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Thank you so much Taylor I love your hair happy black history month Yeah, I wish you happy black history, but yeah Yes, so special black history month shows this weekend in Pittsburgh what I Can't have special black history month shows Charlemagne can I have black history month shows? I Booked them prior, but I just said Say what where they at Pittsburgh is that black? Wiz Khalifa's from there black a lot of black people in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh, Miami Yeah, it's black and yellow. It's very diverse black and yellow dude What? Don't look at me like that Taylor. Holy shit Black and yellow Pittsburgh. Where at? Pittsburgh improv then we got Miami. I think these are sold out. I'll be honest I'm not exactly there might be a few takes left for Pittsburgh and then go the Andrew Schultz calm We just added a bunch of shows Tucson, Milwaukee Atlantic City writing PA a bunch more continue to be added go there the Andrew shows calm those are my church announcements Today today today. They'll be today. It'll be Thursday I'm in I'm in Farmington, Michigan at this beautiful mental health gymnasium called Inception Okay, I'm doing a field trip. I'm taking 10 people the experience inception. Inception is a place that I went Last year did the float therapy did the brain training did the Magnosphere like I've never experienced stillness Like I did when I was at inception You know, I've tried meditation and all of that shit like that But that float therapy and that brain training is just something different. So I'm taking 10 people With me today and I'm taking them to Inception and Farmington, Michigan So I'll be out there. What is he low therapy? Oh man float there is amazing I talked about it all the time Rogan flow therapy is is basically just it's a big tank tank. Yeah, the flow tank. It's the big flow Did that? Yeah, I did that a few times I did float there. I talked about it on Rogan. We went I must have been paying. Yeah, you know, you But not dope flow therapy is like, you know, you you lay in the water and at first you're gonna feel Jumpy cuz you like oh shit, you know, but it's saltwater. So once you just relax and know you can float It it it's just incredible. Yeah, so regardless because it's saltwater Right, but once you relax yourself and you just got to let yourself go and let the water carry you Yeah, I promise you man when that light finally came on after our I was kind of scared cuz I was like, where the fuck did I go? Really? Yeah, man. Yeah, did you get anxious like were you in your thoughts in an anxious way at in the beginning? Yeah, and then once I just relaxed Yeah, I can't I don't even know if you call that sleep. I don't know what it was I just know when the light came on it was immediate like Like oh shit, and it really feels like you just took your body dump yourself upside down Somebody opened up your head and whatever was in there just all fucking came. Are you gonna put one in the basement? Oh You got a nice little basement why not put one down there? I don't know. Maybe in the new crib Joe got some or new crib Moving up again. Oh, yeah, definitely. Okay It's a contract here, baby I Really where where which Jewish neighborhood are you gentrifying now? I'm definitely not telling nobody where I live. I listen. I'm the king and not telling nobody where I live I'm definitely not telling somebody now, especially after hearing What happened to pop some pop smoke this morning because that's breast and peace I don't know. We'll get to that once we get to that segment. We're that's right. We're organized We're doing segments now once again. You want to get a new house do segments, all right? Oh So that was church announcements All jokes aside, you know, the podcast is moving on up this year a lot of things are happening Um, I don't want to say things are happening fast because they're not happening fast There's no need for things to happen fast because nobody over here is hurting for any money and no, we're good You know that when when when you're doing fine, you don't have to make rash decisions Listen, brash decisions or rash decisions either one. You don't got to make them. I don't even know what that means It's brash I meant rash decisions to kind of make you itch. Ah God you're just so you're feeding you just like I need it You know, I mean things ain't working right right now I don't know my next check coming from and then I don't have those problems. That's a rash decision You're right. Yes, you're right. You are 100% right So, uh, we don't have either of those. No, we know right. So life is good life is good. Thank you God new houses on the way Thank you God. Hey, man Taylor got new hair. Hey, man. Hey And it don't look strongly that other night. It's our night. It's just took a few hours, which let me tell you about those Segment Taylor's hair, you know what can we add a new The segment is called positively brilliant, right? Ah, so at first We're gonna highlight some things that we think are positively brilliant then we're gonna do another segment called what a fucking idiot So it's all one segment. So we have this two things, right? I love this Taylor's brilliant. I'm gonna tell you why okay Valentine's Day I'm killing all of them. I'm kids day before Valentine's Day. I'm killing her. I'm killing McKell. I'm like, oh y'all single I'm killing some y'all got your nails done. Y'all got your hands there. That's hot. No, y'all don't got nobody Because if you did y'all would be getting ready because Friday's a big day Friday Valentine's you're going into the weekend The whole Valentine's weekend. It was a perfect setup None of them say nothing. McKella about to cry seem like I don't give a fuck. I don't got nobody I don't care about Valentine's Valentine's is overrated Taylor don't say nothing. I'll tell it was like Taylor came in the next day fresh poetic justice Taylor already knew she had her hair appointment scheduled for the 13th And she was going to be sitting between some woman's legs for four or five hours and she got her shit done, right? Came in on Valentine's they like ha me and bae got a vacation scheduled this weekend. You guys went on vacation Why You mean why yeah, why could have been a vacation because that dick was out of this world Now we just got you know, we're telling the city but we're gonna go on vacation We're going to the version boom the reason I say she's brilliant though is because you heard her She got a hostel in the city. That's dope. No If you got a hotel in the city you live you got a family you're cheating on No, he just got a trash house apartment that they always fucking so he had to do something new. Good point Sherlock Sherlock over here The hotel had a nice jacuzzi Exactly Ew, yo other people got to go in that jacuzzi. Don't be fucking it all jacuzzi's man It's valentine's is a holiday weekend. You want change the scenery. I get it hotel in City for the weekend But I say Taylor's brilliant for that because she could have easily be like I'm getting my head done today She was like nope I'ma show improved by actions indeed Not words and lip service because she knows she'd have told me to get her head done today I'd have said to her you had that shit planned anyway No, I would have said you just did that because I teased you because there was somebody that we would tease in one time There was somebody we was teasing one time And all of a sudden they came in with some goddamn brain But i'ma keep that to myself. All right, but page Do you have anybody you want to salute positive brilliant? Nah, I got one more. All right, go This is what I actually wanted to do. I was unprepared man. Fuck. I'm sorry. I wanted to salute CNN Oh for hiring andrew yang. Oh to be a political commentator He gonna have to talk about this coronavirus though for real. Listen. No, no, no We don't need to have a whole conversation about I'm sure you got thoughts on it. I'm sure you got thoughts on I think it makes it makes all the sense in the world because andrew has a huge social media following Yang gang is very active during every debate They used to make andrew trended debates he made and people like his pov on things You see him on talk shows like bill marr. He's really good I think it's a great decision also because he's pretty bipartisan pretty bipartisan and that's a rare thing for cnn to do So I think it gives very futuristic thinker got a lot of cool perspective. Yo agreed great idea Yes, absolutely for seeing and to sign him brilliant of him To sign Tell me tell me about that. So you stay relevant. So you stay in the I never heard of andrew yang before this Yeah So it's like yo take that start them that you got from Running for president. Yeah, now you're a cnn commentator. He got books and shit out I'm sure his book sales will start going through the roof and who knows where it could go from andrew yang from Andrea the type person that needs money, bro. Let's be for real Andrew yang being president would be cool for andrew but andrew needs that bread Why because he can invent shit because he can create shit. You know, is that what he does? I honestly don't know what he does. I know he's asian Does he I don't know if he does that I sat down with andrew a bunch of time I mean he has a bunch of Ideas when it comes to be honest, bro artificial intelligence. We don't know what he does. He might own some laundry mats What now he's in silicon valley. I think he owns laundry mats in silicon valley He's a businessman. He has them shit digital and she might be the wave. Yo, all the people that's in silicon valley working They might need to walk up in the digital laundry man and get this you don't got time to wash your own shit Come on, bro. Who knows like I love it. I just think that was a genius move of uh Seeing it and I was positively brilliant man. I wish I had a good positive thing that I was oh, oh Here's my positively brilliant the way that the NBA changed the all-star game boom I thought that was positively brilliant the The fact that they turn the game in the fourth quarter into a pickup game Yes, and when it's a pickup game your competitive juices start flowing And the way there's this beautiful shot lebron james posted a bunch of other people's posted But lebron is at the top of the key and uh, johnis is defending him and in the background you see Quavo offset to offset to change like all cardy all these people, right? They into it. They like hyped Got the phone out. Look at like it looked like ruckus park It looked like some like pick up like, you know when you see a good end one game everybody's like, oh out of these That's what it looked like. Yeah, that's actually a great comparison because I was thinking it's playoff basketball But it's more dynamic than playoff basketball because playoff basketball you're not standing up You're not half on the court So there's a cash on this to it But I thought the way the mba and the way the mba did for any of you guys don't know is essentially what they did is Once you get to the fourth quarter The team that's in the lead Has to score 24 points and the team and the team that's not a lead has to score Whatever their difference between the team and the lead is And 24 yep, and they shut the clock off and no clock No time nothing from ice cubes to big three by the way good Yeah, they stayed they definitely took that from ice cubes to big three good get that shit But like it really created this great intensity and like you saw the real alpha males coming out hard and passing a ball Every hard and playing fucking defense You know did you hear what jonathan jones is so european and african you know like europeans and africans like they don't understand like How to like give you shit soft. Yeah, they just go Hey, you are fat. You should lose weight. Yeah, you know, that's just like the straight direct So they asked you honest. They were like, what was your um What was your what was your team strategy in the fourth quarter and they're like, uh, basically whoever was harden was guarding We were going to target him because we thought that was the easiest way to score Huh, he said he was borderline autistic in the way that he said it like If any of us said it they'd be like, oh, they're just busting balls. He was a hundred percent serious Look right at the quota. Yeah, he was the weakest defender. So we decided to target him Harden is the weakest defender. Well, you don't say it in all of star game, bro. It's not the playoffs Oh, yeah, it was like, I mean, but yeah, but he is the weakest defender. Yes. Yes, 100% I mean, he wasn't totally wrong. No, he was right But you think that you kind of tease and everybody's joking around But I thought that was positively brilliant 100% I wonder when harden gets called a weak defender that make him want to score 70 points just to show you his strength You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I can't fucking defend but watch this You can you because I just scored seven. I'll get these buckets back Listen, so that we can transition right into what a fucking idiot. Um, I didn't have this on my what a fucking idiot list But it made me think about it. Hmm the judges of the slam dunk contest For mba all-star little hometown little hometown cooking. I'm gonna tell you what the NBA has to stop doing Stop letting non-dunkers judge the dunk contest It should be historically great dunkers the dr. Jays the michael