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Give me sauce No, but fucking hit a dance fortnight dance now fortnight fortnight fortnight fortnight now fortnight now my favorite fortnight email you guys want to see it November quick question do any of you actually like participate or is this just like a running joke ha ha ha But I would never actually do it because this tiny piece of me wants to try it But also like I obviously don't want to try that we must stay focused gentlemen In an easy way to stay focused is binge watching wheel of mutt. Let's talk about the team We have a gritty lunch pail. Please date my daughter backfield josh allen christian mccaffrey Derek perish and we've got a swaggy super athletic explosive wide receiver core with jamar chase andre yoshidis tyree kill and megatron We've got our prestige titan grok evan neal is the sole player on our offensive line. The rest is dog shit So let's uh, yeah, let's do something about that. Please defensively We've got one of the best users in the game and anthony walker jr With lurk artists got drew sanders that left outside linebacker and a budget beast play walker At right outside linebacker safe. These are jesse bates and our prestige derwin james Corner is antonio chromardi joey porter jr. James pierre and the defensive lines got the anchor 90 overall jonathan allen 88 bruce smith and nick bossa are sole prestige with no upgrades yet Dude, this whole d lines going through it. Nick bossa just can't get a new upgrade jonathan allen Just had everybody on his team traded away. No montez sweat. No chase young traded away for peanuts too So feeling kind of down bad for my d line right now, but hopefully we can make it through this I don't know what it's going to take for nick bossa to get an upgrade Maybe a thanksgiving card. This kind of reminds me of a dk metcalf prestige. I did a few years ago It felt like I was never going to get a dk card I was never going to get a dk card and then boom I started to get some monster cards So i'm hoping that nick bossa is that uh, I mean he's still okay. He's still in a six overall But I don't know in today's wheel of mutt We'll be looking to pick up our fourth win We're two wins away from going to the playoffs and since we have zero losses. I could spare three losses. No, two We have to win two games before we lose three to make it to the play our very first wheel spin Bro, I should honestly just force myself to take online here Even if like I really don't want to It's uh, it's not even possible to take online now. I don't think any online may get team of the week I know that there is a 90 will levis and a 90 limited cd lamb. That's cd lamb is crazy I know the bears season has been kind of pitiful, but there is one bright spot And it's this dude right here. Jalen johnson has been nasty this corner is incredible six foot 193 insane staff 91 zone 88 man 90 press 91 speed 88 excel right now. I have james pierre at cb3 I would move jalen johnson to my cb1 from marty to two and joey porter to three and I'd pretty much clear up the skies Yeah, I mean the cd lamb is a really cool card. We're doing just fine with the wide receivers We have I definitely could take a linebacker too, but it's baron browning. I i'm i'm sorry I don't give a shit about baron browning. This was a toss-up though I don't know if this was the right call this jalen johnson's incredible But just so you guys can see what I was deciding between it was this baron browning that I almost considered Super fast six foot three outside linebacker really good block shedding and power moves So he's kind of like a guy that gets to the quarterback. He could he really could have been this could have been the pick I'm sticking to my guns. I'm going jalen johnson So jalen johnson will move to cb1 and we'll move joey porter down to cb3 giving us some Serious depth at corner whether we're running nickel or it doesn't it really doesn't matter what we're gonna be running We're gonna have a lot of really good players out Also, gonna give jalen johnson an ability instead of joey porter. Um, wow, he gets really nice moves I'm gonna give him pick artists even the week jackpot. That's an insanely good starting spin But there's no offensive lineman in team of the week, which is a bummer. So this second one, please please please Okay, hell yeah, this is a fun one. I love this one I can open every single pack that cost coins and I can take one player out of the entire array All we're looking for is a halfway decent offensive lineman. We'll start out here with the pro max fantasy pack It's gonna give me carl lawson jordan brooks carl lawson currently the winner But I don't imagine that'll stay gonna go to the playmaker pack next. Hey, that's actually you know, it's funny That's exactly what i'm looking for. He probably won't be the best But 82 left tackle rachon slater could actually be a really good addition here Hopefully the pro most feared pack this probably has the best chance to give us something legitimately good Like 87 landon dickerson. I know that that's an available card right now get michael carter corner We get one more most feared player. Oh, he's the winner right now. Actually. This is a nasty budget linebacker I'd have quay walker and sion takitaki. I don't know if that's how you say his name 84 speed 88 excel He's not an edge rusher, but that's fine. He's more of a true linebacker good block shed tackling playrack acceleration speed He's just a really good budget lineback. So he's the