 Welcome back, everyone, to Man of My Man, Lee Roy Jenkins. Wow. Don't you love a current meme in the last episode? I don't even remember what happened. Who knows? We went around town. We maybe got spooked. We maybe got a good goof, a good guffaw, a nice slap right in the jaw. I don't know. I don't remember what happened. I got a text. We're back on the ship. Spooky, spooky, spooky. Oh, yeah, that's right. Brad is like not even. Oh, Brad, you don't even know what's going on, fam. You have no idea. Let's go. Let's find out. Where the sweet people are. Oh, that's right. They are like right next to the big boat. Yeah, you've got a whole lot coming your way, sir. A whole lot coming your way. Buck it up, B-boy. Come on. Be the B. Be the bad bitch. You know you are. You could have had a bad bitch. Noncommittal, Brad. Help you with your career just a little. Cheers, Lizzo. All right. Time to solve a mystery. Holy shit is right, Brad. We don't even know whoops. We don't even know what's going on. No one does. No one does. There's a little child running around in the pipe. Little child tearing out each other's eyes. Are you going to be mad? Fuck my ass, dude. Holy shit. Whoopsies. Who is that? Was that the child? I had my volume turned all the way up. That was really loud. All right. Did we go this way? I don't know which way to go. Again, put on some fucking shoes, dude. Is there nothing that you could have put on your feet? Who's is this? Ooh. This is Julius. They were here. OK. They were here. They were here until they were killed by a small child from World War II. Nope. Nope. Not going to happen. Not today, Brad. Not today. Oh, there's a hanging man. Was he there before? I didn't even notice that dude before. Was he there? Was he always there? Spooky, spooky, spooky. Why didn't you notice him, Brad? God, everyone on this ship is not going to die from the baby boy. But instead, I've got eye boogers. I'm sorry. That's gross that I picked them on camera, but it's disturbing me. They're not going to die from the sweet baby boy. They're going to die from tetanus. Fucking tetanus or maybe weird green gas poisoning. See, I'm so nervous to drink my coffee because one, I don't want to get scared and spill hot coffee on myself, but two, what if a quick time event shows up? I've only got one free hand. This is great, isn't it? This is so great. Anybody in here? No, I can't go in there, Brad. Can't go in there. Who in here? Anyone? Bloody fingers. Love that. Oh yeah, touch it right on the blood. Dude, there's so much there where you could have grabbed. You touched right on the fucking blood. Fighting between crews started private Wagner. Now in custody, violence is spreading across the crew. Please advise. OK, I will advise or feel so advised. Let's keep looking for clues there, Carmen Sandiego. Let's keep looking for clues. I'm getting so many texts right now, guys. Oh, is this the sick bay? Oh, no. No one says that. No one's ever said that. You ever think of things that's like, I just said something so weird that you know that you are the only person alive that has ever said that? That's what he just did right then. This is the first time anyone has ever said that. Locker room. It looks like lurker room. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, it's stuck. Perfect. Wonderful. I mean, you know, what do you expect? What do you expect, dude? You know? Why would you go to open it? Why is that the thing you would do? Is that the Heimlich? What is that? Oh, fucking Jesus. Fuck this place. Is that the reaction you would have? Is that the reaction you would have? Your reaction would not to be just like, all right, fuck my friends. I'm a coward, because that would be my reaction. No, that's the bathroom. I don't want to go there. I don't want to go there, because I know that there's a Spookiman. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I know what my destiny is. Oh, yeah, I also. At least I don't think I have. Defend the future. Join now. All right. At least I don't think I have. Am I? I feel like my hand is going to get grabbed. I don't think equipment registration form, quantity description, one respirator, one filter, one audited expenditure. Yes. Proposed by Private Gordon Young. Rejected. If rejected, reason for rejection. Private Young already has a gas mask signed out. He was trying to get two gas masks? Why? Why? Mustard gas. Horse radish. OK. What I was about to say. Fuck that shit, dude. Why would you think that? I need something to help me get up there. Wait, why would you think that they went through there? Is there a step ladder anywhere around