 Sometimes I wonder what I'm going to do when there ain't no cure for this one. Hello everybody. Welcome, welcome. You're going to be gaming and talking books today. I'm going to be playing Nelton Ring, one of my comfort games. I'm just going to hang out with you guys and play some games and chat about books. Update everybody. My favorite holiday. Baseball opening day. I'm doing pretty good. I can close off. I'm going to write for a bit while I watch Hell's Year. So I finished my DLC prep on the Xbox. Now I have to do it on everyone. Everybody, whatcha reading? Whatcha doing? Whatcha been up to? Whatcha listening to? All that good stuff. Come on in and chat. Dude, not wanting to continue. Why did I want to continue? But look at this absolute pimp. Look at this absolute pimp. Look at him. Never mind the camel toe. Look at this absolute pimp. Look at him. Now say goodbye. Are you going to work on the Unplugged 2? JB? Let me move the mic closer. You're going to work on Unplugged 2? Whatcha been to work on? Can y'all hear the game? Can y'all hear me? I know you can hear me. Can y'all hear the game? Everything good? Playing Prince of Persia on Switch. I only have the demo because you can't afford the game. But I love it so much. Come on. You're at 133 pages for Uptube? Yeah, I remember you telling me that. Yup, that's when I'm more cool. Alright, let's go to a new game. What are we going to call this playthrough? Let's see here. We want to go with the Samurai, because I'm going to try an overpowered build. And if you know anything about this game, you know the Samurai is the best starting class in the game. Let's go. You know Yabra aged. You know him aged. Keepsake. Always go with the golden seed. If you're bad at games like me. Alright. What's up Derek? Where you at right now? You're on the road. Are you at home? You ever at home? I don't even know where you live. I talk about... I know... Is the game live? Y'all is the game live. What am I going to do? I heard an absolutely diabolical mashup. Little Jon snap your fingers. With Alan Jackson's Ain't no cure for the summertime blues. But it worked way too well. Is what I'm saying. It worked way too well. Let's go down here and kill Rick. What's the longest you've stopped working on a story before going back to it? Twenty years. And that's not even exaggeration. Twenty years. We're going to be absolutely tearing ass through this game. I want to get to a... I want to get considerably deep into it. That's what he said. Good, going good, going good. Excuse me, sir. Have you heard about our lord and savior, Jesus Christo? Don't shoot me, homie. Okay. There you go. You go ahead and die. Asking because I stopped working on a fantasy novel. To focus on Unplugged 2. But I like the idea. I think... Never go into anything with that mindset, JB. Because when you go back and you read it and it is not your magnum opus like you think it is, you're going to be upset. And that's okay. Because all we can do in this game is get better. That's all we can do in this game. This game of life is get better. It's the thuggish, thuggish boner. It's the thuggish, thuggish boner. Hi, come here, Rick. I'm about to get parried into Oblivion Cut. Okay, okay. Or I'm going to die first. One or the other. There you go. Get that in your belly meat. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Are you not dead, Rick? Okay, you are dead. I was about to say he had a little fart of health. I know it's my dream to write a fantasy novel, so I'm stoked. But I'm sure it needs a lot of work. And it'll just be alright. And that's fine. That is absolutely fine, brother. Like, your books are going to be bad. They're going to be. You want to know why? Because you're getting better. The book before is always going to be worse than the book you're working on now. It's always going to be, whether it be the writing, the storytelling, no matter what it is, it's going to be worse. And if it's not worse, your ass is stagnant. Don't let your ass be stagnant or get stagnant. You know what I mean? You got to keep that in mind when you're working on these stories. That, you know, if it's not, if the new stuff is not better than the old stuff, if you don't hate your old stuff, you're doing something wrong, because you're doing something wrong. You got to keep that in mind set. I'd be like, the next story is going to be even bigger and better and better and everything. Everything. That's how me know it's okay to be better than you were yesterday. Without Guy, you are fake. Lucky me. Are you for me? You may all start trying new things and up to. I don't hate my own stuff, but it does make me cringe a lot. Yeah, it's going to. It's going to. And if it doesn't, like I said, man, you got, you're doing something wrong. If you see. Call me Maidenless. One more time, buddy. Call me Maidenless. One more again. Just one more again. You're swallowing crops. Oh. I need the contents of your skull. Thank you very much. Hey, move cow. Get dead. Yo, what's up bookable? How you doing? What you reading? What you working on now? Bookable in the house. The homey bookable. I'm doing. I'm doing great today. Just here to hang out with my peeps. Play some games and talk about books. Are we going to have a good day? It's technically my day off. I ain't got to go nowhere. I ain't got shit to do. Been working on my first book and currently reading different seasons. Awesome. What are you writing? You know, I got to know. You can't just tell me that and be like, you know, you just can't. You can't do it. Come on, Carly. Tell me about yourself. I don't need all this dialogue. I just like all the dialogue. All right. Purchase. Purchase ass. We're going to grab this. And we're going to grab. We don't need the torch. We don't need that. We are going to need some of this other stuff, but we'll come back. Hey, Brian, what's up, doc? Goodbye. Goodbye. And yes, I'm playing Elden Ring again. But remember. Remember. This ain't about gaming. This is about hanging out with y'all. This ain't about the fidget games. I got to go get my horsey. You did. Here comes the crazed butt-stabber. Y'all ready for the crazed butt-stabber? It's a fun game to watch. It's a fun game to play. So whenever I feel like just hanging out and chilling, it's the way to go. The plot is still