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Another episode, another week of brilliant idiotness. Do you ever wear glasses while you do radio or a pod? I might need glasses. Though I'm at that age where I might need glasses, I definitely got to get braces. To see? How you get braces? You're faithful. Your wife likes you. Yeah, but it's for other reasons. It's not even just cosmetic. Like I do this a lot. And I've always done it. And my dentist would say, because crazy enough, I hadn't gone to the dentist in like two years. I forgot, bro. I mean, it was COVID. Yeah, it was COVID. It's supposed to keep your mouth shut. And then once we got back into 2021, it was like learning to walk again. I wasn't thinking about shit like the dentist. And then like, my wife hit me one day, she was like, yo, your breath stinks. Wow. That's why you got to have a real one around you. You know what I'm saying? And I was like, shit. I thought about it. I was like, I ain't have my teeth cleaned in. Fuck, two years. So I went to the dentist like a week and a half ago and my shit was fucked up. Yuck mouth. Wow. Yucky. Wow. Fuck. I mean, yeah. How many times do you brush your teeth a day? Like three? Three? But it don't matter. You got to get your shit cleaned. Yeah. And then like, so I got my shit clean. And then I've been supposed to get braces because like the way my jaw is, I'll keep clicking my, and I can lead this. She said TMJ or some shit like that. I forgot what the fuck is wrong. Too much. Yeah. So I'm gonna get braces in the next couple of weeks, actually. Too much jaw. Too much jaw. I'm gonna get the clear joint still. And it makes you think though, like I know some of y'all teeth is fucked up. Like there's people we know when they breath stink and like, we know they invented it. Like when did I tell y'all I'm gonna do the dentist? No. What was the guy who's a, he's a very sweet guy, but he wrote the article about you. Who? For I think the times or something like that. Oh, damn, my guy. I can't remember my guy. And he's just old though. That don't count. I mean, his breath is smelly. That's crazy, bro. It was wild. He was the sweetest guy. He was fun. I'm glad he hung around. But like when in the elevator, it would get close. And it was just like breathing in a fucking. When you that old, it don't matter though. Huh? When you got a big mustache? Maybe it was the stash. Maybe shit was getting caught in the stash and just rotting. I can see that. Yeah, and he tall too though. Yeah. So for me, I don't wanna catch that. Oh, it was going right to my nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My nose catches everything. When did I tell you about the dentist? Um, shit. You didn't even get to see Clint for your wedding? No, I did. I got my, I actually go to the dentist quite, not I'm gonna say frequently, but like I have a buddy who's a dentist. So. Well that's how you been waxed? It's about the same, like two years. My God. I'm keeping it real, what the fuck you want me to do? I remember one back in the day. Scott told the girl, she already told him. I did not tell her that. He knows a lot of things that Charlotte did, that I would never let him know. Cause I want him to think he got me so he could like leave that chapter alone. So he didn't try to do something. I won't never let him know that I know the person that did it. Cause everybody fucked with me too. Wow, wow, wow. Go ahead, let him tell you. He want to, he want to. A home girl, one of my home girls, home girl pulled wax to the side and she kept it real well. She's just like, yo, I think you need a rookie now. He told her, you're fucking saying it. She called me right away like, I'm sorry, but Carl and me told me to say it. I know. Who is Carl and me? Carl and me. Wow. Wow. Who the fuck is Carl and me? What's on your brain? What is on your brain? I was one half a pivot. Wow. Wow. Okay. Carl and me, Carl and me. We call that a Freudian slip. Where is boy? Who is Carl and me? Who is Carl and me? What would you, what would you mean like your main is Carla? I think that makes sense. That makes sense, right? That makes sense. What would you call Carl and me for short? See, wow, shout out to Carl and me. Yeah, real talk. Carl and me. Listen in, just know someone's thinking about you. Somebody can't get you off the brain. Cannot. Wow. That's great. Wow. Okay. Say Carl and me. What the fuck is that laugh? Do you know what? I mean, that's the one I saw for this one. Hey man, we ain't been here five minutes. We got the name of the new podcast this evening. I don't care if we don't talk about it no more in this episode. I can't tell you when it come out. It's gonna say, new brand is Carl and me. With a question mark. God bless. How was your week though? Good, good. I was in the city. I got to stay home. Oh, you did. You had the weekend off. You had the weekend off. That was great. I hung out with the wife, man. You miss New York? I miss, I do miss free time. Where like, you know, I'm so fortunate that I get to do what I love. But at the same time, you miss free time. Did you hit any of the club? Did you go to like the New York comedy club? No, no. I did nothing. I said I'm taking the week off. Yeah, yeah. So this week I get back into it. But I wanted the week off. Just hung out with the wife, went out to dinners. My wife ran a half marathon. So rouges are on for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good. I felt like a civilian, man. I saw Flagrant, too, where you declared that you're going to be in the, what, the Women's Olympic team? I retired, though. Oh, you retired already? I was going to be a US women's national swimmer. But I did retire. I'm happy you got some more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you feel about that? I think it's, I always thought it was ridiculous. I still take it's even more ridiculous now. I'm just shocked that now people are starting to say it's ridiculous. Yeah. And there's no backlash for saying it's ridiculous. But it's been ridiculous. Yeah. I guess you needed a Mike Tyson to go to Women's Boxing and then you would say it's ridiculous. So really, maybe? But we've seen a MMA fighter, a trans MMA fighter, crack a woman's skull. Like, come on. Yeah, there's an advantage. I think there's a clear advantage. I think that's the issue. You know what's interesting? No, it's like, when trans athletes transition from male to female, I'm so convinced that that is how they identify as women. Because imagine you dedicate your whole life to one thing, which is your sport. And then you started taking hormones and shit that made you worse at your sport. Like, I love comedy way too much. I couldn't transition to being a female comic and be less funny. Wow. Yikes. I don't agree. I don't, I don't agree. I don't know if that's an alley or shots, but I agree. I just couldn't do it. And I think that's the only, I think that's one of the places where I have to stay here. I don't think there's no advantage to that, the comedy, you know? There is no advantage to that. I know some funny female comics, some hilarious ones. I know some terrible male ones. And I know some terrible female ones. Yeah. Funny is just funny. Yes, that's true. But the swimming thing is interesting, because when he, when she was competing as a man, she was like really low ranked, right? Actually, no, she was, when she was competing as a man, she was, she was, she was good. Like she was good within the Ivy League thing. I thought she, I thought like, I thought I read when she was ranked really low. I think she, they had a ranking like worldwide ranking, like 456, but within the Ivy League tournaments, she was capable. So like she swam for the Penn team. Must be like a thousand people for something as good. I don't know exactly. I don't know if that's global. I don't know what the number is, but like she swam for the team. Like you have to be very good to swim for a college D1. Yeah. You can't be wack. Like, so. I mean, listen, I just think it's ridiculous, but here's the thing. I'm not going to fight, I'm not going to fight against it. It's really up to women to fight. It's up to women. If y'all are cool with it, but that's the thing about like dudes, like dudes never cared about women's sports usually. And it's really up to women. And if women aren't saying shit about it, who are we to come in and... The only time I get upset, and it's not even upset, I see people complaining about things like scholarships getting taken away. You know what I'm saying? Prize money, things of that nature, you know? And... So ladies, speak up. I don't think equality means, I don't think equality means erasure, right? What does that mean? Like if all things are equal, right? If you're saying, okay, you know, trans women should be able to compete because that's equality or inclusion, right? But what if women are being erased because of this inclusion? Yeah. You know what I mean? Because there may be some type of physical advantage. You know what I mean? Well, that clearly is a physical advantage. It clearly is. So if women are being erased because of inclusion, is that really inclusion? Is that equality? And what they'll say is that like, she followed all the rules. Like she did everything the NCAA requires, but they're still in advantage. So they don't have the system down to like get her to the point where she can compete against these women on equal playing field. But the thing that's interesting to me is that like, you can't compete against the guys. There's no rule that says, women can't compete against guys. There's only a rule that says men can't compete against women because men have certain biological and physical advantages. That's why women's sports exists. Yes. Literally, women's sports exists because they wouldn't be allowed to compete at all because they're not physically gifted enough to compete against men in most sports. Yeah, I felt bad when I had a couple of girls trying to do football. And I'm saying, I just wouldn't hit them. I'm like, yo, Brad, I'm not hit. Did that happen? Hell yeah. Brad, is there any? Every year we get like a girl or something like that one to come on. And I'm not hit on them. Benedict? No, when in high school. Oh. Did we have a girl at Benedict? Oh, we had the white boy that came. They know all black college. The white boy, he was like, I think it was good. And um, yeah. You can say I have a girl sound. That's crazy. No, that's totally crazy. But the girl, they had to come on, man. That's racist. Yeah, I feel white jickers are offended. And out of this whole conversation, I feel like we'll get backlash from white jickers. You're a quick white jicker to whip it. No, no, no, he was really good. He's our kicker. But um, now when she tried to come for high school, we was all looking around like, who's going to hit her? Because she tried to play running back. And I'm like, ah, you can't do that. I said, whoever hit her, you fucked up. Yeah, you were best wrong. I guess what I'm just trying to say is like, you could compete with the man, because you already were on the team. You can transition into a woman, identify as a woman. And there's no rule that says that that woman can't also compete against the men. So identify as a woman. Do anything that you want as a woman, but just keep swimming against the men. Yeah. Right? Like, now granted, she probably became a slower swimmer because she's taken these testosterone blockers and that kind of stuff. So maybe she couldn't keep her seat on the team or whatever it is. But like, I don't know, it's just, the only reason women's sports exists is because they can't compete against biological men. But is that okay? Because she's altering her body though, right? So yeah. She's altering her body to make her so weaker or stronger. You're still altering your body. How are you going to compete? I would like to know, and I don't know if this can be scientifically proven, how much weaker does it actually make you? What, taking a testosterone blocker or testosterone blockers? How much weaker does it actually make you? I'm sure the scientists figured it out, but like, I think there's probably like base strength that you have. And there's also like a bone density difference that like, there's just certain advantages. Like we know there's certain advantages that men have. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I've never seen a woman like, offer to put someone's luggage in the overhead bin. Never. Right? Like, it's always a guy that way. Women don't take that no more. Oh really? No. Every time we be on the air, but it's to the point where it's like, I'm torn cause I want to ask, but I've gotten so much pushback that it's like, I don't want nobody to get offended cause I'm not trying to offend you, buddy. Maybe last place I happened. I was like, I don't want to hit you. No, I got it. I got it. I'm like, if I have a connecting flight, I don't even ask. I just take their shit. The only people that let you do it is older women. Yes. Older women. Older women let you do it. Just their grandfathered into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, older women, once the flight is over, if you helping them on it, they expect you to help them on it. They're waiting for it. I got you. Thank you, yo, man. I can't wait to do that. I'm with that. I'm with that. Now, I do think, and I really mean this, and I'm on record saying this before, one transgender woman per WNBAT. Ooh. I think that makes the league a lot more exciting. It's already exciting. And it's balance. There's no question. It'll make it more exciting. And it's balance because one each one. That's right, and I think basketball is a sport where, you know, with that, it's still an even playing field. Because it's not like Asia Wilson and them don't be busting ass out there. You know what I'm saying? Like, they'll bust your ass on the basketball court. I think they still bust their ass regardless. It's transition. I think so, too. I think there's plenty of guys I know Asia can beat in a basketball game. But just one transgender woman per WNBAT. That'll be fire. I think that's fire, yo. Yeah. Let's go bring a ticket to Lease. That's what I'm saying. Hell, yeah. Because it really does, it baffles me when I hear all of these conversations about the pay difference with the WNBA and the NBA when we know it's a strictly revenue-and-profit game. Yes. It's really just that easy. More seats are being sold. That's it. Just look into the crowd. That's it. It's OK. So if you want WNBA players to make more money, then we got to start letting the WNBA make more money. The WNBA has to make more money, you know? Now, is that a racer? Is that taking away a... It's 12 slots. We'll be raising one. At a 13th. You know what I mean? Oh, at a slot. At a slot. The NFL really did add a fucking couple of games. At a slot. That's true. At a play, a one transgender woman per team. I think that's dope. I think that'll make the league a lot... It'll make the league very interesting. Oh, without a doubt. I mean, everybody's talking about female swimming. So six people on the court? Nobody has ever cared about women's because the word is born, yo. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even think about that till you said it. I mean, trans are great for sports. Women's sports. Sports in general. You know what, that's interesting. If there was a woman who was born a woman and then transitioned into a man and put the shit on him. She was beating the shit out of dudes. You don't think we'd be talking about that now? Or she was a crazy running back with the fire. Oh, man. Hell yeah. Fire. Are you right? Trans are great for sports. No, you're right, you're right, you're right. I love that. I actually am waiting for the biological woman who transitioned into a man to dominate men. That's the hero's journey. That's every Pixar movie. They kind of dominated us every day, though. You know what? Real talk. Yeah. They do it physical. They're still a patriarchy, right? I don't know what that is. I'll tell you, of course. That ended. That ended. I see that was like this. Patriarchy's done. I'll tell you why they're still a patriarchy. Why? Because trans women who transition into trans men, I don't even think they get considered, bro. Say what? They don't even get considered. We don't ever have conversations about trans men. The girl being a man? Never. Yeah. What do you mean? We've seen girls become dudes. Women that transition into men don't get any of the benefits of being a man. I mean, I haven't seen it. What are the benefits of being a man? You transition automatically. You got to pay for shit. Open all the fucking doors. Child support. Child support. Child support. I got all the money for these girls. Come on, dick. You wouldn't do that, boy. You know what I'm saying? I got all the money for that. High side? Come on over, yo. No more for three. Nothing? One more three starting? The transition right now, that's my dog. What am I lying? Do we hear conversations about trans men? No, we don't hear enough. We need to hear more. We laugh. We laugh in a way where you probably have their beard or something like that. Probably your last one. They got better beards than me. I've seen some of these girls. They really shaped up their jobs. They groomed the right way. I need whatever they're on. Testosterones. I need that. Or what's the other thing? Huh? What's the other thing they're on? Chitlins. No, with a blister. What's the other thing they taking it? I'm not being testosterone. No, testosterone. Estrogen is for women and testosterone is for men. Well, it's with all the trans community. Yeah. Like, I do agree. Like, yeah. Yo, any time you put trans in anything, it's popular. Because people pay attention to it. 100%. Put them in anything. Nah, you pay attention to it. No, you're right. Next season of your show. Oh, you think big fliggie flame ain't going to be on the show? That's what I'm talking about. Oh, man, flame. That's my favorite. The flame got me in trouble, man. For what? You were looking at them status? No. Is that what you were talking about? No, man. She was on the show and just started talking crazy. But she's talking about I'm not in a relationship and all this other type of shit. Oh, stop talking so much. Yeah, you do. You talk too fucking much. So it was me? Yes. Yes, it is. It wasn't you? I would flame. I didn't tell flame that. How'd she know? Maybe she found out from Parliament. She spoke to you. No. Flame spoke to you on the way into the building. I didn't tell her that. She told me about LuNell. But I was like, OK. And she know a lot of information about him. Yeah, she was like, LuNell, she was like, LuNell. Going to be so happy. Wax is single. Ooh. What are you talking about? Like, where you get this from? Oh, shit. Well, none of this out there. I think we should talk about it. I think we got to talk about it. Talk about what? I mean, we've been teasing it for weeks now, but we got to talk about it. Talk to them, Charlotte. Why you been waiting to see the fans for three weeks because I don't have nobody at home to see. Because I have nobody at home to see. Why? Where are you staying now? I'm still staying in. It's so crazy that it's. You are a homeless sexual. No. It's. You know what's crazy, man? It's been a year. And I'm about to put the phone on. Homosexual. Yo, that's hilarious, bro. All these people sleeping on the streets. They're homeless sexuals everywhere. They got to do something. No, don't point at me. No, that's on you, bro. You went too far. No. I'm a real homeless people. I'm just saying. He's a homeless person. Now you're not really homeless. I'm a homeless. I'm not really homeless, but. What happened? Talk to us. What happened? Just God bless, man. You know, God put things in your heart and just ask you. We really not going to. We really going to do this. Why are you going to waste your friend's time? What are you talking about? What are you wasting all your time? Tell us the truth. About what? About what? About carlaming. No, I thought that I was going to do something in life. You know, I think I'm too old fashioned. I'm an old fashioned guy. You know what I'm saying? There's nothing more old fashioned than marriage. It might be the oldest institution. But that's what I'm saying. When you marry, you try to get like a traditional thing. You know what I'm saying? When I think of marriage, I think of traditional thing. Right now it's not so traditional. If you don't have the traditional partner. Kind of feels like you're gaslighting right now. Word is born. I definitely. Yo, have you used that on your wife yet? Never. I be throwing that shit out every hard day. Gaslighting? Yeah. You're a gaslight. I do that to my daughter. Ooh. But do you have to say that? She fucked me up the other day. I don't even know what that means. I don't see you. I don't see you. Yeah. The only thing I do is say is gasing. Like you try to gas me. Yeah. But was that where it comes from? Duh. Like gasing me up. No, gasing me up is. Like you're bigging you up. It's bigging you up. Yeah. What's gaslighting? Gaslighting is. Honestly, I don't even really know. Gaslighting is when you are. Kind of, right? Yeah. But like it's making. Gas me. You try to gas me up. No, it's like. You make. I do something to piss you off. And then I make it seem like you were the one that caused me to do it. Gaslighting is a colloquialism. Oh, boy. Come on. Whoa. Collic. What is this? Okay. Loosely defined. Yeah, I can't. Loosely defined. Colloquialism. Making someone question their own reality. Yeah. But a term may also be used to describe a person who presents a false narrative for another group or people which leads them to doubt their perceptions and become misled, disoriented, and distressed. Tell, I need you to go down there to get something for me. Hold on. I'm texting it to you. Yeah. Gaslighting and gas in is probably the same thing. Maybe, but I want to get back to your marriage. So can we talk about this on a podcast right now? I guess so. I guess Reddit put it out there and all those other type of stuff. Yes. The truth is, I am a narcissist. And I need... Fuck words. We don't care about words here. Thank you. Okay. Colliquialism. You know what we're talking about. Nars. Listen. He's a Nars. You know what the fuck he's talking about. You know what I'm talking about. Nars. I'm a narcissist, baby. Nars. That's what I'm saying. I'm a narcissist. And I'm fucking... I like traditional things that I don't think that was just there. And it's all good. Like, don't make them buy your backwards. Did it dare to say you're a narcissist? Not really. I got diagnosed by her. So are you in a relationship currently? Right now, I'm chilling. You know what I'm saying? I just think that... I don't like this. Me neither. I hate this. Oh, guess what? I hate it too. I want you to fucking wed him, bro. You don't even know how down you've been, yo. You think so? Yes, man. You look depressed. You're not moving the same people you've been saying that. Even after you're sick, word is born. Wow. It's crazy. They've been asking if he was sick. And you shouldn't live like... Yes. Ask me if he's sick. Why? Because of my pants? I've been so known. For a while to the Anthony. Like, so we're going to tell you when it comes to Jim with me or something, and see what's going on. Like, I think I'm okay. I just think we're all at the age where it's time to grow up. It's time to grow up? Are you going to be this year? I'll be 39 years old. Can we talk about the scenario that got you here? I'm saying I just told you. Can we have the actual discussion? I've been heart-beaten so much. Listen. What the fuck did you do that? Let's go. What's on the first 48? I don't know nothing. Like I said, I just, you know, I'm traditional man. No, you're not traditional. You just didn't want to get married. That's not true. That's not true. Can't put that out there. Is it true that you didn't want to get married? I wouldn't have put that out there if I didn't want to do it. That's not true. We all make choices. It's a decision. You made one choice. You thought you wanted to do something, and you realized that wasn't you. You weren't ready. No, no, no, no, no. That was me, because that is me. You know what I'm saying? You are a natural born tramp. What? It's the truth. Wait, a natural born one? I thought we were going to be serious. How are you going to ask about this? I thought we were going to be serious. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't think it's in your nature. That's who fucked up. No, I think it's in your nature, and I think that you were doing great. And I think that you overreacted to a piece of stimulus. What? So nobody overreacted. You've got to take it easy, because you've got to. Tell the people what happened. Yeah, just say what happened. It's OK. Tell the people. I'm traditional. I like it when it's traditional. That means I want to come home. I want to come home to a wife, to cook milk, the kids can take care of. Tradition isn't necessarily good. That's what I'm saying. It's not saying either person is wrong is just not right for the other person that said it. Yeah, but that's not the reason why. The reason why is something else. The reason why. You can share the reason why. I'm the narcissist. And I need to go to therapy. Yes, you do, man. I need to go to therapy. I need to work so much. I don't think you're a narcissist, yo. I don't know if narcissist is the worst. I'm not no psychiatrist, and I know some extreme narcissist. I don't think you're a narcissist. I do think you are a narcissist. It's like not a whole thing. I agree with you. I agree with you. Like you're not a whole narcissist. You're like a narcissist. I agree with you. You're not the whole thing. Well, that's what I was told when I would take it. Who told you that? Carla? Yes. Carla's not wrong, but I think it's just in relationships. Because you are a very selfless person when it comes to other things. That's true. I think it's not everything. No way holds up. In my relationship, how? Would you like a polygamous relationship? Come on. Worst. You know what that means? You'd want like four or five women. No, I don't. If you got four or five wives, bro. Two. No. Really? I don't. I don't believe you. Come on. I promise you. Worst. God and you. Listen, God, I was. OK, OK. I want one. This guy. You think he throw me out of this like that? This guy. That's what you should already know. He got four or five lined up. This guy. More big words? No, he ain't got six. He got four in the chamber ready to go. He's just spinning that show. He's waiting for me to trip up. I don't want you to trip up. All right, go. I do not want wax to trip up. I'm just trying to get to the bottom of it. Yeah. Me too. I just know my brother. He just simply does not want to get married. I thought he wanted to get married. That's not true. Me too. I thought he wanted to get married too. Can we say what caused the ref? Can we just say what caused the ref? Why you? What happened that made you upset? It's just a couple of things. I just didn't think that was more traditional. You know what I'm saying? Well, what about the other thing? They had nothing to do with tradition. I think that's traditional too. I think all our respect is supposed to be for the man. You know what I'm saying? You thought that there was a lack of respect? Yeah, there's a lack of respect when it comes down to a man. I mean, it's both for women and men. I respect her. I was very submissive, as you all see. I didn't cheat at all. There's no one person to say it. I was really. Hermit, Hermit, Hermit. I don't know what y'all want me to say. This is what I need you to remember. No, no, no, listen. This is what I need you to remember. You might as well tell the truth because. Wax about to go wreck it. Carla has a podcast. I need a smoke. You need to tell the truth because Carla has a podcast, bro. Carla has a podcast. She's going to say what happened. You should say it's going to say that I was too traditional and I'm a narcissist. That's what she told me. They said I'm not your narcissist. And you know why don't we talk about the thing, the one stimulus that we were talking about before the podcast that you felt like it was very offensive. And you thought broke a rule with you. You felt disrespect. You felt a little disrespect. But you know, I think it's more to do with me being an old fashioned guy, you know what I'm saying, than her. Why do you keep saying that? Because I'm an old fashioned guy. What does that mean? Because you drive a car, you don't ride a horse to work. What are you talking about, you're a horse to work. Old fashioned, like you know the fairy tale life, the man go out to work and go have his sweater, his brows and the woman be home and take care of the household and stuff like that. It just wasn't that all the way. It wasn't that she wasn't taking care of home. It's just that the traditional part, I just didn't have. And I thought that, you know. Is she too ambitious for you? I think you could say that. I could say she was too ambitious for me. It was me, I promise you. We live in a society, you see gas prices, you need more than one income in the house. Do you respect? So you should be happy that you got a hustle, bro. No, I was, I was. It's just things just change, you know what I'm saying? And she's a great woman, you know what I'm saying? She's really good, but I just. So why don't you guys figure it out? Why don't you guys get back together and figure it out? I don't think that I was ready to do it, because I was like, if that's you, then I don't know if I'm ready for that, because I'm looking for this. You see what I'm saying? And that's all it was. It wasn't arguing, it wasn't like, ah, throwing things out the house and everything was like nice and cool. You still got the kid and everything is good. So that's all I respect, you know what I'm saying? I can't really say. You know what I'm saying? I really can't say nothing bad about her. You can't get rid of the kid. No, no, I can't get rid of the kid. It's just like, I can't really say nothing bad about her. I don't like you like this, man. I like engaged wax. Me too. Fiancé, you're just seeing more stable. It was cool. It was cool. You're not ready to be out here in your streets, bro. I will not go back out in your streets. It's a different world from three years ago. No, come on, totally different. I ain't got nothing. You lost it. You lost it, dude. I probably did. You did though, dude. You lost it, man. You lost it. It ain't the same world. I can't push things no more in. I ain't talking about that. I don't want to come to women though. I mean, you got it. You got it. Nah, nah, nah. I've seen you talk to some girls and it's really embarrassing, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's one thing I could never do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never had games. Because now you trying to talk. Because you used to be in a relationship, he used to doing sweet stuff, and now he's trying. And this looks like what you're doing. That's corny. I had a corny line the other day for no reason. This guy goes, I'm Romeo. You Juliet. And then he just nods. He's like, I ain't know the rest of the story. You know, I thought the frog kissed the lady. They both killed themselves. Yeah. Yeah. I thought the frog kissed somebody and came to life. No, that's the keel in the bee. No, what is that? The keel in the bee is a spelling bee. OK. Then what are you talking about? What is the princess in the frog? That is it. That's the call, right? The princess in the frog? That's the frog prince. Somebody turned into a frog. I'm going to turn into a prince. I don't know. Just tell her that. Tell her like, yo, you a frog. I want to kiss you and turn you into a prince. Why would I turn her into a prince? Why not? You got to guess that. It's 2022. Real tough. It's your problem. I don't like the back of the day. You understand? I'm traditional. I'm traditional for this shit. No, again, we can move on. But yeah, I can't say we can move on. You ain't never ever waxed to a segway in his life. Now all of a sudden, he knows how to segway. We can move on, you know? But yeah, man. Everything we spec right there, you know what I'm saying? Is there anything that could make it so that you guys reconcile? Jesus. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, time do everything. I'm saying prayer and time does everything. Who knows at the end of the day, it's just my heart wasn't in the right place for me to say, I'm going to go to the next step. And I tell everybody, if y'all ain't ready to go to the next step, do not do it. Just wait and make sure everything is good. Now we get into it. I got to return my gift. I got a great wedding gift for you guys. Yeah, that's cool, man, you know what I'm saying? You give me some dog food, my dog eat a lot. Yeah, stuff like that, just little things like that. But now we getting to the gist of it. The gist of it, it's on him. You simply weren't ready and it's cool, that's fine. Yeah, but I respect that more than I'm not ready than playing with somebody. Yeah, and I don't play with nobody. I could have dogged out, did some wild ass corny ass shit, which I was doing back in the day. I should actually show growth because another somebody back in the day, I would just dogged out or just mess with a bunch of women and it felt like I was the man. That shit corny. There's still corny, though. What you doing is still corny. I take it, that's what I'm saying. I respect the corny because it's like you're not playing around. Ah, I want to play around. This corny is not like the other day. Yes, the other corny would have hurt them. I still wish you would figure it out because I still think that you're overreacting. Yes, I would say that too sometimes, you know what I'm saying, but you got to protect your peace at the center of the day, you know what I'm saying? Before I end up being out here shaking and doing crazy stuff like other people do, I don't want to shake, I don't want to have anxiety, I don't want to have all these type of depressions and stuff like that. And it seemed like it's getting more and more out here, plus people lying. It's crazy, man. I just, you know what I'm saying? What? People lying about being having depression or anxiety just to get out of things. No, no, no, I think, I think. Charlie gave them all fucking depression. That's what I'm saying. No, I think people feel comfortable talking about it. Yeah, they're just recognizing things that they've already had. We never knew it. I didn't know what it was until 10 years ago. Yo, can I ask you a question? Have you seen the movie Inside Out? No. No, it's good. I was mid, but like everybody really loves it. I wasn't into it. It's good. I didn't think it was that good. Yeah, it was, it was all right. Like I thought it was all right, but everybody like absolutely loves it. I've been on this like Pixar kick a little bit lately. Pixar, the shit. Bro, and I mean this sincerely. I mean this sincerely. Genius mastermind. Yes, you never read the book? No. There's a book about? There's a book about Pixar. What's the name of that book? Oh, man. Making Pixar or some shit? I read it before. I read it some years ago. What was the name of that book? Am I making this up or did Steve Jobs start Pixar? He did. Yeah, he was part of Pixar. He absolutely was. No, you're not doing this up. Go. This is dope. Create Creativity Incorporated. That's the name of the