here? Maybe this box. How do we push things? I don't think I've killed anyone yet. You surprised me. Well, I did do good until dawn. Literally, nobody died in my playthrough until the very last chance for somebody to die. And then I killed Sam, question mark, and someone else. I can't remember. But nobody died in my playthrough until the very last thing. So maybe I've got good luck. You see, there's these open rooms with endless possibilities. But did I just walk in a big circle? This looks like the place that I originally tried to get into. Who knows? Who fucking knows, man? Is it? No, it's different. This is different, I guess. Wait, is it different? Skeletons. Skeletons. Skeletons? Yes. Where's the skin guys? Where'd all the skin go? Where'd all the skin go? Should we take it? Yeah. Bearing updated. Cool. I got a big wrench now. I like that. You're not supposed to be out here. I'm not supposed to see this. Yeah, this is rough, dude. This is rough stuff. Some sort of altercation. Internal memorandum. First officer, Fisher. Sir, you have to be kept informed of the radio situation. We attempted outgoing messages at the following times with no response. Calls were attempted to be made. There was an altercation. Maybe. Alex, Julia? Julia, Alice. Oh, fuck no. Oh, hey. Boller hat, dude. He there. It's like Meet the Robinsons. Oh, you dropped the wrench, you silly bitch. Oh, well, you dropped yourself, too, so it's fine. Pick up the wrench so you can hit a small child if you need to. If a small haunted boy comes up to you, you may be able to hit him. How are you doing? You're not dead yet, cool. I like that. I enjoy it when characters are not dead yet. It means there's the ghost of Bradley. Does that mean that he's dead now? Did the boy get him? Why are you seeing ghosts? That ghost ass. Is that real, Brad? I wouldn't think so. Bluh, bluh. Yeah, let's touch it. Let's touch it, like all the other things that we shouldn't touch. Oh, we're looking at a bullet. Why? Is that light on your hand? OK, it is light. I was like, why is your hand all weird and veiny? OK, great. Great, great, great. I would not be able to function in this setting. Not a tool. Get out of there, dude. Get out. You're dead for sure. You're dead for sure. You're dead for sure. I'm so sorry. There's nothing that I can do. You are for sure dead. Maybe not. Oh, good job, Fliss. Ghost, Brad, your ghost ass. Nobody's dead still. Nobody's dead still. Except for maybe my microphone in your ears, because I just peaked a lot, I think. See? Barricading yourself in a room. Good idea or bad idea, because then you can't get out if you need to. But people can't get in. It's real catch-22. Is that what a catch-22 is? I almost just choked and died on my coffee. All right, a lot of clues in here. What is going on here, huh? Skeletons. They were doing some sort of seance, huh? Some sort of thing. Ooh, a good blood fountain. Love that. Wow, nice. Nice touch. Nice touch. It's coming out of the faucets. Could be an epic prank, bro. There is blood all over here. Is there anything over here that we can see? All right, should we follow the bloody footprints? It came out of there. Hmm. All right, yeah, just step, put your bare feet all over those bloody footprints. Oh, it's all blood. Ooh, the gas. Am I going to leave bloody footprints? No, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, go up here and go through the door. There you go. There you go. Ooh. What is this? I feel like we shouldn't. Oh, it's the stage. See, I feel like we shouldn't just be pulling levers left and right, you know, when we don't know what they do. This is very odd, isn't it? This is quite odd, isn't it? Hello? Wonderful. I knew it. Predictable. Ah, you didn't get me. I mean, you did. Wait, why would I do it again? Is it because now I know? OK. Just a coffin filled with blood, nothing wrong with that. The walls seeping with blood, nothing wrong with that. Where is the blood coming from? You know, you've got to think about these things. This ship has been here since World War II. And we know this because of the clues left behind. So that means there's a whole lot of blood. I don't know how many years ago that was. Fucking history. I didn't pay attention. But it was a long time ago. So blood's been seeping out of there for years. There's no way that's new blood. Unless it is new blood, the new blood of Brad. Because if we're going by Fiss' mind, Fliss, he's dead because she keeps seeing his ghost. Oh, you were just seeing ghost town. Oh, ho, ho. Oh, is this the coffin? Can you press A on the coffin? All of that was a hallucination. That which