 Look at the breeze. Smooth brain ass bitch. Give me a bitch with a frontal lobe. My check, my check. What's up? Checking the mic? I'm just saying, like if your intelligence was a physical attribute, like ass and titties. Ass, titties and intelligence. Like she ain't got no titties, but man, she got intelligence going all the way down the back. Do you see the, do you see the dolphin fin on this girl? I ain't shit, but I ain't trying to be either. Pam told me I was a good person. That's more than she's ever said about you fucks. You fucks, that'd be a good porn site. Yeah. You fucks, my ghetto ass porn. You would think they'd be more. I know. I don't like how when you search for black porn, like you have to specifically search for black porn and a bunch of white people still come up. Yeah. I don't get that. I don't know. Ebony, I'm glad we're not publicly referred to as Ebony people. Yeah, it's only important. Only important, Ebony porn. Yeah. It must have been like a famous black porn star named Ebony. No one says the Ebony community. Right. Yeah. Maybe that's his code word, white people use for black people. They secretly call them Ebony. Let me tell you what these e's did today. Hell no. Somebody brought a whole camera in the bathroom. You can't trust nobody. They didn't have a camera phone. You can't trust nobody. That's exactly why that picture was taken because people knew 30 years from that date people would look at that picture and be like, look, you break James on the toilet. He a human. It's proof, you know what I mean? Caught him on the toilet. Man, let's get this pimp shit started then. You got the blunt put away. Play me some pimpin' man. Play me some pimpin' man. Rob Hayes. It's been a while. Been a while. What's been up, man? Whole lot, man. Whole lot? Mm-hmm. Let's get that up. The world's shut down right now, man. The world's shut down? Yeah. But we're just still gonna turn it up. They shut down the world, we still gotta turn it up. Still gotta turn it up. That's why this shit right here is so important, man. Let me read you some of the shit that's been left in our comments section. Let's read some fucking comments. Let's read some fucking comments. I'm about to read the fucking comments. I'm not gonna tell you who said what. Okay. Let's let you know we know who said, and I got their name just in case. All right, I disagree with what they said. Somebody said it's a dude. Somebody said Chico's hair is about the most inspirational thing I've seen this year. Thanks. Another person said the girl in the cut. I'm assuming it's Taylor. The girl in the cut expression and body language is a whole mood. That's what was said. Oh my God. This one's kind of dark. Shout out to Demetrius Edwards, though. He says, since the murder of my mom last year in October, I was in a deep dark place, but you brothers kept me from suicide, and I stay watching the show faithfully just to keep my mind at ease. Love you, brothers. Much love to my god, Demetrius Edwards. Rest in peace tomorrow. Somebody else said 85 South shall be making more hits by accident than most of your favorite artists do on purpose. What's good, 85% of us? You know what his name is? Gotta tell you. This scallywag whisperer. This from the young Drogue episode. It said Drogue got them black forces on like he about to go do some dirty after the taping. Motherfucking right. My nigga JuJuBeat said, so we just gonna ignore the fact that their coffee table hard as fuck. I wanna get one. Go on Instagram and look up Runaway Ports. And you can get you one. This shit is nice as fuck. What you think about it, Rob? I mean, I've been watching online and I didn't even know it had like gator skin on the inside. Don't tell him about the pimp shit. I'm sorry. But the interior is pretty, you know, pretty dope. Pretty dope. It's got speakers. Malimaw says, no, I guess it's Malimaw. One Man's Trash is another man's garbage. Carlos Miller, 2020. Well, that's a quote of a quote that comes from a great man that I have great respect for. My man, Jack Thriller. He said that. So every time you quote me, just know that you quoting him. But that's one of the models that I live my life on. You know, K-Dub got another one too. Like K-Dub always say, know what you're fucking with before you fuck with it. One Man's Trash is another man's garbage. These are just some of the truths that I found true in my life. Oh, D. So Smooth said, look how Marvin Gaye is concerned about what happened to Nate Robinson. First of all, I will not be speaking on what happened to Nate Robinson because I think that it's a pure example of racism. What the fucking, what's his name? Logan Paul, Jake Logan, Jake Paul? Jake Paul, yeah. What he did to Nate Robinson was pure racism. Makes sense. Yeah, that was racism, bro. Cause I mean, boxing's supposed to have weight classes. You're right. They were two totally different sides. Yeah. And I think, you know, fucking Jake Logan was better, better, you know, he was more, he was more apt at boxing than my man. I was looking for the word, but he was, yeah, he was more apt. I'm gonna use that. He was more inclined, more skilled. Yeah. He spent more hours boxing than Nate. Okay, moving right along. Somebody said, ain't nothing better than an unexpected 85 self show upload on Monday. You motherfucking right. Ain't nothing better than that. Ain't nothing better than that. Only thing that I can think of that would come close to that is already having one role, a grilled cheese sandwich and getting your dick sucked. Yeah. That's the mood that I'm in today. I'm gonna go there. I'm gonna speak on how I feel like grilled cheese is probably the most underrated sandwich in the game. We'll get to that later. Damn. I ain't, nah, that wasn't, we should knock. I don't know if we can even do this one. This one says, this podcast for everybody who's still eating they Thanksgiving leftover. Nah, that's, they're eating Thanksgiving leftovers at this point. Yo, that is dead. Oh, Tyler Graham said, this podcast is for all the people who heard J-O-N beat drop and say, oh yeah, this one a hit. Yeah. A lot of people be in the comments like, why y'all don't let J-O-N talk? Why ain't nobody told your ugly ass to be quiet, man that nigga just don't say much. He really don't have a lot to say. You got some shit you wanna say? How the fuck somebody else gonna remind you of your album, man? That's the type of shit I'm talking about. What's the name of the album? Friends for sale. 32 tracks, take some of the tracks off. You gave them too much, nigga that's too album. Is it a double diss? It's just an album of beats. You know what it'd be dope? If all the 85% is, we gotta post the link to your album and then let them make songs to the shit and then they can send them in. And then we could pick one of the, we could pick like some of the dopest one. What's the name of it? Friends for sale? Mmm. You got an artist, nigga? When you get an artist? Nigga, we gotta interview you. You got an artist, nigga. What the fuck, fuck that. It's not his turn. You got an artist, my nigga? What's his name? Leek Lucas. He got a story to tell. That's what's up, man. You got a whole lot of music over there if you're just giving, you got a whole album of 32 tracks of just instrumentals. I want it. Send me the link. Can't believe you dropped the album and didn't have me on it. No, no. No, yeah, yeah. It's out already. No, no, we got so much going on. Okay, but, all right. I'll be forgetting about the other shit. Okay, moving right along. 63% of all statistics are random numbers made up on the spot. Fact. I think the percentage is actually higher. Yeah. It's probably more around 77% of all statistics are just random numbers made up by random people on the spot. On God. I put a decimal in there. Ooh, making more believable. 78.6. Okay. That could have just made it 79, bro. It could have, but it's more specific. Right, right. All right, somebody says, I'm a die-hard blank, blank podcast fan, but damn it, I just became an 85%. I ain't switch on them, but I did hit the subscribe button. Listen, you can listen to more than one podcast. Jesus Christ. But I appreciate your loyalty to the whatever you was listening to before this. But I feel like 85 South Show is the perfect compliment to whatever you was already listening to. Like if you was listening to like some murder mysteries and you needed to like switch it up, you fuck with niggas like this. If you was listening to some other podcast with another person and you know, they was doing a bunch of yelling about some, you know, some ignorant shit, you need to listen to this because we don't do it all the time. Yeah, so appreciate you subscribing. We're gonna steal all the podcast fans in the world since you can only listen to one at a time. That's more of a statement. Yeah, young Drow really did wipe a book on the couch. He really don't give a fuck. Not right there, it's on that side. You straight on this side. We already had it clean. Okay. Well, a lot of people think this is the same couch over and over, but we actually rotate. We got a few of couches that look just like that. That's dope ain't it? Yeah, that's a dope. And then one day we will but that shit sounds so unbelievable. Sophisticated bad girl says she want to be an audience member. Okay. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Somebody said when J.O.N. started laughing, he rocked side to side and throw his head back and looked just like Stevie Wonder's nephew. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Bro, I don't know if you made that beat on purpose, but every time, like I was just listening to it and you know what I keep hearing on this? I give me some of that pussy, baby. I give me some of that pussy girl. This is the remix. I'm up here in the trap. She keep on texting me. I told her if she wanna fuck, then send me them titties. Give me some of that pussy, baby. I give me some of that pussy girl. I'll put this dick on your home girl cause I don't have my own girl. Cause if y'all wanna have a threesome, gon' get neck in and come home girl. Some of that pussy, baby. I give me some of that pussy girl. That's the one. I'm taking that beat. I need that beat. We're going in the yo with that one. You fuck with it? Yeah. Rob Hayes on the remix? Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got some more shit to say. Those are all the comments. Shout out to all the 85% is leaving comments. One day we gon' do an episode. We just gon' read comments. A lot of shit going on in the world. Nate Robinson and goddamn Jake Logan. Just keep going about Jake Logan. Shout out to Jake Paul. Mike Tyson, Roy Jones. Mike Tyson won that goddamn fight. I don't give a fuck what nobody said. They wasn't supposed to have a win. Ain't no, fuck that. Mike Tyson, they weren't, but they did. Mike Tyson was clearly in better shape. They also two different sizes. Roy Jones was in a heavy weight. They man, sometimes in a fight, you don't get to pick your opponent. That's true. You just gotta fight. Roy knew what he was doing when he walked in there. Mike hit him with two or three of them body shots, turners, goddamn intestines in the jello, then they wanted to hug the rest of them around. Mike was hit for real. Whoa, man. Yeah. That wasn't a dude that interviewed Boosie. That was a different Mike Tyson. Yeah, yep. It's like the old Mike Tyson. Even the Holyfield said he wanted to rematch. Mike Tyson said fuck it cause he didn't hear about it. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Mike Tyson didn't hear about it. Ha ha ha. No, just bullshit. Have you heard No Sellers 3? I haven't, I haven't heard it yet. I'm just running through a list of shit that has happened. Drake has a candle that smells like him. He been sending people candles. Who gives a shit? Ha ha ha. Who gives a shit? Shit, shout out to, who gives a shit? Well, like, Winnie Foucho had a candle that smelled like her vagina. Did they sell out? Eric Abadou had a candle that smelled like her vagina. I thought it was incense. Oh, she had incense. I know that motherfucker smell good cause I've seen a nigga on the internet eat a pack of them bitches. Ha ha ha ha ha. So I think she used her real pussy. Speaking of pussy, Lisa Ray says Halle Berry is not good in bed. How's she know? Cause she said she can't keep a dude so she might have some bad pussy. I don't know. I mean, a nigga left Lisa Ray. You can't really say shit. I ain't really heard nobody acting a fool about your pussy either. Except in the movie. I think men, we should have never put out in the world. Like good pussy should have been just a secret. Like if women knew that we liked pussy, they like, they shouldn't know how much we like pussy. But since we always talking about good pussy, now they like, they in on the secret. That's what make them like hold the pussy and like make you work for it. It really ain't all that. It really ain't. I mean, I'm at the point in my life where pussy is like gusher. Like, I'm not gonna eat it every day but I do like to know that it's something that happens. You get a little sad sometimes you just wanna have something sweet but I'm not about to fucking eat candy every day. That makes sense. Yeah. You need balance. Man, pussy will keep a man so distracted. You'll never be great. You'll be good, but great. What you saying? You gotta let that bitch just. Yeah. That was deep. Let that bitch send me out. Speaking of good pussy though. Shout out to Rihanna. Whatever she doing in life in the world. Whatever she doing. She's gonna fuck this. I want to start in applause, I'm sorry. Whatever Rihanna got going on, that woman can do no wrong. You wanna hear something ironic? LeBron James just signed a two-year extension for $85 million, $85 million. It's just, I like the 85. We gotta send him a box of shit. Can he fit in in our shit? You gotta register to vote. You gonna vote for Raphael, Warnock, the black dude. If I was here, I would. I like his commercial. Yeah. He was just making political commercials in the white neighborhood. Then he'd do some in the black neighborhood. His whole commercials just like, he just played the clips of the white lady lying and he'd be like, is this the bitch you want, Georgia? Yeah. Raphael, Warnock, fuck with you boy. I like the one where he walk in a dog and then they're like, she voted no, she voted no. They have a lot of negative ads about me but you know what, I think of it and he throws the dog stuff away in the garbage. That's bullshit. That's dog shit. He don't say it, but the commercials say it. He implied it. Shout out to Monica, just won a Lady of Soul Award. Oh, black women is killing it again and Miss Marseille Martin, right? That's how you pronounce that, Marseille. Marseille Martin secures the Guinness World Record for the youngest Hollywood executive producer. Hell yeah. Tristan Thompson just became a US citizen. Now you can fuck these American hoes in peace. Shout out to my nigga Tristan out there growing these hoes, giving Chloe the business. That nigga was gone before the baby started walking. Real nigga shit, give a fuck how much money them hoes got, cheat on them bitches. So what, fuck them. Actually I think Chloe is the one that liked this. Y'all sorry, Chloe. Niggas ain't shit, but you knew that before you started fucking with them. You sell them when your sister was fucking with them niggas, niggas wasn't shit, so you get what your ass for. Free Casanova, look at this nigga face, two life sentences. Man. That's the shit I'm not turning myself in for. Two life sentences. Two life sentences. Come and get me. One of my niggas finesse two times like I never surrender real nigga dilemma. Oh shit, that's two life sentences. They about did them with the Rico. You think you did it? Who knows? We don't have enough information to draw a conclusion. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. Yes, indeed. This is your man Carlos Miller. I got my motherfucking Lebron's on cause Lebron just signed for $85 million. You goddamn right. It had to be, he reaching out to us be a money. Out of all the amounts he could have signed for, not 80, not 79, not 96, 85. So cousin Lebron, big in my mind, Lebron, my cousin. So my little cousin, sent out to Lebron. I mean, I'm an oldest, so he got to be my little cousin. Right, cause it mean if he was my cousin, I would have had to do some big cousin shit. You know what I mean? Like, leave that nigga alone. Cause I'm a good big cousin. What's your big cousin skills like? My big cousin skills? Your big cousin skills. Like what your little cousins say about you? Cause that really defines you as a person. If your little cousins don't fucking love and admire you, that means you're so fucked up. I don't know if they admire me. You don't think so? I don't know. I'm like, I don't like the like annoying big cousin. Spucked up. I thought she was a cool. They'll be giving them like Yeezys and shit. Nah, not yet. You're still wearing your shit. I mean, if we were the same size, I definitely give my tip. Hey man, if you don't know who I'm sitting here with, man, this is my dog Rob Hayes, man. One of the greatest, funniest, I don't like when people say up and coming. Yeah? Yeah, I don't like that. I just feel like you already are. Like this nigga was already dope to me when I first saw him. I told him, I'm like, man, fuck this shit, you good. And I look up, my man's got the blazer on, telling jokes on late night TV. I was like, I discovered this nigga. I didn't technically discover him, but I was around him early enough in his career where I knew he would be great. Like I remember when they used to come to the show and do the workout rooms and shit. If the shit went well, he would stay. If he didn't like how the shit went, that nigga would leave stage and go home. But he always came back, man. So that's my dog Rob Hayes, man. Putting it down in the common world, bro. Glad you got to stop through the trap. Yes, sir. Have some refreshments and water and shit like that. You know, just to talk some shit with your boy here and down there. It's the life source, man. Without water, would we be here? Nah, nah. Hell no. Hell no. How long could you last? That made me think of a high question, though. Do you think sea turtles drink water, my man? Because they say to me, to me, to me, for them to live in the ocean, they are extremely dry and ashy, look. Yeah, no, I feel like the way they mouth this shape, it's almost like to block the water. What do you think about it? You very rarely see motherfuckers who live in the water drinking water. Like, do fish drink water? No, they just be in the water. Like, what do fish parents tell fish children? You know, be like, you better drink that water. I don't think they talk. I think they just follow. They just follow and they just gotta learn and they don't think there's no fish equivalent to speaking. No, I think, like, you got an eye right here, you got an eye right here, so you should be able to see everything. And then you just, I see somebody right here, I see somebody right here. But do they call them somebody? They don't call them somebody. I don't know what they say in their head. I never thought about fish thoughts before, though. Like, this is new. I always think about shit like that, like octopuses. You think about octopuses? Like, say you got one octopus, right? Oh, turtles do drink water, they gulp it while they swimming. So they kinda just, it's kinda just like, I guess it make the travel faster or something. I figured like, if you were swimming and you was drinking water at the same time. Gotta push a bubble out? Exactly. That make more sense than not. Yeah, like octopuses, though. Like you got one octopus. Okay. But then there's two octopuses. But like, how many do you have to have before it turned into like, octopi? Like if it was a group of octopus shillings, you would say, look at them octopuses. Nah. You would say them niggas is over there being, they, look at them octopi. Octopi. Right, like is it like 15 octopuses is an octopi? But they'll never be 15 deep because they like to be by themselves. If they're 15 deep, they might get tangled up. 15 is actually the most octopuses that they found in one place. They got an octopus community and it's 15 of them that lived there. And they are to keep it around 15 because they'll kick people out. Like you can get a victim from the octopus community. Man, you get kicked out, this. Just imagine though, you just chilling, you think everything all good and then it's 14 angry octopuses outside like, bro, you gotta go. What y'all long, bro? What is it? They pointing at you, but like with all the tentacles and pointing. And you know they angry because they all change colors to their angry color. Octopuses can change into any color or any surface. They got control over it? Yeah. Or they just, oh, I guess some of this color now. Whatever they land on, like if you land on this table, they can be brown. They land on the couch, whatever the fuck color that couch is, they would change it. Yeah. Yeah, they land on your shit. Not about to be fucking with my man, Rob. You look like you actually jogged in that jogging suit. Amen. You actually used that for what it was for. That's what it's for. You actually jog in your jogging suit? I don't jog, but I'll go for a walk in the jogging suit. That's the thing, and it's not a jogging suit then, it's a walking suit. Would you use a walking stick? No, I don't use a walking stick. I feel like it's not a real walk if you don't have a stick though. You gotta find a walking stick though. I'm not the type of person that just has a designated walking stick in the house. I feel like if it's a good walk, you will find a good walking stick on the walk. Yeah. That's a turning point in the walk. Like once you find the stick, you halfway finish. Cause you gotta go through enough to be like, all right, I'm gonna pick up this stick cause I might need it. But if you early in the walk, you see a big stick, you might be like, I don't need that. No, I do. If I found the big, like my walking stick first, like before the walk actually started, then I know it'd be a good walk because I got the stick first. That might be God saying, bro, here go a stick, go on a walk. You feel what I'm saying? And that's the only time you feel safe with a stick though. Like any other time in life, you would want more. But on a walk, a stick is cool. What do you use your walking stick for? I believe in myself. Okay. First of all, just know that before I pick the stick up. I ain't really got time, man. Let me go ahead and be clear, man. Check this out. If you looking for a good place, man, to have fresh food, deliver on time, and give back to the community, the Hello Fresh offer so many recipes to choose from each week to help you break out of your recipe route, including low calorie, vegetarian, and family friendly recipes every week. You know, cause I got a second baby. You dig. 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Make sure you go to hellofresh.com slash 85 South 80 to get $80 off your first, your first meal. And guess what? Include it, your free shipping. Oh no, we gonna make sure it's free. Oh yeah, we gonna make sure it's free, but you know what? Restricts and apply. So make sure you go to hellofresh.com and figure it out. I'm so confident in my ability with the stick. Mm-hmm. So what I use the stick for depends on what comes up. OK. Like, say for instance, it's a nature walk. And I come across some type of animal. I know how to hold the stick, but the animal knows, hey, I know how to use this stick. Don't fuck around. I respect you as an animal. But if you try me as a human with this stick, I'm on your ass. And I feel like if people saw me walking with this stick, they wouldn't be like, oh, he's a threat. They'd be like, OK, I'm safe. Somebody has a stick. Mm-hmm. I'm like, that's how I be thinking to them. OK. Yeah. Because then, like, what if it was like, say you walking with a group of friends, right? Y'all come across the stick. How do you decide who gets to hold the walking stick? I think the person that notices it. You would think. You would think. But what if there's somebody in the group that's better with the stick? You know, that's more, you know, with the stick, you know, they're in the back of the pack. They're taller. They've got broader shoulders. They're reaches longer. So the stick actually has duality. Then they got to be assertive. They got to be like, let me see that. Right. You know what I'm saying? Step up. Yeah. Step up to the plate. They got to step up. Because if you got the skills, go ahead and, you know. Have you ever had the stick stolen from you? Like, like, snick, like, repossess? Like, bro, let me see that. And then you notice, like, bro, we've been walking for it. Man, you ain't trying to get a stick back. You know, like, you think I'm a bitch? That's what you're saying? Like, I'm not capable. The worst is if they put it down and do something they don't give it to you. Like, they tie their shoes. They put the stick down. And then they pick up the stick. They still could have gave it to you. Damn. Especially if you find, like, a stick that won't break. You know what I'm saying? That's that one. Because at first you got to test it. Give me some stick music, bro. Fuck that shit. D-Fuck niggas out here think it's a game, bro. Never get caught out here without your