 It's so stupid it's positively Yep, Shalameen to God Andrew's show we are the brilliant ideas podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness waxes hell Okay, um, what are we doing, man? I didn't I Come in knowledge stand in front. Yeah, Nila. Come here. Can you just stand in front of the camera? Well, you can bring your case. What do y'all think knowledge favorite rapper is? Yeah You can tell who somebody's favorite rapper is by the way they dressed. Yeah, we think knowledge favorite rapper is everybody guess guess You can see the kicks. Yeah I Would say Missy Elliott man shut up. What? Oh Yeah, I'm sorry. Are you asked? I would say Who do you think Andrew? Oh I think there's like some Tyler the creator there. Okay, no Tyler way fresher than that. You think I think Now the do be fresh now the fresh now the fresh outfit is fresh. That's you fresh. Well, are those actual snowboard pants? That's why I asked you a question and this is like don't take this in any weird way Why are there like ventilation pockets in the crotch area? I'll be so fresh though cuz Nila is like casual fresh You know, I'm saying like she could like if she was drinking out of a red pup You might walk by and put some change in it, but you'd be like Not with the fresh niggas You say Tyler you say Missy Cuz of the backie. What do you think Charlie? What do you think she looks like you think? Oh, that's J. Cole all day Oh, yeah You do I didn't know that you have your bicycle you ride a bicycle. That's a J. Cole. Do She's dropped an embalm on me bro. She's there. I hear it. What tell me cracker. Tell me what you were Oh Man listen, how was the show this weekend crazy man Andrew shows was out here looking like a goddamn rock star, man I should bought a tear tomorrow. I'm not gonna. You did text me. No, I did man Cuz that shit just like I just like to see my motherfuckers winning man I like seeing my people winning and that shit was like, yeah Damn Andrew took the stairs I'm serious because there's no elevator to success. You gotta take them fucking stairs And when you take them stairs and get the way you want to be that shit looks like whoa And it was just cool to experience it with all my guys to like that's the best part the same crew like I mean fine Just having all the guys that I've known from like literally before this, you know Like I knew dove who's who's basically managing all these things. I knew of my first friend in college Mm-hmm Jamil who's been you know selling our ads like I knew that's my first friend in high school Like to have them all be part of this whole thing and like Alex media, you know after Greg obviously But like first person doing the the video and the visuals and all stuff and then mark coming along and vala And all these other people miles like everybody's just been part of it like Opportunity prove themselves we execute That's it and they're making it easier for the next generation because even listening to mark mark. I'm I was doing fucking open mics two years ago You know 3,000 people perform and it's just like that's what you're supposed to do You're supposed to make it easier for the people coming behind you, but they earn it though Nothing's given here is like that's right You get an opportunity like what are you gonna do with that opportunity? That's what I was telling you like I've always I've always taken from you like we were having this discussion yesterday So it feels weird we hash in it, but but I think it's important that we tell him it's like Like culture gets passed down through people. That's right. So like Seeing like what you did for me Like you basically were like Here's this opportunity and you don't even present it like that you're like, you know We both do things but I was given an opportunity you had a massive audience But you you're not saying you're not telling me exactly what I have to do I'd have to learn from you, but I also have to take advantage of that opportunity I'm sure you give opportunities. They don't take advantage. They fuck it up all the time So then what are you gonna do? You're gonna drag them along. Well, I mean when you a point guys You just keep passing the ball. You just give me some shooters Mommy some shooters my my passing skills aren't gonna be diminished ever I just want people that when they get this motherfucker They could go that's what I was saying is like everybody on the team like they earn their shit Like they earn like Alex earn his fucking he put time in prison I Told me for you love I said, bro, you're not white and you didn't watch you to always say that the Alex like look No, you're in a good position, but you're not white But no, it's just great to see all of them take advantage of it like just trying to like bring people on that like I don't know have that same hunger cuz you I think you and I are willing to do things and what accent obviously people in this room We're willing to do things because we know what it could get us. So like I Don't like working with people there to like short-term goal oriented. You know, I mean like they worried about like the first thing They worried about getting all their money in the first week and I'm like, you don't realize like if you're here You will be Nobody's not gonna may make money, but but when when I got to deal with that. I'm like, oh, why oh, you don't care Recognize That's good. So when you get people to actually believe and that's it. Oh, that's when they go hard for you Yeah, that's where you can pick your players It might be somebody that people might not think that it's so cool, but this person can make it make sense, man Yeah, I think I do it all day recognize opportunity when it's not a paycheck attachment Privilege position to learn a thing or two. Yeah, you can't lose like I just I just love to see it And I love the whole Rick flan nature boy Jumping off the goddamn pj with the fucking robot. I mean walking out with the Dallas cheerleaders But then just watching people because when I posted it, I saw people saying yo, that was the funniest comedy show ever been to him Oh, really? Oh, yeah, y'all in Dallas, right? Yeah Dallas in Houston. I was in Houston It was people literally in my country. Yeah, y'all the funniest show ever been to in my life That's what you want. Yeah, once you do that skies the limit now when motherfuckers start talking like that you you you out of here Bro, that I said that too. I was just talking to the guys on flagrant. I was just like Like when people say oh, this is my sixth show. I've been to where my fifth show was I've been to I was like Yeah, even from the beginning I Always is like my longevity will be in delivering the best show Every night because I know people got a Uber. They got babysitters. They rearrange their schedule They called their their mom to take care of their kid like so much went into those people coming out that night So I'm like I got to make sure that not only is this the best show you've ever experienced But if I come back here, you will feel crippling pain if you don't go Yeah, like you know, you are missing out on the other product so they come back and get it And it's like I know motherfuckers who go out and road and it's like they just collect in a check And it's like people ain't gonna come back. Yeah, no, why why? Joke same Gotta go you gotta push The only way to gain longevity the only way to gain consistency is to be consistently excellent You got to go out there every night and at least go at 25. Yeah, you don't as good as your last game. That's it I don't know about that either. Oh shit. Yeah Smash your girl great for two months and you have one night. You nut early. That's your last time I always not say that is because like LeBron James been playing 19 years Ron James goes out and scores 10. Yeah, we're gonna forgive him. Yeah But what if it's six games in a row, you know what they gonna start saying start falling? Oh, he's a bomb He never could shoot and they don't take away with what you've done So if you've smashed so let's put it in the sex category if you've been smashing the girl And then the last six times is wack and she start going around telling you that you whack You probably wasn't that good the first 30 times. You might have been lying to you damn Yeah, it's fucked up. I was that was personal Oh It's delivered a show man That's what we try to do. So let me turn it up deliver the show, you know And there's nothing like success when you bring your people along for the ride And that's what that that's that's like the biggest thing I want people to take away from any of this, right? If what you're doing doesn't benefit other people and put other people in position. It's not big enough Feel good. It's not big enough. Yeah, it's like when we hear these people go like success is lonely. It's like for you Yeah, now don't get me wrong you got to put yourself in that position to be able to carry that way Yeah, but sometimes early on you might try to take on too much weight too early and you're not even strong enough yet Yeah, you know what I mean? You got to make sure the way you're carrying on is like people who want it just as much as you That's right. If you just carrying around so you ask a party after the show is like that's what you're gonna get But if everybody there is excited about their specific thing and and they are obsessed with their specific thing That's right. It's like you guys could create something really special like a real point guards shooting guards Yeah, I'm saying you got a center like everybody playing they know their role They know what they got to do and they're like in love with that Like wow, I love the motherfucker that is in love with their thing their thing and and sometimes that's hard because like You know, there's ego in this shit, you know, and this, you know, sometimes Sometimes you might want to bring somebody on the team I'm sure you experiences and they they come on the team as a producer But you know, like deep down they really want to be talent a talent and that's fine I need to know that. Yes. So when shit starts fucking up. Yes, I know the problem Because maybe it's time for you to switch positions. Maybe you've outgrown this position That's all or but then you also have situations where like somebody comes on like they just want to be uh There want to be a videographer they're obsessed with it and it's like Now they get to do the thing they're obsessed with they're gonna go above and beyond they're gonna work 14 hours 16 It's not like they're clocking out so they could do their passion. That's right. They clock in to do their passion So those are the best No, I love it. That's why I gotta get y'all out to a show, man I'm coming. I don't know. I think I think I'm gonna come to the Philly show the Philly one I was looking at the schedule yesterday. I think I'm gonna come to the Philly show Vegas Vegas we got a Vegas. We got to do some I want I want to come out to it with the tigers I want the white tiger. Yeah, you want the white tiger and I might come I might come down I got to come out on the tiger from in Vegas, right? Yeah with some cocaine babies coming out with the tigers Okay, I could go right come out with the tiger I want to come out with the tigers or two of those little Asians to do the back flips in a circus A leg little asian. What do you mean? They're little asian dudes. They do the circus