jordan's the dominique wilkins Clyde Drexler's people who have Vince Carter spud web spud web people who have actually one slam dunk contest Who understand the degree of difficulty of these dunks? Let them be the judges. I don't want to see no celebrities I don't need no chat with bozeman. I don't need no motherfucking comment. God bless them to my god But I don't need them. I don't need no players like the Wayne wade. I need dunkers I want dunkers to be the judges of the slam dunk contest. That's it in the story It is idiotic to have anybody else out there judging slam dunk. Yeah, because we're not watching it for the judges No, like they think the judge brings some kind of like celebrity to the matter like nobody's going I wonder what number dwayne wade's gonna give They don't understand a degree of difficulty. Yo, what the fuck does Eric go ahead and have to do? Aaron Aaron Aaron he jumped over somebody seven foot fucking five I think that that I don't trust those dunks Why could the guy bend his head a little bit and you can push off of him? So it's like when you're jumping over a fence you can't jump over a fence But if you put your hands on top of the fence, I don't know but I think my leg will still get cut You think yeah, man I mean because it's not like he's like when you're running up a fence You can't jump over him But I'm saying when you run up on a fence, you got to grab yourself You can barely jump over a fire hydrant I used to have a crazy verticle Really? My verticle was like 67 inches There's no way I don't give a fuck what you say Now is it one of those things like your dick in the summer until like 69 inches and then in the winter It's like a 62. I used to have a 67 inch vertical leap, bro. How many feet is there's no way That's five feet seven inches, bro. I don't know what to tell you. I can jump over spot web Which I'm gonna tell you I can clean spot web. I cleared muggy boy. I used to clean muggy bones, bro No, you used to could not There's no way in hell you have a 67 My calf muscles used to be so fucking big Low-key? Can I be honest with you? I don't think you could touch the ceiling right now What tim's on? Easily Hold up I ain't trying Not even trying What tim's on? Not even trying We might have to take it outside Hold on I might need a higher ceiling This ceiling is recessed It's different. I didn't realize how recessed the ceiling was gonna be That was pretty easy for him to touch the ceiling But that's not 67 inches, bro That's not 67 inches. I might be exaggerating 64. There's no way you even have 60 You're barely 67 inches. I don't know what to tell you I was a freaking nature What I actually had for um, absolutely idiotic, yeah Robert Lee noise Uh, he was arrested for charges of harassment and false imprisonment after he kidnapped a white woman And forced her to watch roots because he wanted to teach her about racism Uh, let me tell you something. I don't know how or what this white woman felt about black people before Yep, but I know if I the shadow of a doubt she absolutely hates niggers now. Whoa It's black history month We can't be dropping the R on that black history month. I'm just telling you like come on If you didn't have a feeling about black people before that might do it for you, right, bro Come on now. I think that you're going 100% I was right about these people like it's like every time you see a like a pride parade like You know like like if you see if you go to the gay parade, right? Obviously, we want people to have parades But like if anybody go into the gay parade, right and before they went there They were like, ah gay people are flamboyant and extra and then you want to party and dance Like I'll stop stereotyping. You stop and then you go to the parade. You're like, whoa When you write you write baby When you write you write true, man. So yeah, this is the wrong way that being said There is a way to get white women to come to your house to watch roots or whatever movie you want Okay, talk to me. It's called tinder. Ew. Yeah. Yeah, alex has been very good at it. So you swipe What is it writer left out? I don't know. I have a girlfriend. So I don't know about these things I don't know these dating apps work Come on Out here white women's specialist, really? Yeah, this guy's a white women's specialist For black history month Jesus Christ, um, okay, can I ask you a question talk to me? This is this is the idiotic thing people getting upset that black history month Is the shortest month people still mad about that. It's actually long this year because it's a leap year So it's an extra day now Is that something that upsets you? No I never even looked at it like that. No All right, it upsets you Taylor. Why why are you upset? Do you know? I'm just saying like black history in america has been fucking rough Do you want to spend like a long month talking about that? Wouldn't you want to shrink that down like that's that's why this guy Robert is stupid, too Because it's like isn't that a good point like hey, it's really how much do we want to go over slavery? Well, no, it's more than that though. And that's the problem. We're gonna talk about fucking peanut butter for the whole month You know what I mean? That's the problem with guys like Robert Lee noise like black people have You know been at the forefront of so many innovative things in this world and in this society So for you to sit down a white woman to say watch roots because this is what Uh racism is all about like no racism is a lot broader than even just slavery Yeah, you know what I'm saying racism is kind of like kidnapping someone because of the color of their skin Yeah Also his name is Robert Lee Holy shit This is a plan it can't be real Robert E. Lee the commander of the confederate army in the cell There's no way they got pictures of him though. He looks like does he look black? Jesus Christ Whatever stereotypes you got of a black man, Robert fits them all Okay, let's I want to talk about I want to talk about this black history. Oh, okay. He got that bro used to play football in high school So we're moving on. Yeah, we're moving on from our segment positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot and we're going into Shit you won't care about next week. All right. It's a hot topic segment black history Probably over next week it is over next week It's not It's not This is another thing that we need to understand why you get so upset about this because black people just been like Historically disenfranchised and everybody goes. Oh, it's a shorter month. It's not shorter. It's faster for the fastest people They gave you the fastest month that doesn't make sense The fastest month is February Also, it's the the month that spelled the weirdest you guys spelled your name's the weirdest You know what I mean? I don't think I feel like I don't think anybody even put that much start I'm thinking it makes perfect sense. I don't think nobody put that much thought into it. What do you mean? I actually think the problem I have with black history month is that it's so much other Shit in it that distracts you from black history month Every year it's the Super Bowl. It's the Grammys. It's valentine's day I remember one year black panther came out which made a lot of sense, by the way Black panther came out the Oscars comes out. I get so much stuff that happens all throughout the month of february that you're like That's a good point You think it should be a month and a half you want to go? Wow, man All 12 months black history can be as long as you want want it to be But we don't get noticed by that. Who who you need to acknowledge you. Who? That's why I'm saying who you need to acknowledge you I wanted to be a month where nothing happens to black people Like we get like because even in that fashion designer that they try to imitate like the monkeys or like that Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who did that? I don't know. What's that? No, moncler. H&M. That's not like two years ago. Moncler sound like two years ago, too No, no, no. It just recently happened. They're running it back Yeah Say what page just said yo this shit fucking killed me son Yo, yo, son She goes vape bathing ape, but low-key vapes been getting off light Why they've been having them the gorilla as the logo, but it's not a human. What it's not a human Yeah, I know it's a gorilla. What's wrong? Good Well, what was wrong when the other ones did it? Because it said no, it was because h&m did coolest kid in the jungle and they had the black kid wearing the shirt Oh I mean, that's insane. Let me see. What is it? I don't know That's a little bit crazy On February Why this is why I hate new york fashion week in february new york fashion week is trash Let me see it Fuck bro, like because they they make you walk the runway in things that you would not wear out in public What is fashionable about that? I don't know. It looks like me a little I'm just saying what is fashionable about that? Like what is People go to school to learn that kind of shit. Yeah, I don't get it I don't get it. I don't get it. Yeah, man. Some of us are naturally gifted with this fashion. Shit. Yeah, man You know Bro, look at that army patins. You know what I'm saying? Bring it. You got a little a on your shit with a heart Kind of kicks it off. Say what kind of kicks it off. These are the um, the world war one ones W. W. One one, baby He out here. Let me tell you something. I want to hear your opinion. Do you have the one d. Williams joke? I want you to see the visual. Oh, what happened? This is listen. We're doing a segment of stings. Shit. You won't care about next week hot topic segment We're just going to run through a bunch of frivolous news. I love it. Yes. This is great. I love this I love this if they produce it right, it'll be great. That's true. You need to drop It's Can you play the play? What were you just doing? Carrie's ex fiance was tragically murdered over the weekend. Let me set it up. Okay Wendy, right? Yeah, uh, was was mocking the death of drew carries ex fiance drew carry Price is right host. Yeah, his ex fiance got pushed off a balcony I think it was by another ex boyfriend in hollywood hills. Oh that guy was on uh kill tony I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. He was inspiring comic and he was he did the kill tony show Tony's clip in a brian red man did this great show in la at the comedy store And he was one of the comics that had been on it in the past the guy that yeah, dude drew carries ex fiance Keep going. Keep going. Shout to kill tony though. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, play it This is wendy once talking about it drew carries ex fiance was tragically murdered over the weekend she lived with a roommate a girl roommate and The roommate heard the screaming the neighbors all around the neighborhood heard the screaming and they called 911 Once the cops got there. She was down there dead on the ground Um was pushed off of a third floor balcony I'll give you a little backstory. She was killed not by drew But by by the ex come on down And then she did it then she did her head like this And so yesterday on all day on twitter. It was hashtag cancel Uh cancel wendy. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah now you're a comic. Yeah Uh, we've talked about you know being able to make jokes out of anything. Yeah What do you think I think if drew killed her then it would have been a really good joke. Yeah But drew didn't kill her. Yeah, but if drew threw his Girl off the balcony. Yeah, and then was like come on down Yeah I could see why you would make the joke. I don't know if it would be a good joke though I mean, I don't know like I just think it's weird that a woman Wendy Williams would make a light of What essentially is domestic violence? Because she's been at the hand of it Well, just yeah, I mean just the fact that a woman got killed by another man in that way Yeah, like what was the point? Look, I defend jokes, man Yeah, because I at the end of the day like we just got to defend humor I think that she's trying to now this is one second where I say like I kind of get it because she's making a joke about a hypothetical that didn't happen She's like drew didn't do it. Yeah, imagine drew did it come on down and then boom, right? But drew didn't do it. So she's making a joke about something that did not happen She's actually not making a joke about the dead because the dead didn't get dead like that. By the way Her audience. Yeah Crickets Yeah, I mean nobody was snickered. Nobody giggled. Nobody was like, oh, it was just like The fuck is wrong with you? Yeah You know, I mean, I mean it wasn't funny enough. I'm trying to think we could think funny Yeah, not not not. I just think certain things you have to leave Alone If it's funny enough, it's funny enough We learned with the Kobe thing. Tony had that great joke about Kobe, but it wasn't about Kobe Say what it was about the fact that he died. It was just a really funny spin on it So sometimes there's funny around something. Yeah, and we know what's so good about that joke as well Is when he said the joke That is the reaction people had right people like and Kobe died. Nah, bro. No, you're upset. Yeah So when you come with the Kobe passing never Like I guess what I'm saying is you can make a joke about something You just got to find the right angle to do the joke. So that one was just a murder. Yeah, the murder ain't