makes sense. Why would all of that just be all in like pristine shape? That wouldn't make sense. Manchurian gold. There it is. There's the Manchurian gold. Well, now if we get interrogated, we can tell them where the Manchurian gold is. Which, you know, I feel like we could just do that. Like, you know, if they find out where the gold is, they'll just let us go. In my mind, life is way more valuable than gold. But, you know, so if we get interrogated, we can just be like, yo, it's down in the theater room, down in the auditorium. Oof. Oof, oof, oof. All right. Was there? No. Wait, but we can't get out of here now, can we? Hold on, let's go back here. Because we barricaded ourselves in, I think. Maybe. Is there anything else? Ooh. Ooh. Is there going to be a big kraken? OK, in the water. We're going to be in the water. It looked like someone was trying to drown someone or something. Will they all go sea crazy? He's got sea madness. He's got sea madness. Ah, we have to kill him before he kills us. He's got sea madness. Where do we go from here? Can we even get out? Can we get out, Jordan Peele? Does this jeep still work, you think? What am I looking at? OK, it said, wait, hold on. Did it do anything? Oh, OK. Corinth. That stayed in good condition, that one thingy. Cool. OK. I'm sure that was some sort of clue, but I didn't really understand it. Can I go through there? Or is it too thin? Ooh, maybe I'll accidentally kill Fliss on that exposed wire over there. What happens if I go? Am I about to accidentally kill her? Just don't step in any water and you'll be fine. Oh, that's not water, it's a hole. Am I about to get scared? Yeah, maybe don't. Maybe don't go too close to that. All right, cool. Well, now what? I don't really know what to do now. We've found so many secrets. We've found the exposed wire. We've found, oh wait, was this filled with water before? Dude, you're losing it. There's the man in the back. What's real, what's fake? Oh, shit, is this real? It's all right, dude, I think this is real. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, this is real. This is real. I am a real person. I am a real. What do I do, what do I do, Brad? Please don't kill me. Dude, Brad's going fucking nuts, dude. He is handling this way worse than anybody else. They're going to slip and cut your feet open. God, that's the worst thing about it. Oh, I thought that cut to Brad and Fliss. I was like, oh, well, they resolved that, I guess. Fairly quickly. Someone's going to get electrocuted. I know it. Oh, they're still with the dude. I forgot about that. Why did he do that? Is he just trying to get rid of them or something? Dude, you're back in the ship. You're back in the plane. We're losing it. You're losing it, Ari. He's got barnacles on him. That means he's been down here for a bit. What is that? Oh, it's the ring. The one ring through the bar. One ring to find them. Someone stole the ring. Who did this? Did you do it? I saw your papers. There you go. Hey. Hey, fuck. Who's real? Who's the real Brad? This is the thing that we saw before. Who the fuck is the real Brad? All right, well, the dude making no face is definitely, he's encouraging. I think that's what he said. Is that the real Alex? Shit, dawg. Was that the real Alex? I just see you again. Okay, I think it is. Okay, if it cuts to the body and if it's the other dude. I'm telling if he's real or not. What's real on this ship? Everything is a spooky mystery. Everything. Did you just leave her before? Oh, wait, was that Brad? I couldn't tell if that was Brad. I thought that was Alex for a second. I was like, did you just fucking leave her behind, dude? Don't trip, dude. I mean, you'll be fine. He's walking so slow. Just turn around and go up the stairs. Yeah, up the stairs. There you go. There you go, you're fine. Oh, good, good, good. Maybe he'll fall through the stairs. Oh, shit. Do we have to make a decision? Jump, jump. It was risky, but we did it. Ah, parkour, dude. Hell yeah. Keep going. Just keep going. Oh, wait, maybe we should have fought back. I don't know. Oh, he's getting faster. He locked that door, though. No, he's gonna pop up right there, obviously. Maybe he's gone? What do you mean? He just hit him with a thing. Do you think he just disappears? Maybe he's gone. Hi, Brad. Okay, well, the crew's back together. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Isn't that nice? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I might, I might finish the game in this episode because I know that there's not that much left. Apparently this game is pretty short. So maybe I'll just make this an ultra long episode. Are we good here? I think we'll be all right here. I wouldn't say so. Are we gonna go back to the bowler hat, man? Is he going to give us some insight? It appears to have taken a turn towards the spiritual, wouldn't you say? I guess. Kind of, kind of. Have you figured out what's going on? How to stop it? How to save the lives of your poor, unfortunate stowaways. Your poor, unfortunate soul. You will, I hope. Although it seems the ship's previous occupants never managed to. Quite a lot of deaths that night. Let me help you out. Give you a little hint. I need some help. Well then, how can I put this? I'll take all the help I can get. There may be forces at play here that are more scientific and even some that are more political, you know, less supernatural. Is this all? Perhaps you've started to realize something about everything and everyone may not be quite what they appear to be. Me too, fuck. Oh. I hope that helps. Okay. Well, aren't you excited to find out what your poor, unfortunate sum making of all this and how you might avoid any more unnecessary tragedy? Yeah. Go on, back to it. Speak soon. Okay, I'll talk to you soon. Thank you, sir. Is it all a simulation? Or is Fliss a part of the... The... The dudes. Because they didn't like... I don't know. Because Brad and Alex and Julia don't know her. Maybe Fliss is a part of... I don't know. Who the fuck knows? Let's just stay calm and relatively sane about this, okay? The stuff I saw, it's like there were these old soldiers, they were bodies, they were dead, but then they came alive and... That doesn't sound that crazy right about now. Alex wasn't the only Alex. What are you talking about? There were things walking around with his face on them. Alex's face, it was horrifying. Julia. I'd never hurt you. You know that, right? No, I know, it's just... This can't all be happening. Maybe like one thing could, but not all of these crazy things. It's too much of a coincidence. There's gotta be something going on here. Haunted rusty belt. What are you absolutely sure about? What do we know that's real? Uh... Where's the gold? Did you see the gold, anything? She did. Manchurian gold isn't actually gold. It's a fucking chemical and it's leaking all over cargo hold too. Okay. I'm pretty sure this isn't exactly what our friendly fishermen are expecting either. This should go over well. Okay, so... What happened? What do you think actually happened to this place? What's that new? I saw 1947 on the newspaper. Is this a ghost ship? Am I crazy or are we on a ghost ship? I mean, a little bit. Okay. Why? Oh yeah, that's right. Do you honestly think that it would work? Okay, but I guess the thing is beeping, flashing. The electricity still somehow works. How does this boat still have power? I mean, it is a ghost ship, so whatever, but... No shit. I think we're speaking clinically totally effed. You think so? Do we have a clue over here? What do we have over here? Hello. Oh, a shell. A shell of a shotgun? Maybe. We didn't know... We never saw where the plane was from, right? I don't think we did. All right. The spooky moon. Do you think there will be werewolves? Maybe there will be werewolves. We just got to find some stairs, guys. Find a way up. Sadly, no, but I'll keep my eyes open. Keep those papers peeled? All right. Well, let's go to the other side because this side seems... Well, actually. Can we go around anything over here? Looks like... Maybe. Can somebody boost me? Little boost goes a long way. Again, so much rust. So many things to cut yourself on. What do you see? Do you see anything? Come on, Brad. Come on up, bud. See, Alex is the only smart one. He's the only one with shoes on. What a smart boy we have here. If you found a way in. Already have the doors open. Oh, I feel like something's going to pop out in the darkness. The strings are back into play. All right, here we go. Are you open? Maybe try a handle. Don't just push it. Maybe there's a handle. Come on. Come on, door. Come on, door. There we go. That door seems heavy. What if we can't get back out? What if we're locked in? What it was. All right, well, it's going to be hard to get out now. So hopefully we find what we need. All right. Spooky. Any radio things here? Is this just the door to the outside again? Can't open that up. Any radio-y things, guys? Find a radio here. There's got to be a radio on this ship. There has to be. Why does there have to be an actual route? The world. Okay. Something's wrong here. If you were headed to San Francisco, you'd be crazy to take this route. It's almost like they didn't want anyone to know they were