like little people Like you mean like actual like well, they could be a little too, but usually they're just shorter Yeah, oh got you got you got you got you circus ladies in Vegas Yeah, bro. I mean trouble everywhere. Where'd you think it was? I had no idea No, I thought he traveled to your city Yo, speaking of that, what the fuck happened to the Universal Soul Circus show? What's that? What happened to the Universal Soul Circus show? I don't know what you crackers talking about Well, you're lost It's the Black Circus The Universal Soul Circus Soul Circus. I don't hear about that shit no more. There was a Black Circus? Yes Yes, man pit bulls doing backflips all types of what? Those pit bulls is doing backflips now You don't remember that shit? The Universal Soul Circus. There was a Black Circus going on. So it was Barnum and Bailey's was the white circus I never heard of that. Yes, Barnum and Bailey. You've never heard of Barnum and Bailey's? Yes, the greatest show on earth with a big circle circus. Definitely Barnum and Bailey 100% Yeah, Barnum and Bailey everybody heard of PT Barnum Yeah, I've never heard of Barnum and Bailey circus. Never in my life. No, no Barnum and Bailey Barnum and Bailey A Barnum and Bailey man, you know I ain't go to that But you've heard of it, but you went to the Universal Soul Circus. Oh, for sure. We went I've hosted it a few times I've definitely hosted the Universal Soul Circus What do you do? Yo make some noise Y'all ready for some clowns? Y'all ready for some clowns? Y'all they got the motorcycles that go around the circle thing. It's really dope man This guy's legendary when he hosts a comedy show, bro. This guy's a legend Yeah, you just go up there and do like 10-15 minutes I'm doing this shit He's actually like, yeah, okay. I got it. He'll go up All the whole shit we used to do back in the day Bro, I was really weird We used to go hard back in the day though. Back in the day you used to go hard Remember when you did that we were like in Fox or something like that? I don't remember what I don't know. You just went up there like Uh You just said literally the least amount of things you because I don't even know you said their full name You know why I'm gonna tell you why because I hate being on stage at comedy shows because motherfuckers think I'm about to do some fucking I'm not a goddamn comedian. You said you're like, uh, you know, you guys could be anywhere in the world But you're here And then you beg and you beg actually y'all can't be anywhere Y'all broke. All right, give it up for your first Just make the whole crowd feel like dog shit. I used to walk out and be like, look man I'm about to sit my ass down. I pull out of school. I'm about to sit down So y'all can never say shawlam ain't out here trying to stand Like lute the variety variety had me this year like about a month ago. They had me in like the what was it the top Most impactful people in comedy. Really? I could see it. No The donkey of the days are fucking yeah I mean, I understood and I told him that I'm like, yo, I'm not a comedian But he's on it though. He's on it. The donkey today is comedic It's funny and it is super impactful because if you don't get a day and light someone up That's the news story sometimes. Yeah, so that is impactful I understood what variety was saying though because they had like executives in there, too You know what I'm saying? So they was talking about like the black effect and the slated Comedians on the black effect and they're brilliant idiots and things like that. You know what I'm saying? And so they were just talking about The platforms And people I put on the platform, you know, I mean, so I understood that I'm like, okay cool Because I ain't I'm not out here telling no no jokes. I got respect to craft for comedy too much like that's not a game You out there playing one on you do word up you have to be crickets. I've been like, uh, come on, man That shit is so fucking stressful Q&A Bro, you out there playing one on none, bro Like you out there just you that shit ain't even boxing. I guess it is like boxing shadow boxing I think comics like to say it's like boxing. I never heard a boxer say it's like comedy Yeah Yeah, like, you know, we always like to romanticize the shit we do make it seem more dangerous and I rather I rather get punched in the face I wrote the box before I go do that. Yeah I'd rather get punched in the face and have 2000 people just stay here Yeah, I was shadow boxing with you all day. Somebody's telling me a wax stand right here and give me some joke I Word up I don't have it because that shit is frustrated when you just standing out there with the mic and everybody started booing your ass What are you doing that situation? I wouldn't know No, I like that Oh, I had people upset at me and that kind of shit that should happen at shows And I've had people throw things at me and that kind of stuff But like when you come out to one of my shows, you know what to expect back in the day that's like Back in the day, that's like a situation where people didn't know what to expect And I had some maybe some jokes that were a little wild You know and they weren't ready for that kind of material, but people come out now for that You come out to my shows They want the flagrancy. They want the flagrancy. You're gonna get a wild show, man Yeah, we have Marlon Wayne's on breakfast club last weekend He said like the stage is the one place that you you can't get canceled Like the stage is the one place where you can, you know Say what it is that you want to say. Yeah, you know what I mean It's all we got that I was just playing It's comedy because it's in the context of comedy, but I don't I don't know I agree But then I don't know if you still can't cause Outrage and backlash. I think you can depending like who you are Like I think a lot of that outrage and backlash is based on like who people think you are You know what they already want to cancel you that's the thing But like with like remember Tracy Morgan like Tracy Morgan was this like lovable adorable guy What is that for 30 rock 30 rock and then they go see his stand-up and it's like some wild flagrant shit So there's all these like soccer moms going. Yo, like what is this? What's going on here they're trying to cancel but Tracy Morgan early in his career that's going up and like deaf comedy and jam and Shit nobody's surprised what he's saying because they know what they're coming for But most comedians have a dark sense of humor It's rooted in trauma a lot of the time humor is dark like there's no such thing as victimless humor Somebody's gonna be the somebody got to be the victim sometimes is you sometimes is someone else Like you know what stages is literally like You know when we have thoughts in our head that are fucked up, but we don't say it It's you are saying it every single thing you think and that's what makes you chuckle And it's a safe space for it. It should be we all enter in this room going We're gonna hear some wild shit, but you know what even if it's not true because jokes aren't true I hate when people are like, oh, it's the truth and jokes. That's not always true But they're not true somewhere, but the feeling might be real Yeah, like remember the old like old like jewish comics remember they would be like uh, take my wife Please are that kind of shit? Yeah, like you don't really want someone to take your wife But your wife's annoying you see like yeah someone just take her like that that is a joke And you're laughing at the audacity of a man saying that about his wife my wife Yeah, that was one of the good fellas. So what was that that part? It was in the movie It was a movie the guys I remember when they were doing jokes. You're like, hey, man, take my wife, please It was an old one-liner. He was probably trying to be like any young man or some shit like to your point Oh, everybody has to be a victim in the joke. That's why I hate when people say I don't want to be the buddy of jokes Which you want to be the dick Like the arm like why I got to be the butt like why I got to be that part of your body like You're just the material that we're on right now your ass That's right. And if you condition you should be able to take it Like, you know, that's why it's true though. And if it is too sensitive, you just say it. Yeah, just tell me to back off Yeah, we're not going to back off Now we're gonna really push hard, you know what I mean? But at least at least I know All right, I understand why you a little bit upset, but I think to that point too is like Sometimes we just we'd be discussing other people's traumas. Uh, that's the thing, right? So we don't know what triggers other people like Marlon Wayans got a special coming out this week on uh, HBO max comes out on the 19th is called um, I think it's called You know what it is And he was telling us about a joke that got taken out You know what I mean? And so we we we kept it in the interview, but we bleeped it blah blah this and that When I heard the joke, I'm like I can see why they would want to say that out. Can you say it or not? I'm not I'm not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say it because you know, I don't want to It's a reason that HBO max took that as a reason breakfast club leafed and just people are so Sensitive, but I can see why that Would possibly upset someone because that could be somebody's trick Yeah, and also like you you've decided that you sign a contract to do a show for a network Like that's right. The network has a responsibility to a lot more People than just your audience So they have to consider the people that might watch this that don't like that kind of stuff And that's the risk that they take absolutely But you also sign the deal and you sign the deal knowing there's certain things that they're not supportive of Same thing with me like I understand that like it's easy to when you don't have a deal to go I'm not changing my comedy at all But you sign a seven-figure deal and all of a sudden you're like, oh, I have to be an adult You gotta be an adult like you get to dress a certain way at work When you go into the office in corporate america, they're like, we want you to wear pants We want you to wear a shirt shiny shoes That's trying to function like and you go You could say I want to wear shorts and they could be like that's not why you sign the contract This is football. You have rule every job. You have rules. Yes 100%. So I'm not I I'm one of these people like I think that your humor should be whatever the fuck you want to be And you can still do that at your shows you can still do in all these different places You can do it on youtube put your shit however the fuck you want on youtube That's what I do. Yeah, but on instagram youtube however the fuck I want But if you are signing a deal with a network You have to understand that they are going to feel liable for your shit And they might get in trouble and they might not want it and that's the decision you have to make You want to make millions of dollars? Then you might have to cut a joke man. That's yo, by the way, that's I love that rules I was just talking to my home. I was talking to Aaron McGruda about that You know this weekend and you know, he's an executive producer on the gods on his truth on comedy central september 17 10 p.m But it's like yo, do you really want to