in progress, but like what genre? You don't have to tell me about the book, of course. But what genre are you playing in? This is also, since I know this game like the back of my hand, it's also a really good game to not pay attention to. The crazed butt-stabber! Alright, let's go get horsey and then get overpowered and go fight some bosses. I'm sorry, little homey, ferret-looking thing. I'm just wondering, what I'm gonna do with this rainbow-cured roo-roo-roo-roo-roo-roo-roo-roo-roo. Why is chat not showing up on screen? I feel like this is a bad thing. Yeah, a new character. I got stuck on my last one trying to fight a right card. just a level 60 build like I couldn't go over that and uh it didn't go well you don't know if your comments are all showing it hang on hang on I think I know what's wrong but well I'm sorry I need live chat that's what it is basically there it is there it is I'm sorry I had it set to the wrong thing basically it's set in the 90s in the UK and a woman finds out that her husband in most of the small village she lives in is involved with the cold yeah I love stories like that I love it hell yeah do you have a working title I'm glad you understand because that was that was a fuck-up on the only fingers I'm concerned with are the ones that are doing the colonized the only that's the only fingers I'm concerned with all right no I don't need to level up I don't have enough rooms all right let's set up no wrong button let's do this I need the down-down not yet but I want to incorporate a sheep's head into being the figurehead of the cult so maybe something to do with a sheep or a goat huh no that'd be too goofy never mind hang on let me think let me think we got to go grab maps and stuff um I know you coming for me oh shit something with wool in it right or maybe horns something Rams ooh what if it was like Rams Head Street or something like that like something crazy I don't know if and also I know how annoying it is for people to try and give you ideas so if like I annoy you with that like no no shame in telling me to shut the fuck up right oh what about no would it be too obvious to be like uh Colton sheep's clothing or something like something riff on that some kind of way you know what I'm saying oh it's night cavalry they're coming for the booty me uh-uh you ain't finna you ain't finna slice my back no my neck my back leave my and my crack oh lord him are coming him are coming you can't have me aside oh I'm stuck on a tree he almost had me you're kind of thinking of using that right that's that's a really that's a really good idea and not just because I had it you know how in the world did you're like auto predictor whatever the hell it is get giant from get giant from honestly is it gonna be horror like a thriller like you're gonna actually have like cult supernatural vibes or you're gonna have a get out of my way or is it gonna be a hundred percent realistic cuz I'm down for either one of those I love a good cult look right over my head come on shoot fucker is her fuck your boxes back on rest either no sleep till Brooklyn realistic vibe where the people all just hey I'm down for that too but you know you know my like my favorite one of my favorite subgenres is is when things are like a hundred percent serious throughout the whole book and then at the end you find out the fucking cult or whatever was right like that movie red state directed by Kevin Smith that's a great one where you know you think the cult is crazy and whatnot but at the end it's like actually they were actually on to that onto something with their bullshit and we got nice Calvary everywhere I'm not looking to fight y'all bros yet you gotta have someone in like you got it not you got it don't I'm joking when I say that bookable but you got to have someone like named like David or you know Jim you gotta have like all the big names like David crash Jim Jones all that stuff Mooney something along those lines you got to have some odes to the to the OG cults get it and when I say you got it you know take that with a grain salt I'm buying business match let me get all them we get some cookies to know wrong one who am I aggro to who the hell's got my number all right fine I'll rest let's go back over here but yeah I think it would look hella clean if you just had like a Rams head or some shit on the cover with the title and then the byline if you need a cover come holler I'll do I'll do you one first first cover is always free ask all the first covers always free if you need something sometimes it can be enough motivation just to have the cover sitting around yummy don't mess with me I'm gonna do the ring no damn I got the stupid fucking song but it's got back to Danny you know I feel like sometimes I struggle fleshing out the story because I just jump to the best bits hey that's that's not a bad thing that's that's good actually because you know what you can do after that right you can go in there and you can strengthen the story based on the action and stuff that you whatever you know it's always better to get to the point first and then once you've gotten to the point then you can you know make everything make sense you got to find the point first is what I'm saying just the head in the middle on black with blood oh yeah yeah I can I can I can I do that can I do that I made a mock cover for my fantasy novel mind of I don't mind it no I don't mind if you share it come on Jamie you're the home like what is you doing does what is you oh that's a skull full of that's a that has a room in it when they go in they got room to them okay there you go give me a golden seed cut you got forsaken because you had a golden seed of the cracky ass that I needed I'm sorry why have you been forsaken that's why all right before we go get any any levels or anything we need to go take care of something we need to get our mixed physics we need to get the shit to get us the altis give me them bones oh that's his beef blood never mind but yeah bookable as soon as you and there's no obligation to use the cover either I like helping out new authors so if you don't like it that's fine if you song if you don't get the hell somebody give me a new song because thanks that's really you you're welcome anytime and I do this for strangers also so if any any if