 The Seattle Misogyny. Talk about a legacy built on nothing, built from the ground up. A grassroots organization. This is not the Brooklyn Nets. Thanks a lot, fucking loser. Ah! Ah! This is the Golden State Warriors. We drafted the non-Kevin Durant Golden State Warriors. We started with nothing. Invincible Dirk Nowitzki, granted he's the greatest player of all time to have ever touched a photo in a basketball court. And soon after, followed De'Aaron Fox, our next superstar. Amethyst Jason Tatum, a young buck with a fat cock. Slapped it on the table and worked his way up to a dark matter. And he continues to be the most consistent player on my team. Michael Jordan, the GOAT, joins the fray. Boris Diaw, a late contender, but someone who wants to see that final push, baby, because he goes hard. Kyrie Irving, despite being low-key kind of a bum, hits clutch buckets, Terrence Ross can slam and he can shoot and that's all I need him for, baby. Thod Maker coming up big. Chris Daps is new as well. He's been shaky, but he's ready to put his talents to the test today. And Anthony Davis, an absolute brick wall in the paint, plays incredible defense. This is the Seattle Misogyny. Okay. And today we are six and four. If you take a gander at the cheat sheet here, there's only two options. I either win today and tomorrow. And I end up giving you guys the reins to my Twitter to simp for whoever you want for basically the whole day. Or I win today slash lose today and then win tomorrow slash lose tomorrow. I go one-in-one in the next two games and I will form a group chat with my exes. One thing I will say about this, pretty sure like two of them have me blocked. So I don't know how I'm gonna do this, but I'm gonna figure it out if we land on that. Hopefully I don't. And if we go six and six, maybe lose both games, you guys will get to choose a henna tattoo that goes somewhere on my body. This is where we land in Wheel 2K revamped, baby, kind of right where we thought we'd be in the six, you know, six, seven, eight realm. If only I had won a few more games at the start, I would almost be safe because I'm on such a hot streak. I did lose last game, but in the last six games, I'm five and one. I'm playing so good. And depending on how these next two go, I could potentially be seven and one in the last eight games, but we'll have to see. All right, so for this spin right here, low key, I feel so bad, but I want to get Kyrie out and I want like an elite shooting, shooting guard. I know that sounds kind of stupid. Foreigner jackpot. Um, who's it absolute lights out shooter? Not from the United States, that shooting guard. So listen, Foreigner jackpot. Yes, I could get Giannis, for example. I actually love Jason Tatum. I have nothing in my brain wants me to get Giannis. I want a dark matter shooting guard. Rudy Fernandez, he does not sound like he'd be from the United States, Spain. And that man is a shooter, I can promise you. 97, three point shot, James Harden. Oh wait, James Harden's from the U.S. I'm an idiot. He's wearing a Team U.S.A jersey. I forgot what the spin was. What an idiot. Andre Kirilenko is from Russia and I know he's good. Now I think I like Rudy Fernandez, bro. I'm going to do Rudy Fernandez for sure. Dude, literally a dark matter with 97, three. Rudy Fernandez, exactly what I was looking for. Like literally exactly what I was looking for for this team right now. Rudy Fernandez is in. Kyrie, thank you for clutching up a three last game, but I no longer require your services. The Seattle Visogy is in a really good spot right now. After this we can be seven and four with only an ex's group chat or excessively sipping left. Let's, we could take that. We will take that. And a huge thank you to SeatGeek for sponsoring today's video. You're going to hear about them a lot. 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Ooh, I thought we'd get the swap. I start every game by getting dunked on. All right, let's get Rudy Fernandez in. We gotta try this challenge. All right, Rudy's gonna come in and Boris Diaz is just gonna slam. I love Boris Diaz. Dude, I feel bad about Jordan though. Jordan is such a beast. Dude, you cannot score on Jordan, bro. He's so good. Can Tatum hit the turnaround? I'm sure he can. No. Oh, good D. Ah! Jump all. I'll take that. I'll take that. Because if we can get him 10 assists, the 10 points will be easy. Yup. Yup! Uh-uh. No, sir. You're gonna get, you're getting clamped today. Are you sure about that? And just keep going for the oops slash layups, yeah? That's an assist if he makes it. That's an assist. That's two assists. All right, we're gonna fake off the screen. Give it in to Davis. Three assists Fernandez. Like absolutely free. Oh, that's good D. Yes, sir. I certainly don't mind a mismatch. Oh, step up, step up, step up, step up. Somebody. Are we kidding? He took the worst shot out of that and drilled it. Broody! Uh-oh. That's how we're gonna end the quarter, y'all. Yeah. All right, he's got three assists. He's on the right path right now. Oh, I'm fine with jumping there. Yay! He's gonna get one of his own. Quick assist. So let's get a quick assist here, yeah? Quick assist. You know Jason Tatum knocks Jason Tatum, bro. I swear to God. I just passed that guy the ball. He just drills it. Uh-oh. He was in a box. Broody! Another one. Playing good basketball. Good D. Good D, Rude. Yes, sir. All right, we're gonna fake off of that. Yup. Pass to the corner. Oh, you gotta pass that so much sooner. Jordan's going in for a tough layup. We get a minor bailout. By minor, I mean definitely a bailout and the ball doesn't lie. Please, dude. What is going on? That was such shit. Dirk wide open. Oh, I thought we were gonna recover to that. OK. They're gonna leave Dirk wide open again. Jordan with the lamp central. And Anthony Davis just takes it. And Anthony Davis is gonna go coast to coast. Spacing, spacing. Deiren wants his starting spot back. And I took a horrible shot, and that's why I lost. Yikes. 