it though I mean, dude, you know how many oj jokes Not about the cold. Oh, yeah Really dude, I know oj caught a lot of jokes, but I don't know. I don't remember too many jokes about the cold It was oj that used to catch the jokes. Yeah, but I didn't make jokes about like You know, what oj cutting the cheese. You know what I mean stupid shit like that I don't know. I was the statement. Matter of fact, let me google hold on Let me google There are tons of oj jokes, bro. Hold on. Let me google 100 it gets tricky But I always tend to to to defend jokes because people are going to be offended by something by non comedians. Yeah Really? Yeah, I mean Yeah, I do it man I because I think the joke is worth defending the idea that you should be able to make a joke is worth defending It's not like it's not like comedians sign up for the army or something like that And like we're here to protect the country like at the end of the day We're just like anybody else making jokes. So this is a good oj Simpson joke, but it's not about the murder Okay, go. What is it? Do you know what the la rams in the los angeles police department have in common? What's that neither are very effective against the run That's a that's a that's cool. It's a it's it's around it. Right. You know what I mean, right, right, right? Let me see I mean these are like like street jokes. We're talking about like i'm sure Oh, this is actually a good article that came out back in 94 About comedians making oj simpson jokes and about the dark humor Surrounding them and his comedians defending why they decided to make oj simpson jokes Is one dude says I don't feel bad simpson's a millionaire anyone in the spotlight is fair game Right. I think that he's saying we're making jokes about oj. But people make jokes about the fucking i'm glad comedy has evolved You heard about you heard about oj simpson's alibi The night of the murders he was waiting to be served at denny's I don't get it I don't get it. I don't get it another comedian said we joke about simpson because we don't want it to be true Yeah, I think there's something about that, you know I mean, you know me I defend the joke or the right to make the joke because In order for a joke to like get funny. He has to start off in an unfunny place I heard that hurts just renewed oj's contract Only now he's making a license plate for him Hey I don't know man. He's like one liner I'm trying to think if I had a good oj bit back in the day. What do I have? something Yeah, I don't know I don't think so You didn't have anything back in the day when it came out. I mean you were doing radio. You must have like I don't know what i'm doing no fucking radio in 94 andrew. I only think I am 63 or something. I don't know how old are you bro? I just started doing radio till 99 Really? Yeah, I started off as an intern in 98 and I got on the air in 99 I didn't realize how long ago oj was man. I remember the decision Do you remember the decision lebron? No, what the court? You can't fucking tell me that when you think the decision, you don't think lebron jane going to miami Taking my goddamn talent to south beach that we never thought about oj simpson in the decision Now you're right, but i'm talking about the court the acquittal the acquittal. Yes, the clubs don't fit you much to quit Bro, I remember they brought us an elementary school to the auditorium the entire school And they told us The decision I remember I was in really I was I don't know between kindergarten and sixth grade right black history month probably it was probably during black history month and They put all the black kids outside. I remember that and uh, they did not Do that just joking um They brought us into the auditorium and they said, uh, we just want to let you know That oj has been acquitted. He is not guilty It was in october and For all kids. We have no clue what the fuck is really going on the entire Auditorium erupts with applause. Why? I do not I don't remember any of that like when I watched the oj 30 for 30 I don't remember that around bro. Can I tell you how big this was for anybody listening right now? You know who I was for halloween one year oj simpson judge ito Who the fuck that was the fucking asian judge who presided on the case that's how big this you've been fucking problematic, bro You've been culturally appropriating this shit, but you should be ashamed yourself. Why how what did the costume look like, andrew? I Honestly, I just put on my taekwondo outfit I did They're like, who are you? I was like, I'm judge ito off-duty judge ito. No, I bought a mask I bought an ito mask. He had to have mask. Yeah, he was that big son I don't remember judge ito massive bro. I remember Johnny Cochran. I remember Robert Kardashian I remember the fucking I never remember Kardashian the the guy who wanted to bury oj. What was his name? He was a cop Oh, yeah, the racist cop. I can't remember his name right now. They had the racist cop and then I remember uh his boy Kato something Kato Remember oj's boy. He was living in his uh boathouse or some shit. The one they said was driving Nah white guy Mark Furman, yeah mark Furman mark Furman mark Furman, but Calvin Kato or something like that. I don't know Tell us what the costume was Andrew. I had a judge robe. Okay, and then I had a Asian guy's head mask. It was a judge ito mask. I bought it at the store judge ito That's that's not it. But something essentially like that Oh, he really did that mask. Yeah, that's not called judge ito That's not called your operation if they're selling the mask of a person and you wear their mask They were selling a man. I didn't just buy an asian person's head Judge ito for halloween oj is the scary one. That's who the fuck you dress up as if you want to fucking scare Yeah, you're right. What the fuck It was a different time man back then you could do this shit. My parents bought it for me They never thought anything about it. So you thought judge ito was a hero I didn't know what I thought. I just thought he was part of the case and I was like, I'd be funny He's the guy that essentially let oj off Son, why judge ito don't get more smoke Why should he I'm just saying the jury let him off. I know But yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, right? He's just there to preside over the case Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wonder how those jurors feel and hasn't anybody ever talked to any of the jurors from the oj simpson trial Well, oj hasn't killed since Which is good You know like if you're like a serial killer like you needed to do it That's a good oj simpson joke. You heard oj's doing stand-up now, right? I need to go see if he kills Yo, I hate showing me stand-up voice anytime you go into a bit you use this stand-up voice So, you know, you like turn into Rodney Dangerville My favorite comedians are the ones that talk like that because they bomb every time because you because people can just hear the setup coming You know what I'm saying? You just hear the setup coming. It's just like, I don't know what you're about to say But I promise you that Angela, I didn't know you did stand-up Yo, we need to go back to the what a fucking idiot Jesus Got a video on youtube right now. That's it. It's horrible. That should kill me bro I think that's it to Andrew Anderson. Yo, stop man. Please. Let's do this That should kill me because the the the confidence was like too much Too much. It was too much. He walked on stage start talking to girls Yeah, you like dick or something like that just right into it. It was wild, bro I gotta change the title. How did that do stand-up? His first shit was I'm bi Racial No, he did it Get him to fuck off the stage I'm already fucking offended. I don't hit his stupid shit That was his first joke out the gate. You didn't watch it. That was the first joke I told you he was making me uncomfortable I was just I scrubbed through a little bit of it because he has like a big old intro Bro, he twerks at the end. No, bro Bro, listen, he got so desperate He got so desperate that he realized it was time to fuck some stools, but he didn't have a stool So he just started popping that ass, bro. Oh Angelo, have you quit? Why? Oh man, you got to get back out there. All right. Shit. Shit. You won't care about next week Lizzo calls out men who judge women's bodies This thing is so weird with Lizzo, bro Because she got to know she's unhealthy. Is there audio? Let me read it. What you said, uh, she was Uh, yes She was on a brazilian tv show And she says I think that women are always going to be criticized for existing in their bodies And I don't think I'm any different than any of the other great women who've come before me that had to literally Be politicized just to be sexual. You know what I mean just to exist It has to be audio this if you find a tailor insert it Little then went on to talk about how women before her were criticized for their body flaws And because they fought against how people view them she's able to exist and be comfortable in her own skin Turning the conversation to male double standards. Lizzo advice men to get it together. We don't talk about your dick sizes Do we like that's not a conventional dick size. It's too small We still let y'all asses run all over the goddamn place. You don't talk about our dick sizes You don't talk about our dick sizes We don't talk about your pussy sizes. That's the reality We never talk about how much volume you got in your pussy Right you talk about how many inches our dicks are how fat girth all that kind of stuff None of us talk about the space that you got in your pussies That is true Right people don't get complimented for having shallow vaginas And they should and they should or tight with vaginas, whatever it is and you girls got no clue how much room you got in there I'll tell you to me and if it doesn't get filled it's our fault Well, maybe you got a bucket I'll tell you I'll tell you the problem with Lizzo's comments and this is why uh, you know There's a lot of bucket ass women out here that are talking shit about little dicks You know why we don't talk about the buckets though. Why? Because we feel inferior. I fucked a bucket once Bro, I fucked a bucket. We don't know if it's us bro. Is this a bucket is this bucket too big? Or am I too small? My goddamn handle too little. Bro, you know what I'm saying? I fucked a bucket one time I fucked a bucket, bro. You about to tell a joke. I fucked a bucket one time I fucked a bucket one time. What's the deal with fucking buckets? You put your dick in and it's like what's all this room going on in here? I fucked a bucket one time and guess what? I realized that wasn't alone in here Hit that twerk, hit that twerk, save that joke, save that joke Son I fucked a bucket one time, bro. I was a young man. I was in Austin, Texas a young man. What happened? I put my dick in and the bucket was weird It wasn't a bucket it was kind of like a vase or like a vase for flowers Because the the entrance was tight and then when you went in it it footballed Yes And that was like an air pocket or something was in there and I remember I I put my dick in And then I remember I was just kind of windshield wiper in it On the inside. Yeah, it's like a room in Willy Wonka's house. Huh? The door looks super small But if you go in once you get in look big old world Seriously, yeah, I thought that she must have had like a recent abortion or something I just thought there was room in there that she just was made because it was distinctly big Yeah, it was distinctly like something four pounds three ounces was in there before you got there at least Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You know, so I had that bucket experience Wow And I just had to to just focus on the rim. Mm-hmm because I was the tightest part Wait I just kind of like You got to give her a compliment then What you got to say, yo the same way a girl would compliment a guy like, yo, you got a big old pussy You know what I'm saying Because if a girl was fucking you a girl be like, yeah, you got a big old dick So when you're getting in bucket vaginas, yeah, give her that compliment. Yeah, let's see if she takes it as a compliment. Yeah If somebody told you you had a big old vagina wouldn't you like that? Hell no Well, you wouldn't like it for I was like, I'm not gonna give you back shots. I'm gonna give you buck shots So listen if a guy compliments you and tells you tell her look you got a big old vagina You immediately regret letting state property run a train Yo, you're nice. I'm saying that rumor big vagina is an insult. Do y'all know what what sorry though. What? What don't insult me Wait, what'd you just ask? Do we know what big dicks are? I know what big dicks are. We've seen porn. We got porn I'm saying like do y'all know what a good size dick is. Yes, we do mine a little bit smaller than mine I Seven inches three four eight when it's warm out two and a half inches of girth is a nice thing to curve like See how they objectify us y'all see how they treat us like we're just a piece of meat in our bodies Yes, that it's a lie that women don't talk about dick sizes. That's that's number one of your fucking magazines It's just all dicks. That's all you worried about dick size. We're just telling Lizzo You're gonna lose a toe. That's all we're trying to tell her you're gonna lose a foot if you keep eating that way This is not something to be proud of it's unhealthy. That's