SOLVED: Apple shortly after released an update for OS X that addressed this specific issue. The problem was resolved with that.
Before commenting..
This is not a video asking for trouble shooting ideas. This was made specifically for members of a forum where this issue is being discussed.
That forum can be found here:
http://forums.macrumors.com/threads/m...
Edit: I tried to answer some more common questions in this updated video here: https://youtu.be/Uo7HQsnWBVo
...and yes I'm aware of holding the power button, no I'm not interested in buying a Windows laptop, yes I've heard of Jesus, and no I'm only interested if you're selling tagalongs.
To be clear I love Apple. I have been using many Apple products daily for over a decade. I even fought in the great Apple vs Windows wars of the early 2000s (joke). This video was originally made to be shared on a forum where a bunch of us were trying to figure this issue out. If you are having the same issue I encourage you to comment below with what you have personally seen so perhaps we can narrow it down.