30 to 32, still trying to feed Rudy Fernandez. All right, we need an assist here, baby. That is a pretty easy way of getting an assist. I will say that. Tatum, get out there, buddy. Ooh, that's a late closeout. We are lucky that he missed that. We're gonna go under it, pass into Dirk, and take a freebie. Fuckin' A, hide the ball so early, you just gotta dunk that Dirk. And he's gonna get that. I'm just gonna try and get back in this game. And you know who's gonna help us do that, right? It's the literal Godboardist, yeah. Once, you know, let me go there and push it. Whoo! Let's go. Exactly what I'm talking about, baby. ThonMaker is not getting stopped by Steve Nash. I'm sorry, Steve Nash, you're kind of like me out there, buddy. He's gonna look underneath. We need a great shot here. Need a great shot here. And a dunk from Michael Jordan, right down the middle of the lane, is a great shot. Or is the clamp on? Yup, that's great defense. Jordan, go up, baby. A tough of Weisbeth's head, and we take the lead, they're cold. Oh, good, great play. He's gonna hit that. All right, that was a good play. Boris Theo, oh no. ThonMaker's got it, and he misses the layup. Dude, I don't know, do I give up on Rudy Fernandez and just go for this WS the fourth quarter now? I need my fast pace offense, dude. Slam. Oh, those animations are just some of the most frustrating in the world, man. Oh, and he's gonna get a free three. Yes, sir. I might as well be taking jumpers if we're gonna miss our dunks. Yeah, and you know, he's just gonna go up and slam it. A deep one for, green. He's our clutch time player. Oh, and a rip all the way. All the way. Dude, I'm so sick of these God damn animations. Ooh, early steal. We gotta make every single possession count, baby. Oh, my f**k is literally wide open. How did that even happen? Dude, look at us two f**king morons going at it here. Oh, he gets around dirt. Yup! Yeah, you like dumb animations, boy? This sh** sucks. It absolutely sucks, dear f**king layup. Great defense, boys, he's cold. He is cold. Oh, puts up an ugly layup and he gets it. It's all good. You can't, you can't guard dirt. You can't! It's impossible for you to shoot an 82% from the field. Slam. Easy slam, 53, 54. I'm clutch now. I don't lose these games. I win these games. It just ain't, it just ain't how it used to be. I win these games. Rudy, Rudy, show them why you made the squad, baby. That's our first lead of the game in the fourth. We get clutch buckets. This is what we do. Okay, okay. I hate to say it, my friend, but I think you made a mistake here. I think you might have a midget guarding Dirk Nowitzki. The pump fake got me so bad. Offensive, three seconds. Let's go. He tried to pump fake twice and then get a three. Boris Diallo is in. Michael Jordan is in. These are our two best players. Over to be the fourth quarter. Two point lead. We knew it, great defense. Pass out a shot. Take your two. Take your two, that's fine. Wide open, yup, get him jumping. Over to Dirk. One more stop, this puppy's over. Great defense. Incredible defense. Oh, and he gets a lucky, no. No, sir. No. I just turned the ball over. Get the rip. That's great D. That's great D. It's still game, baby. It's still game. Completely shaked it and Dio. Pretty much gonna run this clock out. He gets the personal foul right there. We're in the bonus. First one really counts. I don't know your free throw either, but your clutch, you're so clutch. One more and that's ice. Game, baby, that's game. Oh my God, the first time we took the lead was in the fourth quarter and we held that shit. I couldn't get Fernandez the challenge, but I did get a fat W. Oh my God, these last two games have been haters. This is like my favorite lineup. This lineup compared to last season's end of year lineup, I like this one so much more. We shot 86% from the field, 50% from three point line. Honestly, Jordan is just too good. Having Jordan off-ball clamp anybody is a glitch. Ladies and gentlemen, another banger is complete. That lands us at seven and four. I either lose in the finale tomorrow and I'll form a group chat on my X's or I win and you guys get to take over my Twitter account. So simply excessively for one day, let's get into the specifics here. I'll publicly tweet out or maybe Instagram DMs. I don't actually know how you guys wanna do it. It's up to you how you wanna do it, but I'm verified on both Instagram and Twitter now, meaning when I send stuff to people, there's like an alternate tabs. There's a really good chance they will see them. It's not guaranteed, but like, this is a pretty damn good chance. I'll let you guys, like whatever, you get the idea. I don't know if it'll be Twitter or Instagram, you guys let me know in the comments what you prefer. That's if I win, if I lose, Ashley, Bella, Bailey, Kaylee are all going in a group chat. That's like torture for them. I can't believe I would even do that. I need to win tomorrow. Ugh, ugh. All right, I love you boys. Thank you for watching as always. I will talk to you in the next video. Peace out. Oh boy. I was so nervous, bro.