book. Creativity Incorporated. Overcoming the unseen forces that stand in the way of true inspiration. I'm watching this. I watched Coco the other day. And it was absolutely amazing. And I'm watching. I'm just like, the storytelling is so masterful. They just know exactly what to do. They know how to pull your heart strings and how to get you to fucking cry. Like, I'm a crier at movies. I fucking cry. Like, I can't even describe the movie without crying. How do your wife like that about you just crying all the time? I don't know. And sometimes I look at her thinking that I'm pathetic. You might be doing this too much. Yeah, because I can't even talk to her about the movie without starting from Pixar. It goes. But recently, Coco fucking got me. Incredibles, bro. I liked Incredibles. Incredibles is my joint. I liked Incredibles. And everybody in Pixar got fatties. Super. Dumpers. Super. Super. Super. That's the pervert, Parker. Somebody's making it like that on purpose. And they doing the right thing. I was looking at Miss Incredibles. I'm about to stretch you out. And then she rides a motorbike. You know what I'm saying? She be popping that wheelie like Lotto. Oh, they know at the point. You know what I'm saying? Pig Lotto in this motherfucker. Yeah, dude. No, no. She look crazy. Stupid, dumper. When y'all read, do y'all like have pictures in your head as y'all read it? Huh? When you read, do you like picture things while you read it? Yeah, if it's vivid. Absolutely. Why? I just can't do it. That's why people will read? No. I'm just saying, when I read, I'm just so worried about the words. Yeah. How do you visualize as you read it? That's why I like the. You don't have an idea of like what Noah's Ark looks like? Like in your head, like. Yeah, you do. I think that's why. Sometimes I'd be a yacht. Sometimes it'd be like a pirate ship. Yep. Sometimes it'd be different things. I don't know. 100%. I just think that's why people are upset when the movie comes out from the book. Because we all read the book. And we imagine what the characters look like and what the scenario looks like and all that kind of shit. And then you see the character and it's like, what? That's not what I thought that teacher was. And I don't think every book needs a movie. Like they talking about doing the Will Smith biopic. I don't think Will Smith needs a biopic. I think his book is fantastic. You know what I mean? And like we've seen so much of Will's life in real time. Read the book. Like I don't think Will's book needs a biopic. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, we don't need that many movies, bro. Like there's a lot of movies coming out and they're just rolling the dice. And then there's you look at Pixar and you're like, oh, wow, you hit eight out of 10 movies are absolute success. See what Pixar films are. Marvel, eight out of 10 is absolute success. So I say Storm, right? Yeah. You already know what a storm looks like. But now you know how she's looking at things. So that would have fucked you up. What do you mean? Like you talking about Storm the superhero or Storm the superhero? See, I knew Storm from the comic books. Oh, I didn't know what this was, Pixar. Turning Red. Oh, yeah. Did you watch that? Yeah. My daughter's watching it. Your daughter loved it or what? Oh, my God. The panda shit. Yes. This is a movie about girls getting their period or whatever. Going through puberty. No, it's not. Well, yeah, that's what Turning Red is. You fucking idiot. I thought that. No, I said that out there. Everybody told me I was stupid. No, that's how you shut up. Yes, well, so I was sitting there watching it. And I'm like, is this like a metaphor for minstrels? They like shut up. Right? Yes, that told me it wasn't. Remember the father goes, it came already? I thought the same thing. She gaslit you. She must have been telling me to shut up in front of the kids. 100%. But that's what the panda's about. It's really puberty. But also, I think. Yeah, because pandas had the period. Oh, soul was good. The youngest, they had the period so fast. I think it's like a week. Wait, really? Yeah. I didn't know that. The fuck you know about pandas? I watch pandas and lions all the time. Oh, that is good. Soul is good. Soul was great. I thought soul was OK. No, I like soul because I like the idea of it. Yeah, I like the piano part. You know, like the show is like the origins of humans before they become, you know, actual beings on this planet. Yeah. I just I like the idea of soul. For me, when it gets too abstract, and that's the thing I didn't like about Inside Out, when it gets too abstract, like when they stop looking like people, when they're just like things, the talk is too far from me and I can't relate to them. Yeah. But like Coco, they were skeletons, but not skeletons. You know, Coco was fucking amazing. Toy Story, even like their toys, but they look like human. Car slap. I didn't see cars. Finding Nemo slap. Nemo's crazy. Ratatouille slap. A book's life slap. Yeah, Ratatouille. This is really good. Ratatouille. Y'all ain't fucking with it? I didn't see that. I'm a kid. I've seen it. It was good? Yeah, it was good. Huh? To what? Yeah, finally, Dory was dope. Dory was all right, but I don't like nothing really. Like, I don't like Belly too. I'm like Lion King too. Timber was a bitch, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, game, bro. No, no, no, no, I'm just saying. He grew up with a fucking Warhawk and a fucking little-ass tramp. Yeah. He ain't grew up with Mufasa. He grew up with Mufasa, man. It'd be different. It'd be totally different. But that's what happens when you grow up without your father. That's what happens, you know what I'm saying? You're right. I don't know. Hey, boy, shit, my boy's is about you. I ain't saying nothing about you. Why are you talking about me? Why are you talking about me? Why are you reacting like that? Because I'm here, baby. Because I'm here. But hey, boys, daddy here, boy. Hey, listen, what time is it? That's the problem. Daddy here. That should be there, OK? Listen, here's the thing. He was still a lion. Yes. Aesthetically. Yes. So they were scared of him and everything. But on that inside, he didn't know he was a lion. Rafiki had to remind him. Yeah. Rafiki had to hit him upside the head with that cane and tell him, like, you know who the fuck you are? What about? You know who Timon and Pumba is? I'm sorry. No, I'm not listening to you. You know who Timon and Pumba is? A wax away. A wax away. A wax away. A wax away. Timon and Pumba, they don't real like Timon and Pumba. I'm telling you, they don't real like Timon and Pumba, man. That is so crazy. What? Timon and Pumba. Yes. What? These people that we know is really Timon and Pumba. That's right. Oh, I thought you were saying wax is kids. No, he's his son's godfather. That's why I was saying a wax away. A wax away. This son's godfather. A wax away. A wax away. A wax away. He told me on the boat going, a wax away. A wax away. On the podcast, the money podcast. The wax tries to spell narcissists. I ain't even trying to spell it. Oh, man. Push your teeth. What's the push your teeth, man? Push your teeth, brother. I know that everybody talk about the obvious commercial. That's great. I'm glad. I hope that he got a better deal than he did with the McDonald's jingle 20 years ago. You know Push Your Teeth and his brother wrote the McDonald's jingle 20 years ago? I did hear that. I did. He wrote a phenomenal. Yeah. Yeah. I'm loving it. He wrote a phenomenal Arby's diss track, but that's cool. Push Your Teeth album. It's not out yet. I'm not going to put too much sauce on it, right? All I'm going to tell y'all is this is Push Your Teeth's best body of work. Wow. That's awesome. Any dissing? No. Does he go out? No. It's just a great... The sixth god? No. It's just a great body of work. It's Push Your Teeth's best body of work. And that's saying a lot. And the reason I like guys like Push Your Teeth, number one, Push Your Teeth gets absolutely... He's phenomenal. One of the best rappers of all time. I'm 43 years old. I like Urban Adult Contemporary Hip Hop. I like rappers the way I like my athletes, those that get better with time. That's when you really start to salute people, right? Because that's things we haven't seen before. We expect people to be great when they young and then they prime. But you know historically we've always thought the oldest certain people get, whether it's entertainers, athletes, they fall off. So when you see people getting better and better and more stellar, whether it's Tom Brady, whether it's LeBron James, whoever it is, you're like, wow, Prince Paul, you're like, wow, wow. And it's the same thing with Push Your Teeth. I'm just telling you this is his best body of work. And I'm going to leave it at that because I don't want to put too much sauce on it. I don't want to put too much expectation on it, you know what I mean? He always got busy. That's what I'm saying. But it's really, really phenomenal. And this is produced by Yeh? Yeh's on there. Yeh and Pharrell, I think. Yeh and Pharrell handled the boat with a production. I mean he's always been in good hands when you think about it. Like he's nice in terms of bars, but like working with Pharrell and Kanye in terms of producing beats, like how you fail with that? It's levels, it's layers, so pray for the players. Woo hoo hoo. I'm not cute with that one. Sluhtah got DL Hughley too, man. You know what we saw this week is a prime example of why the rhetoric Kanye West puts out there is dangerous. Because when you say things like you can afford to put hits on people, you will have stands in the industry and outside of the industry that will try to get stripes, you know? Wait, what happened? Go viral. Well, it was a young man who said that, well, initially he posted that he pressed DL Hughley and he put up a screenshot of a picture of DL turning around and he like walked by DL's table while DL was with his family, he just was recording them. Like in their Facebook, kind of just like a drive-by and then he had a screenshot of DL and he's like, yeah, I just pressed him over Kanye, whatever, whatever. So I can see it, that's it right there. So I guess he knew that the video was coming out, so he decided to actually just put what really happened and what really happened, he walked through DL, gave DL, DAP, told DL he the OG and was like, yo, man, what's up with that beef with yeah, you need to clean that up, whatever, whatever. Nothing crazy. And man, I just want y'all to stop playing like this because everybody ain't playing, bro. Yeah. And we live in a society right now where you really can't trust nobody. People are doing weird things everywhere, somebody's gonna take your fucking face off. Yeah, but DL don't get caught with your pants now, where's your guy? Like, why you have nobody with you? That could have got ugly for you just now. Yeah, I mean, the dude said that DL's security came. So I mean, you know, could be too late, you know what I mean? Put your pants down. I'm just saying that's why Kanye's rhetoric is dangerous. You can't do that. What do you think about Kanye getting what is a suspended or blocked or canceled? Taking off from the Grammys. Yeah, removed. Like I always tell y'all, you can never pick the consequences of your action. You know what I'm saying? So when you put certain things out there, people are going to react a certain way. The Grammys, I can see why they would do that because it's like a live show. Can you trust Kanye West at a live show? Yeah. Can you trust Kanye West to go on stage and not say something about how he wants to assault Pete Davidson? But do you think it had anything to do with the fact that Trevor Noah is hosting and Kanye called him a coon? I don't think he has nothing to do with that because I don't think Kanye was purposefully