 I don't know what I'm looking at right now But I have a feeling when I press play My life is gonna change You know what? I'm gonna press play And I wanna see what happens Oh, this is gonna be a great episode You know what? I don't even wanna do an intro I just wanna get to this episode I've been waiting for the pussy monster All my life I can't think of a better way to start September Than an octopus with a toga What is he gonna do? What the fuck is he gonna do? What is he gonna pop a wheelie on him? Of course The only hero that actually does something You were a little too late, buddy Maybe you should have traded your bike in for a motorcycle Don't be so surprised What the fuck were you gonna do? Nick, you're gonna like him No I'm gonna bully the fuck out of this guy, okay? What is this? The YouTube comments? Wait, we're getting a Bicycle Man episode? No! I gotta do my best Y'all told me I'm a like in this episode I don't wanna like him It's the Squid Games Whoa, that's a nice design I'll help They did have spent half the budget of the episode on this one girl So Crunchyroll, we're gonna act up already, right? I'm just trying to rewind, but you wanna stay on the screen You know exactly what you're doing Dude, I wanna be a part of this gang Damn The clan of the sea folks This is like the underwater KKK What's that? Aquaman Stinger Don't get your fucking stinger away from me, bro That's a little suss that name I don't want you to be at my service Anyone who needs a new blowhole drilled Dude, no No, keep your stinger away from my blowhole, okay? What a way to start September Alright, we're back to normality Chenos Esatama, okay? I don't know what was going on outside But this is why I only leave my apartment City J You turn on the TV and you see a fucking octopus choking aqua lad Yeah, this is normal It's just another normal day The sea folks Bro, if I saw this on my television Holy shit I just come from excitement Like finally something exciting is happening in this world We need some shit like this to happen I'm telling you guys This world is so boring We need like like monsters below the sea The sea to rise up Great We have pervert man and bicycle kid Teaming up to fight to see monsters Oh shit Okay He's fucking them up No, you didn't Stop it Oh my god It's already the best month Damn, I wish I lived in this world Stinger Oh, we're all saved Here comes bicycle man on his flip phone What kind of pickup truck is this? Oh my god This is what I feel like I'd pick up If I drove through one block in New York City Oh shit All right, we're getting up there We're still not at God level yet But we're a demon level Motherfucker has a crown implanted on his head Doesn't he look like the pickle from SpongeBob? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh please Take out all of these worthless heroes Damn What is that prison boy? That's running to him right now? It's prison boy It's Kyuhiro Oh, what the fuck? Oh Eren It's Eren Bro, I realized that Two reactions ago that this is Eren So I can't even look at this guy anymore Now I'm looking at Eren Yeah In a prison outfit That ain't Sonic That's the founding titan The cohort in it What the fuck did this dude just say? Is this what Japan thinks a gay guy looks like? An ax like? This is the first gay character I've seen in anime And this is how they're acting Eren's like I should have stayed in Shigachina Oh yeah, what the fuck is this episode? Oh shit I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at right now Japan Out of all the animes I've watched so far I've probably seen two black people And now I've only seen one gay person And this is what y'all think gay people are Is this is this what you think they do? Y'all doing my gay people wrong out here, bro Eren, just go back to attack on titan What the fuck am I am I wasting my life on right now? I love it Don't want your combo What is this mortal combat? Oh shit, it's homophobia, man I'm dying for this kid to say talk to guy I'm gonna fuck you up Let's come Eren Come on, attack guy Use the coordinate You got this shit You may have the power But I have the attack titan Oh shit, you're turning him on Bro, where the fuck is the tama and bicycle, man? Y'all said I would start loving him He ain't doing anything This motherfucker is stopping at a red light right now I I I swear to God World War 3 is literally happening right now And this motherfucker is stopping at a red light You said I would start liking him I might love him now It's a green light, go Is this BTS, man? It's K-pop, man It's literally K-pop, man He's gonna start doing the moonwalk He's gonna start going like this This guy's over here promoting a single While Eren is fighting a super fish Oh my God No! Oh, thank God Eren's naked Oh, we need that in a different show Bro, what's going on? You're fulfilling every girl's dreams in this show I have a lot of girls follow me on Instagram They post some crazy shit about anime, bro Like, I see Lloyd with like a 10-inch hanging out of his pocket Eren choking Mikasa I can't imagine what they were doing with this Damn, he doesn't give a fuck That dick is just staring at Jeno's right now I think I have a new favorite character Who was that pervert? Only if you were in the other scenes It's absolutely safe Besides, if you were in the other scenes, you'd be here You'd be here You'd be here See, this would be, this would all be over If Bicycle Man didn't stop at the fucking red light Oh, fuck them all up Goodbye Goodbye, Eren! So please don't attack Please Kousan I don't know if I should give you my name Well, I said it What should I do to the other guy? Oh, shit You said I would start liking him You've been on your way Since episode 1 Where's the light yagami when you need him? The first name of my books would be Moving Rider Shit Oh, you're fucked now Oh my god, Tabi continued I think this is the first episode that ended without a climax It's a Tabi continued The sea monster is still in that stadium killing everybody No worry though, no worry at all Bicycle Kid just went up the stand-up pedal mode It's over, it's over, yalla fucked I hope in the next episode The sea king gets that bike and beats him to death with it Like I would love to see that I am so excited for this next episode It's called The Unyielding Justice I think it's the first episode that doesn't have the in it Why is it the only episode that doesn't have the? I think it's safe to say this was the greatest episode of all time of anything Because we got to see Eren Yeager naked Anyways guys, that's gonna be it for today's video We'll see you all in the next one