 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing King of Retail. It's combining my two job experiences in life. Games and Retail. Guess which one I like more? It's Retail by the way. I love just middle-aged, entitled people shouting at me. It's my favorite thing. Oh, okay. Let's create a manager. Custom logos. Hold on a second. What have we got here? I just went into my thumbnail folder and I've found Among Us. Maybe we can use that. Among Us is popular right now. There we go. Can we use that as my play image? It's on the windows. I don't know why it still says King of Retail. Like I... You know what? Nevermind. It doesn't matter as long as Among Us is on the windows. It's so popular right now. People can't resist coming in. Alright, this person is definitely not a human. First name. Store. Last name. Man. Yes, I am a normal store man doing store stuff. Welcome to my store. I hope you like my human face and hair. What do I have? Corporation mode or entrepreneur? You know, I'm more of an entrepreneur. We'll go with that. Wait, where'd my logo go? I spent a lot of time designing that. Oh, I got a back. Okay, good. I called the store Strip Club by the way because it just kind of looked like one. Just with the neon and everything. And my normal human person believes that will bring people in. Would you like a representative to come by and give a tutorial of the game? No, thank you. I don't want anyone coming into my house. This is my store. This is my Strip Club. It's so confusing. It's like you look and it's like, ah, Strip Club. Among us, but there's an idiot among us. I think the idiot among us is me for sure. Oh, the writing is mirrored on the back. Perfect. God, the world feels so, I know this is a cliche, but it feels so alive. Wait, quick game. No, I was just exploring the open world. It's just confused because all the windows seem to have the same things. Oh my God, it's back here too. I should just open one of these stores. They must be in demand. What do they sell? Shoes? By the looks of it? Weird. The shoe sales seem to be so up when there is no people in the city at all. Okay, what do we got here? We got to buy a delivery unit. I'm not sure that means, to be honest with you. All right, what will I buy? Will I buy some fruit? Will I sell fruit? All right, I could buy beer. Beer better for you. I buy beer. Put that right in front of the door. People like beer. Just painting the floor. Brilliant. That looks lovely. Now paint the walls as well. Oh my God, this is the most obnoxious looking store. It'll help though because I'm in camouflage now. So if any cannons come in, I just blend right in with the walls. They won't find me. Drag articles here. No articles to display. Wait, is these articles? Okay, we have some articles. 20 beers please. And now I need a delivery unit and a storage unit so they can actually deliver it. It's just so confusing. Honestly, article delivery. Special delivery. What? I am on my way with the articles you ordered. See you in a moment. Where is he going to deliver them? Oh, there's someone outside. No, wait, wait, give me my articles. Hold on. Wait, those are my articles. Please let me sign for my articles. Please, sir. I can't go past that boundary, I'm afraid. Okay, we got a delivery unit and a storage unit now. Now, me just need a marketing computer. Okay, I think we're good. Request delivery. Come back. I have a space for you now. Oh, look, here he comes. Look at all his legs. There he goes. Lock the door. Lock the door. Only this for Sims. Thank you. I'm taking the boxes from here to just put them over there and then taking them out. Add articles. Please add my articles. Okay, I think I'm figuring this out. Honestly, it is the most confusing UI I think I've ever seen. Okay, good. We're getting our articles up here. I just want to sell beer. That is it. Oh, this store is going to be a hit. Okay, end day. I'm ready for my first day. This is going to be such a glorious opening day. Wait, that's a lot of rent for one day. Wait, I'm making an advert? Oh my God. Your computer. Store man. Oh, fix it. Okay, let's see. Can I hire some people? I'd like to hire some people. I'd also like a loan, please. Can I take out a loan for 50,000? Yes. I would like another loan for 50,000 and another loan for 50,000. Look at that. I'm already a massive profit now. I am the king of retail job application. Let's see. Hello, I am Avalon. I live with my cats and I'm looking for work. She signed off with Cia Avalon. Not great for a CV. I'm going to be honest with you. Experience had a lemonade stand as a child. She signed it off as later. All right, you're getting an interview. What is this? I don't understand this interviewing system. All right, let's teach you in register. What does this even mean? I have no idea what is going on. Suggest wage one an hour. What? I mean, I figured I'd match what you made on the lemonade stand. All right. How about this? I'll double my initial offer. Two. Why are you getting angry? Ten. Are you serious? All right. How about this? 250 an hour. As you went for that, you're a tough negotiator. I'll give you that. We might need more than one staff member and I've got the money for it anyway. The store is making