 There's one benefit to every single woman in my life leaving I'm single. I'm such a little simp, bro That I don't think I've ever been single for this long in my whole life rogobalien about February of last year nine months I've been a demon time. It's been down bad hours sometimes, but it's also been thought season It's been a white boy summer and I've been a feasting. Yeah By the way, don't forget I rematch my boy Vic It's on the game days YouTube channel and their new series taking down the house. It's dope Don't forget to check that out after this video now that it's okay for me to be criminally horny I thought of a video that I always wanted to do, but I never could guess what baby guess what Kaley can't be mad at me use a tinder if we're not dating. I have a serious problem I don't know how to distinguish real-life personal events from YouTube views So listen up, baby. I would have tinder girls build my squad. There's one tiny caveat to this Okay, I made a tinder account and I set the location to like somewhere random like Los Angeles I don't want people around me in my real life knowing that I'm doing this I don't want to match with somebody I know fuck that so I set the location like LA I think my bio said professional cheek clapper and my job title was like woman disrespect It was something really bad. I got banned. I got better really fucking fast So instead of using tinder's it's the exact same shit. It's called bumble except I'm bumble girls Have to message you first. I've been out here for a good 30 minutes I set my location to Houston, Texas in hindsight that might not have been that smart because I realize Houston has literally no good Madden players like at all probably should have said it to like Arizona although. I'm gonna be living in Arizona So I probably could have done that either whatever this shit's gonna be hilarious. It's gonna work Let's hop in and of course a huge. 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They said, you know fooby would be good cuz she's fulbin make sense I look like a fucking stud in this picture This was a non-negotiable I was gonna put this picture up and then I also look like a absolute thought in this picture It actually looks like I was using Sarms So I'm used to travel around in Houston, Texas I'm talking to some Houston baddies and they're gonna hook it up. I've message a few of them We'll see if they message back. I have no idea how this video is gonna go I'm just gonna hop right into it and see what the fuck happens. Maybe let's go Also, I definitely don't expect to fill every position these girls can literally just name the stupid shit ever I've been using audio messes. Here's my first song with Allison. Uh, she's a she's actually so hot She's Asian dude. So fuck. I'm fucking dialed in right now, baby. I said, I want to help me with some she said Yeah, what do you need help with I'm gonna I want to see if you guys can hear this This sounds so weird, but can you name an NFL player for me? However, it just cannot be Tom Brady. Just not Tom Brady. I think every girl is gonna know I'd be so grateful. She said, I'm sorry. I don't know shit about football. She said, should I ask my dad? I said, yeah, you can ask me Then she said, hey daddy, can you name this fuck out of you that a friend is as he I'd love to do a name appointment So that's she way you actually want me to answer your question. What the what do I look like Allison? Yeah, I want you to answer the question. This is actually really hot too. So kind of fresh. He said hey I said hi. I want to help me with something. She said, what is it? I said, okay, so I'm hoping you can name an NFL quarterback That's all it's super easy favor. You got this Tom Brady fuck Dude, I knew it. I'm not playing Tom Brady. I don't care somebody better than somebody else What does that have to do with anything helping you again? Yeah, she sounds hot too. I'm moving to I'm moving to Houston, bro Right now. Okay. Here's one. Um Patrick my homes. Yep. I know my stuff It's not like she read that straight off of Google, but there's better Tom Brady. I ain't using Tom Brady I'm fine with that. I think she said is this for a project or something. I said, yes I'm doing a project. It's the most important part of my life, and I want to get to stop fucking snap She said yes, I'm doing a project. It's the most important project of my life. I really cannot tell This is a fucking joke or if this is like, I guess it's kind of a joke serious So you're just asking all your little matches like what NFL player they like She's jealous bro. She's jealous She's not the only one. I said, will you give me an ambulance? She said maybe She said maybe you didn't ask anyone else. Damn, bro. She's pissed that I asked other people Sorry, you can't build my whole squad can you? I really don't know what to say. All right Patrick my homes I'll be our first player. I have uh the roaming that I Patrick my homes 88 overall So they'll just they'll just go in the squad so no staffer at qv sounds good. Thanks swan Yeah, so I've traveled mode on people can tell you where you're traveling from I ain't traveling from shit Boy in michigan. I actually