 Dwi'n gwybod eu bod yn fwy o'r gwirio coronavirus. Felly, mae'n gwybod eich virus, ond mae'r corona yn y fridge. Mae'r ystyried o'r gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio. Wythdo i chi'n ymgyrch chi whiffo'r awg ymlaen. Well, mae'n mynd i'w mewn amser a'r burpa! Rha! Rwy'n meddwl i chi'n gweithio'n gweithio. Rwy'n meddwl i chi'n meddwl i chi, ond yw'n meddwl i chi'n meddwl i chi'n gofynnyddol. I remember going down the tunnel and I said, Right, I reckon you're the new kid in the books. Welcome to your worst nightmare. I won one little buddy. He said afterwards in the paper, he said thank God that game's over with. He said I've never been talked to so much in my life. I say I'm sleep me away. The first one was a call from... I said Kenny Douglas. I remember looking at my dad and I said, Oh, and dad, Kenny Douglas on the phone. He said told him then. I spoke to Kenny Douglas for half an hour. Ac ydydd wedi'i'r beth sy'n dwi'n arddangos peir. Rhaeddu hefyd yn ystod. Ac rhaeddi'n leirio am amlwg ar-mellodd. Rhaeddi'n credu eu bod yn yr ymlaen, a rhaeddi'n leirio'n amlwg. Rhaeddi'n leirio am fflaen, a'u'r fan. Ond ddweud am ardedd ar y gwz a ddweud gorfoddeth, ddweud fraywch. Mae ddweud honno. A'u ddweud ymhyngau o'i ddweud. Gwydian Rhunni. I ddweud, o'n mynd i ddweud. a fyddwch chi i ni, ddweud drwy'n gweithio. Maen nhw'n gwneud, dwi'n iawn o'r faith a'i'n doddwch chi i'n gweithio a phobl iawn nesaf. Wal Funnall, dwi'n dweud i chi, dwi's yn dweud. Mae hi'n gwneud i chi oherwydd, setnda gwneud eu gwirio cyllidol nag yna. Mae rhaid i chi, dwi'n rhaid i chi gweithio. Mae'r newid yn ymweithio, yn i gynyddiol. Mae'n rhaid i chi, dwi'n rhaid i chi. Mae hi'n elderlyl geidwch'u panfemol. Ie, ac mae'n dweud a tyfnwys yn gwneud yr oedlai. Mae'n troi o'r ysgrifennu yma, mae'n ddiw i'n meddwl i'ch bethau. Mae'n ddweud o'r ysgrifennu i'r ysgrifennu. Mae wedi'u sgwr i ddweud o'r 40 o bobl. Mae'n oedl am ddweud o'r 1 miliwn. Mae gennym i'n meddwl i'n meddwl i'r byd. Mae'n meddwl i'r byd i'r byd i'r byd, mae'n meddwl i'r byd i'r byd i'r byd i'r byd i'r byd, ac mae'n gwaith ei wneud ond gyntaf og beth. Mae'n gwaith yn ten COP-Rudd. Fydde'i chynlw splendid. Foydwch, mae'n gwych i gweithio'n llwytoch. Mae'n bryd o'r ddechrau. Mae ywogi, mae wedi wneud eich hyffordd yn fawr oed. Felly fy fawr, gallwch eich bydwch gallu Cllwlaedd. Rwy'n meddwl, maes eich rhan bwysig i chi, a mae eich Llywodra. Mae wedi gweld i'n gweithio'n cwlwp oedd ychwan glaidwch yn mwyaf. ac dwi'n gweffianwch i. A dyna gwaith y bit. Rydych chi'n bob i'r cwmwys. Byddwn i ddim ddim lwyddiad. Dych chi'n pannaig. Diolch chi, pen ride. Yr oed yn ymylch gan y gay. Rwy'n ddim ddim ddim ymylch gofio. Dyna ddim ddim ei ddim ddim e. Ddim ddim yn ddim i ddim yn ddim yn ddim i ddim yn ddim yn ddim. Rwy'n ddim ddim o'r dwyddiad. Er fyddwn i gwaith gwyllfa yn oed. Wrth ni'n gwaith gyda bob i rwyf. ..a'r cyffredd rym ni. A yn ystod, iawn i'r cwmpio. Byddwch yn gwneud. Mae gafodd, because it's a tears of mine. I thought he's got me, he's going to send us back home. I had a tears of his. And he said to the guy, I went... ..no, no, this is not the fucking scene. The guy said, what do you mean? He said, where's me? Umbrella. And the cherry in the sword. I get in. I thought brilliant. He shot up and I've got another eight. I just fell asleep on the beach. Are you not playing tenors before the night? Before the semi-finals? The semi-finals. I just ruled my Chris Waddle. Mae ganddol unith oes yn ymgwrdd, yn rhywbeth. Rwy'n cael'n gond yokio, Lawdd brydol i'r tynall ym niwn. Rwy'n cael rwy'n gondol, a i arddai i ym mwyn ni yn cyfan a gennym. Felly yn ymwyng i'n parwysl. Felly yn yr oed mwyn ar gyfer. Felly yn ymmwneud o'r bwrdd? Rwy'n gondol i bobl. Felly nawr, roedd roeddenn ni i'n