coming. Maybe they didn't. Like I didn't seek out in the ocean. Okay. Anything. Anything. Oh, that seems like a radio over there. But hold on. Can I look at this thing? No notes. No note? Cog on. Ship was blown off course. Cloud cover was bad. They couldn't establish a position. Okay. All right, well let's go to the radio room. Is nobody else hearing the whoring of the radio? Yeah, here we go. Take a look. Take a look. It's in a book. Reading rainbow. Is this actually still working? Well, radio science hasn't changed much in 70 years as long as there's power. I'll give it a whirl. It's a number station. Military bandwidth. Okay. Let's ask them for help. Okay. Okay. How? Hey. Hey. Is anyone out there hearing this? Hello? Say Mayday. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Good. We got him. Where are we? Instructive. If you can hear us, we're on a ship, an old freighter. Our coordinates are approximately 12 degrees 30 minutes south, 151 degrees 20 minutes west. Please get here now. We need help. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is an emergency. This is an emergency. Please. No. Repeat the coordinates, you dumbass. Hello? Hello? Oh, it died. The radio's dead. Oh, the power's gone. So we're going to have to go over to the basement to find a generator, reboot the thing. Come here. Look. What is it, Brad? What do you see? Huh? What does Brad see? Why is that obvious? Why? You're kind of mixing metaphors there. Not if the pitch is a machine gun. I'm impressed. Seriously. Oh. Little brother moment. Wow. So what do you think? Uh, if you're sure you're up for it. If you're sure you're up for it, I believe you got it, bro. I'm coming too. Hey, what? Julia, no. You're not my bodyguard. I can take care of myself. Hell yeah. Whoa, whoa. If Julia says she can handle it, she can handle it. All right. Case closed. Okay, Julia. Julia, you look very unsure, though. Very unsure. Did she immediately just die? Did both are? Are they both dead? Are they both dead? That would be kind of hilarious, honestly. I would think that's funny. You guys okay? Julia, are you dead? No, you're fine. Just a little scraped up. Tetanus is coming your way. Tetanus is coming your way. Ooh. Yeah. Uh, we're okay. We're okay. What are we gonna do? We gotta find out where we are. Are you whispering all of a sudden? You just made the loudest noise ever. Hey. Hey. Is there still oil in it? Ooh, big flashlight. After you. Okay. Sure. I'm guessing these are the lower levels of the ship. Sickbay. Yay. We've been here. We know what this is all about. Oh, wait. Does this give us an A? Sweet clues. It's sort of altercation. Brig, ten days. Ten days and a brig. Wow. Wow. Must have really blown his lid to get that kind of time. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want it again. What is this? Over yonder. Medical officers report. Ooh, okay. I don't really feel like reading. We know that they all got sick and they're all going crazy. It's all right. All right. Let's go. I wish I could actually, you know, enjoy this. Why? I would do enjoy this. Any other circumstance, you know, this place would be a cordless place to explore, like, like ever. I'm gonna say no. Not at all. He says the girl couldn't wait to dive a wreck. Oh, Jesus. Oh, we don't need to, we don't need to do that. Okay, we need to find power. It's not going to be in this room. We already know that. So, might as well, where are you going? Do you know where you're going? Ooh, do any of these buttons do anything? Hey, that looks like a powery thing down there. Here, come check this out. Pipes. Looks like the engine. Good place to find the generator, right? That's right. Good place to potentially get murdered, right? Right. The line was broken off here. I think I can just wait. Angles. Are you okay? Broken ankles. Yeah. All good. Just come down. You have shoes now. Did you have shoes before? They're the only smart one. Oh, God. What's that? It was... Did you see it? Hello? Okay, so I'm seeing things, but you're not. Okay, so follow my thinking here. We know this ship was carrying the Mentorian gold, but that was really some sort of hallucinogenic bioweapon developed in China during World War II. And we know that it was super unstable and leaked all over the ship. So maybe it's still here? Maybe it hasn't dispersed after 70 years and it's having the same effect on us. Paranoid hallucinations. All this crazy ship we're seeing, none of it's real. The crew was hallucinating. We know they were scared of something and the officers thought it was just a bunch of jumpy GIs trying to get out of guard duty. This isn't a