stick, man. Is that stick music? Let that ride. I like that. That's some Hillbilly motherfucking missing some side team type shit. Slamming a truck door loud on a bitch. Some 92 AM Rebel Radio type shit. I'm about to get this show started, my boy. Look at this bitch. I got a motherfucking joint that's longer than your motherfucking index finger. I got a motherfucking joint. That bitch cold. For real, for real. I'm telling the truth. I did that. Man, that skills. That skills right there. Look like a small baseball bat. That's exactly what I was going for. You feel me? I even put the little, I even just twisted the little tip so I just could feel like somebody else did it. Pussy tips make it look like a wig. Man, like somebody else did it. Yeah. I like that. You got to have you some good stick music. Turn it down just a little bit, man. Just so it doesn't become overbearing. You understand? Yeah. Just so it doesn't become overbearing, my dog. What's been going on in your world, man, since the pandemic hit? Man, since the pandemic hit, still been working. Fortunately enough to write. Wrote on the espies. They did that from home. Who you had some good shit going on? I just had to act like I didn't know. Wrote on second season of Sherman Showcase. Who was that? Tell me about this. Tell me about Sherman Showcase, Braves. It's not every day that we get people of your caliber through the trap. Hey, man, that's not true. I seen y'all. I thought I was going to have to go through a lot of protocol to get here, you know what I mean? Like, two chains been on this couch, man. No, no, you hit me. You hit me. Fable been on this couch, man. You know what I'm saying? No, we don't call them Fable no more. $2. $2. I apologize. I apologize. $2 has been on that couch, man. $2 has been on this couch, man. Currency been on this couch. $2? Been on this couch? $10. Rob Hayes, Ronnie Jordan. Everybody who sits on this couch is a legend, bro. Obama on a book tour. I thought he was going to be here today. I want him to come on this show, man. You got to read the book. I don't think he going to come yet. It's too early. I think if you read the book, he might come through. I don't know. I heard it's a long book, so you got to get started. What's the book called? Audacity or Hope 2? It's taken forever to like this book. I'm not sure the name of it. It's a big picture of him on the cover, though. I know that. So I know I'm going to get the right one. I got this bitch rolled so tight. It's like a cigar. Hold on. The book is called A Promised Land. Barack Obama do a real estate now. That's what I picked up from that. I bought a real estate from an Obama? From Malia, not Barack, though. Because I'm going to feel like he being disingenuous. Like, I know he don't need the money. But if I did buy a house from Barack Obama, Michelle got to be in my closet. It's my only condition. That'd be hard. I know. Harder than lighting this joint. It's damn narrow. It's giving me. Christmas coming up. Thinking about having chestnuts roasting on an open fire. For some reason, that just always made me think of fucking in front of a fireplace. What do you put chestnuts in? I mean, what other time of year would you even be using chestnuts? You don't fucking use those in August. I'm saying, how do you roast chestnuts? Pam, you a baker. Chestnuts good, my nigga. Do you eat them or is it just for the smell? I don't eat nuts fucking chestnuts, man. Fuckin' trap me like that. Bruh, baby. Fuckin' killer, man. I meant, you isn't like new people. Like, do you? I've never ate a chestnut. No, you man. Me either. I wasn't exposed to chestnuts. Nat King Cole probably had a chestnut. Marvin Gaye probably had some. Yeah. He lookin' like he ain't no muffin, chestnut. That expression literally fits everything, bruh. Did you know that we couldn't even get that fucking picture clear so we coulda used it on the BET Awards? We had to find alternate Marvin Gaye pictures. I noticed there was a different Marvin Gaye picture. Bruh, apparently this picture is too famous now. And we gotta find the original artist to see if it's OK. Man, this name is on the page. Somebody's name. The fuck is wrong with you, Ryan? It's not if I come back with all this shit people eat chestnuts in. Chestnut pasta, chestnut soup. Chestnut puree and chestnut cake. Get your ass out of here. Back to what we were saying about this Marvin Gaye shit, though, man. We couldn't even clear that picture. That's crazy. But we cleared the other one. We cleared the other one. I was like, this is BET. Y'all can't clear fucking marmin. But it was at a similar angle. It was like a similar, like, it was interesting. That's that one right there, though. Yeah, finally got that bitch lit. Higher than a bitch with a third tit, like a witch. Ain't none of the staff here, man. I'm the only one on staff today, man. You didn't even get to turn up with the game. I know, man. It's still the same, though. You can still feel the vibes of the Christmas past in this bitch. This is one of my favorite pictures from our live show, man. I don't know who mama that is. But that lady beside her looks so proud of her. She looks so happy. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Look at the dude behind her. He looked like one of the original hot boys. But he got, like, a camo, venial, a chain on. Yeah, yeah. Real nigga shit. We got the best fans, bro. Ain't nobody fucking with the 85%. I've seen other people's fans. And I know for a fact that our fans are better than that. Come on, man. And they're not the same fans. I'm one of them. I'm an 85% from the first percent, Christmas 2015. You know what I mean? I listened to it that day. I didn't know it, man. I hit you, and then I was on, like, the third episode. But that's what I didn't know that you stayed fucking with it like that. I didn't know you were a percenter, bro. The whole time, I remember Chico came through. He was like, I was already on the podcast. This is my podcast. I remember that. Salvador Domingo, I remember that. Come on, man. Come on, man. Yo, that's what people don't understand, though. We got a rotating staff. Anybody you've seen in the staff position is still in position. They didn't even see me, though. I was in audio. They only heard me. And seen still pictures. But people was choosing. It was a good picture. A girl told me, like, you should make that your profile picture. Did you? I did. That was my avatar in the studio before the trap house. Before the trap. Me and I went on the road and back to the trap house. The trap just been jumping, though. Come on, man. Yeah, we trapping abundance. The auto-tune machine. Loose ladies, J-O-N, the band. I'll watch them all. Come on, man. Come on, man. I'm humble. I'm humble. I'm a fan, man. I'm humble, bro. I'm here like, this looks bigger on the TV. Like, I'm really like. It looks bigger? I'm saying I'm. You know how people say that when they're on set? They're like, you know, it looks bigger on TV. That's how I feel right now. Was to just have a set so people could be like, we on set, now we on set. We on set, man. Yeah. And that's the one thing about being on set is never as big as you actually think it is. No matter what the set is. No matter what the set is. I'll watch y'all on TV now. I bought my first TV this year. Shut the fuck up. That's big gangster shit. Well, first flat screen. I had some fatbacks, but my first flat screen TV. That's how I know you're getting successful. Did you get a big one? I got a big one. Word. 65. Come on, man. What we look like? I put y'all on there every Saturday. I can't do it right on crime. So you a Saturday watcher? I'm a Saturday watcher now. OK. Like, I was a Friday, you know, come on, man. What's up with the episode? Like, I was that guy, you know what I mean? But then I started getting too busy on Fridays. But then Saturday, clean the house, play some old school music. After that, watch y'all. But see, this is what I was just discussing, though. This shit hits so different on Saturday. It hits different on Saturday. Now, I noticed when Joe dropped the show, if he dropped the show early in the day, like Friday morning, that shit hit different. And then half a month fucks talking shit all day. And then, like, if you drop it early, they will come back and watch it that night. And then, like you said, we got our Saturday crowd that show up early Saturday morning. Roll up. I'm talking about people who have to be up at 3, 4 o'clock in the morning. Yeah. Then when they get up and get the fucking around, this the shit that they fuck with when they can't talk to nobody. Truck drivers, all types of motherfuckers who work in the warehouse. Shout out to everybody working at the Amazon warehouse. We getting burned in the Amazon warehouse, Rob Hayes. They didn't know they were going to have a high-pressure job when they applied, you know? Yeah. Like, if you applied before the pandemic, you didn't know, oh, this is going to be people's livelihood. Right. You were just like, I'm going to fold the box and put the tape, close the box. Sense of urgency went right up. Come on, man. Essential worker now. Yeah. Now that is the last line of defense. Wow. They like the men in black. Let me tell you, man. It's been a challenge just to keep paper towels and toilet paper for some people. And you know, Amazon been holding it down. They been holding it down. They don't knock on the door and nothing. You don't even know they can't. They just text you a picture. Your shit outside. Been out there earlier. We fucked with them. I thought we had a lot of fans at the Atlanta Airport. I think probably 89.3% of people who work at the airport fucked with this show. I believe that. Yeah. I used to work at the airport. You did? What was you doing? I worked at Chick-fil-A. Yeah. You ever fucked with any of them chicks that work at the Papas down there? No. No, I didn't. Some real talent at the Papas. I'm talking about some fat Buddhists, man. Some fat Buddhists at the Papas. When you got chicken grease, all the old everything, I didn't even think like that. I was just ready to get out of there. Tell me, big Buddhists hit different at the airport, man. I don't know if you noticed, but you see a chick with a big booty. It's a little bit fatter because she at the airport. Lil' John came to our Chick-fil-A one day. This was in 07. We was hyped, you know what I'm saying? That meant something. That was early morning. Early morning. Got a chicken biscuit, you know, somebody's like, are you Lil' John? Yeah. Why would you ask Lil' John that? They didn't know what to say. All the people. They didn't know what to say. Easily identifiable. You asked Lil' John. I didn't ask him. That was the type of motherfucker that would walk up the shack and do it. I watched his answer. You shit. Fucking asshole. Like, that's the type of shit that make people mad early in the morning. Am I Lil' John? Bitch, do I look like? Yes. Get my fucking chicken biscuit. I ran up on Kanye in the airport. As only I know you would, because people don't know that Rob Hayes is probably the biggest Kanye West fan. And turn the music up. We don't need no music. Kanye would think it's disrespectful to have music playing while bringing up Kanye. Let's talk about that. Because you have a podcast also. I have. Well, it's in and out. Nah, but see, as long as you own it, you have it. That's true. So tell me about it. Yeah, no. I had a podcast. Your Kanye fandom. All about Kanye West. And basically, we talk about different songs. We'd have a guest. They'd talk about the song. Give me an example. So I'd have a guest. We'd talk about what's your favorite Kanye song? Heartless. Heartless? Yeah. So we'd talk about Heartless. We'd talk about what's going on with you. At that time, what's your intro to Kanye? Why is Heartless your favorite song? My intro to Kanye? I don't remember my name. The first Kanye memory? Probably. I probably knew his music, but him as an artist. I probably came in around through the wire. Through the wire? Yeah. I wasn't sold off through the wire. Yeah? Nah. That makes sense. Because it does seem like a wishy. It does seem like, you know what I'm saying? I liked his ambition. But then? It was ambitious. He had another one, and another one, and another one. Then we'd talk about Heartless. We would talk about the video. Barry Bons is a dope one. Barry Bons is a dope one. Barry Bons? That whole first album was very stimulating. We'd talk about the video. So the video was Rotoscope, which means that they shot it, and then they painted over it. So each frame, they painted over it. So you know all of this shit? Through him, through my fandom of Kanye, I learned about all kind of different stuff. All kind