different than shaming a woman for her body. We're shaming you into health now. I will tell you, uh Where Lizzo's comments were a bit misguided. Okay, right? She said we don't talk about your dick sizes Which isn't true women do talk about men's dick sizes, but the difference between a man's dick size and somebody's body weight We see it all the time. We see some somebody's body's weight is visible to the naked eye. Yes Unless you got x-ray vision, you're not walking around looking at men's dicks all day So that's why people are so quick to comment on other people's body weight because we see it It's visible. Yeah, if we were walking around with our dicks out, trust me We would get dick shamed all the time. You know what I mean? That's probably why we invented pants Think about all those fucking y'all were dick shaming us a little soft You know those little pygmies you see on like national geographic and shit Yeah, and they be walking around in that tribe and maybe don't be having no pants on they be having them Little dicks little dick shaming the fuck out of them. They are they all doing that Come on. They don't say nothing about the saggy ass tits that the pygmy women got Flat-ass tits That she don't matter in their culture don't matter in their culture tits hanging all down I will say though. What you gotta stop being so hard on Lizzo. Yes, and the reason you gotta stop being so hard on Lizzo is because Lizzo will learn in time what everybody else learns in time Eventually you gotta get you gotta get it right. Hey, it happens to every it happens to everybody Is it fair to say that we're not being hard on Lizzo because she's fat We're being hard on Lizzo because she's misleading a generation of people who will think it's okay to be It's not Lizzo. It's society Society is doing and she is a She's for whatever reason she's the poster girl for all things fat, which I don't think is fair either Uh-huh, but she's the poster girl for all things fat So people always come at her as if she's out there pushing this narrative But she's walking around her fucking thong out in the Lakers game like she's leaning into this She's embracing what she is. Yeah, but like what if somebody was like, um I'm embracing my cancer I mean, you kind of got through though, right? No Fight that shit. You're right. You're right. You're right. But it is people Yeah, because because her obisi is gonna kill her at a much younger age Right her obese and then and also all the other people who are like, I gotta embrace my body too Now all them are gonna die as well. So if you just and if you look at obesity like a disease what some people do or an addiction Let's say food is an addiction, right? If you look at like an addiction people. I'm embracing my alcoholism I'm embracing my crack addiction. I'm embracing like why is it this one addiction where you could be proud of it? You can't be a proud cracker. You can't be a proud alcoholic. You can't be a proud heroin addict I mean none of us are doctors. You know what I'm saying, but eventually You know your doctor is gonna tell you you probably need to get some of that weight up off And she's gonna because she's rich Yes, but she but she she she will she will get there in her time And the beauty the beauty about a person like Lizzo Lizzo is going to be Lizzo regardless of what size she is You could tell that's just who she is. She's a confident person. She don't give zero fucks It don't matter if Lizzo weighs 140 pounds or 340 pounds. Lizzo is going to be Lizzo Hey, listen 100. I love the song. I sing the song. It makes me feel confident I don't know. Oh, I do know one song. Damn. What was the other one? What's the other one? I wear my head down back and forth. That's Lizzo, right? Yeah, yo, she's fired Music is dope. I guess what I'm trying to say is she's in a situation where at any point in time She wants to lose weight. She can hire physical trainer. She can hire a dietitian I'm just saying she can do all these things But the people that she's speaking to that are going, you know, I'm gonna embrace all this kind of stuff A lot of them can't so now when she's ready to lose weight because she got to that shit comes right off And the people that Can't lose weight just like that because they're in shitty situation. They got two jobs They got to eat fast food because they don't have access to the good food like all of a sudden they're in the situation Like, whoa, I thought we were being fat together. What happened? Like, yeah, what happened to monique? Monique was what Lizzo's doing now And now she lost weight and people were kind of mad at Monique because like you're supposed to be But Monique had to do it for health reasons just like everybody else will like listen man Obesity is a epidemic in this country. We all know it It's no need to act like it's not and eventually your doctor is going to tell you look you need to lose some weight That's it. That's really what it boils. And we're gonna still love the music. We're gonna still love the personality I have no clue what she looked like before I heard the song. I found out who she was later I just love the fucking song because it's a great song. So keep on making great music and You know Take care of yourself or don't take care of yourself. You don't owe it to anybody But don't act like you're the pinnacle of health or it's okay Yeah, we're doing shit. You won't care about next week. It's just a hot topic seven when we run through all the frivolous news of the week I want to stay on this Lizzo for a minute because there's a lot of people who say things You know they ask the question should men comment on women's bodies, right? in American society has kind of created that system where men Are always talking about women's bodies and vice versa. Like this is the home of beauty pageants miss universe miss usa miss america sports illustrated swimsuit edition ebony Jet uh jet beauty of the week, you know what I'm saying? Like it was it was it's always a thing Where we're commenting on a woman's body or even women are always commenting on men's bodies The angelo did a whole video butt ass naked with a six pack He didn't do that because he didn't want y'all to comment on his body You know what I'm saying? So it's just like I guess in a lot of cases you got to take the good With the bad, right? So if somebody sees a body they love like a jail or a trena Whoever it is they commenting on it. If you see a Michael B. Jordan or the angelo back in the day you comment on it But if you see something, you don't like And it goes both ways for men and women It's not like guys don't get shame for having the big ass stomachs and looking nasty and fucking shit You know, I mean that's why you see a lot of guys getting in shape It's guys right now that clown the old Gucci man I mean it's girls that clown the old Gucci man because how he used to look but Gucci Looked at himself. Like that's not what I want to be. I want to get in shape So I don't I think that's just kind of the american way to judge people by their bodies I think it's a human way I think it's a human way. I think that we sexualize things that we want to have sex with that's just natural And I think maybe women do it in a little bit different way because they can sexualize Certain parts of the body that maybe we don't care as much about. Yeah, but you know women are very, um picky when it comes to height You know, like they're when we'll just straight up say on their dating profile Nobody under five six McKayla, mackayla is five eleven and we'll say that all day long I don't show it. I don't date no short men and if we were like, yo, no girls with no titties Now you're being a you're you're objectifying Showing this exactly there's a double standard. There's those here, but the reality is we do have standards Right and standards are actually okay because they're baked into our DNA for like, you know thousands of years of evolution Like we like certain things we like um Nice, I guess nice skin or like uh supple breasts all these things represent I think when a woman is ready to produce children I think fertility, right? So all these things are they're not like hey, I'm a shallow guy Even that is a judgment of a woman's body. Yeah a hundred percent because you see a woman you're like, oh, she's got subtle What'd you say supple? So I'm about to say subtle quietity She's got supple breath So but you back in the day you probably looked at her for fertility reasons like oh, she's ready to mate Oh, whatever it is. I mean a hundred percent. That's judging a woman's body. She is ready. Yeah. Yeah, fucking slave masters used to judge People's bodies. I don't talk about that. I'm black What are we doing? What are we doing here? I'm just saying it's kind of it's just weird man Like it is this this is interesting. I was in um I was in Hawaii, which is this fucking amazing place Everybody should go to Hawaii outside of like the natural beauty the culture is super unique and interesting and um, but they were talking about the The the sugar cane plantations out there and There's these documents that you can read where they're looking at the type of people that they want to bring in to work the fields And they're going through the different countries And seeing how they would work and wouldn't work with the fields. For example, they brought the irish in the irish can't take the heat They're too tall to bend down and do the whatever black black People they can they can take the heat But um, they're too tall to go down and pee picking up the cane So they don't work as well and then the filipinos at perfect heights. They're shorter legs They've made it a science judging people's bodies by judging people's bodies It's literally like the nfl combine or like the uh, mba. Yeah They had the exact same look at it. What is the most efficient group of people that we can bring in here to get that job done Let's be honest the only reason we don't like when somebody judges somebody's body Is when they're saying something negative 100% because if they're telling you how fly you looking how beautiful you are You got fat ass now. You got nice breasts like In the morning These young ladies Taylor sim. They walk in. Oh, look at fat. Oh, you got a fat ass fat ass. I'm like They do that so But you're still judging each other's bodies. No, you know what? This is not fair because um, sim and What's the other girl's name mackayla sim and mackayla both like pussy. No, not him. Oh, so mackayla My bad label me a lesbian My bad, my bad, but mackayla likes pussy. So if mackayla's like you got fat ass, she means it That's sexual harassment That's sexual harassment because if you would sexualize If you sexualize someone that's sexual harassment It's like that's a good point and anything that you find sexual about someone else Don't you think that we should equate this anything you find sexual about someone So that you're sexually attracted can count as sexual harassment For example, if a girl goes up to you if a girl values a financial success and she goes up to you She goes, okay. Charlotte. I see that watch you got on us a nice little role Like you are sexually harassing that moment because she sexualizes your financial security Sexually? Really? It turns a girl on the guy that can buy a watch like that financial security I'm hey, there's a point here. Is there not a little bit? Bruh, I love the brilliant idiot. I think it's why we're the brilliant idiots, right? You know what I'm saying? Whipping bicks out. We're the buckets out. I'm trying to fill them And if the buckets don't work, I'm gonna stick my fist in it on the rollie attached to it There we go! And that's what turns her on anyway Let's go! You tell me what time it is No, all I'm simply saying is the judging of people's bodies has been going on before us And it's gonna go on way after us. Yes. That's just the way it is And I'm not saying it's a good thing. I'm not just saying it's a bad thing. It's just a thing So to say should a man comment on a woman's body I don't know I really don't have an answer I just know that's the way things are because women do it to men Men do it to women men do it to other men. I learned from women You know how women be saying, oh, you got a fat ass to each other big thing That's why I objectified men So how you do it to men? I do it all the time What do you say? I do it. I killed M.E.Z. and N.V. and drama Oh, I'll type this shit Like what? I'd be like, I told drama's drama's got a beard I'm gonna brush your fucking beard It just seems nice It's just like a nice thing to do And drama's gonna be like, yo, you weird, bro It's a shroop, though I tell it, I tell M.E. pull this fucking pants up Why because he's flirting I'm tired exactly Yeah Tired of seeing your little red box of briefs that I've been watching for the past nine years Pull your goddamn pants up, N.V. M.E. really got no ass, huh? Do some squats Yeah, no cheeks, no cheeks He got no cheeks Yo, M.E. do some squats, bro No cheeks, long back, long beige back Long beige back How you gonna bust it wide open When you got nothing to bust Nothing And that's why he shows it off so much He like to do push-ups You know what I'm saying? With his pants sagging Bro He'll lift his shirt up a little bit So all his ass is out Come on, bro You know what I mean? And then wonder why your mother fucking saying shit That's it What are you wearing, N.V? What are you wearing? Why would you wear that? Why you don't