bank or no, actually the bank is making bank on the loans that they gave me. This person's CV seems absolutely great. Everything is a positive except for the fact she admits she'll be at her phone at all times or is she just saying she's waiting for the call? I don't understand. Either way, you're getting an interview. Look at this. She's a fantastic employee. I would assume I have no idea what these mean. She's getting paid less even though she's way more qualified than the other one. Last interview of the day. First of all, I love the color of your shirt you're in. All right. There we go. Those are my staff members and this is employee of the month hanging over here. Okay. I think I'm ready for tomorrow. Will we start the day? Shall this tune plays every day I wake up on my way to go do retail. I just get so happy at the thought of doing retail. Wait, why? Why is it so early? No one wants to come to a strip club at 7am. Are these my staff members? No, they're just random people. Wait, come in, please. I will not get out of your way until you visit my store. Can I harass people? Can I talk to you outside? No one's going to come in if I can't harass them. All right. You're on sales. I don't know. You can be on marketing, whatever the hell that means. I don't think we need marketing. This business markets itself. Oh, we have a customer. People are first customer. No. They left. That was immediate. I just realized I don't have anyone who has the register talent. So I have to use the register myself. Well, in that case, you're absolutely useless. This must be so intimidating for the one customer. There's like four staff members just staring at them while they look at our sole display case that just has beer in it and not even a variety of beer. Just one. One of them is freaking out. He's walking into a wall. All right. You're doing absolutely nothing. Unlike Jude over there. Look at that. He's patrolling the entrance. Are you buying something? Please buy something. Yes. I made a 50. The bank will be paid off in no time. Jude, please do something. What is everyone else doing? Where is the other lady? She's back in Googling. Trying to make a better resume to get a new job. All right. Let's also sell pants. How about that? It won't place for some reason. I have no idea why. It's kind of freaking out. It's going over to the left. What is going on? Do you want something? Yes. Buy something. Do you want beer? That's freaking expensive. Look at all these people that want to come on in. I haven't seen this store before. What do you sell? Paints or no pants? Sorry. If the perfect one shows up by my buy it. Ask about following. What? Computers? We have a wide selection of computers. I have no interest in that at the moment. What is this? Am I trying to convince them to buy beer? I'm just going to start mashing things. It's working. What is that? Who is that? I think someone just shopped. Lifted me. I think he walked off with a beer. I just convinced her to buy a computer. She's just walking away because we don't sell computers. Don't fucking whistle at me. I'm not going to serve you now. I'm just going to walk around doing laps. I'm pretty sure he's just stealing stuff. If I don't get to the register in time. Okay. The store is closed. I'm going home. If I can figure out how to do that. I don't know where I'm going. I'm going down some back alley or something. What is this? Okay. Fantastic. Okay. We lost about 10 grand. Not bad for a first day. Can I give you a course on how to use a register? Because that would help a lot. All right. I'm advertising shoes. And we're going to put out an ad in this magazine. Whatever the hell it is. It's the daily news apparently. But there must be nothing going on in the town. Because it's just blank. Is that my ad? Is that it? I don't understand it. Okay. We'll advertise people. And then I've got one with beverages on it. Can I place this too? No. I can't fit them all. Okay. The beverages one. There we go. That's the front of their magazine. But I can see my store from here. Look at it. It's glorious. What is this? I'm so confused what this is. I don't know why there's a gap in my wall. Okay. Before the store opens, can I start selling pens please? There we go. It's working today. Fantastic. Computers. Yeah. We're selling computers now too. Perfect. It's the most expensive gaming computer we have. There we go. Buy a lot of those. Okay. Magnolia. Are you going to take care of the shipping? Yes. You are. It's fast too. I don't think the computer is even going to fit on this shelf to be honest. Okay. We added. Okay. That's fine. I don't know how that's working but fine. There we go. And there's the pants. She's buying a computer. She's buying a computer. Oh wait. She's getting beer. Beer and computer go together like peanut butter and jelly. You need help? I help. What can you say about your assortment? I mean what? Can I tell you about her computer? I'm in desperate need of that. She just bought one. Start mashing buttons again. There we go. 100%. Okay. Buy another computer. There you go. Yes. Go grab another computer. What's better than one computer? Two computer. 