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just yeah we're just waiting guys right i mean this is just normal info stuff i will give them wonderful sounds of doxels main menu in fact i will show them uh on my menu you know i'm ready to go and like you fucking loses hold up i'm just getting uh up the chats and all mel's name is clinko for us do you want to see the name of my guy uh i do as soon as i find the window where the efeb is on there there it is howards me come on howard howards me howard is the hero of the dark realm or whatever uh currently in the middle of finishing my first big video one woman 84 thank you for inspiring me more it's not perfect but glad to learn from it oh this sounds sounds like it'll be a fun one one one eighty four is a disaster you ever see that one for cheer uh wonder lady one one woman 84 yeah uh it was real bad i don't think i have good that's the one the the prequel yes set in 84 i mean the first one's a prequel too i guess wasn't there a pop out chat function here somewhere oh non mod settings that's probably somewhere here there it is there you are reading your favorite dr seuss book and suddenly you're a racist you didn't ask for this you didn't choose it but there we are i rex wonderful all right rex is not joining us at all um he's actually finishing up the last episode of odd division that he will join us oh okay um that finale broke everything and didn't have a single redeeming quality white vision like poochie died on the way home to his phone plan it was yeah maybe we'll talk about it a little bit here and there was rags gets here um yeah one division was really bad and that really annoys me because the first two episodes pretty good so much wasted potential yeah uh the show just went to shit unfortunately metal you luck sob you didn't even have to sit through twin perfect debate yeah yeah i was lucky i was uh yeah i was really tired i was very sleep deprived and it felt really shitty so it's like i'm probably should step out you were the deprived class hey oh god damn i am really funny uh hair we don't need hair where we are going yeah like color uh red oh does the fat body have a bigger hitbox i don't think so don't quote me on that though i want to be fat sex yes please whoa you can't just go around fapping dude what's the fight i got a government stimulus check for 800 big boys today one art please very well why not we have to provide this person one art everyone oh hey das dash do you want to join us we're gonna do a real art full run of this nightmare game but with with special rules that's something to mention special rules in the description there's there's a brief sort of thing of it but it might be a little confusing if you have any questions we probably will try and answer them here and there yeah you know oh yeah should we have a command for the rules and you guys can't be out to set it up it's gonna be look shit because there's no formatting and i'm just to the description go look yeah vooch yeah just go to usually stream leveling after capra upgrades after gargoyles yeah so we're we've all got to go from the get go to kill capra all right everybody listening just got to get to capra and kill him without doing anything when you kill him you're allowed to upgrade your level being allowed to do anything else so that you don't waste all those souls because otherwise how the fuck are you gonna be the rest of the game you know and then uh once you kill gargoyles then you are free to do whatever you want but you must keep that club in your left hand so you can get like pyromancy i guess is probably the best thing to do but i'm probably just going to commit to the club mm-hmm oh shit mine's in the right hand fuck i lost disqualified let me get home i mean i think sweet can't you have like weapons in your left hand and they actually like do decent damage uh you can do whatever you want i'd imagine test it out for tizbo oh farrah thanks for the re-subscribe thank you i like to think white vision just killed himself because he realized he was the real vision that's what he was programmed to do oh what a satisfying ending just fine to hold a whole city hostage constantly feeling grief away from your family as long as one person who likes you forgives you yeah that was pretty cringe not gonna lie that was as as southpaw tweeted can we please stop allowing protagonists to get away with crazy immoral shit just because they're protagonists like stop metal that's a butt that is a butt okay reference missed i'm disappointed in you mola i know the reference i just didn't make it clear it's the when everyone gets 300 dollars episode the best part is when fry erupts into the flash because he drinks 300 coffees so good are you guys starting with the master key yes yes nice are we are we already yet oh wow you don't have a camera for tea what the fuck hey man i have a little thing that lights up when i speak that's enough right wow i mean that's actually better than fringies okay well jb here i want j to be here it's like he was here for two minutes and then he said he has to leave you can expect cameos from the j likes the fringy and the desk bullshit potentially as we go and al maybe yes wait are we going are we yes was everybody on the okay to start game with this character uh wait is it is it two things like accept and then you can do it again yeah you both hit accept and then you get a prompt to sing okay accept okay i'm on the okay all right everyone ready yeah three two one go i don't even skip them cut scenes bro thank god how the race begins everyone i'm waiting oh i always want to race with you i already opened the board guys no i don't fit mel you're losing so miserably all the fuck yeah i'll challenges to defeat there's like three challenges the i don't even know which one is going to be the hardest to be honest with you copper demon bed of chaos wait bed of chaos that's not going to be like that could be easy depends on honestly like your luck factor i remember yeah i'm on memory there was a run through on better chaos for me where i like died 17 times in a row um so i'm hoping i'm not going to get one like that i wonder if we it's probably going to be slower to kill it without getting your weapon right because i know that there's people who can kill what asylum demon without going for the some reason i thought there was items here but obviously there aren't i mean it's faster if you have the black fire bombs then you just throw like a couple of adam and then he dies wow you could have done that for teal why didn't you i don't know do you want the master because you're a little gremlin boo sorry about calling you a little gremlin back then i think he's more like a big gremlin we're like a big old chundus gremlin everyone you if you're any good at this game you should sink with us at home you should boo up doxels you'll be a little behind us but trust me we'll get up to all kinds of antics that'll push us way further behind you yeah the rules are choose the deprived class now go kill capra and you're not allowed to really do anything else seems fair i swung twice at a guy that died on at one or with one hit i lost well might as well stop like you'll do a scatter do i win hey oh my god i'm gonna die oh wait you have to go and pick up his shit i thought i just passed over to you god damn it oska you suck make me do things i'm so bad at this game have i played it before nope oh my god i'm actually gonna die i played this one before it's the one with the tentacles and stuff in it drop your test oh wait he doesn't only drops test this you kill him right okay people look mad at me if you're killing oscar said guys we've got no time no time no time would be courteous and friendly to the npcs oh no i'm telling you my money's on you well how about now after you saw me deal with those two easiest mom in the game rigorous just young lad lord yay i know wait is that the most damage you can do with one weapon to start the club yeah because the silent demon just took what i would call a drastic amount of damage oh yeah he's your deal of fuck ton of damage he sucks the ding dong move so you get the big pilgrims key would you get the small pilgrims key from uh from the small pilgrim wait does that mean that the silent demon is a pilgrim so which is your favorite board of soul game um see i go back and forth on this question a lot and but i think generally i tend to land on ds1 because the world the world is just like even though it's more clunky ds3 like it the game is basically designed around the clunkiness so it as a whole picture it fits together very well is this remaster yeah i'm playing the remaster as am i what are you playing remaster all of you there and shoot ow my feet ow a burning run mortal are we allowed to uh pick up firekeeper souls oh yeah well we can pick them up but can we use them i is that the rule we can pick them up we can't use them um i mean we said no weapon upgrades i don't know should we apply is what an estus a weapon i think it should be fine that we can pick them up giving them to the to the lady that's gonna count as breaking through oh no my controller oh there we go oh we we can't upgrade the estus oh not until um i guess uh gargoyles because that would count as it would put you know if you're trying to go for like everything at base level then that arguably spoils it no oh no i let them all in here that's one thing i didn't want to happen you fool who is boogie ghosts let me sit down on the fire of the bonds hey corp no it's another one the people gonna be like what the fuck what's here you know stream true no i'll get out 2000 souls down the drain that's okay with me where is rags the fairy i feel no oh wait where's rags the fairy rags where's the fairy so confusing i hope long man guests and chat have a great day oh that's nice thank you i'm having a nice comment because you don't have to wish no freaks a good day hey am i allowed to quit out what do you think now i mean what would be the benefit that you know i'm dying to fall damage hmm i'm i'm assuming probably not i think the only time we'd probably allow it is when you're trying to get um items that are fallen you know no down to the the flimpy dingus who the hell is martha martha is why don't you say i died the mommy of batman and the mommy of soba man you know it's so cute that they talk to each other like that i have put myself in a in a corner here whoo whoo triple kill noice whoo whoo nice chelise dude what uh what color hey did you guys go with i'm bald i'm gonna wear color bald i've got like orange but i choose the color red you used to be a redhead yeah my eyebrows might be red i don't know yeah i mean i look like beef jerky right now anyway so who cares true there's a lot of yeah i forgot to put that in the rules but i assume we can't summon right fuck yeah dude it's there's just no run through it's summoning except playing with friends i guess we're just stop it i mean summoning the the mpcs can be kind of fun like oh wait a minute there's one we're allowed to do in fact there's one we have to do really can you guess what it is i i don't know actually i legit don't know it's a boss fight that on its own is shit anyway so it's rescued by this but uh we'll have to do like chat we'll have to cheer as as each one happens you really can't guess what i'm talking about what do you know no fucking iron do you know yo oh what else do you think i was thinking of i have no idea you know i never actually went this way i don't even know if it's open at this point in the game i don't think it might not be actually i don't know what it is stand up faster why haven't i got wolf yet the new game is so much better i would prefer when you just go on over real quick it's so unfair the last time i think this was this was that's a tourist demon dumb all right big boy i'm a big beef jerky it's a very stupid armor i'm surprised metal hasn't died to ask me like jeez i have i you guys are gone the same way right i would guess so wait why are you killing the dark the dark night fucking hell the black night what's what's the benefit for tear i got a blue ring um yeah i guess that's fair enough wait you can't put the rings on yet right or oh i thought we could i don't know can we well should take it off uh i didn't even think about the rings for me on us look i just fucking walked through the dragon like again yeah i'm glad it works for you buddy i'm too it's really helpful um i guess the rule would have to be we're allowing equipment on um but nothing the compromises the no the the no the club is that what we're doing i guess yeah i mean i can take it off well i mean i i mean i feel kind of bad because like that was something you did to try to improve your run and i think that's a neat decision i think i'm not stuck in a bore oh wow okay i don't know where i'm going anymore i'm lost ma'am yes no the bore made it in fuck the bore made it in oh fuck i gotta get past this lad don't kill me i'm innocent oh he's stuck there okay cool no no that wasn't close at all mood low run how do you become a member also hyrax sorry have it um it should be a join option underneath the video i believe all according to plan i can't talk to you yet old man andre save me i thought your approach is died what the fuck hey man sometimes the game bugs all right this is a gltc countdown also yes we like to kill gargoyles and thinking in the opposite order i guess that would be that would be a bad idea because i don't unlock leveling until i kill that person if that's the rules i mean you you can try but you won't exceed wow you don't believe in me with what succeed with what things killing gargoyles without leveling up and yeah with that i did that well that's super hard we have to do that anyway you're right we don't have to do that on this run but yeah both of you and i did that last time yeah yeah the hard part is beating him with a underlevel club oh were you allowed to upgrade the weapon forget where i'm even going right now you should end this stream just before fighting when it'll be complete and it's incompleteness no be very upset metal hour hello yeah hello my chat i will be collecting you today for a bit i'm afraid because i'm concentrating on the game for now and why at least at least until i'm drunk enough to not care anymore oh i'm not gonna make it am i so give me like an hour why i expected anything different at least i won't perish bonfire oh no i lost my one soul no i said of all my souls it's very terrifying i'm probably gonna die to capra i went around the back way and i don't know how much this is gonna benefit me but it means i don't have to fight uh torus first it means i can bank his souls as well which is probably a good thing i already killed torus so i'm just gonna go down through the uh wait what was the fucking path again i forgot again well you know i'm gonna open up uh filing shrine path that's no logic thanks for the thought and i'll get me a fire soul shrine sink shire frole sile keep us all that's what i was trying to say that's probably not gonna be the shire soul it belongs to brodo on dog i personally thought that hillhouse was by an editor because you mentioned new editors often but damn you did an amazing job there need more thank you it took a while to make that one and i was really happy with it we've got a little series on e-fab where you can watch the tv show with us essentially it's pretty neat yambo yeah what may we said the yambo thing disgusting i'm still considering making a third channel called wambo better chaos hype uh yeah thanks for the resub good hope everybody wambo uh okay i'm going back to oh my god i forgot the fucking way to copper again dude i made it i made it so far damn it but in the end it doesn't even matter what's the learning matter i forgot the link in park so give me the fire keeper themes get out of my way motherfucker do they keep the themes i mean i could technically go to carcoy's now yeah when you stagger her attack the head with a heavy attack she opens up for a visceral then oh these are super chats from bloodborne that was a while ago well go on then i wonder whose head they're talking about could be anybody's oh no what is the name Amelia um could be yeah it always feels like i know it's not random but when you fight a lot of bosses in bloodborne they stagger it feels like it will be random remember how the one reborn metal like i would just you just stagger constantly okay i just kite them around the fucking area did you know i did with my feet and my bonkers bonky bonk do it let wambo rain uh wambo and wambo are very different i appreciate it if you make sure to exactly a racist or no use of it all right i need the spaceman key and then i can go through the thing all right yeah i'm i'm memba i'm memba now oh no my one soul is there a humanity in this oh my hell man hi hi uh which one must be faster though get out of the way honest get out of the way if so many souls it's actually kind of scary all right guys we made them they're all stuck in there i'm actually pretty happy about this even though i don't think it benefited me at all like i've done a roundabout way of getting to where metal is kind of was it worth it no wambo think fast quote your h-bomber guy video uh i just i just like big doors that's something he said i just really like big fantasy doors uh that's the one i remember all the time too someone would ask me it's such a weird thing to say in a really fucking dragon doors in ds2 compared to the doors in this game like the whether you get a cutscene for them and the how do you even how do you even compare how do you do it all right over here finally the basemante what are you what are you doing mel where you up to i'm not sure to be honest i think this is where i wanted to go oh no they're still following me job let's quish him so i had an idea like get to capper really quick but i fucked it up twice so now i'm at the same pace you guys are but i haven't killed a boss yet die mull away your clothes clothes are for the wicked why did you fall down my kite fell off the ladder uh something about rewatching the dark souls 2 video smaller made love the gameplay oh wow oh yeah this is pretty cool actually the three of us are the uh the dark souls 3 video essentially yeah oh yeah that's true for those of you watching right now yeah that's what's here here we are playing a good game beat should quite readily who knows maybe we'll do a dark souls 2 play through someday and cry thank you dog when someone hits a certain amount of followers i'm not gonna kill him fucking no fucking great first attempt honestly i'm i'm beside myself liar no i'm right here oh okay no you got this medal is german hey god uh no jewellers i haven't killed torus yet neither am i a back i'm going straight for caprado same wait how are you getting to capra without torus i went the uh blight town back way technically speaking i went past that up the elevator i've opened up a few cut short cuts which is me oh my god he follows you all the way here yes he do i don't know what you're talking about but i agree shush bore hey don't call me a bore shut up bore wow that all these dogs here we go guys this is the scary pot i've already taken the match i don't like this fucking dog dude the scary part about being deprived is that you have no armor yeah so your bleed goes up a shit ton yeah they hit you twice you're basically dead bvs is the tlj of the dce you destroyed any chance of them competing with my god they're ruined batman and superman as badly as ryan ruined luke oof did those two arrows just hit me simultaneously it just gives to give me holy fuck welcome to doxel i guess sorry oh my god that's rude we're all getting i'm dying to bloodloss trying to do this guys this is challenge number one is kill capra okay without any of the benefits you probably like did the dog just fall in the well that's hilarious ah thought the gilabee uh drink wait what i think it's a drink and didn't didn't want to come this time what a what a what a drink went home it's like i can't be honest to fuck off i just realized halfway through that i can't be using harsh language it'll upset the locals hmm hey metal you died her so it's one death or the county county you don't fucked up what can't leave it's got my i got all my souls i was ready yeah i've died a shit ton just trying to get to capra i haven't gotten to the boss door yet it is probably where i'm gonna lose my my soul i've ran past the boss door open open this one you ran past it nice oh you're opening the thing that's kind of what i want to do i think that's safer it's not even that great but it's safer uh i mean i think the run back is easier from that one stupid cunts why do you always get to do the whole sneaky schnizzles thank you and i got trapped too i couldn't even roll left fucking dog that's another day it's going great everyone ah no need to get through this part once right so i can open the shortcut yeah you say that like it'll happen man fucking died in the same place again yeah this fucking corner dude those dogs are dodgy as fuck like they dodge a lot well mel you're gonna be more specific because when you say the dogs are dodgy it's like which souls ball game you're talking about i mean these ones in particular they're like dodge a lot they take a very crazy they're almost sometimes with these ones it feels like their head is on constant attack mode so as long as it connects with you at some point you just get tagged yeah yeah okay i'm gonna take this slow i'm retrieving the souls for no reason at all no it feels good man when i did my practice run it went a lot better than this no dogo stop it no so far this is going way better than the one time i played it so i'm concerned metal i hope reading this distracts you enough so you die also higher rags fuck you i think i'm up to date with the bosses you'll kill technically your head mootlo yeah i think i'm the only one who killed the boss yet so yeah we're all well the thing that mean 40 have done means that we can spend the tourist demon souls but metal probably won't depend on i mean i still i still have them i say probably you probably will to be honest if you're careful enough well actually hmm yeah that'll be interesting if the things are in capra's arena it's gonna be tough to get them back i'm being really careful with this path here though to the boss because that's like the scariest part takes three hits to to kill them fuck me dude no oh you're doing a boss yeah with the dogs i'm gonna kick you like as long as the dogs die it's more or less free fights yeah you just got to be careful with the capra can flumpy gumbas one two oh i hit a bit of feet hey when that's all you can sit down come on i just looked at your channel here i was about to say thank you for the bits so kindly it's not even my channel i'm the crowd's favorite i can't disappoint them julia said i highly doubt that use fire to kill the dog you're not allowed you got to use your club and your club alone yeah that's the challenge okay got to kill capra with your club caveman style it's the caveman run all right this is the boss but i'm gonna open the the door down here because this is the the better better way to the thingy fuck off any plans for wandavision i'm very disappointed um i think i'm not gonna watch it when rags finishes it we'll probably uh give it a give it a thought on whether or not we'll do an episode it was um you know it was well i say i'm not gonna watch it if for some reason you're gonna force me i probably have to watch it maybe we'll just find people who have seen it fuck you mel how about that fuck yeah what's your guy you've seen it right that's what i asked you these dogs i missed hearing that yeah it's been a while before all we've had is normal english gibbity raging and australian raging we haven't had no a long time these dogs these dogs fuck you oh all right i i did the i got the fucking shortcut on my first try i'm very happy over that nice it's not it's time to die to capra like 17 times yeah i've died in the boss room twice i'm finally at the dog room stupid enemies fuck off i wanted to sit on the thing come on the problem with the club in the boss room is that if you step onto the ledge it hits the wall yeah it does i just got a triple hit with the club killed all of the bad put capra down at a hit as well oh shit nice it's metal last i'm actually uh up front right now i killed one boss already oh god oh i'm so totally died there but i'm going i'm running to capra so it's gonna be gonna be i'm gonna about the i wonder how much you can how quickly you can kill him with them what are they called black five on things i don't know i think they do decent trucker damage probably gonna play cooking sim but you like me to make you anything for the strew no i'm good i had i had a tray of pizza today i'm full all right this time without losing health uh health to the first enemy up the stairs that would be nice i love hitting things in the face of the club yeah all right there we go you look like you're no i almost had the dogs oh this is going so bad am i a test run i killed them on my second try i swear god the dogs are just r and g it's whether or not you or they let you hit them before they like do their quick fucking attacks yeah and they also poison you as well really yeah the bleed oh they bleed oh bleed okay sorry i thought it was for a second i was okay that the random stagger no okay dude well i i just lost my first set of souls almost 5k i have 9k right now i'm very stressed god that's so annoying that was a really random stagger too i don't understand why i got staggered no don't heal come here that's some bullshit okay now the scary dog goes come on dogs i'll fuck you up but not on the stairs because that's annoying as hell they boozled me i did it i killed kappa nice now to try and escape here with the actual souls i just won instead of getting mold immediately yeah all right leveling unlocked time to get gog fuck you time to get gog okay that was weird this boss yeah i know right those dogs up here they're like the most annoying ones bonkers bogging to death yep t capro is too horny at the start god damn it i had to use two fucking as three asters for these dogs whatever uh yo monk thanks for the reset fuck you i can't fucking stand fucking watch anymore just fucking k i'm have a good night mortal well fuck monk why you gotta be so friendly a monk all right six six asters that's the other fucks sake i know right fourth death to capra he's a bitch um like i said my one of my opening attacks i got a triple kill oh triple hit rather than it was glorious you gave me the big no i mean like i said it's all rng like the fact that you landed that helped you so much oh yeah oh that wasn't very nice now to go and kill torus did you say mold i did that oh that's the one in life fuck oh wait i went to the place where the dragon was before the dragon even been set off by another cutscene that's interesting don't die okay i got the dogs oh shit oh i'm so stressed that's our stress and oh the double hit sirg no i'm hearing subs thank you i'll look to the i'm hearing subs no subs not cells no killerino no don't go up the stairs i'm gonna try something else this time wow the door saved me thank you door hey problem mate say hello get away from the door you talk no stop running away from me how did that hit how could this happen i want havel's ring but there's no fucking way i'm gonna be able to get it right oh no you're like no damage him right now it's gonna be embarrassing try it on the test run if it's worth it it's like nah you you bitch cool oh wait did i get it did you do a lot i got the dogs okay i'm in good stunning i guess it's straight to goggles after uh for us yeah i think that's my plan oh yeah i'll get you in as soon as torus go go dead or if either of them are out of the boss fight but i think they're all in a boss fight boss fights everywhere actually i should be able to get you a new doxel's two strewn but with h bomber guy rules h bomber guy rules oh do you mean the rules i said in the video because hey that could be possible that could be amusing those rules aren't like oh now it'll be hard those rules are like you can beat it with even these shitty rules like annoying restrictive rules i mean oh fuck there we go yo yo hello hello dark game souls i think i've been watching it for the for a few minutes fucking first try motherfuckers yes all right oh i'm so hard oh no i got him first try to mal idiot oh no no i fucking died i got the dogs down and i died and you know the best part is i killed everything in front of the door i could just safely go all the way back and level up my 15k souls oh he thinks he's so much better than you put the fuck oh man i made look at him god this is so annoying though i actually got the fucking dogs and i died to capra himself oh the dogs are the difficult part about the fight i'll never train for a race again your training is a damn idea drew you just didn't have the right month hard music metal that's all yeah that's all let me see uh yeah thanks for the raid among thanks for the resub doctor among and oh doctor let's double doctors right there if i hear your bell from a time I'm subscribing damn it well i'm sorry to tell you uh you might as well do it right now i'm regretting a month metal for the win with his metal legs normal legs don't lie you have metal legs oh there we go excuse me sir try to get all the chats and all the same screams i could read them um ragn was all goopy there i'm gonna let it be though don't let it be kick them off the ledge don't you do it mortal oh i'm gonna get oh that was uh that was a spicy ass that i had here all right that's pretty good and i already have the shortcut to goggles so i can just go and try that big boy right away yeah i guess i'm going there too why not i'm starting to forget like what things i actually need to pick up though it's like i guess i'll just you know do you want me to uh read uh super chat spoiler um i don't know which was the last one i read unfortunately i was battling a bastism yeah whilst i was trying to get the chat to pop out level up i don't even know what i want to level up probably strength how many do i get one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve twelve levels oh yeah well the first one i've got is just reject swords and clothes only bonk and club yeah i mean that's the thing that's what we that's the point of the stream um bring back the bonk that's kind of the the unofficial title i think you read that one uh daxels it's too smooth but with h bomb a guy rules oh yeah yeah this was probably the most satisfying thing i've ever done in doxels uh right surrounded by tears tears could you uh does rolling forward all the time actually help in speedrun slash races the end of the role seems like it slows you down enough to make it redundant or even counterproductive the normal running i don't know that's also speedrunning but it's more entertaining to roll rather than yeah it's like it's like another game where you just constantly jump in isn't it yeah you're just like no no no like i gotta do something with my thumb otherwise it it's gonna fall off so true uh also hi james he said he said hello to me so he gets a hello and and everyone else all right might all right don't spoil them what the hell have you recommended monster the mohler if not what is wrong with you funny thing we did try watching it me metal and mohler um i think one of two episodes but uh things happened and it got dropped not that i i love it i love me it wasn't dropped because we didn't like it was just dropped yeah i i love episode three so i don't even know yeah funny we went to well our metal stream not too long ago we we talked about this movie mail just yeah oh god i gotta pick it back up and force you lot you know whoa get on your knees bitches and watch it um okay now to tell that let's not come in his pants never never get up force me never arm on the gargoyles maybe i'm just going up the ladder did you oh did you still haven't killed torus yet no i killed him he's dead torus oh my club in his fucking head so who who's in the lead uh well i'm entering gargoyles right now i think he's a higher level than i am though so he's are you all doing i know he's old bosses but are you all kind of like got the same uh path on how you're gonna do oh yeah we all got the same rules to abide by so he's he's ahead slightly unless i beat gargoyles and he doesn't that's when i'm ahead all right now right now man uh you're the chosen one dude you gotta win oh man more press put in more pressure more pressure my whole hopes dreams and aspirations are piled down to you man oh my god we at least beat mel all right hey you're saying that it got me fucking a quarter all right i don't want to put you off honestly look at it i'll read chats again get the rubbish mohler very important right well true died first try it's kind of embarrassing oh oh don't push me off oh wow the fucking fight just died too the next challenge begins defeat gargoyles with low level weapon the fire double dipped me just remember gargoyles is supposed to be like a dps check the idea being you have to it pushes players to bump up their weapons because that's the problem so now we gotta beat it the way that they don't want you to yes metal died again wow rock you scoop be the traveler which movie are you most excited for for this year next question what even movies are coming out yeah i don't even um i don't even pay attention to that something comes out i'm like oh it's out then then maybe i'll watch it koala i remember now somebody asked if um mohler uh number of the beast or power slave i don't know if you know um you know i have made it don't you i so like flash of the blades like one of my favorite songs but then the beast is pretty good so you got right with the ancient marita what the fuck man i'm playing horribly right now that's okay i've lost focus after dying so many times it's sad can you get off the fucking stairs hello fucking country zombies man look at this look at this dude you're stuck at the pillar come on jump off like you normally do no not hit me and pick up i just got the bad roll with the zombies just fucking tag team and kill you it's just like well yeah come on down i go dude i've never seen it happen he normally just jumps right off come on fine fuck you man the hell yeah wander visions ending was certainly something e-fap discussion incoming or is it just not worth it um i think i think that's probably gonna happen oh can you add rags to this call i think he's ready i'm just uh yeah i'm incapacitated that's cool oh shit where's your bell bell gargoyle oh shit he just fucking attacked me right away wow okay dude how's the goal in 14 hey rouges hello i'm getting hit by things i should not get be getting hit with everything that's true yeah that's what all the people say i missed this super chat earlier but it's uh which sounds cooler a woobian hyperdrive or a freudian slip space drive i'm not sure if you pronounce woobian oh freudian slip space drive yeah i think that's funny i get to i get to travel to another galaxy and fuck my mom oh no was it rather you you finished up oh wait go ahead if it was the second part of that oh no no there was just another super chat that i missed that somebody's at me just so i i didn't miss it it was just hey mola are you guys gonna do any more comic reads with j longbone i recommend miss america it's a must read anyway um i would be down for it yeah it's up to her you know that was funny i think she's yeah i'm not worried it was hilarious our coverage of there's plenty more of Gotham High to come uh oh yeah there's a lot that was a goopy comic that's the gift that keeps on given mm-hmm okay guys i need you to stop spamming the fire because i need some time to hit you once in a while they don't want to be hit metal that's the point oh can i make it one down gonna heal up he's gonna poke me in the bum and takes that health right away oh god i hate it's a bit fringe come on do your fire nice i fought snyder cat snyder cut cat snyder cat cut and there's a god mojito spate a movie oh i guess i'm excited for snyder cut yeah sure for some reasons how did you guys forget that oh man that was oh god i just killed a god what excellent yes i'm very excited god damn it you were supposed to die metal i'm sorry metal you're ruining it oh i'm so sorry i can upgrade my weapons now that was rude there's a uh less than an hour wow okay dude i think fortia's having as much fun no not right now holy crap doi fortia if you're running behind i'll i'll sabotage metal and eat our stuff do it do it do it do it now i'm losing no no no it's gonna be more dramatic we'll do it like you know like half an hour before the end of the game wait dude when he hits the parry to kill gwin the last one just do that stream and then no one will know okay i gotta i gotta start hacking in a minute no he's hacking and my pc exploded stop him man the heavy deals a decent junkie damn it smiley enough moodland boomer boomer boomer boomer there's another chat saying uh hi rags hope you're having a great day doggo hello sort of yeah it's all right i am i am intensely concentrated right now i would contribute more to that other hello rags as well forget about that's it i'm yeah i figured off the date now on the on the chance hey rags how's wander vision oh yeah i only have one question which is what the fuck i put a tweet out wow rising the battle i have no idea what any of that was i am so confused i'm just so fucking confused yeah oh so that's not a good what the fuck like a shock what oh no this is not it's not a good what the fuck i don't like i didn't like it at all anything i did like was just buried underneath yeah crap oh it's not good oh i mean i'm saying that like i care but i don't i don't i wasn't invested to watch it anyway i wouldn't recommend oh well thanks you saved me another show i don't have to bother with yep do not bother there's big flimps what they say that i'm walking like you know like triple a star quality fucking shit all the time it's just damn it's just so much stuff that i haven't caught up with yet i'm like hmm well i bother did you guys force me into a corner i'll just heal more uh oh i'm dead i'm dead fuck uh they force me into a corner and i die they put my skills they're metal on that elevator thanks man you know how to jerk that off well oh yeah in an old way i went down here wanted to go to andre and upgrade my weapon so i'm just gonna turn back actually let me reset the enemies i aggregate them all up there i guess i guess that what my was my my sub thingy also i can upgrade my asses as well damn this is going well i'm scared let's stop him for tier he's getting too much power i swear to god i'm playing so bad i got the dogs killed again yeah second death to actual capra demon this is sad fuck see yeah i don't like it when metal sounds confident i know it feels weird doesn't it oh we don't want the germans feeling confident we know what happens i guess it's better than vengeful get the flock so who in the league and also time to get the feb ring quit game uh there's another chat saying in an old fantastic four cartoon mr fantastic used a wooden gun that looked like a normal gun to trick magneto that his powers didn't work anymore i don't know i feel like you'd need more than one prop to convince someone that their powers didn't work does he not keep a couple of bits of metal in his pocket he could be like oh i'm still working though on these things yeah if i was like yeah i'd have just like a bunch of ball bearings with me at any time which is any and all weapons i choose for them to be whenever i feel like it he's like no where did i put my money oh damn it is in my other pants any reason we're kicking that dude yeah because now that i relocked uh there's the best frame in the game oh god that old that old trick i don't need you to speak bitch just to reinforce my estus and that's fucked up women are the truth are you bitch no not ring you know i fucking hate it when it feels like they're planning it when you're in a corner and they start a fire really close to it's like hey stop it stop so he's dead though mel isn't winning he's just losing later lol well i mean he's winning later i think i messed that up i think i mean he's winning later you know you mean later he will lose i imagine yeah yeah like yeah oh mel's ahead of the curve right this second but it's not gonna last he means nothing i don't appreciate the possibility just because i'm in lead for like five minutes let me have this for a bit okay it's not because you're in the lead mel's because you uh yeah okay really oh no i roll myself to death no one's being extra harsh on you because of this you look like right it's just normal harsh i killed myself that's the one thing i told you not to do you did that in fairness you did that was the one thing yeah stop following me big chungus he just turns around this this one's for rags saying uh i'm not going to say that i'm just gonna say hello rags spent six thousand four hundred no sixty four thousand in mortow is that how you spell say mortow mortow yeah sixty four thousand yeah sixty four oh okay okay uh in morton i don't think real money i hope not but um i don't think i don't think that's possible yeah sixty four k in mortow on a helmet to complete my white run guard cosplay feels much good what weapons do