need a favor. What did I say here? I haven't seen this Can you name an NFL player? However, it cannot be tom brady or patrick myhomes. Think of me Is this a serious question? Just name devin white bro. Just say devin white. Just say it. Okay. First of all tom brady and patrick myhomes would have never came to mind uh, i'm gonna go with A typical jj y Mackenzie you're a fucking stud dude. Let's go. Mackenzie. Let's fuck. Let's Fuck let's fucking go. You're the best. Thank you so much. Love to hear that dude. Let's go jj. What fuck? Yeah, all right. What cars is jj. What I don't know if he's gotten an upgraded card yet He hasn't had like a spectacular year or anything and they're jones kind of out shining him a little bit Oh, he has a base 86 and nothing else. Hey, dude. It's a base 86. That's fucking lit left end jj. What 86 overall Let's go. Mackenzie with the clutch. Well, that makes sense. I guess because I I Said it to houston. So she she would know jj. What? All right. This shit pissed me off so I said a want to help me Stop and she said what's the something that maybe I'll help say can you name a safety or lineback in the nfl She said gino stone who who the Bro, what where did where were you best friends with them unless you are gino stones best friend? Why are you naming? There's no dude. He probably doesn't even have a madman card. I would be absolutely like stone cold steam often I would be I'd be so shocked There's one gino stone on the auction house. He has 79 speedies a six never trust a woman to do anything This shit replied to a little bit about me professional cheat clapper. Hi, you're the workout guy I'll be in your video. It sounds like fun. Yeah, first thing. I think she thought I was like a workout influencer Fitness influencers. I'm actually flattered by it. Definitely. I'm the right guy I said, I'm not sure who the workout guy is. She said I discriminated against you because you're blind Oh, it's too easy. It's literally too easy Look at my dude If you see an instagram story of me and it's like location tag houston texas in the next week You have permission to come to my house and stone me to that like in the old days Pretty sure one of the one of the testaments in the bible is bow shall not be criminally fucking horny matt move to houston texas I just want you to tell me devin white. Tampa Bay buccaneers nasty middle Dude, what if a girl hopped down here and she was like, she's like, you know get brian docket's campus heroes Deflator and force or he's gonna light shit up at free safety run nickel 335 wine and just sit and cover three buzz Then I'd really move you So this chick's name is bailey and low key. She kind of looks like bailey I said you want to help me with some she sends the pens which is pretty smart because I could send some really degenerate Shit, I said, can you aim a football wide receiver for me? This was smart. Okay, and she goes to brandon cooks I actually respect the hell out of that dude brandon cooks just play great. Here's the problem I always am finding a good excuse to ran about ea But ea predetermines their content so much that they never have updated good cards for players that actually play well in the NFL and that shit pisses me off so bad Like I swear to god brandon cooks is not gonna have even a remotely good He has an 80 overall core elite. Are you sucking and licking my dick and our balls? What the fuck brandon cooks is top 10 in the league and receiving yards right now. Hold up Here's the perfect example You know who's literally the best wide receiver in football right now Who as playing like the best wide receiver football cooper cup cooper cup no questions asked cooper cup He's playing like the best wide receiver football right now. You're sucking my dick 84 overall It's the best cooper cup card that exists. He cost 16,000 coins. I could pull that out of my ass That's the orangutan's making this game bro. I'm so pissed. Oh, yo, jones. Okay, you've heard of him robert woods You mean the same robert woods. It hasn't done jack daily fucking shit while cooper cups going off Let's just make it a point of emphasis that brandon cooks has to score touch Caden ellis who the fuck who where are you pulling these fun? You doing a random number generator. Who is caden ellis caden ellis nfl I actually don't know who that is linebacker for the saint's 26 years old. Where did you get that name? Who I love to have it together 64 overall made a linebacker But came up There's one on the arm, but i'm gonna pay 3,800 coins for this smaller All right, let's let's assemble the squad for the most part It's just gonna be players that I like I already have because I can't go in with these four players not actually possible But let's feed brain cooks. I want brain cooks to play like he's been playing fantasy football I want him to have a 30 bomb in fantasy football. Whoa. Oh, yo, you're you're a god. You're actually a god. Thank you You're a god. Let's go madison jason witton desperate. Okay, so we got a cowboys fan The only problem is I don't think I think a lot of the players she mentioned here I can run rogers at qb. Let me go see what they have in the in the dach I think