of movies, all kind of art, all kind of stuff. I need to focus more. I'm just a big nerd. I noticed that. Whatever it is I'm into, I'm just going to be nerdy about it. I can't help it. It could be the coolest thing. It could be basketball, but I'm going to know random assist averages in different years. So you probably know shit about women that's just stupid, huh? Just dumb ass nerd facts about women. Like women don't get earwax, and they left ear or some silly shit like that. You know what I've learned? What? All women are different. That's not true. That's definitely not true. That's definitely not true. You got to learn from that specific woman. No, that's definitely not true. I'm just bullsitting. I had to be in different though. They are totally weirdos. I know a lot of weird shit about women. Check this out for example. If you suck a left titty, she'll care about you more. The left one? Yeah, you know why? Because the heart is on the left. The titty is on top of the heart. That makes sense. Exactly. Yeah. Left handed women suck big from funny angles. Yeah. Like if you have a left handed girlfriend and you get a right handed girlfriend, you'll be so used to getting that head from the opposite side. It's just crazy. So the dominant hand determines the side. That she sucked dick from. So I might have been chilling on the non-dominant side so many times. And then if you get a left handed girlfriend, that's the problem. That's what I'm saying. When your girl left handed, you always in a better position for her to give you some head. Because if you right handed and she left handed, y'all never interfere. Y'all kind of just join forces and become a megatron. You using this side, she want that side. You get too bright, it's just a whole lot of confusion right here. My mind is blown. At some point of this dissertation, I knew that it would be. A lot of guys don't pay attention to shit like this. I got to focus for them. Yeah, you gotta pay attention to the little things, man. Like if you ever walk a chick to her car, bro, and notice that she got three different pairs of shoes in the back seat, that's who you want to fuck. That's some good ass pussy right there. Women with good pussy are very indecisive when it comes to the shoes that they want to wear. So the three in the back seat means she made the decision when she got there. Right, like these are shoes that she wore specifically that never made it back into the house. See, that's a woman laughing. Because it's facts. But she knows it in the car. So she can just go to the car and go. Right. Look back, she got options. Right, that's right. One thing else I'll put you up on that you probably didn't pay attention to. Like if you ever at a house with a woman and you're like, she go pissed and you can hear it. No matter where you are in the house, like a woman that pissed real loud. Some of the best pussy I've ever had. My women with good pussy, they pee so loud, so hard, so much pressure. This is fucking phenomenal. See, I would think that was a red flag. It's not, it's not. You want a woman with good, with some good PSI on her piss. But dude, I want a woman who would let me hear that so early. It's not up to you, it's not up to you. It's really not up to you. It's something she can't, it's called an affliction. She can't help it. She's just one of the bylaws of nature. What if she plays music? And you're still here. That lets you know that it's really loud because she's trying to create a diversion. Now you just hear music in a faint sound of a loud piss. You're still here though. Yeah. Can't drown that out. I think I will go for that. If she plays music, that means she got the advantages of a loud piss, but the screw pulls to be like, you know what? This is not for everybody to know. I'm not just gonna keep giving you the good shit either. If you ever meet a woman that doesn't know how to whisper or talk, but in one voice, don't fuck with her. She is evil and to fuck your chances of getting the heaven, getting in the heaven up. Women that can only speak in one volume work for the devil. Would you whisper in the line and get in the heaven? Nah, because if I'm in line, that means I'm getting in. I mean, God ain't the pet of God that people want you to think. Like, he not gonna have you come in line so he can tell you in your face that you're not getting in. It don't work like that. I forgot you a remedy because God is forgiving God. He can't. You think God is gonna be like no Rob Hayes and then he see you walking away sad. He's a forgiving God. He gonna be like, come here. Go on in, bro. You got the rest of eternity to get this shit right. Yeah. Just think about it. This bitch burning so good. I'm gonna be high as a motherfucking giraffe titty. How does it feel being a rapper? How does it feel being a rapper? Well, it's very challenging at times because people try to put you in a box and they want you to be who they want you to be, not what you're supposed to be being. Yeah. What you're supposed to be being, you feel me? So I have to do, I have to go through, it's challenging because I have certain goals and things that God needs me to do. And I have to go about doing them in an obscure way because I'm doing what they might call street ministry while I'm trying to bring in. Like it's gonna take me a while first to bring them in before we actually get to the mess. But I feel like as long as I can walk amongst the people and show them that there is hope for us, then we gonna get there. This is gonna take a little time. Yeah, salvation will be delivered. And it's kind of like God like sub-leasing some work through me. He's so overwhelmed. He can't get there by, so he using me to facilitate some of the foolishness. That's all it is. Cause he wants everybody to know that he is for us all. You know, whatever path you take, getting to him. As long as you get there, you feel me? I feel like I'm touch, is the spirit moving through here? I feel it, I feel it. You see how it just walked through and it just, you know, it just comes about. It happens. It just happens. It's the things that need to happen. Just like that lady smoking that blunt right there. She's been delivered. Like she did her work. She did her work as a mother, as a grandmother. She did her work in the church. Who better? Who better to hit that blunt? You see the camera flashes behind her? The people are proud of her. That's the light. Yeah, yeah. Smoking good, living good. You know what I hate the most about this whole pandemic shit? What? We ain't seen no hoes all year. We ain't even been able to just like, look, we miss sundress season. We miss the whole bunch of pool parties. And you know, just like random events where women will be scantily clad. We didn't get to see no booty shorts. The year before they had the cucumber party. And that's what I'm saying. I believe that's why we are in the position that we're in right now. You don't fucking suck on agriculture. You don't suck on no agriculture, man. But had I known we'd be here, I might have went. But I'm saying though, this whole shit started from people sucking on vegetables and shit that were not prepared properly. When you eat vegetables, they have to be prepared. You don't just grab fucking broccoli and eat it. You run some water on it. Come on, somebody. Somebody? Now we in the house. Can't even go outside. It's grown me and out here with real dicks and these bitches rather suck vegetables. That zucchini ain't gonna love her. Yeah, some people probably brought a zucchini. Sometimes I just get mad and start yelling out obscenities. I don't mean to call these hoes bitches and stuff like that. I'm sorry. I'm not living like that no more. Had to take a moment just to gather myself. I'm sorry. I feel like I was about to go in a dark place. And you know the hard part about doing these ads? If you want to tear that ass up all 2020 fellas, I'm not saying you're not already tearing that ass up. Everybody say they don't need a blue shoe. Nobody needs a blue shoe, but you want one. Hell, I don't need one, but I want one. I would prefer to have it. It just gives me extra confidence because I know I could naturally tear that ass up. But with a blue shoe, that ass is getting teared up. I will tear that ass up. Ask somebody who fucked me recently. Blue shoe works. Right now we have a special deal for our listeners. Visit bluechoo.com and get your first shipment absolutely free when you use the special promo code 85 South. Just pay $5 for the shipping. Again, that's blue. B-L-U-E. Chew. Dot. Like a period. Blue shoe is the better, cheaper, faster choice, and we thank them for sponsoring our podcast. A lot of weird shit goes on in LA, man. It does, but I haven't seen it yet. But every time I go to a party in my head, I'm like, is this when it happens? Is this when I see the weird stuff? You're anticipating it. I'm not anticipating it, but I'm just ready. You always prepared. It's ready. Like I don't have a physical walking stick, but I go into like those things with a mental walking stick. You're doing the right thing by doing it. You did nothing wrong. But LA is, it can be very, very strange at times. I get why some stuff that seems weird. It's not necessarily that it's weird. It's just that LA is the type of place where you can get pressed by some gang members or some random motherfuckers dressed like clowns and superheroes. But it's the same pressure. Yeah. It's the same pressure. Like you ain't never had street beef with a nigga on some stills. This could happen. It could happen. A Karen might attack you for smoking a medical marijuana cigarette in front of her dog. A homeless man may think you're his buddy from the war and try to hug you. All types of motherfuckers from places you've never heard of. Dude told me he was from Joe Mithalaya. I couldn't even Google that shit. I don't even know what Joe Mithalaya is. You ever heard of that? I don't really. You heard of Joe Mithalaya? I haven't. But the fact that it's got myth in it makes me skeptical. And maybe I'm saying it wrong. Maybe it doesn't exist. Joe Mithalaya. A myth. I just remember that accident. Joe Mithalaya. When I was in LA, I went to this liquor store that had a restaurant in the back of it. I don't know if the liquor store was in the back of the restaurant. I'm just saying. There was a liquor store adjacent to a restaurant. And you can actually order food through the liquor store. Oh, that's crazy. I'm not going to expose where this place is because I don't want nobody to try to find my spot. It's decent. The burgers are fucking wonderful. I think the rest of the food is shitty though. You ever met a chick offline and was disappointed? I wasn't necessarily disappointed. But you didn't want to fuck no more? Yeah. I was like, I could see how you look like your pictures, but you don't seem like your picture. You don't seem like your picture. I see how you got that angle. But there's other angles. I think that's probably one of the... Not necessarily that she don't look like the pictures, but like you said, it's something just not... Like, I like to online you. Not the real life. Yeah. Because you can tell to switch up. Because they switched up. The meaning is different. I remember I met up with this one chick and she had on the boots that I don't like. I was just so over that shit, bro. What boots are the boots that you don't like? The little witch boots. Witch boots? You know the little boots that all the chicks be wearing? The little waitress witch boots. Do they have a buckle? Yeah. I fucking hate them boots. I don't like them boots, man. I fucking like them. I don't like those boots and those little flat shoes, the little slip on flats. I fucking hate them. The ones that look like... Hot tamales or whatever. I hate those. I hate those. So those boots are a deal breaker if they got them on? Top five most unattractive things a woman can do. Hand those fucking boots on. What if they are in possession of those boots? Like they didn't have them on, but you see that she got them. I know that she wanted to. I get to get away with wearing cheap ass shit. I think that's fucked up. Like if you see a dude with some fake jewelry on, he'll be lame as fuck, right? But if you see a lady with all this fake ass jewelry on, she just has imagination. You get what I'm saying? It feels equal. Would you feel the same way? Nah. I feel like we always going to complain about something. Not that I have a desire or urged to wear fake jewelry. I think that shit is crazy. But I feel like people who wear a lot of fake jewelry are practicing when they get real jewelry. You know what I'm saying? That's what I tell myself. Just like keep up with it. Like what would I