you play most i'm a war ox boy um lately i've been using a i've let's see my one of the classes that i'm using that i'm really enjoying is a a recurve bow cleaver bear trap um and sometimes with a sometimes that but with a crossbow that's a really good class it's really versatile and tough all right um i'm using a cleaver kite shield combo so the cleaver is insane the cleaver is really really good it only costs three points and it is pretty it's always a three hit kill unless you hit the legs it is extremely quick it has insane reposts um it's really um it's a really quick swift weapon um and it only costs three it's only weaknesses it's got short range and you gotta watch your stamina what what the kite shield helps with that but like the cleaver the cleaver is like the sleeper crazy weapon but that and spear and maul have been the three that i'm kind of playing for the most part mostly right now but you know i i i kind of play all the weapons really um a lot of classes are just sort of you just pick up what you pick up so bardish and short spear oh throwing axes lots of throwing axes they cost four they do a lot of damage throwing axes are amazing highly suggest given your classes throwing axes if you have the points to spend i could do i mean i have lots of options where to go right now uh i mean for tia don't we're bound by the rules true racism i tia broke it everything you speak i'm very focused that's fine same for me okay uh someone asked rags is it a long a long maul no no it's not it's not a long maul uh so one of the maul's weaknesses the maul the quirk of the maul is it's a one hit kill always to the head weakness of the maul is that it is pretty it it's sort of slow and it doesn't have too much of a reach but uh no it is not a long weapon the maul is not long if one of you guys breaks the rules just say it was a smug ross moment ah very true yeah that should exonerate you hi rags hello that's that's mark thinking i like that i got one of the grung oils yeah nice put him down i don't even know if i'm progressing at this point i'm just dying to dogs over and over progressing moorla's just doing old german tradition let's exactly the club didn't think they did it with clubs back in the day yeah oh lord the the clubs are so big do not die there that is against the rules it is not my preference to be kids okay what we're wearing it killed it's like oh it's it's it's not against the rules for me to die but it's against the rules to cheat okay all right okay uh no i think this game is stacked against me i'm behind your flames idiot got him let's go to the depths this is also where i get the the the other emberheimers right oh yeah we gotta go another gaping dragon i suppose what have you done since killing the flumba smell how far behind am i uh i just upgraded my my weapons and spent my my souls uh my weapon i only have one weapon i'll be back now guys no i don't no worries and now i'm going for the gaping dragon i just entered the the entrance wait what happens if you guys finish the game before i kill capra you are exiled then we have to sit here and wait patiently yeah we'll meme around oh turn off your games and you open up my stream and then you sit there in silence rags thoughts on dr zoos you read the sacred texts dr zoos yeah i read a lot of dr zoos when i was a kid i really enjoyed dr zoos's work i love cats and horses and one fish two fish red fish blue fish fox and socks all that good stuff that's what i'd i'd learn to read uh when i was learning to read that's some of the books i'd practice with oh man i should learn to read that sounds pretty helpful do you guys think that justice league snider cut will again make his other movies make even less sense with new things introduced or is this some slim chance he won't contradict his other movies again it's gonna be terrible a disaster yeah it's gonna be bad the question is will what he adds to it make the average higher or lower for good to bad stuff like is the ratio of enjoyable to not enjoyable is that gonna change or is it just gonna be more crap for fuck's sake i know right yeah but it is going to be bad yes i think people who think it won't be bad they what we call we i mean are there people yeah are there people who think that the d ceu is really bad but they think that the snider cut for some reason is going to be good didn't know wizard mad could fall off he's dancing in heaven now how's the capra going no bueno well you should learn to drive no maybe something to do i'm i'm actually like genuinely kind of confused because on oh my god okay because you're dumb well that too oh okay sorry no but uh like when i was doing the practice one i was like oh yeah so i should watch out for this and then on the second go i got him i was like oh yeah that's not too bad and then that second go never came well it's the thought that counts yeah the thought don't put the torch in my face that hurts god so rude those guys um cat in the hat movie for ifa movies when uh i guess if we're feeling particularly racist yeah fuck pats no don't do that i don't think we should do that it's oh i never i would never debase myself uh wander in pyromancy uh you can use pyromancy in your other hand as soon as you kill the goggles i'm gonna go with your on my run oh yeah i'm probably not even gonna wear armor i'm just gonna go full yolo i don't know about that i might wear whatever we'll see how my damage looks later on on my health like uh get some as you think my damage is pretty all right right now i'm gonna go with f20 vitality now i think next i'm gonna go to 20 strength and then just you know put a little bit on endurance once in a while because as you said many times before everything is useful yeah doxels is a cool game where the choices you make matter yeah what pretty neat you mean there is only one or two correct options and everything else is a waste of time it's crazy what a what a game you might even say it's racist but why because playing as the white guy is just unequivocally better in this game true see that makes more sense options yeah it sounds less racist and there's only one or two good ones and the rest are worthless that sounds more racist wander in slaves children walks away with no consequences monica says she would do the same as she had the chance i just wanted a new one story about characters grief turning her into a monster yeah they fucked up dude they fucked up yeah this it's really bad like yeah one division is really bad they were asking uh rags we're gonna do an episode on it what you reckon um dude that red fucked me up what the hell i guess i have mild in i have mild interest i think there is just enough content for us to talk through it yeah especially that last episode holy shit that yeah it was fucking not good it seems like the only good things about it were the only good things that the show ever had which was one bit in vision that was basically it my chat is all mean you know all the good stuff in that show is buried underneath so much stupid crap yeah because it seems like a bit of a shame because i remember talking to you guys about it uh when you would first watch the first two episodes it was like oh oh wow it's not shit okay oh yeah the first couple episodes were like really kind of interesting and everything that we hoped the show would be was exactly what the show never was so great hmm it just got dumber and dumber dude stop stun locking me oh no oh oh those rats are stun locking the lever living piss out of me you know you always um uh exit and load back in to get the item drop mail yeah why don't you just kill yourself that's just life that's that's a bit that's a bit it's a bit rough advice like seriously though it works okay i didn't even know that so yeah oh fuck right those reds poison you yeah i don't even need to attempt to go down there fuck all right that's done i don't actually know what i'm gonna do next i'll put my weapon that's probably the thing to do we have ban i could probably just go for the shortcut okay while i'm here yeah bitch who do you you're okay for you come yum yum yum come in first thing oh shit fine oh now uh also we'll be doing a ds3 run afterwards my favorite boss in the series just so happens to be slave knight gale lothric and lorian are also fun uh we'll probably do something with ds3 eventually if we've done blood boil bottles one slave knight gale is good though i agree that's already good boss uh where am i the cameras in the rat stop it oi moly what's all this then another sow's rice and you still yet to invite either yum far or zero leni to participate for chat for long shine hey these this is the this the dark souls crew from my dark souls videos all right what more did you ask for how by the way do your characters look like fairy goons from far out why not racist fallout that could be a good game one day oh caper down yay nice fuck me dude no no more why yeah why yeah wait i'm about to level now right yes yumbo loof link has been and lukent danke took me a second to realize that you actually answered in german boy oh boy did i recognize that word oh my god we can read card feelings on daf punk split i have no feelings because i don't even know what that is i yeah daf punk the band the band i guess yeah well yeah there's the two of it how daft of them well i get it make what'd you say i said how daft of them oh good i just want to double check you weren't going to make the joke that i was which is that they each create individual bands called half punked don't get yourself killed so what the fuck are you suggesting dude i totally want to get that ring that's why i fell down here oh i haven't put on my fat ring fuck that's the fat i always fat without a ring um you what you want if you want to be designed for fapping though oh my god i almost got curtain no you don't want to get degloved with uh well doing a certain act with your ring oh my god will do you new experiences no you know you don't know you don't new experiences oh it'll be your last experience i always call it degloving but it means you basically have to wear a glove from that point on some kind of surgery has to be done with some kind of extra thing going on top basically take a layer of skin from your thigh to wrap it back around to give you something that's what we call mother nature working as intended oh okay very useful feature oh dude putting the capitals onto strength actually increases your damage by so fucking much okay okay i almost throat like jesus that was scary i probably should have gone with strength i wouldn't do it i almost throw this this run that i'm doing you throw to do it through deep through it deep through through it i don't know why i said throat that was dumbo stop healing only i'm allowed to do that i'm player one i'm playing you stop that right now i'm player one i got coins i got almost cursed three times to heal too obviously i just wanted the the the the xp right like if that wasn't obvious i mean like you're obvious uh wait so no actually fuck i'm kind of lost where did it go what did you manage to get your weapon up to by the way fully plus five plus five yeah noice noice nobo i can't remember which things dropped tight night in this game some kind of just killing stuff you could just buy it from andre yeah i know but i don't have that level of souls you see uh that's fair enough i just wanted to make sure you remember that you can buy him based on that's boss music dude why are those rats so fast holy shit rats are fast boys they really are those are as well they're also big boys you boss did drink drink drink uh all right so i think this is the way i need to go what the fuck are you doing mate i'm right here oh what you're doing do what you're doing oh shit yeah boss start i'm right here right here oh right yeah i should have to go this way that makes much more sense the ball of things i'm locked in here with him when he's locked in here with me that's the uh music reference wait one simpson's reference to rorschach like schlemzens the fuck you are shit shitsons give me your souls mr ball this time i even killed the sorcery dude so he's not gonna snipe me from upstairs that rando zambo dropped a tight night shot all right get me dragging with forestess shouldn't be too hard just let him charge if i use this tactic i should be fine mel wait i gotta be i gotta stay ahead of you i'm the one who's the best that's how it works the best the best the best but wait if you're better than metal and metal is ahead of me what does that make rags um i'm a i'm present but not voting that man followed me i didn't even realize am i bad uh i hope you die metal god damn it yeah my my chat is really pulling for me like die metal why did you not die here have you guys heard about that modded halo ce multiplayer into dark souls i did i've seen the video looks neat i didn't watch all of the video but apparently the guy just called it all himself for a long long time and looked pretty cool it did indeed look interesting i hope it's very good please don't ever forget to say hello you're on those oh please don't ever forget to say hello to your rags and tip your long man because he's broke good luck more oh nice hello rags metal you're really inconsistent with your character in the lore that's why they want you to won't you to lose uh yeah that makes sense actually yeah maybe his head won't be in the wall this time nice wishful thinking the tool oh okay all right really just desperate to get that stab huh running away at the speed our sound got places to go god i scratch my nutballs nutballs yeah i need to spend a minute that's a director's cut yeah they said they had to let me rebate take my artistic integrity i want sonic and shadow to scratch each other's nuts it's my artistic vision guys can't see it you don't understand why are you killing art stop it nice cock i need david attenborough to comment on the cock that's like a subject nature the cock here you can see a wild cock how many kinds of different penises for the next 14 hours we'll be watching exclusively animal pornography this is my job this is my job a powerful yet fearful object in nature sub-zombos oh he's got a puke oh he's sick for a drink i can die a precious little floppy dangus too much now you had to puke at least this puke doesn't go over the whole fucking arena looking at you one reborn oh oh get fucked i know right dude he was born like yesterday with vagina dragons does no don't you already you already mentioned the gaping dragon hmm it doesn't vagina dragon have a move that goes over the entire arena all these uh nothing i'm aware of you lied to me game no lie tomorrow you lied to me he hates me all right one more dash only the dragon is done so all right fine you're ahead of me again you rippling mass oh well thanks again okay you guys are doing yours but i have a chance of catching up for a moment oh yeah i already have one cocktail down sorry drunker we get the more likely he can catch up that doesn't make sense just chat good to know i am actually not drinking so while they are getting drunker and drunker i will remain sober why is that flumple dang there fuck you who knows maybe maybe uh metal and mauler would try to parry with a club later who knows i just can't get to parry with this club what the fuck maybe you can parry the club you don't know let's get imagine you just like hit his weapon with your weapon he's like yeah bitch it's just done it's perfecting it finding a hidden mechanic in the game oh wait if he's using a metal sword and we're using a wooden club wouldn't the sword just like get stuck like it would break the maybe maybe it might usually wait his sword is flaming it's gonna turn our sword into flames or club moodle this is not funny anymore die yeah mubishly cine animations made some new e-fap animations the good rat definitely recommend checking them out for meme fap or just in general i am aware of sad thingamajigs i'm gonna we'll definitely show them on the uh the next meme fap wow capitalizing on their alcutism addiction hell yeah should have a bottle of whiskey today okay have you seen the leaked elden ring footage i have not oh my god no i haven't i i don't wait is there actually footage i don't know i don't know anything about it what is an elden ring it's a game that's a new crumb soft game like the fap ring one bottle of whiskey i'll have seen this that you i'm happy i caught that beam earlier this week oh whoops i forgot about you well i have enough health so i shouldn't die i shouldn't die he still killed me what the fuck who that who gave well what the hell what the fuck are you doing here i don't i don't okay who guy who's talking about who why is this knife here i've sat by the bonfire many times go away this is my bonfire what the hell you just standing here what the fuck yeah sorry i'm back now i'm sorry yeah i'm sorry too that you're back wow yeah you said it first i know i know that's why are the grumblings here grumblings well what's happening what is my camera oh great can you go away sir yeah this is not kosher i can't i hate my life i fucking hate my life i was having a really good fight with a black knight and then these cunts just walk in get in the way they heal too the nerve the nerve i'm play a one they should know this oh fuck off grasshopper you leave those guys sellers alone oh fuck i'm stuck uh no i should probably still go this way okay when are we allowed to upgrade estus well when as soon as you oh god no they raped me okay that's so upsetting we who killed you i was running i was running back through the the depths and uh they ganked up on me and got me stuck in a corner or a pillow um hey guys personally don't think one division is awful finale wasn't great but feel like its issues will be addressed in doctor strange too are you not tired of saying this every single thing that comes out well they could fix it later we said this for every episode of war division yeah that's why we got less and less hopeful because like they're running out of time to fix things i'm so tired of this shit man like everything i watch i'm like well if they can just pull it if they fix it later it'll be a pleasant surprise we weren't saying that on the penultimate episode of black manna we were like holy fuck they've got so many options they can do whatever they want but uh you see great shows are when you're like oh man anything could happen because of how shit it is right i'm gonna kill you yeah that's kind of how it felt i just had no idea what would happen next and not in a good way i yeah i was not happy yeah but when when series makes sense they're boring dude watching i don't know what you what they had two super high power sorcerers fighting at the same time as two super high powered robots and neither fight could end necessarily like without someone just declaring oh i win like okay base which is basically kind of yeah anime opposite i sort of like the vision thing a little bit but that's like the the ideas that i like about it are buried deep oh do you mean the ship at least see a stuff yeah i like the idea that the the one of the visions talks with the other vision about that sort of thing i sort of like that but multiple vicious this monkey this is why you're looking german town no not at the trunk when you mean why i'm low leaving blight town i want to bring back the things and after masterpiece we can just go in from the other side which is way faster anyways metal i don't need to drop chunks okay right right now that's probably against us um but yeah the idea that dr strange two will fix one division it's like no dr strange two is probably not gonna be good you're not gonna be good dab don't dab on me sorry five deaths finally i don't like how happy my chat is when i died a whole bunch already you're gonna watch falcon winter soldier or did one division kill it for you well that's a new a new thing right so you know and it's gonna probably kill zemo so we're gonna be there for that oh i love to watch the things i love be destroyed that's my favorite part of life this is my favorite part this is my favorite part oh yeah me packing up with a good idea here because obviously i'm not worse than you guys so maybe the reason i'm dying so much is because my fat guy body is actually a larger hitbox sure that makes sense yeah i mean the uh i don't remember if they actually have a difference in doxels for that but if they do yes i actually don't think so no whatever help you sleep at night uh yo mola i know you didn't like ds2 but never heard opinion on ds3 also high rags hello i really like ds3 i also think ds3 kind of starts to veer too far into iterative iterativeness that's the word i'm looking for yes iterativeness not as creative as doxels but at the same time far more refined not a fan of the world i am a fan of the mechanics yeah i still got it when they didn't bring it back yeah i think everyone wants it because yeah it's it's way more polished the engine is uh well just that bit much more upgraded it looks better runs better at least easy anyway no um but yeah it's lacking the world that's the big one for me and i haven't played enough times even like think about like the bosses like which ones go more than ones etc doxels three doesn't have like a bad world it's just that doxels one is so much better it's a linear world yeah yeah yeah yeah is there are like ways where the map ties together which is really really satisfying once you unlock it but it's not as frequent as doxels one where you're just like oh my god everything is a web yeah i mean doxels one's just like remember this now it's this and this and this and this is this you're like jeez the stars are just three is just the first part it really takes so much no god of light on you can't he's trying to live stop and i'm going there just bringing the the ember to andre the big boy the big lad and this and and rose and ronick um um ambulance androgynous yeah ember lamps die mood will die wow well you need a new you need a chat jett is being really toxic today you get a bad chat though great chat have some money thank you very much yeah who knows what yeah the russian bots i paid for are way nicer true uh they know the quorum you know yeah they only insult me once per day oh you know the sound you make after a bit there's always the sound of the doxels guy dying uh wait so where do i get the launch tight night shards from i need someone to tell me because i don't remember oh yeah there's gonna be a lot of that in these run-throughs it's like where do we do the thing with the thing because we have forgotten i wanted to lock this up all week just remind myself and i haven't done it wow don't touch me guys he's a zombie okay we couldn't be trusted wait how does this work again anyways do i need to modify the club to plus six or something yeah okay yeah large tight night shards do i do do you get those in the the lost woods gargoyles dead whoo nice all right the real race begins the two challenges out of three completed telling their reading about words of encouragement sorry chat is moving so like a moving thing oh like a moving thing yeah gargoyles gives you 10k that's insane that's a lot of money spend it wisely that's like 30 levels so anyone in chat gonna tell me because we guys sell some in the tower which tower oh yeah so the first i think you can find one in the depths and then the rest is sends for tristel forward you can get them from you know the swimes that fall down from outside of the main bonfire in the depths yeah they drop them they also drop green tight night yeah i wouldn't do about two green ones i don't know if it's gonna be worth farming them though because they take a fuck ton of time to kill with a normal weapon wait after i killed gargoyles uh if i bone bone gargoyles there's a lot right here do i have to free him first i think he frees himself if you don't for him yeah he was there for me i just kicked him down the fucking the best why can't they drop things i guess i'll need tight night chunks eventually fine i'm not going to complain okay so if it sends fortress i was gonna go to blight town now and uh do the thing who just seemed good so i think there are i don't know where but i think there are a large tight night in the swamp yes uh i think the little slugs can drop them in there as well yeah actually they brought green tight night as well where did you lead us to swamp nielson thanks for the reserve wind metal to mommy tummy commands it oh boy no mommy mommy thanks for every lifetime it's easier for farming hopped in to say hi and ask if any of you have watched the show mind hunter i have i have no i wait wait that's the uh uh fuck yes that's what you watch together basically i forgot just the guy's name uh or am i missing mixing something up here i have no idea what you're talking about um it's not the youtube show no you're talking about mind blast what the fuck vsauce made oh okay i thought that was the one brain blast from jimmy neutron it's a tv show about when they first established like the um like a cia or fbi like sort of subdivision to study the crazy people in the world like serial killers to see if they could understand them and then predict their behavior pretty cool yeah no i haven't seen that what now i want to what's the vsauce want to call then mind mind fuck mind hunter mind meldor meldor mind hymer fleam gloom purr keepers oh so the like it feels you know that's the one fleam wait what fire keepers already good no no it's in the loading screen oh i was reading it leave me alone i can't read you're thinking of mind kump meta no mind kump wait did someone just randomly ask that just randomly asking a german so when's the last time you thought about mind camp no reason fun enough i did saw a meme about mind kump today uh but yeah as for mind hunter i thought it was a cool show i just don't know they've done much with it yet i'll be probably watch them as they come out but i'm not like a super recommendation but it's pretty good well i come out my biggest complaint about one division is i feel like i know less about the rules for wanders powers than i did before the show completely agreed i agree but don't worry she says she'll learn about them eventually she reads a big book at the end so it's gonna be great oh sure i've just got the flinkest version of the book yep save you all the travel fucking hate randies he fucking poisoned me in one hit fuck off you deserved it no oh fuck i forgot to use the souls on the weapon damn it you fool well i have no leveled up i have no leveled up either of you guys kill havel no i'm scared i haven't killed him before so i i think i can probably do it he's probably just you he's probably still gonna nuke me with the amount of health i have right now because i don't have any armor i'm always scared of him too i'm pretty sure he can one-shot anyone without gear the thing is i don't i don't plan to get any gear soon so i don't even need her right now whoa that was scary the poison stays for so long as well oh boy just get those blue meat things i'd love to see you guys second row bosses i have not even played the game so dude that is actually insane to me i lose respect for you more every day goes by without you haven't played that game now i'm poisoned and toxic fuck dude if i'm gonna make it to the bonfire this is gonna be a fucking miracle this looked close i was like ah this is fine and there's like now i'm falling now you ought to dead the middle run fucking battle yes oh man um hey wombo foot are you looking forward to weedens the nevers the synopsis sounds pretty uninspired but on the other hand nick frost nick frost is like the main reason i want to see it i'm interested by that alone but it could be okay fring you'll probably watch you with me because he's fucking he's he's like willing to test out a weeden production now that weeden's probably not gonna make anything ever again so yeah we'll see that's a that'll do good i'm i'm i'm gucci people casting spells in it stop it stop the last thing i watched with people casting spells wasn't that great yeah hey potter yeah i mean yeah how do i also wonder you wonder harry oh sure can you see this without uh oh i don't know where i'm going with the depths again let's do do oh yeah i remember okay i guess i'm gonna go down oh i love to wear anything after you killed gargoyles you can pretty much wear anything but you have to keep the club in your right hand it was funny i was like i've got havel's ring what equipment should i put on i was like i don't have any i guess i'm gonna be naked bob i got a super standard followed armor i think it's called oh no it's another armor i lied sorry didn't mean to lie liar you probably lay with sheep armor had its chance you're probably con with you um disgusting didn't come with you as bad for you metal is wearing gay armor oh no no what are you gonna do about people saying that about you that's fine it's true neat i wonder if onstein the smoke will cause trouble for any of us i only fought him the two times before i went to bed on the super chat stream so i still don't know well i'll probably i'll probably gonna have a better weapon when we go there so we'll see i'm just i don't know whether or not i want to kill pinwheel i don't know if i need it because i think the the damage plus five weapon wasn't even that terrible if i go there with like plus 10 it's probably gonna be pretty good it's gonna be careful oh and s wait i shouldn't have done that fuck i got no money to spend on oh wait i'll just kill these people this is gonna be a good idea all right die this was a mistake well fuck you all just ran a big fat lap around undead perish without realizing that i actually needed to be where i started oh good job good job brain grind me into dust that's probably that's right job i used to make more bread what the fuck was that my character couldn't even turn around he was like yeah what the fuck yeah what is everyone's favorite ftl travel from sci-fi um i really like the guardian of the galaxy one the yeah i was actually about to say either that or the imiterium from 40k well there you go my least favorite um my least favorite would well see i don't even know what the fuck is going on with hyperspace and star wars now it was good i knew you're gonna bring that up i i can't think of like i've never really compared this kind of cool i've never compared jump gates or fdl travel is weird mass effect is all right that's a fact it's pretty good what to do with that one again i can only do you have the mass relays but you can only jump from relay to relay yeah yes you have like jump points there like you know like like uh like structures built in the middle of space kind of thing don't you and then like you know like a portal opens up and then chips fly through or whatever yeah you got that in most stuff um it's well you it like slings you off your ship connects with the mass relay and it like just yeah off someplace and then you got like i remember like battle star galatica where like they just they just like take up well they just they just take up space like they just jump and then materialize elsewhere and uh they use it through their advantages times but it comes with a great risk of like if you don't have the right jump coordinates you can like you know land in the middle of a planet or the sun or something so you've got to be careful with where you where you go i generally like the idea of um it's not physically traveling it's either warp portals or you go to like a different place yeah in a sense oh oh shit oh fuck i've just remembered fucking wing commander so wing commander was like back in the day when you talked about yeah yeah yeah so there's like dosk a dosk games back of the day um like a whole series mark hamill was actually uh in it i'm welcome with the owl um like in formal video but there was a film for it and the way they did in that was they had to have coordinates and then like the main character that like the reason why he's the chosen one is because he can jump to places where he knows the coordinates for any place either he kind of like senses the numbers so whilst everyone else has to consult like you know navigational uh equipment or ever he just thinks about where he wants to go and he knows the numbers and that's what makes him special okay i got one large shot and i tried nice that's what just sounds like he like a he's a faster computer uh it's it's it's it's such shit because like obviously it's it's using like you know the like you know the most kind of scientific uh or like you know um yeah technology ever like you know well for mankind anyway and he just senses the numbers and he goes it's you know and he starts punching in the numbers like he gets into a trance it's fucking weird and it makes no sense that yeah it's just this dumb shit queer luck here we are stop healing you bastard i wasn't even healing just talking see right through you stop it yeah somebody mentioned babel five's travel yeah they go from gates which lean to hyperspace which is like another dimension yeah i defeated the three guards of something nice thank you i said i defeated them i haven't actually yet i healed you bitch if that movie's wing commander when oh that beautiful i tried it is a truly shit film he's still healing fucking attack me our word all right so the guy with a shield am i right he has a high five well that's besides the point his health just kept going up i wish i could see what you would what's happening right now it sounds actually funny um what would each of you say is your favorite game of all time also hi bye rags go to war hi bye oh yeah probably i don't know hmm got some top rankings you know um yeah some of the witcher three four there was a rage like many many games yeah yeah it's just a shock it is this loads i just want to i think like save four honestly for me i think it's weird bullshit fuck you fuck you quillock there are just too many and there's too many games where i spent little years of my life playing i had to stop for a quick errand has anyone won already we're trying okay we still need another six hours at least oh boy six or us that was dumb death i'm sad about this there we go killed all three of them finally drop something good for me please oh you know nothing oh my god just get the fuck out of me now to go and kill the innocent woman where what are you what did you kill now i'm just killing all these mpc's that doesn't how she could do three things like doing the kings the hell holy shit i got 23 humanity i can heal a whole bunch it's not a heal though all right sorry i'm a bad me um but yeah metroid prime is one i throw into that selection super metroid i always have to mention them doxels is easily one of them this game is the fucking beast and a half and you know a whole bunch as metal mentioned he liked god of war 2018 a whole bunch even though i'm sure many people would hate him for choosing that game that's okay they can't be wrong i hate him enough for that reason just want to make sure it's because i smell bad oh oh wow that's what you choose okay that's just stacks up it's just on the pile yeah luckily we don't have to smell you most of the time um why did dr stranger never say or do anything about wander she has an entire chapter dedicated to her in the magic book did pietro have magic or not uh no idea on that second one and yeah i don't i don't even know what the book is i don't know where the book came from the mention it's just a wit it's just a witch book that talks about things yeah does the wit does the book itself have power or is it just a book that teaches you how to get power or no idea what the fuck is going on just if you if you're looking for answers you're not gonna get many of those new need two tight night shards please undress undress asked him to undress he's really wearing anything obviously you don't be so greedy all right i'll go to the depths now i'm so close behind you mel i'm about to kill quillard and the she in yokes me again because i'm not careful i haven't killed gaping dragon that's the next one i see yeah you see what's your weapon up to mines plus five now same excellent i found one large tight night chart so i think that's enough for one upgrade i actually don't know what the upgrades are one one one two three right was it one one two two three i think that's uh i think it's the second one you said i'm not entirely sure how many do i have no dammit metal i'm not getting much support in my chat that's very upsetting but that's understandable more damn your metal fucking slot whoa that's just straight up now you lied to me well yeah i had just had it i didn't even know i picked it up it i was like can i wear this without fat rolling like i can um good win godzilla or big monkey godzilla godzilla godzilla it would not be challenge at least this race is not as one side as a blackboard race yeah i should have just not you know plate bloodhorn is much i'm just looking for a cringe stop it fucking hell metal at least make this race more interesting a tiny bit more and no wow the interesting part is us defeating the mansters the mansters we're killing the mansters uh slowly yeah godzilla's big radioactive buddy you know go away ec man this is actually okay i lose out on two k souls but that's fine because this is the faster way i must have picked up some clothing by now right right really no clothing at all i'll i'll be back and kill you for a filing thing goodbye fuck me glug glug motherfucker don't say that loud just the interesting part is watching me if they beat up the monsters when mutile dies wait a minute hmm screw you make a big monkey though yeah a big monkey doesn't have radioactive laser beams and you got beaten by like an explosion while nuke's power godzilla but going from the trailer apparently it's like a like a lightning rod thingy that just takes the laser or for some reason godzilla is aiming for the weapon x thingy i don't know i'm sure it's gonna be a good movie i'm positive yeah screw your nerf grab black knight great sword just like the us nerf politics like screw you nerd mom the vagina dragon isn't doing the move wait what do you want to do you're not allowed to take over me for tier the one who's losing have you killed actually like who have i killed i can't remember who i last killed congs act is made out of godzilla's kind what does that even mean he's out of his kind i don't know what that means sure all right then godzilla still doesn't have to aim for it dude these fuckers the the running attack with the flame oh memba no cheese wait what do you mean no cheese oh we're not allowed to cheese um sees us discharged anyway that's not a cheese you can't define the totally is what do you mean what it's a script the death yeah it's still like compared to beating him the normal way that's an it's to kill oh it comes down to how you define cheese but jeweler just said in the chat i just walked in here because i thought it was an easy easy kill what are you guys doing for bed of chaos oh we definitely have to be that okay i need to know now how we are allowed to kill him because i always go to bone ward out of here because i'm not going to kill him right now normal tactics i mean i think it's okay to do the thing it's a script of death so i don't see that as a cheese i don't know what to say i guess i'll leave it up to chat chat says kick metal uh-huh remember if you die here you have to go to back to do the trick yeah i'm aware of that one i'm willing to agree with autism i'm going with my chat right now i don't know what your chat says i'm not disagreeing that i scripted of course it is i'm just saying that like yes it makes it so that you don't have to fight him which is the essence of cheese right not the actual like mechanics of cheese yeah by the way i don't have me please chat up or in spirit window it is a cheese cheese okay mud cheese it's cheese there is no cheese it's fine ceaseless sucks anyway cheese and cause why not he sucks anyway that logic is not going to work for the better chaos yeah i agree with what's here if the death scripted it's legit it's fine it's similar to making the golem but fighting this charge is stupid as fuck metal in a race why you don't ask if you can do so shut up oh just do it kill him any way you can i can't do it but i want to see you suffer so no fuck off who actually wants to fight this bitch i can toss a coin i agree with what's here i call cheese kong is aiming for the head is one wait you agree with what's here you call it cheese what i'm just reading the chat things actually i'm gonna kill a pyromancer too fuck it i'm on caveman mode i kill all the mpcs i'd say you can do it they drop souls right they do but the destruction stop reading oh trying to set me on fire where you it's last it's so yeah um i should we just say we can kill him like this yeah i mean i agree with you that i i guess it's cheesy but since it's scripted like cheese to me is something that it's not intended in the game and you look at that it's it's semantics it's just whether or not you define yeah whichever way well then that's all that's just just trick death it's a thing it's an opportunity to say hello play me they only brought it up because julius was like i remember no cheese i was like hey yeah they just made me think for a second like hey no right this time i'm gonna remember his first hit that one yeah the step one killed me every single time so far oh you totally missed what do you