want me to say something? Thank you You're all missing the real point of it all, though What's the point? What's the point? Because like for me, Simeca, to do that, we're all friends See, that's what's wrong with y'all We ain't talking about y'all We talking about dicks over here right now Yeah, y'all Why would you even jump into this conversation? Real talk, man We're gonna have a nice gay moment And here you come Wanting to add some goddamn women to the mix This dick talk Can't put this dick talk Can't put this dick talk Dick segment Let's go Exactly Let's go That was dick to that shit Come on now Fuck out of here But y'all are friends, too, though You not gonna do it to a random guy on the street? Oh, who says who? You said I won't walk up to some random guy on the street Do you need me? Tell me you got fat ass Are you saying you need me to push this culture forward? Are you telling me I need to take this to the screech, Taylor? Is that what you're telling me? You, if you want me to objectify these guys for real, for real Real talk You want them to feel the pain that you've felt your whole entire life Let's go You want me to go out there with these Timbs and these jeans on And start cat-calling, motherfuckers If I wasn't a married man, I'd take you up on this Black man, no cheat Black man, no cheat It was bad I read that in a book a long time ago, though, from niggas to gods, man That was the name of the book from niggas to gods by a kill And he said he was talking about how guys Objectify women and cat-call women and comment on women And he was like, what if fucking Mike Tyson Was walking the streets doing that shit to dudes Slapping them on the ass, cat-calling, what would you do? Hey, you got it, Mike You guys never get guys to do that to you? Yeah, but not as crazy They just, they usually lock in with some eye contact That's all And then they try to see where you're at This is what they guys do, they'll be like this They'll be like Then they wait for you to do something back to let them know it's okay Not to gay guys, I know They'll be like, uh, uh, uh, Shala I know you just ain't gonna walk by here with that little fat ass Shala And not gonna speak to me Wait, what gay guys do you know that talk like that? I need to meet these gay guys You even put his hand on his hip by a little teapot Did you see that? Please tell me we got cash I'm Shala I'm Shala, I see you got rips in your jeans Yo, a gay teapot would be funny as hell Is there a A teapot short in stealth Where is my dick? 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Originally I knew, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you said it It was the other part Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like how do I get a mouth Should I start with dick and then go to the mouth Now you got the mouth The mouth is there The mouth is here Yeah, yeah, yeah Now um Jeff Bezos Yeah Since we're talking about shit you won't care about next week Jeff Bezos says he's donating $10 billion to climate change Yes I don't see the problem I don't know why people get upset at billionaires When billionaires actually want to use their money Yeah For good But why climate change? Why not to like homelessness? Okay, true You know Not mad at that? I'm not mad at that Yeah I don't see because me probably Because if I was homeless I'd be upset because it's like Finally it's getting warmer Right Which makes me be homeless Way better Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And now this guy's gonna reverse global warming So now I just get colder So why don't you just buy me a house Or at least give me an apartment or something to stay in And then I'm good Listen, this is Lanard McKelvie talking Yeah And Shawlomaine the god I'm gonna be honest with you I want y'all to be totally clear on this I don't think there's anything that we can do To stop climate change Now I've done no research on this subject This is why we call it the brilliant idiot Ah Okay, keep going I just don't think that there's anything we can do To stop the natural evolution of the earth I think the earth is gonna do what it's gonna do Yes I'm gonna fuck how many rockets you shoot in the sky I don't care if you don't eat plastic straws on the beach And all that shit like that The earth is gonna do what it does Have you ever seen a Caribbean island after a hurricane? Nope A hurricane changes the whole structure and landscape of the island When I go to Angola You know I love Angola That's my favorite place in the world still to this day But there's certain places I would go in Angola The beach looks totally different after the hurricane Right So water feels totally different after the hurricane And when you talk to some of the locals They'll tell you like yeah, you know the waters are a little bit rougher here Since the hurricane I don't know why that is All I know is there is nothing you can do to stop the earth from Whatever it's it's got going on right now Hurricanes are going to be stronger Maybe that's the way shit is supposed to be Yeah Earthquakes are going to be stronger Maybe that's the way shit is supposed to be So maybe the expiration date on earth is coming up For humans Yeah And you know Elon Musk and all these guys Are trying to get to Mars or all these other places Trying to find another place to inhabit And maybe that's just the right thing Maybe that's what we got to do Bro we don't know if you know However many years ago when the dinosaurs went extinct Yeah Why? You understand what I'm saying Yeah We don't know what was before the dinosaur We think we know and we probably And problem is that I'm probably There's people out there that's way smarter than me And probably listening to this like Shut the fuck up, you don't know what you're talking about All I know is that everything runs its course Yeah You understand what I'm saying So if we're at the final meal Right What should we do? How should we ride this out? What do you think? I just think we should live life I don't think there's anything we could do And the earth is done, it's done If the earth decided to open up right now Earthquake swallowed this whole building What can we do? Bro, I was in Mexico and there was an earthquake There's nothing you could do You just sit there and you gotta deal with it If volcanoes erupt somewhere And that fucking lava destroys the whole city What can you do? Yeah, you can do nothing If it's fucking Right now it starts snowing Yeah And it won't stop snowing Yeah And forecast is like It's 10 inches of snow And it's like It's 20 inches And it's 40 inches And the next thing you know you're at my vertical leap You know what I'm saying? And you're at 60 fucking 7 Like, seriously, what if it just snows so much? It never stops And there's nothing we can do So the snow just piles up, piles up, piles up You can't even leave your motherfucking house Eventually you're gonna die The earth can destroy us at any time it wants to Yes So I just don't think there's anything you can do When it comes to things like climate change Should we treat the earth better? Absolutely How? I mean just respect it, bro How? I remember a long time ago you said You said your dad always told you Wear a suit to the garden Respect the building It's a certain shit I don't do Like I don't litter I don't know why I don't litter Maybe it is because all of those Don't litter PSAs back in the day But I just think that's whack I just think that's whack to throw some shit on the ground Like this is the earth Yeah Like this is ours You know what I'm saying? This is something beautiful that God created for us to inhabit Like why would I just throw some shit in the earth? I wouldn't throw some shit in the ocean You know what I mean? It's just certain shit I just wouldn't do Just respect the earth Now will you go as far as not using plastic straws? No, I think that's due because paper First of all, paper straws are the worst shit ever invented It just don't work You know what paper straws maybe want to do? Throw them shit in the ocean As soon as I use this shit And them shit crumble to fuck up Like you ever been laying on the beach with a purple paper fucking straw And you trying to suck your fucking drink And then that shit crumbled up And you can't even get your drink And you just take that shit Throw it in the fucking ocean Roll it in the turtle's nose And you just drink the drink out the cup Like paper straws suck, bro Yeah Now I've seen metal straws Yep But I wouldn't use them shit in the restaurant If shit seemed unsanitary But my wife got them at the house You know what I mean? So it's just certain shit I just think you should just respect the earth As best as you can What drink do you guys have at the house that requires a straw? I never drank anything with a straw in my house Really? Yeah I don't know I just think she did it just to be Woke Yeah Progressive environment Conscious Yeah Because I've never used them I just started using the honey spoons What's a honey spoon? I'm old so I do tea right before I go to bed, right? Okay And the honey spoon The honey spoon is a spoon made of honey And when you make your tea You put it in there and you stir it with it And it just melts Oh man Change your whole fucking life, bro Because I'm the type of person that used to always use honey Honey gets messy You know what I'm saying? Yeah Like you know you squeeze it And then it'd be in the jar It starts to look old You don't know if it's good or not That honey spoon, man Life changing That's a genius idea I'll fuck with the honey spoon That's a genius idea Question is what do you do when you have cold tea? Who drinks cold tea? Isn't that what sweet tea is? No, I do that at home I haven't drank sweet tea in a long time If I'm homeless I can lie to I drink sweet tea I was homeless I can lie to this weekend I didn't have any sweet tea But in the summertime it's I can lie to What is hot as a motherfucker? You gotta do sweet tea It's the goddamn spot Do you think that's why there's so many gay people in Atlanta? The sweet tea? Yeah Nah, it's because of that sweet dick Sweet D is what turned That sweet D is what got people goddamn Turned out in Atlanta The tea don't got nothing to do with it That sweet D will make you spill that tea Will it? Okay, you think you can Will it now Will it now? That pain doesn't do that to you, man Hit it again, Taylor, here That pain doesn't do that to you, man Okay All right, so What else we got? Oh What do you think of Bloomberg? I'm, um, I gotta see what his policies are At the end, right now I think they're doing a really good job of making him a villain Because he's a billionaire and allegedly racist, right? But I understand once you run for president They're going to paint you as the worst thing that you've ever said, right? And I feel like we live in this really shitty time right now Where interpersonal relationships mean nothing And the one thing that you did in your life completely defines you Right? Like, I don't care what anybody tells me about you I've had enough hours with you Where if somebody reads a tweet of yours And then goes, this is who he is I can go, no, I know him I've spent hours with him That one thing you know about him Doesn't override all the things that I know And, um So with Bloomberg, I just gotta know what he wants to do What his policies are And I think that he's really taking advantage of like a very weak democratic Weakest understatement Yeah, just a pathetic democratic pool or whatever it is What I will say is this They don't want Bernie to run to get the nomination because they know they can't corrupt him So they're trying to find Oh, matter of fact, it's been a couple of weeks since I was here I said what was going to happen They're going to try to steal that shit from him in Iowa And they did And they realized that Pete will do whatever they tell him So Pete is now their new like the democratic elite I know who he is I don't know who he is I think, um, you know, I was on CNN last week I was on Aaron Burnett's show What was your take? Well, what's your take on Bloomberg first? Well, I said that, you know, the best apology for any racist rhetoric The best apology for any, you know, racist policies, legislation Is not only changed behavior, but a black agenda You know, the same way that you created policies and legislation that Oppressed and marginalized a certain community Then create some legislation and policies that can uplift and empower that community Like it's not even rocket science to me Like I'm not looking for a perfect candidate Like, you know, especially when you're dealing with a You're dealing with a 77 year old white man Yeah He was born in 1942 This is He was Bloomberg He was 78 now So he was 22 years old Bloomberg is 78 Bloomberg turned 78 on Valentine's Day Yes, he turned 78 on Valentine's Day So you're dealing with a guy who turned 22, 23 years old When the civil rights act of 1964 was established You don't think that he was raised with a certain mindset Now, is it possible for him to grow out of that mindset? Yeah You know what I'm saying? At the time when I was on CNN last week I said, Joe, the best apology is changed behavior in a black agenda That's something I have yet to see from Biden But Bloomberg actually has a black agenda Yeah, Biden's seen now I don't think Biden's all there Bloomberg has a black agenda It's called the Greenwood Initiative I actually wrote some notes down of why I like the Greenwood Initiative I