winner right now I actually would take him over rachon slater just because my other outside linebackers drew sanders Dude, I love how I started this episode saying i'ma go online and now i'm not there's no fucking way I take a lot. I already have a right tackle. I could put them at left tackle But at that point I use slater will lutz cater coho. Those are all nos We do have a week eight team of the week pack So if this wants to hand me 90 overall team of the week cd lamb, I wouldn't say no tyron Ooh, dude, that's actually such a nasty poll, but I can't use it an aka pack I guess you can get charles cross that odell is actually a really nice budget wide receiver We just don't need a budget wide receiver masan ridgeway and then the 83 obj Final pack is right here with the legends pack right now. I'm really on seo and tacky tacky Try palamalu and an ultimate kickoff laporta. It's gonna be tacky tacky. All right. So seo night tacky tacky Moving to my left outside linebacker and then my mlb2 will be drew sanders Definitely was hoping to get something better there some higher overall In fact, my entire linebacker core is composed of most feared players Which is pretty awesome because the most feared players are nice and then drew sanders at mlb2 It's not flashy, but it's a very solid upgrade takes us to the third and final wheel spin If I get a choice, it's gonna be a left tackle I promise you it's gonna be a left tackle 10 times re-rolls. I get to keep one player, bro In years past. This was one of my favorite wheel spins I used to go on streams and just rip these training packs and they were a decent roi Like you'd get your training back pretty usually and every once in a while you get limited the last time I did these 83 pluss They Milked me. They sucked me dry, bro. They are horrible. I have never pulled anything higher than an 83 in this pack straight up Cream Jackson quick sells for 430 training. This pack is a thousand seven hundred twenty I don't know if you guys ever played runescape back in the day, but this is what we call a coin sink This is a fucking money pit They are taking my training and shredding it to ashes so that the economy stays healthy That's exactly this bag is don't fucking open this thing. It's so shit Hey, I do get pipkins again though. So pipkins is my pipkins is my choice right now I did pull that budget beast duverne, but uh, I wouldn't go with him Pipkins would go at left tackle and and that's what we'd run if we have to I'm telling you, bro This is gonna be all 83 pluss. It's criminally bad. I'm losing 1400 training every single time I open one of these 83 pluss 83 cream Jackson that's crazy Consider this just a public service announcement so that you guys don't get duped into thinking you should open this All right. We got three more. This is one Duverne once again This is two trade pipkins again and our third and final literally all 83s quite walking All right, I guess we're gonna take the trade pipkins We're gonna move into left tackle trade pipkins is an 81 at left tackle So it's not like he's it's not like he's trash or anything. All right, y'all we're in 84 overall We added trade pipkins left tackle We added tacky tacky and the big addition today is 90 overall Jalen Johnson So we've added a brown a bear and a charger I will absolutely take a rip on the challenge We'll hear because if one of those packs can have a center or a guard for me Replicate a week one score. This one's always hard So the score of my game needs to perfectly mirror a score of a week one NFL game Obviously, there's a lot of games to choose from like lions chiefs 21 20. That'd be a cool one I think what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna play and at halftime We're gonna evaluate these scores and see what's actually possible. He's got anthony walker jamir gibbs Jamir gibbs just got an angry runs My fantasy team is geeked about it But I'm not geeked about it in this game right here because he looks like he's gonna give you some trouble Bro, he has fucking adrian peterson and jamir gibbs. Where is lark artist? Or no, that's quay walker. It's quay walker. It wasn't anthony walker I'm bitching for no reason. Yo, I just got trauma. It was ptsd from season two It's anthony walker jr. Sorry y'all. He throws a little check down going nowhere there. There's another That is a sketchy pass. You're not getting away with that twice He doesn't have anything right now second attempt. Wait a minute. Is this a lions theme team? He has to have at least some degree of lions team ken because jared golf adrian peterson jamir gibbs Who are his wide receivers? He had megatron. I don't know his wide receivers are I think that's hawk and no, it's not anthony walker Okay, I still ruined that play though. I did my job. I slowed him down. I contained just good defense I should have cut there. Let's send a blitz. Does he go jamir gibbs here? Oh, he's got gibbs over the middle. Fuck. I knew he was going gibbs. I just didn't know that was the route Barely made the tackle first intent. Oh, he has megatron. This is totally a lions theme team He's gonna go with a hand off here. This looks absolutely bottled up another run out of lions walker's gonna come down and third and four Couple out routes check down to jamir gibbs. I'm all over it fourth and fourth that weak shit out of here Dude, he's even got matt praetor. This is totally a lions theme. That's awesome And it shakes it. Oh my god. You don't see that every day. Let's see if this is man coverage I'll be