 Warzone 2.0 just made a massive mistake, and that mistake is Global Proximity Chat. Now whenever you come up on another team in Warzone, both you and them can hear everything each other's teams are saying. So what really happens when you put 150 Call of Duty players in the same lobby where they can all hear each other? Well, I just had to find out for myself. Hey guys, I know we're all new to the mics and like open lobby chat, but I just wanted to like genuinely say like hello and like what's going on. What the fuck? Shut up. Are you still- Damn. Damn, it took one second. Damn, did you get it? Yeah, yeah, no shit, bro. No, like, I'm just trying to ask about your day, bro. No, no, you're your friend, friend, bro, friend. Oh, damn. Y'all jumpin' in my head. Oh, you wish it. That is the biggest Johnstay. Damn, that shit loud as fuck. No, no, it's fucking chaos on Feezy. All right, all right. So I'm gathering. All right. Hey, no, since we're all like in just a warzone lobby, like we can tell each other like some secrets that just shit that'll never get out. So what's everybody's secret? Uh, I dressed as a girl on the weekends. Oh, yeah. Hey, hey. I had sex with my cat. Okay, that one's a little worse than the first one. I feel like I'm gonna throw up. Yeah, these people did admit to some heinous shit. I gotta be honest. Hey, do you guys have mics? Shut your ass up. Man, and bro, I'm trying to make a fucking friend, bro. Ah, catch me this guy. Shut up. Shut up. Sorry, Nana. That was all 150 people in the whole fucking game talking to me right there. I can hear the peaceful water. Now I get to make friends. This is my favorite part of the day, if the game ever fucking starts. I don't like this. I feel like I'm playing fucking Roblox. Hey, does anybody, um, I'm on the, no, friend. I'm a friend. You guys are playing third person, but I'm just looking for my person. Anybody out here looking to date? E-daters, man. E-daters, man. E-daters, man. That shit is cringe. That's what I'm saying, dawg. That's not, that's not, but that's real shit, though. Lan. Nanogenics. No. And yes, they didn't spend money. Dan, he said, get the fuck out of my way. Uh, does anybody want to say my name? Okay. Barry Creep. Barry Creep. Creep. Together, they are the three sweatiest gamers on this lobby. And their goal is to make a single friend. All right. Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop. We're going to the observatory. We're going. Observatory. You're the same observatory. I think I can breathe. Oh shit. I'm sorry bro, please spare me bro. Oh shit. Can I have a word with you? No, man. He strayed fuck me. Hey. Any Gulag fans? Oh no. Oh, Makito, you're my teammate, bro. Me and you. Me and you. I live my life with third person. You know I'm ready to live with you. No, you don't live in third person. I live in third person. I live in third person. I live. I live. I live in third person. I live. I live in third person. Let's go Makito. Hey, I had all four people in that lobby time. I'm going right through the chimney. Call me Santa There's no gulag for me in hell. I got enough. All right, where's the thing bring it back bring it back? Yeah, all right. We're going to gas station. We're gonna get some money and we'll buy you back, Kenzie Oh, hey, please don't you we're passing by in a car, bro. We're good. We're good. All right Hey, we wanted to switch cars. We're still we're not mean. We're no, no, no Pick a pace pick a pace. Hey fucking mean as fuck out here, man. We don't have time for this. Just don't die Hey, please don't shoot us man. No, no, it's not to it's not to do That was my best fucking friend, man. They took his fucking legs They're coming for me next mercy mercy dear god Now you ain't gonna you ain't go fuck me my ass, bro. No, no, they fucking got it, bro Oh, I bet you can't find it. No, you ain't even go find me, bro No, I have the international hide-and-seek champion bitch. You ain't go find me What are they talking about? Hey, what's up? I found you Wait, you heard that what they were saying no, it's the same as taking but she I can't repeat what they said Wait, are they're not normals no, there's not normal trios. I swear I'm to play quads. Yeah Okay, then ours oh we got one How the games been going so far for you Exactly us hello lobby. I have a helicopter if anybody would like to get on just let me know through the proxy chat I'm looking for a pegging partner right here right here We did I don't die stay alive watch each other's backs out there the boys are truly back in town Are we dropping boys? Okay? We're going to hydroelectric. I'm dropping out. Whoa anyone here ever had a hot teacher Oh My math teacher got me kind of bricked up for real. She talked a lot about numbers, but never gave me hers I'm out of whip the old 2005 real quick. Oh, yeah, brother. Can you can you pick me up? Yeah? I got you a brother. Let me in there in the hatchback. There you go I'm a comfy seat. I've never lived this long. Here we go What we're gonna do that you call this the bad thing you wouldn't do that Oh, there's a helicopter up here. I'm gonna try to get to this helicopter. Oh, did he get up there before me? So that I'm here. I have some news for you, brother. No, I went the wrong way I need to pick up gang pull it in Lurko pull it in pull it in catch me fellas Now we got operation breach the fortress. I'm about to shoot my shot looks like we're going in drop us off of the building Oh, come on breach it clear breach it clear the building Kenzie Where where are you Kenzie? Okay? Well, we have to climb up there Jesus Christ There's a cartoonish amount of people in between us The random was on the ground with us I need to find a place to buy you back, but I need to get out of here. There's too many bots Jesus Christ the whole building surrounded Yes, I'm getting out of here if I can I'm quite