 Ahoy-hoy and welcome to the Thursday episode. I decided I would give this a try, SCP Containment Breach. I've actually played SCP Containment Breach a lot on my own, and I don't know, I've seen people asking me to play it on the channel, so I thought I'd give it a try. If this works out, I may end up live streaming it at some point, but in the meantime, let's try and give this MAPSEED CRUNCH. Well, that's an odd choice. I did not type that in beforehand. The only thing I've done is... Hold on, I won't let you... go all the way to back spaces to completely back space. We'll go with Samarian. We'll go with SAFE. We'll leave the intro on just for fun, and I guess we're going with the MAPSEED CAPITAL CRUNCH if you want to play along with me, so... All right, let's get started. Pick up the paper on the desk. This runs a little smoother than I remember running. I can't remember if I've tried to play it on this computer before, though. You also may be able to tell that my microphone's a little bit further away, just so I can access my computer. It's a weird noise. I'm gonna have the SCP foundation our staff wouldn't... That was fast. I wonder how that decides how long it takes for them to come and get you, because I had to wait in here for a really long time before. Sure, I'll just... Oh, there's another guy over there. Oh, there's nowhere you can stand. All right. Let's see what happens if I don't... Got to be the dumbest test subject we've ever had. Oh, well. Shut the doors and open the gas valve. Really? They murder you? Okay. Well, you said you were gonna kick my ass. Didn't say you were just gonna gas me to death. That's silly. All right, well, try again. New game. We'll put the Sumerian Toast Crunch. All right. Oh, that's got to be the title of the episode, right? See, this thing sticks to the old D-Class or incredibly expendable. Like, that's the weirdest thing. Like, death row inmates are expendable. Okay. No, they're really not, since they're super rare. Fighting them the kind of... Do you know what I'm saying? Finding a death row inmate that's mentally stable enough to do work for you is sort of a big deal. Like, oh yeah, it's just a normal guy who managed to kill somebody and end up on death row instead of a guy with severe mental pro... You know, a severe mental illness or something like that. Which is most. I'd be surprised how often the jail system is used to just deal with the... See, this is what I'm talking about. Like, last time around they were instantly there and now they're not. But yeah, how often the criminal justice system is used to dispose of people they don't... That the society can't deal with because we don't have a good mental health system in America. The hell? Okay, they're finally here. There's no ventilation in here, actually. How do they get the gas back out? All right. I'm... Of course I would never do that. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just gonna just step back in here. Hey, buddy. They're waiting for me. Are they, though? Are they? It's Vulcan! I hear Vulcan. That's definitely Vulcan. Oh, man. I'm writing a book about that. Just get in there and follow all the instructions and you'll probably be fine. Follow all the instructions? You'll probably be fine. SCP-173, origin as of yet unknown, is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. I wonder how long I'm gonna let you stay? I'm just gonna spend this entire time like testing the limits of this system. What happens if I just stay in here with you? I mean, maybe I need to take some time to study this document. You don't know. I assume you'll shoot me eventually, or nothing will happen, or they didn't code for that. Let's take a look over here. Everything looks good to me. You know, it would be more... You know, it would be fun, actually, as much fun as the old the site is undergoing a giant containment breach and everybody is gonna die is... You could use this exact same setting to create like a, you know, day in the life of a doctor sort of thing. It'd be a fun game. Maybe a little shorter, maybe a little longer. Maybe you could do, ooh, ooh, you could build a game based around the what happens to lead up to the containment breach, like the day before, the day of, you know, all the way up to the point where the containment breach happens. That'd be fun. Yeah, this is... He had too much Taco Bell. Oh, man. Yeah, see? I'll just all go ahead and head on in. All right, guys. Look at these guys. I don't know, but he can't shoot me from underneath the door. Take that, bitches. Wow, that is incredibly loud for me. All right, well, I have to hope that it... I mean, I can... There we go. Okay, that's a little bit better. So the thing is that, like, I can fix the volume in post, but I can't... I can't personally hear my own voice loud, so I don't know what, like, how loud I need to be. Let's see. If I walk over here, does this... No, it doesn't seem to affect it. Not anything more than normal. You know, that's a... Yep, normal. All right, let's... How could there be people down there? They'll help. Hey, guys. I'm... I don't know what's going... Oh, no. What's going on? It seems to be terrible things. Where did all the people go? How come those things are halfway in the floor? Man, I'm so dead. That's the fun thing about this. You're already dead. That door never works. It'd be funny if it did. Like, you just go through this game one time and then suddenly... Because the entire thing is procedurally generated, but