cwylwyr. Llywodraethol yn ir�nol. Er rwyf yn ymwneud, ddim yn ddweud am y dyma. Ac rwyf wedi ei gweithio cyfan o anodd. Ac eich gweithio'r gwrdd gynhyrchu, rei'r gwrdd yn gwybod, yn ôl o'r gwybod a'r cyfrannol, a yn rhan o'n gweithio'r gwrdd. Ac rwyf wedi'u eu gwneud o gwybod yn ymdwys. Do you not know who he is? He's got the most important game in his lifetime. Or I know playing, packing tennis with him. So I ran the room a I went to Chris. If anyone knocks on the door just tell him I'm sleeping, I'm tired. He went, yea no problem, gazer. Fylltion he'll adore! fe wrth gyrddwch nawr yn cael anghynydd. Cys. Cys fel Cys fel Cys fel Cys fel Cys fel gyda Cys fel Gyffaeth. Gweithwch. Cyngorllorm. Cys fel Cyngorllorm, byddai'r cymaint yn bwysig yn iawn. Mae chrys, yn gweithiol, mae chi byddwch bod mewn cyfrwyr a dda'i gweithwch. Ielwch i'r cynsig hynny. Gweithwch, gallwch yn gweithwch yn ei fawr fod yn gweld yda. Mae'r llwyth iawn ar y cyfrwyr. Mae'n i gyrwyr. I was hiding from him because I didn't want to know if I was going to play or drop it. He was going to drop it. I was hiding and then he was coming round in the corner and I was about 11 taps on the shoulders and he went, forget about last night. I've already called his daff of the brush, last night wasn't normal. This is what neither of you uses. Today you're playing against the best player in the world, Llywthyr Mateus and I looked at the gap and I'm sorry, I put he is and I walked off and he went come back ac nid o ran i felwg. Mae'n gweld i'r hwn i gyd yn y ddweud i'r ai gyd o'r ddweud. Felly, rwy'n meddwl i'n meddwl. Wrth fy nghylch am ymddiol. Fylla i'n cael ei ddweud, a rwy'n meddwl i'r ffreddiol. Fyllai hefyd i'r hanes. Felly, rwy'n meddwl i'n meddwl i'r hanes ac rwyf wedi'u meddwl i'r ddweud. Ac rwy'n meddwl i'r wneud. A rwy'n meddwl i'r ddechrau. Gwyddaf wnaeth y cychwyn ei rhoi, ac mae wedi bod yn eich gofio. Mae gwynt ar y gyr wedi'i newidau i ni wedi ei hoffi, ac mae wedi gweld 10 pan 22. Mayd bod yn gallu gyntaf am ymarfer. Dyna, dwi'n ganddio'n fei'r môl ac rwy'n ganddio'n hefyd, mae ganddio'n ddu llun, gan gyda'n cael ei wneud o'r iedd. A dwi'n dweud hynny. Felly, mae diewaith gyda'r ganddio'n gweld yma heddiw. that just a shame that you got nothing else, you went, what was it? Get back in there, take your kit off, put your fucking suit on, get the fuck out my club. Sardwas giegwyd, you went, I'm fucking serious, do it now. I went, Oh fuck, so I went in the dress room, they have to take my kit off, me know my age shirt and that, and the players were like, what's happening, I won't have got to go fucking home. So I put my suit on, and the lads were giegwyd in a bit. I went fuck it on, he's fuming. So I'm walking out the pitch, I'm walking out the ground, ffans oedd yn oed. Diolch, maen nhw chi'n cael ei goant? Rwyf ni'n defnyddio allan y gallwn cyflwynnol. Rwyf ni'n cael hwnnw i, ac rwyf ni'n gallu ei gofadwyr. Rwyf ni'n cael ei gweithio. Fyn ni'n ddyn nhw'n eliwch wedi gweld yn ddoch. Felly fel rhywfni'n gweithio'r llwyr eraill. Felly mae wedi ei gweithio i'r llwyddiam, bod wedi gweithio i ddrygu. Felly roedd amddol ni ddwy. Roedd yna ni wedi gweithio. ac i'w unrhyw dros사� am Nesonon,On't that day. So I went all okay then. So I went the shopping board for a fмотр. I said I didn't realise brice is two goals. So I managed to score two. I managed to score three in fact. Was going that way I scored Artrick so. That was okay. Did you know how big the rivalry was between Celtic Rangers... when you played the flute, on your death threats. You fucking Ian Ferguson was just saying that. He just said you know, if you scored the sash. You know, on what's a sash, he says that and you sure it is. He is a fan that love it. when he said that he said, as a fans, I love him and I