mean uh oh my dad oh shit i think i'm dead oh the burnt my bollocks damn well in some ways that's not the worst thing that could happen as long as i don't lose those three well three k that's becoming less and less true i'm sorry i'm losing my mind it's okay uh how to cease this discharge i'm playing dogs for the first time i think he's pretty just fucking annoying to fight uh if you just hit him to death yeah like he has some really really big hitboxes yeah but when you know how to dodge him it's just like dodge to the right hit dodge to the right hit he just like a rinse and repeat kind of boss well there you go with case let me slow well you you both got some time out of me for this because i was standing around here for like seven minutes there you go i'm missing five souls to upgrade my weapon to a plus five oh it's bad man how five souls dude well this this grumpkin's above just kill him yeah i'm gonna run back heywood or easily the worst part of the show heywood's not even a person he's just used for whatever they need in this in the plot line kind of sucks actually because when they introduce him the show is like this is a bad guy and i'm pretty sure myself and rags were like oh this guy's kind of rational like nope it's the typical thing where they they hate someone because they have they go against the protagonists when sometimes they're actually right but then they just make him straight up super evil he shoots at children he's just really weird yeah he's like he's just it's like steven um in what what's the show called mother that's not the name what are you saying i can't remember what it's called uh stranger things it's like he was the only one making rational arguments and i was like fuck you steve what the hell man remember when you made me watch the season three when i told you i didn't want to watch anymore and then we both laughed how bad it was oh god if you do exclamation raise a rooney with a double o you get a multi twitch and everything you can't put retarded phrasings in a fucking command i mean it's pop it pops up every couple of days just did it my flimple ding a spot made it thing she was trying to say it's not his fault leave him alone it is my fault okay just type in schlumpen flumpen and it will show up it has three o's and three c's obviously the freaks a rooney it works out to you got him yeah and then as for monika um her voice is like death so wow you suck up you die oh man wow that's rude she had small tits anyway well if you're killing all mpc's why aren't you killing the blacksmiths they allow me to upgrade why would i kill that good coward i don't want to all right back through blight town uh so he's wander now on the same moral level as captain marvel um i don't know if i want to go that far but he's compromised significantly not great it ain't looking good it ain't looking good for anything it's all shit it's all basically shit it's all just not good it should go gaping diagonal i was not looking yeah i got him i got him that allowed you to submerge in the integrity of the race but she's in a boss wow hey rags isn't it awesome that she just traps her enemy forever in that town and that's considered good that's a bit i that is fucked up even the villains just outright calls her cruel and i'm like yeah please don't do this to me i think she would prefer death than to be trapped in this idealized prison well that's what all the people wanted they said if we can't let us you can't let us go just let us die she gets off with no consequences by the way well arguably she's like more powerful than ever some people are saying like oh well obviously they'll take her ability forward to the next move is i don't know whether the show says she's a bad guy the show seems to be yeah the show is for her or wander it's weird that sounds like it goes to when they have c route especially when they have a fucking protagonist say oh if only the old knew how much you sacrificed it's like the fuck you talking about yeah that that one was fucking bizarre like you had to give up the things that you created that were never real in exchange for everyone else's safety it's like insanity they did a great job just doing a terrible job nice high fives all around that is a way to do it did i think i jumped down the wrong i told you not to do that you idiot you did say yeah god no one's ever listening to me love you mola even if you look more like a grunt from halo than a skeleton also high rax totally i will i could see that yeah i see the comparison i'm just gonna have to like be super careful so i usually just run through these guys but now maybe maybe i was lying to myself the whole time i asked me if he killed gaping rank because i'm not sure if he's actually behind for tier right now i have not killed gaping dragon there you go are there any large tight night shots in the depths that have picked up the ball i think there is one but i don't know where it is oh i picked one up in in the in the light town all the way in the bottom on the way to quillock it's like one of the pickups close to the wall it's basically if if you go from the shortcut it's if you run straight to quill you'll pick it up oh that one dropped for me how friendly of it wait something dropped a large tight time for you uh yeah one of the goombies yeah oh nice discussed in wonder needs to wear last um this is a children's show how could you say that it's not a show for anyone should watch this show i mean if she's warm maybe she should wear less yeah you know that's fine i'll take blood bone is the best doxels well you're entitled to your perspective we're entitled to be retarded whoa you can't say that no boys not live oh sorry did metal answer my question nope and missed it i did answer your question he did not he hates you on and then obviously i mean duh when metal when fuck your rats now here comes the real boss the elevator in blight town i swear to god i've died more than times of this than fucking capra including the counts today count the rock you love see as does last last two motherfuckers i'm already out of blight town again that went really well i'm very concerned i'm gonna fuck up horribly somewhere this is going way too nicely i don't know i don't know maybe just your day all the way to the end maybe maybe doxels one is the your your time metal i've thought about that no no stop stop it you're just making it worse i guess in here he didn't kill gaping reagan no he did not i'm quite behind now i think both of you someone break methods computer no i need it do it to me name one thing you need it for streaming work name two that's it that's two things metal he asked for one oh sorry i'll take the the work one back oh does nothing drop here okay fine fine i'm a go to sense fortress now gonna die are you ready for work i hope you actually guests in chat have a great day since i saw no you mentioned it during the last efab movie and justice is really bad even the comics oh my god don't you dare insult the comics how's it going flume's badly mootless on the lead god damn it stop it so you know it's chaos you can't run away rat run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away so i guess i have to be a little slower in the sense fortress so i can pick up the uh oh this bad luck tonight charts hammer please this is i'm gonna die if you don't behave does andre sell large-time net charts at any point does who andre oh uh big boy in an anilonder sells them uh fuck you rat who you need to watch your language you fuck make me i'm great whatever that was it hurt my sneakers oh i like sneakers wait did i want to do then am i oh mails the bad part of the sewer uh so the uh fortisms uh do the the reludge dinos just lie around in the sense fortress or do enemies drop them do you remember uh they lie around there's uh two in the chest after the first lightning dude oh okay the one that's perfected by the arrows dude they deal so much damage what the fuck back off snake oh that's bad i got oh i got right chat is gonna be happy i died i'm gonna have to operate now on half hp's i'm all the wrong way i realized you got cursed in the wrong way way too late also now i have to go back to that area to get my health back my soul's back even though i could drop dead at any moment to anybody because of how shitty my health is a death's get fucked oh man danger noodled yeah i got danger noodled i forgot how fucking strong those snake guys are you know what if i actually get to my soul's i'm just gonna home with but oh i got poison just wait why am i spinning around what's happening i'm my control is busted i'm spinning around it's a good trick though no fuck i died again i need to see you spinning where's the fuck where's the stream uh oh my control is not functioning too well right now i just saw that you died thank you you know what let's just try and push through the gaping dragon even though that can insta kill me now i'm not spinning anymore uh i brought up your stream for nothing but nothing it's upsetting bernuttenheim actually dox's one shouldn't be too bothered by me having another stream open i feel like you could call getting cursed a set back you know a little one uh metal have you ever played the dox's bloodborne drinking game i mean we mostly make our own drinking games up so probably not things are going badly i need to kill those guys though i need to fuck i forgot to equip the fat ring fool i didn't forget that means i'm good no uh quit like that whoo it's not even that bad they really give you 500 that seems so not worth killing them i'm pretty sure all of this has happened is because i i laid on the the left they're the right on instead of the left like i i fucking when i went down the slope if i had done the left oh yeah i'd be fine i would have 6000 souls to spend i wouldn't be cursed i'd be on gaping dragon like everything went wrong because of that tiny decision it's very depressing i almost got cursed earlier as well three times actually but i somehow twice the rats of cobblestone be while i'm trying to run past them it's just like dead oh yeah those rats can fuck you up they're they they are rough well why aren't you using the shortcut um so here's the thing the only way you can use the shortcut is if you open it up what happened yet i talked to the guy and i said no and now he won't let me sit on this bonfire punch him in the dick um yeah i think that's the answer actually it's a bunch of the dick oh wait he spawns those fucking things oh no oh yeah that was uh it was a mean uh do i have armor hey i made it possible oh god oh this game is scary oh my god so off topic but if you ever get back into response video tracks you should see monday matt's video on gina karana situation nuttier than usual oh really nuttier than usual oh boy doesn't surprise uh i know he sets new stains let's see i think it's with him though you don't know which one they're talking about like is he like chill it's like a chill yeah he's chill that job it was not chill no i was talking about the snack man down here he's just chilling hmm i can't wait to hear monday matt's incredible take on doctor suits and all that monday matt knows us up i guess he only does like live streams now or something all these are like two hours hour and a half oh my god this is the furthest i've made it in so long it feels so incredibly um i don't know if we're rating it he deleted his channel again yeah he's restarted his channel again his old his he only has like um one two three four five he only has like 15 videos all right drink number three so i guess i gotta go to what is it three buck theater we have opened the shortcut and he doesn't even good job we'll say damn damn damn son what is this torturous bullshit what are you guys are you getting like are you getting like all the bad things right now the globe is at the bottom of the stairs i can't move out what happened to me before it's so fucking like this one is 23 percent um yeah i his he's got oh that was close he's got yeah all of his genocron stuff is not is ready really poorly all right what up onion bro oh i thought it was an item down here on mine but i got flumed in the beginning and all there's getting flumed in the middle so that means the metal's getting flumed in the end so we're gonna be i hope if there was one time to be flumed that i wouldn't want it to happen it would be the end yeah imagine getting flumed while fighting bed of chaos on nito god i'm actually scared to my life for a bit of chaos yep we all gotta go through it at some point looking capra till to me enough the bed of the best gaping dragon attempt that has ever been done that used to be on a clip so fucking good i just kicked you i missed him like twice and then he just fucking killed me what are you doing pathetic human you know i think i'm i gotta have to remove the the thing the thing i think on my first playthrough i actually managed to kill gaping dragon with curse i just like it's i think i can do it but why risk it i guess uh i gloomed stuff on my shirt and i thought it was safe and then a snack boy just killed me i think i have to admit to myself that i am not catching up with you guys but at the same time try and maximize myself at this point yeah so that i can actually still have a run instead of embarrassing i don't even know i don't even know where that snack guy came from i legit don't know which one that was because already the one from the top came down so i don't know oh wait make sure you do the iron talk is battle well three of us should do it what which one is that what where is that you gotta make sure it will summon iron talk us out so with the boss door for me i already mean oh okay i mean do you know how to do it uh not really so like boss door and then don't go through the boss door but to the right there's a pathway and uh you know you have to you have to reverse hollowing first and then you can uh his his sign will be in um in that in the little capricorn tower it's um summon summon sign oh please god let me please get rid of the curse jagalak thank you for the soup we'll be honest guys i'm not a fan of the curse mechanic not a fan yeah it's dumbo you weren't you you were the one who said that just tell me how to get rid of this shit on your first playthrough yeah i i'm i'm all about them don't spoil anything but as soon as i got cursed i was like fuck this i'm not playing this tell me how to get rid of it no so how did you actually manage to get rid of it because you have to run all the way back up it's not too bad if you've got the bonfire then um you just go because i'm already at the place where you can buy it the thing okay okay wait am i oh purging so six thousand souls what's so dangerous that was so dangerous i just really i don't even i have four thousand jesus i had forgot how expensive that was yeah at least at this stage of the playthrough it's like that's a lot of souls god they punish you crazy come the guy in the bell tower yeah uh cure you or ever um i think he can do it for cheaper but i getting to him is going to be even longer i'd rather just kill a bunch of things here yeah because he doesn't sell you at night and he just does it doesn't he no that's the uh the healer and in new londo the the red guy that gives you the key well fair enough the the guy in the tower i think he sells purging stones but i think they're like three thousand for him so they're cheaper that's the benefit but he's a fucking narnia it takes ages to get to the rude were you in narnia bro uh this was look the first mimic yeah i'm gonna touch you you can just fuck off man these guys are just letting me kill them it feels very rare that they would do oh i picked up an outfit things are coming up millhouse oh no a dog dog or what do you mean oh no a dog might be in this came rags the legendary for two i haven't read chat guys i'm sorry poorly or i am reading chat but i'm having i'm having struggling responding because i'm focusing on the game i guess you also forgot english while you were streaming what is in londo it's gotta aim strictly uh you gotta aim strictly indeed isn't there a second large tight night in the swamp like by the tree somewhere i have i legit have no clue i cannot tell you yeah i'm pretty sure there's a bunch in all of the that area but fuck if i know where they are i don't remember should i waste time searching is that worth i don't know i found one there's two in sense fortress exactly what you told me to yeah so that's already plus three more i guess oh that was that was a nice little combo there that there that was so nice lost at it i just killed koelag and i have killed gargoyles and i have killed uh the big baby big baby big baby big bubba the bubba i'm at fucking i sort of got this elevator so where's the ball from the game stop fucking we're in a race technically i have the same amount of bosses as the german true i am really behind what wait where are you right now oh you're in sense fortress right i only fucking killed gaping dragon because it's a stupid kiss see what guys we all though i have something that neither you have right the grass crest shield do you either you have that uh no i was thinking or getting that but i haven't done it yet i don't even remember where is that in this one okay so that's something i see guys one of them all go to shield yeah got jobs achievement unlocked hi ol hi rags hi um if you had to replace kathleen kennedy with somebody better suited for a job who would it be i think kevin feige i guess i don't know who else we should do it with if i had to fire kathleen kennedy and replace them with someone else more fit to do the job yeah anyone me yay my health's back rejoice i don't even know dammit i got toxic like no one involved with star wars that i would put in her position that's kind of the problem is like who who put it in there it's like i don't know who the f**k won't get no they're s**t uh wait so so iran tarkas so we have to be human reverse kindling and then summon them in from the door uh it's past doors if you run past the the gate it's across the little bridge to the tower oh it's in the boss fight no no no so you run past the where the fog gate is okay and uh over the bridge or whatever it's called the ultimate showdown that's where i got if you be oh as far as you gave me dragon i'm gonna be perhaps i can't really when will i miss your last death i need you to do it again for me so i can see it this time no did you already go past the broken bridge no no i just jumped down here so i can make myself human hey freedom i feel like this race is gonna take like major turns like i i think me and metal are probably gonna get stuck in on s and that's when mauler catches up one shots it and then he's gonna be in the lead could do i'm a big fan of that boss and i beat them i did that thing recently or i try to beat them with just a plus five and it took a while but i did it yeah i mean that that boss is all about patience really oh yeah it's just like see your opportunity take it and then don't take more and then run i feel like if you don't one shot that boss that's when you're gonna start struggling because if you take like five billion years on your first attempt you're gonna lose your patience it'll also be funny to see how all of us do against the getting to onus you know the gloopy thing yeah i died like five times on the test run thingy that's uh oh the the ceiling yeah it's i forgot how much of a bitch it is in dark souls one okay so here's the broken bridge where do i go from here do i need to jump over there uh that's not where um yeah no no like the actual boss foggates oh okay you're not gonna door you won't make a mistake just don't go through any fog you'll be fine oh okay okay so i'll just go up pretty epic that we're both heading to a boss right now mine's much harder but you know gaping dragon i don't know none of us have gone after moonlight butterfly what's that about that's dude i'm saving that boss to last like a one shot that bitch but what if you don't only want to unlock the divine weapon is that what i can't remember what you find after yeah it is the divine weapon oh so i guess it's a master head okay he's over there uh i have to kill this big boy here though otherwise he shoots into the arena or remember directly don't go see him right throw your head at me don't do it you guys have ever seen a fire club before i don't know just sounds like a club on fire yeah yeah whenever i go to a club oh he kicked me in the ass oh so you gotta throw his tantrum pretty soon my fire club looks so silly i think we're trying to get a little bit drunk no no fuck i'm not gonna lose a gatescape of dragon at this point guys i'm kicking its ass everyone cheer for gaping dragon versus mum bloke it's a she not a it how dare you sir her you all know he's so angry and now he's tired and now he dies uh oh if it vomits while i'm stuck in the corner am i just dead uh i i don't know if that does take damage or if it's just one big chunk oh it's not even that much i don't know i can't be doing that much for me again i don't even know is it poison fire or what the kind of damage is that or is it just physical oh is it iran tarkis oh there's only one summoning sign all right what why did that kill me and why did i do all that damage in one hit why did he charge no he did uh so do we just let iran tarkis do the fighting on its own except for the idea for the height right like a 50 50 who wins okay i've never done this so i'm excited i thought we all did that together before no i've legit never done this oh interesting i mean the acid didn't do that much to my equipment belch and heimers belch belch and heimers don't too early i don't know i don't know what happened there not only do i feel like i should have uh evaded that damage but i don't know how the damage killed me in one i'd full health go iran tarkis you can do it i trust you i believe you you believe him a little disgaping dragon no i have more fire for my club wait what are you no stay with the guy wait no don't bring him to me what's your fire or electric on a dragon is it's electric right you're full electric uh you can buy electric things from the guy who's sitting out there that's a lot of damage do by three of them sweet how about we do that oh i should have done that before jumping in i guess wait i want to hit your head some more hit him what you could have killed him already iran tarkis what are you waiting for iran tarkis is baiting let him be but he was like staggered he could have just beat him to death oh you gotta be fucking kidding me there we go what oh no he got grabbed oh that looks painful there's so much health holy shit bring your big bumpers down big bumpers dude iran tarkis deals like all of the damage holy shit if you hit getting back in the head it deals all of the damage dude yeah but it's so funny when you hit the head though because it goes up all right kill gaping dragon i've caught up to you guys now right iran tarkis raid supreme he fucked him up though that was crazy i got me the gear blight town uh okay but before i go to anilondo i have a bunch of large thingies so i'm gonna go back now i'm not gonna do the plus five club again that was it's doable but 26k for killing gaving dragon fucking hell yeah he gives you a lot that's a lot of one he's an endgame boss look he's a wet apparently he's an endgame boss no said no one ever hey mew played bloodborne not been more disappointed in a from game it has become my least favorite from game even ds2 i feel like anti-h bomber guy it's your least favorite that is an unpopular take hmm fuck him up for tier do it uh bloodborne has blood in the name it does you are correct you only sell three what a coward yeah it's kind of pussy uh wait i'm confused where's the thing i need to go through oh just still left i have a dumbo head stop it it's too epic how does it feel to be wrong um yeah bloodborne is kind of a maze like it's way too good for me to think it's worse than fucking ds2 i'm sorry oh yeah the only thing that's worse is the fucking lag yeah like holy fucking hell um which is funny because scarlet the first sent fixed a lot of those issues right from the original ds2 pc vision or at least it boosted it from 30 to 60 but you have to buy it again it's like thanks i mean i would probably buy bloodborne again for to get rid of the lag honestly i guess what i'm saying is like bloodborne hasn't been given that chance yet you know ds2 did it's like it's like ds2 has well not original ds2 had its chance ds2 had its chance is a fan patch uh for mod ps4s that lets you play bloodborne for the high fps yeah and take take advantage of the ps4 pro uh really you're like a yeah yeah i didn't know that that's really cool actually yeah lance mcdonald i think made this that one you might know if i'm gonna go five seconds about one of the donalds dude god good wait what if i get invaded while being human well this i mean you have to deal with that we can do about that one i think i can help you for tier rod can i summon you guys this would just be we're both there with our clubs like fuck you buddy it's like the uga uga squad it's like oh whoops oh i meant to take that shortcut obviously i mean duh that was obviously faster than going by food that was so close oh my god wow what happened to you oh i could summon clip that that was so fucking lucky yeah sorry my stream of yours got a weird people sign on it that says hello if you're seeing this you're not already on twitch.tv i think it's just angry that i'm using multi twitch oh i think that's what people were talking about that yeah it's ad break fucked yeah twitch has started using some fucking like oh hey we see that you're using adblock here's an annoying really fucking purple screen so that uh you can't see the ad but you also can't see the stream for like five minutes i don't even have adblock on uh oh i guess this is built into yeah probably yeah all right i think i have five large tight night shards i'm sure wait what was the what was the thing that happened didn't see it oh so i just went down sans fortress and the the pendulum swung swung at me and i just landed on the thing below and it was actually faster than walking oh there you go yeah hi on the other hand i'm killing koelag next oh i'm missing one large tight night shard did you get um ceaseless discharge for two yeah are you gonna do uh what's his name uh talk is yeah are we all yeah that's what i was under the impression i was just making sure yeah i i just turned human i'm gonna summon him right now uh does anyone know where i can get quick three tight night shards making checks for betham bosses i think metal has beaten iron golem yeah i am one boss behind him and mauler is stuck because he got first person drink oh you did okay nice it's like oh i'm doing wonderfully uh since tau after the after the broken bridge oh there's more oh they have to go all the way back then again i think it just i think oh wait i can get them and then upgrade at the at the other smith in anor london can i that should work maybe so wait metal how do you get him to fight you just enter the renan stand still uh you have to get kind of close to him otherwise he just follows you and okay that's him so you have to you have to let him aggro the guy and then just let him go crazy eat out why no black albert because that's not the rules because that's what heroes do also i have i haven't used a single soul yet so i'm probably just gonna get a huge fucking boost from all the i will say metal probably with popping them because chunking in did yeah what wait what target is chunking him oh yeah he's he is a fuck oh yeah grab oh no talk i thought it was gonna fall off i think yeah what did you say mutually uh the soul scales you're probably better off popping them as you go but by scale i mean like you pick up better ones as you go you know oh yeah i just have like uh nameless soldier large soul proud knight brave warrior a large brave warrior yeah so i just gonna pop all of those and uh get a big boost so if targets dies does that mean that we lost the run no we just have to finish off iron call because the problem is targets can glitch out sometimes dude i think my target is losing he hasn't landed in a hit in a while that's unfortunate anthems and all of ledges oh okay well that's good then target stop missing dude you're gonna make me better myself finally bacon butt has been wrapped i don't even know all that's reference no target one hit away target don't die moley your shield is bad and you should died that's actually a good point i've been told by many credible sources that i shouldn't use a shield shield seemed really useful though no no he has if i was gonna go into a battle like i would rather have a shield than a weapon that's because you're because i don't want to die go watch h bomb's video about shields not being fun when you'll learn all right 25 i like the idea of blocker these trends ks oh so much health feels good man yeah target's got him down to one hit away and then uh he died and then i pretty much kills the old wow move just going for asylum demon meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh i am indeed this ain't all bleeding it's the only way i can have in any kind of sense a leg up right now this is a bit of a gamble i'm pretty sure i can take him leak oh i killed him super early in my other play in my test playthrough i had blood on luck i do not have dark souls block right now i mean like what his his attacks are like so simple you can just easily bait him to just jump up and down all the time hit him a couple of times go back forth also i just let them block my path so i'm just gonna reset that yeah stupid snacks so cosmic is that asking if hydra counts as a boss and we i think we agreed on no neither of the hydras counts as a boss yeah fuck the hydras fuck the hydras yeah fuck the hydras yeah he'll hydra no i got it sounds like you guys are just counting away from a challenge sharp nerd what do you mean we just a capra with a fucking deprived you go do that and then talk about your your mustache challenge let me guess because he doesn't have a health bar that's it you like oh no it doesn't matter no it has a health bar it's just not quite it's visible oh it's the opposite of the double health bar the invisible health bar snacks are getting fucked up by the pendulums at least the music is fucking great no matter what luck you have true that is correct hold on metal i'm almost ready i'm home just getting stuff ready that's all right james this is my club there are many like it but this one is mine my club is my best friend it's my life so i should probably not clubby boy isn't even that bad honestly yeah uh without me my club is useless about my club i am useless i must strike my club true i must strike harder than my enemy who's trying to kill me i must strike him before he strikes me i will my club i had moved shit uh with all my club i am useless i must strike a weird i must strike harder than my stop moving chat fuck i must strike him before he strikes me i will my club and know what counts and wars not the heads we bash the noise of our foes and all the smoke we make move it could oh fuck off chat you're all dicks it's moving the general control yourself okay no i'm gonna hit me ass with a flaming club i was like ow it's not the first time i've had a hot wood up my ass no oh my god i fell off the raft but i landed on uh on the like little secret pathway not to look right i mean if you have my stream off what did you fuck you snake holy shit you skipped the fuck out of me i didn't even i was like i was like jesus oh it was so scary it's okay bell it's okay uh i peed my pants rip fratism also want to say i miss you hey james i do man wait when did i rip i didn't rip i almost ripped what's your bad early game i don't know if my bad mid game is running out now i'm not sure we're doing okay i just got stray demon nice only your shield is bad and you should feel bad i think i read that one already but you know what i mean no oh why is that spot was wrecking me now every single time something interesting happens for you it's blocked for me every single time read read read i am on wait is julius drunk as well has julius been drinking every time one of us dies oh no i might be drunk hepple uh rags do you remember when you last practice sodomy do you remember the first high metal high yeah both i say you just asked if you remember that was it yeah that was it the question has been on sale you never forget i promise you don't you never forget dude what a beast what oh i forgot i didn't pick up the plank shield my first time around i have it now though i didn't even press the fucking button for the roll and i'm down here no this is bad y'all it's not going well i hit my strain of bad luck just now so many snake people one way to tell will be our soul levels maybe like how what how everyone's actually doing i don't know i think i've lost a lot of souls actually okay we're fine so wait we're taking turns in bad luck so metal's having his now which means that means that i'm like next and i have someone working ahead of me oh no it's bad man i have on scene out in front of me as well yeah who know the the bad luck streak doesn't just go away instantly so yeah it can kind of like spread out i would not want to be facing anelonda when the bad luck streak is on me oh shit i'm just gonna wait here for like a couple of minutes with the timer out maybe it's gone by the time i went through sense fortress again because i went all the way back in sense fortress to upgrade my club to eight which is probably just nothing to do in the long run yeah yeah i'm i'm thinking i'm gonna do that on the giants oh yeah he has large tight night that's probably a good idea actually yeah oh you little cuck i know right shot me with an arrow right before i could kill his friend so he killed me oh you stupid snake boy snake boy coming to cinemas near you oh shit only at five estus ah dicks little snake boy join the avengers find out oh you got a wreck dude what is the going rate of an editor fine so editor pays usually based not only on what they request plus what they managed to make plus how much time it takes plus how long the project was you know there's loads of variables it's not really a consistent thing to run with unfortunately also i think i'll have i have now cleared this area excellent all right so which path did i come up from uh oh this is where i want to go all right cool can i sit in the fucking nest without these guys fucking with me can i you can do whatever you want mama take me home be it's actually may i so mother may i that was weird i'd never seen that happen before the only good thing about bloodborne is the rule 34 what y'all just horny y'all weird horny bomb i'm sure if i believe that based on what i've seen at bloodborne that's a lot of fleshy glue yeah i was gonna say the rule 34 is gonna be all creepy maybe they like him creepy no i like him creepy i like them creepy creepy you like them i like him weird i like him why are you still in sense fortress now sorry how comes you're still in sense fortress then i went back to operate my club before going to an allando yeah weirdo no you well i'm about to fight quillog so you better you better run buddy i'm running clearly right behind you no you're not liar oh man liar liar in an allando if he gets stuck on an s that molla has the advantage how do i how i don't i feel like you guys are just making those advantages up i mean the real test does kind of the late game in this game is a bit of a bitch so yeah absolutely this is probably the most race race that we've ever had yeah true i'm i'm because like it's not over for me there's still a chance oh yeah there's plenty of things to get stuck on like we're still a bit of chaos also in the small is going to be a challenge anyways because once in the small we're stopped on the uh on the test playthrough thingy we did during the super chats so i don't even have any experience in that anymore you said you got a plus eight right that's probably gonna get you through oh yeah i think so too because i didn't i i did try it like two or three times and the damage wasn't terrible so it should be fine all right now we're going to an allando nice i'm just gonna try and push right through in blight town not even to pick anything up i mean not gonna lie i'm surprised that after two hours and 45 minutes i'm in an allando already i'm doing i'm doing pretty well don't curse yourself you fool no i'm just gonna say it's fine i'm i'm i got invaded accomplished so oh really oh no oh my game crashed oh my god wait no am i going to die talking about bad luck okay yeah it's not wait did i get hit i mean no joke somebody invade me and then my game crashed that's a mean thing for them to do now they just they just think you're a coward and that you disconnected yeah it's even wood uh i'm gonna go for a pee pee i'll be right back ah now i will take the advantage you have a couple of minutes that's a hell of invader yeah i know right yes see i respawn here so i i don't know the game must have i don't fucking know what i'm only missing all the pickups i don't even remember which ones are the ones that are which honestly should i enter small norseen with two estus why not as your opponent i'm obliged to say yes you're your his opponent no way i was like like if i was you i'm not actually i'm not gonna enter all right guys this is the big play gamble i need to kill quailog and goomp and then homewood bone and i go all the way back i don't remember where i was he was finally trying wasn't that a 90s movie probably oh no never mind what i mean is that since moller got the doll if you all get stuck on on s he's technically gonna be ahead isn't clear anor londo in one go without going back i'm gonna beat that weird boss in no little things oh you're doing oh i'm oh my god why am i gambling so hard gambling how do gambling kids it's bad for you or maybe it's great for you true 100 of people who have ever gambled in life will die who have ever gambled yep all right quailogs getting fucked up by me hello no dude i'm push me into the lobby i bet i didn't i'm doing the big brain player i mean i'm trying to do role right play mo noreen scene fire but did you actually go and try and fight them no i turned around and then i realized that i'm already human so i might as well kindle my bonfire yes that is a big brain big smart fuck you quailag moodle is a race car i am a race car that's interesting maybe i should actually just kill myself because isn't it's known ornstein's like a little arena the top spot for invasion uh smaller if you got stray demon and the other one after you go back to asylum have you beat those boys that's the same boss well then that's a yes i get it mom belch hymors belch you um belch balcony balcony greetings long people do you know any power wolf songs and if so which one is your favorite i really like venom of venus i do not know power wolf i think um did they do did they do night time rebel i don't know don't think so yeah power wolf are pretty cool i know wolf uh got into them at one point um i think i showed you more before the lead singer looks like uh tj oh amazing atheist um that's the first song uh i don't know the only song that i know i don't mind the song that i really like is night time rebel audience look away you didn't see nothing okay it's fine look look yeah demons are kills best friend yeah uh oh wait right i need to go this way first obviously uh it's up to the rafters now oh Jesus all right this is gonna be fun prepare for some deaths everyone this is gonna be painful yeah you have to understand these are big gambles okay i have to kill diesel discharge and then uh i got a i got a homework bone all the way back up to filing i'm doing some big plays julius just wrote i'm dot drug the d and the n aren't even close to each other okay more i had to look down to double check i did i was i was like i was like wait a second i don't think those two letters are close to each other i'm gonna keep an eye on all the bosses you've killed just like wait did you kill the boss and the other one that's the same what's here you're actually like attacking on us because you don't want to attack them when you got your bad luck streak uh watch like it's over but you're really superstitious you're like you got to kill him now before bell's bad luck runs out no it's time for me to fight them oh well good for you i haven't killed what am i missing i am bumbo yet but what am i supposed to be doing or what did you think i was gonna do i don't know i guess i figured that it would you would there's other things to do but you know what you fooled me you fooled me it's all going according to my plan and then steamroll no he pushed me while he died what who pushed you it's fucking purple again i can't even see a stream i was on the on the on the roughness thingies and i was going through i killed one of the the painting guards and while he was falling over he pushed me off the thing that's never happened before that's insane and funny as long as he doesn't fire his big laser at me i'll be fine i might come again what the fuck you just called me was that japanese what do you think who bloodborne story uh i don't know what it is do these games have stories or just lore lore mainly lore you have to go look at the videos online to piece together what you could call a story vati video and all the and lands