 Hi, I'm Dexter Griff from the popular web series Red vs. Blue and I'm Dick Simmons from the same show today We're gonna talk to you about an important topic how to properly wash and dry your clothes normally I wouldn't care for any of this But sometimes the only way to tell us apart is by sheer color alone keeping your clothes Vibrant and clean is a great way to establish your Individualism especially if you and all your friends have identical bodies It's almost as if some higher power forced us all to be the exact same height and shape But that's crazy, right? Look in mighty vermilion there today Simmons. Thank you, sir But technically I'm brick. This is a perfect example of needing color correction If you were even just slightly colorblind, you wouldn't be able to tell these two apart. What up Simmons? How dare? Sister, I'm over here. Hey Lopez No Dioro ser parte de esto It's important to make sure you use the right cleaning solutions for your clothing different stains dirt and grime require different treatments It's also completely okay to just throw your stuff in the washer with a bit of soap Just make sure to use the right amount. Otherwise, you'll end up flooding your entire laundry room We lost caboose for three days Be sure to separate your clothing before washing different types of clothes require different methods of cleaning You definitely don't want to do something stupid like using bleach on your colored clothes Oh, no, I have used bleach on my colored clothes doughnut. No griff look it's Sarge I made a mistake. I swear pink looks good on you Sarge real macho. Yeah. No, it's it's lightest red Lightest red. I tell you that's okay Sarge pink is super in fashion with men right now Things that are traditionally seen as sensitive or feminine are accepted everywhere And it's okay to feel comfortable in whatever color you like. Oh gosh Simmons. I uh I'm Poor but I'm very thought every fiber of my being is little blaze But they need to establish my masculinity Doxically, I'm calling outside to fight a bear e-brick and re-dive my arm in red in the blood of my enemies because I am In order to get the grease and food stains out of your good clothes You might have to slip into some old shitty clothes while you wash There's absolutely no shame in looking like you rolled out of a garbage can just so you can look like a million bucks later on Holy shit, I thought we got rid of that armored years ago Did you really have nothing else to wear caboose? Oh, no Yeah, the rest of my stuff got lost in the laundry foam. Yeah, it's kind of hard to see in there Well, well, that's totally understandable. Don't ever feel bad for wearing old stuff. Yeah, it's okay. It happens, buddy You'll find your stuff eventually. Oh, thanks guys. Yeah, I'm gonna go see if the foam is died down a little. Oh God he looks so bad. I know right I was this close to vomit if I ever walk outside dressed like that Please shoot me when you're done washing your clothes. It'll be time to dry them Make sure you wash and dry your clothes of proper temperatures. Otherwise, they might change size Nothing's worse than having your super comfy Super baggy pair of pants right right up your ass after a wash It's really Really hard to breathe right now. I can feel my blood flow slowing down I'm gonna guess you didn't read the wash tag on your armor It clearly says to watch cold and hang dry doc. How else do I sanitize my clothes? Come on doc. Let's get you some new clothes. I had very much like that. Yes Doc, did you uh, rip your pants? I'm not sure but I can feel my feet again and a nice breeze After you're done washing and drying your clothes It's time to fold and organize making sure you keep everything nice and neat is a perfect way to easily access your clothes later on You can even hang stuff up if you don't want to fold It's the easy way out But be sure to keep your clean and dirty clothes separate. Otherwise you might get them mixed up Especially if you get dressed in the dark and put on the wrong armor, right Simmons? Oh, I don't remember this being so loose my arms feel like they're covered in lube or grease Well, why is this wet? Why is that sticky? It's what the hell is? Oh God what the hell is that smell? Where have you been wait? No, Sarge. This is a misunderstanding. I'm Simmons. Don't give me that crap griff I'd recognize your fat lazy orange ass anywhere. Seriously Sarge. I'm just in the wrong armor Huh, don't think you're getting out of base chores I'm gonna drag your ass out of here and beat the living insubordination out of you. It's hard to not wait When you run out of clean clothes You might have to wear the same dirty clothes for days or you might find old clothes You haven't worn in a while or you might find some random things laying around like this blue armor We found this is usually a telltale sign that you need to do laundry and with the tips We've given you you'll be on the way to being fresh and clean and feeling good I don't know what's worse, but I made all my red armor Well, I just read well that I have to wear this dirty and extremely clean and fresh blue armor Hey guys, I can't really tell what color this armor is. I found something that doesn't suffocate me. Oh my god It's a bunch of me the vitamins. They're working On the real though do yourself a favor and everyone around you and wash your clothes regularly Don't forget to use bleach and a lot of laundry detergent Thanks for checking out that episode of RVB You can find the playlist to watch more below or you can go to roostateef.com to check out the latest RT shows Also, don't forget to like subscribe and hit that bell or leave a comment