called Trevor Noah a coon. I just think Kanye can't spell. I really think Kanye was trying to stay coon by y'all my lord. I really do. I really sincerely believe Kanye West was trying to type out coon by y'all my lord. Coon by y'all. And he spelt it coon. But it's coon by y'all. That's my point. He can't spell. He heard it. He's like coon by y'all. That's what he thinks they're saying. I promise you, I do not think Kanye was trying to use a racial slur, yo. Because everybody's trying to get at right now. All he does is just like change their name or do something funny. For Pete. Coon by y'all. I don't think Kanye would play the coon game because he's been called a coon. I don't think Kanye would play the coon game, yo. I don't think Kanye has been called everything. That's what I'm saying. I don't think he would play the coon game, yo. And we've never seen him do that. When have we ever seen Kanye do that? We've never seen Kanye resort to racial slurs? When? Ever. He's the coon by y'all person. Coon is. Kanye is the person that's like, yo, we need to move past slavery. Yeah, let's go to Trump. Slavery is a choice. And just because you're black, you shouldn't have to be pigeonholed to be in a Democrat. I should be able to lie to you. He's that person that's a led broad thinker like that. So why would he resort to calling Trevor Noah a coon? He called him a coon first. I don't think he spelled coon by y'all. No, no, no. I think it's like wax trying to say narcissist. I really do. Even when I read it, I never thought that was a racial slur, yo. And I'm not saying this. I'm not saying I could be totally wrong here. I'm just simply saying, I just thought he spelled coon by y'all wrong. Because he also told Pete that morning, apologize to your family for being in your family. Amazing. That's kind of good. But it's hilarious. He meant to say that either. No, he meant to say that. I don't know, bro. You're not going to talk about men? You think he meant to make it through the wire? Yes. You think he meant to do it? What did he mean to do? Make a billion dollars, yo. He's not the best with the Instagram, bro. He don't use commas. Okay, what you saying? His grandma be off. You know what I'm saying? He might be a narcissist. Oh, come on, man. That's it. He's a narcissist. Well, I'm not with him. No, I don't think he was bad. There's levels. I don't think he was bad as Kanye. There's levels. But yeah, I don't know. I think he did mean to say it. I thought that they were protecting Trevor from him potentially going in on Trevor. I think they were protecting themselves from potential backlash because if they put him on that stage and he says something about Kim, then they're going to say, well, you gave a platform to somebody who's been stalking somebody, to somebody who's been harassing a woman for weeks and you still gave them a platform. All they did was protected themselves from the best ratings the Grammys have had in years because if they actually kept him on the show... Which he should. Yeah. You don't think motherfuckers are turning on for the homage? Yeah, but they would have did better than social. Shouldn't we applaud them for not being cloud chasers? The whole thing is cloud. Yeah, but you want things to happen organically. Yeah, but that's his body of work. He did the work. He's going to make it organic for you. But also, let's talk about cloud chasing. Nobody knew Kanye was performing at the Grammys? I mean, nobody even knows the Grammys are happening. I knew, but they never announced... When are the Grammys? I don't even know them. In a couple of weeks, because the Oscars are Sunday... That's the thing that got a little dull that you go like this. Yo, how crazy is it the Oscars are this Sunday? I don't even know what's nominated. King Richard. Besides King Richard, but like... That's all I care about. To your point. This used to dominate the timeline. Do you remember when we were younger, like the Oscars? Oh my God, it's award season. Who's going to win the Golden Globe for this? I mean, did the Golden Globes already happen? I don't know. They usually before the Oscars, right? I don't know. One of them got canceled. Oh yeah, maybe that one got canceled. I'm just saying, what a crazy time we're living in. And they're talking about taking Kanye off of Coachella. That's right. They got like $23,000. But that's his body of work. You don't think it's... I mean, I get what you're saying is like, you can't tell somebody what to do or what consequences you get, but it's still his body of work if he do that. I think the white man tapped Kanye in his jaw this week. And Kanye is very quiet now because his IG got taken away. He got taken off the Grammys. They're talking about, you know, potentially removing them from Coachella. The Gap, we already know the Gap was getting calls. And I'm sure that somebody hit Ye and said, now Ye? Now you're fucking up the bag. Ye's not stupid. Ye's not crazy. He's hurt right now. Yeah, sure. He's hurt. He's showing his emotion. He's going through a divorce. I'm sure that would happen to any of us. So he's hurt right now. Somebody told Ye, now's the time for you to relax. And if Ye's smart, he's somewhere right now. He's doing it right now taking a break before he fucks up his bag in a real way. You know, it's interesting. I don't think he really fucked up his bag. Nah, but the billion is in like equity and that kind of shit. It's not just cash. Exactly. And you're partnered with people. You're still partnered with the Gap. You're still partnered with Yeezy. So you need to be good so that they can make their money on their investment. You can't take it to keep on doing what they do. But you know what's kind of interesting? You bring that up. Like, if you looked at that documentary, Genius, the thing that motivates him the most and the thing that obviously bothers him the most is rejection. Right? And right now he's going through a divorce, which is not his choice. He's been rejected. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the woman that he apparently loves and the mother of his children. Of course he's going to rile him up in the same way. If rejecting him from being a rapper made him one of the most successful rappers in history, just imagine rejecting his love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going to be, he's going to go Kanye. But I agree with you in that like, I don't think that he's crazy. I think that's dismissive. And I think if you watch that documentary, he's quite consistent. Listen, Kanye has been Kanye. Yeah. It's just that we see a more, you know, grandiose version of the Kanye that we've always seen because he got more now. More success. More bread. More money. You know what I mean? More people willing to do the things that he wants. That's right. I'm not dismissing the fact that he got mental health issues. We all got our various issues. Who doesn't though? That's my point. You know what I mean? But it's like, do you get help? You can't keep rejecting help. Like you can't get on record and say things like, I don't negotiate with therapists and you can't say you're bipolar one minute. And then the next minute you say you got misdiagnosed. You got issues. Let's go deal with them. Everybody can clearly see you're hurt. Everybody can clearly see you're in pain. You said it. You showed his emotion. You got on Instagram and said it. You're talking about how much divorce hurts and how divorce feels like death and everything. So go seek some help because right now, brother, you're bleeding on people who didn't cut you. And that's why the white man tapped you in your jaw this week. They took your Instagram, took you off the Grammy stage. Some other things he probably was like, whoa, I'm sure the gap was getting calls. You know what I mean? And it made him and his team say, you know what? Let's take a breather. If it wasn't Kanye, you think that they let him get away with all this nonsense he's doing? You say what? If it wasn't Kanye, you think they let him get away with it. So this is my sister. If it wasn't Kanye, Kanye's the only person who can get away with this. If this was my sister, Rob should have definitely had that Kanye. Like, bro, what the fuck are you doing? My sister cannot go through this with it. And then anyone in her exes. Say what? Yeah. That's still a brother. You got to be a brother to your sisters, bro. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? My sister going through this and she got a stalker or whatever y'all want to call Kanye right now. He's getting out of control with my sister. She says she don't want to be when she got a new man. I'm not allowing this to go down. What is he going to do? He's going to pull up the Sunday service, fuck him up. That's a brother. That's a brother. Even though old boy lost or I don't even know what happened to Danny Lane or whatever the case with the baby, he still went to defend his sister at the end of the day. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think Rob should be talking about the baby shit. I just don't think that's a good example. Wow. Well, I mean, because he went to defend his sister, like you won't get it. I mean, if you're going to defend, you got to defend. You know what I'm saying? I know he lost, regardless of his loss. He didn't. He wasn't like prepared to defend. He walked into the baby with a drink in his hand. I don't know what. Was that a peace offering? I don't know. He came to defend her, though. Why didn't he drink in his hand? I don't think nothing. I really think that he thought it was going to go a different way. I think a lot of, I really, truly feel like this. I don't think people know the consequences of their actions. I really don't. You've been talking. I think social media makes it to where it's so much rhetoric and it's so much talk and it's so much conversation that people forget you really got to go live. You know what I'm saying? And shit can happen to you. Whether it's getting taken off a Grammy stand or whether it's getting punched in your face, there are consequences to your actions. And I think we really live in an era where people just don't want to be held accountable for these shit. That's interesting because Kanye speaks about wanting to be free and wanting to be able to say whatever he says. But once you're invested with these billion dollar corporations, there is no freedom. He knows that. At all. But he manipulates the people. Don't get me wrong. You can have freedom, but then you're still, if you want your tie to a company, you're tied to that company. Yeah, you can't have freedom. I'm sorry. You can't. It all depends on what freedom looks like for him. You can have freedom. You can't. When I say freedom, I don't mean like we can't have a private conversation where we're having dinner and we're saying our feelings about the world, which is what most people have. Most people don't have platforms of 50 million people that they can speak to. So yeah, we're free to do more or less as we please in our private lives. You have to think about the people you're in business with. Yeah, thank you. That's the better way of saying that. You represent them too. And that's the deal you sign. And by the way, they represent you. Because if Nike does some, Adidas does some foul shit that like... Racist shit that makes you... That's crazy right now. Like Gucci did. That's right. Most people would take that deal though. Most people would go, Yes, I would like to sacrifice. I mean, this is the age old tale, right? Like security for freedom. The government gives you a little bit of security, but they're going to take away some freedom in exchange. And the same thing with money. It's like most people will take that security. Oh, a hundred million dollar contract to play for the patriots. But keep in mind, you can't be out here partying and