go look up the Edward Lorne books the name of the channel go look up those books if you fuck with the cover come holler I do I do one free cover for every every new author I did one for my buddy linton I've done many many of them and sometimes they use them sometimes they don't it's all up to what the homies want right it ain't no fun if the homies can't handle it but shit get away from me I missed him cuz he ran he ran forward how dare he run forward well I just know when when I was first starting out man I got bombarded with people who are like hey let me make a cover for you like $300 $600 all that stuff I'm like I ain't got that kind of money and when you're first starting out man I mean you need something to be able to let me think you need something to be able to you know get started so you can make money so that you know you can do you can use the book that you publish first to pay for all the rest of the books you know what I mean sometimes you can do that sometimes you can't I mean it's all it all depends but yeah to any new artists out there you need a cover done I'm your man and I don't care if you go to another artist after after I just want to help y'all out and also it's just fucking fun it's relaxing for me hella hella nice and if you do want to come back come on back come on back and buy you a cup ain't no thing I don't care if you even intend on publishing it like you tell me what you want if you need a cover to motivate you to finish a story or something to make it feel more real I'll even do that you ain't even got to have the book done my friend Linton just got through buying a book a book cover from me for a book he ain't even started writing yet I don't believe he said he just told me what he wanted the book to be and what kind of cover he wanted so people do it all the time all right we're gonna die here but that's all right I've only gotten through here one time without dying trying to do this run so we're gonna run we don't get in here we're probably gonna get poisoned too but that's all right we're here for one item and one item only we're gonna have plenty of fucking rooms here to level up there gonna be no issue yep I knew I was gonna get poisoned I knew that ish was coming I knew it that's okay cuz we're here for this and hopefully we don't die before you should probably get back to writing now hey whatever you need to do it was a lovely talking to you bookable miss chatting with you hey big fella am I not gonna die yes I am yes I am all right have a good one bookable I know a guy named yay be mailer who needs a cover ya be mailer ya be JB why you why you done did that I don't want to talk to you forgive me you've been testing me you gave me your horsey and now you're gonna run off it took it took me a minute to actually figure out what you time I thought you were dead ass I honestly thought you were I was like what I've never heard of that first of course I hadn't they just started so I didn't say that but you know it took me it took me way too long man it took me too long I feel like I just dribbled on myself but I don't think I did you're you're all right man I think it's fucking hilarious all right give me your yo ish we're just two hotties two hotties staring at each other y'all we just two hotties huh bye friendo friendo Calrissian air money I don't know why I'm even in here I can't do nothing by the way I need instead of this I need this and up here I need that to be that and then right here I don't need this don't need that get rid of that and now I need to go mix my wondrous physics just so I can have an extra heel hi JB have a good one enjoy your baseball those who live all the more unless you those who live all the more huge huge the homie new face no matter it's all the slag you're up we have no money but we knew that I'm over here like no that's not gonna be enough no alright let me go where I gotta go I gotta go to the first step there's some hot swag loot we need to grab I don't want to live in this world no more I'm doing some speedrun strats just to get through the opening boring stuff first do that and then we gotta go who does chair loud like a fort who does chair loud we're gonna be here for a minute I'm not doing very good damage there we go I can swing an extra hit now that I have right a gun source before my stamina runs out able to kill this dragon this early is because with this weapon is because it feels bleed yeah I kill this dragon every single time I play it's the best way to start the game hey oh team what's up bruh how you doing man thanks again for the membership swapping all that stuff I really appreciate you I'm also thinking about only doing the stream highlights for members since you guys are basically paying for the editing red starting an hour hey lady how you doing never again sorry I'm sorry I promise we're here for we're here for the duration now I promise we're not we're not going anywhere again man even if something new and hot starts up we're staying here I just wanted to give twitch a try because I wasn't reading and I need to be able to make some kind of money do some kind of content I've only gotten one paycheck because they have a hundred dollars threshold over at twitch just like YouTube does it's it's it was it was pitiful it was like damn near six months and it was only like a hundred and two dollars and that's with all the subs the subs I had and everything that's crazy it just wasn't viable to keep doing it and I don't have the time for it so can it ever wake up never it's supposed to be but protected by the dragons behind it but that does not happen I didn't cheese it so now we have 96,000 rooms yeah I looked up the book I believe you're the one who I believe you're the one I remember that last name you should have had one last show though Zeely and I could have used our points and given you hell with the jelly beans yeah you could have I we might still do that I don't know when I say goodbye bye I might my twitch account still up but no I didn't I haven't looked up the book yet the I didn't look at the author bloodhound thing requirements I always forget 18 strength and 17 dexterity 18 strength 17 dexterity we're gonna go to 20 with that for right now this up to 20 get that up to 20 he has a paranormal book about Christmas hang on the