Usually when I contour I just use like my own human tears I think I'm gonna do this like nice like let's do all the highlight first What do you say? So the places that you usually would highlight are like all of these. This is reverse contour That's ruined normally be darker. Yeah, I'm getting mind fucked already. Are you getting mine for oh 50 shades docker. Oh my god Someone tweeted a black-and-white picture of you eating that pickle from the live stream earlier And it just says 50 shades darker Gotta get in here because what we want is the let to hit up cheekbones and bounce out Because your cheeks look sore and broken My cheeks don't look broken. Okay, my nose looks broken. You're already looking mad fine Well, finally the outside matches the inside broken beaten down sad tired Don't judge me, okay Stop judging me. I look like Voldemort. You're a muggle. You can't get Muggle I look like I'm waiting in line behind Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Just trying to get in that bathroom because I got stuff to do. You know Do you think Paris Hilton still does hard drugs She still does fondant Julien's watching the simple life for the first time ever so please ignore all of his Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie jokes from a decade ago thoughts Like look at how big and beautiful my forehead looks I'm serving some Owen Wilson in the nose. I need this up in here now I've officially given myself almost no eyelid I look like an amphibian that belongs in a river. Give me a smasher pass right now Look at my nose. It looks like you're three noses Slowly turn your head to look over your shoulder Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, smash Love it. We have to break up right now James, you owe me a bond on chat Now I'm gonna go into all the places that I would normally highlight with a deep heavy contour to push them back into my face If I laugh at any point in this video and you're wondering what it is just assume it's your fucking face Now the trick is to get this contour Nice in in these lines and crevices crevasses You know, I thought you'd be a little more open-minded you watch an awful lot of face-off in that show they do it well though Don't forget about the cupid's bow. I promise you this isn't meant to be offensive, but like I have to highlight my cupid's bow Oh my god, you look so weird Why do I look weird? Don't look at me directly, no don't Smash your pass Smash, pass, pass, pass, pass I'm gonna start blending now. Is it getting better? It's looking like day three or four after a bad sunburn Let's get some good highlight in here. I gotta make these hollows pop, baby It kind of just looks like you dirty up your face You calling me dirty? Who you calling dirty dirty? It looks like you're trying to do a sparring race and like fell at the start line Smash? Give me a little goatee bit You literally look like I look like my father Smash? No! Smash? I look like a Carly just like a dirty old man Now what? I think it looks good You didn't do yourself any favors but you also didn't ruin your face It's not the worst thing I've ever seen Loves it Don't fist me and say it loves it And fist you and fist bump you Jesus Christ Loves it Ooh, you know who I look like? Sammy sweetheart Run! Stop! Sweetest bitch will ever be Loves it Alright, so there you guys go Here's the finished look I think it looks really natural and nice I look like I went on an expensive ski resort We went off-roading for dick And we found it Oh, did we ever? That's what everyone always thinks when they see this color They're like, that's not gonna look right No, it looks tan That's me, I'm tan on the outside A pale goth wood elf on the inside Wood elf Yeah, that's me I'm a Breaton Dragon mate Smash or pass? Smash Pass, pass, put it back in, put it back in Sun, sun Well, I mean, I thought this was gonna be a little more dramatic than it is But it was fun doing it And you know, I gotta be honest I like the way this mustache looks It's gonna be $5 Bring that ass Give you a mustache ride, boy What are you getting me for Valentine's Day? Wipes Wipes? Yeah, butt wipes Butt what? I hope that you've thoroughly enjoyed this beautiful reverse contour tutorial You basically didn't need one You just put everything in the opposite place where they're supposed to go But you're welcome But yeah, make sure you subscribe to my channel I put it into videos every Wednesday slash Thursday Smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash What, incarnation? I'm not following the camera Dude, knock everything over Oh my god