do in this situation? What if this was expensive? Like you get in the habit. I don't know. J-O-N, what is this music my name? I like it. I like it. It's like funeral music for people who still alive. Like some bad shit about to happen. It ain't happening yet. They should do that. You can do that. What? Have funerals for people who are still alive. Uh-uh. I think that's weird. Maybe it's a celebration of life. Yeah, yeah. We should do celebrations of life though. Celebrations of life. We don't have enough points in our life where we can just celebrate us. Like people want to wait till your birthday. That's one day a year. I want to be celebrated by once a month at least every quarter. Wait day of the month. Every semester. I feel like every semester. Fuck a birthday. We need to come up with a still alive day. Still alive? Yeah, yeah. My birthday in August, but you know, my still alive day in April. We gon' fuck off again. You been? We fuckin' off again. Bro, I was thinking, let me ask you this, Rob Hayes. If you could pick one day I was thinking, let me ask you this, Rob Hayes. If you could pick another race or nationality or culture to be a part of, would you pick one other than black? Like knowing how black we are right now, right? We deep in the black community. Like if you had to pick, would you pick something else? I would keep the same thing, but I would find out all the information. How? I'm getting the pick stuff. Who are you talking to? His privilege or some other shit? I see how you think. You got that lateral thinking. If I'm talking to somebody and they say, hey, you can pick whatever race, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna keep the same race. Just tell me how I got here. So let me ask you this, though. Say for instance, you get to heaven, right? You just chillin' in God like Rob Hayes. Bro, I hate to ask you this shit, but I need you to go on Earth and be a nigga one more time for me. Could you do that? I could probably do it. The last time? I need you to live a whole black ass life. Same struggle, same beating path. It's gonna be even harder this time. Would you do it? I think I would do it. I know it would be tough, but at the same time it'd be fun. Yeah. You both tough and fun. Sometimes the tough makes it more fun. Sometimes the fun makes it more tough. I don't know. I don't know, man. It's gonna be too hard to be a nigga knowing that you about to go to heaven. Going through this life and you know you're good, nigga. I don't know. So what? Shoot, Mr. Officer! Shoot! No, he ain't got no fuckin' license! Shoot! Do what the fuck y'all came to do! You'd have a sense of urgency? Nah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't have no sense of urgency, bruh. You can't guarantee a nigga that. Nigga gonna tell everybody, Bruh, God got me, let me in this motherfucker, man! In the nigga! This me right here! I gotta quit thinking of stupid shit like that, man. Man, that's genes. You think that's stupid? What do you think it's smart? I don't know, man. Octopus. I seen a nigga, I'm just going back. I got another octopus story, bruh. Some of the most fascinating shit ever. Look, it was this dude. He took a fuckin' octopus and he was trying to study that bitch in a lab. He's getting ready to go home. He's like, what the fuck am I gonna do? He put the octopus in a jar, right? And then he put the shit in a tank. The octopus unscrewed the fucking jar, got out of the tank, went and got something to eat, came back, put himself back in a jar. Most unbelievable shit I ever seen. And if you don't believe me, look it up. It's online. I watched a whole fuckin' two-hour documentary about some octopus, man. And I confess, I do shit like that. I smoke this shit and just be sitting there like, I'm at my house like I'm visiting. Look, then they can found that shit, bruh. That face. Turn it to the camera so they can look it up. This is real. Like a part of me felt like you made it up, but a part of me was really excited that how vivid your imagination is. Rob Hayes. This is probably one of the best things about knowing me personally, bruh. A lot of the shit I say is not made up. Yeah. 92.6. So 93% of the shit that I say is is factual based. I say it, but you don't have to believe it, Rob Hayes. I've had Titty Milk squirted on me from across the room. In real life. You ain't been why I've been. Who the fuck grown? I know it wasn't a grown man back there grown. Fuckin' Chad Uber. Oh, your day is coming, my nigga. Wait till you become a daddy. You don't even know the type of shit that can come out the human body. I don't think I've seen that. You never been with a real squirted? I don't think so. How old are you? 32. Bruh, God gonna bless you. Just know a squirted coming in your life. You might have the broaden the, like open up the range of the kind of women you like. But you definitely need to run into a squirted because it's real. It's not no Hollywood shit, bruh. This is real. Play me some squirted music. Bruh! This young nigga don't believe squirted is real. 32. I feel like you've been cheated. You went to college. I went to college. And you ain't meeting no squirted. And that's the part that's gonna shock you. When you realize who it is, that's the squirted. It's gonna blow your fucking mind. You gonna look back at all them times that you knew that lady before you knew she was a squirted. And then once you see that, I wanna introduce you to one just so you can know one. Like, I'm not saying you have to fuck it, but I want you to know there are women out there with superpowers. That sounds crazy. It does. It sounds like some shit that I made up, right? That ain't actually real. I feel like I offended you when I said that. You didn't. I'm hurt for you. You know how you were asked your homeboy, like, man, have you seen my favorite movie? And he's like, nah. And it's like, fuck! I'ma give you so much information that maybe the next time that I see you, we can revisit this. And you'll be like, oh, that squirted shit you said was real. Damn, I hate that you don't know about it already. So many things we could discuss. Some people say it's pee. I don't care what it is. I like my bitch, Wayne Nikes. Just do it. Just do it. I don't give a fuck if it's the figment of my imagination. What do you mean to tell me I made a bitch nasty enough to pee in this bed? We'll do it. That's the type of discussion I want to see. Especially if it's not my bed. It's a hotel piss on this shit. My flight leaves at 7 in the morning. They ain't coming to clean this room up to at least 10. Squirt on this shit. Squirt everywhere. I will sleep on the couch. That's great. Some women are so considerate they don't just squirt everywhere. Hold the squirt in here. Now if you leave a hotel room it's got a wet spot in the bed. They know what to assume. I'm a gentleman though. I at least snatch the sheets though. Leaving by the door. Just things that happen. That's responsible. That's all I ever tried to be bro. I don't want no smoke. I don't want no smoke. Chad don't even know. He jinxed himself when he made a little snarky remark about the titty milk. Now it's going in his eye. One day he's going to be a father. Titty milk right in the face. He's going to taste it. He ain't going to know them titties. You don't know how long titty hold milk. That baby would be 9th to 10th grade to still be a little milk every now and then. Yeah. Did you know if a woman who used to breastfeed is around the baby and the baby start crying titty milk just shows up? Now that's some shit to google right there. You don't have to google that. That's a fact I know about some titties. That's new things. He's got 4 dollars. And they smart as hell. Pretty sure they would breastfeed. You believe in freeing the nipples? Hell yeah. The nipples should have been free. If you think about it bro, a titty is not nothing to be afraid of. We watch dangerous shit all the time. People getting murdered in all these fucking crime shows. They showing you all these elaborate scams and schemes and murderous plots. What could a harmless titty do? I feel like we need titties on TV to make the story more believable. I never think we'll be at a point in America where big titties will be TV friendly. Have you ever noticed all the titties you've seen on TV have been around the same time? I'm just now noticing. Like I didn't notice before but now that you've brought it to my attention. And if a woman wants to show off her body, the whole titty who are we? They've been saying this since the 50's and 40's. Some women want their titties out. They want their titties out. Like with no discretion. That's how they feel at the moment. The moment that the women get mad what's the first thing they're going to do? Take that goddamn brawl. Because when your nipple is free and your titties are able to and you're comfortable in them titties doing what they want to do that's when women can just be powerful and do what they need to do. So of course I'm with the movement. Whatever the titties need from me they got it. Like if we free the nipple we'll be on another level. I feel like freeing the nipple will liberate women and they will be comfortable enough to take it to the next level. Now that that sounds the way. You feel me? They got a list of shit that they want done. Freeing the nipple is not even all the way up there on the list. That's something that they want but that's not something they're going to like really keep pressing the issue about. The movement has lost a lot of steam and I like where they was going. Because they had a Occupied Atlanta Boobs protest. Did you know that? I went there. I got photographic evidence where they had a sign that said New Face seen it on my Instagram back in the day. It comes up on my memories and the guy was holding a big sign saying Occupied Atlanta Boobs. How many people were there? It was a nice turnout. It was a breast cancer march on one side and then Occupied Atlanta Boobs on the other side. So yeah. They co-op or did they not know each other was showing? I felt like the Occupied Atlanta Boobs movement was extending a hand. Okay. Or a boo. Okay. Because you got to keep them alive in order to free them. Nothing wrong with that at all. I remember when the Thrasher's left they had a protest it was about 12 people out there. For real? Yeah. I feel like the Thrasher's had to leave them. Yeah. Because now they got their soccer team. But the Thrasher's had to walk so that soccer team could run. That's for real. Yeah. I'm ready for the the sports landscape is pretty consistent. If you live here. We have our ups and our downs. But it's pretty consistent for the most part. I'm ready for the Matt Ryan era to be done. I'm ready to move on. Yeah. I just feel like a lot of that shit is his fault. I don't know why. It's not even personal. It just aggravated me so much. I just wish so many bad things happened to him in the Atlanta way. Like I hope his lemon pepper wings never extra wet. You get what I'm saying? Like I hope every time he go to J.R. Krieger's they fuck his oil up. Like I hope he catch Atlanta traffic going and coming. I hope he hit a pothole. And it's one of them slow leaks on his title. Like you have to watch it go down on that little sensor. I hope like when he get the magic city they're not letting nobody else in. We can't man, we can't. We can't. Like I hope the Migos don't put his name in no song. Like he don't just get no love in the city. You feel me? So it's just him. He been there the longest. Yeah that's true. Somebody over there is giving him a false sense of confidence. Quarterbacks don't leave. That's what I'm noticing. That's what I'm saying. It's not that he needs to leave. It's just like I'm just at the point where like damn man Ryan what you about to do? You not kicking him out but you sending signals. Like it's cool that you know it's just time to move on. We see other franchises in the world. Tom Brady plays for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. That nigga skipped right over Atlanta. Uh huh. You been to Tampa before? I've never been to Tampa. It's cool. It's cool. Atlanta though. From Atlanta. I'm telling you, you know how and for Tom Brady he love Quavo. I was going to go to Tampa for the Super Bowl. Man. If you already live in Tampa though that's not even a big event. You there already. It's just traffic. Hey man welcome back to the 85th South Show. Just some random shit that we got going on there. Man I just get high and talk shit to my partner Rob Hayes. He has such a wide range of knowledge of things man. We just in here smoking good weed. Well I am. He can't participate but you know he got contractual obligations. Possibly. Probably. Maybe. I don't