went oh I'll do anything for the fuck them fans me and obviously scored against Starbucks arrest and I did it so I scored and on the way home I'll tell me Dad, when Dad get he pay us I am on all the fucking backpages man I scored got my hand on my hand I scored at Starbucks arrest he fucking get the backpages and you love him give the papers to me mam as well so I've got up and I went to the fucking I went to the papers, on the side bit, where he's selling papers. I'm like, fuck me, I'm in the front page, shit. I went, dad, fuck me, I don't think I'm in the back pages, but I think I'm on every other fucking page that I already are going to kill this man. And he's just giggled, he says, you'll be all right. And then when I got that letter through, and I read it, and Walter read it, and he says, you think he's going to kill you? And I think so, fucking hell. And I said, get the police and then the police come. And I said, you see this letter, he's serious. I mean, the guy left his name, number, mobile house address and a lot. So he's going to kill us as a cop. I went, yeah, he's going to kill you. So when I went and seen him, I waited two days, two days, I stayed in doors. And I will shit myself. And then the police come and I said, did you see him? I said, yeah. And I said, what was you going to kill us? I went, yeah, I said, fuck me, what are you going to do about it? I went, nothing. I said, until he comes to our country, I said, we're not going to hang around the airport. So when I used to play, I used to look in the crown and fucking look to see if anyone's got a gun and that. So I went on for a few months, I would shit myself. And then obviously I got a letter back from him. He says, OK, you've not done it for a while. I'll let you go on that one. I could relax then. And Fergie went, he's a stupid bastard. But he's giving you something to check on to your car for bombs? Yeah, the police come to see six o'clock and I says, what's that? He says, check on your car for bombs. I says, what, if the car starts up, he says, yeah. And I went, fucking hell. And he says, be careful with your meal. If you open it, it could explode in your face. And I was like, really fucking panicked. And so I used to get me made, Jimmy. So Jimmy, go on, take your drivers into work. I'll just have a cigarette at the moment. And I used to wait for Jimmy to start the car up and see if it blew up, I'd be like 300 yards away. I'd be like 300 yards away. I said, what are you doing? I said, have a fight, start the fucking car up. Did you break into McCoy's this house? Yeah, I knew he kept his kitchen window open and I used to have a couple of paints at the grave. He calls you to go home at 11.30 and I'd just stay at the book. But I knew my house was 1.8 made from his. So I thought I'd just walk home and sit in for the taxi. And I was walking and I thought, fuck, I'm starving. So I knew he kept his back kitchen window open a little bit. So I got in and lifted the window up. And I went inside and I saw just me and myself, I had my sandwich. And the next thing I said, the light on behind us, we're fucking guys with a baseball bat right behind us. And he went, I was fucking you. He says, I'll see you in the morning. I went, cheers guys, I'll see you in the morning. I came back and they walked over the savage. That was hilarious. I mean, fucking, how good job we did in Watties with that stick. Yeah, club because he said he heard somebody downstairs and that and I was just making me savage. I thought it was in my own house. Can you bust into the dressing room but you had two fish. I think you and McCoy's were injured. Yeah, it was me and McCoy's were injured. I'd been fishing, I caught a couple of trout. I said, I want these trout. I'm sticking in Gordon Jude's. Someone's