lose millions of dollars for some words? So Here's the thing for some words that somebody has made up losing it. You're not even losing it You put those same words that same joke up on instagram put it on youtube it can be out there No one's stopping you You sign a contract with these rules Like when you sign to be a fucking basketball player or football player, they say you can't go skiing You can't smoke you can't smoke Don't go on four by fours or whatever. What do you love more? You love skiing you love riding motorcycles if you love fucking making millions of dollars to do basketball or football Go hang out with meek mill if you want bruh or make millions of dollars playing a fucking sport This is it, but you could still put your shit out. That's the beautiful thing about the internet back in the day I understand the pushback. You're like, I want to put my comedy out the way it is now By all means. Oh, but now you want to make millions of dollars. Yeah Well, that always comes with a caveat nobody in history made millions of dollars without a caveat But you know what you did that was smart when you started putting stuff up on instagram and on youtube They were still well Crafted thought out jokes. Of course. So even if you were touching on edgy material It was still well thought out and crafted what I've been telling all these comics y'all not getting in trouble on the stage You're getting in trouble because you're doing And just talking because you just on twitter just tweeting away Like I don't want to lose nothing for just some shit that we don't care about exactly Fuck about it was bruh I tweeted some shit about afghanistan yesterday, right and I'm like why and then I started getting all this pushback and then I started I was I was about to start arguing and I was like Why you about to die on this hill? No, no, I literally said to myself. I was like, oh, I don't care about afghanistan I never have cared about afghanistan And I don't care about in the future most likely now. That's sad. That's unfortunate But I'm a fraud if I'm gonna start arguing about some shit that I really do not care about So I'm like this is not worth it. That's why I don't get caught up in the algorithm conversation Yeah, whatever everybody is talking about on social media I take a peek at it and I'm like there's nothing my voice can add to this conversation And if I do have an opinion about it, I'm going to talk about it on breakfast club I'm gonna talk about it here on the brilliant ideas podcast. So where I have a nice. Well thought out You know conversation about something even though they're gonna still cut it up and bits and pieces and take it And flip it how they want to Either that does last week with the good I saw you going viral for that The uh, what was it the verses you said the six nine will wash M&M in the verses Did you think I was serious when we were having that? Yeah, 100% Shut up, man I did Me too I'm serious I thought you were serious I understood what you were saying though Like It was a generational thing Yeah But I listen, you know what They accept this more That's my fault I get it We got to be impeccable with our word You know what I'm saying We got to say things that we only really mean Now I didn't my whole point with that conversation was I think that some of these kids a record like gummel might slap harder Then things in M&M catalog because these guys don't know These guys and girls don't know M&M catalog My name is going to hit though You think so My name is But you're almost 40 My name is My name is What You know what I mean? Slips What I could say But I was just like I'm like somebody paid for that though Somebody paid for that What for that to go out That was four months We talked about that four months to go I don't even remember I saw it on all the block I'm starting to wonder bruh It's like These are paid campaigns Okay Come on They got it Right Like every blog talks about it And we supposed to believe this is And what was it to like smear you to like No no no I mean it looks good for 6ix9ine Wow You know what I'm saying The conversation to verse is right now And everybody winning Yeah That's what I think I think I think a lot of these stuff be paid campaigns And I'm not mad at it You know what I mean That's fucking interesting I'm not mad at it To run with it He's starting to get some buzz He had the combo and act stuff Other people starting to talk He's doing videos And the Nelk boys Keep the flame going Let me throw a couple bucks at these different blogs Why not? It's nothing It's only right It's nothing Do you think this stuff just organically I don't get me wrong A lot of this stuff does organically happen But there ain't no conversation from four months to go Just organically popping up Come on Yeah You know what I mean Not that convo Now if it was a convo about some edgy shit We was talking about What was the last one Last goes viral with the doodoo I mean it goes every week I literally get somebody Oh you on this show every week Y'all pay for that shit literally Yeah you ain't even got enough money to do it I don't even know what we're doing Y'all are doing paid all that money from the chicken farm And the Star Wars All that is going right to pay that But a lot of But I thought that the conversation we were having was So absurd Like even if you continue to listen to the convo I start saying Britney Spears will beat Eminem in the verse Britney would Britney definitely Nah Britney Nah we got nothing to say But that's my point Britney beat the breaks off of most of these girls man But it's a problem Especially now Ain't nobody rooting against me But that's my point Those are verses matchups that will never happen It's absurd Why would Eminem be doing the verses with Britney? Why would Eminem be doing the verses with you? Who should Eminem do the verses with? I don't think there's nobody he could do it When he's in his own lane Nas And I mean they're both lyricists That's the thing like that might be the best I think that you could put them in there Eminem and Nas Renegade Yo Renegade's a fire Renegade is fire Eminem and Nas might not be bad It might be good right? Nah that might not be bad Cause they're both two top tier lyricists And they're not like Okay Nihilah's a DJ Come here Nihilah Come here come here come here They're not like big beats people either Is that mic on right there? Is that mic on right there? Nihilah sit on the speaker No no sit on the speaker right there Sit on that speaker right there No no you're good like that And then What do you think? You with Nihilah's a DJ Turn to the mic Is that working? You look like you're about to tell everybody Jesus is coming Jesus No one's art Jesus is coming get right What do you think? That's the fact though actually Jesus is coming get right Jesus ain't coming back here Yes he is Yeah well no he is not Why not? Jesus is gonna No Jesus is gonna He's coming to get beat No Jesus is sitting back I'll see y'all when y'all get there I'm not coming back He's gonna come get beat No he's not I'll see y'all What do you think? Nas and Eminem you don't think that's a good one? Nah I don't want to see Nas and Eminem I would want to see Nas and Jay Nas and Jay Yeah We seen that already I don't want to see Nas and Jay No we didn't Me neither We seen that already I don't want to see Nas and Jay When they did When they did their Their Rance back and forth When they did their This Is Back and Fourth That was all Nas and Jay stop it Yeah I don't want to see Nas and Jay Crazy right I don't want to see Nas and Jay Nas got three songs with a good beat Stop being a different song With Calot But everybody's so excited When he does a song with Calot Oh When Nas and Jayz did a song With Calot Everybody was excited Like oh We appreciated the verses Because verses I don't think that's a good match I don't I don't think Jay and I think it sounds good It looks good on paper Because of their history But song wise I don't think Jay and Nas is a good match I mean it's kind of like Jeezy and Gucci Sound wise They don't really But because of their history You being disrespectful Gucci got Gucci got slappers Gucci and Jeezy are actually in the Same vein In the same lane category That's all trap music Let me clarify We're just talking about Hits And I think Nas doesn't have Like we could all name the hits Right What are the Nas hits I mean it depends what you call hits Because Nas got a lot of like Uchi Wally Wally Yeah but then you can play stuff like Life's a bitch and then you die You know what I mean Hate me now You can hate me now The message I love Like I love the message off It was written Like fake thugs no love You get this love See before Augusto Like I'm saying like Yeah Now I got cultural anthems Nas and Jeezy are two of my top Seven favorite MCs of all time Sure sure that But I just feel like that's why it's got to be Bars Like if you just make it about bars Then the audience is going to be ready for that That's why I think Nas and them would be pretty dope I think Nas and them It's not going to lie Nas and them ain't bad I'm not bad That's the verse and you know who would do it Em That ain't a bad verse though Em and Em really looks up to Nas I think that's like Jeezy Nas and Biggie And maybe Poc I think those are the ones I don't know I don't know what the There's no backstory That could bring that together Other than saying like these are two of the greatest lyricists to ever live Yeah But that's a good one Who do you who would you want to see Em and Em go against? I don't know That's my Like I don't know I don't know who Em and Em will go against Em is really in the lane of his own Bro Yeah I don't know I don't know What about Twister? All right Okay guys And I love Twister But come on That's not a good matchup Bees like these Matchups matter Bro Yeah Matchups matter He's going to dunk on them He's going to dunk on them I'm saying matchups matter Like you could get a great top tier artist And put them against the wrong matchup And they could get embarrassed Okay Okay Groups wise Outcast vs Um Trial Call Quest Outcast vs Trial Call Quest Do you think there's a little generational thing there though? Not for us Because I mean that's our generation Outcast and Trial If you 40 and up Outcast and Trial But both are generations If you're under 40 You still had Outcast But you didn't really have Trial Yeah It was that Right? Yeah Because I probably heard Tail ended of Outcast But you weren't hearing that much Trial How young 30 though? I think 30 and younger Might have missed Trial And I'm not Trial Yeah Trial I missed me And I'm 37 You just wasn't listening But Trial was definitely around Listen to the gospel Listen to the gospel Outcast and Trial would be phenomenal Okay, what about this? I don't know if this is fair But what if it's Outcast Wu-Tang I don't like that matchup Really? I just don't like that matchup I don't like I think Outcast and Trial But both in the same vein I don't like the Outcast Wu-Tang matchup Okay I mean they I don't know I mean Outcast It makes street music Socially conscious street music But it's just too different Okay, here's a wild one Plains Outcast Migos No That wouldn't be fun It would be fun You don't think that would be fun It's very Atlanta But to my point Sure, it's Atlanta Atlanta go crazy The old heads be going crazy For Outcast And the young kids