mcdonald's and people's you go to mcdonald's to find out this goes to mcdonald's you have to get the yeah you have to collect all 12 mcdonald happy meals and assemble them to get the decoder that allows you to that allows you to learn the game's reading the back of the happy hill it's like this sort of log to this bad you're like oh shit oh that makes so much sense hell yeah and it's like you know codex component four out of 12 codex parts together that you feel so you can decode the secret message in the game wait did your iron targets win mauler i haven't done him yet oh did you mine one mine lost yeah you said you're lost i mean i think it is actually like a 50 50 dude what a fuck are you just climbing up do you guys think there's just statistics out somewhere where they've actually i'm fucked wow they're fucking me and they fall down with me this bad looks still happen you gotta get or is to just go killed for tear you gotta hurry so the two painting guards that fall down they just climb back up and started throwing fucking knives at me and then they then they encircled me oh man everything that might be deserving it's like the worst part what do you stop no what even level is my clube do i need two three three is it no two two three probably cracks needs to get the wife and child so we aren't the only ones to have to suffer through his dad jokes i think you need nine in total mauler what do you mean you can suffer through it with the rest of your with the rest of chat yeah there's like 2000 losers of you no no no it's my gross it's so cringe well you killed ceaseless i did indeed and wait where the sat is a good point wait is that set better right now than the set i have whoa camera almost flew me camera stop it i mean i want to look like a ring race anyway so i am a ring race with goopy feet no not the goopy feet those are the dangerous feet i float around and make weird sounds and hobbits i'd be fleet oh boy i'd hit oh this time i killed those two so they're not allowed to go to the balcony anymore all right i need another five large tight night shards i put them down i need three three more to go to plus 10 but i think plus eight is going to be good enough i don't have any poopable souls yeah tetris rpg sounds fun i call long skinny line very well don't stop it i've seen the chat for blurbom being stuck on ps4 get the fuck out of here you asshole oh my good about it forget about it he's still on his bad luck streak what's here i'm hurrying as fast as i can i don't think i feel knowing that my bad luck streak is gonna come back uh dude i promise you my bad luck streak is gonna at least one cycle is gonna start at uh better chaos i told you this was going way too well i told you oh well time for more drinks it's gonna be better with more drinks man the the snack boy chased me through all of the uh the pendulum things what a lucky bastard yeah when it just walked through they don't even care it's like whoa dude just like fucking pendulums take i didn't sit at the shrine the thingy place that was bad but at the same time no actually i was gonna say the benefit of estus well you have 10 estus though so yeah but i would have had tanks i got i'm gonna kindle the one fight to get thingy anyway probably one extra humanity is not really a bad thing right no um i have some music so i'm stuck on ps4 also hard agree on ludwig maria and often of course the dlc bosses are the best in the game um it's not yeah seriously if it wasn't for the dlc in blood born what the fuck would we say about the bosses you're like the game has like one or two that are okay yeah without the dlc it was 90 bad bosses instead of 70 percent but then they added lauren smule like oh right well you know that's your opinion it's your opinion dude you're you're energetic today man the game's just trying to fuck me up right now like he came all the way to me it's like whoa killed you that twice now i'm confident now oh jesus i almost got one shot oh jesus oh by jesus yeah i better be on full health for this then jesus christ uh mauren rags what are your main criticisms of the first act of return of the jedi and other things aside from that oh so i guess i guess a good place to start is that their plan to get han solo is like nonsense well it's fun to think about right because you reset you go to blank slate and you're like right so han solo's in there what do we do and looks like we'll send r2 and c3po in as a gift in exchange for han solo already it's like wait well he's not going to take that he really really likes having han solo frozen carbonate and he's probably got all the fucking droids he wants and why would you want to give them up you know hey you just swap for us look me i'm so bad today wait what happens if i'm here let me move like a baller and i went to range mode love it a little bit before she was like dude he's silently getting ahead yeah this is like i think this is going to be like a circle it's just going to go around like someone's yeah i'm almost there that's going to be okay keep going for tear i believe in you stop believing him you're giving him power unlimited power so yeah um i guess they didn't think it through and they were like fuck it throw him in then job is like okay i'll just have them it's like oh fuck oh yeah that's right he's a crime lord he might do that now we will have leia dressed as a bounty hunter sell chubaca to job but why the fuck did i just do that oh now was the why the fuck did i just do that part of the plan thing you were doing or was that just a reaction to something i mean it's it's applicable why the fuck did leia do that like it works and this is like tense situation where it's like well i blow up a grenade it's like well you gotta be fucking shitting me he fucking pushed me off again it's like the fourth time that so either job that takes chewy or that's the problem it's like yeah okay i'll buy chewy then like what's the win in this what's the win scenario here what's the ideal i've seen some people argue that by selling chewy that like puts him in there you know so it's like he's ready it's like oh yeah that's not the greatest way to do that and then you just have to show up with everyone else you've forgotten our key element uh lando calrissian is undercover there you're like okay now what it's like well all of our plans have failed time to send in luke to take it by force you're like what the fuck i feel like you should have opened with that if anything is well if that was as good as your plans are gonna be yeah it's like the plan was to just to get all of them captured it's like right now we have to bust out together yeah at least we'll have yeah at least we'll have to bust out together kind of guys i'm seeing major boobage well as long as you don't kill it she's covering up an illusion guys one second no no no no no two now one thing i don't know how to get our tight night chunks i think i have two of them ready i think i have one because i killed one uh african american knight no i have to african american night american night you mean uh you mean uh an african you mean a nigger with a k oh he said that was with a k k in i gga a knight yeah i can inwards rex going for the double ban on twitch yep so you guys are more in danger than i am sounds fine now but well orc was like oh yeah i think that's like twitch has been kind of fuck you with its like a compression of audio lately so like sometimes it sounds like it's got is really weird i don't understand why they do that but it started to do that so i get what you mean curla twitch works in mysterious ways it does true it's like jibbit chance drop from the eel things in blight town a chunk really no isn't that just large i already have a plus 10 weapon so i need chunks now well first of all i need to get the fire i know that the uh the dark wraiths have a chance to drop them but that's a chance i don't know about the i feel like i know exactly idol paul that that's the only thing i know but is the drop chance high oh god sense fortress is like not user friendly why step one so precise with the rafters just fall off already no don't go back tonight i try to drop my londonites apparently higher than the slab rate wait they can drop slabs i actually didn't know that i think it's pretty low i know where one chunk is that's all i know i know there's one behind an illusory wall in a chest i think i know where second this should i go there now i have the lord vessel i want to go kill the slab demon the slab demon wait i should kill some stuff that's making you sound like flop demon shouldn't everything just drop in the soul no because they've absorbed all the scrolls that they have already killed i just don't know if that's the right way to get but i i just want to get through it now all right how many did i actually need i got a plus eight club which means plus nine is three and i might need five i guess oh just buy one of this guy then hello mate i'd like to purchase oh why can't i buy it oh shit they're expensive my bad wait we'll just die hmm oh yeah can't you get a chunk if you drop a thing to the pump around dudes i think so i think i actually have one chunk i don't know where i got it from anymore yeah i have two i don't know where i got the second one but i know one dropped from black nice black connack all right time for me to have some fun with iron to our case yeah julius i managed to kill um born stan and smug exactly oh she can mean it's beautiful oh it's broad bitch i thought it was black fire bombs well those black fire bombs give you then is it large i don't need to go up there large car large cock you and how much are any bastards with your large cocks large cock speaking of power oh wait we're speaking of power with what types of metal bands do any of you listen to and enjoy um oh did this loser get ahead i think roteo's actually one was ahead now he kills smart already mm-hmm which is frightening i'm just like don't don't count yourself out of the race yet i'm still really fucking sure but i don't think you took over metal when you struggled for a while on capra means that this is just not it's never gonna be over yeah for sure for sure i mean i got just cocked by the fucking painting guards for a while so no wrong dark souls this is not the way to go in this dark souls we're going this way time for the the the dragon bow dudes but first we're gonna get stabbed in the anus by those boys there's any point to going going to kill um asylum demon early oh he drops a decent trunk of soul who drops a slab though yes yeah but i think like is there any point to killing him before you have a 14 weapon um phantom just t post who would be how many souls you get from him i think it's a decent amount do i got speaking of phantom from fucking the phantom starring billy zane yeah that's one of those ones that we're on board with i want that one as a kid can you get your sword out and try to hit me thank you oh fuck i missed thank you oh you did you know the fact that i can roll through these makes me think they're not that good that's an imo right i'm really happy i did this test playthrough to figure out how to get past this drango dude i like that whatever thing we practice is the thing we're doing worse that's well it went i thought mel was saying that was a good thing that you did it right yeah because i just did it first try oh that was exactly the wrong one i wanted to don't mind me i'm just chillin look guys are caught up talk is and i am golem are gonna bootle empty thanks for the reset just got here are you winning bootle uh i'm one boss uh behind i think can you roll like that i'm too much behind boopsily and fortes and misty oh if we're going by numbers of bosses though i've got straight demon moopsily kills straight even so if he gets iron golem he will be in front well okay i can roll that uh where's this this staircase i can jump over was the other one metakis and mcgolem two titans battle right rags who's your money on towers oh yeah you get the doll over here that's true my money is on kum yeah i'm thinking i'm thinking kum then again kum has let me down oh he thinks what a what a coaster he knows what let me see here uh let's see how i do metal they're both iron so that confuses me all right we got this this one up i don't talk to me doing buddy huge human thank you for the ball that guy's huge what i followed me too like maybe should have got the rubbish before i went for iron talk has hit so hard it's unfair yeah he needs like so much damage it's crazy you just his ai is a bit flumpus i mean you can probably like eight or seven hit him or something whereas we do like a fucking sliver of his health yeah if he don't do all hands instead of not oh this is a close fight hey bro how you doing i'm gonna reinforce my weapon slot oh i still have a lot of titan i tried oh you could probably sell him though oh yeah you're the real mvp now that's a club plus nine then uh i can't afford to talk he's about to die he was on one hp and he got the stagger on iron golem i'm gonna open this though before he's PMing well done talk is look at that health bar you say or a legend what a clutch all right on steam and smoke i'm very concerned because i haven't practiced this fight at all this is where i don't really know where to go next like in the best case scenario all right out of this fucking it is after now what yeah which is all right what did anyone say that what well i'm not listening to us piece of shit wait when did everybody spend the same time i'm confused i'm scared talk is going to talk is okay all right i have a club plus nine so when did aleve that i missed it completely while i was i need left just now he says i'm in the in the bye ale bye to the loo oh we'll do that oh that's some good darmage i think preferably you want to kill on steam first right it's really up to you i guess like what you prefer to fight in the second phase i know they both have like cheesy ways to kill them i don't even remember them i just know that smo just jumps up and down a lot which is kind of kind of easy to tell just be honest you're saying it because he's fat yeah really fucked up junk you whoa that is a lot of damage please leave me be be right now i am in anilondo hello everyone hey hi what up ow hit me oh damn it come here big boy i don't like their placements right now they're they're spread out too much do you need the rusted iron ring for anything else but blight town pretty much just blight town i used it for that nobody i really needed it though like wait what what does that one do no poison make you know uh takes away the slowdown from the sludge the sludge all right it's like no opening right now come on yeah i'm on big boy oh yeah come on big slime there you go big big slude where did you get this silver serpent ring in uh darker silver yeah i made it through the the gay bit first time high five though i didn't kill the gargoyles and now i'm just going to fight both of them i guess oh blight now the one division finale was so terrible you guys gonna talk about it on the show at all there's a good chance we will i think yeah we might it was it was terrible terrible is a good way to describe it what we're gonna see in uh most people are disappointed it's pretty cool dare i say oh this show started as something that was like really interesting and full of mystery and you know a slow burn payoffs and this is what we got all the ring right i'm sorry for the quick cuz someone asked do any metal bands you listen to and enjoy um my the only ones i'm still listening to these days would include um iron maiden and avantasia and uh rhapsody and a few others here and there i don't know if anyone else has anything else to say about uh i mean i basically have like a playlist that i built at some point just like multiple bands in there so yeah but i always the i pretty much always go back to system over down metallica yeah that's like uh my favorite ones i would say all right and also i need to concentrate on this fight right now so i'm sorry neither of you got fucked by the the this part of the game so i'm curious if i will well part oh man they're fucking comboing me right now i'm climbing up this thing looks yeah gg i think i was thinking about using the humanity but i don't know if i want to want to use it oh shit right awesome oh the humanity thank you oh shit i forgot to sit on the other one i'm an fucking idiot um that's not that big of a deal to be honest but i have to make the walk so i get the 10 s this who's winning uh for tear i believe if i kill on steen and smo i think me and for till the drawing i think you have more bosses now though well i'm ah he's got on steen and smo i've got stray demon i forgot that the fucking ball thing is in uh have you come back as well have you killed yeah i just kill him i just kill him oh okay you are ahead then yeah i guess no i'm i'm i'm behind one boss yes no we mean you yeah yeah we are doing the dlc so we're gonna have to kill one hydra at least huh huh why to get to the thing do we need to kill the hydra for that i don't think you need to i forgot to pick up the slab answer question and uh return the slab i think i mean i guess you can maybe run past i'm not sure we'll figure it out at some point i'm sure we will this is like a time wasa right now it was dumbo of me okay so one of my chat is saying that yes you have to kill him i don't remember having to do that but i mean sure i guess we will i was able to drink during my birthday stream but i'm healthy now well good well happy late birthday then i guess yeah why am i always 500 souls off being able to level i love this fight so much it's gonna be a short one probably you fight them in your in your playthrough so i guess you have a experience advantage for sure oh so the golden golem doesn't spawn unless you kill the hydra oh and you made your thingy gold pine resin i didn't even pick up any resins i totally forgot about that come on on steam and yeah yeah bonus damage what is your what is your club at right now minus 10 amines plus eight i have nine oh i'm sorry 10 10 nice what are we going to keep going uh i guess until we faint yeah either all of us is we give up yeah okay i'm getting comboed not cool game um oh i'm gonna go kill havel now it's about to do it oh you're looking they're gonna low in health there buddy yeah i was a little scared don't walk to honestly this one was pretty long too how do i think about it i'm not tracking though brutal give up oh wow oh fuck off fucking rude holy mongrelian oh man you're getting getting beat on crazy thing is that combo was pretty fucking cruel that was like horrible rg throughout the whole fight oh wow i'm not even that mad like because i just i'm pretty sure this is incredibly easy like i'm just i just had horrible horrible luck yeah like sometimes they just have a really fucking placement for you and then they just start bashing in your head and there's about four instances of taking double or triple damage all right because of the next try moves all right i forgot to kill the little sparkly boy outside of tourist demon he gave up a chance to greet any you guys have got a whole chunk nice greed from um stun lock in like if you get stun locked it wasn't greed just the snow how it works yeah the oh yeah that's actually one downside with the club when you swing there's like a hue and you miss there's like a huge one downside with the club yeah actually one the rest is perfect i'm already dead okay i'm going to fight havel with 12 000 souls that was definitely all me i thought i was in range for onstein and i massively underestimated the length of a club you'd think i wouldn't do that but i do you what because you have a big penis uh yes yes the only word he's swinging around if you know what i mean yeah yeah but oh god no you went for that last hit listen if i die because of a stun lock it doesn't matter what i did guys guys look at my stream i can i i've harried havel twice and i was just i mean he's on your team he's like you fucking what i'm not gonna hit you anymore all right i got him three parries as all took i think i'm not even gonna bother with havel i don't think i'm gonna get like heavy armor anyways oh man hello hello no please don't shoot me no don't why why would you do this i thought you don't know what the button is for that i don't know what the button is for that i don't know what the button is for that i give medium armor right now all right just a second no death before dishonor thank you all the game lagged what the fuck you even would have hit me tap the controller for the roll it didn't go through because of the fucking lags bike that's crazy really bad shot that man come on onstein i know you want to die i mean hit me that's where i'm at right now i'm just like onstein leave yourself open please like that have you gotten any of them down yet you're on them do you mean killed any of them no like uh yeah one one of the pairs so that's what else would you mean uh no actually i can't speak and play at the same time everything i am a streamer all right that's onstein down let me get fat smoke i'm not trying to be as carefully as i usually do because i might damage but at the same time it's not all garbage could go mirror onstein why would i use the crest shield when i have the grass crest shield exactly what i said last night okay like what that's what she said oh it just happened twice it doesn't get any i don't get locked on huh i mean homing oh you know i'll allow that oh Jesus that is a lot of damage where do you go big jungles oh drunky someone clip have a just standing there nice nice one malecaz have all the pebble yeah oh i'm not sure if that should hit me or not i'm undecided on that one oh that probably should have hit me i don't know wow that is way larger range than i thought it would have okay run run i don't think i'm on humanity healing now thank you h pome guy confirming to me that i can't do it which means i must be super skilled because i'm healing without any healing items oh by the way something extra funny about that mepa actually just had her first playthrough dark souls and she figured out that you can heal with humanity and get what she did not smoke norinstein she healed with humanity and one the thing man they're really good to heal with i did smoke down two two tries damn this oh i was age bomber guys's argument again no one would ever do that or something i think that he never did it it's so cool no one would typically do it and that they really rare anyway which is bullshit i got 27 right now i have 12 and i've looked double humanities as well 20 man instead all right it's nice all right once tina's mode done looks like me and by the way i'm ahead of metal now technically yeah you have one we have the asylum demon australian i think i saw him you were straight even in some plumes of the dark root garden yeah the argument was there a rare resource so it's not really a healing item anyway unless you're one of those good at dark souls guys what's that even mean i hate when he like pretentiously gives like oh i guess you're just really good at the game when like no i'm not i'm using a fucking humanity to heal because i'm not good at the game i was going to say most people who are good at dark souls i would argue they don't get hit yeah they don't they wouldn't need humanity because they wouldn't have run out of estus they probably feel that like 10 estus is already way more than enough yeah 10 estus is fine all right got a lot vessel so did i metal mine's better shut up so golden me wow it's fucking rude that one uh so i'm gonna go back to big chunky boy and upgrade my club to plus 10 real quickly i don't actually know what i want to do now i'm just gonna go kill stray demon next i guess because it's just an easy easy target i'm gonna do what fortes doing actually yeah butterfly yeah i'm at moonlight butterfly i don't know why i went this way i just did well we're gonna do butterfly and sif so okay yeah that would would have been my next target to be honest so that's the one i remember and i guess after that that's uh catacombs i guess yeah but did you get the lightning item again lightning the light item it's in the catacombs you know where uh uh what's his face pushes you down it's there okay okay the catacombs yeah those ones fuck off blork noid are you gonna sit down soon fucking butterfly bitch butterfly bitch oh rags can you add fringy it's these managing me but i can't see it i'm stuck inside my video game let's drink oh oh yeah add fring also rare drop from the pyromancers in the catacombs apparently water bottles should be rare drops from have you went in son i think fortes is currently in the lead yeah but it's actually pretty close yeah that's not at all like blood boil this is an intense battle of gods and all right this is he can start now and he can catch up yeah oh i don't even know i'm pretty sure i've only ever beaten like two bosses dark souls i just not play that one the club plus 10 where do you get the last ember we need for plus 15 new london um yeah watery land watery corpse land also yeah i saw you in chat are you home yet it's been how long now three hours three hours 26 minutes and 59 seconds me i'm offended by how this chat is behaving to enjoy german successes outrageous i'm leaving oh you'll all be destroyed have a nice time oh man yeah my chat is uh is against me because i was i was in the lead for for a good chunk of time man and alondo is such a nice looking city i know right uh i beat cap room first but metal beat gargoyles first and then fortia beat on s first yeah because you skip torus in the beginning oh yeah with torus i could torus then gargoyles torus capra gargoyles there we go we're freaking no stream because freaking no play yeah and i just woke up so you know i um give the man some rest Jesus chat well how long did i take to kill uh capra by the way i was like on him for a while i felt like you were there for a while and yet well i was stuck in um the depths for a while what were you stuck on for a while now uh raptor the raptors of an alondo all right those guys could be like seven or eight times yeah i see two questions for me already frigate crash bandicoot video when um the goal is oh i don't know if i want to say the date but like soon um how much do you love wonder vision i'm not happy yeah we've only been sort of poking at it vaguely i assume we'll probably do like a proper effort for it um it man i think i said it to mola last night when i'd already seen it like it seems like all it took was look she's in the costume they call the scarlet witch wow like that's all it took that's really good you're underselling how fucking cool that is i don't even drink her costume is that good i prefer a fucking civil war costume i guess i'm confused as to what the thing on her head is the headgear and like why it's magically why i don't know i don't know like and i think you you told you messaged me about it but like the the final battle the stakes are so fucking confusing i don't know who's winning i don't know what the fuck's happening yeah yeah like she absorbed the powers getting absorbed and then she puts those stupid rooms up it's like why the hell did you tell her what the runes were you idiot also i don't yeah but like what are they that you just draw them that's it well i don't i guess i how does she even know what runes are how is that something that she's aware of like you know just because she saw some weird symbols on a wall she doesn't know anything about magic she doesn't even believe that she has magic powers yeah i've talked about this before but um just fucking volunteering information for the sake of the audience's understanding it's not good enough you can't have it like unable to do any magic and be like why can't i do magic and then the villain says oh because i've done these runes and they prevent you it's like no you wouldn't say anything you'd just be like yeah sucks doesn't it why can't you do magic bitch exactly don't tell the many but but again that's all agatha is she is an exposition like that that's all she does the whole episode like you're more powerful than dr strange it's like why the fuck would you write this as a piece of dialogue oh wow but i know why there's so much of like oh wow wow look she's more powerful it's like they just said it that's not what the when uh when she like puts a hand on vision and she's like your representation of my grief and my inability to deal with it i was like no why would you do that did he kill does fucking mobs are coming down with the bestray demon what the hell fuck off like wow there was i did even though that's a thing that could happen wow i got just right and look agatha was a lame villain all right she was shit yeah she was terrible like all i don't understand again like she's got the same problem as fucking lex what the hell is her fucking goal and how did she do so terrible in execute in any way shape or form i her plan was i'm going to be in here and fuck around with your illusion so that you will tell me how to do your magic except then i'll steal it from you because that's an ability that i have and then she loses and gets all her powers as a ghoul they're like she's been sucked over power but has she you're like what yeah it's like i don't even know what the fuck is going on and they established that last episode of this weird prologue where it's like oh you sucked all the power out of these other witches okay i don't know why yeah and like i love how they gotta have haywood just be so comically evil that he shoots children like what the fuck was that i don't know what that was that was weird and then fucking monica just jumps in front to block the bullets why the hell would you do that you're gonna die she has like mega superpowers now i guess because she walked through the wall she walked through the wall three times so now she has and she can see like electromagnetic fields and bullets magic powers and she'll probably be able to fly as well yeah she'll probably be just amazing and great and wonderful and i like how they're like oh there's gonna be a little cameo like there's gonna be a really amazing cameo it's like oh it's that scroll from captain marvel ah and it started i'm like oh you're a scroll yeah this captain marvel teller ending the storyline with evan peters is uh lol his name is boda yeah bono the fuck was that um i was just like waiting for the like what are we doing here it's just like his name is bow yeah okay it is just that it was not x-men it was not the festival it was not any of the things that people thought it would be just some dude it was just it's like the meds are in it was some dude who was really fast until he needed to not be fast so that so that she could grab him and put him down yeah like it should be impossible to beat uh it should be impossible to beat uh the quick silver boys yeah i mean but if you just don't have them use their powers it's not that difficult yeah like is there any reason why he couldn't just speed up and run off her like does she really have you know what i also have enchanted beads to control people why would you like have it glowing purple around their neck like have them put it in his pocket it was so lame well i don't think i think the idea is that monica could see that it was glowing purple and that actually was a bit i think i yeah but i don't i don't even understand what her powers are like that i'm very magic no i think she could electromagnetic fields oh so magic is an electromagnetic field i guess magic emits an electromagnetic field magic magical well i just i i like i it was really bad yeah it is it's um it's it's really annoying everything that you wanted it to be after watching the first couple episodes was nothing like how it turned out it was so incredibly disappointing how it started to it how it started to shape up and yeah how all of those setups that were very interesting none of them paid off in any way even approaching well executed or satisfying i think what is fundamental is that the show the show wants to be clever but it's it's not like in the beginning but it's written by simpletons who can't be clever i think it was just that when you watch those first three episodes and you see little hints and stuff you're like oh i mean clearly we're building towards something right what are we doing but then what we find out is in the next episode it's like all of these really mundane explanations that just get dumped on us and then from there on out it just gets worse and worse the more that we have the modern outside world um playing a role i feel like we have the opposite perspective of most people most people seem to think the show got better when it started focusing less on the sitcom stuff what i think the show i think that is the common opinion on this show yeah a lot of people like i i really i wasn't really understanding it at first and then the spectrum is pretty interesting because i think high top is with us on the show lost its way when it stopped being about the sitcom i think the show is super duper confusing in terms of like it's just everything it just like it was a hodgepodge of stuff yeah it just turned into now we have a magic fight now there's robots fighting now there's a weird we have to use a sliding mars rover to get through a red wall now it's just all it they just wanted to kind of have a little of everything in there well yeah it's almost like blowing their load isn't it and now we got all left that ups for captain marvel and dr strange and it's like yeah it turned into what people generally call like that marvel sludge oh yeah yeah yeah that's gorgeous can join yeah it turned into like that man in the wasp you know but in terms of just being like this sort of you know stuff's happening and it's whatever we're not talking about the good shit like ragnarok or civil war or homecoming where there's great conflict and development i see people saying like oh well the show is just about you know wander's group it's like yeah i fucking know that but like what i'm saying is it's not executed very well i get it i understand what the point of the show is but it's not i don't know so how did the plans to the house get inside of her buick well wait i was gonna say like how much do you want we're gonna be repeating all of this we end up doing like an actually oh yeah it's okay yeah we could hold off yeah it's just shows bad guys it's really unfortunate because i think all of us were uh pretty interested in it when it yeah yeah first couple episodes really kind of had me super interested and like as far as the characters that we still have in the mcu um wonder was still pretty high up on that list in terms of she's been she's been damaged quite significantly i would argue uh yeah i mean at the beginning um not now but like before phase four started you know we have spider man who's at the top at the moment um i'm super concerned about Thor even though i thought he was doing really well in infinity war but end game hmm so yeah she was there now now yeah now i'm just like i guess dr strange i'm i'm looking i like dr strange i'm worried about that but he's like i'm gonna get ruined he is like a yes he's fun to watch i'll just see what they do and i i guess now that it's been confirmed in canon that he's weaker than wonder that puts him in a good position to be a more compelling character because he's not all powerful whatever weaker means compared to what wand is because we have no fucking clue what's going on with her i don't understand her powers whereas i do kind of understand dr strange's powers she she bends reality whatever that means she bends riding no i'm not gonna go for um four kings right away because i don't have the okay can you stop grabbing me please thank you that's where i'm at i'm trying to kill sif but i completely lost my way i have no idea what sif is i'm just sort of waddling around would wand division be a four out of ten example lower i probably at a four at the moment but it may well actually be lower than that by the way apparently it does bullshit has tried to join but was unable to oh the last thing he said in chat was these two busy uh james just said in my chat uh could you let the cast know that das is unable to join or maybe he means that he can't join oh okay or is he trying to join i don't know i don't think he's trying to feminism though what are you what what does that got to do with anything that we're talking about feminism what that's the problem but what are you talking about feminism yeah okay all right whatever it's like the protagonist is a woman the main villains a woman and the other protagonist is a woman is that what we're doing are you citing the fact that she said like that women who are super powerful tend to get fucked over historically with the whole witch thing is like well she would say that because that's i mean if that's the origin but that was everyone who was powerful and for doing the witch thing the remember likely sarcasm no there's no way that you could assume that we would believe that sarcasm that's something i believe somebody might say about a lot of different pieces of media earnestly oh yeah he he meant that he's unable like he can't join he's too busy i i was ah well fuck me i'm so fapping with the soldier starts in a couple of weeks and i think we're all really worried it's gonna be shit well zemo is the one i'm most worried about he's got his little purple mask and he's gonna fucking settle down butterfly you agnes was purple too at the whole point of themo is that he was a normal dude well zemo yeah zemo wasn't normal like he was a speck he was special i'm curious but i'm assuming he's super power the thing is like in the comic yeah he's super powers so they might have him walk through a wall and maybe he'll have superpowers that's true he walks through a red wall and now he has a superpower because that's very cool don't it's it's so it's so like dr strange had to earn his powers his fucking hands got fucked up but then he had to travel to katmandu and went to a temple and studied for like two three years like just hardcore about how to become a sorcerer meanwhile monica just walks through a freaking wall captain marvel shoots an engine that's over in goo yeah carol shoots an engine with goo yeah well one that just had the powers like got put in a uh with a stone and then just got more powers i guess at least she had to learn how to get better at using them as opposed to monica who's blocking bullets like a day into her superhero career i think i think she just like stood there and the bullets did the bullet thing i don't think she actually did anything i guess she knew she was bulletproof but like well that's yeah what happens how though because they're all like digital blocks like who cares if they get shot what she would just reassemble yeah i don't get it she knows that they're not real and this is all another conjuration the stakes are all over the place like they're like oh my god so close those kids almost died it's like those kids aren't real yeah yeah they were never like alive to die but for some reason the post-credits scene implies that she's maybe gonna go to another universe to steal those kids like someone else but i guess she i think she came because she didn't learn her lesson without she has right yeah i don't i thought i thought the whole point of the episode was acceptance like oh yeah she's dead get over it your kids didn't exist get over it like yeah you made them up i'm gonna read a bunch of magic and go to a multiverse and why don't you find out you know like there are less magical ways of fine yeah there are less magical waves of fine falling in love and starting a family like you don't have to use spells for that most people manage to start families without magic wait are the kids real i thought that they were like disassembling they were disassembling well okay wait there was real as anything that she creates is i don't know how real that is the show's never explicit about it but well they're totally real who are like um okay well the kids the kids can't be as real as the people who are trapped in there no of course yeah of course but so there's clearly one of those two kids right i think she did hello because they weren't turning into little jigsaws they were turning into jigsaws when the force field broke down yeah just like just like vision and we know that vision can't color it just outside full of lead who the fuck cares she'll just reassemble them and also you don't know that you're bulletproof so you just jump and then die from one bullet and then hey wood still has a whole map a whole uh magazine left so just unload into them anyway i kind of wish he did die it's gonna oh shit you're right that'll pull oh vision i'm disappointed as fuck we should talk less about this i have lots of problems yeah anyway that should probably go to vision putting this super duper memories into robot division it's like oh he'll be back it's like fucking please just let him die please like the more of them yeah they man nobody's ever really gone are they no one's ever really gone they're having their cake and eating it which is just the lamest cheapest way to be a writer ever i'm gonna get real sad the only one that we've had a commitment to his iron man like he's the call it yet the only reason that happened is because he's not coming back the actor you know like yeah yeah your ass they bring him back if he agreed