heart's in the way about Christmas books what's that hang on I can't see because of this damn alright there it is he has a paranormal book a Christmas book and for a little cool excuse me you said delete your twitch so I did oh you delete it you completely got rid of your oh okay that's that's my bad that's my bad and a Christmas book okay oh you gotta leave you can hang out I just haven't I haven't looked it up yet I'm hoping to I gotta I gotta type this up because I can't I can't go in if I navigate away from this and go on to Google let me put this in here Seth I got it finding Christmas the hollow all that stuff huh could use better covers but let's see what the website looks like the Christmas cafe the hollow penance not my kind of thing but a dark chase looks pretty good but all the rest of the stuff yeah anyways map piece over here what up drag on drag these notes across your chest I didn't even hit him once I didn't even hit him one time that was ridiculous how dare I do something something stupid like that but monkey man you say here are you Seth be honest is you Seth oh shit you motherfucker come back here these guys are so damn trolley no I can't whoa how's that there right now I'm just trying to get all the map pieces you go back here get this map piece then I need to get the other half of the medallion so we can get the altus so we can level up and become overpowered overpowered so I'm reading NK Jemisin's the fifth season and I am really really enjoying it far more interested in her world than probably 90% of the damn fantasy books I've read probably 99% because really the only fantasy books I like are the Dandelion dynasty by Ken Liu and the series that Marlon James has going starts with a black leopard red wolf black leopard something like that I have the first and third book because they were on sale I don't have the second one but I plan on getting them all on audible too I love the rate the way she writes really really do on the run run run cuz run they trying to explode a rate my man get oh him coming him a coming damn he gonna kill me for real too bad you can't go faster cuz I'm gonna get this before you kill me give me that let's see now we need to go back here for right now next up gotta go to see back out can I talk to Kalei about the yeah I can talk to him now and there goes Ronnie yes I can call it a horsey coolio she's going to disappear like a part in the wind y'all bye it was nice to know you wait well you're back pose he must next time don't try just snap oh I got enough to buy stuff off you now purchase get this get that what else do I need max out on these no I need arrows okay goodbye goodbye now nope I forgot to do something you want to do that hey Haley how you doing I'm glad you could stop by how is yoga yoga how was good how was good yoga how was yoga damn it it's not working it's not work yoga how was yoga he is babbling yes I am don't I always babble I mean for cereal lazy for cereal I'm good we did cactus pose I I know that one and I was trying not to giggle I could see you trying to do these stretches just giggling your ass off I love your laugh too that's the funniest part about it yeah but very very cute laugh almost like it tiki got what I was doing there for a second forgot what I was supposed to be doing what a big don't literally big dog Kalei the names blithe he fled someone come tell me I can offer you Darrell is underneath all right let's go kill us some Darrell well or as Chris called as my son what the hell yeah no this is right this is right never mind as my son calls and Darrell let's go get Darrell hey dad let's go get Darrell hey what's up Mr. Foot how you doing come on in grab some snacks kick back we've had to put the wax on stacks terrible there's always part where the yoga teaches like right now bend your left knee and thread your right arm through this and put your hand like that and I'm like what okay you slickery you slickery I did not mean to do that now you got him or not I got him I said slickery slickery instead of slippery that's my bad that's my bad that's my bad go talk to blithe would it be blithe everyone else is doing the pose and she has to come over and push me into the right position as I'm balancing precariously on one leg low whispering there's an archer pose I like to do and every single time I have to read the steps because about 20 of them I have a yoga book oh yes I should say you need to just move this bit and I'm like how the fuck do I just move that the struggle is real okay I understand you don't like me no I keep hitting the wrong button equipment all right we're gonna go there we go put this there and get rid of that what next I guess I need to go up here and grab all the stuff at gate still easier than playing twister I mean yeah you do have a point look at that dude up there for the jump down here how long you've been doing yoga Haley did you just start playing twister in my 20s blind drunk with friends who were equally smashed green leg right I have never in my life played twister when I was a kid it was too expensive and as an adult I just like there's nothing about that that that makes me say I want to I want to try that but if I did it drunk that would be in right yes I can pass on this okay I'm glad thank you all right let's go actually do I want wild strikes probably not give me your beefy boom give me your beastly bones I go every Thursday and have maybe seven time okay so you've gone every Thursday past seven seven Thursdays I understand I think all right let's go get some exalted meat I am these just give and I'll pop don't got him triumphant delight exalted flesh once again I am beyond upon this I don't know all right we out of here we out if I don't want to like him in the middle of the bridge sometimes he can hit you with his head but okay good hey are you reading anything or listening anything good now or bad you still rereading the ceremonies or listening that one downward dog warrior pose cactus pose mother pose I don't know mother pose and broken wing pose I know all the rest of those I do not know and she calls it something like Shabbat it's not Shabbat but the word is close I I think I know what you're tired listening to the sparrow by Mary Doria Russell I lay there like I am bread no way no way no way appreciate