nice of the game. Yes, I see that as if you've in your your map and ping me a spot I could buy you Oh boy, I sure hope nobody the hearing my mind kills me right now while I'm walking to the store No way People that are killing our friends. I'm coming back. How do I get down? I'm stuck on the building just jump off Then jump into my helicopter Where am I going the black the black side for that. Where is it? It's is it the marker? Oh sheets. I'm sorry I Was looking for the legs I am be hopping. No way. There's be hopping at this game. How do I be hop you jump that's it Hopping no, there is no be happy. I lied to you. I was Sorry I had to do that to you man nothing He's on top of the mountain I marked him I marked him Yeah Give us back the high ground once you lose the high ground you lose the battle I'm not I'm a good guy dude. I'm a good guy, please Thank you Isn't there like a there's like a team up button isn't there maybe we could team up No, I'm a better player than I'm leading on you know, I really like we should be a teammates coming in peace Are you gonna be coming in pieces if you mess with me? That's all I'm saying. I'm saying yep I'm gonna piece right here right here. Yep. That you oh, that's that's you guys Hey, hey, hey peace peace peace up here. Look, I'm gonna shoot next to you. Okay. Oh, there you go. You guys are good You guys are good. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, got you got you nice. Nice What's going on guys crazy to see some Oh, hey, is this guy on the ropes with you? Lovely to see you guys Yeah, yeah, let's get awesome back for sure That's that's my teammate reinforce We need to buy awesome we need to buy awesome back you guys need some cash. I got 1900 in my pocket $500 that's peanuts All right, I dropped all the cash I have that's payment as far as I'm concerned like we are even Stevens Oh, yeah, yeah, we're all good. We're all good. Hey, listen. I do have to ask is this a banable offense Team-wiped team-wiped team-wiped Oracle oracle just fucking snap Oh We're teammates Let's fucking do this shit. No, hey, hey, if you're if you're going against me and nano genics I got a bad news for you you ain't winning this one. I think I got bad You got banned Hey, how's it going? Oh my god put the gun away man How is the lobby gonna start in 30 seconds with seven people We gotta get the easiest war zone win of our life if we lose this we're we just deserve to lose This is the emptiest. I've ever seen a war zone lobby. We're gonna get our first win. We're actually gonna win I can't fucking believe it Clutch up and just win out of the way. So where are we going? I don't want it to be crowded I don't want to drop too hot. Honestly, what if the rest of them are AFK and we just wait and land with them and body I'm we get an instant when we speedrun war zone. Okay, we're waiting. We're waiting We're waiting and landing with them if they drop out we drop out This might be a war zone speedrun. Wait, I drop job job job job job job job job job land on the island I think we just won this shit. Oh, we got one job. We got one job right here one job on me I see is this the only guy in the lobby? He's just in the air with me He's on the roof. There's two people here No, I down one guy, but there's another guy right here. No, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna be in the girl I'm for 40 seconds. Fuck I down one too. I just couldn't clutch and kill the second guy How are we still so split with this few people in this lobby very be careful there? We could double team them if you just like wait funny that Yeah, you're my good one. I died No, no, no, we get our good. We get our good log second life No, we'll be on a team if anything, but we're not gonna have to fight each other We just wait out the timer. We'll get a free respawn Are we really about to load back in to fight a 3v4 on a bat? We're gonna have to wait it out and then we'll get to the final ring and then we're just gonna have to clutch up and win This is a huge sign by the way, they get a not in the late not in the late game when we wait for I'm If we wait till late game, they don't get their free respawn. I'm out of the gulag. I'm out of the gulag I'm on the train we got guns to spare for real What happened? Oh, I hit the wall Get on the train Oh, wait, Nana, Nana dropped off. We got to go. I figured we should start looting and like actually start gearing up for this We need to win this. Oh, you know what we could do we can get money and buy you a B. Oh Smart they're probably doing the same thing though. They would never think of that We're being hot. Did they know where we are? Oh shit We're actually why did we land so close to them? Hang on? We should get a car and drive away because they're really kidded now No, I'm coming to pick you up, Kenzie Oh Hey guys, you got one more Get on that get on that they're rude. All right now. I'm going to drive as far away as possible I don't know about you. I'm actually pretty content with the war zone two right now All right, I'm looking for a reason I guess they probably are they like we want this fucking win and they're ready Am I getting out? Oh, I was stopping at the store to get a UAV now. Oh shit. You got enough for one? Yeah Are they running? This is a chase situation now is a chase situation Holy shit, they pulled up on us For 3d for a 3d for that was pretty intense They almost caught us at the fucking Bucky's holy shit. Oh fuck. They're all fuck. They're coming Should I get the helicopter? Should we go for the helicopter? Bullshit, how did they get to the helicopter so fast? I didn't know we were fighting CLT6 All right, that that Somehow unironically that is the most fun I've had on there all night. These are bot names. These aren't even real people No, don't say that Look at this credit sequence It was just us and we lost Embarrassing