 The craft foods company presents the great gilders leave It's the great gilders leave starring Harold Perry brought to you by the craft foods company Makers of a complete line of famous quality food products. I could do a little haircut Floyd I'm kind of shaggy and back. I'm afraid it couldn't take you right now commissioner. You'd like to come back What do you mean? You can't take me. There's nobody here. I got an appointment What do you mean appointment with a customer he called up since when do you have to have an appointment in this broken down emporium? Don't give me any of that nonsense. Have me one of those magazines there You can sit there if you want to commission it But I'll have to ask you to get out of the chair when mr. Bullard comes now. I'll take it easy Listen my fine feathered friend. How would you like it if I were to take my trade someplace else? Okay with me. You don't care how you look You're not the best barber in the world, you know, I ain't the worst. He's down the street there Floyd are you gonna cut my hair or aren't you? All right, I'll just sit here. Oh Commissioner you ain't gonna be a dog in the main job. I'm not budging out of this chair for Bullard or anybody else Least of all Bullard the big foreflusher. Listen Bullard may be a foreflusher But when it comes to tips at least he don't you hello mr. Bullard I'm just talking about you mr. Gillis leaving me. Oh, good afternoon. Go to sleep. How do you do already for you mr. Bullard? Yes, sir. No waiting. Come on commissioner hop down. I got here first. Oh finish up with mr. Gillis leave first time And no hurry. Oh, no, no, no, no, I ain't even started on him. He didn't have an appointment anyway That's all right. I was late for mine. Go ahead. I'll wait Well first come first serve. It's only fair Well, that's very nice of you mr. Bullard, but I couldn't oh no keep the chair. Oh, but I insist But you had an appointment, but you were here first either of you gents interested in a haircut Take him first Floyd. Well, thanks very much Bullard. Very decent of you Just make it a quick trim for it. We don't want to keep mr. Bullard waiting Relax commissioner. I ain't gonna tickle you Is that too tight? No How have you been mr. There's a little tight fight I Have you been mr. Bullard our things over at your house? Oh Having a little trouble. Oh sorry to hear that. I hope it's nothing. No, no same old problem servants It's a terrible problem. I don't know what we're going to do problem for the whole country Servants are getting out of hand these days. You said it Barbers to watch it Floyd. Now we had a girl a cook Well, you know her gilded sleeve. You've got her for us friend of your girls not Lily B Who is that her name? I never did learn what it was Well, anyway, she walked out on this this morning for no reason at all. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that about Lily B We were giving her Thursdays off and every other Sunday, but just because Mrs. Bullard asked her to wash out a few things Well, it's the way with all of them. You can't do enough for them. It's a problem All right, of course, Mrs. Bullard doesn't know the first thing about cooking She's never done anything that sort of self. They'll tell you what you do Why don't you and your wife come over to our house for dinner tonight? Sure? Oh, we couldn't do that. No, no, why not? Oh, it's too late tomorrow night then tomorrow night. Well, I don't nonsense love to have you. You have no cook We have birdie. Why not? Well, I don't know if Mrs. Bullard feel right about leaving little Craig at home alone Bring little Craig along love to have a man. You're sure it wouldn't be too much not at all Birdie loves company the more the merrier I'll just go out there and show what I think of her some folks. I guess you can't do enough for them Yeah, good evening birdie Lily B Birdie yes, good evening. Yes. I showed her What's that girl hanging around here for? Hope she isn't putting ideas in our birdie's head. Maybe I'd better have a talk with birdie By the way, birdie, I've been meaning to talk to you Are you? Are you happy these days birdie? Sure? I guess so. Why mr. Goosey everything's all right here, is it? I mean you're satisfied with everything your life here. Mr. Goosey, you know anybody that's satisfied Hey, you got a point there You're quite a philosopher birdie as well as a wonderful cook What I mean is well, I Uh Hmm, I noticed Lily B out in the kitchen with you last night. Yes, that was a little bee. She Left the bullets. I understand. Yes, she left Some misunderstanding I presume yes, there was some of that. I see They was hollering it on to it too much Lily B got herself a good job now Oh Running an elevator don't have to go to work until after breakfast just to go home at six o'clock Saturdays and Sundays off It's two weeks vacation in the summer with pay and the pay is good too. That kind of