this introductory area is always the same. Well, except for some, you know, basics, but... Funny, if one time you were like, oh, that door never works, then, like, that's the only way out. Like, you open it and you're like, okay, well, you managed to get to one of the safe rooms. And thus, the game actually begins. All right. I forget what button it is. F5? Yes, F5. All right. Well, let's read some stuff on that. You get... What in here? Admin is to authorize personnel only. Report all potential anomalies, including deer. Don't forget, today is pizza day. Yay, pizza day. The first time I lit this up, just to test things out and see how the recordings would work. He was like, is it pizza day? And he's like, no, it's not pizza day. It's tuna casserole day. Okay, well, yeah, that's right above the guard. Does that... That must have happened. All right, let's probably eventually activate the old man somehow. We saved the game, so... Wait, is this... Shit, is this SCP... Oh, oh, 8 already? No. What's in here? Other than a dead dude. All right. Well, way overdue for my first encounter with... Yeah, we're not doing that. No, thank you. Okay, old AI. Is it 081? I think... In one of my meme videos, I saw it and I like cut it out because I wasn't sure, and I didn't bother to look it up, and that was another fucking hallway. Fuck you, old man. Fuck you. Oh, right. I guess I gotta go somewhere. It's so dark in here. I can't see anything. That's part of the game. That's what makes it fun. Crack. Wait a minute. Now let's see here. I believe our statue friend is down there, so we should be all right. All right, what do we pick up here? A level one key card, I guess. Oh, okay. I'm not sure what was in those boxes, but I guess it's all right. Battery, battery. This is the supplies. Oh no, someone has died. One of the good things about any horror game is the ambiance. Like, if you really just had to turn around and take a look, it's stopped me. See? Oh no, the plague doctor's found somebody. I am the cure. Well, this is intolerable. I'm not doing a good voice right now. I got a bit of a cough for a couple of days, actually. By the way, this is going in mostly unedited, so you may hear me take a drink of water or whatever, unless the old man killed somebody else. Until you act... See, that's one of the things about... Oh, I don't know if that's true anymore. I did a little digging into the way this game works way back when, and I really think I actually need to go down there. I could be wrong. Pretty sure that our little statue friend is down here, though. You know what? We'll just load it if we have two. He is down here. A simple way to do this would actually be to... Yeah, just let's lure him out here. Let's wait till we blink. Let's lure him out of here. Close that door. A wallet. Give me a wallet. Reminds me of... I don't know why. Was impersonating the guy from... There really was it? What's in his wallet? Oh, okay. Money, I get. Who puts coins in their wallet? That's a weird thing. Oh, that is useful. Now, that's... Well, now all we need is a clipboard. Is he still up here? Probably. Yeah, I don't know how this game works anymore, but it was a time. God damn it, where was he? Anyway, there was a time when the old man was only activated if you walked into a certain room and watched a guy fall from the ceiling. I think if you've watched any of these before, you probably know what I'm talking about. All right, we saved it before we went in there for a reason. Oh, we didn't save it when we got the guy up here. I know you're in here. There you go. Let's just give him his freedom here. We'll go down here and get this wallet. Collateral. That's the movie that that's from. Give me a wallet. Can't you tell him my hands? There's nothing else down here. We'll just save this again, unless we've trapped ourselves, which is entirely possible. That's fun to the part about the quicksafes in this game. I think you I think you only get one slot and it's entirely possible to get yourself killed. Now we're going to give a hand. I'll see you later, buddy. Hey, that wasn't so bad. Oh, shut up. Yeah, I saw that coming. You stopped that right now. I said stop it. I'll do it this way if I have to. Probably open that fucking door again. Just blink real quick here. Yeah, I think you did, but it doesn't matter because I'm gone because I'm already gone. Okay, then. Stupid piece of shit. Let's keep on keeping on. Always close the doors behind you, just in case. I probably should save your game before you walk into a new room. I think that's happened to me before. I think we're getting closer and closer to one of those rooms where the old man gets activated. Well, let's give it a try. All these damn level three doors. 