know. Whatever. But we in here though. Got the motherfucking 85 million dollar LeBron zone. I see. These are F-R-R-E LeBron 17s. Yeah. It's my folk now. My family. Snoo starting the boxing league? He need to. Hey every fight. Snoop Dogg is one of the best commentators that we didn't even know we needed. It's a perfect lane. Well Snoop Dogg is good at everything. You watching violence. They should be able to say whatever they want. Amen. The way he fucking commentated that fight. Let us know that Snoop is the voice of the culture. If it was a Snoop Dogg he would always need to be needed. We are looking at the modern day Morgan Freeman. That's how important Snoop Dogg is to the culture. We are going to need him to narrate a lot of shit. Did you ever see when they had Snoop Dogg narrating the animal documentaries? Oh yeah. That's some of the greatest shit that's ever been done. I like Planet Earth without Snoop Dogg. Man give me some of this bro. Come on bro. Anything that David Attenborough is doing is fucking amazing. That's the narrator dude. Oh yeah. He be making me sad now. It's just the way he can say or open in this statement with so much concern but it's kind of a question too. The baby penguins are going to stand alone and wait for their mother if she returns. Those documentaries are so fucking amazing. They got the fucking penguins right? The penguins come out, they fucking wobble they jump in the water. These niggas got the camera like are they negotiating with these animals? How the fuck do they catch the dive? The landing. Dennis motherfuckers swim 336 miles to another country. They catch them coming out of the water. Like who the fuck puts this shit together? This is some genius shit. I watch it so much. I watch the videos of how they make Planet Earth. We had to sit in this box for 3 days. Waiting on this one bird. I've been on TV before. So I know how TV works. I just can't see them requesting that dolphin jumping that water penguin. Can we get it one more time? Somebody get the penguin. Is the penguin ready? I know it's cold out here penguin but we just got to get it one more time. We're going live on this one guys. So when you jump in this time we're going to need you to swim 336 miles. Just go full speed. We'll meet you over there. We'll get a couple shots of you picking up out of the ice. Then we'll go to a full on wide water penguin. So what are we doing with these kids? Are we taking the kids or leaving these kids? Are you coming back or no? Oh it's totally up to the kids. So if they get eaten by anything just capture all of that. You're just going to keep swimming with the rest of the kids and whatever kids. Cool so we'll meet you there with whatever kids you have left. We got to go. We got to get these guys out of here because we're going to go in the overtime. We're going to open up this ice. We're just going to go live with that and then we're going to break all this equipment down and we'll just meet you over there on the other side of the North Pole. That's fine with you. So when we get over there we'll get a couple shots in the water before you actually come out and then we'll get you out and dry you off. And then we'll break for lunch. Is that what you sound cool with? Alright cool. The coral reefs are dying and once they go so will the rest of the planet. But that really won't happen. How they going to come back? Because man the same way that those fucking coral reefs gap there they're going to replace themselves. You just got to stay the fuck from over there and they should always say we. When they say we they mean white people. White people have completely ruined every corner of this fucking planet. Yeah I've never touched a coral reef. They went and jumped and put their fucking ass in every ocean. That's why the coral reefs is dying. You ever touch cotton candy? You don't touch cotton candy. The shit will disappear. Put your fucking nasty germy ass hand. That whole fucking cotton candy going to disappear. And that's all that's happening to the coral reefs. It fucking brings us mad. If they would have kept their nasty ass out of that water none of this shit would have been dead. You see when they went to Chernobyl? Yup. They fucked that up too. They had a whole nuclear thing happening in Chernobyl in the 80s. Yeah in Russia. And now there's an explosion. Now they got foxes. They got plants. They got radioactive animals. They got birds walking around and they say humans can't live there for another 60 years. Exactly. So how did they shoot it? Who touched the camera when it came back? Do you know that there's a whole fucking corner of Instagram of people who sneaked to Chernobyl to do photo shoots and shit like that? No, I didn't. The radiation is so high that it will cook you from the inside out. You ever heard of a fucking blistered heart? This is the type of shit that happens to people who've been exposed to high levels of radiation. A blistered heart? A blistered heart. You literally throw up all your insides and it will turn your skin into a fucking film. All your skin will fall off and turn black and it'll just be all these fucking burns from the inside out. It'll take a long ass time before this shit actually comes out of you. You fucked up. One of the worst possible ways is that. You got to run with the camera. Fuck the camera. Don't go over there, man. Motherfuckers ain't supposed to be over there for 60 years. That's from direct exposure to radiation but if you go over there and you expose that shit you're probably more than likely to get some fucking debilitating illness or some severe forms of cancer or some shit. It'll fuck you up most definitely. All your teeth will fall out. The worst shit you could possibly think of. Wildfires in Chernobyl this year cause radiation to spike 16 times. Man. Yep, so definitely don't want to be over there. This is some weird shit we're talking about. Hey, man. I can put some radiation and nuclear weapons. Man. Only Rob Hayes can bring this out, man. Come on. What do you feel like is going to happen with coronavirus shit? I feel like some people are never going to be the same. Some people are going to wear masks always. I'm one of those people. Like even when it's even if it's done and it feels like it's back I'm one of those people. Because as a black man in America I never thought I would see the day where I would be allowed or invited to wear a mask anywhere in public. I used to go in the bank with a mask on and get out with money. That shit used to get you life. I love wearing a mask. I wish that I hope that this becomes more acceptable and they come out with a whole mask that covers the whole fucking bottom dome of your face. I'm definitely for wearing those fucking space helmets and shit. I just didn't want to buy one first. Cause it's too weird now. Yeah. I'm with the whole I'm a I'm a masker. I'm a masker as well. I want to go to a masquerade. You feel me? I'm telling you, put your fucking mask on. Like I know I couldn't do the show with a mask on like now but outside of this shit I got my mask on. Don't even talk to me. I don't like small talk from people without masks. I don't either because I feel like they don't give a fuck. They're like, how you doing? Like you don't care. You don't give a fuck because you don't care about you. I don't like the motherfuckers who pull their shit down too much. Especially if you got the paper mask on. Leave that on. You need to leave that on because that is not even safe. First of all this year we found out the surgical mask is not the best mask. Which means they've been doing surgery this whole time. They've been with the fucking mask down. With the bad mask. They've been opening up bodies and achilles knees and delivering babies. I wonder if the surgeon ever had like a hangover doing a surgery and then saw the shit and was like oh that shit look like the sauce of egg and cheese I even wanted. Oh shit. I'll be right back. They got their shots you bitch. They got their shots you bitch. You ever had surgery? I never had surgery. I had surgery on my eye. I had fucking scar tissue on my left eye. It was like a fucking shit that was like it kept swelling up. I flipped my eyelid up and cut that shit. Get all that shit out. It was fucked up. It was successful though right? It was very successful as far as I know. But when I got the surgery I was like you better be glad you got it when you got it because that shit was just going to keep coming back and you were going to have to have another one anyway. Oh wow. That's the only surgery I had though. I mean that sounds intense. Did you have to like wear special glasses when you came out? Nah. I wore some regular glasses. Some niggas shades, some lobes or something. I drove home after that shit with one eye because I ain't playing that shit right. I ain't know what he's going to do with it right now. I had blood in my eye. It was fucked up. One of the worst experiences I've ever had was blood in my eye. Did you have a high patch? Nah. They didn't even give me a patch. How is she going to get a patch? They cut your eye and you still don't get a patch? I didn't get a patch. I don't even think I got a band-aid. Because the shit they would just like keep it closed. They wouldn't even say keep it closed. I was like, it will. It was a big act. They flipped my eyelid up. They made a big-ass X on my eye and then they just let that shit just drain out. She just pushed it out. It was fucked up, man. I was looking at it the whole time. I still have nightmares about that shit. Me? Yeah. I had my toe drain one time. That sounds fucked up, too. Yeah. I had myself on my toe for three years of college and I had all this blood under my toenail. Damn. They drilled a hole in my toenail and got some blood out. That's fucked up. That sounds like some torturous ass shit. We had tryouts for JV, I mean not JV, our intramural basketball team. You didn't go in there with a drain toe. I went with a drain toe. Did you make the team? People tried it out. 15 people made the team and they sent an email to everybody with a list of who made the team. I wasn't on the list. With a drain toe? Did you let them know? Like I told them. Like this is not my best work. The doctor told me he had to do a sub-gudginal hematoma. Damn. That's fucked up, man. Shit, I hate you didn't make that bitch. Yeah, man. Because if you would have made it, you would have certified yourself as a street legend. Not saying that you're not, but I just would have added more to the myth of Rob Hayes. Yeah. If I were to play the whole season with a drain toe, damn, man. And got bitches too? They wasn't on the email though. Now we're gonna have people in the comments we've been through. And let me tell you, nobody goes over and beyond like our friends. I'm sure somebody's had a fucking spinal tap or like some crazy shit. Like the comments gonna get crazy. You know they took my whole skeleton out. Put my shit back in. Two inches shorter, man. Because I've seen some tragic shit that people have had done. Man, that shit is wild. Shout out to everybody who survived that traumatic shit. You all right? Good. Got your mask on. What else going on in the world, Rob Hayes? Um, working on a show. What's one? Sherman Showcase. Who's in there? The independent film channel. So you're getting that independent money. You're independent with it. Road on it. The last season some sketches I played more than today. I played Terrence Howard. With the guitar. I haven't brought the guitar out yet. And that's why Rob Hayes is a legend, bro. This nigga got a guitar. And for those of you who don't know what that is, that's the guitar. That's the keyboard. And he has it for no reason. Just has that motherfucker. Can't even play it. Pull that bitch out. But he looked like he could play it. You know how you do that? You gotta be a gangster. Come on. That's one of my favorite jokes, Rob Hayes, bro. You gotta be a gangster. Thanks, bro. Because it's so fucking well thought out. The iPad with no fingerprints on it? You know how you do that? You gotta be a gangster. Come on, man. It's fucking crazy. But Sherman's Diallo and Beshear, the same team that brought together Southside. Okay, talk to them. They got the sketch show. And yeah, we just finished writing the second season. It should come out next year. Sometime in the summer. It's a sketch show, but it's like Soul Train. So it's like a dance show. Who is Sherman? Sherman is a person that has always looked the same throughout time. He's the host of the show from Detroit. The show started in the 70s, but it's still going on now. Saturday morning. And we just keep different episodes, different things throughout time. They're different characters