job never lasts birdie Must be pretty easy work driving the elevator Awfully monotonous You'd go crazy doing that kind of work, buddy. Well long as I'm going crazy anyway Oh Late got to be getting down the office and I see you at dinner birdie. Oh By the way Yes, I almost forgot speaking of dinner birdie. Oh, that would have been terrible Oh, what was it? You almost forgot slip my mind completely. Yes. I should have mentioned it before but I am Dinner birdie. Yes, sir. I seem to have invited some people the Bullard's Don't get excited birdie. I know we've had a lot of company lately, but this is different You see the Bullard's your friend Lily B walked out on them Blame Lily B Lily B didn't walk out on them. They took advantage They had a doing the laundry on top of everything else when they told us she wouldn't have to well, whatever it was I don't blame Lily B had a working all summer long without any vacation and then asked her to do the laundry too I quit myself if folks took advantage like that Cooking in the house clean and that's hard work folks. No real life. All right. All right. We won't have the Bullard's over birdie I'll call it off. I don't mind having folks to dinner. Mr. Gil sleep. Long as you tell me. I know birdie I know I should have told you before it slipped my mind forget it No, birdie, I wouldn't think of it. You're tired. You've done too much You know what I think I think you ought to take a vacation Mr. Gillespie, what would I want with a vacation now? Well, you only had one week all summer long practically cooking and House cleaning that's hard work. Yes, sir. And don't think I don't appreciate it birdie I think you ought to take a week off right now, but mr. Gillespie I got no place to go. Well, don't go any place then stay here stay in your room sleep late Enjoy yourself the children. I will do the work. We'll get along but mr. Gillespie If you ain't figured out birdie do as I say, what about the bullets you got them coming hang the Bullards I'll take them out to dinner. You're on vacation understand. You mean beginning now beginning right now Well, you might just clean up the breakfast dishes first This is certainly been the most enjoyable evening you'll just leave hasn't it my dear. Yes indeed. Well, I think it's been terrible I'll never come here again. Oh, I don't think it's half bad. Do you my dear? No, it's not half bad Craig darling, you haven't eaten your dessert. It's no good. You mustn't say that quiet. It's delicious Craig mr. Gilder sleeve will think you're ungrateful all that lovely pudding. I don't want it I'm eating mine Craigie. See I always eat my food. Don't I young? Watch me Craig Yum yum see I ate every bit of it. You can't eat mine too here. Oh, no. No Craig. That's yours now Don't make the boy eat it if he doesn't want it Guess we're all through aren't we if waiter check. I'll take that check waiter. Just give it to me Oh, no, you don't hear all but I insist. No, no, I invited you. Let go now. Please. It's mine You'll tear it so sorry mrs. Bullard. Did you get any of it on you? Just here and there here take my nap Rumps and darling if mr. Gilder sleeve wants the check let him have it well if you insist of course It guys say let's see here now What the hmm? My dream you got any money on you not a cent. Oh brother Leroy have you have I watched have you got any money? What's wrong can I Well, thanks. I guess I'll have to let you help me out here a little bit if you will and my other pants or something boy certainly I Darling if you any money with you Money let me look in my bag silly of me coming off without my money I've got plenty at home silly of me too. How much do you need? How much is the check you'll asleep? Yeah, well at $10 would make it. I've got ten myself gracious prices have certainly gone up here, haven't they? Yes, they have there you are. Thanks. I'll return the money right away mr. Bullard I'll send Leroy over with it in the morning. Oh, no hurry any time Well, it's been a great pleasure folks. Shall we go? Yes, it's just as I was saying Prices may have risen a little but give them time. Oh, by the way, thank you for the dinner. Oh, the pleasure was mine The big four flesher. How do you like the way you out fumbled me on that check? Really a pleasure to give homemakers such good news Your holiday salads can once again be topped with the famous mayonnaise. 