to yeah i don't care if anyone dies anymore because it's just not permanent doesn't mean anything hey for tia dark souls right yeah no right high five look at that dog oh even a dark souls when he died you come back yeah this dog oh just wanted to live in peace and your attack me first yeah i'm gonna have to watch this show and then he starts limping around you monster happy to do that this isn't like other other things where i'm the aggressor okay well actually he's just trying to save you from yourself isn't he like all corrupted can you if you don't kill him here can you summon him in the dlc is that how that works uh i don't know i can't even remember myself that's the wrong tism all right that's another boss down now i truly do not know where i want to go he's the goodest dog oh true well so i guess i have to kill that that hydra now do we need to kill it good question uh yeah according to my chat to kill it okay bringing in the bvse fat movies you said the warehouse fight is the only good live action batman fight what does that mean all right um it's the best it's it's it's the only one that i think is like actually good um the fights in the dark knight trilogy are pretty are pretty off like i i don't know is that is that controversial like the fight in batman begins he can't turn his head so it's really awkward um dark knight has um has some pretty wonky fights as well and like the dark knight rises both of those bane fights are pretty shit dark knight is known for shitty fights yeah whereas like that fight in batman v superman is actually really entertaining to watch and very hard hitting uh yeah like isolation of itself as an action scene and then as an action scene that batman is partaking in access to all of his gadgets and the will to fucking damage people we're just fucked up havel but i haven't killed sif or is mauler being referred to as the norwegian uh i killed sif yeah oh man i'm just fucking blasting through these homeless bones yeah i think i probably need to buy more who sells them i picked up a whole bunch from a chest i can't remember which one now i fucking thought it was i yeah i got a lot of them the warehouse fight scene is the best scene in superhero film nah i wouldn't go that far because like character wise nothing's happening superhero film in any way yeah all superhero film i i think that's i think that's the statement but no i i think that um i think that i mean even if we're talking about fight scenes i feel like the the fight scene between um iron man cap and bucky is is a lot stronger oh that's a good one that's a really good fight it yeah it's not just that the fight itself is really entertaining to watch in every every one of them is using their powers and and i think it's the music the music is awesome too but it's also just the character that's informing it because the batman v superman one there isn't really character informing it it's just a really fun fight scene yeah in in batman vs superman fights the less character involved the better uh yeah we wrote those guys uh no fucking hydro kill so annoying um well somebody said forgot about that oh you forgot about that one yeah but i would still appeal to other scenes as well like i think that there are other scenes that are a lot stronger and other like i prefer the iron man and Thanos fight uh to the one in arm to the batman vs superman okay i like what that one represents and no i haven't killed sif yet i'm gonna go do that right now what have you done what have you done actually i'm probably in the lead now for killed bosses but i not feel like they're not hard hey i've been kind of putting myself up for the rest of the run i've been getting the the very large ember and uh i've been killing havel so i get the ring yeah i just killed havel too and uh so yeah my my weapon is plus 15 oh fuck off you got plus where do you get chunks from uh new londo these notes um stupid hydro so fucking annoying true oh fuck you sorry yeah sorry but i'm gonna sit down here in case this is my save buffer when's the darkest race that's never happening i say that i can't sit down by this buffer well i mean don't you like it when you're fighting uh that that fuck off you're behind you're behind the hilt of his sword and then he grabs you with his sword isn't that fun i remember when metal was experimenting with the um the mimics and he was literally standing behind it then we're just like yeah yeah and doxels two fans will say hey you should not be doing it that way you get punished you should know not stand behind the enemy when he's attacking forward iron man versus thanos is way better emotionally but it has some tism if you think about what thanos could be doing i mean yeah the the stones are definitely there are issues with the stones but it's also worth remembering that like thanos isn't going to lose this fight and i mean in that one i would genuinely like give the room that when he when eyeman's hadn't told him uh thanos is like come on like he wants him to do his best he can to defeat him rather than just you know poof you're a spaghetti like your spaghetti yeah exactly when he's like all that for a drop of blood like he's allowing iron man to do his most just to prove that he he knows that he can't win yeah but that excuse doesn't work that well for me in the earlier parts of the fight just go forward please if i get an end game though the fact that all three of them can't beat thanos with zero stones is such bullshit i think we talked about it recently but you should have just had the black the they're the black order right you should have just had them be there and and make it harder for them so have it be like three versus six can his head like do something where i can hit it but that fight is really cool though i mean there are things in the fight that i like it's just fucking kidding me right now even that thanos is even competitive against over here yeah i think it's more for special effects and cgi but it's a little disappointing to see all these combo moves do you fuck all yeah that just has the spinning sword you know so he can block it yeah like you see Thor power iron man up and it looks like they've actually created a system for it like i am as doing it deliberately and thaws away and then like you just deflects it with his fucking head do something else i'm fucking kidding me right now i forgot to buy the crest or a torus son of a bitch doesn't thanos want to kill tony so why is he drawing out the fight what i'm saying is like yeah he is gonna stop tony but like he's not gonna lose this fight and he knows it so like he's i mean if you don't mean like he's not thanos tests people throughout the movie um yeah he tests star lord um he's like more like the you know a bit of a cheap thing shown on infinity what all you want guys but like it's way fucking better than a lot of serious but now i can't hit this fucking head like this do something else stronger than a lot of i mean it's certainly stronger than endgame like infinity war is probably like a six if you had to even though i like it a lot more than that and fucking endgame is a two um but yeah he tests star lord as well and he's like will you shoot gamora to stop me and remember because thanos is kind of pissed that he's the only one who's willing to make the sacrifice that is his people weren't and so he's like really interesting interested to see it in these humans which death scene would you say is better logans or tony as i think logans hit me more uh how do i how do i kill this one i'm legit as does work what do you mean it doesn't work it's always over there it's always too far away i think when it comes to logan or tony it's funny because the if you take it in isolation it's always as much as left as much as tony's death scene is really great the big issue is that he shouldn't have even needed to die like if the battle if there is no way that this is the one and only way that they could have been thanos those stones should have been flown out of there have the fight and then i don't know or like have captain marvel snap do the thing you know like he really didn't need to die so that's kind of a problem but um hey metal the dark souls right yeah do the thing i don't know it's just moving further over there come on wait what are you doing i'm trying to hit this last fucking dumbass head of the hydra we're just moving further to the left all the time and i can't get there in time i don't know what the fuck is happening keep not sitting at filing shrine fuck me that's embarrassing it's even fuck off spider man ruin tony's ending by talking you're wrong huh somebody said spider man ruined tony's death by talking to him what's wrong he definitely should have been there we're talking about characters who are significant to tony spider man is one of them in this universe how do i go fire mode as well i wonder if that fucks up goes faster ghosts don't like fire right guys uh yeah they don't like fire they don't like burger king tarkas is a beast also high rags hello yeah yeah the tarkas would be good friends of rags they're right no damage at all oh somebody saying like it's the Wakanda battle stupid yeah the Wakanda battle is fucking idiotic it's really even my family had an issue with that when watching it there were there's so many normies they were like wait why are they opening the wait stop what are they doing i don't know i wish rodin was there though rodin was there what are you talking about rodin was the one who found him first they had yeah the it's very they did it the way they were supposed to everybody who should be there is there everybody who should i've never seen this happen with the hydra i just can't reach it tony and peter and their relationship is one of the few only good it's one of the shows of in the endgame yeah i'm gonna try oh what a fucking waste of time fuck off uh do you think that batman could be good i hope it is um because i love batman i really hope it is and i i like that trailer but who knows of this i mean this dce u ark has just been fucking hell we have we told them about ackelman we've seen ackelman man fucking awful it's not it is absurd i don't know what i don't understand yeah in a way that i don't feel any other dc movie is absurd aquaman is absurd people try to kind of they're like yeah the film knows it's crazy it's like i don't care if the film knows it's crazy oh i don't think i don't think the film even recognizes how stupid it is you know it either yeah i don't think it cares so far either doesn't recognize or not gonna fit me in the face all right i don't think it is so far away i think the film believes that it has an odd for like author and it really doesn't are we allowed to summon sif for menace no fuck no dude i'll be menace it's gonna be way easier to do that i guess i don't i don't know how this all what's happening this just doesn't work you guys are playing remastered the s1 right uh-huh yeah yeah yeah there's your answer chatter self aware cringe what like you think the film is self aware of like you can call the ocean master like is that the self aware cringe or what i'm gonna kill this guy take his potential he gave you head fuck off why would you do that what he gave you the key to the seal why would you kill him i already know his future he's gonna get eaten by a ghost hi you are no different than the others wow how depressing is this he helps you out and he's like oh you're killing me how unfortunate for me hey god you monster oh look after fucking 50 times he did the moves i can hit him that was the fucking worst holy shit are we honest you sound unhappy i've never seen this i forgot to get the ring from uh this island that was insane oh well you don't know i had now everything i had now every meaningful kind of helps with the hydra it drops them yeah fucking hilarious that explosion every time from off screen explosions are funny was it worse than the rafters it was just annoying because i know he does this move normally i've never seen the hydra do the fucking sideways move it just gets farther away from you every time pretty fucking insane green titan i i don't need that oh man that was that was a fucking waste of time like crazy you guys will see it in the in the mini but when we went into aquaman we we we started i think we had a brief conversation about how amoral the the dce superheroes are like they're all evil basically um we said our athletes probably not going to be too bad there's only one thing that's kind of questionable other than that third axe plays out that's like oh god he might be the worst one in terms of being a hero okay i'm going to shit but yeah you're nailing the octopus drummer yeah i'm not a people he kills directly we were very happy with the octopus drummer yeah made us a big a big laugh who's a good dude need rusted ring for hydra is are we counting those um you don't have to kill well i guess according to chat you have to kill one of them to get to the dlc so technically yes counting one of them but not the other you don't have to kill the ash and lake one yeah because nobody wants to have to do that okay no you ow don't whip me with your hands get me with your rhythm stick i'm sorry me by kyle him this might be an interesting question for all of us uh what would you say is the best lord of the rings uh battle um i'd say the one with the least issues is aim on a hand i i uh love helenor fields but the nas ghoulish he kind of ruins the best parts i like the one where the ghost just go blah and everything dies i mean the problem is it's hard because i kind of love like i love i love them all yeah i got the uh i got the butterfly aim on hand helms deep fucking uh menace tyrath it's all oh jeez i can whip the shit run whoa uh-oh jane thank you for the gift that's no good oh no stop following me i feel like helms deep is the obvious choice but the least issues well i don't know i don't know about least issues or favorite it's kind of hard to helenor is my favorite um the charge for the row here is kind of a all-time high for battle moments for yeah yeah that's uh oh really really ranks highly who's that like what's your least favorite it's like dude like it's so you know what i mean least favorite that's not i feel like my my most favoritist but just not quite my most favoritist is the others a lot of the rings yeah that's what i was gonna do curl a master i thought that i could get to there from where i was but maybe i took a wrong turn i think we can get there from here though maybe i'm just way off i don't really spend much time in this like foresty looking place yeah i find the ring and i can go and not get attacked by your shleems nice shit where's the next bonfire fucked uh so since games becoming movies are a thing who do you want to write direct slash act in a dark souls movie high rags high fort high mootl and last but not least and they cut themselves a little bit uh but a dark souls movie even be good i don't think so i don't know so you'd have to have a story yeah you have to make that one up and the story is just all the things 90 minutes of spectacle i guess i don't really see it i feel like dark souls is it's kind of like metroid almost where it's very much a story which utilizes being a video game well no like it has a story it's just that it feels more appropriate in a video game than a film i mean it only has like you could get away theoretically with a good tomb raider it has more it's just that you have to do a lot of work like you can't really adapt you could adapt the world but you would have to write a plot to make it work as a film well i guess what i'm appealing to is that if you wanted to do like an unshartered film you could just do unshartered too like you could just take that script and make a few changes and it's just dropped a tight night shot at this lab oh i actually prefer oh yeah apparently they have a really low chance to do that i would have preferred a chunk maybe you could have it be like that the man what's that guy you meet oscar at the beginning of the game maybe well no i mean making up the obvious choice is just to do the war between the dragons and men why wouldn't you do that um well it wouldn't be more interesting like i i kind of prefer the fact that dark souls is set after that war like in the shit times that's what i find interesting about it i like the idea that the story is set when the world is kind of fucked do both i don't know uh i mean i guess you could do both but would it be would have my game crashed just now i mean we've got the game for that that's why i would assume it would be cool to explore the other with the film well i mean i guess we could explore something different or we could just adapt the game my game just randomly crashed uh-oh sorry oh but yeah video game movies do seems to be a thing now borderlands movie more combats back um uncharted's coming out next year uh one bus behind yeah the borderlands movie has like a lot of actual actors in it though like it's a pretty short cape land ship and like generally codified jack black if match doing the hydro again no it should should save should have saved there gonna be a better show oh look at you don't take all the time i imagine you can make a dark so a dead space movie would be cool i think a dead space movie would be cool yeah yeah dead space is really well primed to be a movie um real is a shame that what happened with that series like i uh i think that the thing that i was fascinated what i found out was the dead space two was not commercially successful because when it came out i remember i was talking about it yeah everyone loved it it cost um it cost uh i think 60 million was a production budget plus 60 million for marketing so it needed to sell like six million copies to break even that's so close missing the fucking shortcut shame the game is so good is there enough story for dead space to be a movie absolutely absolutely yeah you have ishimura and a just seven you have that part of it you have the potential to do a prequel involving the sovereign colony armed forces and all the unitology stuff oh fuck oh no yeah you have the unitology aspect you have a lot of stuff that happens on titan station in dead space two and you have the potential if you want it to be more mystery drama you could have ishimura cleanup uh which you know happened between dead space one and two you have um all the other stuff that happens fuck where's the in the the earth solar system earth solar system yeah i mean i couldn't imagine you don't know how it ends like i think visceral kind of saw the writing on the wall when it came to what was going to happen to dead space and so they're like fuck it make sure that like kind of end it all it's all over everyone's dead the marker just fucking mooned earth it's all done it's over ea can't do anything else with dead space like the story's over here well i mean that's an interesting way to interpret it because i feel like you could still do a dead space for with that ending yeah i guess you could um like in a little bit that was what they wanted dead space for it's the lead to next like they actually had a minute healing it is fucking i mean i guess you could you know and just be like yeah it's over because i think that the in terms of atmosphere and story i think the original dead space really nailed the whole like ship and space creepy thing going on vibe they just they nailed it really well so there's a lot of stories to tell in the dead space and i mean as far as characters go isaac is a pretty cool character uh i think like i really i really like the idea of this like lowly engineer who's just been thrust into this insane circumstance and is doing his best to uh to stop it um i mean you could have you could easily expand on that you could have like the story start with his relationship from the coal or something and then you know cut to a little bit later um the ship's gone dark of course he wants to go and help out because that's the ship that his girlfriend's on and then i think that there is a you have to ultimately start off with the decision of do we want to have a dead space game as a movie or do we want a movie that is adjacent to dead space games where it takes place in the universe where there is an immense amount of room and places and stuff it's basically like star wars with your level of options on how much you could do because there's so much going on um i would um yeah you get a lot of options for me apparently uh the people who made dead space doing a game called callisto protocol callisto protocol coming out in 2022 um an upcoming third person survival horror game um it is the studio striking bounded by glenn schofield but in the smith who recently who had previously co-created dead space it's set in the same universe as player unknowns battlegrounds but several centuries in the future okay that's weird that that has a universe it's not a dumb game where people drop on an iphone first try sif add to your loaders a little bit i know estus i just use humanity but i i i need you to make up some time here badly it's not like it's so divorced from pubg that you know it's like you don't see how pubg could be anything except a video game oh you don't even get a lot of fire after sif it's like apex legends lore like who gives a fuck this clearly like doesn't work this isn't a universe you just want a battle royale game i think apex legends they want the reason why they wanted to have lore is because they had titanfall that was a universe with lore and characters and well there it's all about the lore is just like shitty comic book pages that you pick up and things like that and it's blurbs on articles like they really want to try in i don't know i don't know if they want to like make a diet overwatch with a story and everything all right so we got you but the fly uh i'm i'm excited for calisto protocol you london it is i guess you killed uh the kings just now right no i don't kill kings no i mean no i just hope that it's all you do them quite quickly sorry i died to them quite quickly oh so yeah four kings is like the i'd say the last dps check in the game like they they fucking hurt and they have a lot of help if you can dominate them then you can dominate them uh somebody said i'm sorry actually he wasn't he didn't kill us three super chats i'll just read him out um if there was enough story in the first line of a new hope to make rogue one there's surely enough story to make a dead space movie yep well yeah yeah yeah like but the the thing is with dead space you've had three games in a world that clearly has a lot of size to it and um there's a lot going on and there's a lot hinted at going along going on either in terms of prequels you know the stuff you come across the things that happen like take out like titan station right is huge you could you could literally have a game where it's just some guy in titan station some other guy of dead space two are happening and you have to like deal with it yeah yeah absolutely um you could i mean they they did it too in an interesting way but remember dead space two had multiplayer it had a necromorph versus humans multiplayer well that was well you can be a station security god right you could be that guy who's you're just a dude and you're like what the fuck is going on you're just like paul blart space cop and you have no idea what's just happened to this titan station and you have to deal with it and there's a lot of potential to do character work and they could get really cool because we know what the marker does so you know what happens to the normal person's perspective when marker stuff happens yeah do you just assume it's always going to be a bad end for the player and they just have to deal with it and do whatever they can before they go crazy and die or are you going to be special in some way or what are you a scientist working on the marker and you have something that could resist its effects are you you know what are there's a lot of options for what you could do are you a unatologist who's hardcore into it and you become disillusioned or does the game just say no fuck it you're a unatologist and you're totally on board and there's nothing wrong with anything that you think fucking go for it i mean you could explore all of these in the well not all of these but some of these in the same movie like have a couple of main characters and just follow them uh as the outbreak is happening yeah i mean if you want to make it a bunch of short games where it's just each short game is a new person on a new place in the dead space universe all dealing with you know the markers effects and necromorph spookies everywhere yeah they could be anything from you're a soldier in the scalf dealing with all that nonsense or you're a janitor on titan station or you are a miner on the ishimura or you're just some electrical technician on ages seven the dead space director is making a new horror game so i hope that's good although it takes place in the pub to the universe of several reasons yeah we already i think that's more marketing than anything else honestly let's hope so because i don't see how the pub g universe can be a universe um review how not to be a millennial it takes all the bad seeds that were planted by boomers and raised by the gen X and and blame it on millennials i'm a zoomer and i think it's unfair and not disgusting i'm a little confused by the question but i mean i might but that sounds interesting as a thing oh fuck yeah you're right killer i forgot about that i was actually gonna do that so i forgot uh any interesting outriders the demolition caravan i'm in regression uh so people are grinding i've had multiple people right rocket oh um but i've had multiple people recommend outriders to me um okay so i i'm i will check it out i think i'm just hesitant to start a new thing right now um but yeah i'm i'm gonna look into it dude you're getting in early like nice people say four kings is a dps jack but in new game plus it's more of a stamina check uh right so you think the dead space one mass effect one in dragon age origins are the best of their trilogies um let's go one let's go one at a time time so let's start with uh dead space um none of them are bad so that space is really solid in terms of its quality gameplay wise um i i like i think as to which i don't know if dead space one or two is my favorite i think the first first favorite or best favorite or best uh okay fuck um the fuck i need to get the one ring tessam all right well all right uh i'm not one time i'm just thinking i i need to get this weird ring thingy in your londo for the drop to the kings right you killed syph right you need to kill syph i just killed syph yeah you have the ring yeah then you have the ring oh okay well there you go uh mole apply jedi night no i do not know which is better dead space one or two um right because they're both really good i'd have to replay them uh to because i think we have to get into details when we talk about which one's better it's not just like i can't snap to an answer dead space one is more i guess it's more simple and dead space two is more refined um i mean it clearly just plays better it's a newer game uh it is i don't know i i'll tentatively say that dead space two is probably better in terms of like maybe animations and how that translates into combat things of that nature i it's probably i'm trying to think of like maybe which one is harder to cheese because i have for reference i have all of the achievements and when i played on xbox i got all of the achievements for both these games i played them a shit ton i love them um but i haven't played them in a very very long time now so a lot of this is based on memory so i don't know i honestly don't know which one's better which one i enjoy more also tough they're basically equal um thoughts on the batwoman ratings is season three real it is very real yeah i mean sure i get renewed for season three it is like it will not be cancelled it is going i think that's how it works when it's renewed people's contracts get signed up you got production getting prepared yeah it's happening we also need to do the mass effect dragon age one too of which one's the best or what they ask is the first installment the best of these three trilogies quote unquote trilogies um don't remember the path to where i used to go here i like mass effects one the most of the three i don't think it's mechanically the best but i think a lot of that comes down to the fact that it's in it's far more of an rpg in terms of gameplay than the other ones are and kind of the same thing can be said for dragon age origins i've played origins in two in origins is better and it's my favorite of the two but dragon age two isn't bad no don't don't don't do it no i'm good i'm a bird i figure i might stop reading suit because i i imagine that when i started there was something that hadn't been read yet so i don't want to make it too confusing when you eventually go over them uh let's try and address each question if if you want to give us a list we can go through this stream super if molla has a list then i i'd be able to tell which ones i didn't read because i know which one was the first one that i uh that i did start reading um i guess once i wait until molla beats this boss you send a big pimple faggot after me dude the fucking i can't say that's 2021 i'm just glad it wasn't me this time um yeah i'm i'm it's fine i've got him um molly got to play sakuro best from software game i perhaps someday for sure oh look i don't know where to go here i don't remember angry sentence at moller what play sakuro oh oh no but i'm playing doxels no oh no oh no oh no that all the stupid people ding dang i probably be okay all right yeah yeah toss the coin to your discharge obig of the undead that's the that's the tune huh is that a hyrax hey uh oh molly ds2 level one broken sword run when hyrax no hey there i'm stun locked cool i just wanted to jump down there but uh we hate the wood edge shit i don't know how many ghosts those were but it's worth probably all of them bring in the oh yeah i read though now if it's lucky agnes didn't put a simple but quite effective chant on the necklace it's a good thing there's not gonna spell the attack the necklace in the mcu don't even get us fucking started on the rules of magic don't even get us started oh she should just win from the get go and somehow she loses i love they do this thing where they're like just like visual storytelling i guess it's like you know you got this witch tied up and a team of witches is attacking her and she fucking nukes them all including the leader you're like whoa she's powerful and then she's like fucking with scarlet witch too it's like this woman she's like the most powerful creature in the universe like no she lost yeah i'm sorry for that that's probably the path of the playthrough where mucley has the advantage just because he did a playthrough recently just probably knowing where you need to go well we gotta kill the four lord souls right i think that's what everyone's doing yeah i'm just having a hard time remembering where i need to go in new london ruins i got the weird sealed key and then i got gang raped by all the ghosts on the map sorry what did anyone just say that i said i got gang raped by ghosts oh and that i need to find the path to where i need to go i think it's just down somewhere and then get rid of the water i don't remember where this exactly you have to go in the spoof house and go down the stairs oh okay let's let's find the spoof house then i guess today is uh apex legends has launched on switch oh my god nita oh golly god g wow i always love it i mean like good for them i guess they have the option but yeah i'm not playing a fucking switch thanks so yeah i feel i don't know maybe here's this thing if you play with a just throw some numbers at you if you're playing on the consoles and you are playing with a controller against other like console players i think good you have well let's put this way i if i play apex legends on pc and someone plays with a controller they have 40 aimbot like with with a one with one being aimbot they the aim assist is at a point four compared to a point six on consoles so like it's uh it's it's very frustrating sometimes to have to deal with you're like oh did you be closed because halo has a crossplay so like you're playing in people have aim assist well you've got mouse and keyboard with your own assist but there are so many problems with yeah they have it has snap aiming as well and it has the aim assist so so yeah thanks 343 you guys are awesome i love i love how you ruined well those games still shine strong god damn isn't tough sometimes play that game spawning into gunfire so much fun like i remember there was one match where i spawned and then died immediately to a sniper like and and another guy so we we've both got sniped at the same time yeah the spawns and in the mcc or it's ass and halo can beat me i don't remember them being that bad though originally like i definitely feel like that's an mcc you're junky fucking preach springy yeah oh it's about all the issues with mcc no don't do it i play it like basically every day that's really struggle sometimes how can there be a fifth king who died piss off ghost i understand that i don't please explain it's that one from uh civil war right it's wait a minute it's very many things it's for many references in that reference oh god oh that's not like you could just get hurt in real life i had to kill five kings ridiculous so they're dead those bungles rip rip rip racist oh yeah go here to the spoof house and then there should be stairs that lead down don't that just need to jump down there or is there stairs inside i do not remember first let me beat up those ghosts leave them alone they're just trying to enjoy their lives you're the intruder know you trying no reason to throw lightning at me oh missing fbi witness we didn't oh fuck allowing him to have access to a phone and the paperclip and just casually that was fun why don't you just give him all these things for him to do stuff with it's great that's just some good old-fashioned bad writing right there hey oh that's a very creepy looking dude oh wow my character looks the best out of all the three of them apparently huh i'm bald and i used to have black hair well i will i'm dead you're dead i'm black and i used to have bald hair wait i'm black from the waist up okay i got the water all right cool outfit for this run thingy especially when i haven't played it in so long look guys i'm a skeleton man i'm a skeleton man skeleton man fuck you you don't know what you're talking about breaking that good breaking bad is the good yes yeah if you're doing a quality build join the forest folks and push shiva off the cliff you'll get a mura murakumo and you load back in fuck you just called me murakumo is a really good weapon yeah but we don't catch fucking you well i would say that we we three are too good for stuff like that no true i mean yeah by the thing we're bonky boys mount havels uh uh uh i'm not rolling as fast as i'd like to i guess okay guys okay guys put your corpse this year we're talking about this it's no one yeah sure of course there was no one again i don't even know what i want to do now there wasn't an accident i drowned just these thousands of people yeah fucking likely story i'll go to the crystal caves wait for me for tier i like when i tried to do a joke with everyone and in the call and no one is responding what the hell did you say the joke one more time no it's it's it was no beginning all right it could have been good because there's like a few corpses here this is one of the reasons why metal is crying all the time yeah people want to appreciate his humor i'm too busy watching tutorials on gesture drawing all right it's it's serious business do you have any uh favorite gestures no not really it's just um it's just you know like art fundies practice which i've been doing a lot over the last couple of weeks as i'm trying to get ready to start working on that free comment it's just i don't know you know it's one of those things where it's like you've been drawing for a long time and you're like man i probably should like actually well not a long time like three or four years it's just like fuck me i really need to like just look at the fundamentals again like i i uh i definitely got taught them i got taught them but i don't think i absorbed it at all um which isn't the fault of the people who are instructing me on that i think that they were doing a good job oh i don't think i quite understood how valuable even just like form and and and stuff like that is so uh that's kind of been my focus for the last few weeks mm-hmm it's like orio's on you know figure drawing and uh what exactly does an eye look like holy shit oh my god there's so many of them help my favorite gestures i think i like waving like when you wave to people i like that oh that's friendly approachable nice and easy um it's like the same high i like yeah i like when people like sit down and they sort of lean back a little bit and maybe rest on an arm potentially an elbow that's a nice gesture you know to be in i've never really thought about that um very good choices uh yeah i like those two those are pretty good um notorious is that the one you need to jump down i like finger guns uh yes where you go no no wait it's something of the abyss i think traverse yeah it says traverse the abyss that's the that's the description so three s this uh but only a 4 000 soul so who fucking gives a shit just jump down this staircase goes down a long time i mean could just fucking jump down i don't even know why i'm walking downstairs three s this i's gotta be fine right can it change the rings again when i'm down here what uh what weapon do you have club club plus 10 well good luck uh oh bad rolling that's no bueno so agnes can just give out powers with necklaces oh you are a chunk he grabbed me i'm probably dead i have no idea if fucking speeds to man got his power from that i don't know what the fuck's happening in that show i already said that on my tweet i was like looking back i don't know what the hell was going on the whole time it's magic all right it's magic yeah don't question it unless you go and we grab again this is fun yes so much health holy fuck oh you kill see see all right i think foot here is currently in the lead folks and forgets no i'm not i still have to go better chaos it's gonna take me like five hours oh save an hour for last i think oh wait probably not actually dlc is probably gonna be saved for last i guess i think i'm saving uh four kings for last i'll call them be as high as the level i can before i kill them uh how we meant skeleton bitch look up now what are your opinions on calamit calamit's the only one that i regret not including as a positive when i was making shitting on like the uh monster bad guys and doxels because they're typically not that great but calamit's pretty good from what i remember yeah i've just got so many against dragons because of medea uh two again god damn it i don't kill them fast enough medea slays the dragon she is the dragon a lot of that much don't fuck with medea i wore dragon her name through the mud man it's it's funny when you think about like art stuff it's even because i never even think about something like hey where are you holding oh nice three of them now i'm so i should probably not even bother using my humanities anymore sorry ringing what are you saying that all time uh what i was just saying was one of the interesting things is like you don't well maybe i don't think about it because i'm an idiot but like just even things like how exactly holding the pencil might actually just you know change the way that you approach it like it just listens to this one it's like hey how about like hold pencil loosely so that you're not big or stiff like an idiot and i sweat like you immediately the pose looks better so drop attack do it so where's those chunks in your london now there's one behind the luxury wall okay there's one behind the blob okay those are all i know and then you can kill the the the giants in sense fortress they drop one each oh wait i probably i need to uh one of another ember i guess which one do i need sorry who did oh i don't even i actually got that chunk uh which ember do i need for 15 very large oh they're respawning this dude too no one okay sorry which ember do i need you're the answer to very large oh it's called very large okay that's very large ember uh where's that one again uh it's in new londo as well okay that one is a bit harder to explain because you have to navigate through the like staircases and stuff jammie dodgers jammie dodgers you jolly ranchers when john let him drown kent watched passively as bullies dragged his son out of their car and pushed him to the ground parent of the year well it's in line with what he believes let him drown as john would say if you don't kill it first king before or during the second one showing up just give up yeah that was uh when the the third one showed i was like that's probably not going to be worth using all those humanities yeah i just killed c third julius so i'm in the lead i'm actually not sure who's in the lead right now because we're all taking different paths yeah depends on how you rate it have you killed you killed straight even right yeah yeah so we've both got