 Hi, I'm ready to order Yeah Yes, can I have one MTV news, please extra funny? Of course, that's the only way we do them Okay After losing over two stone rumors are abound about Sophie Kasai undergoing surgery to help her reduce her weight We got the inimitable lady herself to put the issue to bed. Okay, that explains all this stuff I have obviously lost two store and I've dropped four dress sizes That didn't happen overnight. I was doing these MTV videos whilst I was training and everything But then now everyone thinks I've had liposuction one thing I can promise you I have had no tummy talk I've had no liposuction nothing like that I have a scar on my bum because last year I went to Mexico when I was in Mexico I had a little spot. It's disgusting But this spot then turn into an abscess then I had to go to hospital and I was under a drift that Abscess then got infected. It was drained about one liter of puffs. It's disgusting So the wound is open so you walk around with a big gaping hole So I had two holes in my arse for once and then now it's just turned into an absolute Awful scar I could Photoshop the scar I could get rid of it, but why should I it's part of us? Kim Kardashian takes aim at Lamar Odom over a comment about Chloe I wonder what was said It says on the altic you Lamar appeared on BET's man cave and was talking about how he still has Chloe Kardashian's name tattooed on him Here comes the shade. He said I mean her initials still on me for no reason. I understand when it's over. It's over Wait a second. Where's the shade when she was with her second or third NBA player? I could see that Okay, there is but as we know the Kardashian clan can't cope with crass cusses So cut to Twitter where Kim K fired back she tweeted or second or third brothel I get it because of back in 2015 when Lamar collapsed in a brothel in Las Vegas and was fighting for his life That seems harsh, but as Chrissy Teigen put it But that's not all Kim's been up to she's also explained her cryptic Louis Vuitton post after it convinced fans She was teasing a baby name turns out She just wanted to take a picture of LV, but that's not all Kim's been up to she also broke apart Everyone's Kylie was her surrogate theories after some eagle-eyed fans noticed Kylie's due date was strangely close to that of Kim Case surrogate turns out. She's just used a gestational carrier a woman who carries a baby that the mother has no biological relationship to But that's not all Kim's been up to. Oh, no way. It is Sorry Videos of the Tide Pod challenge have been banned by YouTube in an attempt to stop people from eating laundry tablets If you haven't heard already, here's the full story people won't stop eating laundry detergent Oh, what that's it the website CollegeHumor published a funny video starring Rob Gronk Gronkowski called don't eat the laundry pods and yet somehow teenagers started doing exactly the opposite in a new YouTube challenge Now before you rush off and join them Let me break down the pros and cons of eating washing machine chemicals cons They are washing machine chemicals. They can cause horrible burns in your mouth and throat They will cause permanent breathing difficulties if they enter your lungs eight people have died from eating them since 2012 pros They are colorful I'm kidding. There's no pros. Thirty-nine teenagers have misused the pods in 2018 alone And so in a move to stop the trend someone at youtubers finally decided that videos of children literally poisoning themselves is not okay And should be banned. I'll leave you with a quote from mega company proctor in gamble the makers of Tide pods laundry packs are made to clean clothes They sure are proctor in gamble. They sure are Hey, was everything okay with your meal? Well, honestly, it didn't have enough laughs for me Oh, I'm terribly sorry, but you're wrong. It was hilarious. Get out of here. All right. Okay. Sorry, then I'm off