 Like, isn't it working? Ha ha ha! Hi bitches, my name is Fenty Beauty today. So everyone has wanted to know how college is for me and I've been making a lot of college videos and I thought, why not do like a what's in my college backpack video because those are so entertaining nowadays. So this is my college backpack. It's a Fajal Robin Conkin, whatever the fuck. It's a limited edition one because I was like, yeah, it's basic, but I'm gonna be more better, like for my friends right there. But I'm gonna be better than you and I'm gonna buy a limited edition one that costs like $20 more because why not? Also, I'm sorry, there's sirens in the background of Brooklyn is dangerous place to live. Don't live here. And I've noticed that a bunch of these college backpack videos are kind of like the same, but I still thought like, you might as well know what's in my backpack because there's not really a lot. It's sort of the essentials everyone needs. So let's just get started. So first we're gonna go into the small container. I have my Advil because my friends always give me headaches. My Saundre, uh-huh. I always have hand cream on me because I have dry hands. And in case I need to hold hands with my non-existent boyfriend, I want them to be soft. I have Altois because bad breath is not appealing and I need to be appealing for boys. I have gum because I need to be appealing for boys too. I also have Trowel Deodorant for the same reason. And I have a metal straw. Where, where, what the fuck? It's in Maddie's room, that's where it is. I have a metal straw though. I have a solid perfume for the boys, mouthwash drops for the boys and I have hand sanitizer because every time I get out of the subway I have to use this or else I'm gonna die of some disease. Is in New York. Now let's go to the side pockets. Over here we have napkins for everyone because they like making messes. And then on this side I have a fork in case I need to eat something and I have my sunglasses case that is really for my fake glasses right here. Before we get to the main compartment there is a little pocket back here for your laptop and this is my MacBook that cost me too much money. Now let's get to the good stuff. I have my water bottle that my friend gave me. I have a Polaroid camera because I wanna make memories. I have an orange for a snack. I have my MacBook charger. My yellow pencil case. A reusable tote bag that also closes up like this. My portable charger. My vibrator except this is actually a glass straw prank ship. I have a Bluetooth mouse because I like hooking it up to my MacBook. Glossier powder when I get oily. I have my wallet that I never use for. I have a condom in case there's a boy that wants to fuck me which is never. I have a bullet journal or a sketchbook whatever you wanna call it. I have like four more condoms in case any other boys wanna get wild with me. Kombucha because I never leave the house without it. I have a makeup bag in case I need to do any touch ups. I have my ramen in case I ever get hungry but like you can't eat ramen without a bowl so I also have a bowl. But after ramen sometimes you get bad breath so you bring mouthwash with you too. Don't you have the mouthwash drops? Yeah but this is I need. What if I need? It's stronger. It's stronger yeah. I need like what if I need more? And sometimes you can't finish ramen because you have like a small stomach or you have to steal food from your dining hall so like you have to bring some Tupperware in case. And like maybe it's late at night and you had a rough day you wanna use a face mask like you gotta have that. I have my resume to prove that I'm better than you. My book that I haven't read yet to prove that I'm more sophisticated than you. I have my iPad to prove that I'm more richer than you. And I have dry shampoo in case you ever like, I don't know, it just smells good. But like what if you get dirty outside and like you're sweating? What? Oh what if the ramen spills on you? Yeah you need an extra pair of clothes obviously. Caroline you're just in time for my what's in my bag video. Like don't I always, I always carry this stuff right? Yeah. I do have a hair dryer with me in case I need to like, in case it rains and need to get dry. Also you can't have ramen without hot water so like you need a boiler. What if you want some hot water? Like you always just carry a mug with you. But sometimes I also get hungry so I have some pistachios with me. Since I'm a YouTuber in college I have to vlog every moment of my life because I'm a shallow bitch who only cares about himself and making money. I do have friends that I hire with the YouTube money I make so we can play cards against humanity. Obviously since I live in New York there's like bound to be some people trying to rob me or maybe some friends who wanna test me. So like you have a knife set just in case you know someone's wanna try me today. And sometimes I get bored so like I like painting with watercolor. Obviously you can't paint without paint brushes and watercolor so this is my acrylic paint and watercolor set. There's a lot of room in here guys, sorry. In here we also have all my paint brushes. Sometimes it smells in New York City so they bring a diffuser with me and it's also in case I get sick and my favorite scent is lavender. And like it can also get hot sometimes so I have a mini USB fan in case I need to just cool down for a little bit. And college lectures are really boring sometimes so like if I get bored I'll just cut my own hair because you know I can do that because I'm better than you. I'm not lying guys, this really is a haircut kid. Also I'm gay and I always have to look good for the guys that won't date me, never date me. I also have string lights because I'm a VSCO boy apparently. And last but certainly not least I have a ring light mirror because I like looking at myself and only myself cause I don't care about anyone else because I'm a YouTuber who is rich. Oh yeah, it's a magnifying mirror. It's 10 times because I love myself times 10. So yeah, that is my what's in my bag video. I hope you enjoyed it. If you're wondering why I can fit all this stuff it's because I'm better than you because I'm rich and I'm a YouTuber and I have money and you don't. Like I have just coins all over my bag because I just, I love them. Of course I love them. I love them. If you wanna know how to have a bag like this you can't because there's only one of a kind. So if you enjoyed, give this video a like, leave a comment down below or subscribe for more below average videos every Saturday. Now it's time to read a comment on the story. Where's my phone? Solved my phone. I'm from Ireland and my coming out story isn't as extreme or as cute or extra as others. I kind of just made a meme at 3 a.m. and sent it to my family group chat cause I was too scared to tell them but it turned out great in the end and everyone was very supportive. Thank you for making cool videos and making me less bored. The meme is breaking news. Your daughter, Katie is bisexual. She likes boobs and dudes who would have known and it's the peak that you face. Thank you for sharing your story. I love you guys and everything is less than three. I ain't gotta clean that whole lot. I know, I know. Do you know that thing where it's like when you were corning, is this on? Like you shake the camera. Like isn't it working?