a lord's shard or whatever because i got the four kings but it's not gonna take you long to get the four kings i don't know if it's i can't remember you get like two lord souls and three lord shards or whatever right uh hold a shard i don't remember i don't know i think uh oh oh come on fuck off i have no idea where i am ghost oh that's not the way oh my god club work for me baby uh all this aquaman talk is making me miss wolf more i mean he he did make a very good video expressing just how shit that film is but we will do our best when the efab movies arrive for that one mm-hmm no i haven't killed four kings why don't you drop chunks at this point come on work with me who was i wish i know right gotcha do as i say not as i do yeah that one um i'll donate man fuck these guys agreed i'll donate another uh seven hundred dollars if you guys skip the dc aug i'm sorry it must be done too deep can't turn back now i know the top part of two of the giants but i i don't remember the bottom one okay i need to find the stupid ember somewhere i don't even know you know i couldn't drop the fucking thing selfish bug yeah the dc aqua soldier on no mercy and you guys seem far go the series thoughts um i watched it with rags we liked season saw a couple seasons season two less so a little weirder yeah a little fun i guess then came oh season three we didn't watch because i'd already seen it and it's terrible believe me right i'm protecting you i believe you that's what happens when you spam your buttons too much gaming 22 four hours if there was enough story in the first line of a new oh wait yeah you read that one out rongo space director i don't have to be a millennial um any interest in outriders the demo that you carry over items in progress so people are grinding it like rags on a red rocket also high rags hi um yeah i've i've had multiple people recommend that game to me so i will probably check it out later i have an interest in it for fuck's sake these fucking guys are annoying as shit well annoying ass shit the annoying is juicy is there like any items down here i thought there were any i guess not all right this is gonna take a lot of time where you go snack boy just don't know where the fucking schnitzel is i only have two s's left you're gonna go fight nito with two astas guess old gas have 13 humanity all right because you never used those for healing so i have two s's nothing else yeah the one that said people say four kings the dps check when new game plus it's more of a stamina check i'm not sure what the specific differences are but like the more stamina you have the more hits you can dole out less the more damage you deal in lots of ways so like there is a connection between dps and stamina they aren't like definitely by drawing or some batwoman ratings oh yeah we read that one out too um i mean we'll at least be getting did you yeah yeah because we talked about um whether or not the season three will be happening and oh got you we have reason to believe it will but like i don't want to as if i know that any of this stuff will definitely or definitely not happen you know could announce tomorrow that is cancelled for all i know yeah where is the amber i needed for the shleem bleems the one thing i told you to avoid metal wet mm-hmm the fuck you just say to me uh regarding arnie's charisma i think he stands out because his voice is so cartoony and he's a big man which makes him sound like an austrian nuke kick him oh i mean he's just a wonderful hilarious teddy bear but you'll want him to be in you're moving him out of night night shards fuck he would have improved justice league and anybody actually deny that i don't think so no i totally agree aquaman use your power come on do it i can freeze your water don't kill the crap people come on don't do it do you think we can do it mr freeze i believe in us yes don't lose hope you can't be frozen with humanity gotcha uh more and spirall were reading them before you came free as i think you got them all so how are you today if that was directed at free he is currently muted how is everyone today though let's expand it for tier you find i'm well i'm doing all right i'm doing good i just don't need us uh what about you metal i'm doing all right i'm just struggling to find this amber i have no fucking clue where it is so we're probably gonna waste a lot of time and probably not gonna win because of that because i don't remember where to go it's in yeah that's the problem it's in new lando it's upstairs from one of the it's one of the rooms that had one of those big goopy sludge man in it wait sludge man yeah they'll step here they spawn like little heads that explode and stuff okay also like all the way on the bottom after you get rid of the water right i like that every time i come back to uh a quilano or quite like sister she's like killed the servant he just he like flops every time i tell prayer he's like oh like he hates you but he's dead like all right his group is always here so every time i come here he's like did you kill his um did you kill his goopy uh bits that come out of him no i just sat down by the bonfire and reset him yeah hex or yeah that's now do i kill quilano for the fire keeper thing i mean i already did the only problem is that you can't teleport away from this bonfire but do i need to at this point well is a bonfire really close to you anyway not that's true that is actually fucking true that is so fucking true what i just said oh wait i should have maybe i already have a fire keeper swallowing oh well oh it's it just gives you the key so it's not there so it's only this much to go now hi all right i'm coming for you seeth and your dribble it's top doxels three bosses for me it's gale dancer and solar cinder i think there's any hope oh wait so that's the first question what do you guys reckon uh mine is dancer i'm not sure i go back to where it came from well where exactly though mine's probably solar cinder i really do like that thing i love it it's really cool i get goose bumps every time i hear gwin's theme in the one yeah checked well you just so fun like i've been watching um where i saw someone play through dark souls three like i was as i was watching them play like face solar cinder it's just so cool how they basically made him literally every player who's ever gone through there i mean his different faces just yeah very suitable and very very cool fucking from software they know their shit dude sometimes there's a weird shit but that's the b team that doesn't exist but every time it's bad it's the b team oh that i'm going way back i don't better chaos is the b team better chaos is nobody's team that one was just it's so sorry speaking of i'm heading there right now and i'm fucking terrified well you you got some stuff first you got to kill uh centipede demon yeah true true and the uh this is another asylum demon what are the good ones from dark souls three backs are the entrance okay lauren and lawthrack i guess they're pretty cool it's a pretty interesting variation of a boss fight you know which one is not good sage no it's not at all no it's bad you might even say it's goopy oh you son of a haw big boys we're big boys hell yeah doesn't work god damn it buddy are you gonna take it off for this fight though i'm afraid i tried to kill you there's a delay when i start walking there i said yes and then you said no not that way right um i think there's any hope for amazon lord of the rings no no i'm a pessimism zistixism cyst the disgusting it's okay i know this all right sometimes you gotta have been honed and trained based on a lot of previous information though yep i'm generally quite the optimist but um not with these days i was missed time though optimism ain't what i'm feeling also high rags hello yeah i wouldn't imagine anybody is feeling a little optimistic right now optimism tizm but hey we'll give it a chance probably better than one division hopefully ow didn't you love ralph boner i love it when they shot shot shot on my investment in this show also why would wander ever believe this randy is her brother i don't know especially when she seems surprised by it like she didn't even do it i have no idea what's going on like i said i feel like that last episode kind of just made me realize like i never knew what was happening in the whole show i was just hoping one day it would all sort of make sense and come together in a wonderful way and then i guess like i was in my own little magical place of wonder that i had created so thematically you know it checks out reality media hit you in the face like all right okay oh f***ing hell there it is cheers leo uh all right so now that i wasted a f*** ton of time i'm probably gonna have a hard time catching up again nobody's having bad luck right now from what i understand i just i'm on my way to cast come on i'm not getting the knowledge right now and i didn't have oh f*** he followed me all the way he busted busted you are an ugly man sir oh wow there's something about calling someone like insulting someone and then calling them sir don't you just wrote don't buy do it i'll back to nap okay wait can i not warp to andre's bonfire is another thing yeah undead parish undead oh there it is just blind you go eat you go eat and i think i'm just going for the underground thing now too because i don't i don't know where to get more chunks to get enough damage i think you need to sit down there bonfire to be able to warp to it or does lighting it you knew that would happen i did nothing to stop it it's like i wanted to piss myself off uh what was your question uh do you those just sitting okay do i have to sit down by a bonfire to be able to warp to it or does lighting it suffice i'm sorry i was so distracted but something i'm fully listening now what was your question no mind chat that's okay you better get out of the way all right two tight net chunks nice okay that's a button you could press a f***ing rugby tackle these people when they're in your way just get out of the just pick them up by their foot and start slamming them back and forth like the hulk with low key where you're from so who am i referring to just anybody who stands in your way in doxel true agreed like we're the f***ing fancy little b***h go ahead mule has killed four kings mule has killed sieve for tia has killed sieve and nito yeah that's that's that's about right yep f*** i thought nito was supposed to be difficult did you lose like a divine weapon you just f*** them up i just f*** them up where the f*** is the way to tizm guy it's meant to be deal you're running around in a circle right oh wait do i need to take the right there hi rags hey what's on the fully loaded baked potato sausage video from ordinary sausage i have not seen that video i'm not prepared to comment on it wouldn't want to misrepresent anything that maybe yeah like that was incredible i will say okay dance blood born good average or bad i would say oof it's between average and good yeah we're just pretty hot take i don't even chat is ready for that i'm gonna be very upset i'm pretty sure we meant that's pretty clear as soon as they watch the play through as a blood boy you should know by now doesn't mean i don't love it okay chat you put put your guns down no put them up fight me bitch well too old do you consider speed runners finding exploits objective flaws same question with speed runners finding glitches i mean there are objective flaws since they didn't begin to be found i mean in the sense that they're called glitches like kind of by definition yeah like you can't stop them from being flaws it's just um i guess hello i don't have a gun i'm gonna go this way hello goodbye i'm don't have a gun sorry i'm talking i'm talking this guy and daisy and i don't have a gun hello i don't have a gun i'm friendly too yes no oh sorry i do have a gun i don't have bullets for the gun i guess i was already in peace mode how the fuck did i get hit by the no i can i'm gonna pale attack when he doesn't have a pale anymore that's embarrassing it would be rude to my friends he hit you with his nub whoa he grabbed me he's trying to know me let me go stop chomping chomp him do we chompy chomp motherfucker chompy his little swedish legs oh shit i wasn't going for a back step there got confused i can't believe i haven't killed pinwheel yet i have given him a potato as a peace offering i didn't even try the universal symbol of giving and peace let's see the issue here oh he's aiming at me i gave you a potato how could you you i gave you a potato that was all i had a richer man could have given you more but he could have never given you as much you have my potato what more do you want i'm so upset and sad why i just want to know why i have nothing more to give you you have my one potato that's cruel though just tell me why i already gave you my potato it doesn't even matter at this point it's an all or nothing proposition and you have the potato i have a crowbar well i got hit by a knob that's fucking true you wiggled his nerve at you fuck the potato need some more art with rags with potatoes listen i made i made threatening gestures at this man with a crowbar i hope he leaves me alone i'm scared of better chaos you should be no i don't want to come here i want you to leave me alone i forgot how annoying the fucking lava sounded he missed it's like you're walking in lava you're walking in lava like yes i know you're walking in lava it would have been a lot better if the character went like we just made the sound of peeing oh i died oh no i think he died too good wait we killed each other with melee weapons so like i feel like in a game like daisy that's trying to be real like if i hit him like three times with a crowbar i feel like you know i should win did you hit him with your potato no he has my potato he has my potato but he died too because he was fucking bleeding out and i think in the last moment he's fucking collapsing oh you can't be serious it's gonna curse me don't do it don't you fucking do it oh we got a skull on turn nice no you motherfucker see if you give me a big scare i got a scintar smell all right i'm still in the game for tier you haven't lost me forever you don't care i still love you uh-huh this is why i voted for you thank you well i guess it's only down so where the fuck did you come from scaly man stop following me that's rape oh he killed himself wait there's a cut in here when i throw him up here the boss is crotch yes this is weak spot oh hey i'm a little scratch is it weak point i wasn't aware there was a little cutscene here i've never entered from here beware uh the the scaly smith i dropped from the ceiling you get like a little oh yeah a little thingy uh does he have anything interesting did you know that if you drop from the ceiling there you get a little cutscene oh shit really yeah i've been told to give this to you guys is the efab audience see you james apparently totally unironically there's a character in the high republic that's a rock all right is that did we is that relevant to us and some have we made memes about this or no this is this is real okay um so his name is geode he's a sentient rock he's that he is um so let's see the vintians resemble an actual boulder so closely that none of the characters in the book ever seem able to spot him actually moving or communicating but apparently he is apparently it's a high he's a highly skilled pilot i got cocky how does he um how does uh is there is there a rock like a paid sort of how does that work it's see he's a he's a vintian which is a new species of sentient rocks i don't know where the food is so i killed pinwheel i'm so cool how does a rock pilot anything though i don't i don't know if i don't know i guess this is like a kind of like a joke of some sort i don't stand humor so you're gonna have to help me out on that one well i don't understand humor either clearly dammit i don't know if i can help you the important thing is we wanted to know it well so yeah that's a thing like that's so much easier with the lantern last time it wasn't this area was with the uh randomizer mod but a roguelike mod and the second area was this one and i couldn't get the lantern like that no chance to get one it feels good coming in now because i'm wait if i died to better chaos do i have to kill both sides still i think so yeah no no it it remembers i'll lie to you i managed to get one side and i got back to the entrance but i fell down on the right side that's cringe she shouldn't do that new super chat says i talk called batman forever a masterpiece in a new vid please eat him i think we just spit him out like that also i wouldn't put that in my mouth and rex puts a lot of things in his mouth that's true i do like potatoes yeah mashed at that that's that's that's i'm sticking with his teeth boil a mash him stick him in my mouth you're right in there oh don't don't don't kill me please don't kill me please please die how did i miss this one that was cringe oh man i don't know why i would miss this phase i can't hear skeleton monster warg thingies i don't even know what they are no skelly man don't wake up you're a skelly man can you summon for better chaos so be alert oh i was close to that one i don't remember i don't think well you probably still have been one of your friends right if you have any oh god don't oh oh they pushed me down where i wanted to go willing people are always funny i agree maybe if i go to the oh all right all right yeah i know you guys want me to die but i'm looking at things do this oh what i'm not sure i would have survived that but it would have been neat to do oh no no game don't do this to me the fucking oh you fuck you game fuck you look at this look at this could you light the bonfire at least i i i did light it yeah but i'm still gonna spawn here i don't think you can warp to this one yeah there was a big skelly man a skelly two skelly dogs and a black knight it's like whoa god you can oh no no no i have to be fucking with me what happened i made it but then i didn't make it i went and said yay they're probably very sad because it i lost straight after well there go my 36 000 cells i got stunned looked by the fucking wheels oh god oh wow you got fucking annihilated me so sad tragedy i want to have your streams up but i don't think my ram can handle it while streaming myself my ram is dying why is it dying see a morcal i'm determined to make this work all right let's see if i make the jump it's a little bit to the right right oh i don't remember i was getting wrong wrong yeah i don't kill a master that's what i like i haven't played this game in a while but usually that's what i end up doing when i'm like oh jesus oh that's not it yeah oh it's behind i need to go off very very softly softly and slowly oh molla what do you think of hollow knight it's a pretty neat game never finished it though hey girl that's what i usually do like grab a bow you aim to the left oh god fire thank god i have my gold hamster on bed of tizms is dead oh my god it looks like it wants me to see all you cunt legs like friends whoa the fuck what i'm doing is the fast way guys all right i'm dying like at the worst spots right now i died on the bonfire that i lit but i couldn't respawn it oh no yeah because so i was kind of thinking to myself huh i'm pretty far into the game now but then i was like all right i have the entire dlc left yeah and the dlc i actually don't know that well uh because i haven't traversed it that much so i don't know the the map the bosses i'm fairly familiar with but the areas not too much that's gonna be i'm not sure if we were all gonna make it through that dlc that's the ultimate test yeah uh what's the closest bonfire to the dlc entrance no i haven't killed four kings yet i'm saving that one the idea the fucking idea that i'd be killed now after all that bullshit none of you bone will get the fuck away from me running away at the speed of sound quite literally running around at the speed of literal on fire oh god these fuckers like nightmare fuel you stop right there stop oh my god off fucking skeleton wheels oh yeah you guys having fun there no no no what's all right so stressful so stressful oh pinwheel take me home buddy i went through a hard part and then i got fucking wrecked wait have you guys killed pinwheel i'm on i just if he kills me oh fuck off i fucking hate these enemies so much i died to pinwheel once and i i literally like i was so embarrassed now tell me the story here about this rock what what is this rock i haven't been i was out apparently he's a it's i say it is a character in star wars the hyperbolic food or interact with anything it's a it's a sentient rock a new sentient rock species i think they're i don't know if they're trying to make it just like a joke but apparently it's a character but like how does it interact with the world i don't know how does it grab things how does it grab things or eat food like food if he doesn't eat food that's a rock so then it how is it it what is it trying to make sense of something that doesn't make sense that's what i'm just like yeah you're analyzing the rock you don't like it was called giard you couldn't be a little more clever than that giard for the rock man giard dude yeah that was already taken though like giard is the name of a our giard dude that's right yeah like giard dude has a mouth at least so it can like eat stuff yeah it can manipulate its environment just like floats i guess it can lift it it can levitate why didn't they just make it giard dude if they were gonna do a sentient rock oh work it deal with you haven't fun there no that's it's not that's the way to go i just it's just yeah but you got knocked off no no you're supposed to be off it's just the yeah but you didn't land on the other one no it's rare that i do it's i'm annoyed so lost the souls not because of this part your soul is a god you know those menus pinwheels but right souls of souls all right there is all souls of souls oh bollocks balooxa oh okay wait i never have to return to an o londo again now oh yeah yes i do actually ah um suicides there with the other okay let's just do it the proper way like enough of this attempt at a shortcut that's taking way longer than the short way which would be speed the normal way there is an article called cn cinema slammed for exaggerated thumbs down on $15 minimum wage vote um i'm guessing in america and this is just fun sir wait what shortcut are you trying to do more the ad ignorance one rock straight away but i keep having very very awful luck with it cinema's office responded to a question about the gesture by making the absurd claim that the inquiry is sexist commentary about a female senator's body language clothing or physical demeanor does not belong in a serious media outlet what i got if that sitting down didn't count i'm gonna be very angry you still mel we're still like we're both of the same area just having pain i think yeah i lit this bonfire in between and then i got killed and just lighting the bonfire doesn't count so i just have to go from need a skull lantern yeah you get it from where uh what is called jives no patch man patch this place no i i got it oh wait i might have just gotten a rare drop from one of the guys you can definitely just have to drop it yeah okay you're gonna just okay okay cool he just did the same move three times in a row oh this is cool um ghost of sushi ma's two lead developers are to be made permanent ambassadors of the real idon island for spreading the name and history of sushi ma it's fucking awesome that's cool it's really nifty i've never heard of sushi ma before the game so i've never heard of sushi yeah okay sushi it is an island that it's just a giant sushi roll floating on the ocean smile and i was just talking about how could you ask me what i thought of the game still i think it's pretty bad but uh i like the games the rest of it a lot yeah doesn't let you uh quick change into different outfits all the time that i could like so you could cheese it a little bit uh yeah because there are certain outfits that are better for stealth and certain outfits that are better for uh for combat yeah so just the same thing a spider man does well the yeah which is probably they probably have it where like you have to go to a camp or something to change your outfit yeah i wasn't skilled i mean as for the the game itself yeah the samurai stuff it like it even though stealth can really easily be abused i often just engage directly because samurai is more fun in that game sure um it's one of those problems yeah i i think it's i think it's really fun um and i like it a lot in terms of oh no uh oh boy wait you haven't put the most oh god but it's okay metal you can teleport to that bonfire into the giant but wait i start the project it's like did i did i and then i saw yellows like i was so in the flow of the game that i completely forgot about that part uh bollocks it's been poisoned me wow wait where's patch face what the fuck um patches isn't uh when the dark part starts of the well he's here first i guess i killed something that made him move okay oh it would be pinwheel probably uh filing shrine mollo what's your favorite weapon in bloodborne also just on an aesthetic level who is your favorite boss aesthetic level hmm it could be ludwig on it on an aesthetic such a creepy disgusting mess but you can still spot the you talk about best bosses aesthetically is that the topic on bloodborne i think as well yeah um i like lady maria a lot oh do you know a little bland for me she's one of the i'll probably categorize her the opposite way have you like she's not that interesting to be um from a design standpoint i mean compared to what else you have in that game that goes away from the norm yeah i guess i guess i see what you mean and that it doesn't really it's not very lovecraftian uh she's cool i mean everything is amazing in that game aesthetically so kind of sets the bar at a different place probably costs actually i really like costs even though i'm not super big fatted but fine it's well the fight is amazing but i'm still bitter about it i can only go up to this one i was so close to beating in that one time i was like two minutes away here we go again look at your screens it's like bell's doing your average dark solely stuff for the footage just talking to a mushroom i'm not high so what what okay i've got like no source of light i've just got to traverse the spooky realm without helping that way i wanna go bitch tits wasn't first right now i think i think full t is one um his momentum is quite staggering i mean i have a couple of really difficult bosses ahead of me now artorias manus i actually manus is the bosses here is me the most i don't know his moveset for fuck all i know he does one ability there's like a big a we blotch a we blotch you see hope is this not the way follow me he knows the way possibly and you're going to win i don't think you can beat win ah stone giant what about going i don't think fortia will be able to beat gwin gwin's one of the hardest bosses i'd say uh what the hell is going on this thing so impressively hard to beat but he's like silent thinking about it true true true yeah gwin is difficult because uh you don't have a sheet i don't know yeah wait how do i unlock this shortcut the fuck i thought this okay i actually baited through here quite nicely um okay i didn't think the paths would give me so much trouble especially remembering just where to go um this one's a stretch my growing flaps over my head like a hat i think they're a few to uh the bloodstuff beast no do it i mean like a person doing it themselves you know wow that's probably rape how do you guys wait you're very empty how do you guys feel about game being exclusives oh i don't like it i don't wish i wish every game was not every platform that it could possibly be on yeah within reason obviously you know like i don't imagine the witcher on gameboy but but you know yeah as long as it's possible and it doesn't like hurt the final product really yeah um i suppose it's always been a situation of i understand why companies will make exclusives because it's a much it's much easier to sell your platform if uh you hold if you have certain games that aren't available on other ones that people really like but i mean from a gamers perspective you benefit you don't benefit from exclusives at all um uh yeah oh there's a narrative writing in Ghost of Tsushima any good i've heard the gameplay is fantastic it makes things about the story um i really like the story um i definitely like the resolution of the plot but i would imagine that there were probably things in that that were a bit wonky um fuck you kill me you can sit up with the soul from new luna whatever goes to uh i just completely forgot about that but yeah i definitely worked i forgot about what i still have uh a firekeeper soul in my inventory that i haven't used yet what's the max amount of firekeeper souls you can get in a playthrough yes i don't know my s this is plus six right now minus plus two oh oh my god nine is plus three but i think i have one and i know where one is all right i i just get damaged immediately when i go to nito oh that's like half my health that's oh god i don't use an s this yeah i did i don't even remember the timing of this boss fight this is going to be flew me i don't think nito is that easy if you don't know him you know he can be a bit of a bit i mean i don't know what he does i don't know the timing of this weird bottom spike lower spike whatever it is thing oh yeah that one hit me a couple of times am i like i tend to just going in here so i think i should be fine can i even do this if i don't have light i'm just wandering around i did it right after i rolled once epic okay can you stop hitting me randomly i thought i knew the way without light but i completely fucked it up a couple of times i just yielded and let patches hit me down the thing it gets easily confusing without a light yeah for sure with the light at least you get the blue thing he said i haven't been able to hit me to once yet i'm just getting wrecked by those rendy skellies and how does that make you feel bad no heard why can't i sit in the bottom let me see wow i hit him once bloodlots fucking hell what a terrible fucking that was insane it's almost in plus seven might be the max i don't remember yeah i know that plus seven is the max for i don't think you can upgrade them at all but i don't know where i get my last soul unless i should have let the guy kill my firekeeper this speech time makes annoying i mean yeah this looks like the way oh is that a ladder huh okay am i this has been an adventure don't worry people at home if you can't see shit neither could i worst day one launch fallout 76 or cyberpunk 2077 fallout 76 i suppose i would need to some qualifiers because it seemed that five point 2077 whichever game is worse compared to the effect it seemed to have because of its pedigree and the amount of time that was spent on it and the amount of hype for it yeah i certainly console or not like cyberpunk was way it seemed it was way more i can only speak to myself at least to a degree but cyberpunk was way more functional in fallout 76 was in terms of just game stability in it working yeah you're definitely telling us about pc no you're right yeah i was gonna say well it's literally unplayable i was unplayable like wasn't it from the xbox store it still is question mark i was pulled from the play section store i mean yeah i think it is still it is still yeah i'm going straight up light right like they use then they were like yeah whoops oh yeah yeah it's it's very much smoking mirrors sorry please don't sue i think the big thing was that uh the illusion that the game had been the game had only been worked on for like four years they restarted development halfway yeah oh i couldn't break our friends this thing uh i don't know i mean it's just it's just another fall out game i just didn't want to play yeah well all 76 was just insanely bad on the technical level hmm um and then it had the really shitty monetization stuff too yep like they just took skins from fallout 4 like outfits from fallout 4 and sold it to you for money dude that's all it's been so many fucking fellas and stuff here i want to paint your power armor blue it's 18 dollars please yeah it was like the elite ranger uh uniform from duve it's like also uh yeah it's they had all all sorts of it's just a lot of shit yeah and again and again not a fallout wanted to play it didn't care for like an mmo or anything like that or it's not mmo but uh cool guys i think i'll work my issue with the club maybe that's what they should have done because they should have been like all right we got zinnamax working on the fallout i already had the elder scrolls online i mean i imagine that there is a big investment in uh yeah i know it's a big investment yeah but i think fallout is the kind of like brand that can give people at mpcs rather there's no mpcs at the start yeah there are no mpcs at the start because the whole plot is that you're like the first people out of the vault yeah but of course you can just do a different premise you know you don't have to do that premise yeah you can do whatever you want um and then they add it in like vendors and stuff but i guess in their head they just assumed people would be completely different than what they are when they especially when they play a fallout game like running there's gonna be fallout but without like without like quests sort of and without mpcs so that's a great idea we had the vision i like the thing that kills me is the fucking ads we ever decided that ads and boss fights are it's a good idea it needs to be fucking annihilated oh i think mollus beaten nido there we are i don't know i think my rng is shit because i can barely get any hits and i'm on him i'm getting swarmed constantly by the fucking guys i think it's before t is so fucking far ahead though because i haven't beaten kit better chaos or centipede demon people are saying that fallout 76 docs people like one of the superstars for last 76 cyber security aspects relating to fallout was really bad that alone makes it worse the pre-order stuff like with a bag and all that oh yeah the pre-order stuff was basically its own little scam and there was probably a shit ton of features that they alluded to but that were just not in the game somewhere champ remind us all mentioned as well the uh $100 subscription fee uh for like the premium the support pack bullshit um oh this question fringler any recommended books for writing do you mean like books on how to write uh i'm just looking through my kindle i know that there are a few um but i'm one of those edgy people who disagrees with a lot of standard writing it would not disagrees with it but feel like a lot of writing advice kind of misses the point um i hear that sid feels the screenwriter's workbook which i have but haven't read yet is pretty good if you want to write a screenplay or something um that's probably good oh cool that was yeah that was cool thanks uh there's a book called story genius which i did like um that might be worth looking at by lisa cron i thought that one was pretty good um plot structure james scott bell how they don't know okay cool yeah nice i'm having so much fun right now that's all i got for you right now like i've like that's not what i've been i've mainly just been reading i can't get the last couple of months anything i get you gotta i get close to him i swing and for some reason sit box is like no you didn't hit me um and then you get fucking reaper the skeletons a good book actually on writing by uh steven king that's probably that's probably my favorite one out of all of them um i guess the reason why i i go ahead i just want to say i miss it spy hender so you just swing once and all the skeletons are just dead how do i hate footsie how do i piss off guinevere when i don't have any ranged weapons firebomb don't even have that uh keeping a firekeeper i don't think that'll do it will it i'm not sure hey chat do you know firebomb i don't have any unfortunately also don't be mad at me i actually have to do this um they were all right oh true i forgot about guinevere oh no wait windowlin whether or not you think steven king is overrated i think the book is worthwhile there's a lot of just practical advice that's helpful the main thing being that um you need to write every day and a decent amount um and you need to read a lot and that that's that's it reading and writing and reading all you need there are no hacks or little tips and tricks none of that's gonna help you just gotta make yourself sit down and write no steven king says you shouldn't outline and i disagree i think you should outline um i think that if you're working without an outline there's no long run like god damn good luck seater sure but the books i read they're trash so um yeah i mean yeah whatever i think that the uh i think that that book on writing is is useful the only the reason why i disagree i don't disagree with a lot of writing advice it i don't disagree with a lot of it like a lot of what people are saying are things that you know hold true and stuff but let me guess it's too broad and not applicable well there are a lot of problems so one of them is too broad absolutely but the other one is there's a lot of focus on things which aren't fundamental like oh the three-act structure you must do this it's like uh you probably should do it if it's like your first book but there's there is no reason to to say that any structure of writing is necessarily better or worse it depends on the execution and things like your character must change it's like no no they can be static that depends on what the point is that you're trying to go for your character needs to be active no you could write a story about a character who's passive and it's just being guided by circumstance because guess what that's what most human beings are is passive observers in life um i what i what i'm getting at is that a lot of what writing advice appeals to are things that are not necessarily true they're probably correct a lot of the time they're probably suggestions that are worth considering when you're writing your first book like maybe when you're writing your first book it would be a good idea to follow the hero's journey or do the three-act structure with like your climax and your peaks and your tropes and midpoints and stuff like that that's probably worthwhile to write about a character who changes because that's usually a really interesting thing to have in a story and it's usually a good idea to have a theme because a theme is a really good connective tissue a thing that can like guide you forward um in what you're writing but none of these are necessarily true like they're not true all the time whereas your story needs to make sense that's like the only rule that i would ever place on anybody um and you do you subscribe to the idea that realistic writing is good writing i think that um i think that it's a mixture right if a conversation in a book or like a movie is written like a normal conversation then um it can be really stilted because a lot of normal conversation is uh i went to god you know like you forget what you're saying you go in circles yeah like in like in books and movies everybody speaks without part like they don't speak normally it's an idealized sort of version yeah of how to speak in a way yeah i think um i think that what what writing needs to be is expedience but also believable it needs to it needs to achieve what um the story requires and it needs to do so at a pace that's relatively prompt compared to normal conversation but um it needs to also be believable as a conversation that real human beings would have um it's a balance and of course you know people tend to like it when characters are sharp and have interesting things to say and um and have interesting observations or speak in a way that's kind of interesting and unique okay it's neato wait where do you go now uh i can you do four kings i tried him once but the damage was not there voice jesus the voice break there i guess i can go back there now oh first do the things oh is that not the wall i thought that was the wall give chunk i'll go uh be you gotta kill seath bed of chaos four kings and uh neato that's your like yeah just kill neato but then one of the other three i guess wait a minute killing him didn't give me a chunk you lied to me for tear killing who uh big man in sense fortress uh the guy that throws the balls doesn't drop a chunk but the other two does other two just the guy that goes on gets linked it's and the guy who opens the gate uh thanks guy opens the gates with you get him all right uh you drop like just as you enter sense fortress you drop down to the left and there's like a long ladder going up again the thing with rules in writing is that once you understand them you can break them with purpose and achieve a good story they aren't rules they're suggestions they they're things that people suggest that you should do but they're not rules it's not a rule that your character should change that's absurd that's ridiculous to say that that's a rule um especially considering how many stories don't do that like it's not a small number i mean god damn most of television up until the 90s was that um it's not a rule that there were this many exceptions um and