be going crazy It'd be a big listening party But we talking about verses Like you said It would be a little different Yeah, fair enough But to my point That we was making In the last podcast Four months ago That got taken out of context It's generational So you got a whole generation Who grew up on Migos Who probably think Migos 20 songs Slap way harder And then you got a generation That grew up on Outcast That's like No, you bugging This is that That's why when little Kim Said that she wanted to do Nikki I was like I think it might turn out bad for her Cause everybody is gonna know Nikki's stuff Cause it's the most current Generational ones are very tricky Actually, that's a good point Generation ones are tricky Because all of Kim's fans Know Nikki's shit But Nikki's fans Don't know what Kim's show knows That's right So you're at a disadvantage Because they came up as hip hop fans So they're not gonna stop listening to hip hop Now that Nikki I'm saying but what they Would they make everybody Want to go listen to a lot of Kim's shit Because right now Jada kissing them Everybody saying is the best group ever Because they just That is true too Now everybody listen to that That is true That is true And sex never goes away And that's what they both go So I don't think that That is true But that's about their performance So like Kim would have to like Really kill and impress because That's what Jada just did Yeah, I know but Jada did one before and he wasn't in VP He was I picked Jada to beat Fab And he definitely did that night I'm not saying he didn't win I don't really have a preference on Who I thought won or not But I'm just saying like The internet wasn't going crazy for him Like they are for this Because of the performance So in order for Kim to get all that love She would have to really come And shit on It was the performance But you know what that performance Created a feeling Now let's talk about feelings Because we were talking about it earlier With the stand-up, right? With music The reason is hard with these generational things Is because certain artists gave us a feeling There's just certain things that A 20-year-old kid is going Certain things he's not going to understand About reasonable doubt You know what I'm saying? He didn't grow up on that But certain things the kid's not going to understand About a Southern player-listed Cadillac music Our Goody Mob soulful Like there's certain experiences That's my point There's lines Go, go, go But I'm just saying It's certain experiences We forget about that with the music We think about The girl house we was going to Or the dance we might have went to Or riding around with our boys When we young smoking weed It wasn't no Twitter It wasn't no Instagram or nothing That's what I'm saying There's experiences attached to this music You know why Jada and the locks Ranging off of people Because that night They gave everybody a feeling It was their childhood It was a feeling Even if it wasn't your childhood Even if you were just a young kid You've never felt that Like, oh, shit That Jada kid's dude wrapped his ass off Like that shit felt like KRS-1 For me KRS-1 rocking a crowd Dougie Fresh rocking a crowd So kids never felt that So they went there And they went to scream his music Because they had a feeling They never felt before And they wanted to attach themselves to that feeling That feeling Yeah, it's like Like certain foods Like desserts So you have pumpkin pie Like it's Thanksgiving You know what I mean? That's right That's what music was That's right Music is different So when you talk about generational stuff It's like The Migos give a certain generation a feeling I like the Migos But I don't feel the Migos like Nile of me Because I'm not outside I'm not in the clubs When it's straightening Come on, I like the song straightening But it's different When you see the club wild into it You know what I mean? Outcasts, I was outside Yeah You know what I mean? And I understand what Outcasts is actually saying I don't understand what Migos is saying They probably got a good song And these young kids are listening to the Outcasts songs And they're hearing like I'm colder than a polar bear's toenail And you're like, why are you even talking about that? That's what they want right now But we were listening like That's the coldest thing I've ever heard A polar bear's toenail Nah, for real But yeah, that's all it's about giving people Do what they're feeling So generational ones are tricky They're tricky But yeah It's such a great concept The verses and it's so simple It wasn't going to get even better Why? Because it's live performances Oh yeah, now we have the audience And I saw Damon Wayans say He want to challenge Dave Chappelle to a verse And I saw Damon Wayans say He wants to challenge Dave Chappelle to a verse And I was looking in the comments All I see is people saying Dave Chappelle will watch Damon Wayans And I saw some people saying Who? It's because y'all don't know When I saw that I was like Oh, this would be dope Yeah Damon Wayans versus Dave Chappelle But that's because I It's just comedy jokes though I don't know what it would be It can't be for old jokes Because a joke is like a magic trick Like once you know where it's going Yeah It's not going to be the same laugh You need to have some sort of misdirects But this generation Ain't never heard none of them shit Yeah It's probably people who had never heard Dave Chappelle killing me softly Isn't that crazy? You know what I mean? I didn't even hear it And they probably haven't heard No, killing me softly was so fucking brilliant Oh, that's amazing For what it's worth Those two specials And this is Those two specials happened before Chappelle's show Which one? No, no, one happened after Killing me softly was before Definitely And then one after I don't remember one after There was for what it's worth And killing me softly I'm forgetting But they were so Is holding your stomach funny? Bruh I think so Killing me softly Because like classic jokes like Oh man, when he called the police And That's when the Jarrul joke came from The Jarrul But remember the joke about when he called the police Because some people broke into his house And the police showed up and tried to arrest him Yeah, I do remember I don't remember how it went Because he's black They're like Yeah He's still here Yeah, he's still here Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah That shit is fucking That's my life Is that right? Yeah It's like I'm scared to go out the house right now Bruh, like you leave You forget your keys? You just gotta move And what's so crazy about it? You can't break in your window Think about how that joke stood the test of time Because just last week Maybe it was a week ago The realtor was a black realtor Was showing a house Yeah, I heard about that And the police pulled up And thought he was the suspect Yeah Because somebody called the police Like, yo, there's a black guy over here Going down He was the realtor Yeah But Damon Wayans is Damon Wayans is beyond a legend Because there's nothing he doesn't make you laugh at He makes you laugh on stage He makes you laugh in person And living He's living color, forget it Come on, man I don't think there's a black man Or even white person Who has as much classic characters From a sketch comedy show as Damon Wayans You know it's gonna be fun Damon Wayans was handyman Homie the clown One of the men on film He was a Farrak Menace the Farrakhan I think he was Mike No, he wasn't Mike Tyson He's not really Mike Tyson I think he was Menace the Farrakhan Yeah He played the prison guy Who used to say the crazy words in jail I know you have to You know what I mean? Like Damon Wayans has legendary sketch comedy characters from Justin Living Color Like you ain't like Damon Wayans different Yeah Don't look at that and think Oh, Dave Chappelle just gonna win Just because you know Dave Chappelle Go do your history on Damon Wayans That's a great matchup It just depends what they compete on If they're competing characters Then I think Damon Wayans has like a great shot But if they're competing on stand up Like Dave is Think Dave got it He's a He's a better stand up And that's no knock on Damon Like we're talking about Dave Chappelle But what would they do? They have go joke for joke That's the thing that's weird I don't think comedy should be competitive Because I think comedy in its best Kind of alienates an audience a little bit And then brings them back Like all the great comics make you go Man, what? And then you make a laugh like Ah, okay Yeah But if it's a competition And you're making the audience It's all mama jokes It's gotta be all mama jokes Oh, they gotta go back and forth roast That'd be interesting I don't wanna see roast That's all I could see I don't wanna see roast The only reason I don't wanna see roast Cause every comic's not a great roast comic That's true You know what I mean? Like in some comics Like somebody like Capone Slut the Capone He's a comedian Based out of New York City Like that You're not gonna be Capone in no roast You're gonna light your ass Who got hit up there? Not too long ago What's the big guy on? He was killing them Oh, um, um, um Oh, Lavel Crawford Lavela eats your ass up Lavela eats your ass up, bro I bet he will No, for free though Lavela tear your ass up on that Man Lavela tear your ass up Lavela He heard every joke of the world He's coming That's what I'm saying You can't beat him You can't go with fat jokes For dudes who've been fat their whole life They heard it all And he's nothing They got all the comebacks Nothing No, stop Stop Listen, um, what else we got, Taylor? What did Kevin do? Oh, the Don Cheadle thing Did you see that? When Don Cheadle goes, uh You know, Don Cheadle's like I'm 56 years old Kevin just goes Damn I love that That's honesty, man That's like me I can't help it Damn As a, as a, as a As a dancer Kevin, Kevin's a dancer I'm a dancer I'm sorry, I'm sorry Bro, that has been the story of my life Damn Because I don't mean it You know what I'm saying? I mean, but You just be talking And then you talk out loud You know what I'm saying? Like little shit like that Somebody walking in the room Be like, oh Congratulations You know what I mean? You pregnant Don't you hate yo? Yeah But you pregnant and then it's not That's, that's the worst But that's why you shut the fuck up Why did I even have to say that? One time you did a real bad I forgot what it was that He was like Congratulations to the lady And she was like I'm not pregnant I'm like Whoa And then what do you do? Act like you're playing Act like you're a comedian No, I be like my bad I'm sorry I did that shit at a comedy show once No, man Oh I asked this girl I asked the girl she was pregnant And she said And then she was I was like She fucked up See what I'm saying? But you felt bad immediately When you said it When I asked When I asked I was like I started asking And in the middle of me asking I'm thinking to myself Why are you doing this to you? Why are you doing this to you? Why are you doing this to you? Because I wasn't 100% Yes And then she was like And I was like I was like Are you pregnant? And then she was like No I just had a big meal Or something like Whoa And then That's even funnier Bro, I had nothing, bro I had nothing for it I hope you digest good For real All you could do is apologize