1162. I can't remember 1162 for the life of me. Still not good enough. That's fine. Oh, yeah, it's easy for you to wait a second. This feels new or not new. At least something I'm not recognizing. Look at this door here. Close it. If we're going to be doing things, I don't want something coming into that door. The problem is, is the door control is still active with the old AI. Let's see if this works here. All right, time to find out what's in this door. It's fucking this guy again. I think there's a level two key card on the table here. Halfway sure that's a clipboard I just picked up. Yay, a little, no, that's a navigator, which I think is useful if you can get into what's-his-face's place. I don't think I need a level, the level one at all now, but we'll keep it just so we have an extra card. All right, so there was a level two door back this aways. It's best not to have to backtrack too far if you don't have to, which I'm going to be going backtracking a lot, but if I'm this close to a level two door anyway, hell is this thing? Why is it dangerous? Let's grab the paperwork, go back out to our semi-safe hallway with this. Oh, this is the one where you, yeah, it's a hole, it's a hole in the cinder block. Yeah, so I believe you can throw anything into it, yeah. Fortunately, this is currently visible through the hole, however, no light, so it's been able to eliminate his activated sentient being reaches into the hole to the depth that the girth of their arm allows, at which point their fingers touch a solid surface similar in field to the current location, and they discover an item small enough to fit through the hole below their fingertips. The universal binary is something the user has lost or was searching for at some point during their life, however, from tremolo items, another animal vanishes from the person of the subject. Yes, there we go. All right, so a useful way to handle this is to drop everything of value, at least in my experience with this thing, anyway. And then we can pick those up later, but for now, what did we get? Oh, I think we switched out useless. 079 documentation, all this document, when did I get, this is something I've lost. Is it only going to give me other documentation in exchange for documentation? Is that how this works? Movie ticket, no, at least that seems like something. Yeah, I remember this movie. Electronic components, that's something too. Okay, I'm just starting to change a little bit. Well, playing card is shit, but if we get that credit card back, let's leave it on the ground. Let's pick all this stuff back up. Just in the off chance that it'll, what's the word de-spawn and drop it all again. I don't know if there's what the de-spawn mechanics in this game are, but I don't want to risk losing my level two key card just so I can get a credit card out of it. I don't think this can give me anything useful to be honest with you. I mean, there's only one way to find out the extent of what I can do. Yeah, it took my heart. I only got my heart. Sure. I'm going to die. Oh, did it take my lung, maybe? I don't know. Yo. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's the thing that happened. I definitely died. I don't know if this is because it took my lungs or it's because I smoked that 420-J. You know what? Oh, it gave me, oh. Oh, you know what? Let's just keep doing it. I'm dying for sure right now. Oh god, yeah. Definitely dead. Wait, maybe not. Can I pick up a key? I guess I lost my wallet. You're feeling faint from the amount of blood you have lost. Fine. You know what? Fine. You know what? Fine. I'll die then. I guess I'll die. You know, that's one of the few things about this game that I mean, and I get it because it's like, what's happening to me? I don't know. But there's one of the few really negative things I found about this game has always been that it takes forever to die sometimes. Am I like, unable to touch the door? I guess I'm not dying? I just keep doing this until I die. Let's see what else I can pull out of my chest. It would be funny if I, there we go. Whatever it was, I'm dead. I have died. There's no, oh, okay. There's no like, how did I die sort of thing. That's just, all right, let's go get our stuff off the ground here. It doesn't appear to be useful in any kind of serious way. I need a clipboard. I don't have to give up all my, I don't have to give up all my shit. You know what I mean? At least now I can talk and know what volume I'm actually at. All right, I don't think there was any other level twos behind me, but I could be wrong. I don't think I'm wrong. We'll find out. At some point we gotta activate the old man. I gotta walk into the little intersection rooms and have the dude fall down. I don't think this is gonna, this, it feels like this is gonna lead me to, oh, fuck. Well, I'm dead again. Fuck off, bear. At least we're trying to find out what, yeah, it's becoming difficult to breathe because it's a bunch of ears in my, whatever, there's a bunch of ears in my lungs I just grew because of this stupid fucking teddy bear that I covered in ears. It's suffocated to death by the ears. Such a strange sentence, body sent for autopsy. Well, so does that mean I shouldn't go this way? I mean, is he still, is he still gonna be in here? Is he in here every time? Do I need to wait? Can I run by him and not have this problem? Well, he's still there. Oh, I guess it didn't help. Am I still growing ears everywhere? Ah, my fucking ears. Yeah, my bone time anyway. Pretty sure, anyway. Maybe I avoided it. Hey, there's a dead guy in here. This elevator appears to be broken. I feel like I should save, but I'm like, am I dead already? Did the ears get me? That's such a weird thing to say. Am I growing ears in my lungs? I can't tell. It doesn't give me a, you know what? Fuck it. We can always start over. That's the activation for the old man. So that happened. That's great. That means the old man now knows I'm here. Achievement unlike the architect. What does that mean? This is to the heavy containment zone, which is somehow closer to the surface, which I think someone once gave me like an explanation as to why that could possibly make sense. I don't remember what their argument was. Well, that