you let me get your death route this ain't right I missed it I bet you have cute yoga clothes before that you listen to Eiffelheim I fall say what chicken but ladies I just wear joggers and a t-shirt joggers over there are are those those vinyl pants the like loose vinyl pants are you talking about sweat pants I don't know exactly which one you're talking about what are joggers over there I also thought joggers were tennis shoes am I wrong sweat pants okay I knew it was one of the other don't want any smoke anesthesia I want near smoke now we can go elsewhere's let's go up and meet Gronk I need to upgrade my what you call it my faith at some point so I can use flame grant me strength that's all I needed thank you now where to let's do first step get transported into K-Lid we need to get into Leirnian next so I can get the rest of my somber stones okay then I missed him completely I rarely ever wear headphones playing this game here's some absolutely creepy shit I thought that was gonna be a to hit it was not people call him joggers now get with it and you told me didn't oh shit he jumped out the way there's a sci-fi wearing historian tries to discover why the town Eiffelheim was abandoned and never resettled they work out that a spaceship crash landed in that area interesting never heard of it but that is a that is an interesting concept I might have turned my air on it's getting warm in here still ended up hitting me oh come on that is a hell of an overpowered move those those cockroaches that shoot the threads oh come on over here let's get this sellia understair rotten stray real real that's a whole dog over there can I pick that down can I pick that down they try to kill you boy I go up here and get a somber smithing stone okay where did you come from this helicoptered over the damn hill be rolling I'm hating twirling around trying to catch you right dirty the beginning of this game is hella boring just going around trying to get leveled up into a good position to fight market I've chosen a left turns only to sign with Cthulhu his tentacles wrapped around the left turn only arrow as he eats book pages with words on like predictable plot generic boring sidecoming cool oh no you're late now it's weird is getting started pretty much I've only been here an hour haven't done anything important I just been rolling around collecting graces and what not always come over here but I don't think this guy has anything I want oh I do want those never mind I like we need to get the map piece over here and we need to unlock the graces we need to get a golden seed all different kind of shenanigans need to be done I don't want to anger these damn cockroaches over here them boys be dangerous if I says hi we took a girl who's that good girl who's a good kitty kitty have any money but at least we found him not found him I knew where he was I'm hoping he comes down to fight me I don't think I can get up here without them wilding out I'm probably gonna die but there's an important thing up here there's one more dingus up here and destroy my back meat okay okay oh no I didn't mean to do that but I'll let y'all come down here there we go you homey coming was he staying up there to get dealt with oh Murray Murray's doing really well we're having a little bit of an issue with potty training him but oh shit yeah he'll get there I know he's just shell has done some amazing stuff with him but at the same time he's he's rather stubborn I'm not gonna lie he's stubborn as hell like sit stay roll over not roll over sit stay down and off so down is to make him lay down and off is to make him get off things because he thinks he's a cat right now and so this little motherfucker will climb up in the window on the back of the couch on the back of my recliner all that stuff he thinks he's a cat and he's small enough to do it now but when he gets bigger it's gonna be an issue 100% oh hey Zeeley how you doing welcome in welcome in welcome in don't golf swing me okay we're just gonna jump over each other okay never mind I'm sorry I didn't mean to he always tricks me with that move Richie says our dog to go out a potty train at least it yeah he goes in the kitchen and do their business so I didn't have to worry about a mess on the carpet we don't have carpet at all because we have animals and so every time we've had carpet we just torn it out and put in vinyl cuz try and live in a house that smells like piss and shells got this Swiffer doodad thingy that works really well he went to acting school for that death key day yeah damn I go from not being able to collect these bones on my other playthrough to everybody dropping we will be going to no carpet at some point I don't yeah the especially when you have animals and you love your animals we'll move the pad to in front of the refrigerator right I mean right but we can't do Murray's also a chewer he choose everything like we bought him this Olaf stuffed animal and he had it gutted and eviscerated and dismembered in like 2.9 seconds but boo's also getting old right it but maybe I mean what's better a puddle in front I mean what's the ick lazy what's the ick she just turned eight that's how old ash was so she's not that old that's for a dog I mean that is you know middle age going into geriatric season but do you want to get a snowman do you want to kill his ass yeah it's Elden Ring and I'm not even I'm I'm what I'm doing is yet preparing for the DLC I have all the way till June so it's not a big deal but it's something to do while I chat with you guys so much of the time being a streamer doing this job is you know trying to find something to talk about and I'm already at ideas I ain't go lie I'm out of ideas so I just play and you guys come in we can talk about books we can just hang out I know I need some time to hang out with my peeps that's definitely that's the main reason I'm here because today is my off day and then I'm gonna go inside and I'm a cook dinner did I know where it's still going on whatever y'all want to talk about whatever books I asked everybody what they were reading they already told me and I know what you're reading because you've been you were here last night or the night before Tommy knockers Tommy knockers knocking at my door that that's true that's true but I want to kind of save