 This is kind of an awkward work of the Fantastic Three here. Really? Let's get this pretty sturdy. You're doing good jokes up already. Well, it's recording, so yeah. If you consider that a good joke. I'll tell you what the funniest joke was. Fantastic Four, bumper. So we just got done seeing the Fantastic Four. We went against the odds. You know, it has 9% on round tomatoes. It slipped to 8, I think, today. Okay, 27% fan percentage, so it's not doing well. And I think that 27 is pretty solid for it. 27% is about where it belongs. Let's break down the characters. Who do we got in this? We got Reed Richards, he's super stretch. Yeah, stretch arm strong guy. We got Suzanne Summers, invisible girl. Michael B. Jordan playing the human torch. We talked about this off camera, but I get if the director who did Chronicle, which I enjoyed quite a bit. I know the critics did, but now for some reason, everybody just hates it online. It's cool to jump on the bandwagon. Is it the director? Well, because of this film being bad, so yeah, Chronicles sucked too. Maybe it wasn't as good as they thought, yeah. But I get if the director was like, Michael B. Jordan was so good, we are gonna recreate this character as a black kid, because you know, fuck the hundreds of years of comics or however long it's gone. This is the guy. But he didn't do anything. He was very underutilized in the film, so it just made no sense. It was stunt casting and nothing more. I thought he had good, clever, subtle humor. Please elaborate. There was a time when he was on a chair, he kind of like bounced down just to kind of break the tension. Oh, that's the joke in the trailer, and that's like two jokes in the film. And it's not even a joke, it's just, he's just going down and doesn't have any meaning. And when you say he's not like a haha, like throwing out jokes, he's just kind of a high flying, like, literally, talk about the effects on him, and I was just, it was poor they were. They got better at that. They got better at the end. Yeah, well those effects got better, but everything else just went out the window. You're talking about the fire effects. So going in, I had zero interest, that's where my gauge was at, between one and a thousand. Yeah, I was hoping to go to Southpaw tonight, but... You're kind of off camera, and you should just peek a boo in a little bit more, and Drew is not in the middle, like... Well, I didn't want to blot him, and I got high into the... Well, there is a perspective thing. I'm just kind of loving this camera. Oh, I don't know if I'll use that, so that's the GoPro, that's the secondary shot. This is a very professionally made, well-crafted show. Um, yeah, so Kate Mara was one of the only reasons I wanted to see this, just to see her in her little outfits, doing her invisible... Which she really didn't do much. No, she didn't do anything, either. It wasn't like a scandalous, like, come out of the cryo chamber in a bikini. Oh, hey boys! Speaking of the cryo chambers, that shit's just bouncing back and forth towards the end, like, it's nothing. Like, they can just cue that thing up. It took decades to get this to build this. He comes in, reprograms it in ten minutes, they're jumping back and forth to the fourth dimension. It's like making a hot pocket, and the thing's there and back already. I love how a lot of the battles or, like, the action is, it is very PG-13, except for the scene where Dr. Doom walks through and blood splatters off. That was one of the only cool things, and I bet there was a lot more of that, but if the director wasn't fighting with the studio, with Fox so much, why don't you just, like, move up? I don't know. No, no, just, like, lean awkwardly forward, like, the shining or something. Yeah, there you go. Now touch my shoulder. Yeah, now rub my shoulder in his at the same time. The fighting in this is really bad. There's, like, two scenes in total. A total of maybe five minutes, and, like, some of the best parts are, like, a stretch punch. That was so bad, like, it's like no creativity, it's like, let's, they may not be able to take one of us, but can they take all four of us? Yeah, I was calling the line, we were far in lines out during the movie. There's no choreography, there's nothing creative, there's a fight in the woods that lasts all of seven seconds. And Richard takes out three guys with stretch powers, and then the thing comes down and head butts him, and that's the entire, that's the entire battle. That was probably the most disappointing part of the entire Fantastic Four movie was there wasn't enough action. I didn't mind, like, the intro, like, the first 30 minutes, like, the build-up background story, that was all right. Then you're expecting, okay, well, let's get into some battle scenes, and it's pretty lackluster. Yeah, we're ragging on it a lot, but the first, I'd say, 30, 40 minutes is pretty good. He's slowly building up the stories, focusing on the science aspect, which was kind of cool, and it was refreshing. The problem is, it started out a lot smarter than it really was, and by the end, you're just shaking your head the entire time, like, this is what we built up for, this stupid, generic fight that we've seen a million times, much better in other films. Dr. Doom looked terrible. Yeah. He looked nothing like he does in the comic books, or even the last movie did better than that. He looked... Yeah, he was... He looked gross. He wore a mask in the old ones, because he was ashamed of how he looked, because he was a really pretty boy. Oh, good. His looks were part of his image, so he didn't want people to see him, so he wore a mask and he wore the hood, but in this one, he was, like, an environmentalist freak show. He didn't give a shit about looks. The thing that I don't get is, they went back to save him. He appeared to want to be saved, came back just to slaughter everybody, to go back and, like, suck the entire world in it. How dare you come into my world! Now, I'm coming into yours. He was limping, and he just... He just... Don't worry about that. I just, like, put the hood on. There's a heat mask. Why'd he put the hood on? Where did he get the hood? He's embarrassed. He just grabbed a jacket over there, and he was like, Yeah, I like this. There was this dumbest Transformers. There was a Transformers 3 when Megatron's wearing the scarf in the desert. He's a robot! You know, Marvel was able to step in to Ant-Man and craft a great film out of, you know, a messy production and, you know, director feedback. And not much of a following to the comic, I don't think, in Ant-Man. No, Fox had a popular property, and they managed to just screw the hell out of it. Anyway, let's give this a review. This has gone on far. This might be longer than the movie itself. Thank God. Yeah, I'm gonna give this a... I'm not gonna go easy. I'm gonna go three. I'm gonna double up on that and go three. Trice. I'll go four. Oh! I didn't think it was as bad as the critics say. Well, we even did meet when we jumped in with that 30%. Yeah, 30% seems fair. I mean, you're just throwing it a far just to be generous. It doesn't need it. It doesn't need it. I guess it's feelings aren't hurt. It's feelings aren't hurt, you guys. Oh, wow. I respect that. I... Yeah. Okay, well, till next time... I feel like the price is right. Oh, okay. I'm not gonna end this, I guess. So, till next time, we'll see you in the... Till next time, we'll see you in the car. I say that now.