When you say some stupid shit like that Because sometimes people wear it on their face You know what I mean? But even if Kev didn't say damn He'd have been looking like it You know what I mean? And then Don would have been like What's up? What's up, man? I appreciate people like that though Tell me the truth, man No, I don't want to know the truth all the time But what I hate is when people judge For the shit that we're all thinking Like what? Like if he goes damn You were thinking damn You just didn't say it I'm like 57, I'm like 57, that's a good age Meaning like a lot of times Like a lot of times you'll say something That everybody's feeling They're just not saying it And then they look at you like You're this asshole Like they were thinking That's why we're so far That's why we're so far My mom would always say Me and my dad don't know how to talk to people But she was right Yeah You know what I'm saying? Because it's not about what you say It's how you say it But you know what I always say? I said How do you think before you talk? Easily Because people say Think before you talk Wax, think before you talk You always learn You think, man Come on Get on the mic, Nila Why are you moving? What's wrong with you? You say what? Why do you say you don't want to know the truth all the time? Oh, Nila, why do I say I don't want to know the truth all the time? Because sometimes ignorance is bliss You know what I mean? Yeah Like sometimes You're still here the wrong way That's right And I want the truth To be told to me When I'm ready to receive it Because sometimes you can tell somebody the truth And if they're not ready to receive it Or they think you're trying to play them They're going to reject it anyway Yeah You know what I mean? So sometimes you know You just wait a minute Pump your brakes a little bit No need to say nothing now Yeah Wait till they get a divorce Then tell them that you were having sex with his wife What you saying? Whoa That's crazy I'm just saying That's what you're saying No, I'm just saying on the phone You know I went through analogies Whoa That's all I'm saying Wow And I'm not saying I take that back I do want to know the truth I just want to know the truth At a time that I'm ready to receive the truth Because that's the most important thing, right? Yeah It's just like we talk about jokes Or lyrics or anything When you deliver that punch line It's about timing, bro You got to deliver that punch line At the right time Yeah You deliver that punch line at the wrong time It ain't gonna land I want what I'm saying to be received You know what I mean? So it's a way to like get into those But Conversations Sometimes you say shit And it doesn't seem like you want to receive it Like what? I don't know You're a wild like I'm a wild boy I was a wild boy I'm not a wild boy no more You're still a wild boy But I can just see your fucking eyes crinkle Like something will happen I'll just see you go Shhh Like yeah I'll do a face like that Because I'm thinking before I talk Exactly And then I get mad at myself Because when I think too much It's like 10 questions come at once And I really just want to know this one thing And if I would have just said it Blurred it out right there We would have got to it immediately You know what I mean? That's what I mean So don't think before you talk No, you got to think before you talk Sometimes you gotta Yeah, I wish I had thought That's why you're super wild Like some people aren't that wild They don't have to do that But you're a wild boy You're a wild boy I could be a wild boy Wild boys have to think before you talk Wild boys have to think before they talk I need like a human editor To walk around with me sometimes Yes Because wild boys We just pull out and I didn't mean to do that I didn't mean to shoot the block up I wasn't that bad At all I did not mean to shoot the block Yo, I was just You didn't have the safety on That and by the way You realize 9 times out of 10 You really didn't have to say shit You didn't That's what I mean when I say Did your voice Or what you're saying Bring something to the conversation Did you elevate the conversation or something Yeah You know what I mean? No, you didn't But it just You got it out your system Sometimes just in your system You need to get it out Hey, hey, hey It do hurt when you keep it in though It does But it's fine But what I've known What I've come to realize If you just take a beat You'll find a way To have the conversation you want to have Man, I have one of these guys at this show When I was in Houston, bro He's in the front He was in an electric wheelchair Bro He was like He had a head He had a torso And he didn't really have that big on And didn't really have that big legs And I got about 30 minutes without saying anything You couldn't If you couldn't avoid it You're like This is a gift from God This is a gift from God Place this right here What, bro? They did that on purpose I always believed that I had to, bro What did you do? I said I want to dip them in some Chick-fil-A sauce Chicken nugget Did he laugh though? Did he laugh? People come to my shows to get roasted Like they go up front Like the reason I did it to be honest Is because I was like That guy got courage Like most people Especially given their circumstances Would never They would sit me in the back He'd go for me But in front of thousands of people He was like I want it Let's give it to him I don't think there's nothing wrong with that If Chelsea hand-looking called Chewie God bless the dead A nugget all those years There it is There's nothing wrong with you calling that man a chicken nugget I didn't make one joke I didn't make one joke There's one joke No, no, there's one joke I didn't make What was the joke you wanted to do? So I asked him his name He said his name was Abel And I didn't do it I didn't do it He said he didn't do it I didn't do it He said he didn't do it I didn't do it I didn't do it I didn't do it Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa I didn't do it But in my head, I'm up there I was like, is that short for disabled? Like, no Yo, yo, yo I didn't do it I didn't do it I didn't do it Say what? With my cane enabled What about it? I don't know That is cool It's better than what you think about I didn't do it But I know I know Thank God I know But I think God put everything in each time For a reason Like, I just said that for a reason I just not said that just now It was a time I supposed to have said that It was a time he's supposed to be there So he's supposed to got him Man, that is such a good point But I did get him a little bit But then I No, you're not supposed to tear him up Now you're supposed to tear him up But that is such a good point that Wax said That's why even when we talk about like The cancel culture and people pulling up old things And trying to weaponize against whatever you're doing now Yo, you got to take the good with the bad Like, all of it was part of this process that you went through Every single thing was all part of a process So you couldn't be that You couldn't be this now without saying that then It just is what it is Like, but you had to plant that seed and now it's sprouted And now you got some bullshit on this tree But that's why I think that, you know The whole cancel culture thing is losing its steam Because people realize how this is not sustainable Yeah Because back in the day everybody said something wild For the day, bro Everybody was a wild boy and wild girl Back in the goddamn day That was the culture though Whether it was on the mic, on the stage, in life You know what I mean? That's why I say I don't want to be a hypocrite Whether or not you heard me say it If I hear something, I'm like, I'm not going to judge that person When I know that I was talking just like this Yeah You know what I mean? Yes Come on I got the shit I'm going to judge you for And I got the shit that I could forgive you for Because I know I'm guilty for the same shit I would never do that Yeah, but I know I would never do that And I'm going to judge you for it Yeah Like what though? What's the thing we would never do? I ain't going to touch no kids Yeah, you're touching kids Yeah, 800% I'm not going to hit an old lady Think about all the adults that was touching on us when we was young That we haven't said anything about I've never said it You know what? Nobody was touching on me Oh, I definitely got molested when I was young Yeah, he wasn't popular back then I really came into myself when I was young teen Like when I was young, they weren't feeling me But when I was like 12, that's when I mean I think you should sit down and have a conversation About the people who touched on you Could you talk about that a lot? I do, I talk to my therapist about it And it's so great, I talk to my therapist about it And my therapist and Bishop T.D. Jakes one time Told me the same thing It's like, you know, when you get older And you start dealing with like imposter syndrome Or you don't necessarily feel worthy They say most people who were molested feel like that And that was especially true in my situation Because when I made the woman stop She started calling me ugly And saying I had a big... See, why is that funny? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Amazing You know what I'm saying? Why is that fucking funny? Nobody takes male trauma serious That's the goddamn problem You know what's crazy? I was waiting to hear that part too You heard that story 300 times No, because back in the day the way I processed it I would say, yo, the reason I made the woman stop Is because I didn't like the smell of her jerry curl No, I remember that But... Nobody takes male pattern balls in the serious And nobody takes male trauma serious Don't you compare balls into a molestation, motherfucker So hold on When she started calling you ugly Do you think she was lying then or when she was lying before? That's a good fucking question But you know what that did from when I learned this in therapy You know what that caused me to do? Be a people pleaser even to my own detriment So even when I knew something was wrong I would still go along with it as to not let the other people down So people don't call you ugly? What do you mean? Like, you stopped it because you didn't want somebody to call you ugly? You... Now you're trying to... Well, it just felt bad It felt like, yo, she... Okay, I stopped letting her do this Now she calling me ugly saying I got a big nose So should I just continue to let her do it? Hey, bro, she literally had my grandma putting fucking cream on my nose She picked up my nose and swelled it up I'm going to the bathroom I'm going to the bathroom I'm going to the bathroom I'm going to the bathroom I think it's just because men don't really talk about it It's not that we do... It's not that we don't talk about it It's not that we don't talk about it She don't talk about it It is fucked up It is fucked up Because she was hitting me on the street earlier today When I say everybody's eyes went straight And then we look over there at me It was like, what the fuck? Wait, wait, what are you saying? Like, she was hitting me earlier today in the street Oh, and nobody was even worried about it? Yeah, they're paying no fucking attention I mean look at the size difference But that don't mean nothing though That's true, you were abusing him, bro You were