like it because it's based around economics And it's his economic justice plan for black America And it's a plan to create economic justice And create generational wealth for black Americans By addressing systematic bias And making strategic investments in communities and businesses Which I think is dope It sounds great I just need to know the exact things that he's going to do to make it great He has them And I'm sure he has it outlined Like, look I think it's like he wants to create a million new homes for black Americans I forgot the details of it But it's a good... I just want everybody to go out there and do their own research There's no need for me to regurgitate things Just go out there and look at the Greenwood Initiative And see if you like it I like his criminal justice plan He just announced that yesterday His criminal justice plan is... He wants to reduce the prison population He wants to soften federal drug and sentencing laws And he wants to fund community engagement And rehabilitation programs It's a heavy emphasis on mental health For people who want to get out of prison Because prison is a very traumatic experience So I mean, listen I like those kind of things, right? But I do understand that this is dream-selling season And I understand that they're telling people Whatever it is that they want to hear So what I needed to find out was Why do all these Negroes love Mayor Bloomberg so much? Why with these racist policies he's implemented Like stopping frisk? Why with saying things like, you know The housing crisis happened because They didn't keep reinforcing redlining Why are all of these Negroes falling in line? So I had to start asking questions And digging, right? And it's because he's been putting his money Where his mouth is... The ears! Give me an example Why am I? Which is... Was it a youth motivational initiative? No, young men's initiative Which actually I was a part of I forgot I even did this That's how long ago it was in New York It was like 2013, 2014 And it was an initiative that he started to address Four areas that were persistent problems For black and Latino men And it was education, health, employment And the justice system And he funded it with $30 million of his own money Yeah, he'll do it He's philanthropic as a motherfucker Yeah, he's one of the biggest Philanthropists out there But also all of those mayors Like it was like 100 mayors that have endorsed Bloomberg It's because his charity supported Like 200 different cities with grants And a lot of other assistance And that was about $350 million He dumped into those cities And a lot of those were inner cities He's giving away billions Full of black and brown people You know what I'm saying? So it's just like Birmingham, Alabama He partnered with them on an early childhood initiative Jackson, Mississippi Birmingham, Alabama, 31% black Jackson, Mississippi, 81% black I'm not saying that You know, Bloomberg is not a racist Because his policies were definitely racist You know what I mean? But what I'm saying is It comes a point in time Where you have to learn how to use enemies Because when you hire an enemy An enemy sometimes will be more loyal than a friend Because the enemy has more to prove Yeah, he's got to prove something to you And I use the word enemy And I know people say, oh, that's harsh But no, when you create the kind of policies That Joe Biden has created Or Bloomberg has created Those policies were definitely enemies Of black and brown people So if you created those policies Then that made you an enemy Of black and brown people I think that I think Bloomberg's a big data guy And I think data is inherently racist Right? Because data doesn't take an account history Right? When you're just looking at numbers You're not going, oh, shit What type of oppression did these people go through To be in this situation? The data just goes, hey These are the people that are doing this So when you make a policy like stop and frisk I don't think the start of the policy Is how can we oppress black and brown people? I think the policy I think he spoke on this was Okay, who is responsible for the most gun crimes in New York? And it was like overwhelmingly black and brown males Right? It was like 95% Black and brown males between the age of like 16 And like 24, something like that So the policy The implementation of the policy The execution of the policy is racist Right? Because it's based on data That doesn't take an account Why these people even are carrying guns What type of situations That they were forced to be in To have to one carry a gun Maybe to protect themselves Or two to carry a gun Because they're in a gang Because that looked like the only way out In these neighborhoods But when you're just a data guy You don't think about those things You just go what is the solution to this And so when we say is Bloomberg racist Because of the policies I don't know if he could be racist I'm not saying he's not I don't know if I subscribe to that I don't know if I specifically subscribe to that ideology Because he's trying to create a policy That's going to fix a problem If the data shows that this is the problem Then you address the data The problem with Mike Bloomberg and his data is that When people started to see that The overwhelming amount of people that were being stopped by Stopping frisk were black and brown And they weren't finding shit You know what I'm saying? Right, right, right And other black leaders and lawmakers Were trying to tell him like Yo, this shit is inherently racist That this shit is discriminatory Like a motherfucker He wasn't listening He was tone deaf to it And it's like, yo If you're targeting a certain group of people How much are you missing? Because if I'm so focused on this The white guy behind me with the AK-47 Is just walking by me I bet you if you go search those communities You'll run up in some of these dorm rooms At fucking Harvard and Yale And see if you don't find some drugs And all types of other shit It is an interesting thing Because we got to keep the same energy Right? Because none of us seem to have a problem when Every brown person gets randomly selected by the TSA Right? When we going on a flight You know what I mean? If Akash is flying with me Akash is Indian He's not even Muslim Right? He's just brown enough I don't know that I'm not cultured So the TSA Shots of the TSA But like they're basically I assume told A The brown ones just give them a random selection etc And the rest of us just go Well if that's what we got to do So we're safe You know why though? Because of the 9-11 All it takes is one incident To shift everybody's perspective on something But that's what I'm saying So imagine you're like someone who Grow up in a neighborhood In Brooklyn is kind of rough And you've been robbed a bunch of times And now this stopping frisk comes about And you're like Well shit all right if they're TSA in Brooklyn And everybody's scared to walk around with a gun now So they're gonna keep their gun at home Well shit I'm okay with that And then they're like Well yo it's a little racist Don't you think it's racist? They're just picking on that one group And it's like Well if I'm safer That's the thing about Americans That I've realized Like Americans We are intoxicated with our abundance Right? Oh absolutely Like you We're spoiled with abundance But and here's the thing We when you have When you have abundance You don't care about truth Like we know they killed Epstein Right or we know they killed Epstein Or God of Matter Whatever the fuck happened But our lives are so comfortable We're like Nah okay And we have no reason to ever You know what other things do You know what I'm saying Like we know Like they try to steal the election From Bernie Sanders and Iowa Again We know they're doing it But we got I'm gonna go back to your Epstein point Yeah go go go go You know why nobody cares about Epstein? Go Because we know we'll never be in that position We only feel that way About things that could potentially happen to us Yeah I would never have a pedophile island Hosting Hosting Hosting presidential candidates and I got to look into this Anguilla Man shut up He's been a lot of time in the Anguilla I'll just say I would never be in that position Certain things hit different When you can see yourself in that situation Kobe's death hits different Why? Because you get up You take your kids to the extracurricular activities All the time Whether you're driving a car Or flying in a helicopter This random routine Something happening on a Sunday Nipsey's death hit different Because you know You helping somebody out You're at a store on a Sunday morning Y'all goddamn business And you get gunned down All I'm saying is Delirious things in the world Easy to ignore Bernie Sanders in the world It affects us because you want that to be your candidate But if that's not your candidate You don't really give a fuck And you don't really need them Like most people in America are not suffering To the point where they're like I need a savior to take us out And that is the beauty of abundance And how the government can really Or the powers that be Not even the powers that be Can really get away with anything they want Because they know that we're comfy At the end of the day we'll be like Man, should I go out and protest that Iowa shit? Ah, fuck it, they just got a new Chicken sandwich at Popeyes I'll just go eat that You know, ah, fuck it, we got a new Call of Duty video game There's always a distraction And the distraction is abundance and comfort If we're out here like Suffering, suffering, suffering We'll be lying the fucking streets We'll be, we'll do what happens To the rights movement Black people suffering, suffering, suffering What were they doing? Protesting, protesting, protesting Fighting, fighting, fighting every day That is a fact And I think that They've loaded us to sleep, bro Sadly, that's what's gonna happen Gonna have to happen in America For America to wake All the way to fuck up Is we gotta suffer This isn't gonna be like an extreme Natural disaster Like it's gonna be an extreme Natural disaster Or it's gonna be UFOs fucking returning Or it's gonna be Donald Trump Doing what I've been telling y'all He's gonna do And never leave the fucking White House Maybe it changed the goddamn constitution So he doesn't never have to leave The motherfucking White House Which he's been priming us for For the past year and a half I've been trying to I've been trying to tell y'all this shit And y'all look at me like I'm the goddamn monkey in the line King Rafiki But he's putting out You put out the Instagram meme And I let y'all know 2024, 2028, 2032, 2036 It's actually Everything Trump does to me Is actually kind of brilliant in a lot of ways Cause it's such in plain sight shit Like all those pardons he did yesterday I missed it Oh my god He pardoned 12 people yesterday During the debate He pardoned the old owner of the 49ers He pardoned a lot of people Right? Like 12 people He's priming you So when he pardoned Roger Stone That nobody even blinks Oh yeah Roger's out Roger's out He basically said it yesterday When he was doing the press conference He's like, just watch and see I think Roger's getting the right deal That's why he liked it And there's nothing anybody He has made the most abnormal shit in politics Look completely normal And nobody even knows Except for people that are actually politicians I'll respect him If he does it before the election Well, pardoned Roger Stone Because that means Yeah, let him sit for a little while Well, here's the thing If you do it after the election Well, you can't do it You gotta do it before the election No, you could do it after If you get elected That's determining if he actually wins Right But what I'm saying is like If you do it before You're basically giving your opponent some ammunition So It doesn't matter No, no, no, I know it don't matter But I'm just saying I respect I respect the loyalty Trump is the Black Panther, bro Son You know, Black Panther do all that fucking suit And the more the suit gets hit The more power it gets Shut up Trump is the Black Panther Trump is the Black Panther, not You're not talking about Trump is the Black Panther Don't that hurt Trump? Ammunition Son, we gotta call him Orange Please Orange Cheetah You shoot a fucking orange You fucking hit Trump with a nuke if you want to He gon' give you the energy right back Y'all ain't seen nothing yet Wait till Trump start locking up his political opponents You think? Do I think? I think you're over I think you're a little paranoid about that That is Y'all don't be listening to Trump I listen to I actually watch I listen to Trump I watch CNN I watch MSNBC I listen to the things Trump says Yeah Yesterday they had this whole thing on CNN Where they had it was It was Trump's advisers You'd be in jail That's what he said to Clinton Remember? Yeah Trump's advisers Trying to talk Trump off the ledge From going to get these motherfuckers Now Everybody that ran Trump through this goddamn impeachment Shit Trump wants revenge I'm looking for revenge Son, you woulda do that? Nah Oh Charlotte stop it, bro You're the president Charlotte stop it, bro Nah, for what? Charlotte, you are so You are so Come on Yeah, take it Take it to big civil waters I'm not gonna say anything Nah If you come from my neck You try to destroy my legacy Try to destroy everything that That I am Everything that I built You think