able to drill this to tyreekill Oh, jeez. Matthew chewed on untouched. He's still in samuel blitz his responsibility on samuel blitz as the user is cmc I think we go grog here That wasn't a very smart throw low key, but I guess we'll take a yard. I got tyreek on this little dig I got chase going down field. There's jamar chase. That's exactly what we wanted Jamar chase splits the seed dude jamar's been So unbelievably good. What an awesome prestige a defensive stop seven to zero That's how you start a wheel of mud and i'm i'm looking over here at the score table seeing what's gonna be possible Like dude to replicate a week one score. I might have to let him get a touchdown at the end first in 10 I am all over it Play joey porter jr. Just saved a touchdown Megatron was flying over the top of that. We're guessing pass to get a little better pass rush. Hopefully And he finds the place nice catch bottom first in 10. This looks like a run. I'm bringing durwin down Yep stretch run left. Wow great time to bring durwin down Don't think it mattered. Yeah, the boys kind of bottled that up on their own I don't know what he wants here. He's not gonna get it. What's he want? He's got the dig He throws the dig if I get him hard enough He won't have it for that one. That was a monster in hunting. Oh my god No way, right? You're faking this guys get away from the ball. Oh my god. Are you guys out of your minds? All right textbook football. He's gonna punt it away. I respect it. I'm gonna try and take a shot here. Oh play it Oh jamar chase might have him. He dies What a shot four for four hundred thirteen in a putty for josh allen jamar chase double covered Triple covered in fact. What does he say? Maybe he says he's always open or if we're gonna hold a shutout There's only one score we can go for and that's cowboys giants But I don't think we hold a shutout here, dude. I'm really liking this play play action slot cross Because look at jamar. Look how jamar clears on that I probably could have thrown that to jamar, but I'm gonna be honest I got a little nervous and I didn't think it was worth it We just run this ball here and if we don't get it we run it again silver o-line silver o-line You know, I keep talking about upgrading my o-line, but like they they honestly play good enough You know, it's definitely the last thing I need to upgrade see if I can get my calf free underneath here Nope that is manned up. I just got to get some yards Scrambling if I can second and 12. I think this is sam will blitz. It is strong And I can't get it off. You know what the user's responsibility is the user's responsibility is the halfback He's not gonna get to it because he's a fucking bum Oh, I own you come on baby Sam will blitz only works if you're committed to guarding that halfback. This guy is not committed. He thinks he is Oh My god, you ever seen a play get blown up that fast. Let's get to the edge. See if we can get around the user Uh, this doesn't look good. If I'm gonna pick this up. It's a scene beater with gronk Let's take the check down. See if we can make some magic happen. Oh my god Oh my god We almost could have fourth and three. I take this field goal because look I'm gonna if unless he calls the timeout right now what she should do He's gonna let this clock go all the way down. That is totally fine by me Get your kickoff McPherson and this will take you down to three seconds on the clock And then he's got three timeouts in 20 some seconds To go get something out of this so the 49ers beat the Steelers 30 to 7 So maybe if he gets one touchdown and I just hold them there Corner out gotta be wow. I'm oh, I'm on your shit right now Fuck him walking fraud. We're all over right now. That's the last thing he could do now. He's in jeopardy Getting lasered on There's only really two reads on this we're either throwing it to gronk or we're throwing it to jamar chase I want that user to commit to gronk and then I can throw jamar kind of under it basically Let's find out baby one two jamar chase Fucking money ball right past the user don't for it from if that ball is on jamar's chest It's intercepted, but he put it where only jamar could get it He saw me Honestly, that's not that bad. There's a lot of scores that are 16. Okay. Okay. Okay falcons panthers was 24 to 10 Do you think I could encourage this guy to get 10 points somehow dude like If you want to run the play run the play but go guard the half back It's really it is hard to get out to that though. Look now watch this watch this So he's gonna run the same thing right he thinks that christian mccaffrey keeps doing that route and going to the outside So now we're gonna send christian mccaffrey to the inside and he's gonna over Actually, no He played that well. Okay, so if I get 24 points and we can get him 10. I would do it. Is this hem oblits? No Damn, he clamped that shit Yikes fourth and 17. This is actually a pun center. Luckily. He's not ready for the punt We could we could punt out him here because he's not ready for the punt. Let's see how good this pun is Oh my god, that has punt dot potential It was a game titan sains was 16 15 and I have 16 the thing is like, how do I get him to have 15 points? He would never do that. He would go for one and then go for two Oh, that's play action. I honestly thought that was cool enough and look who's in there Bruce Smith putting jared golf through hell right now. Oh good handoff call blown up by quay walker fourth and two We can get another turnover right here and he's