physically abusing him He's used to it But that's what I'm saying But you're right though So I'm used to women always hitting me And stuff like always been a thing I'm sure we all got it And it's like, yeah, it's double standards out here Yes, they are It's huge But they don't want to take theirs We got to take ours We got to take ours, bro And if we're a bitch and we don't take ours Oh, 100% If they don't take that I ain't got to take that I'm like, we both got double standards I'm supposed to be able to, you know what I'm saying? Yeah I'm sorry I won't do it no more But Taylor's not having it, Wax I'm not trying to be the victim You did play the victim this morning in the conversation we was having Gave me a headache No, I'm not I don't play the victim It's just that nobody really cares about the strong front You understand what I'm saying? Oh Nobody really cares about when... No real shit though I don't call you to check upon you Yeah, it's like, nah, look But you understand, nobody really... It's just like, you're supposed to do that Yeah You know what I'm saying? Oh, Wax supposed to do that It's always Wax supposed to do that Like, nobody actually really checks on you Yo, therapy is really hard for you, bro Yeah, they make me talk Yeah And you're in touch with your feelings You start calling yourself the strong friend Because I do so much And it's like, I got so much on my back And they be like, oh, hold on Before you leave, throw that on there too And then I'm like, what the fuck? All this shit on my fucking back already Y'all supposed to be helping with this shit anyway But I want to get the job done So I'm puttin' no fuck, y'all You know what I'm saying? I'm puttin' all the weight on my back With my fucking like, hold on Take this, too That's the more weight on that motherfucker Yo, I love TheraPy's Wax This is beautiful I don't know if I... I don't agree with the conversation though He's trying to... But even if, it's just he's in touch with feelings He's saying the things that bother him Before he be like, I don't know nothing No, I don't I still don't know nothing I don't know why they treat me like that But it's just like, Wax can do it Wax got it You don't have... Wax don't need help Like anybody else There could be anything going on It's like, okay, we about to buy a pizza And it's like, everybody gonna put $10 to whatever then They know Wax got it Wax said, anybody wants a pizza? Ain't nobody puttin' a no no It's like, she got it That's a good analogy He got it It's just like, I got it and it's like kind of fucked up Yeah, I guess that is true Like there's a less empathy for a strong friend Done making fun of victims Son, no, I'm just really going through it Right? Oh, I thought he thought he thought he... He said, nobody supports the strong friend I thought he was talking about his trauma No, he called him... This is his trauma He called himself the strong friend And nobody cares about the strong friend Nobody cares about what he's got going on Nobody... Nobody cares about the strong friend Like, he's like, whatever people got going on Is that what... No Wax has been talking about his struggles It's not really struggles Nobody cares about the strong friend All the stuff that I got going on Is like, people are still... I got to have all this weight on my back And people are like, hold on, hold this, too Though it is up there, too You know what I'm saying? Is that like, hey, let me take something out of your back Lil, come here, let me hold that down Boy, that's why it's important for men to be vulnerable Because if you act like nothing bothers you You know what I mean? And if you act like you can handle it Then nobody gonna... People gonna think expect you to handle it But you can't handle it, but it's still like... No, it's not like you can't handle it It's not like you need a little help Andrew can't handle it But the people that's around him Who can actually do it and be a team It'd be so much better I'ma tell you something, I can't handle None of this shit by myself What do you mean? Any of it You know what I mean? Like what? Any of it I think that's the biggest... The biggest lie we tell ourselves Is that we don't need a support system You know what I mean? Like you need a team that supports you And holds you down the whole way through That's one of the reasons I am the way that I am now Is because I want to be the adult that I needed When I was on the come up You know what I mean? Like simple as that Like I want to be able to provide You know, support for people that... Like Nyla That are trying to figure it out You know what I mean? Like I think sometimes when you act like You got it all together People just expect you to have it all together So why help the person that seems like They don't need help? The thing is, is like again People probably think that Andrew Go ahead and do it They're going to be attached to that And they want to be able to make things happen They're not going to make them do it all by itself Right You know what I'm saying? People see that something is actually going to benefit them You know what I'm saying? Yo, go pitch in There's no thing that I don't think I'm about to benefit off I'm just going to sit back and watch somebody do it I don't give a f*** what it is You see how you said the guy is going to be great one day Because he came in here and gave us award He came in and gave us... Mark, yes Do you understand what I'm trying to say? That just type of thing That's what I need around me I will... Mark, come on, Mark You see what I'm saying? Yeah, I mean, but those are... Yeah, no, you're right I mean, those are just the little things you know You know just like Number one, Mark got super talent, right? But sometimes hard work beats talent When talent doesn't work And my grandma always told me Manors will take you where money wants When I see somebody willing to do the little things like that Yeah I can ask Mark to bring me no water That counts But just watch... Like, damn, thank you, Mark Can't have an ego There's those little tiny things like that that you see And you be like, that motherf***er They'll be able to talk about it again Like that impact is more than somebody did something That's right You know what I'm saying? Annie got the donk with the long hand The pretty face, Annie, funny Yeah Pretty lot He's talking a lot I don't even know how to look But I just don't remember his name as Mark You know exactly how Mark looks I do, but I don't But you didn't look at his ass You don't look at that thing I don't understand Mark Mark, come here See if wax can avoid this Just keep the camera on wax's eyes Mark, come here When Mark walks in What do you mean? I remember somebody bought the water and everything But you said Mark is Mark But when he left, did you notice anything? When he walked away? No, I was like that guy is I really appreciate that guy Because I was really thirsty Big Mark Mark Can you just walk in front of the cameras And walk back real quick? Bro, that's not the right pants He ain't showing the shape today Mark ain't showing the shape today Go wax peeking He peeking I ain't peeking I ain't peeking He peeked Y'all get his face Y'all got a camera? Y'all got this? He peeked Look, yo Wait, listen I don't know if y'all have the who's wax gummies I don't know Yeah Who's on drugs, man? Yo, did you look, bro? Y'all got chill out Well, listen, man Listen, we appreciate you We appreciate y'all Look at Mark, baby Look at Mark, baby Looking fresh out of shampoo commercial Okay Look at the bottom of his chin with that boot What do you know about it? I know what it is What do you know about it? Well, you got fucking teeth You got teeth on the bottom of your fucking boots Who did you kick in this morning, bro? Clean your fucking boot up before you do this That's amazing I'm gonna ask you to like hit me We appreciate you, though, man We were saying we appreciate you, man Just the hard work Keep it up That's the manly way of saying you got a fat ass Bro, I appreciate you I appreciate you, bro I appreciate you I appreciate you, bro You know the new term, right? After you say that shit, you gotta be like no Cuomo Y'all work together, bro You gotta hit him with a no Cuomo And then it doesn't count No, no, no, that's, that's it That's the rules, y'all That's the funniest one of yours, y'all Oh, let's pay some bills, y'all Let's do it Who we got? Come on Oh, well, that's a good segue into Bluetooth Let's go All right It's summer camping season All right You want to talk about pitching tents? 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It was mixed emotions I was I did have butterflies Okay That's natural Anything that means something to you You should have some type of anxiety Peace Yeah Oh that's anxiety is butterflies? I mean yeah Sure This guy's been talking about anxiety Wrote a whole fucking book about it For the last two years and Wax has just been like I don't know what that word means I really did I thought I really thought it was like Some people didn't want to argue with something I got anxiety just leave me alone And it was like They do though And talking to a big motherfucker like you would increase it Yeah Yeah Oh Oh I'm bringing people anxiety You induce anxiety Yeah Yeah You induce anxiety So what do you mean? I don't ever say I need to be a pill or something to stop it I don't want that to happen A paler A pill A strong friend You can't say stuff like that That's what I'm saying You can't have it both ways Like you can't You can't be spoken about there You can't exactly You can't have it both fucking ways Bro Go ahead and cry You're strong or not Bro Like what you're talking about But yeah I don't know I was just super excited for it And I just couldn't I don't know it was both I was like Couldn't wait to be on stage I really wanted to be on there And I just tried to soak in the moment That's what I tried to do But it felt like you were supposed to be there Yeah Yes that's how I feel Why did you prepare do you think? Yeah it's like They say like it takes 15 years to be an overnight success You know so it's like Or a 13 year whatever long I've been doing this But like Yeah it just felt It felt right It felt It felt good I've always thought like that Like I never felt like I didn't deserve this I always felt like I had to Like I convinced myself It was going to happen in my mind before it happened Like I noticed that picture of like The note I wrote myself Like 13 years ago I wrote a note I'm going to sell out massive venues Have the best show on Kami I kept them on my wall for 13 years So it's like 13 years ago I convinced myself this was going to happen So by the time it happens I'm not like I can't believe it I can't believe it But there's also all this gratitude Which is like Holy shit That's when you realize God is real And you realize the power of positive thinking is real You know I mean You can really manifest things That's why I'm so scared of my thoughts Because you know Everything that I'm doing right now Is literally because of my thoughts You know what I'm saying So it's like the things that you want That happen in your life You should constantly think about The things you don't want to happen You got to dismiss that shit That's why meditation and all that stuff is good You got to hit them negative thoughts up out of you And we live in this social media era Where