 In the last video, I told you guys 20,000 likes and I'll do one punch man week And what do you know 25,000 likes in less than three hours? That's for every single one of you. I don't care if you're gay straight Lopsided whatever you are accept that kiss. I'd give you way more But a lot of you are under 21 and I don't want to go there, but with all that bukkake added away Let's get to one punch man Yeah, I'll tell me you like bicycle man you told me not to slander his name fuck y'all I'll rip his tire off and beat him over the head with it Is this bowling pin man, bro, I think that's the first beard I've seen in anime. Oh, look at that my boy Let's do this shit, baby one punch man. We oh My god, I'm gonna be pausing every second are and I I we got Vin Diesel over here We got a do with a star on his forehead The fuck is that dinosaur man? Bro, what the fuck is that I feel like I'm gonna pause every So I'm up no way I wish I had the balls to scratch my ass in public like that Quick jerk off as fast as you can. Oh Back a mole you go whack my mole the craziest episode already the ultimate masturbator Damn that as though I know that as Holy shit making me insecure over here Satama. Oh my son. Why are you looking down like that, bro? Is he like a metal dick? My yeah What kind of fucking conversation is this hero's you can be such a Cantan sugirio now one hour late. Yeah, I've done this. Whoo Ranks get on there. No, I mean one night. Oh Come on, we're gonna pull the paper up. Don't tell me that's a see Pull it up But I ain't saying shit, I ain't 6'9", I ain't snitchin'. Don't trust anybody with a suit on, and a guy that doesn't shave. They're like, you may be a terrorist, but at least you were honest about it, that's it man. Terrorists just admit it. You might be accepted. Oh, daddy's going up to the office to talk to the principal, okay? Take that belt off. Bro what the fuck does his shirt say? Are those titties? Is that the casting couch? You know you know. Oh that's a villain. He's that villain, anime hair. Don't trust anybody with blue hair. Girls, guys, whatever, don't. They're crazy, bro. And if you have blue hair, I apologize, but I bet you are crazy. I can't believe we're looking at Satama and Genos. I am Satama in class, chewing gum, sitting like that with a titty shirt on. Oh, he lost his eyes. He's fucking mad, man. Oh, shit. You don't want to upset daddy. What the fuck about you? What the fuck was that? You're a nice hero. Find a man that can blow a fat bubble. Oh, this is a fuck about your anime looking ass. Oh, this is why I love this show. The normal Monday morning. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! Is that ball sack kid going up? He's ball sack man now. No way. Bro, ball sack kid comes back. There's no telling what I might do on this camera. I'm going to get banned. The excitement level is going to be too much for YouTube. I don't trust anybody with a green eye. No way. I don't trust anybody with glasses either. You wearing glasses watching my video right now? I don't trust you. What the fuck is that? I got to pick my nose right now. I don't give a fuck what I'm doing, man. It's been dying the whole video. Sometimes you just need a good nose. What's with the faces in the show? Looking at God in his mind right now. Just overwhelmed and stressed out. It just makes me feel like I'm God at times. If he could have troubling thoughts like this and stress out, I can too. Beautiful. It's too quiet. What's coming up to him right now? Guys, what's coming up to him right now? I hear footsteps. Oh, okay. I thought it was going to be like rat man or something. Like a rat with a gold chain. Look at this fucking animation, man. It's beautiful. I need a title screen like that. Somebody make a title screen for me. One punch, man. Bro, I'll do anything for you if you do that for me. Hi. Bro, when I go to Japan, I can't wait to do that all the time. Hi. Hi. Yeah, man, we need some names. On cyborg. Cap caked baldy. Oh, shit. We're going to see a 1v1? Where the fuck did that come from? Bro, imagine the bugs on the floor right now. They're just living their lives. They're collecting rocks to build their own house. And then this fucking shit's happening right there. They just get fucking drop kicked by a cyborg. There goes your life. Like, imagine the bugs on that fucking rock right now. There could have been a local bird. Look at this. Yo. You fucking fire lord. Nani? I'm so exaggerated. Like, I swear to God, this show is literally my reaction channel. If my reaction channel was written into an anime, this would be it. I don't know what to say. You know when you just talk and a different language comes out? I think I just spoke Dothraki. Yo, give it up to this music, dude. I feel like shaking my asshole. Holy shit! What was that sound? There ain't no rules on the battlefield. I forgot about this. Thank God you brought it back. Oh, you know when his face, when his mouth is just a line, a straight line? It's over. What is DH? He looks like a seven. Dude, that was sick! Oh my God! You don't like Udon? You don't like Udon? See, I told you, bro. Blue hair, don't trust him. I don't trust that either. Bro, where's Bicycle, man? I wanna bully him. Low on funds. Oh shit, they're gonna eat! Oh my God, bro, I would watch like a mukbang channel from them. Oh, the man that can eat. That's what we need in this world. If you're a man, you're going to a restaurant, you're getting a fucking salad. Nah, man, you need to get the craziest shit on that menu, bro. There's nothing sexier than eating like a fat ass, okay? Don't get it twisted, bro. Fat is the new skinny. I don't trust anybody with a necklace. Bro, look at his animation. That whole shit changed. Did you just hear her fucking orgasm? He's way too pretty. I don't trust him. Nobody that looks that good could be trusted, okay? Metal liars. Done already? Genos? Bro, if I had a pig one, I don't know, bro. The way she screamed, she's probably a freak. I'm not gonna lie, so I might go with her. Oh no! Sataba's gonna be jealous! Bro, what the fuck is this? Horseback riding, shotgun holding music playing right now. If he came to Tatakai, get on with it, he said. Told you I don't trust him. I told you guys, blue hair. Ain't eyes. A car. Oh no. Oh no! I love that we just accept it. Again, goodbye. Oh, I feel bad for him! Oh, look at that symbolism right there. With the two poles, and them walking different directions. I notice this stuff. Damn. My heart broke. Something's just gonna happen, bro. How about you jump? Do us all a fucking favor. Yes! I hope so! Dude, pack this house! Yeah, I don't trust anybody. That is it named Satama and Genos. Everybody else I don't trust. Blue hair, don't trust. Glasses, don't trust. Somebody with a car, I don't trust. If you got blue hair, that means you're too creative. And with a mind too creative, you might think of some creative ways to cheat on somebody. Glasses, that means you want to see things. Meaning you want to see other people. That's also cheating. And a car, do I even have to say it, guys? With a car, somebody could just drive off to somebody else and cheat on you. That's why I don't trust those three things. Anyways, one punch man week continues tomorrow.