caught, he went, I've got Gordon Jude's keys. And I was there, all given sponsored cars. Like they have money to give everyone a car with intent in-ground or something. And so I put one in the boot and Coy's, he went, he's going to notice that. I went, I know that, that's all right. I went inside his car and just squeezed it under the seat, right under the seat so you'd never find it. And then he Gordon Jude, you must have smelled the trout in the boot and he come in the dressing room with the trout. He went, I think you'll never catch me out. I went, yeah, you got me there mate. I've been fucking two weeks later. He went, I'm not being funny, but there's a fucking other fish on end of it. And I went, no there isn't. And then I eventually seen it. I had to get it out. It was fucking stinging in his car. And he tried to sell it, he couldn't sell the car. So he went to a different money and had to buy him a new fucking car. So that trout cost me 17 grand or something. So I was regretted for it. Yeah, I had some laughs. What was the game you were drinking? Whiskey at half time and you came out and scored two? Cuffing on. Against horse. You were nervous? No. I was just fucking, I was just sitting there and I had the first half, I wasn't the best. I had that row with Coy's T. And I was just sitting there and I said, fucking, and I went, sorry Coy's T. I said, I had no problem. And I was sitting there and I said, fucking, I got a pulling finger out. And then what, or she knocks me in and he had a fucking drink. I went, no. I went, I won't get one. I went, oh okay. So I went in the boardroom, I had a treble. And I went, okay, there's another one. So I whacked that in. And he went, he had a drink now. And I went, yeah. He said, no fucking go out and do the business. I went, okay, and I went and scored two in 20 minutes. But afterwards, I went in the cup final. I went like come up and he says, right guys. You've had your drink. You're fucking staying indoors. I went, all right then. So I went home. And I was about 10 o'clock at night. And I found out where the players were in the way, the managers and the wives. So I turned up the Indian restaurant. Took me clothes off and danced on the table, bollock-nated. How was your day? Yeah, it was a day. So it was a bit of a laugh. Next thing I know, I'm fucking retired. And I think, shit, what am I gonna do now, like, you know? You went from like, you know, every time you went to bed at night time and you knew you were doing something in the morning. Well, when you quit, you think, what am I gonna do now, like, you know? And I didn't really want to go into management. I did try it, kept it in manager. It's funny. The chairman says, Paul, get well to the third division. I did, I put them in the fucking fourth. How was it, Paul, going into rehab for the first team? Was that when you metted for the first team that you had that problem? I didn't really admit it the first time. Yeah, I didn't want to admit it, you know? I was only there for 21 hours. I was going to see the 28. Aeroclack can come and seen us. It was so funny. He says, when I said 50 questions, he says, five and under, you know, an alcoholic, and five and over, you are. And I went, okay, and I'm fucking lying, everyone. So I answered the 50 questions. I come up with 35 fucking points, and that's telling lies. Liam Gallagher's done a few of it, who says that he's a part in one night and he put out a five extra, Michelle. It was in the town, it was in London. And someone said Liam Gallagher's in the restaurant. Posh is fucking, I went, all right. So I got out of the taxi and I went out. And I went, hi, Liam. The first time I met him, he went, oh, you're all right, because I sit down. And he had a big full of steak in front of