 It's that time again, that dark time when screaming man-children dress up as crazy monsters and scary spacemen and queue up with their swag bags grabbing at every immediate gratification goodie they can get their hands on. Yes, it's time for another stupid Star Wars movie. If you're anything like me, and I know you are, you liked the original film. It's one of the greatest movies of the 20th century and the sequel is a textbook on how to make a great sequel. But everything after that was corporate hype. It's been 35, 40 years and it's getting bigger and bigger. It's almost like it's a Disney thing or something. You're wary of it. It's too much. It's everywhere. You're not mad at the people who are really into Star Wars. They're friends of yours. You don't want to get all in their Facebooks and their Instagrams and argue about anything that would be rude. You want to make your opinion known and you don't want to debate about it. You need the t-shirt. Thank you. It's the greatest invention in passive aggressive communication ever created by the human race. Be the first on your block. Fool your friends. Be the hit of the playground. Guaranteed to make strangers point at you at the grocery store. Yes, get across your unwanted opinion that nobody wanted to hear. It's available now in a variety of colors. Follow the description below. I've been wearing mine for years. I think you can tell. Some of you will be asking, but what's your reaction to the trailer? This is my reaction. But seriously, what's going on with your back is eyes.