can't be good. But it appears to be broken. Okay. Well, we definitely got the old man actress at this point. So really, it's just a matter of, I think this is a level one key card situation, but nope, three. Okay. Let's see what other creative ways we can note three again. Fuckin' A. So much backtracking if I want to check in these rooms. That's the really annoying part. All right, this elevator is bound to work. Yes, indeedy. Let's see what happens next. Show yourself. That's not, oh, it's that one. Well, this is usually where I die the first time. This wouldn't be the first time, actually. I will have died more than twice now. So let's see here. Hello. There it is. All right. I should probably avoid any quick saves from here on out. Yep, he's got me. Hey, calm down, buddy. Calm down. It's all gonna be okay. Oh my God. Who is it? Okay, so he's heading this way, which means he's probably making, he's probably gonna, I can't see where the goddamn in here, but I'm assuming he's, Oh, he spotted me again. I just leave the idea that somebody else would probably be like, Oh my God. And I'm just like, yep, he got me. I'll try harder to be more tiny. All right, backup, backup, backup. It's bad, but see, this is the thing with quick saves. Gotta get by him, I think. This motherfucker right here, I tell you what. Fine. It's so dark in here. I just turned the gamma up a little bit anyway. I'm only doing it for the, yeah, here we go. That looks actually more realistic, to be honest with you. So it's not, hold on, I'll show you the maxed out gamma is about here, which is still pretty good. But I mean, like, it's almost like these things aren't lighting anything. It's like, it's like the lights are somehow not good lights. You need better light bulbs, friends. Like, look at that. Hold on. That doesn't look like it's lighting anything. Like, this is a flashlight. I mean, this is a light bulb meant to light this room. And it's not. I can understand it not lighting down that way, but it's not lighting here, which I get is it's a horror thing, right? But it's not realistic. And that bothers me. So let's at least have it so that underneath the lights you have lights. It's all I'm asking for. You know, I'll give it a little bit more time. I can't see down there. So I just have to keep doing this and be like, and fuck it. No, no. I'm dead again. Well, that means I need to go straight down this hall. There could be two of them. Honestly, I might run in this motherfucker a second time. I feel like I'm okay to save there. Is there another monster down this ways? Can't see. Where the goddamn. I don't know, friend. Close doors. What's here? Well, that's not helpful. Which means I need to have, well, fortunately, I believe that's where I saved. So I just need to, if I die again, I'll just take the intersection. Fuck this guy's probably coming. Who's that? Because he makes a circuit, right? I hear him to my right. Now, with any luck, I'd love to get into that storage area, but I don't think I'm going to get an opportunity to. I'm just navigating blind. Don't hear anything? No. Who's there? Quick saves. My superpower. You know what, I think I need to go all the way back to the beginning. I think there's a second switch I'm going to have to hit. Pretty sure. I have the whole under, yeah, there's a whole other switch. Pretty sure. Well, no, when we get down to the end of this hallway, though. Taking it slow. Fuck. That's exactly what I need right now. I'm not going to change anything. It's me, Nino. Oh, fuck. It's the last thing you, oh, he's fucking fast, too. God damn. Yeah, he's got me. Fuck. Faster than I thought. The worst part about this is it doesn't kill you immediately. You get to play like for, oh, well, you know, I'll just wait till I wake up. See, until he kills me, I'll keep playing. He's going to kill me. He might kill me this time. He might kill me next time, but he's gonna, where is this? I hear him again, which means he's still here. Yeah, he's still here. What the hell, man? Come on. What's wrong with you? I know you hunt based on like fear and all that stuff. So you know, I'm not afraid of you. I ain't afraid of no ghost. There's something weird in your neighborhood. I think this is crap. Yeah, I don't think I want to jump off here, but how do you, if there's nothing really to do other than jump off here? Oh, there you go. Hey, dude. Oh, you're heading toward me. Oh, you are getting closer. I can't tell if he's getting closer, but he's definitely moving. Look, I'm going to say when I review this on Yelp, your little pocket dimension, not great. Yeah, you're not getting, you're getting one star review on Yelp. I'm telling you right now, partially decomposed. Anyway, that's it. I think we'll go ahead and call that. Let me know what you think of me playing SCP Containment Breach on my channel. If you like it, let me know in the comments down below. If you don't like it, let me know as well. Definitely hit the subscribe button. I do other kind of content on this channel as well. All SCP based. I talk about how to write. I talk about SCP lore, my own opinions about the entirety of the wiki, variety of things. Hit the subscribe button, hit the notification bell next to that, and head on over to patreon.com forward slash decimarian and support me at any level. That'll be very helpful to ensuring that I can continue to make content for you. Thank you for letting me know I'm not alone out here, and I will see you all again on Tuesday.