him and I had a couple of drinks and that. And he went, do you want a steak? I went, nah, nah, I'm not hungry. He went, all right, I'm just too set, and I'm going to tell you. He went and told me, I fucking had your steak. And he come back and he went, where's my fucking steak? And I rubbed my stomach and I went, ah, cheers. And he went, fuck it. So I thought he's going to order another steak. I come back with a faex thing, so I'm just fucking mulled his all over. Wow, Jesus Christ. He just sprayed it all over his man, just all over the table, didn't give a fuck. I just put it down. And we just started eating again, never had a few drinks. Yeah, had some last for him. He's a good guy as well, he's talented. Yeah, amazing guy. Yeah, so I've had an opportunity to meet a lot of famous people. But I just take them as if one of me, you know, like you said, I just feel like I'm just like a normal guy. You know, I look enough to be good with his feet. I play for Tottenham. And the lads went, because I do something funny. I went, no, I can't, I was just a presser watching. I've just been bored for 2.2 million, I've got to be fucking serious. And when I ate a bone bastard, so now I'm driving home and I've got warmed up. So I look across the road on the way home and I see a zoo. And I thought, that's okay. So I went home and I couldn't sleep. I knew what I was going to be doing. So I went to the zoo, claimed a fence sort of thing, not in the guy's door who owned the zoo, lived in there. I said, need a favour, you went, fucking hell, poor gasket. And what do you want? Anything. I went, ostrich, please. So I went, you want a fucking ostrich? Yeah, please. So he gives an ostrich and I put it on my head shirt on the back. And I went on the training ground and it was so fucking funny. I'm waiting for the lads training and I get this ostrich out the back of the car and I threw it on the fucking training pitch. I fucking lads were fucking laughing their heads off. And this ostrich is running all over the gasket on my head shirt on. But what was funny, the lads finished training, it happened at 12. You ever try catching a fucking ostrich? So I got to finish around about five o'clock, caught the ostrich cos I got tangled up in the shirt and I took the back to the zoo. He fucking went off and he said, look the fuck, what are you doing to me ostrich? The feathers were all over the place and everything. I went, the cabinet is one of the shit in front of the goal but it's quick as fuck. How was it going to Euro 96 with playing for a Scottish team? I got hammered for a few months of the players and we're going to stick it right up the English bastard. And I just went with him and I said, look you guys, I'm playing about again seven years, so I know how you just play, you just know how I play but you don't know how I'm like when I play for my country. And to score that goal against Andy Gorrell, I was fucking brilliant. And I gave him quite luck, quick glance when I scored it. And then I turned away and he was fucking, he wasn't happy and I enjoyed the celebration. And it was quick, it was alright. You know, I was like, I went on holiday and I wasn't thinking about it. And then about five days ago, at the end of the holiday, I went, oh fuck, I've got to go back to Scotland, yeah. And I started panicking a little bit, but the lads were brilliant in the dressing room. I used to go like, I used to get a bowl in the dressing room and get a mop and pretend it was Colin Henry and I used to flick it over the mop and then volleyed past Andy Gorrell and I'd do the celebration. He wasn't happy. But yeah, the guys were brilliant, you know. I didn't want to go to Chelsea because of Hodl. I mean, Hodl says I found God, I says that must have been a fucking great pass.