that for like game night which would be Friday's boo was bad until she would that's a long time to have a dog it's I think that's kind of it like good puppies I rarely become great dogs it's usually the opposite way bad puppy become great because when you start off good it's like I wish you never would have grown grew up you know you hear people say shit like that nope that's not me what do you mean that's not you you were here the other night like either last night or something I said hey Zaley last I know Italian Greyhounds are awful who's not awful what's wrong with you no no no no I didn't say you I didn't say you read I was just I was just goofing off because of what it sounded like late last night of the night before that's what I said so I was I was just make I was making a joke not not could you yeah I want to do game night I want to do game night all the time honestly it's a matter of finding games that we can play I got one that I want to do called new phone who dis and what do you mean game night but all the questions are about owls he says my sweet girl but what how does that happen how do I get hit while I'm resting is very annoyed when new people come to the house she hisses and bats at them I'm like no you she's protected that's what that is it's very rare to find a protective female cat I want them to see you how I see you all like stop acting like an absolute terror you're so sweet mommy loves you you're my little baby my little baby is a demonic entity oh almost fell off you now have me wanting to to relisten to Tommy knockers not allowing myself to reread until I finished the kings series I do that to people man I do that to people I mentioned a book and they're like now I want to read it it's like exactly I have power and control over you control children let's go here and get poisoned so we can collect some like you don't have to get poisoned to collect you're probably going to in this area my little bell snickle all ah there's so much duty now he's gonna shoot lasers at me run run when am I reading I'm reading the fifth season by NK Jemisin and I'm also very slowly working my way through the works of Thomas Pynchon I am your Mia Puppet don't do that to me Richie Brian and Jake still win well we'll block them that's what we'll do well we'll block but oh Brian's in here shh y'all shh be quiet Brian's in my little bells nickel he could be like now but I respect the cat this is a strange people again you gotta you have to you have to believe in in an animal's instinct like if somebody comes around and my dog goes nuts even after I like if I introduce him they pet him and he's still going nuts yeah I don't like you no more like that's just it I listen to my animals god damn it yeah you thought you were gonna give me with that tail of yours and I go past it right finally reading Jemisin I'm loving it right now I know peeps have a hard time with the second person now it's it's not really I think it's more falls in the line of I haven't gotten deep into it I'm only like a hundred pages in but it feels more like a you by Caroline Ketnes second person like she's not talking directly to the reader the narrator is talking to the character like it's it's weird yeah I trust yeah exactly booze judgment yeah you you got to listen to your animals you got to e in the story Eiffelheim the aliens came around the time of the black plague and the people of that time don't understand or see them as aliens they see them as demons yeah that makes sense that's how it would work oh did you see your boy dodge them spurts did you see your boy dodge them spurts spurts get out of my I'm dodging all different kinds of stuff stop I think Eva is just very territorial and scared of new people she's also tiny like and she's growing up don't get me wrong I'm sorry Eva I'm sorry but I mean first for cereal right like smaller animals have more of a like they feel like they need to protect themselves more and I mean get you got to understand that right you got to understand that oh Rob ordered a takeaway what do we have for dinner Rob what are we eating cuz what are y'all eating for real little baby girl she has to make herself look but exactly I mean we've all been there we've all been smaller begging to be bigger guys am I right all right am I right guys guys am I right no it's like we don't have that problem me I'm having a chicken burger with cheesy chips and gravy oh now I'm starving why'd you do that to me because you asked E that's why that is so unfair I am now heartbroken and starving my heart is broke don't want no smoke but I'll take some beef brisket if I don't show oh yeah not not yet but I will be today we're gonna do Godric probably Ranala all that stuff got to do Margaret first of course as you know but yeah how you doing else Sigma you had Zaxby's I don't care too much for Zaxby's Huey McGoo's boo sack Lee's Guthrie's Huey McGoo's I don't I don't like too many of those first off they're all expensive I like how how you gonna charge me ten dollars for three for three damn tenders and a fucking side of fries ten dollars for the get the fuck out of here I'm doing great today we're just chilling playing games talking about books all that stuff yeah French toast yes something else I need one of these one damn and I need two thousand to get one of these and then I'll be able to level up this should be good yep something I had ten wings and fries and a drink for 1350 good God ten wings now I need to go to Mount Gilmer but that means I need to get to oh I didn't get the payment I always forget to get the map over here I don't eat tenders I'm not eight years whatever whatever them nuggets cuz why are you why are you picking on people who had fuck who has fucking tender for real for real how dare you dare how dare you tenders are timeless and yes you're never too you're never too old for no never just like you're never too old to suck on a TV I mean you know you know what I mean y'all last night got so dirty in chat and just me in general it was so dirty not only did they limit the stream but they blocked it unless people can prove that they're 18 so instead of the yellow limited I got the red you know the red one it's like there ain't no way in hell we're letting anybody watch this I mean we did talk about eating but not a kind