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It happens has been assigned breakfast the first day Lee Roy for heaven's sake birdies asleep better enjoy the rest and I'll be right down You ready margarine coming We Roy's been pretty industrious about this. You've been down there in the kitchen for over an hour an hour Yeah, I heard him banging around down there shows a good spirit. Yeah, we must remember to give him credit my dear Okay, welcome to the feast on look doesn't the table look super huh? What the Lee Roy a lace tablecloth for breakfast? That's all right looks magnificent my boy just like a banquet. That's what you're gonna have folks kindly be seated Orange juice I squeezed a heck of a lot of oranges to make that Tastes good doesn't it delicious? Delish you're supposed to strain out the seeds my boy Yeah, it doesn't matter this time. Well drink it up Little Lee Roy Your brother's really done a job my dear. I never expected anything like this from Lee Roy and you They're wonderful never saw better. Thanks Amazing they're cold, but what's the difference? That's what I say coffee. Didn't I could make coffee? Did you? It's a cold all right. I'll eat him anyway. I have to show him. We appreciate what he's done Oh sure have some on yes indeed my boy come on that shirt looks nice and black don't it doesn't it She sure does and you've done a fine job my boy now sit down and eat something yourself I made my lunch to two sandwiches a piece of stale cake. I found out there I guess birdie was saving it for me. Yeah, that's all right But kind of sandwiches peanut butter and jelly. They're very nourishing well. I gotta get going. What's your hurry? It's late. It's about a quarter to nine. Oh gosh. I've got to go too. They're delicious Lee Roy honestly Yes, they certainly are Lee Roy Seeing you did such a wonderful job on the breakfast. I'm willing to tackle a supper. How's that? That's the spirit. Well run along children Goodbye Guess I'm stuck with the dishes Holy jumping josephat Look at this kitchen orange peels egg shells milk bottles Where did he put that cap that goes on this thing? What did he use all these pots and pans for? What's this? Oh an unsuccessful batch of eggs, I guess Peanut butter jelly Now, how could he spill jelly all over the stove left everything wide open kid. He's got to learn Well, better get this thing cleaned up or you won't be able to fix any supper Pigsty the dickens of the distance. I want to serve you birdie, but where do you keep the dish towels? No, no birdie. You enjoy your rest side of India there in a million years Now where'd I put that darn plate? Oh Yeah, let's you keep the broom Broom closet I suppose But if we got a broom closet Nuts, no, no, just tell me where you keep it You don't need to come down birdie. You're supposed to be taking life easy. Don't show me birdie. Just tell me It's next to the laundry tub. Oh Thanks should have looked there I guess I better help you clean up a little mr. No, I insist birdie. I see you're all dressed up to go out. I won't even allow you in the kitchen I don't like leaving you cleaning up. Mr. Gillsley. Well, it's nothing birdie Leroy took care of everything this morning I'll have everything spotless in five minutes. Well, if you're sure absolutely How do you like your vacation so far birdie? It's fine so far I'm going down town to look around and maybe go to a movie this afternoon. That's the stuff. Well, have a good time Thank you, sir. Goodbye, Mr. Gillsley. Goodbye birdie. Not any supper peevee. Can you fix this up with something? I can give you something to eat, but I wouldn't exactly call it supper Well, I'm in no mood to quibble. What have you got to eat besides drugs? Well, I'm in a position to offer you a choice of sandwiches sandwiches Well a choice you say what kind of sandwiches do you have and never where I hate liverwurst. So do I Finicky, what are the other kinds peevee? We just have the liverwurst You said you had a choice and we have it on the white or the whole week and that's all That's all in the sandwiches. Yes, sir What else have you got ice cream soft drinks? I'm afraid that's the extent of the menu. Mr. Gillsley unless you'd care for a few vitamin tablets. Yep Tom found it peevee, I should think you'd either run a sandwich counter or not run it This is the worst place to eat in town. Well, I wouldn't say that Well, it is I only operated as a convenience for my customer convenience some convenience Well, let's have three liverwurst sandwiches all whole wheat three liverwurst sandwiches It should be have a whole family drop in like this for dinner. It's quite an occasion But matter birdie shake. No, she's taking a vacay Nice time of year for it. Yeah Do you folks think you'll be coming here for supper every night while she's having her holiday? Heaven forbid peevee. I just thought if I could count on it, I might get in the little ham cheese, maybe We're going to do our eating at home mostly as a matter of fact we plan to have supper at home tonight only Well, we decided not to know Burn the lamb chops. I did not Marjorie was supposed to be in charge of getting supper I asked you to watch the chops for a few minutes while I set the table Well, I work two whole hours trying to make a nice supper and you spoiled the whole thing Marjorie. I see What happened chops catch fire burnt to a center two dollars worth of lamb chops Yeah, here we are she's never worth