on the show. Sharray is kind of like Prince. Kind of like a lot of different funk artists. Played by Vic Mensa. Shout out to Vic Mensa before we do it. He's a very strange guy, but he's a very different man. He came and wildin' out and did like eight episodes one time. Really? I seen he did the wild style and like he was deaf. Yeah. On the cast. Some people come and just do a whole bunch of episodes. Like the one dude from the what's his name? Shamique Moore? Charlene Fantastic from the Netflix show. The Get Down. He came and did like a whole season one time. And what's the other guy? Denzel Curd. He came and did a bunch of episodes. Just random people do shit like that. Do y'all know? Or do y'all just go out there and see who's out here? Because they don't never know who's like you can't never confirm like celebrities or whatever. People be like, Lois you need to get such and such on the couch or get them in the trap. I'd be like, man, do y'all know how exhausted that shit be? It's like you can hit them directly and they be like, man I won't do that shit, I won't do that. And then you get the info. Then they got to talk to all these different motherfuckers. And then they hit you and then they're like we coming. And then they hit you back and you're like, we're not coming. Then the day when we were like we'll have another motherfucker, we were like hey man, such and such is outside. Like, why you just... That shit be stressful, man. Stressful. But it's worth it. Sometimes you get some people in here and you be like, fuck we gonna do with that shit. Fuck we gonna do with that, man. Fuck we gonna do with that, man. Turn into something. Fuck it. We'll drop all these motherfuckers. That'll give us shit. Drop everything. Joe, just drop everything. We'll let them sort it out. Get the whole team together. Just drop everything. Fuck it. But they said they just like when we just dropped random shit. Tried to tell them that's the way. They don't listen to me though. We got to get ready to drop some shit. We got a whole app coming up. Yeah, we about to open this shit up, man and we're trying to branch out and extend our show to more platforms. You dig what I'm saying? I would subscribe to a 85 South app. Really? What would you like? What would it like as a fan? Like as a 85% what would you want to see on the app? On the app I would want to see okay, funny like clips. Like the clips with just like you just gave me an idea. All the loose legs together. You gave me an idea. Hold up, pause what you got. On the app, we're going to have the pictures, right? Like tape answers like a picture like this from the show. But we need our own meme generator. Wouldn't that be hard? That'd be hard. Like you said, you can get your favorite watch your favorite loose leg clips, right? But then you can get the screen cap. And then you put in you can just like click where you want it, right? Then the shit come out of HD. Then you can put your captions or whatever the fuck make the meme on it bitch. Some you could have the top line is like this podcast is for and in the bottom you can customize it. God damn it Rob Hayes. I think we just went to a multi-billion dollar entertainment company. Alright, what else you want to see? So you said just like specific shit. Loob lead. Shit talking. Chico being philosophers. Random shit, low said. Rebel radio. So you're saying we got to have our category game together. So if you just like a search bar and then you type in loose lead everything loose lead. Everything loose leads to pop up. What you got? Something about some titties. Yeah. Yeah. We should start an OnlyFans page where we just post pictures of fan submitted titties. Then we'll take the percentage of the tittie money donate that back to the contributors. I'm just trying to get into that OnlyFans game. I don't know who titties I'm going to use but somebody need to let me use they titties. If you a lady out there going to start an OnlyFans page and you need a manager let's get this money. You got the titties and I got the clout and you got the pussy and I'm going to get the mouth. I won't I don't know man. The people at OnlyFans saw the joke that I did on here about falling asleep on OnlyFans and the lady said if I ever wanted to get one it'd be very fine and I was like what you think old fella? I look up at you like Mr. Turtle I ain't never been on camera before. Go ask Mr. Rao. I think a lady should have an OnlyFans page not being naked at first. I think she should start off naked and just put clothes on. Everybody on that bitch getting naked. Ain't nobody starting off naked. Getting dressed. And then she starts putting on like more and more complicated stuff. Yes. Yes. She need help getting in. Of course there was OnlyFans though. People on there making vegan food and shit. I wouldn't pay money to watch somebody else cook and eat. What would you pay monthly to watch? I would pay monthly to watch Michael Jordan Gamble. I would. That would be hard. I just thought about it. I couldn't like subscribe to one only thing. If it was just a whole bunch of random ass titties random titties throughout the world I would subscribe to that. I don't want to keep seeing the same titties. That'd be cool. I don't want to be in a relationship. That's too committed to me. There's a bunch of people in the service. This is again. Ain't you got no friends? Just randomizing who you see. I'm surprised that Black Pono made it through the DVD era. Think about it. It was the same 20 people on every DVD. But if you got one it was too late before you knew it. They made hundreds of booty talks. You know what's crazy? I just bought a box Chevy, right? I bought this box Chevy. It came with about 75 classic Pono DVDs. In the trunk? Yeah, it was a bag full of DVDs for like booty talk 47, 40s. It started right around my 40s. Big black asses. Spanish chicks and black dicks. Stupid booties, hood bitches. Like a gang of shit. You be coming in. I'm going to see what they doing. Like pops, you take whatever you want. But you bring it back. These are classics. These are random special edition bathroom man coffins. You hear me? He bought these from a nigger. And I got to keep this alive. This is black man treasure. You'll never hit a lick like this ever again. You found somebody stashed. I'm going to find some niggas who got a whole bunch of those fucking black Pono DVDs and do like a Pono exchange when the world opens back up. We got to preserve black culture. That's how Netflix started. We're all fucking Netflix. I just wanted to be just for like flicks. Just for flicks? Yeah. We need like a black Pono Hall of Fame or something. Pinky did not get her just duke. That was a gang change. Where would the black Pono Hall of Fame be? Where? Yeah. I don't know. It's got to be at a random hotel. I think it's got to, yeah. Probably like Atlanta or Houston. Miami. The award ceremony. Maybe start in the middle. And you just don't know what's happening. Ocala Florida or some shit. Put that motherfucking Ocala, man. That's fitting. Jacksonville. Put that bitch in Tallahassee, man. Savannah, Georgia. You know it's got to be somewhere where you know it's kind of off the beaten path a little bit. Yeah. Would it have a highway sign? I don't know. I feel like Detroit would be a good Well, let's put it in Florida. Somewhere where people can go all year round. Florida is a nice vibe. Like three exits. The black Pono Hall of Fame. BPHOL. Cat going. Twice, three, four times a year. Cat giving to it. Y'all come right this way. We got the BBWs coming up. And we're going to get to the squirters and shit. Follow me. I got you. Look, we're going to start taking questions here in a minute, man. Come on, man. Everybody, come on. Everybody put your 3D glasses on. We're going into 1980s. This is what we call our 80s wing. This is more of your consent tapes. You know, beta max, things of that nature. We ain't even made it to the DVDs. We do have some items for sale. Some limited edition. Jada Fire will be at the luncheon. She will be at the luncheon. That's at 2 o'clock. It's only 12.30 now. We can probably make it to the early 2000s if we walk fast and keep our hands. Just try not to touch everything, guys. I mean, y'all want to see everything. We'll have to walk. I mean, we close it. We don't close, but I got a new group coming in at four and I want to make sure I get y'all at least to fucking in the ass before they get here. Probably going to have to hand y'all off to my assistants. Shout out to all the ladies that know how to struggle painless. You ever had to repossess your dick because she was handling it too rough? Like, hold up! Wait a minute! What savage you been around? Fucking handlein' my shit all rough. This is not male. You openin' my shit all up. I don't do my shit like that. Old savage ass, bruh. Type of bitch who would tear the whole shit up? Like you said, no scruples, bruh. What you found in a baggy attorney? That's porno. Porno. Porno is on the internet. But that's porno. That's when you got the hard copy. That's porno. They don't make porno anymore. You know what? When I actually look through the bag, I think the street value of these right here, he might've blessed me with about $1,200 in street value of, you know, hard disk pornography. Yeah. And it's like, I went in, I tested a few of them just to see what the quality was like. But we really have forgotten the quality of them we were getting on DVD. It's so crisp. Even to this day. And these came out, I know I think some of the days were maybe 03, 04 I saw a few 98s. You know what I mean? A 98 DVD? They had money. You know what I'm saying, bruh? And these were just the ones that were kept in the box shed. My first DVD was like Mike. That came out like on the way I left now like Mike. It's a quality movie, you know what I'm saying? Worse than that. Jason Kidd's in there? First DVD that I bought was Fight Club. I got my DVD player when the business was expensive. I think it was probably like 2000, 2001 something like that. I remember when PlayStation 2 first came out like right in that era. So I had the PlayStation and I had the PlayStation on the street because I had to have that bitch before it was chaos for the PS2. I bought that bitch and then I bought the DVD player from the store. So I had one from the street and one from the store. But if I would have did it vice versa I would have bought the PlayStation from the store because you can't have too much shit off the street. You got to offset the cost. My PlayStation 2, remember it could stand up or it could lay flat? Yes sir. I had it standing up but I didn't have a stand and then it failed. Damn. And then after that it was never the same. So I had to lay it flat after that. Did you ever get a replacement? Nah. It's the same one. It still worked. This one isn't the same. How you feel about this PlayStation 5? I'm out of the game in game. Yeah, I don't. I don't game. I found that it it affects my relationship with some people. Some people are like all about the game and I'm not a gamer. Are you speaking about life right now? Like I think if I was more of a gamer I would talk to my friends more. Because they always talking about the game. But I don't really play the game. Why do you feel the need to keep them attached to you? I feel like it's the thing that a lot of people are a part of that I'm missing out on. Well maybe they chose that over being your friend. Like they did that. Like for them not to include you if they chose to get off the friendship train and play games, fuck them. That didn't include me. I'm not good. One thing I'm not gonna do ever in life I'm not gonna look for motherfucker. You feel me? And sometimes they can be right there in front of you and still not be right there in front of you. You'll never have to look for motherfucker. Sometimes people choose to cut you off. Just like you thought they was your friend and you ain't no shit about the other friends they had. Prime example when your best friend introduces you to their best friend. They're like this is my best friend so and so and you thought you was their best friend. Best friend's supposed to be mutual, right? But like even if you I don't have a best friend I don't say. I can't say nobody's my best friend because I feel like that alien needs to rest in your friend. How the fuck you gonna have a best friend? You ever had a motherfucker introduce you to their best friend that you ain't even know they had a best friend and you thought that y'all were you're like what? So you mean to tell me this is your best friend a better friend than me why you ain't call that nigga when you needed $60? You got the nerve to introduce me to your best friend and you owe