gonna get another galea. He's thinking too hard You're overthinking it man. I wouldn't be too shocked if he quits if he doesn't get this So let's uh, let's make sure he doesn't get it. Fuck I dude, I want that parham that guy is on my checklist He's on my wishlist the 90 overall most feared parham. I dare you throwing him again, though Come on, dude. I got lurk artist man. Come on. This isn't the end of season two I got the abilities on there first and ten watch this jamar chase route Oh my god, no It's criminal that shit. I have to go for the cowboy's score same exact thing Oh shit, what happened? Oh Still almost okay, you know what's happening now. It's the same thing except he's shading He's shading outside because he knows I'm going to that same route Yo, I did that just being a dick I was kind of hoping I could really clown him and then get the other guy too But we'll we'll milk a little clock with it. I kind of want to give jamar chase a hat trick hat trick jamar chase So I'm at 22. There was not a single team that was at 22. Oh, no, there was bill's jets 22 to 16 Actually, no, that's more realistic if I let him score and get the two-point conversion twice Oh, but would he go for two? There's no guarantee that he goes for two. I gotta get this I gotta go for this and get it Josh Schnellen gets it 24-0. Actually, what I could do is 49ers stealers. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait I'm so glad we got that 49ers stealers 30 to 7. We need to give him one touchdown We need to get one more and score no points after and then give him a touchdown in a p.a.t dude Oh Dude, but every part of my body wants to lurk that shit out of that angle route. That's sorry as angle route Oh That was nice first and goal. This will determine if we can challenge real or not or whether or not he goes for two Oh bad time to run Technically a really good time to run, but you know what I everybody get up in a way and just let jared golf throw this in Anywhere anywhere jared anywhere jared. I ran commit jared Take your time jared take your time jared. Oh my oh you did get it Thank god You ever seen a man try so desperately to let his opponent score we have to stuff this we have to stuff this I figured it out There was one game rams seahawks 30 to 13 where I could get 30 and if I'd stopped in there Let him score again. I don't know how to finesse this Packers bears 38 to 20 jamar chase do your thing Oh, that might not be the best ball Oh my god You're kidding me. This is a historic day for jamar chase How many yards does he have if I go for one here? I go 31 to 8 packers bears was 38 20 So what I would need is I need him to score another touchdown But then I need to stuff it then he scores another touchdown and I stuff it again Assuming he goes for two both times. Oh, this is hard I got a roughing the pass or two so we can see the way There's no way you're show boating. Come on Okay, 14 31 if he goes for two I have to okay, so I just have to stuff this Okay, I'm gonna go with something that can defend the pass and the run I'm gonna go 4 3 over solid pinch the d-line and I'm gonna go on anthony walker Okay, hand off right side. Are you kidding me guys? We have fucking bottled everything the entire game now all of a sudden it's just a cake walk for it There's not a single score combination. That's possible anymore because I couldn't stop him there That's a sketchy There's no way I can lose Dude, I'm so mad there was 31 21 I mean, I guess with like a safety something is possible Oh, I could give up a safety intentionally and give him two points I didn't think about that. I could give up two consecutive safeties and get him to 20 Oh, I have to stop him now now. I really gotta stop him. No, why didn't I think of that sooner? I have to stop him. I need the ball back Angle route throw it you love the angle No, but I need the touchdown first 16 to 31. It's possible five wide. I have only one time out left I've been doing some clock shenanigans losing clock here That's a zone Oh my god. Whoa his computer anthony walker just lurked me Definitely not if he catches that Now it's impossible. That was truly impossible. There was still like the tiniest little glimmer of hope before but now there's not Let's just air it out Gronk's gonna clear And he made it he made it a little too easy for me, but shit Shit This is a fucking insane game for tomorrow Hey gg is my opponent shout to my opponent for sticking it out and playing that game because that was like 28 to 0 at one point Dude, I tried everything everything to match a game score and I just couldn't do it I do want to see these players that so so Josh Allen 22 for 32 367 five touchdowns The two interceptions were just from being an idiot at the end He didn't even really deserve those so you could have had a much better game It's still 367 and five nuts. Oh my fucking god. I don't even want to talk about what that would be fantasy What 11 receptions five touchdowns is 41 plus 19 is 60.3 That would be 60.3 fantasy points And I don't even know if he had a two point conversion if he had two point conversions Then that would add into that 11 for 193 and five touchdowns for jamar chase. That is an absurd game So trade pipkins Taki Taki and Jalen Johnson are locked into the lineup four and oh is this a perfect season? I smell it just might be another perfect season boys. I need another ring after the sad season two loss. All right guys Hey, I love y'all. Thanks for watching as always see you in the next wheel of mud