of stuff so it is what it is why did I oh yeah that's why I wanted to level up my flasks it's okay hubby eats like a child to depriving himself of a simple joy in life to not eat nuggets yeah why would you do that I'm bone-in chicken guy deeds that yeah I got you every now and again though I'm like you know what I want I want yeah I want I want some I want some nugs I want some chicken tendies and I say it just like that too because I'm a man man anybody want nugs and tendies bone-in chicken guy I mean whatever floats your boat I ain't putting my bone in any chicken the same if an egg can fit in there why can't I my little they heard that song I just like food yeah right I don't care what form it comes in if the food tastes good I'm gobbling it gobbling is wild gobbling crazy gobble gobble ho that's never happened before I love that I'm still getting new experiences in this game like that's wild I've played this game 18 times so far to completion to completion my nickname is miss spiley pie because one of my favorite foods is potato smileys with a pie I've never heard of potato smiley what's a potato smiley speaking of food I need to go shopping for Easter dinner having a friend over that's cool going to do a formal dinner all posh and shit can I come Richie I want to come to your posh party like literally I don't even know where you live but I always wanted to go to one of those types of parties just be all fancy down down here you can't do that shit around here y'all know why don't you don't know why we can't go to those posh parties around here because posh parties around here usually involve like white people with black service yeah I mean why did that not kill you I would I'm so used to that killing them exactly that's exactly exactly reminiscent of antebellum times exactly you can't do that shit around here as soon as you bring it up it's like like oh you want to come to a white shirt party or a suit and tie event or plantation part like no I don't I'm not interested in any of that like not a single lick of that like nothing about that sounds fun to me in your private jet all right I'll take it out after I once I go on break I'm trying to get my stamina up so I can go two hours without having to go on break I mean I sit in the car all day I should be all right I don't scandalous let me go up here and get the map how you go roll by and kill the dude with the cane how rude all right let's go get this other golden seed oh okay all right the tracking on that was ridiculous but okay I just got a set of good China that I've wanted founded an auction for cheap so now I have to justify spending 20 bucks on it so what you saying is you went and bought a first special plate making potato yummy goodness sounds sorted Derek can make anything sounds sorted I mean you could be like hey yo check out this Teddy Ruxpin he's like all rucks it's been it's like yo Derek you seen the new Indiana Jones movie all Indiana Jones your ass in a minute that's my dog though that's my dog just because this is quicker my first break is gonna be a little bit longer than normal cuz I gotta run to the store but once I get back a four special set I have a I can't read the last thing I have eight something I have eight place settings with serving dishes that this the stupid heart is down there and it's blocking like the last word of the first sentence of every of every comment I don't know can I drag this over some I can but it's still it's still doing it where am I going so get your hands off my oh I hate that heart all the time like anyways smash that like button and subscribe everybody what's going on gamers we're gaming today I don't know sending a pic of her potato smiley dear I know it was innocent but my mind does its own thing I know that's why we love you direct direct Jones in the house changes that I I that's what you got a type for me to be able to like read your stuff I can't buy shit you got I definitely I definitely gotta turn this air on be right back guys BRB gamers hopefully I did this right and y'all it's not to the air isn't too loud because I can put my yeah the DLC comes out June 21st I already got it pre-ordered on PlayStation but I gotta get it on Xbox to I just got my hundred percent on the Xbox version well I've had I flatten them both of them or whatever you want to call it when you do it on Xbox but I don't have a single playthrough where I've gotten every single item sound is good awesome I always get worried about that because this air conditioning is loud AF but yeah that heart is always in the way if you guys write more than one sentence I'm like I can't read the end of the first sentence we'll probably get through Margaret Rinala Godric and Radon today at least what that's what I'm hoping for oh no I have enough for my flasks yeah next one's gonna take four and I'm about to get four I never beat the Elden Beast or three-headed dragon douche so Elden Beast or Placidious Axe those are I in Placidious Axe Dan you pretty much absolutely have to have your mimic fully leveled up to beat that if you're a casual you beat everything else on there yeah I've beaten those guys multiple times but I just called you a casual and you ain't gonna say nothing about that like you ain't even gonna try and like defend yourself I see how it is hey whoever's hitting that heart button thank you I can see it somebody out there straight tap tap tapping I got hearts all over my screen all over my screen me appreciate you appreciate you that you lazy thank you that's what I wanted Elden Ring was my first souls born I know I'm a casual I thought you were at least try to defend yourself it's like bro I play these games I stopped but it's out of control it is it is oh hell yeah I feel like I'm on tiktok where you know you just get like streams of hearts I love y'all too I do I do I appreciate y'all so much I think YouTube considers that engagement so I wish there was a beaver one yeah me too I started to hell yeah thank you thank you I don't know if it counts like more than once but hell doesn't hurt doesn't hurt to keep doing it oh we got some hundreds you have a hundred percent in the chat look at all them hundreds yeah YouTube hella stingy with their with their stuff I did not mean to jump off there but I guess it doesn't matter need to go to