4,810. This is where the money is. Hello. What can you say about your assortment? Computers. I don't really understand the conversations. All I know is this man is buying a computer. Wait. He bought a beer instead of a computer. Must have been confused with the dialogue himself. Yes. Okay. The real customers don't need convincing. I'm wasting my time with all this haggling and whatnot. Like why do they all need help? We sell computer, pants and beer. There's not much to be confused about. Excuse me. Microsoft Sam over here needs a computer. The store is now closed everyone. Go home. Did I make a profit today? I feel like I made a profit today. No. I made a massive loss. We got more staff though. I don't think I need more staff. In fact, I think I need less staff. My staff don't really do anything. Let's expand the store. So this is the sales area. So can I just keep dragging this out and just... Oh, this is interesting. This is a nice way of designing the store. Well, my store is going to be a bit like my favorite place on Earth. A hedge maze. Okay. I'm happy with my store design. It's like a bad game of snake. I can't wait to see the store tomorrow. Let's see if the contractors can do all that work overnight. The bank must be crying. Just invested all my money. Look at this. Oh my God. It's like a horror game or something. I can't even find my way back. Hold on. I think it's this way. Yes, this way. Good. Let's get into the back of the maze. There we go. Perfect. They're all going to explore the maze. Wait, come back, Jude. Hey, Jude. Don't be afraid. All right. You're on the register, chief. I got to get rid... He's really happy to be on the register. I got to get rid of the other register. I don't want customers getting confused. This looks so horrible. It looks like a 12-year-old who really loves Sains Row. Designed this store. Okay. I've got the register. It's really confusing, honestly. Just sell this one. Yeah, get rid of it. Are you just standing in there like the Blair Witch? Get back on the register. Stop waving at me. I have no interest in social interaction. No other staff members are lost in the maze. There we go. Open for customers. Like, do I have to tell you to do everything? You're on sales and you can do marketing. There he goes. Going to buy his item. But will you find your way through the maze? Oh, she did anyway. She's coming back with her bag. Look at this. It's working. Since I've given them sort of a challenge to get to the register, they can't help but take it. I just locked some person back there. They can't get out of the store now. They're just walking away. Oh, look. I've opened it. Now is your chance. Go on, run for it. Oh, too slow. Sorry about that. I'm literally after gauging him inside the store maze. Oh, you're a bit pissed off, are you? You know what? Feck off. I don't need your business. All of you. Feck off, window shoppers. They're just looking at among us in a trance. I know the feeling. Yes. Buy those pants. No. Get back in there. Wait, why are they going into the staff room? You're not allowed in there. You're not staff. Where are they going? But their bad thing must just be confused. The store is closed for the day. What about the people who have computers in their bags? They're still trying to walk that way. Okay. They just left without paying. Good solution, guys. Thanks. All right. Since there's no one else in the store, the best we leave. That poor guy is trapped in the maze. He's going to die. Nice. Stay in the store. Uh-oh. So guys, I know it was a stressful day in the store, but I actually can't afford to pay you. So maybe I could give you a voucher for the store in lieu of payment. Oh, no. I have an email and it's just a big exclamation mark. Oh, no. It's okay. It's from Royal Opera Show. Good day, store man. We here at City News kindly informs you about the Royal Opera Show. That's great. But store man is committed to his store. I have no free time. I've barricaded myself and my staff inside the store. We'd rather starve than pay your loans bank. You're never seeing that money ever again. It's like looking out through the cage. All right. Well, I think now is a good time to end before the debt collectors come. And I think I have proven that I am the king of retail. Not many store owners have their own store maze and built in cages at the door. Everyone is just confused how to get out of here. It's a lot of question marks. That woman in green is freaking. I think my business strategy is to just force them to steal because they're not able to pay after they've taken the stuff off the shelf. And then I'll just press charges. And hopefully I'll just stay in business by getting fine money. She just stole a computer through the shelf. Anyway, we're going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed a little look at how I ran my retail store when I had one. You can just really tell I have a background in business. Anyway, thank you very much for watching the video. I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you very much. If you want to check out my other stuff, I have a second channel in the description as well as a twitch where I stream a few times a week. But yeah, that is about it folks. Thank you very much for watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.