you're not gonna get some payback? I'm not gonna go out of my way to do it I am I'm not Oh, I'm giving you smoke I'm not gonna waste that kind of energy I'm not gonna go out of my way to do it But if I get a shot Trust me If I get a shot If I get a clean shot You taking it Vital Secret Service will That's all I'm saying You send it out to shooters? That's all I'm saying Bernie, I'm gonna tell you something else They are dropping the ball on Bernie The DNC Only because Y'all see how corrupt that they are, right? No, look Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah When I say Democrat I just want to point this out Democrats like the A lot of the politicians A lot of state and city politicians A lot of us Democrat voters I'm not saying we're corrupt, right? What I'm saying is The powers that be Who are the people who run the DNC And the people who fund all these politicians The billionaires that fund all this shit Billionaires that fund all this shit Don't go and do it themselves Because then they'll be hated Right? Because you have to lie to the people And sell them the dream And then not to live on the dream So they find puppets AOC is a puppet, right? They're all puppets Like all these characters And the Republicans do it too They're all public They're all puppets Not Bloomberg Well, here's the thing, right? You got no money Now for one of the first times you're seeing Is you're seeing the oligarchs The ones that are the powers that be The ones that are coming down Optum hills Coming down the hill And now they're in the game And Trump was one of the first people to do that Now Trump is not like a big big big time billionaire Like a But Bloomberg is But Bloomberg is Like what the knife richest person in the world Is some shit like that This is the real deal So now you see it Now what I'm trying to point out is The Democrats What they've always done is given the Given the view And I bought the dream View that they were the honest moralistic ones But when you look into their policies They take the power out of the vote Like the whole idea of a caucus You've removed The whole idea of super delegates You remove the power from the people Everybody got their cheekbones, bro So this is what they're just trying to do They're just trying to get to 51% They know that the Republicans got The religious folks They got maybe like Country, farmer, whites All those folks They're like, okay How do we get to 51? What's left? Black people Sell them some dreams You're never gonna give them Gay people Sell them some dreams You actually might give them They gave them the gay marriage They'll give you They'll give you little tokens Here and there There you go Just to make To make it seem like they're progressive And for the people But they're just trying to get 51% To keep the powers that be in line That's why they hate Bernie Because they know that he Interrupts the flow of the powers that be They're cool with Bloomberg They literally changed the debate Well, he paid He bought it $800,000 like two days before he announced His candidacy to the DNC Well, it was through like a subsidiary of the DNC But it got back to the DNC somehow He bought his way onto the debates And they changed They changed the rules For him to be in the next two debates He was in Nevada last night We recorded this on Wednesday So he's on Nevada tonight And he's gonna be in South Carolina They are just as corrupt as the Republicans They are no different They are just as they lack All these people There are people in power They do not have the same moral compass As the rest of us Right So don't look at them through these eyes These like doe-eyed lovebirds Like, oh, they're fighting for me No Remove party and go Which candidate Like you've been telling people for months Vote your interests That's it Which candidate is saying You're black and you're rich Who wants to take care of rich black people You're black and you're poor Who wants to take care of poor black people Because that is what's gonna change your life Get out your fucking feelings For real And get into your interests You think Bloomberg does it Bloomberg You think Bernie does it Bernie You think Trump does it Trump But vote who the fuck You think is gonna take care of you Because nothing will change if you don't All I give a fuck about Is people's black agenda I think right now Mike Bloomberg has the best black agenda I think Elizabeth Warren's black agenda Is really just a part of her larger initiative And it's that whole trickle-down shit You know what I'm saying Other than the black maternal stuff she got playing But nothing is targeting black people specifically What about Trump? Does he have any black agenda? Kanye I don't fucking know I don't know I don't know I've never even looked into Trump's black agenda But listen By the way everybody should have one Mike Bloomberg he says He wants to create 100,000 new black-owned small businesses Create 1 million new black homeowners Invest 70 billion In our 100 most disadvantaged neighborhoods Reinvigorate efforts to defend civil rights Collect better data on hiring Pay procurement and lending Look listen I don't Like I said This dream-selling season right But that shit sounds good And I once again We have to learn how to use our enemies Because when you hire an enemy Because that's what you're doing When you vote for a motherfucking president You're hiring somebody When you hire a former enemy That person will go harder than a friend sometimes Because that former enemy has something to prove So when I see him Giving $5 million to Stacey Abrams Fair fight campaign Or I see him dishing out $350 million To these mayors and these inner cities When I see him dishing $30 million To the young men's initiatives for black and Latinos I see a guy who is putting his money where his mouth is And I give a fuck about that bag When it comes to black people, god damn it I'm gonna tell you I was talking to one of my peoples Who's way smarter than me And the person told me Stop caping for these hoes And I said We have to stop saying things like We not caping for these hoes And I'm just gonna be honest I know we're in front of shows But this is what I said I said rhetoric like that is why niggas don't want to vote now But you are correct They are our hoes So who's gonna turn the most tricks for us We have to vote our interests If our interests are black people Currently out of all the candidates Bloomberg has put his money where his mouth is For black folks more than any of the other hoes So I want the hoe That's gonna bring us all money All I care about is black people getting to the god damn bag That's it All that other shit means nothing to me Racist rhetoric are like It's like Yes Hold him accountable for that shit Hold that shit over his fucking head But if this person is going out of their way To prove that they want to right their wrongs Why the fuck wouldn't you be down for that Because there is no perfect candidate Yeah Joe Biden 94 crime bill Where's his black agenda Bernie Sanders voted for the 94 crime bill Where's his black agenda People to judge He's got a history in South Bend Black people don't like him You know what I'm saying So it's like who you going for Elizabeth Warren Her black agenda I don't like it I just think it's that whole trickle down Rising tide lifts all boat shit And guess what black people's whole Black people's boat got a hole in it Who's going to fix the goddamn hole in the boat Mexicans Man shut up man Well That little boy is going to pay the god damn Mexicans To fix the hole in the boat They didn't fucking hire the god damn Mexicans Now black and brown people are putting more employment 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The Bloomberg stuff was the deep dive We don't have a name for the deep dive yet guys But my idea is Should we call it Bucket Talk? Bucket Talk Yes Yes Yes We are calling it Bucket Talk Yes And it's called Bucket Talk God damn it Cause we go deep Yes Yes Yes Cause it feels endless The discussion feels It could go on forever I love shit like that Yes See how naturally that came Yes Thank you Thank you I knew it was her name I knew it was her reason I couldn't come up with a name back then You tell her to just go Yes, thank you Like she said it No She goes thank you I'm going to make an energy in her room As the only woman in the room Yeah, yeah She might have the bucket Are you Are you You're beautiful Women like her Women like her might bring you inspiration shows I'm just saying You're right, you're right Eyes are as imaging wise Okay You don't have the bucket You got a little sandpale All right Athenidians Five Athenidians questions Let's go Okay All right Oh wow, this is sick All right, all right Okay How See the God How did you meet Wax and How were you able to have a brotherly friend bond with him all the way to now Oh man, great question I met Wax in 2000 and One That's a good one after My wife was going to college at the University of South Carolina You know she's a game cox graduate from the University of South Carolina And I was doing radio in Columbia second line at the time I was working at the big DM And I used to sell mixtapes And so my cousin here in Jersey His name is John They call him Shaolin He was like, yo, I got a homeboy down there You should go holla at him And the homeboy's name was Louie And so I went to go holla at Louie And Louie was at the time roommates with Wax And my other guy Powder And so it's just like I was over there selling mixtapes It's just one of those things You know you meet somebody and y'all just Kick it Yeah, y'all just meshed Like it literally was just that simple Went over there to sell mixtapes Laughing joking And it's just like same shit we do now He was doing back then Like I would go to parties Wax would be with me Because you gotta understand They was in college playing football So I'm hosting all the parties I'm hosting all the concerts We running all through South Carolina And he just used to He used to roll with us all the time And that's just That just became a thing Now fucking what? Damn, 19 years later 19 years later That's still my guy Did you guys ever have like a beef Or anything like that in the beginning? Was there ever like any kind of discomfort? You know how sometimes when dudes meet There's like a little friction and then also Never Really? Never Me and Wax have never had an issue Ever Like I mean we debate All the time Yeah, yeah, yeah But there was never that like alpha tension Between you guys Wax is too good a spirit Yeah, he is a really good spirit You know what I'm saying? Wax is one of the few dudes who don't have No jealousy, no envy There's no I think Wax might be too dumb to have an ego I thought he was gonna say something really sweet Bro, I thought That is sweet So I thought we were getting like a tender moment I thought you were gonna shed a tear, dawg I really thought It takes a high IQ to have an ego, bro Yeah And I'm not Wax Wax has a different level of smarts Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah He's got a lot of common sense Yeah Old man with the Momo You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah But I don't think he lack I don't think he has the intellect to have an ego I don't think Wax don't got no ego No, Wax does not have an ego when it comes to girls I've seen Wax in action Wax don't try to get no pussy Wax has never tried I'm not even lying to you Yeah In the 19 years I've known Wax He's never tried to get pussy You've been there We've seen it in your own eyes Shows Wax can be in a lobby Yeah And random women will just walk up to him And it's just like they lose their senses They get as dumb as him And just want to fuck It's just like this energy that he get I'm dead serious It's like some It's like some linear off-mice and mid-energy, bro Look, he speak of the devil He speak of the fucking devil, bro Speak of the devil Angel, get the fuck out the way, bro I was just explaining why I think you've gotten so much pussy over the years Can you sit in the chair though So we can get you in a frame? Is that okay? Why do you think? Tell me what do you think Um, I always say because the devil was after me And I'm saying I always prayed and I wasn't supposed to have a sexy for marriage And I was into the church like that So I was like the devil was after me He keep throwing pussy at me So you failed miserably Oh my gosh, you've been getting me all these years Now, Wax Do you have a cock on your hat? Yes That's all That's that's it But the way she sex me, I'm like what the fuck's going on? We asked how you guys met We asked how I was telling them how we met and they would say I was saying I was like Zynaki I said I don't think Wax has an eagle Or a king of Paula I think Wax is too dumb to have an eagle I don't even know what an eagle is Exactly Isn't that a bird? Isn't that what's on my hat? An eagle's a bird, right? Ain't that a bald eagle? All right, next question Ask an idiot, let's go Um, this is a good one From Devran Schaller Your thoughts on Wilder vs Fury in the rematch Who do you reckon will win the fight? Sharla Go ahead, shows I'll come after you You're a boxing guy Yo dude I think Fury's a better boxer I think Fury is a better I think he's more savvy in the ring I think he I think everything about boxing Tyson Fury is better But I would be fucking crazy To think Deontay Wilder Athlete Is not, not only athlete But literally he said it perfectly He goes