 Do-do-do do-do do-do docomve bumb. Have a fun You were at half we were going it's pretty good there, I can't tell in my head if I'm on the right beat I'm Rick. I'm Rick. Hey, welcome back to our Stewardreaction. I'm Rick. Nick Falzett. You're second out! If you're second out, the next one. If you're second out, the next one. If you're second out, the next one. If you're second out, the next one. If you're second out, the next one. Today, we got a stand-up comedy. Hey, oh. I can't. The thing is in the... Ah. I stood up. And this is called, When Your Child Turns 18. You've had three of those experiences, Rick. I have. I have had none. Yep, but you will. And it's a stand-up by a tool. Caterby. I don't know if he was the one that... I think he was the one that did the Justin Bieber thing. Remember? Oh, yeah. I think. Okay. If I'm wrong, please let me know. This is called, When Your Child Turns 18. All right. What happens when your child turns 18? They turn 18. Oh, wow, Jesus. Yeah. Isn't that amazing? This is gonna be hilarious. They're no longer 17. They're not yet 19. Oh, wow. They've turned 18. This is why you're a stand-up comedian. Yep. Here we go. That's right. I love my daughters. They've turned 18. And as soon as she turned 18, she said, Oh, my God, I'm driving. And both me and my wife are very happy and emotional about it. You know, kid turning 18 is an emotional moment for parents. And also happy, because I think for both my kids, both me and my wife, throughout her life, have been like an Ola cap service. Just that we are more innocent and gullible, so it's more like Bhola caps. You do feel like a cap service. It's just a stupid joke. I love it, you know. Because I think both me and my wife have spent half her life. Other half of them are just picking them up. Yep. For various birthday parties, coaching, coaching classes. Then these sleepover parties, these things go to, you know, sleepover parties, right? Where you want to go and sleep at your friend's house. But you stay awake whole night. Sleep in your fucking parents house the day after. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those sleepover parties. And those I have to wish my best friend at 12 o'clock in the night, birthday parties. Oh, fuck, I hate those parties. I tell my daughter, Bacha, why do you have to go and wish your best friend at 12 o'clock in the night? Why don't you call her up? In fact, go next day. In fact, do a sleepover. We'll pick you up when you're 31, 32. Probably old enough to drive her own car and come back. No, Papa, she's my best friend. I said, Bacha, you have hundreds of best friends. You have bloody only one father. It's okay, he's good. And then my wife will add only to this. Okay, if you cannot go, I will go all alone at 12 o'clock in the night. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Making me sound like a loser in front of my whole family. I said, okay, I will go. 18 years back, I didn't pull out in time. Oh, wow. I told her, Bacha, I'm going to sleep at 11.30 come and wake me up. I'm fast asleep at 11.30 come and wake me up. Papa, wake up. The time has come. What? What is the time? The Nazis come to take us. Guys, Modiji come on TV again. Papa, that birthday party, oh, shit, Bacha, I forgot. Come, come, sit in the car. And as soon as he sit in the car, she said, Papa, I have to pick up three other friends. Bacha, Bacha, I have to pick them up. We put it on the chat, and all these kids want to come with us. I said, somewhere out there, Mr. Sharmaji is humping Mrs. Sharmaji. You're those idiots, you know. The child's name is Papa Uncle. Papa had a very tiring day. He was very sleepy. Yeah, I bet. He was sleeping. You know, a thing to do, but at this time, I'm also cursing the kid who's sleeping. Why didn't his father pull out in time? Why didn't his father pull out in time? Let's go for the party. You see, he's sitting in the car, all cars, no mothers, all fathers. The one whose children are called in the middle of the night, all these radio jockeys come up on FM, talking to all these horny babies. Nauti, Nasar, Rani, Rishi. And you wonder, Bacha, this is your life. This guy's getting laid on FM. And you're sitting in the car, getting laid by mosquitoes. And then the kids come down, I said, okay, I love my daughter. I said, Bacha, how was the party? He said, Papa, the party was very good. It was a lovely brown cake, made by some Parsi lady and a small manganese cake. I said, what was the manganese cake? He said, you know, the girl's mother had arranged just to smash it on the girl's face. I said, what? Separate bloody manganese cake just to smash it on the girl's face? Do you know there are kids in Africa who don't get manganese cake to eat now? I said, Papa, why? I said, I don't know because manganese doesn't have a branch in Africa. Aw, he's funny, man. That ended so fast. Aw, he's funny. Accurate? Accurate, man. You are from the age of about, well, it can start really, really young. Once they start going to keep friends. Once they start getting friends and they're comfortable doing a sleepover, which it varies from age. You're going to spend a decade being an Uber driver. Yeah. And then you have, if you have multiple children, you have the, I get the front seat. And so you need to come up with a system about the front seat aspect of who gets the front seat today. What was yours? Day of the week. Oh. If it was a Monday, Ashley got the front seat. If it was a Tuesday, Alexis got the front seat. If it was a Wednesday, Micah. And then Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and then Sunday, didn't usually have to worry about it. Sometimes it was rotating based on, oftentimes it was birth order. And so oftentimes, that's not, you know, that's not fair. Life's not fair. Your sister was born first. Sorry. She gets the first dibs. And then I reverse it. That's not fair. I'm the first born. Well, just because you're the first born doesn't mean you get it. Micah gets it today. But yeah, sometimes you just have to come up with a system like that. But it is, it's weird. So many things that happen when you have a kid like that and you're doing all those things that you think are never going to end. Like the diaper era and the bathing era. And then it's over. And what felt like was always going to be life, you realize, wow, that's gone. And it like, makes you sad. Blink of an eye. Yeah. It's like, almost, almost like you dreamt it. This thing that was so all-encompassing suddenly becomes basically as vivid as a dream. It's wild. So sad. So wild experience. Yeah, it is. But you also wouldn't trade it. Like, Ashley, just the other day, I know she wouldn't care if I share this. Literally two days ago, she FaceTimed me and texted me before and said, Lala, which is my ex-wife, that's her grandma, Lala came to pick her up to take her for her first sleepover. Evie. So Evie went to Lala's house for a sleepover. And the thing that got Ash was not just that she did it, but when Harrell and Ashley left the house, didn't even phase, Evie. Yeah. Slept through the night and then when she saw her the next day, hi, Mom. Like, didn't even register. And I said, I was drawing an hour on FaceTime with her and she was, she's like, I've been a bit of a mess today. And I said, yeah, now imagine what it's going to be like when you look at her bed that she slept in for the last time because it's her wedding day. She said, no, no, stop that. Yeah, it's awful. I told her, my parenting is, I said, welcome to one of your first of very many goodbyes. It's a, it's a, it's a just a long period of letting go. Shut up. Yeah, he is the gentleman that did the Justin Bieber reaction one as well. Yeah, he's so funny. He's very, very funny. Really funny man. Very unique way of delivering his lines. Yep. I like him a lot. So if he has more that we should react to, please send it our way, always down to laugh with the funnies. Now down below.