sandwiches The kitchen's a mess Silt all over everything. How do the potatoes get all over the floor? I pulled them out so they wouldn't burn up No, I stepped on them. I only I only stepped on one Eat your sandwich I had sandwiches for lunch. I don't want it. Couldn't I just have a chocolate sundae instead? You'll get no chocolate sundae you've eaten that sandwich and maybe not that and hurry up You've got a lot of work to do when you get home Care for a paper napkin Leeroy. No, thanks. Take it. Okay Wash the dishes you get warm. Don't suppose well the mess we left here. Oh, that didn't take no time at all I was fixing myself a little something to eat. So I just thought I'd straighten up Got plenty of it. I just warmed up that stew in the icebox. You want some don't move Bernie Don't move a muscle get some place Leeroy. Okay, slice some bread Marjorie. Okay, Bernie. You've saved our lives Oh It's a fact buddy. It's a fact. Hey goodness that stew smells simply wonderful You mean to tell me that was in the icebox the whole time Bernie. Yes, it's all unknowing where things are now here We burn up $2 with a lamb chops trying to get dinner when all the time Birdie, what are you doing eating all alone here? You should be out having fun. Where well? This is your vacation for heaven's sake. Aren't you enjoying it? Well, it's pretty good The only thing is none of my friends is having a vacation. So it's kind of lonesome. Just loafing around by myself Birdie, would you rather come back to work and have an extra week's pay with Christmas? We'll be with us again in a few moments Compliments on the salad you serve even from the most particular of guests are easy when those salads are made with famous craft mayonnaise So it's good news. I have for you home makers This truly superb kitchen fresh mayonnaise made by craft is once again available and in reasonable quantity The supply of fine salad oil is becoming more plentiful and craft can make some not all we'd like of course But a fair supply of the mayonnaise you've been waiting for craft kitchen fresh mayonnaise With its rich homemade goodness its delicate perfect flavor Craft mayonnaise is far superior because of the choice ingredients that go into it fine salad oil selected eggs Fragrant vinegar and spices and as a final touch of perfection Fresh lemon juice is added another thing you'll notice is its marvelous texture a special beater patented by craft gives craft Mayonnaise surpassing smoothness gives it a velvet creaminess hard to duplicate We're proud to be able to tell you craft kitchen fresh mayonnaise is again available We had the most wonderful delicious stew for dinner Yeah, what's that well, it's scarcely four weeks now for Christmas, you know Christmas going to be a problem this year for everybody with prices so high and all and I thought to myself Why don't we just keep Christmas for the children? Why don't you and I agree not to give each other any presents this year? I think that's a very good idea just shake hands and wish each other a merry Christmas and let it go with that great It's agreed then it's a deal shake on it shake fine. That's that. I'll be running along. Okay, no double crossing now Remember, I don't give you a present and you don't give me a present. That's right Horace. Yeah. Good night. Good night Nuts, I guess I've got to get the old go to present Speaking of Christmas presents I'll tell you what I'm giving this year an album of phonograph records Just the thing for kids and for old goats, too. Good for everybody The album is called a Yeah, oh shucks. I can't say it the album is called stories for children told by the great Gelder slave Thanks very much mr. Lang You know, we made an album of children stories last year. This is a new one the brave little Taylor and Hansel and Gretel Let's put it this way. It's no worse than any other album Good night folks The great Gelder slave is played by Harold Perry. It is written by John Whedon and Sam Moore The music is by Jack Macon Included in the cast are Walter Tetley as Lee Roy Louise Erikson as Marjorie and William Randolph as Bertie judge Hooker as Earl Ross and Richard Legrand as mr Peeley This is John Lang saying good night for the craft foods company and inviting you to listen in again next wednesday For the further adventures of the great Gelder slave It's a treat that's always sure fire with the whole family ice cream made with frizz the new craft product Yes, frizz makes delicious velvety smooth ice cream right in your own refrigerator Real ice cream rich with plenty of milk and cream Just add water a little sugar and freeze according to directions on the package Add fruit juice flavoring or coffee for variations from vanilla Frizz is made by an exclusive process that retains the fresh cream flavor Ask your grocer for frizz fr i z z six generous servings from one package This is NBC the national broadcasting company