ghost ship. It's a floating bioweapon. Okay. This couldn't have anything to do with the plane wreck we dived. I mean, maybe. Maybe there was a connection? Maybe they made contact? It's a theory, I guess. A game theory. Alright, so all you gotta do is check in with each other. Say, hey, are you seeing the same shit that I'm seeing? Cause if you are, then it's real. If you're not, then it's fake. It's a big phony, a big fat phony. You made it up? Didn't happen. Van Linden engine works. Rotterdam, Netherlands. Rotterdam, Netherlands. Okay, caution. Anything? Ooh, big liver. Big liver. Where are you? Excuse me. You know what I miss right now? Dry clothes. Yeah. Hmm. That's all sparky and stuff. So it looks like potential. Potential things. Maybe not. Maybe I'm just walking in the wrong direction. Hmm? When will my reflection show? Ooh, I am. See, this looks all blown out shit. But it looks electrical. Am I going the right way? See? Ooh. Look at this. Look at this. The rebreather. Can we believe her? Wait, why would the- The fisherman must have bothered over from the Duke of Milan. Hmm. You think it still works? Looks like it's got a little juice left. Maybe a couple of minutes. Should we bring it with us? I mean, the Tevi. Yeah. It's just going to slow us down. No. We should bring it with us. Take it. Because we can- Crazy? Half the ship is submerged. It could be a life-safe. And? And? If there's a room filled up with gas- You want to kill me? I'm the one who's going to kill you? I'm a French. Dude. He's tripping the fuck out. There it is. The defibrillator. Whatever it is. The distributor cap. Whatever. What we can do. If there's a room filled with gas, we can put out the rebreather. We don't need it for underwater. We need it for above water. Oh, he's seeing it. Dude, he's seeing. Don't see us. Don't see us. Don't fuck this up. Don't fuck this up. The spirits of the dead are coming for me? Fun. Okay, again. Guys, you're in a room filled with gas right now. You can see the gas. It is visible. That dude's dead. I don't know. But we should not waste a lot of time. Okay. Where's the distributor? The defibrillator? I think we should try to avoid that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We finna die. Shit, we should have ran. I fucked up. Everyone's dead. If we were in Bodleys dead. Oh, he's got it. There's no use hiding. You little fucks. You little fucks. There's... There's not gold. Keep calm. Keep calm. Keep calm, carry on. Just like that cat. Hang on, friends. We can't risk moving. We can't risk moving yet. Okay. Just need to watch. We'll wait for it. Okay, but also just fucking quiet down, dude. Don't fuck up. Hulk smash. Okay, but what do we do? We gotta get the distributor cap. We've got to get it. Without it, there's no way we can make it out of here. Oh, that was loud. Okay, can you fucking lock it, dude? You might be able to break down the door. Okay, let's fucking... Oh, don't just hang around. Wait. Oh. How about this, dude? What do you mean? What are you talking about? No changing. Oh, he's gonna fall off. He's gonna fall off. Yes, there is, dude. Why can't we breathe the mist? It's life? It's the gas, dude. I mean, we already kind of knew this, but... Dude, don't fucking step towards him. Yeah, you burnt him the mist. It's happening. Feel it. Okay, alright, look. There was something back there. Maybe a mist or fog, maybe? I knew it. I told you. Oh, wait. Did you breathe it in? No. No, look. We held our breath. We did not breathe any of that stuff. I know you're all fancy divers, but you expect me to buy that. We were using the rebreather. No. Why don't you like the rebreather? I knew it. I fucking knew it. He's either gonna back off the thing... Distract? Grab a pistol. Will this cha... Is he gonna be on our side, though? It's the thing. Another member of the team! Another member of the team! Hopefully. I don't know, dude. Because we can tell him like, yo, the Manchurian gold, it's the gas. It's not... It's not what you think is. It's not what you think. All right. I do think I am actually going to end it here. And we will continue in the next episode. You like it when I hit the wall? Does that hit you at the wall? I don't know. Anyway, I'm going to end it here. Thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed in the new setup. I mean, it's the same setup, but I just moved my desk around and got a new desk. Anyway, I love it a lot. Thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed. If you did, make sure to slap that like button right in the face. And I will see you guys in the next episode. Love you all. Stay cranky. Bye.