like People will always give their opinion to you But when you end up in situations Like you were at this weekend selling out these shows Or like the Comedy Central show coming It's just like Yo You realize other people's opinion of you Does not have any impact on your destiny What so fucking ever You know what I mean Other people's He made it alive He made it alive when you write it down When you write something You make it alive Now it got to grow Bishop T.D. Jakes said that In his sermon Yet he did this great sermon As we can call hurdles to Hurdles the wholeness I watched that Really powerful Oh my god Bishop T.D. Jakes was like Yo Other people's opinion He said he He said he really started to excel When he realized His growth was not predicated On other people's opinions about him It don't even matter It don't matter What other people think of you It matters about What you think of you And what god thinks of you And that's it Because everybody out here Got a bunch of false narratives anyway Bro That's it They designed to take us down So god could get the glory though They don't even know what they're talking about But they designed to take us down So god could get the glory And it don't work That's right That's right It don't work Like god bless them God bless anybody Who got anything negative to say Any lie you want to spread Any false narratives None of that does anything to a person That is focused on their destiny And who is ordained by god Let's go Y'all are just the weapons that don't prosper You just got to make sure that You're not the weapon Causing yourself not to prosper Because that's another thing Sometimes wear that weapon We'd be like oh weapons formed against you Won't prosper You're the weapon As long as you realize As long as your belief system is Strong and you believe in yourself And you believe in what you're doing And you believe in who you are And you believe in god You're good So you're saying is like when you say Don't let my weapons formed against me Should prosper And then your car break down It might because you was out here Wild and smashing a bunch of girls And all that type of stuff No, maybe just the cars fucked up I'm just saying Maybe you needed oil God might Maybe you got a bad engine Why are you blaming god for mechanical value I'm just saying When you say that You don't know why he's going to swing Or where he's going to come from God don't care about your car God told you dumbass to put oil in the car And the gauge is right there You started the car and needed oil I'm agreeing with his ass And he's still the man Don't get it This guy right here I don't already hate when we do this If for years even on YouTube They'd be like they argue about the same point That's the whole point of the podcast That's this whole podcast That's what I'm saying This guy right here will be on E And then wonder why he on the side of the road And they'd be like man God don't like me today Word up No, he saved me for something If I had prayed earlier Thank god I didn't get at that point Because at that point If I had got there Something would have happened No, if you would have just stopped And put gas in the car You'd have been fine I get it But god if he wanted me to have a gas station Nearby for me to get to He would have it there That's why Jesus ain't coming back Cause y'all giving him so much credit For shit that he don't got nothing to do with And he want to prove to y'all I have nothing to do with that I want Jesus to really send a sign And tell y'all I'm not coming back So stop blaming shit on me I have nothing to do with it He ain't coming back I think we're on our last legs Now tell them about the what podcast real quick With you and Mouse The what podcast every Monday New episode is hosted by me and Mouse Jones Yeah And we pretty much have like Barbershop talk conversations As you would call it So we answer a question So like we did best female and rap Our white rappers, still white rappers We did like a giving our flowers episode To the 10 year anniversary of Watch the Throne It's for like hip hop heads How do you spell it? The what? Oh the what? Yeah Oh yeah I had no clue what she said I thought you said the what Yeah I thought you said the what The what The what Hip hop podcast The what Executive produced by my god Darren Byrne Hey hey D-Block Yeah You know Now is the what a Method Man song? Yes Biggie Smalls and Method Man Biggie Smalls and Method Man Yeah That's a great song But they keep saying what right What what what What right No man Fuck the world don't ask me for shit Well what's that what you got to work on? That's Nori man What's the what what what Superthug What what what what what That's Nori Superthug Slew to N.O You can check drink Catch drink champs on the black effect I heart radio podcast network too What is the Sorry what is the What is the line I'm talking about Which one song from the one Is that the Biggie version The fuck that I preach it My name reaches Is that No it's one big Man so many lines Biggie be like deep Like the mind of Farrakhan A motherfucking rap phenomenon The Method Man I got more glocks in text than you I'll make you hot Because I won't even stand next to you You can touch me You better bust me Three times in the head I'm motherfucking dead Who would they go to? Red man or Method Man Who would they go to? They went up against each other Oh they did? Yeah they did it already They went against each other I didn't even know that They went against each other I thought it should have been Red man and Method Man Versus Busting Around For sure That would have been dope Busting around by himself Yes Now Bust a guy got his hate man What's his hate man name Spliff Spliff star Slew to Spliff Slew to Spliff Spliff what up But I do think we're on our last legs As a Planet Yeah you've been saying it though Yeah yeah yeah I think it's I heard something today I kind of hear what you're saying Okay go why I mean between climate change Between the Eventual collapse of American democracy It's on the way people It's inevitable at this point COVID You know I think COVID is just The first I took a test this morning I'm fine I think COVID is just the first of many plagues That are going to be impacting the globe What word did you just say? You know what the fuck I mean Diseases Plagues Yes and then you got that Plagues Plagues Hold on plagues Hold on Plagues Hold on What the fuck is a plague? Listen I'm going to be like Another word I don't know A plague Hold on And then you got the shit The fucking permafrost pandemic You know what that is right? No The permafrost pandemic Where like all of the Glaciers and shit are melting So all these diseases that's been under the ice For all these tens of thousands of years That's what I'm talking about I used to watch those moving They seen the people in an all spaced out suit Like the breathing suit That's what you think we had it to? Yeah No we passed that We in the hazmat suits now baby You think so? We in the hazmat suits now And climate change It was 112 degrees in Sicily Two days ago It's southern down there bro That's like Africa basically 112 Summer though 116 What's your one summer? I used to play in Arizona When I was training It was 111 degrees in Arizona No way No 20 Yeah When you talking about Arizona I was in 111 Yes And I was practicing that shit Well climate change has been going on for a long time And we should be Yeah Maybe it's the climate bro That's why we got electric cars right now That's why everybody need to get electric cars You ever seen the huh? Because the smoke is what's messing the earth up Right There's a lot of things messing the earth up Cow farts Exactly No way Don't fuck your littering in the ocean You smoke blunts You don't think that's messing the earth up Putting tobacco in the air Yeah No Also Dang that just hit you Exactly I'm messing the earth up You ever seen the last episode of dinosaurs You remember that show dinosaurs bro The cartoon It was a claymation that used to come on TGIF That is the saddest last episode of a TV show ever For adults too Why would that happen? Because you forget the whole premise of the show Was it was like a family sitcom Based on this family of dinosaurs Okay You forget how the dinosaurs went Exactly Dinosaurs went extinct So what happened at the last episode The Ice Age And the little baby is sitting there with the family And the dad's like oh it's okay Everything's going to be fine And the baby's like are we going to be okay mommy and daddy Yes But I rather freeze than burn though Well guess what We about to burn baby burn god damn I believe if it's going to be so hot That means it's going to be so cold They said in 10 years it's going to be so unbearable That you're not even going to be able to go outside during the day In the summertime They said that's how hot it's going to be Unless we reverse course on this climate change Shit Yo that shit is the saddest series for now ever All right so what we got to do Recycle Like what is that How are we going to help this shit I don't know I'm not the climate change expert But I think recycling may help I don't know I don't know That was I'll never recycle You've never seen dinosaurs You've seen dinosaurs bro I'm not a little baby dinosaur Yeah I'm the baby That shit is so sad They're all park it up They got all they like clothes on and shit I used to like that shirt he had on I had one And it ends with the baby saying Are we going to be okay mommy and daddy And they're like yeah we're going to be fine I don't I honestly didn't know they were dinosaurs That is sad as fuck The ice age took them out bro I think we had it They didn't look at it like that I was like damn it's over And look that but hey man It's not sad Imagine life if they were still around That'd be so stressful You thought you're anxiety now Guess what You know you got to run away They was like how many bigger buildings Things would be so much faster You think they're going to work for us In a million years it's going to be a new Species saying that shit about humans Especially when they go on the internet Like I'm so glad these motherfuckers ain't around You know what I'm saying All these girls do is twerk That's right what the fuck This generation This was intelligence This started to call intelligence back in the day These motherfuckers they went to space They probably listen to this show Meanwhile they're going to have Fucking virgin and Atlantic going to different planets And we was hyped about people going to Space they're going to look at us So fucking primitive in the future bro Like this shit is I'm telling you I think we on our last legs man I really do I don't buy it Oh my god You don't want to buy it because you're popping I'm just saying I'm just saying I'm like damn wait Not right now Wait till now Like when we can see the store bro When we can see the billions We're going to wait till now to do this shit But hey man These dates off So infamous tour It is what it is man Live your life the best way you know how bro Yes Okay Let's pay some bills and come back and do a asking idiot All right salute to all people at Freshly Okay we love Freshly man You know what I mean Freshly delivers fresh meals Like they're delivered fresh They arrive fresh Okay we're all trying to get in shape and eat right Freshly can help Their delicious meals are designed by nutritionists And cooked by chefs Making it easier to eat better Grocery shopping and cooking can be a pain Especially right now With Freshly you don't have to Okay your meals arrive cooked and fresh every week So you can keep your fridge stock And skip the trip to the store Ordering is easy Visit Freshly.com and choose from over 30 delicious Satisfying better for you Meals like steak peppercorn Sausage baked panini Or their chicken pesto bowl Freshly can fit your lifestyle with a variety of plans And meals to pick from that Work for your dietary needs Preferences taste and family size And now all listeners can try Freshly For just 616 per meal Stop searching the internet for healthy food Near me every night And start living life Freshly Your meals are always delivered fresh, never frozen And are ready to heat and enjoy in just 3 minutes With new meals added each week Freshly brings the convenience of chef-made Nutritionist design classics right to your kitchen Right now Freshly is offering all listeners $40 off your first 2 orders When you go to Freshly.com slash idiots Stop stressing about dinner man Go to Freshly.com slash idiots For $40 off your first 2 orders That's Freshly.com slash idiots For $40 off your first 2 orders Now what else we got to show? 