me. Am I petty? Hypothetically speaking I feel like this tone is petty that's why I got petty right now. It really has a lot to do with the shit that we say on this show people haven't been able to put the connection between the two though yet. Because we haven't been confused. It says they haven't speak. I gotta shout out my 85% again because it's that time of year where people have stars sending us videos of their children laying in the bed 85% I'm sure until they fall asleep with their little bad ass I think they like little kids love to watch the 85% so like kids that's too little to know what the fuck we saying I think it's just the sound of our voice in certain cadences They want to know what's up. Just one girl sent me this video the only reason they didn't post it is because she sent it like one of them ones that disappeared like she had the laptop sitting in the bed right and then DC jumped up and screamed and the fucking baby just flipped up man that shit was so funny but it was one of them disappeared ones you know just one at a time somebody sent me a beautiful love story about how they were trying to get pregnant for five years and then they got frustrated and they stopped they came to one of our shows and got pregnant that same night wow hell yeah that shit crazy I think that baby is about two now 85 babies somebody said we gotta start selling ones but I'm the type of nigga like to take shit too far why would we just be selling ones we gotta sell them little stupid ass shoes that your baby learn how to walk in them hard bottom baby shoes come on man take over the whole industry pacifiers breast pumps diaper bags diapers and pampers we're taking over the game bro five years man I don't know what the fuck but I feel like we need to get in the jet ski industry for some reason let me know what y'all got going on whatever industry you in that you think we need to be a part of send me some info I'm trying to get in on the low end of every industry send me the fucking you know how people can put you up on a lick be like look they bout to put a mall over here if y'all about this hot dog stand for 7000 you can get a vendors license okay like put me up on the game like that I want somebody to hit me like nigga my uncle got a chicken farm he trying to retire all he want is 12000 for it 56 acres two trucks and a dog that'd be dope if I was in the grocery store and I seen some chicken it had the 85 south on it yeah you about it just to get in the game first year everything 85 cents off cause in the grocery game that's a lot you never see coupons 85% off or 85% off cause you usually stop at like 30-40 cent range 50 cent is a big spender you give them a fuck of 85 cents off that's one of them extreme coupons to start fucking with your shit you fuck with that at all no what's that I feel like you smart enough to be an extreme coupon though I should I should mess with the coupons I feel like I possess the necessary elements you good at math you organized determined you got a strong will too cause you gotta know when they expire that's part of the game your determination I've seen you pursue like sneaker drops so I know that you got the diligent to be there early enough to make shit happen in the coupon world and the coupon world is not competitive for your wants I wish I knew somebody in the extreme like my cousin is very successful at the extreme coupon I want to just hire her to make sure all my like soaps and lotions are covered in life I want her to be my plug if that makes sense laundry detergent, fabric softening shit like that I got scissors but do you have 12 pair though I got two pairs that's not enough one pair that I keep in the junk drawer and in the other pair for when I lose the one pair not enough I'm just saying bro you about to go to LA where it's like lockdown on quarantine your survival list you have rope, batteries, water, matches I got rope two pairs of scissors I got batteries I got a thermometer like the little people come over I got just that shit has anybody's temperature been too high to come over no damn that's the mulligan in the shit that defeats the whole purpose like you gotta find one person and deny them whoa what is this 99 shit bruh it's three digits you might need to drink a pedia like my boy not coming in here with this foolishness now coming in hot damn I smoked this whole joint I'm gonna be high as Rufus Charles after this you ever hear people say I'm drunk it's Coulter Brown who's Coulter Brown that's exactly what I was getting at more people should know who Coulter Brown is and he needs a movie I would love to see a movie that explains me perfectly exactly who Coulter Brown was drunk is Coulter Brown that means this nigga's legendary for getting toe up that fucker everywhere he went he just got fucked up Coulter Brown cut the fool turned the party out living legend so much to the point where if you went to a party and turned that bitch out and got lit I mean like really lit that's the litest you could be as Coulter Brown as an ultimate god a party in the black community how much would you have to drink before you start saying your full name now that my boy is some research you should do and get back with me on cause I'm robbed through a lot of alcohol it wouldn't be a while before I'm just like I'm Rob Hayes Rob Hayes in here hey you never know them you never know have you ever been to that point when you wanted to tell motherfuckers your first name last name I haven't you aint been drunk as Coulter Brown yet keep drinking young nigga cause I feel like there's some people who are around Coulter Brown but they didn't know it was Coulter Brown you told them I think that's how you know like that's when you lit when you no longer have to introduce yourself after one or two of these he was known about that oh hell here he go man who is buddy you know he ain't heard of Coulter Brown who's like Coulter Brown in here oh you have any more shit you want to see on the app radio station with all the songs all the songs you all made make cat that's cat department cat got all the songs he just listening to him personally he been working on this shit he was like oh I got all the songs look man what we gonna do man I'm just listening to him make a shit I like how to buy lens and shit down it's like I'm about to just go make me some new songs cat you be bull shit see you see how my staff treat me man they supposed to be they supposed to be on the other side making shit happen they just like man fuck loose asking us for shit put the song down when I fucking feel like I'm listening to him god damn it now they piled up you see what Tupac was going through you know what I mean had all the songs piled up so I'm having to you people don't even know Joe still ain't answered the phone I didn't even see it right there on the side I just called him the other day and he refused to stand his voicemail is in French you gotta hit Joe in advance he answers for you like if you wanna talk to him on Tuesday you gotta start hitting him around Sunday and then by Tuesday you have full confidence I don't fuck with him bro last time I called him and he answered me like who is this I don't know hmm hmm oh this would be the perfect time to give the ladies a shout out you know who I wanna shout out all the ladies with the courage to ask for that dick don't be shy show em your mama raised a hoe her mother's ever proud of when they daughter's a hoe they look proud look at that bitch just like her mom she keeps some nice niggas coming through hmm ladies get back with me let me know if your mom proud of the hoe shit you be doing until she know about it coming up next on the next more Republic women at high dicks from their mom and the men who love them you ever love the freak Graves I think so it's a very challenging time in a man's life having to accept that cold reality it happens though it happens you live you learn you come back hard and strong sometimes sometimes that should have killed you quick though you can get fat fucking with the wrong woman you must have been here too long this camera blinking oh I mean it's working alright bet how long we been here man I done smoked this long ass joint I'm about to get 220 you supposed to been rapping this shit up man alright Rob Hayes man we gotta get the fuck out of here dude hey man I appreciate you having me over yeah man we done discussed a whole bunch of shit octopuses hypothetical shit you don't even realize like the 85 south show helped me out a lot how how did this help you my guy man so I'm writing on the NFL hundreds right Steve Harvey is the host of the NFL ok bet his son recognized me from when I came through when the early episodes of the 85 south show show Steve my stand up he comes back he's like man this guy right here is funny said that in front of two different production companies from that moment I started writing on all kinds of stuff damn that's crazy cause they ain't wrote on shit you mean to tell me you think he's out here giving Rob Hayes my writing job you thought I was just gonna let this shit slap I mean I was just gonna hit him already you act like we ain't miss universe women all over the world Steve did that shit on purpose it's personal now now it's personal it's personal as fuck now I knew when that nigga drove off in that fucking Rolls Royce I would never see him again bro he tried to set me up Rob he said don't sign nothing till you see me again I ain't seen that nigga since did his radio show about three times the nigga didn't even come he just called in he was on the phone I'm like what's Steve at bitch ass nigga don't say nothing about me I can hear everything I was like shut up Steve good looking out man I knew this I knew this shit way before then it's goddamn right Rob Hayes it's been like 10 years it's all yeah it's been 10 yeah 10 years man I been knowing you that fucking long shit I remember one day I seen you and you was like who's that white man on your chest I had a buttons of different comics the Woody Allen button I was like this is Woody Allen it's Woody Allen's birthday it's December 1st and you were like it's Richard Pryor's birthday it's December 1st I remember that day that day just passed man so salute to the King King Richard Pryor it was just his birthday just passed yep you know you gotta know that type of shit man you like Woody Allen you better stop he's a pedophile he's a fucking weirdo I need one of them radio shows where I can be one of the black extremists where I can just yell out shit be underground in the basement you are not ready for what's about to happen next that vaccine they're vaccinating black people you remember what happened last time let's take some callers let's take some callers black people we gotta talk about this we gotta talk about this vaccination I got the good brother who gonna be with me in the next hour we're gonna be discussing vaccinations in the black community I got my man Robert Hayes Dr. Robert Hayes of the higher institute of black people he's gonna be speaking up on behalf of the indimentary black people who are against vaccination and we're gonna start homeschooling all of our children and we're gonna be feeding them vegan lunch and dinner and we're gonna be drinking no sodas just papaya juice and lemon water man we're gonna get that alcohol lined up we got the phone lines about to open up man we got my sister gonna come in here and discuss the benefits of going back natural we're gonna do a colon cleanse as a group make sure you hit the website sign up for the black people off our chest man so we're gonna do a colon cleanse and then we're gonna do a group therapy session where we just speak about traumatic events about being black you know the discomforts about being a black man in America Robert Hayes man how you living man ever since you eliminated pork out of your diet we've noticed that you've been flourishing as a black man in the white man structural society man I know cause your third eye was open because it wasn't so clogged up with that cholesterol right because bacteria cannot thrive in a temperature so cold like a black man in America oh shit turned up who broke it alright man let's go man let's get the fuck out of here look here look here man this has been another rendition of the 85 south show this is my man Rob Hayes stay black stay righteous this has been was the 85 south show yeah bitch what my battery dead tell that hoes she on love meeting she ain't shit yeah we gotta do some drops for this app yeah I'm about to do some drops is this visual or audio this is for the Instagram hell yeah yes ma'am can you put them titties in my head cause I'm a yes man do you understand if I wanna make love to you baby