 Should I do a line of coke just to get in the mood? Uhhh... What? No, I'm Sommlin' Khan in this movie. Uhhh... JUSH! Welcome back to our Twitter and YouTube Corp. I'm Stephanie. You can follow me on Instagram, Twitter, and YouTube, see content. Thank you to every resource on Patreon. Follow us on Twitter, Twitter account, subscribe, and like button. And today, Steph is back. Welcome back. Hello. Haven't seen you in a while. Yeah. Uhhh... But... Uh, we are, Steph is back because we are doing a reaction to the only desis, that's the channel's name, of their revisit to hum-de-la-dee-chuk-ee-sa-nam. Uh, and if you're like, what, you guys have watched it? Yes, we have. We did. And you can see our watch long. By the time this is out, it's already on YouTube, the cut-up version. If you'd like to go check out the full-on cut version, though, you can add it over to Patreon. Put the link in the description below if there's been a comment. Sorry, I was in my watch-long mode. But yeah, so, um, this was actually sold by one of our beautiful subbers, Heynoss. Um... Nice. No, not. No, it wasn't Heynoss. It was, uh, Himanchu, my apologies. Okay. Um, H's, they're all the same. Um, but they kind of just go over, like, I'm sure they watched it when they were children, and now they've gone back years later to revisit this film and all of its fart glory. Fart glory. Definitely most insane things I never expected in a film. It was shocking. It was shocking. Uh, but, uh, we did end up enjoying the film, uh, overall, uh, especially, uh, Ashwarya Rai, in that movie. Yes. Let's just get into this. Shall we? Okay. That you seriously cannot remember all of them. See, Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hi. Hi-How are you, Hi-How are you? I'm good, Hi-How are you, Hi-How are you? I'm good, Hi-How are you, Hi-How are you? Hi-How are you? I'm good. I'm good. to be able to choose our own life partners. Go! We're going to blame ourselves, not our parents. Go! I'm going there. It's so early to get a girl married to the Darbar family, that their father-in-law's default look is like a tent in a wedding. Let's come to celebrate every festival you can find in him. If you could give such a deal to the girls of the house, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Meet Nandini, who is beautiful and highly uneducated. She also thinks, that it's better to kiss her than to kiss her. This is the first time I've ever kissed her. Then, she became a mother. And in the beautiful night of green screen, she falls in love with Sami. I came here to learn how to sing. I came from Italy. And one day, Sami tries to give her 90s Bollywood-style French kiss. Even my dad changes his channel to this. I'm going to record this for a while. Sorry, sorry. But Nandini, you can't do this. What if something happens to you? What will happen? You ready for this? Okay, I don't think it's her who's going to school. Look at how Sami will sexually harass Nandini. And when she stops, he starts acting like a little bitch. It's true. But for Nandini, Sami is like an underarm spell. You know it's bad, but you always want to smell it again. That's why she will go to celebrate it. And this time, he hurts her physically. See girls? That's how boys talk after marriage. That too. But Nandini is like, What's your first doubt? You gotta be fucking kidding me, right? And now she starts enjoying her bleeding hand. Like it's the best thing ever happened to her. And the next thing you know, Yeah! She has a first aid, a sex aid, she has an education, and now Nandini's mother is looking for a boy for her. She's a daughter. So she's going to die one day, right? But what did she know? That she's going to get out of her hands. And now just like every Indian mom, Did she touch you? Tell me, Nandini! And Nandini says that she has touched my d-spot. And as we all know, this time she gives me a great meal in a day. And she makes me get married at night. And in a marriage like this, Nandini sees Nandini. Nandini wants those lemons real bad. So Nandini talks to Nandini for the first time. And he is very horny. And here we have to know what the definition of KLPD is. I have to wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning. I'm going to sleep. And then Nandini regrets it. Maybe she doesn't want to go. But after 4 o'clock, she kisses Nandini and gives birth to a baby. Did I do something wrong? You were trying to banger at 4 a.m. What do you think? And then Nandini says that Nandini says that this is her husband's marriage. What does that even mean? That's ugly. Marriage is not just a marriage. It's a combination of mind and soul. Brother, you have to wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning. And you were trying to banger at 3 o'clock in the morning. And then Nandini finds out about Sambir. And he decides to help her. In such cases, only crime patrol episodes are made. In which husband beats wife a lot. And he takes her on literally a guilt trip to Italy. Where you see Chainbridge, Elizabeth Bridge, Liberty Statue, Atheist Church, and other beautiful places which are not in Italy. And if you're surprised, then guess what? People aren't even speaking Italian here. And brother has banned his mother. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I also speak Italian very well. Did you hear that? What are you talking about? This couple finally finds Sambir's driving students. But it's actually a choreo by the worst Hungarian actors ever. Yeah. But Marraaj won't give his reign even though it's late. Doesn't come out. Brother has changed his last name for astrology. The ring will give an hour. And Nandini gets shot just because of this. But when he goes to the hospital, he gets shot by a colloquial elbow. And Nandini gets shot by a colloquial elbow. He hasn't been to Sindoor in the whole movie. And now he's in the hospital and I'm in Sindoor. I'm in his throat. And Nandini realizes that Marraaj can also be physically abusive. And now she loves him. And she is like, the biggest performance of Sambir's life, I'll go to Sindoor and Mangasudra friends. So she'll know. That's why I'm giving her a surprise. I'm married. So that her life, her career, and the hope of her audience's love marriage can be done together. And now Sambir is like, don't look at me like this. Because you'll fall in love with me again. No kidding. She is so indecisive that it's actually possible. And then Nandini and Marraaj become one. Yay! Moral of the story. Love marriage. Just hope you are going to marry some random dude and hope that you'll love him eventually. And if you don't believe me, I'll tell you the truth. After the marriage, of course. But more than this, the ending of anti-love marriage is of the same day. This is our story. This is the story of our country's father-in-law, Netikta. That someone's wife becomes someone's lover. Someone's wife can never become someone's lover. He will never cry on crime. The message of both movies is not as clear as Maya's blouse. Before marriage, in love. Oh, how loud they see it. If you enjoyed the video, then make sure you hit the like button and go to the park with your valentine. Or else... Yeah. That's alright. Yes. It's like we touched on several of those things. We did. We did. Especially the fact that they 100% were in Italy and there were no Italians whatsoever in this movie. Yes. Yes. It was blatantly evident. And the I'll just stay up, tell 4 a.m. Yeah. And then tell you that marriage isn't just about bodies coming together. And then Samir was being a little bitch because he was harassing her and she wouldn't stop and then she slapped him and he was like, how dare you? You're not worthy of my love. All those things being said, I still enjoyed the movie. I thought it was a enjoyable movie. It was. For like, you go in expecting certain things, especially of this time in Bollywood. And so, it's actually part of the, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, part of the charm. The white people are never part of the charm. Ever. But, that was very funny. I don't know if this is our only desi Reaction? Revisit reaction? Because most of them aren't subbed. I'm trying to remember if somebody subbed one for us or not. Oh, they have a Quimigila one? I want to revisit that one. Yeah, so they, they do all these Devdas revisit. Like really popular movies? Yeah, so like, Calhona Ho, which would be a hilarious one, three idiots, Devdas, Quimigila, and, oh, that would be interesting. You haven't seen that one, Rick and I did a watch along with that, the, one with Vikram. Okay. Did they do, did they do K3G? I feel like you should do K3G. Main Hoonah! They're not subbed, right? I don't know. That one looks like it might be. Anyway, there's other revisits that we should watch, of stuff that either Steph and I watch, or obviously Rick and I. Please let us know which ones would be worth a watch, other than the one we just did, and what should be our next watch along? There's so many to get to. So many. So many, including others like Devdas, but there's other like more modern rom-coms as well, people, people like, you like watching Love. I want to watch Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, but India. The Bollywood version. I don't know if that one's worth a watch along. Oh no, I just want to watch it. I know, but meaning to get to it, at minimum, we'll get to it at Classic Month. You guys tell it. I don't, I mean, I don't need to do a watch along. I just want to watch it. Yeah, I know. That's one of your favorite movies, Seven Brothers. But this one has Amitabh in it. That's true. You guys let us know what should our be, what should our be. What should be our next watch along down below.