i mean this and that's the thing in general and also of course you know the writing advice it appeals to marketing like oh you know genre means this so you have to do this dumb stupid don't listen to that do whatever you want like genres are descriptive not prescript yep exactly but i'm i very vividly remember when i went to a writing class and i was told that there is science fiction and fantasy are not the same thing and that if you blend them it's more of one than the other and if so you need to follow more of the prescript normative rules imposed on science fiction than fantasy dumb stupid there are more and then when of course you say like hey what about marvel that's like science fantasy it's like no there's no such thing as science fantasy it's either science fiction or successful movie franchise in history is the thing and the second most you see is better okay my star wars is the thing as well like people like both yeah but then that's you know it's like oh you know what a terrible thing to teach writing students yeah but that's a lot of that is honestly wow that makes the death even more painful oh ouch um writing classes should be about crafting style i agree i think that that's something that um i think that's more useful for sure especially for talking about how to make it like viable financially like you're just like everyone else mm people i think i think especially when you think about books the way that you write can often be really important compared to even the story itself not more so but you know like um it's just more i think elements of style i think you mentioned that earlier rags that's like that's one i just recently picked up that i want to read through style isn't how to craft dialogue yeah i think that that's important because dialogue is a lot more complicated um because of course you can look at somebody like joss weeden who writes is very punchy don't have somewhere make it faster i don't remember where i was though say quintarantino who a lot of his conversations are like the trying to be more authentic rambly kind of well not rambly that's that's not the right word but um long winded long winded sure um more it it wanders more real yeah yeah it's more like a journey you know his conversations he just they wander tarantino is an interesting one because there are a lot of people who try to do what he does um and don't do it quite as well oh you should off yeah you should be really when you have someone who has incredible like you watch kill bill which is very stylized um i think if you tried to do that your movie would be shit he just does it in a way there's there's one quintarantino and he's doing quintarantino style there's something about him he just knows what he's doing yeah it just yeah it just sort of works in a way that i couldn't even begin what the wrong way oh cock oh my god no oh question why can't snipe my infamously work together in one story they can they can't the problem was that what what i was learning in that class was like oh well people who read science fiction have these expectations and people who read fantasy have this to which i'm like i don't care what your expectations are that's not what that's not the purpose of art is to cater to your expectations yeah the mix of science fiction and fantasy is super prevalent and it's very enjoyable and a lot of people like it even there there is you could even to a degree call star star trek that uh where you have your you have you have the the federation and all your characters are that very hardcore sci-fi aspect but sometimes they come at like q right q is just he's he's god he's a god character essentially that's basically fantasy it's basically magic um and that can and they use it to contrast that sort of thing with the science when they come across something that seems to be a thing they use what they know to try and explain it and counter it and learn about it yeah it's um it's it's interesting because as people keep mentioning star wars is sci-fi and fantasy and it's like marvel is it's a really popular combo like science fiction and fantasy is really fun everything yeah and and it's it's just uh i just um i don't i don't agree with these ideas that because i just want people to move past genre in general like um i don't think that if you like if you want to write a story and you want to and you have it set in the future or something don't be like well what do people expect from science fiction it's like well i don't know what what people tend to expect from a genre tends to be from the people who trailblaze that genre not the people who follow in the footsteps of other people why is it the thing that is so memorable it's because it was a trailblazer like when you we talk about what people expect from things a lot of what people expect from things is just because what they've you know what they've seen before is something that either works or it's something they like so if you have like what do people expect from a pickup truck right they you know they expect it to have seats and wheels and a bed in the back and all that sort of thing because those things are generally useful or they're they have a function and they have a purpose and they're designed well just don't don't put like the cart before the horse like if you want to say i want to write a story and the story i want to write is a science fiction you know story that's good don't say i want to write a science fiction story i hope i like it and i hope it's something that i will like doing and i hope i'll find an interest yeah it's just you know like and i mean you know fundamentally i think that the best surefire way to write is to just write something that you you would personally like because you're not special there'll be something else in the world who likes what you know fuck perspective so if you if you just write something that you enjoy there's a good chance that other people are going to enjoy it too um and of course ultimately you want to be writing something that's good before something being popular or profitable um yeah to all what is more important a game of the good story but bad gameplay or a game of bad story but good gameplay comes first yeah if you're if you are enjoying what you're doing and the story is crap you're having if the mechanics are good and the mechanics are solid and you're having fun with it and it's not you know it's well balanced and um there's no way to really cheese it and enemies don't cheese you um and that i definitely put that in front of it has a good story because if you're suffering to get to the thing that you like not an experience that i'd recommend people go for yeah i'd much rather enjoy the do it's better to enjoy the doing and then in the back of your mind you're like yeah the reason purple thing is dumb and it's so weird to dodge stories bad but i'm enjoying every moment of it i think setting theme slash why am i writing this one oh my god you have got to be kidding me um being against theme is kind of the meme right but like i actually love theme um yeah i think great i think theme is incredibly important when it comes to try to figure out uh what story i think theme can tell you what's like if you have a theme in mind and you're really happy about this theme you can use that to figure out what needs to happen in your story and what decisions your character needs to make yeah a theme is a theme is a message it's not a um it's not an excuse when your movie is shit no no it's not yeah that's right it's not your backdoor to evade criticism of why your your story doesn't function it doesn't make sense very unfortunate that's what they reduced to the modern discussion i know it is really just your escape and yeah because then we talked about how shitty the themes are and we mock the idea of themes as they're portrayed in bad movies and that makes us behind me that's well you saw what happened with um what's the name twin perfect when faced with the idea that the theme could be incongruent with the content he was like my god my brain is not processed this idea before like where do you think people pull themes from they pull it from what you see nope they pull everything is mechanics that's what he said uh all comes from the author oh yeah zero eight percent reader response theory that's no oh my death of the author i why do i keep god damn it don't know mix up readers why are they related they're different things of each other you know oh man little dark on the anelondo makes me sad look at how sad it is it was always doctrine it was just an illusion true is that actually the yep is that the truth yeah oh that's dark souls it's cool dark souls is really cool i mean well we said i like what are your favorite games all time dark souls is one of them it's a fucking phenomenal this game i think there's like an easter egg like i think it's it's really weird nobody knows if it's a bug or if it's an easter egg but if you look at the sun in anelondo look back look at the sun look back and look at the sun sometimes it disappears because the sun is an illusion that's the the whole uh solari quest line he's trying to find the light but you can't find it because it's only an illusion yeah it's really fucking cool why did you destroy your controller i didn't even i punched my chair okay let me change my question why did you punch your chair because i was two hits away from the four kings dying but there was two of them at the end and then they just gang raped me again and this read just like a million kilometers with swings what about you for tia what was the latest thing that pissed you off i didn't catch what it was tapper doing like oh fuck you uh nah i got sniped with a fucking thing when i thought that i managed to get through a painful era you fairly as the reason to abuse jelly shut up jorna that's true this wouldn't happen if i would be uh op is shit true yeah this area i don't know at all wait do i even need to go here oh my god wait the fucking stabby move from those dark nights this is like insane right man yes that's the cage is so annoying last night a couple of drinks all right liar oh i got stabbed by a giant blue laser what is this the dcu no it was a jump down and i rolled into the other fucking uh thingy aha you're fucked now use the wrong move buddy soul of windowlin you jealous for tia that i have a soul you don't true i mean yes true but can i save stuff now after i kill them already oh yeah because we're in the past right i'm gonna i think his the four kings sorted box is kind of weird i don't know it's a bit of a dick device yeah a dick device you guys know about dick devices right this is like a makeup man it was like yeah yeah yeah yeah oh i wasn't able to i had like one hp left i don't lovecraft's work science fantasy um i would say they are more to the uh to the stop protecting the fucking ass definitely more of a fantasy sure by the way it's just me but it's like perspective like death perception i mean like kind of weirdness boss arena like sometimes i can't tell how far away he actually is yeah um because it's actually the purple goop he throws around i hate that that move needs to is not the move that like stresses out all the no hit runners probably oh imagine no oh it was just circling around me in the boss that was i think of anything worse than a painted world of ariani yeah i think when that goop happens they literally just bone out they they're waiting for the rng run where they don't do the goop man well i guess the dead run is so optimized by now that you can just do this yeah oh cool i dodged it but it still hit me that's that's fun this is the fastest fucking elevator in the game holy fucking shit what oh i know you want to talk about you know this is the manus one right yeah wait shit you find manus uh no not yet i actually don't know this area too well so i'm like trying to find my bearings please take your time yeah i'm i'm knocking out all the bosses in the main game then going to dlc i'm still avoiding the candle here i might kindle matt manus's bonfire because uh he's tricky oh wait what are you jesus christ look how far away he is hello hey it's like oh my brother king died i guess i have to fight isn't there supposed to be a bonfire here somewhere ah i don't know what i mean why can't you boss dude his wing fell off stop it's like dodging my hits by accident blood shield okay dude oh i got a humanity this game is lagging you're in lagging oh that's anime how about you and lagging oh we need a new king for one hit that's that's yo what is oh god there's things yeah for kings no things and all kings not things four things all of the yeah it's true perla there's so many things stopped by brain hurts brain healthy makes me poop out the brain juices am i hurting him i am uh wait so i didn't need to i did four kings uh i guess i can go to bed of chaos now might as well get over with that shit dude nice i have six nine thousand souls i think the next stop will be need no sorry i'm already talks in the bitch you can't do it again that's my alignment chaotic gay i knew it no big source sense truly isn't my other back yeah l why are you back yeah what the fuck fuck wow you're really going to be there hey someone in chaperone you're here it's yet a welchman uh if you guys ever attempted a soul level one run i'm trying one right now i beat my every base boss except when i went to dlc first and i'm stuck on color meat he's my nightmare oh yeah i can't imagine i can't imagine that's that's a big uh i like flimpy what are your opinions on red dead i i think i don't know i have not played answer that possibly hold on let me see what are your opinions on red dead two wait oh on one red dead uh if you haven't played it i feel like you guys would enjoy thoughts on massively which which red dead are you talking about because there are three games i'm not playing for over as for red dead redemption one and two i'm a big fan of both of them i really like uh both of those games i it's interesting like i kind of like i really like two story i really do but i i i also feel like um red dead redemption was kind of uh or it might be gta five was like the last rock star game that had this sort of very um sardonic and um sarcastic social commentary kind of vibe but um yeah i'm not sure i have to replace i like him oh wait i forgot there's like three bosses down here right we have the fire king demon boy uh yeah this is one of them in a row and then the bed of gloom shlooms yeah those are the names throw up they got priscilla i forgot how many demons are down here you just look over this field of lava and it's like five million demons like it's kind of easy to forget how many fucking bosses there are in this oh sorry yeah there was a second question thoughts on the mass effect remaster uh you know but look it's a capra demon hello hey hello i think oh you just walked into the fire didn't get any damage apparently i don't like how they're fucking around with shit like it's not big but i i don't like how people go back and change old things to fit their their their their tentative modern sensibilities get cupra demon oh you mean get rid of the ass i was like i don't like getting rid of ass shots and getting rid of the man spreading pose and all this other horses just what a man explaining man would say oh good fucking right i don't think red dead was ever supposed to have that kind of stuck don't it kind of tone though well i mean it definitely does have that i mean all of the conversations john has like when he's traveling between points on the map like they're always discussing things like themes about like i very much remember those conversations in the mexico section where like i think it was reyes who was just like clearly clearly a bastard who just wanted to you know have power for himself and was going to be evil and then like john just having these observations about you know power and like politics that he doesn't quite understand and and all of that it's um it's one of the things i like about rockstar games is that they have a very uh satirical sort of undertone throughout the whole thing oh wait isn't there a bonfire here no uh uh uh uh panic panic oh wait was that was that the answer to the whole stupid chat there or was that half of it because the mentions of the stuff that there was both because it was what do we think of red dead and then the uh master we just talked about well is that next to the wooden ease did you guys see one division episode nine it's not good no it's not yeah it's not good we'll probably collect a bunch of people who've seen the show and uh do an episode on it have a discussion you know how it sees talk about how explosions there's no point in getting hyped for anything anymore ever and if you do you disgust me you are a fool one story had a better ending i think uh it's probably more honest ending yeah i i think um i think it's um it's definitely more tragic oh a little bit more a little bit more raw than um then red dead redemption 2 even though i do really like the ending of red dead redemption 2 what are you talking about this wasn't close shut up i had like two hp left that's that's not close how is everyone because i got a i'm on to set up a demon and then bed of chaos and then dlc and then i'm done well queen boy i am fighting the fireside right now so i'm not too far behind well yeah i mean what are you doing i just killed a torus girlfriend versus girlfriend uh dark blade kirian kiran what'd you do that what do you hate women yeah so she dropped the cool gear oh okay she dropped the cool gear okay you need to come out of this corner there it's pretty nice to fight you over there mr fire sage oh that's not what i meant with a leaping attack and insta kill me that's not what i meant for that i shouldn't have passed them off oh that was something else it was really awesome about dark souls compared to the others i guess um was there lots of places in this game you can look in the distance and you'll see places that also are a thing um one of the obvious ones is like you can see the ash and lake from like one of the deeper parts of i think lost isolith or whatever but like lots of different areas it feels like a really big old conducive world and um i remember just keeping it like when you play the game you just keep an eye out in the backgrounds like oh i wonder what that place is or you'd be like i remember being there it's all very neat videos that i've done the no clip and i'll all taken out the uh i remember that video that uh extracted the map file from the one the files and then like have like a free render of it or other and you can see like where you get the all the viewpoints and all that oh yeah i remember um if you take the ds2 one it just mashes all the shit together because they didn't think twice when putting places together yeah i don't know what happened i don't know what happened and then to the point this is kind of funny so like you know you see that and your h-bomb are going like i've got to defend this because i have to defend everything to do with dark souls 2 and so he says like the world itself is collapsing in on itself and that's thematically relevant it's just like wow just wow how can i make this wrong statement it's complete and it's make it sound i'm gonna make it sound kind of smart so people think it's true this is a compliment and then a criticism all right so if you watch yms's play through dark souls 2 here one point says like there's things that h-bomb a guy defends that he's just like you should have just conceded on those it's like defending he's fucking absurd but at the same time watching yms play dark souls 2 or any of the souls born games i think you'll want to want to you'll want to cross out it's if you thought it was fun watching me for tier metal suffer as we try and do different challenges and play the game as it was intended with an asterix on that would you rather watching what watch all three of us summon three people for each boss and watch them kill everything for us would you like to see that instead you just waltz through going not too hard oh boy it's so funny because like i just come from a completely different background of like that is just not how you play this game stopping ruining everything but hey you know whatever whatever makes it work for you and all that invite brony content creators please what who what was do you have the name of the person who sent that uh the person who said the iran go the wise iran go that's i don't know who that is i have i just was just curious just curious i have so little interest in brony my little pony that i just like i have more interest in how to finish this sentence about how i don't have any interest in the show but rags friendship is magic it's also a curse true i probably missed it but when you guys were talking about writing but when would you say a manuscript is ready to be sent to a publisher whenever you think it's ready yeah that's not one of those when you feel it's ready and you've redrafted it several times yeah maybe maybe tested on a friend too um yeah that's probably because i guess i'm guessing friendship is might be asking for yourself but yeah um your first draft is not acceptable your second draft isn't acceptable your third draft probably isn't acceptable either um just well well it depends on uh it depends on how much outlining you did if you didn't outline at all you probably need to be doing like four or five well more than that if you've uh done an outline and then you revise that and revise that via sage down nice you may be uh better with less i guess uh and if you're self-publishing you need to do a professional edit which will cost you money but you need to you have to people will notice if you haven't had an editor go over your book unless at least get two people for feedback i guess it's worthwhile to think about who's feedback you want as well like i value certain people speak back more than others obviously you often you know gun for patrick williams right you email all your uh books to him wow why are you laughing that's why would you laugh but what is the fastest path to manus i won't tell you because i don't know all i remember is you you walk through don't you see a bunch of those humanity people whenever you go to him so that path mutil how are you so sexy i don't shave that's all i got if you were to ask me how am i so sexy i'd say well i wouldn't say that i don't shave nice i don't though some people just don't have to try and the sexy comes with them just straight ahead i don't hate it american to not shave i'm working on that level of beat myself not gonna lie i shouldn't have last eyes of this to last i don't like it stop firing the things on the fires my human spatial hair is very is very neat like if i were writing a story i'd want someone like you guys to review it rather than someone cries over mando in one division oh yeah i yeah if you cry over if you're if getting an emotional response of that level from you is that cheap i don't care what your opinion is i guess what your objective is right if you want to make money then it's probably worthwhile you absolutely need bay to read this uh you know what i don't know I'm not sure uh it depends because well I gotta imagine that it's entirely possible to write an amazing story without showing it to anybody and that there are stories that are being made worse by having feedback be given there are there are in out there in the world on crumpled up notepads and word documents on discarded laptops and landfills there are incredible stories that lonely people have written that are incredible that we'll never know about well I guess it's kind of interesting right because when we talk about video games a lot of people write focus group testing that's kind of what beta reading is it's it's almost like a focus group you're like showing somebody something a bunch of people something and asking them what they think and for whatever reason it comes to video games we all accept that that's kind of terrible we're not terrible but like uh it can it can yield some really bad results when it comes to writing a story which is a lot more subjective well oh wait no sorry uh when it comes to writing a story like we all just sort of accept that I know you need to show it to other people and then actually take their feedback into account you might just be right and everybody else might be wrong that is possible no stop that's no appreciation for the form for that aggressive I'm very upset oh I'm sorry that's fine that's fine it's just that I don't love you anymore I'm just oh no that's so sad is it sad or is it simply the truth shut up my mom my mom blows who cries for the demon fire sage nobody well it's not a good boss because it's just the stray demon again huh yeah but he's red he's red I'll give you that I'll give you that did you kill syth wait syph or syth syth no I haven't killed syth where's that where's that guy again I forgot that's crystal caves this is like so the all right I don't know what what what what what to all favorite guilty pleasure movie uh Robin and I'm playing fucking penis but no probably guilty pleasure movie who does probably Batman because Batman Robin Batman this Robin Batman was Robin you sir you said Batman versus and you're about to say a wrong answer not the other thing no I wanted to say Batman versus Robin and then I realized no that's not the name of the movie if only it would straight from where you go left oh uh well I died from the lava while trying to get to this item I can't remember I'm trying to think movies I watched as a kid but I like that probably not good I mean Batman and Robin's definitely up there so is Van Helsing oh yeah Van Helsing is really oh yeah Van Helsing is if I want to agree I don't understand how you could find it boring it's just so it's so goofy and silly it's just so so many things occur I think this boss drops you the ring I think you just have to deal with the the lava here don't you or is this the item over there oh you have to chop his tail off and he drops the ring from that all right ow he just fucking muked me with his tisms oh he did it again cool are you gonna come closer so I can actually fight you well it doesn't look like it he's just at the same attack again sometimes he can take a while to come to you looks like we're at the same station game now hello yeah some one inch of the club is so shit yes yes it is yeah can't fucking reach shit I guess I'm winning all right now oh you fuck uh uh die oh uh he jumped up what do I do oh nothing you just get hit it's like Ludwig that he just missed me he farted fire at me that's so rude can you stop just jumping up all the time you bitch what a terrible boss whoa yeah I'm killing this bonfire so I can just teleport here because I'm going to use that bonfire for kill me later respect yeah well I guess it may be worthwhile to get the perspectives of people whose opinions aren't as valuable to you just to gauge maybe what like I imagine if you fade it you know if you've had people watch blind manner and then everybody's responding to it negatively it's like what the hell like this is really good why is everybody responding negatively well then you take another reasoning and then you cry I guess that's all I would say right is if you get people to explain their reasons then you can be like oh I'm just not gonna listen to you because of course that's always an option you don't need to you don't need to account man you can just be like oh you're wrong or oh I fundamentally disagree with your perspective that's fine that's fine that's fine yeah I suppose you don't lose anything you don't lose anything for uh for um for having people read it just as long as you know which perspective because blind manner isn't good um um all right whatever friggy could you stream so we can ask you writing questions I mean I'm not streaming right now but I'll probably be streaming later today or well later tomorrow for the most of you people tomorrow the day after that so you can catch me around I'm probably not gonna I'm probably not gonna catch up for tears so far ahead and I'm one area behind you right now unless you take like half an hour for bed of chaos and I do the first try I don't I don't see me catching up again I mean I'm a piece with winning but I wouldn't mind getting to the end before the stream I just like how the thing happened we thought would happen like Loki or like oh he just probably just gonna gonna win at the end dude why is man is doing so much damage from all of a sudden why man it isn't good but move or likes and then I only like what he likes wait what what are you saying oh wow research that's quite a winning though why manner I just got bored that's fine but I mean that doesn't mean that it's bad just because you got bored I mean a record number of people who sit a fucking blade runner to be boring does that make it bad yeah fun fact with lowering the kick attack Bernstein me oh yeah that's true I forgot about that that's that that's true oh lost eyes live fucking shit stain on Dark Souls one dude I'm wasting I was gonna find kind of predictable um that's that doesn't those are two different statements predictable doesn't make something bad or like mediocre if you can see everything coming but it's all excellently crafted then it's not like I don't I would I would never appeal to predictable as bad or or emblematic mediocre content people think like runners pointing yep a lot of people think like runners should not be news to you oh yeah absolutely yeah yeah they're wrong it's not it's not like a thrilling movie it's definitely I just went to circle that was that was interesting yeah it doesn't appeal to a surface level excitement kind of like blind manner why do you think that's a lot of people think the wire is boring doesn't change the fact that it's a masterpiece yeah I was I am gonna watch the wire I bought the god damn box set but I remember when I was watching season one it was like oh man this is really slow yeah I remember being put off by the the first team just being like oh wow this is like this is great in but I hear so many good things about fucking lava oh no yeah like because if you had through it and it's yeah it gets amazing it's awesome uh so we're saying episode five ending of blind matter wasn't predictable shocked me it's like yeah episode five was pretty fantastic whether it's predictable is not what's interesting to me because I guess it's when when we were watching the show as more information got revealed um it was becoming more and more apparent to us that there was something about Hannah that was off um so by by the end of the episode it makes sense that she's a go well I guess we can fuck off it makes sense um so I guess you saw it coming but that's a good thing because it was all set up and informed yeah and there's also an aspect of when you when you have an informed guess about what happens seeing all the pieces fit together and getting that confirmation is really really really satisfied no I'm 100 in game you made enough to pick up on and I guess that's the thing is um usually the mark of goods I think I think it's oh better chaos oh best boss in the game that's just that's just one of that is the bed of chaos death I think that's a lol I ran into a lot I'm not getting any damage from up in my strength anymore what's the hard cap on that I thought it was 40 hot cap I think I'm just getting physical I forgot to put my ring on hey at least it was a quick death compared to the bed of chaos this is the boss where I have to run this is the thing if there was a bonfire outside of the bed of chaos I wouldn't give a yeah like you have to run for this whole fucking dumb shit go go pass the weird honestly not too bothered about losing souls anymore I'm at the levels I want for everything now I could use a bit more endurance I think I predicted 23 I could do some more progress oh I have 30 I have 40 health and 38 strength I like what's the story endurance is like doxel one big day oh god better I'm better better chaos as well by the way if the story is too unpredictable I feel like your story just so random and breaks logic at every term there's no way to guess what's gonna happen next I'm one division yeah one division good example of that it's um there's no one dude I have no idea where the fucking floors are gonna break could you predict that normal vision would talk down robot vision and give his own personality to it it's like I don't even know that was possible really so I think I think I can do I guess I think a good example of this idea is just take it out of here apparently your standard detective fiction like your hercule priro I'm on a train and there are all of these different people who's the killer and as you're going through the whole story you have your different perceptions of who the killer might be based on the way they behave or where they were a little bit of clues that are coming out and then as the information changes you're you're right you're your expectations narrow or expand I think that's a really break it already oh I got another cut scene so I guess I broke it all right I thought it was further in all right okay that's your almost example of the idea of predictability oh yeah we were right about loads of things we were wrong about those things but um if the fiction in your head is that we were all sitting there just waiting quietly for more let's make an observation yeah yeah yeah yeah that's that's right we need to get back to rewatching that to do the so wait am I not doing more damage by two hunting anymore than is that a thing that can happen I thought it always does more okay I broke it with rolling against it but not by punching it better chaos so bad dude it's so fucking horrible who's fault is this oh nice fire pillar dude I don't know they need to be stopped though whoever did this oh I'm out of fucking estus cool so wait yeah I thought the meme that was we're all afraid of rags opinion oh yeah that's right we were all waiting we were all sitting silently while rags was watching flying matter and then when he's like oh that's good bro yeah yeah yeah oh thank god we can fly I was right what is what's just mel you okay what's happening fucking better okay just snap me out of the air while I did the jump in the middle get the fuck away from me and the jump was pretty much perfect I was really about like this looks good you're just like oh man but I did I did destroy both of the things already so wait but which which this way wait do I have to talk to go and then go to Calamite Calamite first I think yeah that's what I did but nothing happens when I'm talking to oh fuck oh god are you okay well not only need to jump forward in the middle because I destroyed the things on the sides right so he was out the day that he was designed better chaos he's like I gotta go to the shops be back he's on the table and he comes back and he's like what happened no no no no he came back he's like yo we we we finished this one part you want to check like no you did such a good job with all the other ones it's gonna be fine I'm not gonna check you guys must have lived at this point I trust you guys you guys did a good job with everything else and then they released the game it's like what the fuck friggy aren't you so glad that you're not playing if you could just be the one who laughs yeah I am the one who laughs all right no I don't know if I'm in a good position or not you never do oh god I'm sorry Chad I skipped the cutscene but this is a speed run okay did you didn't break the left oh wow look at the way it swiped me I've got to go a different direction this is not working all right me bye good night bye me do you see how far it moved me yeah dodging is not an option with it yeah it doesn't let you it's just like no okay so in theory I just run forward do a jump and everything should be fine right this should work I think I've got to go on like this again I was really close all right I'll call this first try this is basically first try second try first try yum far crossover when what is what is yum far fuck off you that's the youtuber ah in far ymfa h what does he do uh he does like funny builds he did like a I think the last video he put up was a blood tinge build so he did like he did a playthrough of blood run only with guns wait so uh metal wait didn't you do that at all I know I'm I'm a whole area he's the furthest behind all right I'm killed see yeah I wasn't even in the area yet I actually don't know how to get there better chaos okay better chaos is the last boss I've got to kill before Gwyn without including the dlc dlc and 40 is doing dlc right now 40 is going to kill uh i'm on calamity right now don't buy do it and then 40 has got to do dox and Gwyndolin and priscilla is that it uh yeah okay so it's a how do I get to deceive someone needs to let me know I think the last chance I had was here him not beating man is I don't want to catch up anymore all right there was there was a thingy in Anor Londo like a like an orange door thingy that's gone now I think no oh you've missed you know where do I go every everywhere I seem to go I get killed that's fine that's I'm okay with this uh wait so I think I go this way right there's like a staircase yeah it's behind that big big boy over there's a dragon in front of my camera I'm sorry about that this is cringe I actually don't know how you made it through both of her over thingies and one girl can you can you move other way oh thank you holy crap keep going that way more if you want I'm very happy I don't know what else I can do though the other paths like blocked and the funny thing is like I'm pretty sure I've done this before I just don't remember what I'm supposed to do dude how did I not get hit there what the hell uh oh is there a way through this bore without having to fight it probably not boring boring bore oh no no no almost died a few hours ago so he has to being alive um I hope you're right I'm not like a car crash I don't know damn yeah I hope you're right yeah be careful out there in that spooky world we call earth uh god damn it's chill the fuck out bore I'm just trying to run away from you okay the mixture of pain and madness in his voice when he said this is cringe it's one of my top tier insults for a video game's design so the boss can't get in here but it won't let me activate the bonfire as well I fucking hate this game sometimes I think it's good that we have it on record though on an efab gaming just how bad bed of chaos is so if this ever gets referenced you'll know that this is what we're talking about okay boss can you get the fuck away I want to use this bonfire I don't want to go through this again no all right okay Netflix Chappelle's show is now on Netflix me unfortunately Chappelle encourages people not to watch it on on Netflix yeah because he doesn't get any money for it yeah then again Dave Chappelle man Dave Chappelle is such a he's so he is like he is one of the greatest comedians currently living Dave Chappelle is a fucking god yeah genius I mean we talked about this already what I was re-watching is Dave this is Chappelle's show shit because it just pops up on my youtube yeah sometimes it's like it's just so fucking funny all right god the Clayton Biggs be the black white supremacist that's so fucking great that dirty monkey's beating my hood um if you have hate in your heart let it out and then let's see your face Clayton it's like don't be afraid shot you're right thanks Michael one of the guys guys explodes there's a punch and we can talk about what brotherhood am I alive why can't I use the bonfire it just won't let me use it period fuck uh what do you guys think where are you taking me um what do you guys think this is a fucking absurd event right now I don't have any estes left I'm just fucking around almost fuck you don't feel I'm dying here okay I think that the other boy fucked up not enough I could use it no stop it the question was what do you guys think if a story has good characters dialogue themes dialogue and pacing you still enjoy even if it has a lot of plot holes well I think character is king so good characters can make uh oh man no need to remember the path through the library which is actually it's a large area for now I have no I no longer know how to beat this part I guess the problem with the plot hole is that oh there you go that's for Tia's kitchen you know first thing to do is lose the armor that could actually be what it's what's killing me what you say you need to fight the bed of let's see I wonder if you make it because this I just realized like I'm much slower that could be it use an RPG and one hit it this isn't as good as Resident Evil come on well by the way for the record killing the firekeeper and our lawn or doesn't do shit what do you mean it didn't trigger the illusion to oh yeah that's what I said that's why I was trying to figure out how to shoot thing in the jungle yeah I thought it did but it doesn't wait if you kill it it worked yeah what the fuck was that damage Jesus Christ come you I think Calamity is a lot easier than man is man is just a little bit like blah blah blah I was asking you okay no but uh somebody in chat has already said a plot holes can ruin characters when they're acting in incongru and waste for the sake of the plot that was what I was going to get to is that good characters and sometimes not coexist plot holes don't