Mount Gilmer to get my six and then I'll just have to wait until I get to not volcano manner there's another place that I have to go to get a seven and I can't remember where the hell it is I'm surprised zoop ain't here zoop is usually here when I play Elden Green it's like I beckon him beaver is in the chat beaver more than meets the thigh Prince of Persia is your game of the year so far that's crazy considering it's only you know it's only what isn't March is April yet careful what you tell zoop to do come zoop zoop might come but not here I'm just saying not saying just saying got your leg me yeah well pretty much but I'm gonna do lazy is already deleted her account which breaks my heart I'll probably do one more over there but yeah it's just too much to keep up and the only way you can grow a following over there is if you can stream like you know at least three days a week and on top of that it seems like nobody nobody knew starts coming in until like three between three and six hours but we're gonna figure out how to get how to do that stuff over here there was a post on discord but I don't expect everybody to read every post I put up please don't come for me ah she came for me it's the Virgin of Doctors trying to abduct my virginity out down there would do wielding pizza cutters good God many thanks to navel Tay for subscribing thank you thank you I appreciate nature oh come on I'm sleeping now I have inhaled my food I mean that's what you got to do right what else are you supposed to do with your food not inhale it you may need an inhaler afterwards pick up the damn thing you goof nugget thank you all right there's my six you curvy dick hell yeah that's what I'm talking about but we're gonna figure out how to like read Zee Lee we're gonna figure out how to replace channel points and all that stuff over here we'll figure something out bro is on my ass goof nugget yeah I that's my new favorite that's my new favorite thing to call Murray I'm trying to lure old dude over here so he'll get away from the ladder I inhaled 1.5 G's of runs in a raw cone oh my god how high you fin to be Murray you goof nugget yeah you gotta talk to your animals like that you absolutely have to you gotta be like oh you do the boot nugget you big goomba I don't know why it's always got to be G words though like gargoyle king no I don't call my animals gargoyle king what's wrong with me best ladders in the game best ladders in the game my trucks water pump and coolant reservoir took a nifty little dumper you're stuck at a La Quinta La Quinta sweets I hope it gets fixed soon flu floaf that's great I like flu floaf but we're gonna be doing every single boss every single we're gonna go for everything on this playthrough it should take us until June to get done it took me literally about a month of playing for about two or three hours a night I'm just trying to decompress after work it took me about that long to get everything in my last playthrough oh I didn't even agro him that's crazy how did I hurt myself sliding down a hydrate I give me a second I legitimately forgot that time good looking out Haley love you for it and all those shenanigans get off my butt me stop trying to touch my butt me happy happy no I am cross-stitching a nightmare oh whoa whoa whoa whoa Richie you know you can't just tell me that you know you you know you got to show me that you know you have to show me that also Dan got me a flyer from the movie theater when they re-showed nightmare before Christmas I got to bring it out here and show it to you guys also they got me the sweetest fucking mug and it like you know how teenagers are like they don't tell you they love you or whatever you know they don't and when they do it's only cuz you tell them you know you love them and whatnot but they bought me this coffee mug have I played Subnautica yeah it's not a game that's for me just like Minecraft and all that I hate resource management like that nowadays I haven't cut up there in a while oh you get on this yeah please do because yeah we miss you over there like we miss Viking I wish Viking I wish he'd at least message me or something man I'm really truly worried about dude I'm very worried about him the last thing he said to me was like three months ago I just not like him to be that quiet fuck yo table yeah I hope he's okay too I really really do Dan because Dan's on the discord Dan came in Dan and I tagged everybody to let everybody know that Viking had to lead it as a count Dan got in the car last night after I picked picked him up from work and they said sorry about your friend that disappeared and I was like means the world to me thanks kid March 6 Viking told me you're not my mom I'll eat dolphin if I want to hopefully he didn't get any bad dolphin hopefully Flipper didn't take out my boy shut up shut up burn hall we got to go find the hidden room I snail bastard hi we got to be gotta be sneaky snake in here is we don't want to aggro him back good smells that hits yeah just like you fuck just like you know I'm trying to remember where else I need to go I have enough to level up so let's go talk to Hugh and then I'm gonna take a break all right I got a question for you I'm probably gonna be gone about 20 30 minutes for my break do you guys want me to end this one and restart another one or do you guys just want to hang around I think it'd be better if I actually don't know but I think it would be better if I just ended the stream and came back to it what do y'all think you need to have a bubble bath I want to take a bubble bath my thick ass will not fit in a goddamn bathtub not mine anyways I'm down below 300 pounds for the first time since fucking junior high school and I still can't fit in a bathtub maybe ended and come back that's what I'm thinking of doing since I'm gonna be gone so long and when I come back it's pretty much gonna be a boss rush that's good for now alright guys I will be back in about 30 30 minutes at the most I hope because I gotta run down to the store I gotta go to the bathroom I gotta do a bunch of different things but when I get back we will boot this back up and play for another couple hours okay love y'all but until next time I have any you've been used this has been another gameplay video stream thing I see y'all in about less than an hour