you need to be perfect for 12 rounds I need to be perfect for two seconds It takes one shot From that guy And you go down And yes Fury got up And I give him, I give him so much credit for that He got up I don't know if you get up If you get hit flush again The guy hits in an other worldly way And I do think Fury's better I do think Fury can outbox him I think the majority of the fight Fury will be winning But it only takes one And so I cannot As much as I actually want Fury to win Because I love his story I love his comeback I love the mental health problems All that stuff After that I do love it I also am just so fucking amazed By the sheer power that this guy Deontay Wilder has At 212 pounds To be the most powerful puncher in the history of boxing possibly And he's an American Like how can you not get behind that So I think he catches him I think he catches him I think in the two ways A wild to knock out Are another draw Only because Fury won't stay down I think Fury will do everything you just said I think Fury will outbox him Be winning by points But I think Wilder will do the same thing Put him on the canvas a couple of times Fury might get up It might be another draw You might get a trilogy I was watching the I don't even know what they call it The stuff leading up to the fight That Foxby's showing And Wilder said some shit Wilder was like I'm going to be more active Right Because when you go watch Wilder's last couple of fights Wilder wasn't Either with Ortiz He wasn't throwing a lot of punches Because he knows he got that shot He's just waiting for the right time He said I'm going to be a lot more active So Wilder being a lot more active Means that Wilder's going to be throwing a lot more punches Which leaves a lot of other room for Fury to get hit Another thing But also Fury to counter And counter He did Ouch I think that's a bad strategy by Wilder But go on Fury said something that made a lot of sense Yeah Fury was like y'all keep talking about that right hand He didn't let me out with the right hand It was the hook It was the left hook Yeah So think about that Wilder didn't even touch him with the right hand No no Wilder hit him with the right He goes it was straight right And then as he's falling down The hook sits him down with that It was the right that started Yeah Fury was like it was the hook that dropped me You know what I'm saying So I don't know I go with Wilder I think Wilder's just too much of a KO artist But I agree with everything that you said about Fury Fury's a bad motherfucker in that ring bro He's a bad man He don't have to knock out power no more though He doesn't have knock out power He never had power Get that weight though But say again How much he weighed So he came up This is the other thing This is why I got concerned So he's been fighting around 255 for past fights And apparently his camp released That he's going to come in around 270 So that's a 15 Just the weight alone on that lean Is going to hurt Wilder Now Wilder looked good too bro He's always looked He's fucking cut out of marble He's unbelievable But I'm concerned about Fury Because you put on 15 pounds Now 15 pounds for a guy who's 6'9 and 270 But it's not that much But against Wilder You need to be lighter on your feet bro You need to move You don't want to stand right in front of Deontay Fucking Wilder So I tend to believe that I tend to believe that adding any weight Could potentially slow him down And being slow against the most concussive puncher In history You're going to sleep Woof Or he's not going to sit there And he's not going to fill it like that Because you got more weight on you Just them extra punches That probably going to try to pierce They ain't going to pierce that 270 like that Yeah So you like the heavier weight You think it's better for him I mean I like him more at the 250 something That 270 changes everything It changes everything with boxing But he's a good counter y'all You got to watch that Fury can go Fury is different I'm going to Wilder for the knockout though Come on I got locked out of the iPad Another question Let's do one more I think we should do four Okay so we did two I was thinking five But maybe that's too much If they're good we do five Okay Clairvoyant underscore 170S Which would you rather drink A cup of your mom's period blood Or your dad's sperm Come on yeah Nice Come on I got the water's not available What the fuck Jindrom Yeah come on Wave the sweet TA Like come on what are you talking about Clairvoyant You thought about that one a little too hard Mom's period blood In a fucking heartbeat Okay vampire Real talk Come on you can sick off that though You'd rather drink your dad's cum Than your mom's period blood Blood is blood No blood is like Girl's waist leaving their body Say what His waist leaving your body They say it's worse than shit What Period blood is like waist leaving the body No it's not It's the uterine lining They're not worse than shit It can't be worse than shit It's not worse than shit It's worse than cum You're gonna drink cum You're gonna eat cum Before you use period I've seen so many girls eat cum And they're not sick You eat blood you're done You're fucked up with blood bro So you're saying you would drink cum You know cum is not No I get it Cum is blood It's white blood I'm gonna walk out of here bro No it is it is it is Did he just drop the IQ level No it is cum is blood It's a whole human No it's a half a human The other half is in the ovary It's not a whole human It's not So it's like the head It's just a little bit of human Otherwise every time you jerk off You'd be killing babies Duh What? Oh I think you'll be seeing them swimming around inside the ovary How big are your sperm bro You got fucking salmon sliding out of your dick Oh never mind Blood you're semen is actually If you got blood in your semen something's wrong That's all I'm saying Yeah that's the problem Wow yeah My mom's gonna be moving But but for real I definitely would go blood over my dad's sperm I understand that That's weird That's like eating yourself Yeah Dude girls be eating their stuff all the time They do You put too much thought into that one Clara Moyn Yeah that's why Okay come on Um Is it gay if you're able to give yourself a bj Is it gay? Yeah No it's not gay if you try to suck your own dick That's like saying it's gay if you masturbate No He's putting meat in your mouth So It's yours It's your meat No You got another man Dick in your hand when you jacking off Or you got your dick in your hand when you jacking off It's my dick So what it's still a dick It's still a dick I get what you're saying So technically we love masturbation We really do love rubbing our dicks So you can't ever say I don't know if mine You can't ever say you never gave a hand job So you're like sucking yours If somebody says you haven't given a hand job You have to say yes Yeah That's kind of wild though I see what you're saying but And when wax terms no No What do you mean? It's regular it's mine though So I'm just making sure So what's sucking your own dick You just upgrade No it's not Jerking off is like You just shake it extra where you go to the bathroom Okay That's still playing with your dick No it's just shaking off So this is like You ever eaten like Mexican food You get some sauce on your fingers? You You've licked your own fingers though It's kind of wild You licked your own fingers though That's what you said So I'm putting gloves on for now on That's like a condom then You licked your own fingers Suck your own dick With a condom and then it's all right It's like put gloves on That's kind of wild Could you suck your own dick with a condom And then it's all right Nah By the way God knows what he was doing Cause if we could suck our own dicks we would Oh hundred percent And we've tried Praise God You've tried Praise the Lord You put the extra rib How you gonna tell us what to do with our dicks See this was wrong with y'all feminists Yeah Okay don't tell men what to do with our dick We can suck our own dicks Taylor No I saw it What do you mean Yeah the guy Oh no I got a friend who can suck his own dick He ain't got a ribcage He's a comic No no no he can suck his own dick Really Yeah he said that feels a lot more like Sucking the dick than getting your dick sucked He's a contortionist No he's just a comedian Or a conformist He's conforming to dick sucking I guess Yeah yeah Wow But we've all tried it We've all tried it You've never tried it I've never tried it You've never been hard and you're just like Bro Never once I want to see your goddamn comedian friend I would like to see that trick Bro he did it Son he did it with us on an episode of Ask Guy Code Really You don't remember him No He gave us a name No but he showed that he could suck his own dick Really Matt Brousard I never tried to go out Matt Brousard That's better than twerking If your jokes are barming And you're just like What what's this Good trick Whoa You'll kill with that You don't remember Matt He was on Guy Code That's when we did the Ask Guy Code Remember there was like a round table type of thing I don't recall Maybe you weren't on that episode Did you ever try Well I've sucked my own dick Every man has tried to suck their own dick Yo listen bro My shit better be all the way the fuck out here That's the thing or you just flip it back Or you go Why you start screaming at your dick just now Dude I'm like what the fuck though Cause he thought it was a microphone Jesus it's right Like what the fuck is that Yo I don't know That's kind of wild What I didn't get blood God didn't bless me to want to Have to suck my own dick He put something here I guess it's your rib cage To prevent you from doing that kind of shit Thank God you did that I appreciate you We're probably more productive as a society Men probably wouldn't even Even nobody would probably work You know how embarrassing that would be It's embarrassing when your mom Walking on your jacket off Can you imagine your mom Or your dad walking in on you You got your whole dick in your mouth Dude Your dad confused his shit Like is he gay Yeah for real like what the fuck Or you just narcissistic This motherfucker got an ego bro You got the balls bro You got the balls bro He is wilding Now you can suck your own balls Wow Nah What Y'all um Get offended if y'all like Would you say Taylor Put your lips on the mic Taylor Would you say You If your girl is sucking your dick Yes And she and you come Yeah Are you kissing her afterwards No Why Because the cum is there It's yours So what What if my shit was in her mouth I'm supposed to kiss her Because this is my shit That's different You're not gonna tell what you want to kiss her Give her a little picture Oh come on bruh Come on bruh This is what the animal tell you Like you're wilding a little bit Come on y'all No no no no She gotta drink something She gotta drink it It's not a drink it's not on her lips Yeah Depends how well I'm coming that day Get out the way Just Why can't you have a swig of water And get it all out And rub your mouth Cum, why are you so like Yo bruh All women I don't kiss my girl after she eats cilantro Well onions Well onions it's mad shit I don't kiss my girl after she eats Her breast smells bad I don't kiss her My cum I'ma tongue her down You're crazy All women should attempt to kiss their man After uh you give them head Just to see Just see how much they love you Just to see Just test his head movement No see if he's sucking somebody else's dick I'ma look like Tyson Fury's That's what the hell is going on Yeah Until you get that right hand You know a girl I forgot who it was but they said that After they They swallowed the guy's nut And then they spit it back in his mouth Fuck You see what I'm saying Yeah exactly Heal up Your man is second to it I thought you did that shit before And you wanted to see how we were going to react to it Yeah Me? Like if it's that weird Like yo that's just dope Yeah that was me Yeah They call that shit a snow ball Right That's a snow ball You know you heard it too then Never heard it Yeah How you going to say it's a snow ball You never heard it Never heard it This guy is so crazy So where you was around me Help me out All right then you better say something What happened It was on a show man Somebody said they spit this shit back in the girl's mouth That was the first time I've ever heard that from you Horrible decisions maybe Somebody was nasty It might have been one of them All right Yeah Like I made it up I never heard it Wax's watch is so big Have you seen this Is this how you take that shit off the wall This shit is massive Bro Is it how you knock people out That's it That's it You got flim of playing soccer It's real I feel like a Iron Man suit Going to come out of that shit Hey man I just want to tell y'all We've been doing very nice This is the 300 to what episode During the fourth episode First episode we ever did a format I think it went great Yeah It's right on time Bro, bro, bro Right on time for the next level Woo Okay All right Woo You got to do what we got to do I don't know that Shall we get out of here Yeah we done Shall we take us bro As always if you listen to this podcast You think we're smart You think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant You're absolutely right If you listen to this podcast You think we're just a couple idiots Who don't know shit You're right too It's the brilliant idiots podcast Thank you for listening