matter I don't think they know what they're talking about because anything they value a plot hole can affect yeah of course because it may render it may mean that your characters behaving stupidly or that they're overpowered or that they're contradicting their own values or whatever whatever meaning they've derived it from like some kind of true statement we just prefer to provide the equal and opposite statement in the form of a plot hole and then how can you tell me you're invested now and I've told you could like up information that opposes it entirely yep explain to me that is that is kind of the fundamental thing character is king and even theme probably comes before plot depending on what kind of story you're telling all right attempt number 783 that's it wait muller how did you manage to kill her without the predictor I bought some arrows from Andre I think you didn't use the fucking club what do you mean we're allowed to use other items idiot all right all right I missed the fire bomb I'm using another got him why don't you just fucking die when I hit you agree what happens if I do this um did I bug the game there's a chance I'll check something out because the mole is covered but I don't play doxels not into ultra challenging games it's yeah it's definitely that though so dark souls bed of chaos boss fight 4k 60 affairs at 145 he runs on the outside and isn't blocked he doesn't know what he's talking about oh get right right what I don't even know what you said something about chaos what are you talking about I something about I think I don't what do you mean I don't know anything about bed of chaos I just think it's really funny so I killed boob lady and then I sat down by the bonfire before the the cutscene trigger and the world is still bright yeah you gotta um wait you had the cutscene with it goes dark no no it like the cutscene didn't trigger because I sat down by bonfire yeah just go back into a room and it'll trigger oh okay you should anyway and if not then uh I guess you broke in the game out of that yeah oh there we go he's fine yeah the hell that tundra should shut the fuck up I'm gonna speed run maybe if I hold my shield up I'll make it the good thing is that the fire keeper won't attack you gotta be why don't you do so much to oh he's buffed by the fucking guy oh I didn't even think about that that makes much more sense now oh yeah okay I need to kill the small ones first okay I don't know uh I completely forgot about that rip 16k it's like one level if even the don't really matter yeah but this stage in the game right that's yeah you know if I had survived that hit that could have been it who knows probably not but it's it's yeah maybe if I do like Indian Jones level jump over to the other platform block the face dodge the same you let it go I should probably just fucking run through to be honest what's up getting sleepy yeah because right now German time it's like six a.m. isn't it not even close it's three a.m. all right wow I mean that's only three hours that's pretty not bad I said not even close I think so is that you walked into it you know what you're goddamn right I did because the whole fucking arena ow stop hitting me with the gloobs fucking run the Russian that's so many enemies in here damn damn son damn damn I fall down dodge dip dive and dodge you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a plot yeah so make good enough time us here wish you all a good stream all righty no worries have a good a good night and heimers yourself uh time to get nuked by safe because oh this you are in my way sir you need to get out of my way mister I have crystals all over my body the whole human house opens up are easy to avoid it's like you're goddamn right they are except when someone hits you into them that's when they become harder to avoid it's just fascinating watching people fucking back seek game like oh I know how to defeat this like sure you do buddy sure you do stop it right there crystal lizards it's like a possible to hit this written lizard in this tiny hallway yo see what up you want to come down there so I can beat you up right now no the game does that on purpose there's no reason it would make that unjumpable except by like an inch just to piss you off jump for it at this time you see how they made the gap just too big big to base kind of look okay that's why and uh yeah that's why and I was not allowed apparently you can't make that jump oh it's one of my that makes it even better it's just point killed me doxel shitty platform and peeves and except where you're talking about length which is bad the thing that comes to my mind is the width so in games where your character is let's say like five units wide to get through a gap and they have these like four and a half unit just like spaces like you'll have the wall and you'll have a hole and you by every possible intuitive and reasonable mind should be able to just go through this space but nope your character is five units wide and that space is 4.5 so now you've stopped and you got to go around the other way and like why do you do this game designers you didn't have to do that they didn't have they what they should they should honestly update the game just bed of chaos it's this horrible horrifying most of us or an illusion you walk into it and you hit a little goop and it dies i'd be much more appreciative of that if they could remove the shitty fucking boss why is snake boy just climbing up there he's just fucking off he's like bye all right well dark zone gwindling gives you 40k what the shit also see if curse me if we killed me that's very upsetting oh okay yeah uh the uh the dudes outside of a seat so thingy can drop the virgin stuff they can but will they may they but won't they debate moved today mildew they how can i climb up this route huh because reasons obviously what is the what do they want from me oh that would that look like a bit of a dodgy grab that looked like it was a bit far away yes me but bossy on metal uh well i just got killed on purpose by sea so i'm in a tower thingy so see this the next one okay wait did you have a rare ring of sacrifice uh i i i have a cringe that is like look how close you have to be you can break it curse wow rare ring oh i'm not even like you you know i don't care that i didn't you i don't care even you wait what happened to me i made it but like you well i mean i don't really mind dying now because i would rather approach bed of chaos is lost bit from the front rather than the side come out from the side you just get fucking walloped over and on how are you even meant to see these attacks coming well you see you're supposed to aim the camera up but then i can see where you're going every so many right come on run run run run run i can do a mom i don't know why i didn't die there no don't grab me ow and the platforms fall down as well god terrible terrible boss possibly the worst in all of souls board which is quite the feat who of those drops the stupid key fuck off i lost track which one it is it's like that you just go into the middle and kill it in one hit uh yep it's a little trigger so good i don't even remember where i need to go now um what's the quickest way to be uh the dlc next to the hydra like those that area i guess i went from undead perish but i don't know if that's the quickest way like past the demon dude and run down the zigzaggy steps i'm gonna try from filing yeah because i'm crazy you crazy try hell yeah rat king is my favorite boss of all the soul at least the rat king die like this tentacle guys kind of look like a british from blubborn hmm the tentacle guys kind of look like a british oh yeah kind of which one's the shit one in docs well there are a lot of in docs i'll say that i hear pretty bad the royal rat authority is that that's a pretty bad one yeah isn't there letters oh shit they're all full because of the hitboxes though right yes i'm okay yeah i just uh is so long has really cool music you know what right but his grab right his grab who doesn't love his grab behind the hill that's so dumb what's the thing uh you know doxels one can never hope to match up to the tisms of doxels too they can try that's why i went out okay if i die they never won't get there actually faster if i die i just spoil so i can go up the ladder immediately see ya bitches why do i why do you have to learn how to get good uh why can't you just have the image in your head be the thing that comes on the god damn page yeah that'd be nice that's what you said earlier i can break the curse with the thing wait i have a curse fight ring for his curse resistance uh oh die lose nothing null effect okay okay okay i understand i just put it on me so next time i die i get the thing no wait is it the rare ring of sacrifice or the ring of sacrifice uh rare ring of sacrifice yeah okay that that breaks yeah i just read the thing it said as well you can read yeah don't tell anyone i just yeah die nothing nullified curse ring breaks yeah i just encountered baby skeletons for the first time i'm laughing so hard well you could find him creepy did babies are hilarious i agree oh no i never backseat game especially not doing metal bloodborne streams oh metal needs that okay needs it sharp have you tried not dying also high rags i just did it i just tried that and it worked out it's not like a stupid plan i hate it it worked oh shit i felt so vindicated looking up bed of chaos and saw that everyone else also hated it watch this is pretty catholic as well yeah it would be because it's that's the experience of better chaos possibly it's one of its worst like like what's ringy talking about when i have an image in my brain it translates directly onto the paper yeah no i was saying like it's just not because odd it's just i don't know you have a picture in here you know it's like that uh that's simpson's joke yeah that's a wild looking barbecue why does it might look like that that's the experience of drawing wait how do you get this guy to move you don't oh yeah um some people with photographic memory can do that that's cheating yeah that's what i could cheat nobody likes photographic memory people hey that sounds pretty ableist of you know them they're super able that's like saying you're yeah i'm disabled i forget things no it is ableist right because it's a super able yeah so i'm saying i'm i am disabled because i forget things does brissela have a tail weapon i'm pretty sure i missed that's your last boss i don't know what you got when after that i guess uh no four kings as well oh holy crap that's what the fuck she's touching you'll know no place you took off that wow dude that love law took off all my health but wait for tear if i gotta kill this go let me do then i gotta kill him at the crystal caves and then i gotta come back here right uh yes that's not annoying at all golden golem crystal cave golem that's standing randomly amongst a bunch of crystal dudes and then go back and get grabbed or manhandled by the menace to be fair is the man since he has man in his name on fire the bone lost the deck that that is fucking true oh i missed one that said the previous super chat is gay so we can just assume that applies to all of them oh shit bro well all of them are previous oh yeah super gay you all have to get more to fight the witches with zero insight why would you even suggest that wait does that mean they can't go invisible or does i don't know that'd be interesting i guess if that'd be true warp to crystal duke's archives crystal cave uh duke's archives to all speaking of thoughts on predator series um i guess they want to know our thoughts on the predator series it's pretty good except for all of them except for the first two except for maybe mainly the one and then half of the second one yeah whatever whatever i'm more or something take that it's unfortunate for the films yeah definitely there's good games in like abp crossover and oh right there's like this whole fucking crystal cave thingy oh fuck off never read the comics or anything like that you can't read that's why oh oh wait no don't me sorry comics just pick pictures dude you can you can read comics that's not reading doll that's just watching yeah i'm gonna watch you die whoa sorry that was a bit rough whoa bro so whoa dude that was a bit bit fucked up that one i'm dying crystal golem kind of fucked up okay now to do the same thing i just did whoa oh i can't reverse oh i just fucking wasted those bring me if you're as a as a someone with an interest in writing they have excerpts here for the rock um okay so the the new character is just a rock excerpts uh okay so but all conversation came to an end as leox and afi stopped their group at the edge of the cockpit uh and this here leox said with a grin is our ship's navigator geode the narration reinstating in one corner of the cockpit was a rock it continues about as tall and slightly wider than wreath himself dark gray with round edges and a flinty flaky surface impression impressive as rocks friend but still it was just a rock wasn't it wreath frown sure this was some kind of weird joke it's not a joke geisy explained he's vintarian from vint he's a vintarian from vint okay biggest pet peeven in science fiction when the race of a species is named after the planet they're from we are not called earthers or like earthlings we are humans what do you come up with a different name you say that like martians and mars aren't a thing i know that that is a thing but what i'm saying is like don't we get called earthlings in other fiction that's fine with me what i'm no what i'm appealing to more is that this the species itself refer like if we went to space we would not and like like imagine i was born on on i don't know like uh on titan i'm not going to call myself an earthling like i'm a human that's the species i am here i mean what i'm saying is like a pluv thing though because like if we're introduced to a wider universe we might be considered earthers and like the species might even be called earthlings what would the aliens themselves consider them themselves to be you know what i mean like it like in in mass effect the turians are not from a planet called turian right their planet's called something different because of course it is the names that we give ourselves as a species are different are like not based on the planet that we're from i don't know this seems too hard and fast for me like you could easily have someone give the species name and then they plan it after the species name or something that could happen and it's no reason why i imagine both things like what i'm appealing to is the idea that it frustrates we then that more often than not they're named after the planet they're from like i just say oh it's lazy like i think i think it doesn't make sense frankly like i imagine that if you're a species and then you develop and then you like if somebody's pointing out right like in the matter here what the um as you're not supposed to be in here frog man is drunk nah get out of here like i i think that it's i do kind of i would appeal to a couple of things one from a writing standpoint it kind of bugs me i don't want to say that it's lazy but like oh we're sanghealy and we're from the planet sanghealios it's like man like you could make up two made up words all right it's okay but also just fundamentally i don't know if we're gonna if we're gonna base aliens on like the way that we are the name that we have for human yeah somebody we're all humans from the planet human this pet peeve is inconsequential yeah that's why it's a pet peeve it's not that big of a deal but like just bugs we could have called earth man they could have called earth man i'm not saying that it's i'm not saying that it's implausible that this is um that that are that you name it like that it just frustrates me like when you see in the species and they all name like that like all the aliens are like that the human beings are still humans from earth yeah julius i kill priscilla if we're if if if a if a space it's like we had a story that was set in the future and everybody just agreed that that's how it works like that earth the humans are actually earthlings from earth and i don't know like sleeps are from the planet schliepo then i don't think i have a problem with it but it's more human centric way of doing it where we're human beings but everybody else is named after the planet that they're from yeah you would have to have like we're set up that way because we only have humans everyone you taught you know it's it's until we have something it's like why we say human rights is because that concept of rights only applies to humans because we're the only thing that fits the bill um it's just sort of how it is if we had grown up in a different way then there's still maybe for me like if we go oh our planet's called earth and they go the alien you you know confederacy are like well no we have words that we use for other things your planet is being labeled humania and it's just like wait so we're humans from humania now it's like yeah that's just the way it works to categorize them into this new united civilization but i mean if we were if we're talking about aliens that expanded to many planets what reason would they have at that point to derive their name from their home planet it almost doesn't matter anymore at that point because you've got all these other planets it would be confusing if anything i'm just saying it can be categorized that way i don't i don't really see the problem uh well what i'm saying is at this point i imagine that would actually just legitimately be confusing it's like if we're all on different planets constantly it's like what what's the point of like basing either basing our name on the planet that we're from or retroactively renaming our home planet to be in line with our species name i'm not really sure why i'm thinking is it wouldn't be renaming to this confederacy or the galactic universal system that just like your planet isn't known as earth to us um oh uh you what you mean like if they said we have our own names so we're going to use that name to describe you like if the the name of it was already categorized but humans were like no it should be called earth not whatever the fuck you guys have come up with no i'm not that's why i said pov i'm talking about the species name not like the the idea that the species is named after the planet yeah i just saw it i give you an example of how it could be done in reverse to justify it narratively what to rename the planet after the species earth joins up with a galactic federation and they're like you'll we've named your planet as you join humania and you'll be the human so wouldn't they name the race as well but what i'm saying is that's certainly let us keep the species name but they're like earth isn't we can't accept earth is the name of your planet for whatever reason well no but i'm talking about in like a story that set where there's when like we're on more than one planet where like the significance of the the home planet isn't really as pronounced anymore like imagine that i don't know humanity's got like 10 planets and they've colonized and then they run into aliens it's like what what what at this point does it matter like which the home planet is anymore why would that be significant race yeah and then just gets more specific from their human earth boston and of course i'm talking about when this is the name of the alien race itself like i.e. in halo the sanghi li is the name of the race and sanghi lios is the name of the planet and there's no reason to assume that they change the name of one or the other that's just how it naturally occurred which i find kind of unfathomable considering the grunts are from gruntopia yeah i'm gonna push back again what depends on the context of how these things happened for example mars martian earth earthling like it really depends but the species are calling themselves that for a different but we came up with mars for a different like if we were to try to categorize for a different planet i'm saying how they refer to themselves yeah but i don't know the context of that what what is it just i'm saying in the context that they do refer to themselves that way like you bump into i don't know like you you're humans and you go on a spaceship and you fly out somewhere and then you bump into aliens from the planet and they're like wet food piece from food and that's the name we've chosen for ourselves like naturally we're americans from america well i find that one interesting right because it's in terms of nationality as opposed to species like i guess i can i can understand like for instance in the expanse where it's like oh yeah earth is there from earth and martians are from mars and it's like well that's nationality but the species name is still human couldn't they again that's why i was asking about context like what if they want to be identified by their home planet rather than whatever name they have but i'm referring i'm referring to i was referring more to instances of like we are a species that spans many planets however we are all named after the home planet because that's our species name that just developed naturally somehow like a planet and our species have the same name just because yes i agree if those were developed uh and you just decided that's what they would call it it would be really weird like it would be like i'm not weird i guess i guess i guess what i'm trying what i'm saying is i don't disagree with the idea of say in a in a setting that like they have actually gone together and chosen to change the name of their species i'm referring to the idea that that just naturally happened that naturally the aliens from planet flume called their planet flume and themselves flumpies like that just seems ridiculous to me especially why i would i would instead assume there's a reason they've done that rather than it's just a coincidence that they categorize as well i think the reason why it happens is because um i think the reason why it happens is because we get as history beings get a little bit weird when it comes to the way that we view other i mean the clearest example being like kryptonians from krypton who all speak the same language it's like man there are like a thousand languages on earth and and a lot and it feels like uh sometimes science fiction stories don't reconcile that like all of the aliens speak so like we're kryptonians from krypton and we speak kryptonian it's like come on you know what i mean as opposed to speaking human well we're humans from earth who speak in english or chinese uh or like you know some other language but again it would it would matter how they developed um it was funny actually recently all i ever knew about dr who was the other species he is quote unquote half human half time lord and time lords all tend to have tardices and the ability to be able to regenerate so down its own i was just like what the fuck like your species is called time look like you're a species that is just intrinsically connected to time that doesn't yeah but the more i just like so i was i just used to sort of ignore it but it seems that um this is someone's going to get so pissed at me in chat when i misrepresent this but it's not about the actual specifics it's making a wider point um so i found out that apparently this the the time lords weren't called time lords they were called something else like let's just say humans for the sake of it and gg they were quite advanced but um something went this is this is the part that's really goopy but i kind of like there's something about the rest of it i find interesting so someone put a curse on them that made it so that they can't reproduce okay yeah we'll just go with that um and so like one of the greatest scientists or whatever came up with a way that they body they don't die they regenerate instead like they their cellular structure changes and they they can live on after suffering lethal damage and um and then they could grow extra population through like test tube sort of shit and so they went from being you know whatever their equivalent of humans would be to time lords like and it's because they've also mastered time and they use it and they also regenerate like they're trying to argue like they've progressed to a different thing i guess whilst not go back in time to fix the well it's this is the thing i'm gonna have to do all the point i'm trying to make is that uh for all i know krypton kryptonians and kryptonians as a language all of that could be as a result of how they've been going for the past like however long and uh everything's changed now because we're still young and look in the cosmic timeline birth you know yeah yeah no i know um i think i just i think i saw someone in chat describe uh something called sci-fi stories usually called uh use what's called planet of the hats gimmick to over generalize an entire race so they can be categorized into a story easier it's like yeah i like i imagine that the reason why it happens is because it's more complicated to have to be like so this alien race is called this which is a very different name from the planet they're from and also they have like 300 languages um yeah it's not it's not that big a deal though it's it's like i said it's a pet peeve it's not like an actual problem that i like a big problem yeah and for me i just feel like it just depends on the execution i'm assuming nine times out of ten it's gonna be lazy writers not thinking about how to actually create a meaningful world but like with the doctor who example i think if you took that baseline idea and actually like chipped away at it to make it way better it could be like um because like the the daleks uh used to be human or at least a humanoid species um the story for them is something like uh crazy fascist supremacy man scientist went nuts and like created body armor for a whole bunch of people and then over time genetically engineered them to be more and more pure to fit better in the machines until they went nuts and like took over the respective civilization so now they're the daleks when they would have been some other thing you know um bring it on you think it's possible that languages could gradually coalesce into one language sort of how link english is becoming more popular i don't have a problem with like in the future an alien species defaulting to one or two languages my problem is when the language is literally named after their race like i just find that bizarre um you know the language the names of like like mandarin that's that's the name of a language it's not called han chinese um or like han human being or you know or just human i don't know it's it's it's weird that's all thank you for making a differentiation between the chinese and people um but like theoretically a bunch of aliens all right all right school buddy a bunch of aliens who speak with lights or like just sounds like um arm they could refer to what myself if i can you know uh chinese person or whoever else we're all speaking human to them they might call it that because they're just like whatever you're speaking well as people pointing out english from england yes but it's not called human that's what i'm saying it's not called human earth isn't called human and english isn't called human swedish is called human swedish is called um but yeah on that note i have to head off but it's been fun good luck with the rest goodbye forever right i think i've killed all the bosses now i think i only have uh gwin yeah i gotta do the dlc mel how you did priscilla i did the dlc i did gwendolyn four kings four kings are just killed oh come on i got invaded you're not showing to win this one unless uh you have some big issues with gwin what was the thing i'm not even sure i'll be able to do it because i uh i don't know about manus oh i didn't just kill me brother wait what come on kill me as well yeah yeah jesus christ but yeah catch the light of gas have a good day bye goodbye goodbye wow just taking over the stream was weird words and then just fucks off i bet he said no no we all know english us humans maybe one day who knows this is what i mean if you push us all to like a thousand years plus maybe we do all have one language and um whatever reason it'd be really weird right but like what if they ended up calling it um how big of a percentage of the world speaks english at this point like as a first or a second language i don't know but i'm also pretty sure that languages are dying like a lot right um there's a whole bunch of languages that are yeah minority languages yeah yeah so i figure it's more globalization happens um the more that might very well be the case more if mandarin and english can compete so much they make one try an attempt at a unifying language and they call it human what's they do to firefly they use the uses of chinese or mandarin words with oh yeah they do and um what's the what's the is it star wars where everyone speaks basic that's what they call that isn't it is it like imperials oh my god i can't remember i can't remember either where's the paris on there just silence loads loads loads of uh sci-fi stuff do do do that with one language i know i'm pretty sure every i've discovered this about myself every time you end up saying do do it's um it's it's uh you could always just cut out one of them in the sense will still be fine right no mine was perfect thank you well i mean i want you to include do do no but it's also the other thing with a lot of sci-fi like um mass effect or battle five or other ones and that kind of existence is that usually it's not like it's not it may not just necessarily like peace on earth but it's like where it's like earth gov you know united federation of earth it's all yeah we we've united as a species and it's like well yeah that is science fiction that yeah i wouldn't be surprised if eventually we are referred to as earthlings from earth and then some alien is like oh yeah they'll speak earth i don't fucking know yeah another categorized yeah another sentient beings have encountered us because until we go out and now i haven't faced guin in fucking ages i'm probably gonna fail the parries you'll be fine yeah i failed the first one okay so you go out and like colonize the third one different planets and other stuff and the sixth okay now i'm just dying yeah come on let's be calm yeah i've lost my my bearings run away there's enough near sentient species on earth that it will soon not make sense to call humans earthlings anyway i mean who knows how it'll all turn out i suppose in sci-fi they treat species name like nationality that's why i wanted to say was don't rule it out that's all it just depends on what show you're talking about uh this reasoning you come up with for why they're considered the way that they are like i said daleks from speaking dalek what if you renamed your planet you know like i don't want to be called earth anymore i want it to be called humans are fucking awesome you have to say that whole name humans from the planet hume hume we are the cuties from planet netflix oh no uh get out of here i think i'm gonna go lay down i will uh catch up later i'm just getting drowsy that's all right catch you around mate it's been fun good boy i love seeing a bit well very well i feel like i might stop after our torius because fortia will have one so the race will be over that's my excuse that's about right yeah i'm getting kind of sleepy too it's half past three and it did happen i'm i'm looking forward to battling orius of art the fight is cool he's a good man i still have painting left i still have to deal with it there's so many bosses still left yeah right oh if intellectual aliens exist they probably have how do you just use one hit one hit kill every boss um man as i took on the third try i think the rest that they're gonna first because i feel feel against like there was like like two or three parts where troubles but i don't think it was like super super duper terrible but every time we do a race one of us just will never meet but one of you guys i mean honestly i am probably out of all the souls born games i think blood born is the one i'm best at at this point um which is funny because i like it's more to do with exploits i think see you next time i'll get some rest i'm i'm still here i'm not i'll just happy yet oh he's yelling at me i don't even know the paths to a lot of things that actually did took a bunch of time as well it took okay don't even let me roll cool metal kill capra first yeah that that was when did that for fuck's sake let me fucking do something okay dude do the quick attack just do that don't let me do anything i think i killed goggles first yeah i guess i could three uh first challenge is first how's the race alpha tears just holy fuck dude he's doing the quick attack over and over i have no chance to parry him how's the race i had drinks i've been drinking as well i should have imported another ring i don't have any coke here and i was lazy to get up shut up hell whoa uh you think normally gwin would be the next one in the main game all right i got a club him one more time and he's dead come on off do it bitch give me all your god baby uh oh don't you need an item for the painting as well yeah the doll dude i had i don't even know what it is we were so busy talking about that thing but like i killed our torus once with ease and i struggled like hell the sanctuary guarded for some reason you know who it is yeah our torus is awesome a little bit a little bit your favorite these mongos probably yeah outside of austin and smo i think that might take it actually no i think our torus is better i feel like most of the smo is a little more impressive to me because they took two individual bosses managed to combo them up without it being a fucking shit fast doll's in the asylum all right so did you beat the guy yet i'm like no i don't have the motive motivation to get all the items to get to the fucking bait i haven't landed a single parry you know i don't know the fucking parry i think i'm just gonna go fight gwin actually a nice way to to add the game metal you did the same yeah melvin beat gwin on a way i i i guess i need to uh some fire bombs to throw at boob lady no no um which of the lord souls do you not have uh i i i think i have all the lord souls now in which case uh go to your respective slug monster mine would be frammed you guys probably have carth and then go and put them all into the big goomba then we can all kill him right away dude i'm just don't mind me i'm just being a dumbo just did gwin i win oh damn it um if intellectual aliens exist they probably have their form of some kind of biome binominal nomenclature like we do for our other multiple species on our planet i mean that's the thing it depends on the context because like in colloquial terms it'd be easy to be like oh those fucking earthers speaking earth earth one earth eel earth swivel boobal oh thanks for the sub man i appreciate it well you if intelligent aliens do exist you think it's worth the risk to beat them oh sure why not so do i start the dark souls three quest line or do i do the bad ending do the ending that you believe to be true for tear yeah bitch i shall link the fire then oh yeah if you fight gwin if you die you have to run all this fucking way as well yeah i'm not sure do you think i did that because they wanted to uh i don't know make you feel no just make you feel worse when you lose i don't know there's so many enemies here as well the grease wave it's like uh what boss is it isn't the iron demon demon iron golem no what was his name in dark souls two with the fucking atrocious death run um which one uh smelter demon smelter demon thank you oh yeah his death rods cad sir i mean the first one is really bad but the second one holy fuck yeah they weren't they they wanted to cause you paid with that one oh whoops whoops i took a wrong turn i got a black knight armor thingy that's cool anybody one for tears the winner yeah i did it dude with that start i was actually like i was so angry at caphrity when you guys have no idea oh i i know that's what happened to me when we first did this remember no idea do you see what happened to us in these playthroughs like clearly my my big old glampus was uh better chaos metals i guess was the rafters on there funnily enough i don't even know why did you kill the second asylum demon yes i did you need to kill him to get to the painted world yeah we all chose different routes but uh we managed to make actually it's a problem that i didn't remember the half of most of the things that well i mostly remember some of this was some gas work though your fritism do you still play hunt showdown i have never played that game at mall i believe you are some of this yeah fisk you should hang out with the efab community more true was he ever like involved at all with the efab community no i don't even know that he knows what and it's so cool because he bought my microphone usually i died because i did the try to parrying it worked twice and then i know you you find guine i am now battling him too uh wow oh wait can you walk around i never thought about that so you don't need to kill the second asylum demon to get the doll no you walk around that's why i was thinking about that when you said it i was like i don't think you have to that's true enough that i think look at my health chug that health boy oh that's the thing guine hates it when you heal right yeah yeah stop that he knows you're cheating oh wait let me use my own command oh that's not good i i'm still comfortable with saying that guine didn't need to be a difficult end boss because of the the point that the game is making it at this juncture but holy fuck is he easy yeah i mean the thing is though without parries i think he's pretty difficult maybe they should have removed like you should compare him i don't know my parry didn't even deal that much damage i have 40 strength do you have a plus oh i think i think my strength's only at 30 that's a check i have like i think i don't have a plus 10 weapon oh it's plus 12 actually whoops oh my his music is great his lore is great but the actual fight the fight's like okay it's just it's not a parry he's fucking jumped off dude when jumped off oh no i don't go in like one of the the silver knights he just did like a jumpy attack and he just fucking jumped right into the hole yeah um i'm afraid i missed out on calamity and manus but it came close i think metal's god what is it bristler and dark sun left in the main game i mean no uh yeah very well um have you ever tried to like purposely fight him without parrying i always find him without parrying oh why because i never use parry in the games oh and now i tried again and i died again because i don't know the time begs what's i'm not motivated right now and i have to pee really badly oh no yeah the only way i know how to like uh heal without getting fucked is by just using the pillars so he charges into those instead of into you yeah just that wind is a shit ton of damage he do but he's right and look at my health i'm like a fucked ton of health as well he still annihilates you he's the lord of cinder i had 40 stamina and he still chunked me end the stream now musily i mean it probably will yeah that's about it i'd say it is over i'm watching your guys and stream on my stream seven hours and 17 minutes around seven hours to beat most of the game i think i beat bloodborne in four hours all bosses so apparently bloodborne's quicker yeah because i played dark souls probably more than bloodborne and i'm still not like able to rush through it then again we were using weapons that wasn't a huge fan of with some restrictions as well mm-hmm we didn't do that oh yeah we did have the walkie start like with kappa and stuff and because we take that probably take some time we did do a uh cane only or whatever bloodborne but the cane is not actually that bad like at all fucking it's dagga faxer and crab control 11 minutes for me i win the title of absolutism here we do an efap tomorrow we are so uh yeah i need some sloops i feel like it's too good to to pass up as an opportunity to end the stream on these wonderful credits and the music so it's been fun ladles and gel stalemans i don't know if we'll be doing anything to do with dark souls three anytime soon but there you go we've done bloodborne done dark souls one who knows what shall be next is it on the wand division no uh tomorrow is not planned to be about that i'm sure people will ask me super chance about general takes secure run next god damn it my damage is shit dude yeah i have to parry him like six times to kill him i did better without parrying though ds2 race whoever reaches gran lake castle first wins god yeah i actually do kind of regret not playing through it once just to remind myself of at least the main game stuff the only thing i did was run to capra i played all the way to onstein small this is how how long it went pretty well from me and then i just had to start thinking about where the fuck i need to go even how long are you casting for the next race so like i have both their screens up and just go like and here we see portia coming around the corner here with his club at the ready no you need to do with the spanish all right i'm gonna end it there it's been fun catch you all right i'm gonna give it one much five three okay bitch