dach has a pretty good plan back press got literally has this core elite and that's it I say we cop colby's lee and we hop into this game. We also need to we need to get an interception of gino stone Oh, damn it Allison my favorite asian said jj watts. Okay, she put watts on the end Did you want me to buy multiple or is that just what you think his name is? I'm just gonna say I'm not I'm not gonna hurt her Honestly, so now I just sound shallow because if she was it would I hurt her feelings that she was ugly? Yes, she wasn't attractive. I probably would have blocked her life is so easy when you have no morals No ethics no values. It's so easy. Let's go Gino stone kate and ellis jj watts Lurl patrick mahomes colby's lee branded cooks. This is what you fucking assembled. Whatever dude. I don't care It's gonna fucking Interesting team from coop dog like ours a little better. All right little handoff here. Okay. I don't know how that happened A is open rb is open. I don't think I can get to rb though Tough Wow, how slow are we boys? This team is struggling really early. Let's oh dude. Let's fill this hole with stone. Come on, baby Wait, what the fuck wait, what? All right. Well that was uh three play six four yards 53 seconds He's in the end zone on the right side uh canyon responded I'll fuck sir. It's not canon. It's canon Women oh my god, that is so open. What a ball. Holy shit I was used to dany dimes dany dimes never made that throw in a million fucking years Oh go dude. He's throw. He's throwing out of this. Oh Brandon cooks fuck that up. He's throwing out of his fucking mind right now cooks. Where you at, buddy? Uh, if I playmaker him up the field. Oh wait, I can't I'm throwing it to him. Fuck it dpi He sat on random cooks, which gave a dpi. Let's hit colby's lee. Oh Beast beast. All right, let's roll out right and hit cooks. Yeah, come on, baby. Is he there? I maybe could hit him, but he got too sketchy. I love the lighting important field, baby Yes, get the playmaker. You're there. You're fucking there Yeah, that audible is very run. Okay. What the fuck Do you know seller just gonna get dust here? What the fuck? You know how many people were on top of him right there? What is going on? That's so uh, you just handed him a touchdown. He didn't do anything for that colby's lee and press 80% sure he can't really beat it But oh wait, no you fucking dog. You're a dog You're a dog 81 colby's lee. Let's go ramsie. I'm 92 fucking Taylor ramsie. Let's go That shit was elite as fuck Huh? Wow, he got stuff trying to get sequined up the middle kind of looks like it's there Look at all those blocks. We're gonna have brand cooks. You just gotta wait the appropriate amount of time and laser Ooh nice play Brian Dawkins. All right. This is the dive Like what the fuck did you see that? Obviously you saw that because you watched this video I guarantee that there's some shit going on play right here. This is this is dynamic difficulty adjustment I was just talking about this the other day. They want him to win so bad That they're willing to just do this shit If hello mac in the middle he gets to delay a game fourth and 17. Let's go Momentum is finally not in his favor. It's still in his favor, but at least there's no momentum bar going off My home's does get outside of this and why is open and my home's delivers We get a joke and we're in come on. Give me that momentum bro. Tell me how I'm beating you and I have that much momentum Ah Some wall or to the outside Oh, okay Okay, mr. Mahomes I see you. I got a response kind of late here Jones, I know like quarterbacks like Pat Mahomes because he's like Aaron Jones. They're all football questions Like I don't know if I could do that. I played golf. Um, yeah But I wouldn't say I know football yet. Definitely not I think she said Aaron Jones that would have been low key kind of nice because Aaron Jones has a 92 overall But whatever barkley barkley's got his touchdown. He's playing solid. Yeah, everyone wants to reply now that I started the video. It's sick Did you throw y here? Is he playmaker a oh Dude, why is this dude so open always? I'm I'm switching off like a bum Nelson with a good tackle. Let's get a pick with stone Just goes underneath Play action Why is he getting through every that's marlin hope for uh, I don't hope he's not that big but he's a he's a physical corner Let's get an interception bro. How savage Hey, that was so embarrassing. That's embarrassing to get scored on like that Big heave big heave big heave. Let's have it bounce off and into someone's hands. Let's get a good return now All right, we start with the ball half so we can definitely take the lead here have an answer for you I don't know why he did that. How did you do that? All I know is the bumble squad just prevailed. It made me women are good for something. Oh my kid All right boys. I love it. I guess I That's kind of a bummer. That was a really good game. I think we might have won that game It's hard to say but uh, we had a good shot cold beastly dusted 92 overall Jalen Ramsey. That's all I know All right, uh, I love you boys. I'll see you in the next video. Thanks for watching us always. Peace