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Okay, okay Oh give them the mic Nala give uh Give them the mic Okay Okay I'll do some f**ks Let's do it Let's knock out three of these asking idiots All right so we got a From Reddit God to your throw away True or false Demanding praise diminishes the accomplishment Demanding praise diminishes the accomplishment Interesting It depends I think that when you have A history of accomplishments And I take for example soldier boy Soldier boy started getting His his credit When he No not when he was young When he came on breakfast club and told you I'm f**king big soldier Look at all the things that I've f**king done I'm the first to do this I'm the first to do that And people took a step back and was like He's right You know what I'm saying So I think in that aspect Yeah demanding You know your praise kind of worked for him But in other aspects You know I think that when you're doing it In real time You know you gotta let the crowd You gotta let the crowd give you Yeah yeah it's so much better Even when he did it Is like for him at the door It came from a frustrating place Like what the f**k Yeah Like you don't want that You don't want to be able to get it in his do Now it's unfortunately almost like a joke You know it's like People are satirizing him with that Yeah the thing about respect I told us I was literally having this conversation With act this week in sleuth academics I was like yo the thing about respect Is that the people that respect you Are going to respect you The people that don't They're not No matter what you do They're never going to give it up for you They're going to try to find a way to hate Every single time And the more you grow The more you evolve The bigger you get All that good stuff They're going to find even more reasons To say you ain't s**t You know what I mean I'm able to afford to cut grass And see the snakes Word up Whether it's the dude in your home town Be like Ah I went to school with him His daddy was on drugs Who gives a f**k you know what I mean I ain't get no girl in school Who gives a s**t you know what I mean Oh there's some wild s**t Like they always try to do to us Or me Like remember he said this on the air And isn't that like who cares Bro like You're going to continue to grow You're going to continue to evolve And the people that respect it Are going to salute it The people that don't They're going to always have something negative to say So it is what it is You're never going to get respect from everybody It's just not happening Period You want to balance though What else we got Alright so we got chocolate chef 16 Uh How do the fellas feel about the white celebrities There's uh recently admitting they don't bathe Or they don't wash their legs and arms Because the water just gets down to it Take it away shoves Need yo people I was I was looking into this How you feel about these niggers not washing How you feel Um I mean it's not surprising like But white people we joke around about that a lot And I'm realizing that something Black people don't really joke around with I don't think they joke No no no like what I'm saying is We'll just be comical about the fact That we haven't showered in a day or two They'll be like man I need a shower Should I haven't showered in two days But I think like in black culture That is preposterous No we wash No I mean I don't like it You never wash Every 365 days of the year I wash 340 I say 350 I mean that's a good number 330 I'll probably wash 180 Whoa Yeah No This is a thing Preposterous I didn't think this is the thing I take two showers a day No that's crazy I take one in the morning So you make take 600 fucking showers a year Yeah and look at you caring about the environment You just call it god damn water It does almost 700 showers a year Huh I guess 365 times more than 700 I take one in the morning And I take one before I go to bed I can't believe y'all feel this way about washing No it's not that I probably shower if I'm honest I probably shower like five days a week I probably shower Six Are you white? Six for me Six you Why y'all bragging about this? Why's your ass? It's normal It's normal I mean you nasty No Don't you mean I'm nasty I always shower if I work out I'm nasty So that's why you're nasty You're nasty Wait wait wait wait wait wait Right next time you're gonna run a beach Because it's god You wanna do this? This guy was nasty as hell It's his fault He was a 100 degree climate change Teet in South Carolina Yeah He riding around on the bike all day Smash about two or three chicks right Coming back to y'all, I'm tired I'm tired Like let's go to the club No I said I ain't want to go I'm gonna take a shower Y'all gotta take a shower I was like nah nah let's go Let's go let's go let's go let's go Let's go let's go We get to the club I'm like Come on fuck a stink Yo he ain't washed all the day He told everybody in the fucking club That I didn't wash it off He ain't washed all day Slept with three girls He ain't washed all day Smell them Oh my life For years He got me too That is disgusting That ain't gonna tell the bike man Come on man That is gross as shit Fuck you worried about Man we get there Yo I say shout he fucked three girls Baby this was a long time ago This was definitely long This was like 17, 18 years ago This was a long time But yeah Here's my thing about the night Washing Why are they volunteering this information So that's the thing Why is this a conversation That's the thing Why I think this is like Right wing audiences Love to hear people shit on Hollywood celebrities So I think what it is Is conservative media Trying to create a new thing To shit on Hollywood about And they're making it look like It's a trend But if you listen to the Conversations that these people Are having They're kind of saying it Together like jokingly Yeah sometimes I won't shower Like I just let the water wash my feet That's what they're doing Why How was this coming up in conversation What are they talking about White people we talk like that We will say Like do you wash your feet We'll be like man I'll just let the soap suds Get down there Like that is a common conversation Amongst white people And sometimes we say it Before that reaction Yeah From other white people Because we know some white people Are like man it's fucking disgusting And then some will be like Man I kind of do that shit too Now I mean that's our superpower Our immune system You realize that right It's like We've just been able to Yes Outside running in the fucking cold Yes In New York City With the fuck I'm in front of the building And I see a white person With no shirt on And I'm like this Bumble the fuck up But now we know why That dirt keeping them warm That dirt from not washing Is a layer That's your layers That's keeping them From freezing to death That's a North Face That's a North Face I always say like listen They ain't a lot of rich people Who they sit around the house They don't have so much things to do So they just sit around Like what are you really going to do Some days it's Friday or Saturday I ain't got nothing to do I ain't doing that all day I might fall asleep on the couch And might not take a shower That's it Disgusting What do you think these rich people are doing You think they're running around Picking up boxes and shit like that They're not doing nothing They're chilling Maybe the girl because it's like Moistly and stuff like that But other than that Yeah the girl should probably Because there's interior That's what I'm saying It's like things that's moving around For no reason Yeah White people wash your body Okay wash your ass Let's get one more All right last one We got fair cause seven four three two If you had one phone call in jail And you had to call someone on the Brilliant idiots team Who would you call You already know Who would you not call and why You already know who's getting you out of jail I already got one guy out of jail I already got one guy out of jail Like just you know who you're calling Don't lie Wait a minute it's to us I mean Yeah yeah so who would you call Who would you not call and why I'm not calling Charlie He don't pick up his phone And I'm not I can I can say without a shadow of a doubt There's not one brilliant idiot's member In my emergency context I'm not calling nobody in this room In all the pins on now If you know you They got you And you got a lock You got locked up for a couple of days Call me I might know a couple of people in there Might hold you down Get you some shit You know what I'm saying If I know I'm getting locked up And there might be a possibility I could get out I'm calling Schultz You use your white privilege Exactly Go highlight these people I got you And if I need them to But Charlamagne To tell them something to get their mind off of What the fuck I did Tell them about some shit in Myrtle Beach That's gonna get me in trouble when I get home I'm calling Cheryl I'm not calling nobody in here You just gonna stomach it? You gonna take it? I'm calling my wife I mean that wasn't a question I know that I'm just telling you I'm not even I'm not even hypothetically Having that conversation Because I hope I'm never in that situation When the only person I gotta call is Wax the Schultz Or Taylor I'd be fire I'll send your ass to voicemail so quickly I'll be like this I'll be like hello You're like Schultz You're in jail I'll be like You reach Andrew Schultz If you have a message You just leave it Taylor can barely find asking idiots questions How's he gonna find us a bronzer? That's a good ass point Shit Come on I'll tell you I might know somebody in there That holds you down Least of you in there for 30 days I mean for a couple of days Or whatever for whatever You know what I'm saying? Amen It's possible Hey man We did it As always If you listen to this podcast You think we're smart You think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant You're absolutely right But If you listen to this podcast And you think we're just a couple idiots Who don't know shit You're right too It's the brilliant idiots podcast Thank you for listening