 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How do you do James snack? Baseball is back and it's better than ever. Hey, now Baseball's back Mid how are you? We got mid season action on the first opening weekends tempers flared What's that gonna do with that you think I put a flare up my mouth. We'll see hey Don't give it away red hot chili peppers How about the sports Jim like we mentioned Baseball is back and we're gonna talk about our favorite team the New York Matt, it's the weekly dumb. It's the weekly dumb. I know there's a breakdown coming And there's all of it because Jeff McNeil and Reese Hoskins I don't know. I had buddies texting about this and then Jim I know you got deep in the lab and everything you dig up it gets a little messy Yeah, as you're watching this Tuesday morning I did my Jimmy's three things because I went deep diving into this issue to find that McNeil's a weird baseball guy Weird player thought he was a gritty blue-collar guy turns out he hates double plays grants them to the team Reese went in hard like it's an aggressive hard, but I don't think it was incredibly dirty McNeil's footwork was poor because he dropped the ball So he happened to just be like caught in a bad spot You see McNeil's leg with the little give and you're like, okay I don't love that when he rolls over but like if McNeil's other foot's not there Reese just slides past when they threw at Reese after he went What do you mean they threw a Reese they threw behind Reese after he hit a Homer and had RBI's is incredible Yeah, but even in retaliation they messed it up They got him back the rest of the weekend where they got beat whenever there's a the whole Mets crowd booing a guy Winker Reese. I think there's another one in recent history. Jipper Jones literally named his kid Shay That's nuts. That is nuts. It's not your pirates What are you gonna do on that one another firecracker? We're so over it an eye patch with a picture of my eye on it Reminder go check out every episode of the weekly dumb unedited at buttholesurfers.com good bands What's the website you have buttholesity.com little city. I'm gonna sell it to a porn site Jim was this almost a breakdown you were talking about let's get away from the most speaking of the Mets and porn the Mets honored Seymour wiener as the veteran of the game World War two vet like very Honorable vet. Thank you. I still I tried to Google search this a ton. Was it a gag name or is this his real name? This is for a little bit. I'm like, that's the Mets because their broadcasts kind of is Mimi. Sure They're having fun. They know they're making a viral moment, but I I think this is his actual name Seymour wiener Well, the problem for you is when you dug deeper into the family I don't know if this is his family So I checked the consensus is to see how many Seymour wieners there are out there Census and there is a decent amount of them. I found like two or three right this family's nuts the dad's name Harry wiener Harry wiener classic the wife's name at a So eat a wiener. Yeah, see there's a little there's that's the first leap But if this is all in play, it's all in and then they named their son Seymour wiener right and then with the daughter Gilda would see I like that because that that one was to leave you guessing that's to get Yeah, Gilda Gilda wiener Gilda Gilda wiener Ivana would have been good. I Can't think of any more. Can you Emily Emily M? No, don't get it. See more buts anyone seen Seymour buts Simpsons had it again. Zack. Hey, there are buts here see more buts more sports Is more sports brought to us by anyone draft Kings because this is gonna change the way you That on football maybe it might NFL owners approve massive revamp. This is how you headlong You know what overs and unders will be changed due to this rule They're going to a model the XFL use they kind of I guess loosely describing it They have all the players line up in the kickoff return side of the field and do like a little flag football ish type setup But it slows down the big collisions and okay They're not allowed to move until the ball touches the ground or the receiver catches it You're allowed to have two receivers, which I love because I think good coaches Are gonna come up with some awesome schemes is now It's almost like you have two two lines to do like locking schemes and maneuvering And I think you'll have teams that overlook that and just get got right. There was a crazy stat They think that 40 to 50 percent of kicks are gonna be returned for a touchdown now. That's what the article said That's a lot. That's almost too many 50 percent of kicks returned for a touchdown. That's what the article said I can pull it back up. Let's we're gonna review it Oh my bad McKay projected that between 50 and 60 percent of kickoff kickoffs will be returned in 2024 returned Not for a touch. Oh He just means they actually run it instead of kickback. Yes, just had touchdown brain on my mind Can't add 50% returns the kick you think he that means he scores I see what happened wish you always had a jacket on because the way that feels like how you should store your phone I do that a lot on this sometimes I bring it out like this. Yeah Zack does a sound effect 21% of kickoffs were returned last season So we're up in it But only three owners said no and it seemed like Jed York only said no because he wanted to have an amendment that said We can change it halfway through the season and maybe he just wanted his name on the weekly dome Maybe it's a good name Jed York three two one four six. Yeah, I was gonna say totally joking Jed York It's not a good name not sports banana fight. I mean we have a classic escalation of fighting here a fight happened in a gas station in Pennsylvania when a customer came in took a banana and Through it at the clerk. Yeah, the clerk then took a banana threw it back then the customer punched the worker in his face Yeah, so then the employee you barrage Buddha toky chase the customer into the parking lot hit him several times And head with a PVC pipe. So we just kept climbing the ladder Assault one dudes in the hospital others in jail from where the headline started to where it ended It's kind of like a whoa. This was written perfectly every paragraph. I crescendoed up Whoa, whoa, this story obviously took place in Pittsburgh Zach's hometown No, it was tough when I read that line of it ended with PVC pipe to the head I mean guy comes throws a banana at you and then punches you what's he gonna do next if he doesn't go PVC pipe The dude's going PVC pipe to him. There should be a rule that any time two people throw a banana at each other Yeah, that's an instant detente done. It's over. You know what the point We're throwing nanners at each other. We need to go separate ways These guys, I don't know it seems like old news Wow, it's the middle of the month into Zach. It's April 1st. Hi ploy of the month from March, Zach Boy the month goes to Zach. Nice job, Zach You're gonna give it to Bebes for the lives opening a live stream. Yeah, he was there the whole stream Wow, were you there the whole stream? He's messing with some new producer stuff. He was there too So Zach doesn't get him play the month. Well, I got him play the month. Yeah. Yeah, okay I like the picture and all that that's him play the week Bebes. His underwear is going to auction too So make sure you check it out at shop.jumboymedia.com Today's episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by DraftKings download the DraftKings sportsbook app now new customers use promo code Weekly that just five dollars on any wager and get 150 and bonus bets instantly. That's promo code a weekly only at DraftKings sportsbook the crown is Zach's How's that? Apples hurt got an apple fight at once as our original business throw apples at Jake not those is wine apples Three dollars for ten ten dollars for three. I kind of like shoot the goon boardwalk, but apples and Jake Yeah, you tell me Zach you're trying stuff like the kids from guts You're outside of Times Square and it's ten dollars to throw three apples at me. You're not paying that I do it. How long can you keep that up? It requires like one break an hour Because I mean like you know someone steps up you're not afraid of you just let let it hit you Yeah, we never sorted out what would happen if like someone that could really throw came through That's the only thing that held it up Colin Stone. Oh We have a business