making us look too big. You can't be smoking weed. It's not going to be loose. Yeah, you're out of here, buddy. Exactly. So you're going to give away a little bit at freedom. Yeah, that's why people would be like, Oh, if you got money, you can't be fired. Woo! If you're the owner of that company, you can get ousted. Thank you, still good though. You can still get ousted. Apple. Apple. Donald Sterling. Sterling. Like what do we talk about here? IRS. Like listen, you can have money and be good, but don't act like if you're tied to a corporation, you can't get pushed the fuck out. Especially if that corporation's public, right? If you own shares like you and get that money back. Yes, y'all. Like people just be on social media talking about shit. They have no fluff up. No, because they don't know. If you got money, you can absolutely be fired. What are we talking about? The more money you have, the more susceptible you are to it. Probably. You're the target. They want you out of here. You're the guy. That's what we need to take out. They're eating too much food. Literally. Oh, literally. Yeah. I just really do Senkanya healing energy. And I think all of this shit is ridiculous. Man, even watching this whole exchange with DL and dude, it's like, yo, that's not cool, man. Because that shit can go a whole different way. Stop doing that, man. What if a security came and knocked you to fuck out and put your head in the toilet? Yes. Kanye ain't going to pay nothing. Yes. Kanye not paying any hospital bills. Kanye not paying for your funeral. Like, don't do that, man. Everybody relax. Like, come on, yo. Stop. And Kanye needs to like get a, I never even knew Kanye to be that type of person. So to hear Kanye say things like, I can afford to put hits on you and shit. Like it's like, when did this happen? Every once in a while, he would pop off at that shit. Like, do you remember what happened with Jay-Z? When he mentioned it, he's like, yo, Jay's trying to put a hit out on me or something like that. But that's on him. He's like, Jay-Z don't have me killed. Now he got Jay-Z money. Which, by the way, makes Jay-Z hot as shit. Yeah. Beyond calling Jay like, oh, are you trying to kill? Yeah. Come on, man. Mr. West. Yeah, but like you guys said, Kanye has always been this person. So you don't think the companies bring him on knowing that? And that's the risk. No, a different ball game. Well, I'll say this. He's always been that person and they know about that risk when they take him on. It's like Antonio Brown. Like, if the team signs him, they know that he could be a head case and fuck some shit up. But at the same time, he's going to provide. He's showing a different level of risk now, though. He never was violent. He never was calling for violence. There's never been a time when Kanye was calling for violence. Let me think about that. Did he have outbursts? Yes. Did he have political opinions you didn't like? Yes. Now what's the point of Grammy's money? He wasn't being violent. The violent thing, that's what you're saying. See, now you're in videos, decapitating Pete Davidson and burying him and talking about putting hitches on DL. It's like, come on, you're putting people's address out there. But if somebody after your wife, what do you actually do? But what DL did to his wife? Huh? DL didn't do nothing to his wife. I think he talked about it, but he had an opinion, but... Was it a joke? Who wouldn't even know? Like, did he do it as stand-up or did he do it as like... This is on Black TV. He probably is disciplining them, probably telling them it was right and wrong. He just basically said what Rax just said about how, if that was his daughter, he would have to go see him because this is harassment. This is not cool. You know, this is harassment-type behavior, you know? How can Kanye not agree with that? I don't know. Because you have daughters. You have daughters. You have daughters. Imagine the dude doing that to your daughters. That's what I'm saying. That's kind of wild. You can't get away with that shit. Yeah. I mean, listen, we know... Here's the thing. Kanye's hurt. That's all. He's just bleeding on people that didn't cut him. I hope he's somewhere right now after he got his jaw tapped by the white man. I hope he's somewhere right now. Oh, what? Feeling. I need to meet these people. But Angie. I walk this so bad. The reason I say white man because we know that Kanye loves white, he loves validation from white people. He does? Yes. Yes. But even bigger than Trump, the R... He inspires to be. The R-Moles. Who's the person that owns LVMH? All these people he named right, he's out. Are those white people, are those just like successful rich people? They're successful black people? Lots. You know what I'm talking about? They're successful black people. He couldn't want to be like... Dude, did you see Genius? He's so giddy to be in a room with them. He's so gid... Pharrell goes, you're great. And he puts in a... Get that, Pharrell. I said, I'm great. He's dying for the people that he admires to give him... No, that's true. The people he admires. That's true. But that was a different yay. You're absolutely right. But that was a different yay. So as you grow, and your wealth grows... Well, now he admires billionaires. There's fewer black billionaires than there are white billionaires. Like, I'm sure he just admires billionaires. And as... I mean, he references Mansa Musa. But I mean, God, there's Robert Smith. There's so many people out there talking about a racer. Like Kanye goes around saying he's the richest black man in America. He's not? No. Who's the richest? Robert Smith. Yeah. The guy who owned the Hawks. No, Robert Smith ain't never owned the Hawks. He's trying to buy the Broncos. But who's the guy that owned the Hawks? Who owned the Hawks? I don't know, I didn't. There's a black man that owned the Hawks? I thought it was a black guy owned the Hawks. I think he owned BET, too. No, Bob Johnson used to own the Hornets. Oh, Hornets. So, look at Michael Jordan. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So right now, your wife... Say you and your wife break up and she start dealing with somebody that you know. Come on, bro. I'm sorry, man. I'm not a Jew. Why do you want to be miserable like you? Yeah. I'm just saying. No, actually, Kanye. Crazy. I'm just trying to put you on in gay shoes. You see what I'm saying? It's like if you start dealing with somebody that you actually know or seen before and that's your ex-wife and that's your wife and you still love her, how would you react? What can you do? It's the industry, man. It's like your wife is one of the most famous people in the world. Who else is she going to date with another famous person? I'm with you at the end of the day, but how would you act at the end of the day? You tell us. I'm... When Carl and me start dating, man. Yeah. How are you going to be? How are you going to be? It's nothing I can do. It's nothing I can do. You know what I'm saying? Because I'm not the narcissist. You know what I'm saying? You said you are a narcissist. I said she called me that shit. I don't even know what the fuck it is. I'm just telling you what I am because she said it. I don't believe you, man. Now I'm just saying, like, really, if somebody started dating your wife and you know this person... I want Carl to get a defensive end. Yo, that is, to me, that's foul. Six foot four. Long drink. Yo, I know. I know. I know. No, no. No, no. Carl, you're a football player. No, no. But I know one football player specifically. Who? The white guy Benedict. Who? The king? Yeah. You know the real funny thing? He had dreads. No. Commitment, man. The white boy had a dreads. He always wanted to be the black guy. Oh, man. But that is foul, though. If you date... No, I don't think Pete and Kanye were boys or something like that. I don't think it was cool. No, no. But if you date somebody who's homie, if you break up and then date that person who's home, but first of all, your homeboys... Foul. That is the sign of a dude is a real piece of shit dude. Yeah, I agree. And they're going to get their karma for that. 100%. So that... What if they meant to be? They wasn't. How you know that? They wasn't. What if they live happily ever after? They wasn't. Listen, what if they live happily ever after? What if they're so compatible? It don't matter. You should've got her first then. God shouldn't have put me in her first. But maybe she got what you... God got her with you to bring him closer to him. What if me and my boy were meant to be friends forever? Y'all can still be friends. It's just a little awkward now. It's just a little awkward now. Y'all can still be friends. We got more in common. Nah. Hold on. Nah, that's crazy, right? That's not cool. That's what I'm saying. Of course they wasn't boys, but he knew of them. I've seen pictures of them. You know what I'm saying? But that's different. I'm just asking. You know what I'm saying? Because maybe if, like you said, with Carla, if somebody I know trying to holler, I'm going to go talk to this dude. Even now? Even though we're not together, I'm just my son's mom at the end of the day. So say it could be somebody I know that I'm not cool with everybody in the industry, but if somebody I'm going to have to tap him, I'm like, go, leave him alone. It'd be okay. Who do we want to see her with, man? I mean, listen, it's up to Yardo. It's up to Yardo. You know what I'm saying? Hold on. Let's think about this. Let's think about this. Who do we want to see her with? I don't know because you're moving on. I want to see her with... What about a girl? What about a girl? What about a girl? I like this. I like this. What about Leah Thomas? What about her pen? I like this. I like this. Listen, I like this. I like this. I like this. I like this. I like this. I like this for her. I like this for her. I do. But at the end of the day, I still have to... I still have my responsibility. I still have to make sure she's good because of my son. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You understand? So it's not just... You can't just do anything. You can't just go out here. You don't have no say in that no more. No, no, no. You don't have to say it. Y'all are many. Y'all are doing this just wrong. You can't have your cake and your empanada. Ain't about the empanadas right now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's about little empanada and he gonna make sure he's good. That's what he's about. What's with your own son? What the fuck was that? I'm just letting you down. Little E. It's about him so long as everybody can stay out the way because she can't look bad. I can't have nobody going to look bad. You know this guy. Oh, man. It's all about him, man. He can't be out here looking bad. I don't want you to look at him looking bad. And the dude, gotta still be like, yo, listen, that's my son's mom so you gotta be easy. But like you said, if it's meant for them to be together and they want to get married and stuff like that, respect. I do have to fall back. There's a line on... But if it's just playing with her like that? I can't deal with my son's mom now. That's still my responsibility. If something happens to her, it still directly affects me. It's like real shit. That's narcissus of you. I know it. You're doing the same thing to all these women. That's why I just... You're doing the same thing to women. What are you talking about? What do you mean? That guy, whatever guy she get with going to be doing the same thing with her that you're doing with other women. Exactly. What if he uses protection? What if he uses protection? Mom. What does that mean? You know. Yo, you wild, yo. What did you say that? Yo. That's a special one. That's a special one. That's a special one. What is that? Yo. You wild, bro. What? You're a wild guy, bro. What? Why is that wild? Why is that wild? Yo. You prefer not... You are a wild guy. You're disgusting, man. You are disgusting, bro. Real tough. I know what you said. What did you say? Listen, I want to make sure that he was using protection. Whoa. Who? The guy that you're talking about. And that he made it all sexual when I'm trying to... I'm trying to make sure he vaccinated with the booster. Vaccine booster. Vaccine booster. Come on. Come on. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Why would you go crazy? Yo. Why would you go so sexual for no reason? Bro, you got to get your mind out the gutter, bro. Listen. You got to get your mind out the gutter, bro. We're still in a pandemic. We're still in a pandemic. You're playing around for no fucking reason. So, I was going to get older one day. And that's a... Y'all don't want to play about this guy. And I have to make sure she's okay. We playing around with his mom. Listen, I got to make sure she's good until he be able to take over. I agree with you. Listen, there's a line which is, I actually think Kanye says it. I don't know who's on this song, but the guy says when a father's not in the house, the family's in danger. And I truly believe that. Right. So, it depends. Not anybody could just come around. I agree with that. Because the puppies is there. I agree with that. The puppies aren't with daddy right now. That's all the more reason that you should be back in the house, bro. Listen, I'm a thousand percent with you. Go back to the puppies. Before the puppies have like a fire in the house, we're not going to do that. We're going to make sure they're staying cordial. Everything good and everything stay respectful. And whatever part I got to pay to lose to make sure that happen, I'll lose on my end. Tell Carla, man, you love her, y'all. Listen, man, what's going on? All I hear is stress, bro. How am I stressed? No, for real. I want peace. This shit ain't going to get no easier, bro. Listen, I want peace. Why are you trying to make it work? Why are you talking about giving your words mean something to you? It's not going to get easier. It's not going to get easier because you kid, man. Yeah. I understand. So long as everything is okay with the kid, everything's going to be okay with the kid. What's the best thing for the kid? The best thing is y'all reconcile. No, no, the best thing for the kids is that we have two parents that sit there and love the kid and make sure they do it. What is calling me and apologizing the right way? It's not even about her. I told you it's about me. You know what I'm saying? He's just not ready. He's not ready. I have to be actually the one to apologize. Shit crazy. You balding, bro. Yo. You balding. That's a great ass point. Like, what's up, man? You balding, man. 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Oh yeah, okay. It's the Brilliant Nittiest logo. It's a Brilliant Nittiest logo turned into a charm. You know what I mean? Thank you, Charlotte. And it's the colored, you know, whatever diamonds and all of that stuff like that, you know what I mean? To match the logo, it's blue and the orange and everything else, you know what I'm saying? I don't know if a woman could put that on you. Say again? What are you talking about? He's married. You know what I'm saying? It's clean. I can't wear it? It's some clean, you know? I showed him the watch. I'm like, Greg, this is all logo. This is Rogan's watch. Yeah, all right. You rode came through, yeah, it came through. He came a little heavy. Hey, man, Rogan wasn't playing. He was acting his wage. You got it out of this? You got it, you know? How can't wait to get married again, Charlotte? I am, I know, I'm getting married, I'm getting married. I'm getting married. See? I need a gift. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Am I blinked out, bro? You ain't blinked out, you know? Yo, summertime of fresh tea with just that on, like, you gotta have a white tea with that. It's cool, like, it ain't too, it ain't gaudy. Exactly. You know? White tea to bring it out, white tea to bring it out. White tea to bring it out. It's clean. Is it crazy to wear two chains? Guys, I've never worn a lot of chains. Two chains right now. Two chains. Two chains. Two chains. Two chains. And this one's supposed to be snug, right? This one's supposed to be... Yeah. Yo, and then Greg was like, what kind of chain you think? I was like, yo, it's Andrew Schultz. So think about, you know, he's not a rapper, you know what I mean? I can't answer, like, long, dangly shit. That's what I'm saying. Yo, let me talk to you, bro. You know why that with a suit jacket? Oh, that's fine, bro. That's subtle, you cool. You know what I mean? Damn, son. I'm killing these hoes right now. You got married already. This hoes ain't ready, bro. I gotta text my wife some of the day, act right. Have you worn Rogan's watch? Like, where do you wear it, like, just on stage? Yeah, I wear it all the time. I wear it on the pod, too. No. Really? Nah, it's too much, it's too much. Why, why, why? It's too much, bro. Don't tell him that. Don't tell him that. Don't tell him that. It's light, bro. Salute to Rogan, though. Let's get you some shit you won't care about next week. What dog? Oh, we adopted the gay dog. Where the dog at, Taylor? Yo, salute to Fesco, man. Fesco was a dog in North Carolina. His owners gave the dog up because they thought the dog was gay, man. Yeah, who went you meeting? They did. They took the dog to an animal shelter. Dog without the dog. We did. That's the one I've been playing with the whole time? Yes. Sucking on my finger and shit. That's right. Listen, listen. I want to be honest with you. This is a gay dog? If you homophobic, I'm surprised that you love pets the way you do, actually. What are you talking about? Because if you homophobic, a dog is not the pet for you, bro. Because dogs, they got rid of their dog, right? Because they said the dog was gay, because they thought a dog humped another male dog. That's what dogs do. Yeah, male and female dogs look the same. And they all look the same. They do it as a sign of dominance. They look the same. I know the difference between a male and a female. Guarantee, I can tell. That's not a guy, bro. It's a fat pussy right here. That's a boy dog. Male dogs, hump other male dogs is a sign of dominance. That's all it is. I get that. Dogs hump anything. When a dog gets horny, pillows. That's it. Pillows. But that's girls, too. That's girl dogs, too. That's what I'm saying. So what's the big deal? So you didn't get rid of your dog for being gay. You got rid of your dog for being a dog. Yeah. Son of a bitch. The next dog would do that. That's what I'm saying. You don't put two boys together. Make sure you have a girl, a dog, and a male dog. Do you know dogs lick their own balls? Dogs will lick the balls of another dog if they sense an infection. Dogs sniff each other's butts. Yeah, they can just take the wounds off. Do you know what I'm saying? If you got a wound on your private, how do you learn? Look at wounds. Yeah. That's why they lick their balls. They lick their balls when it's an infection. They do it out of boredom. They own their own balls. Yes, but they lick other dogs' balls, too. Never know what they're doing. Would you lick your balls if you could? Probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why wouldn't you? You would? If you jerk off before you, you won't do that shit. I don't know if I use my mouth. I don't think I'd just be like watching fucking euphoria. If you could give yourself head. Yeah, you would. That's why God made it to where we can't do that. I wouldn't gag on it. But that's why God made it to where we can't do that. Because he knows. He knows. He knows. Yeah, you would go for it. We've all tried it. You think, bro? You don't think we could actually do it? We really wanted to? I don't think you could do it. The floor is yours. You fucking... The floor is yours. The floor is yours. I don't even... I thought they would give you a go down there with the fuck, but... The floor is yours. The floor is yours. The floor is slippery. The floor is slippery. Making even more slippery waxes. No, I'm okay. I'm just saying. But yeah, abandoning your dog because you think your dog is gay is wild. That's hilarious. Dogs, they walk around sniffing each other's butts. Like dogs... They're dogs, bro. Whatever. This shit is fired up. I'll tell you that one. I'm gonna tell you, Greg, you and the bro, Greg be hooking it up. Greg, don't be playing no games. I'm not even a jewelry guy, but when I go do get a little something, something... It's Greg. Greg, you and the... What else we got? What else we got? I'll see you, Greg. Thank you, brother. Stop shutting down Times Square with your photo shoot. How does he do that? Kissing me off. I still haven't figured out how he does that. He's on some different shots. Do you know how he does it? They literally just block the street. Really? That's hilarious. They just wait for like middle of the day where it's not that busy. And then he just lock it down, get the shot and then move on. Wow. That's just fine. I didn't know that. Taylor, what else we got? What else we got in the shit we want? Scroll up. Scroll up. I do want to talk about this. Scroll up. Scroll up to Biden's Supreme Court pick. Yes. They're doing the confirmation hearings for Kintaji Brown Jackson. Yeah. Did y'all even know that we have a Supreme Court pick? Like, who died? I knew that. Who died, though? I knew that. Well, Steven Breyer retired. Oh. Yeah. That's just Steven Breyer retired. So Kintaji, am I pronouncing her name right? Kintaji Brown Jackson. If confirmed, she'd be the first black woman to serve on the Supreme Court. Hey, listen, I said it on Breakfast Club. I said it again here. I respect it, you know, its history, but it's not something that is actually a move to save democracy because it's still a numbers game. There's still a 6-3 conservative majority on the Supreme Court. So if you really want to do something historic by an administration, expand the Supreme Court. No, no, no, no. Cut that shit off. Cut that shit off. Expand the Supreme Court and add four people there for whether it's black women or just four people there that are, you know, a little more objective, a little more open-minded to things. People that will actually make the court even. Because the balance of power is still 6-3 conservative majority. So, you know, like. I'm just curious. But if he adds more, don't you think the next Republican president will just add more? Maybe. But guess what? If you do what you're supposed to do to preserve democracy, it might not ever be another Republican president. Who's going to vote? Like what is Joe Biden done to make that vote for him? You want another Democrat president after this Biden administration? That's my point. What is Joe Biden? He's going to lose anyway. They're going to get blown out of the midterms. They're going to lose the presidential election. So you might as well. You need a Republican now. It's war. You need a Republican for war. These Democrats are pussies. I really think they're going to try to vote for Trump again, yo. Probably. Who you really want? Who voted that? Who you really want for war? Who's voted that? Right. Like, if Trump runs in 2024 and he wins, who's voted that? Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. Who's voted that? Yeah. So it's like, whatever. You know, I just think that, you know, you got to do what you need to do in order to number one, preserve democracy and number two, win elections. You know how you win elections? By keeping campaign promises, by showing people that you got some balls and you're actually doing some things that actually preserve fucking democracy. Voting rights, where the fuck? There's no voting rights legislation. Like, what the fuck, man? Voting rights legislation, the cornerstone of democracy, you can't get nothing done on that. It's like, God bless. Yeah. God bless. God bless. But to me, those were the things, those four things Biden had to do to preserve democracy. Expand the Supreme Court, prosecute everybody involved with the coup on January 6th. And I don't forgot the other two, because I really don't even be giving a fuck like that anymore. Something for black people? Yeah. Oh, protect voting rights. Voting rights legislation was the third one. So that is definitely something for black people. And what was the fourth one? I can't remember right now. I don't recall what my fourth one was, but he's done nothing to preserve democracy. Yeah. Nothing. So. This right here is going to waste the time. I think he's just done nothing at all. Yeah. But most of them do nothing. I mean, he's done some things. I mean, if you ask Democrats, they'll tell you some things he can do, but it's like, that ain't nothing you promised us on the campaign trail. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I can get a PPP. George Floyd Police Reform Act. Yeah. What happened? John Lewis Voting Rights Act. What happened? Yeah, they don't do anything. None of them do anything. Yeah. They just get elected to be the one that lies to us, and then we get a new one every four years. And you can't, and right now what they're doing is revving up that, you know, this is the most crucial midterms in American history and democracy is at stake. Sure. You have to go out there and vote like democracy is at stake. Well, you didn't govern like democracy is at stake. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You didn't legislate like democracy is at stake, so. Different times cause. You first. For different. Yeah. No, but different times cause are different leaders, man. Yeah. But if times are good and peaceful, like I want a Democrat in the office. I want someone who cares about everybody and tries to make life more equitable for everybody. And like. Man, that's a good point. No, I truly want that. I want someone who's more empathetic and I want someone who's trying to make life as, as a reduced inconvenience to as many people as possible and try to lift up everybody, etc. When it's war, when it's potentially world war. I don't need some fucking. I don't need a World War II guy. I don't want some, some fucking Democrat talking about, we need to make all the Chick-fil-A bathrooms, gender neutral. Yeah. No. We had war. We had war. I need some fucking psychopath. I need a retard. At the helm. You know what I'm saying? I don't know if I need a psychopath, but I need somebody who's ready because like right now it's like. Somebody got balls. I read an article yesterday in the New York Post and it was like Russian elite are ready to overthrow food. I think that, that could be some. I, if that's what I would say if I wanted to. He's fucking up the money. Yeah, he's fucking up the bag. But he's got so much control that I don't know if. Somebody probably gonna end up trying to hit him up. They would. But it's like, even if you hit him up, it's like, you, you then have to be able to control the people that he controls. They got people, they name like four people they want to put in place. Yeah. In the post they name like three different people that they want to put in place already because what, what people, I don't know if they realize it. I get so many protests in Russia every day. Like they've been tired of that shit. Yeah. Right now you fucking the bag up. I just, because I guess the people are upset because the oligarchs are taking all the natural wealth out of the country, right? And they didn't really earn the rights that wealth. They bought it for pennies on the dollar. So instead of the people, instead of all that gas money going to the people instead of like all the timber going to the people, the aluminum going to the people or at least more of it going to the people. It's just going to these extremely wealthy dudes. And then Putin gets a piece of everything that are going to them. And that's the deal he has with them. So basically it's like, okay, you want all the aluminum rights? You got to cut me off my little piece and I'll make sure that you're good. I just want to think why we playing about these nukes. Like Trump is out here like, yo, you know, Putin's throwing around the n-word and people think he talking about racial slurs. You know what I mean? It's like, yo, don't fucking undersell that. Yeah, with the hard R. Don't say that. What do you mean the n-word? No, he's throwing out your dog. But why are we playing with this? He's basically said I got my nukes off safety. I read something the other day where they were like, he sent his family to a underground city in suburbia and he's already doing fucking nuclear evacuation. Just why are we playing with this? The thought is this. Hit him up. That don't scare you? I know it does. Just when we got money too. I got a chance to say it. Just when we got fucking money. I'm out here blinging. Yeah, man. Let's motherfucking destroy everything before I can go flex on these hoes. Hey, man, we be like drug dealers. We be in heaven like, yo, man, we ballin' and we ballin' though. We gotta go, right? Now you gotta get some babies. It was a short run, but we balled. All right, what else? Get some babies, man. Go get some babies. Do it. What else we got, Taylor? There you go. Come on with that. We don't crawl in. We don't crawl in. I like to get the fuck out of here, Fauci. Fauci's like the groundhog. You know what I mean? You're about to pop up and ruin my spring. Two more weeks to go. Spring is here, Fauci. All right. You're not putting this toothpaste back into YouTube. Yeah. Let's do asking it is. Hell yeah. Responding. Oh, Arshawn, if you could go back to visit one historical era for a day, which one would it be? There's a funny Louis C.K. joke about how he could travel back to any time in history, and black people can only go back to the 80s. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's rough for you anytime past the 80s. Yeah, but like what time? Well, I guess you go way back with dinosaurs. I'm going 1990s, New Jack swing era. That's where I'm going. I'm going to New York City when the cocaine was organic. Okay. And Teddy Riley was king. He's still king to me, but I'm going back to that era. I'm going back to when people was riding around in the goddamn jeeps with no doors. I want to be in the club when guy I like first came out. That's why I'm at with it. Yeah, that makes sense because they still had air conditioning. Like all these people don't want to time travel before air conditioning. It's like out of here, bro. Ain't nobody want to be in a castle when it's 90 degrees. I thought it was funny. I had a tweet. Somebody said, man, the motherfucker who invented the odorant was fed the fuck up. He couldn't take that shit. The motherfucker. When you think about that shit, that shit is true. It stays with you all day long. That's what I'm saying. Your soap, toothpaste, and deodorant. Somebody said, no, no, no, no. Toilet tissue. Toilet tissue. These type of shit I appreciate. I appreciate all them type of shit. I appreciate the little things in life. Hygiene. Yeah. That's funny, bro. They was fed those fuck up. Oh, the real Jacob Collins 95. This is a good one. Okay. Can you pour water on wax to see if his tight ass clothes will shrink and make himself a cake? I don't think I should be the one to do that. I think since summertime is coming, I think somebody should just do it. Somebody should just run up on the wax. But you have to stand there after you do it. You're going to get someone hurt, man. You're going to get someone hurt just after your choke on it and not do this shit. Yeah. Don't throw the water on them though. Super Soaker. Super Soak that hook. You're going to pull a gun on wax. You're going to run up on them with a Super Soaker. Especially in the summer because he wears tight t-shirts in the summer. Hopefully wax don't have a Super Soaker on them, too. Whoa. That sounds dangerous. That sounds sexy. You might get wet. You say what? He said you can skeet all over somebody. Oh, word. What'd you do? I'll skeet on your back. You'll skeet on his back. That's what wax says. Make sure I don't get it too wet. Make sure they get wet more than I do. That's what I'm talking about. Damn, bro. Boy, it left your ankles wet. Your Tim's tapping. What the fuck am I talking about? What was that? What just happened? I hope it was a rapper. What? It was a rapper, his. Yeah, like, where is that from? Hello, Kujae Flavin', your ear remix, man. God damn, bud. Your ankles let your Tim's tap. Oil up your ankles. Let your Tim's tap. That sounds fucking crazy. Oil up your legs. And let your Tim's tap. What is going on right now? Why would I oil up my neck? Look down loud. Goat, boy. My neck is crazy right now. My neck is crazy right now. It's glistening. I can't stop looking at me. Have sex with your wife with the chain on and the rolling. It's going down, bro. Hold on. Hold on. This shit could be hitting me in my teeth. It's cracking my fucking... We out here. You guys say we out here. Yo, we out here, bro. We out here. Okay, we can end on this question. I'll let Wax answer this. Who Dre wants to know why is Wax the Tramp? Now, let me read you the definition of Tramp again. Why? Because words... Hold on. Let me read you the definition of Tramp again. The words you were saying earlier is why. Tramp, a person who travels from place to place on foot in search of work are as a vagrant or vaguer. All right. I don't think that's me. I don't beg for shit. Work is women. That's true. That's true. You travel from place to place on foot in search of women. That's true. Or as a vagrant or vaguer. I'm not that guy no more. Back in the day, I wasn't even searching for women anyway. The only reason I was a whore was because I wasn't like me. I read the actual definition. I'm sorry. What does a Tramp mean in slang? If someone calls you a Tramp, they either mean you're a slut or a hobo. Each meaning comes from vagrant or wanderer and the low life behaviors associated with vagrants. Low life behavior. Slut. I used to be somebody that woman liked it a whole lot. Like you said, I lost it. I don't have it like that no more. Only way a man could be a whore, slut or a Tramp, women have to make them that. A man can't just be that. You know what I mean? Men want to be whores and sluts and want to get pussy and they can't. So if a man is that, it's a woman's fault. I blame it on the woman. You blame everything on women. That's their fault. Wow. Are you telling me that you could be a whore without women? Well listen, wait if a bunch of women want you but you don't sleep with them. You just like, now I'm cool. I'm back in the day. It takes two to be a Tramp. You're right, but guess what? Back in the day if you told a woman no, something was wrong with you. Why? Because that was the thing. Back in the day, like you told a woman no way. What the fuck is wrong with you, boy? You got standards. Respect your penis, bro. Again, back in the day, now I do. Now I didn't know it was actually a thing that men actually could do. But back in the day it was like a woman told you, come on. You just thought you had to sleep. I thought I had to do it. Wow. I thought it was a thing. Wow. You never thought that? Like a woman come out and let you tell her she want to give you something. If you don't go give it to her, like something might be wrong with you, right? Yeah, you got a gaslighting. You got to hit them up. You got a gaslighting, bro. Wait, what? No, that's not what he, you know what? As always, you listen to this podcast. You think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit. You're right, too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. He's guys.