 My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. And this is the Weekly Dumb. We are joined by Froggy Joes from the Bronx. Froggy Joes from the Bronx. That's him. Jim, we went to a wedding together this weekend. Congrats Evan and Lily and us. We had fun. Jake danced. Our friend became a cult leader. Jake missed the trolley. You could say I was late to the wedding. Yeah. There is an argument that I was late to the wedding. Evan made a good joke. What was the joke? Groom walked out. I already Evan and he said, sorry, everybody, there were weddings off. Everyone said, huh. And he said, oh, it's just a joke. Hurt. I don't know. Hurt. Her parents. Some people didn't love the joke from what I heard. Jake met his future. Yeah. Great guy. Uncle Jay. I was stood next to both of them. I said, Uncle Jay, you are his best case scenario. And he looked at Jake up and down and then and then like looked at himself internally and was like, yeah, I am like, you're going to have to work to get this. Can you bring us into our main sports? The sports? The first segment we start off every weekly done with the main event. We need to talk about this fully. Aaron Judge is going to break the home run record. He's on pace to break the home run record depends which record you're talking about. But the real home run record 61 from 61. It's the real deal. I mean, he's at 54 home runs through 135 games. Roger Maris was at 53. Barry Bonds was at 57. Sammy Sosa was at 57. Mark McGuire is at 54. Depends what record you care about. I mean, I don't care about the Bonds one at all at all. I always forget what the actual number is. And then the others, the steroids. So I don't know. I know that it's still the American League record, the Yankee record, but it's he's on pace to hit the most home runs we've seen since 2001. The record in sports was most home runs. Everyone played Little League. You know what a home run is most home runs was like the pinnacle of records. Go look at the stats and most home runs in a season. And when you see so some McGuire bonds are the only guys that have beat that. And those guys aren't led in the Hall of Fame because they use steroids. Kind of leaves one record. A lot of Yankee fans are saying out with Maris, which is mean. You're starting your out with Maris campaign again. He just got no love. You want to unretire his number and open up nine. His number shouldn't be retired. The day he breaks the record. Unretire Maris. He's been through enough. This is what I'm nervous about. They just ripped down his number nine. They just put another nine up next to it. Judge goes from 99 to nine. Oh no. No, judge is big guy. So you should wear 99. Jim, what's this almost a breakdown you're telling me about the other day today? It's a dancing lady. What you like? I love dancing. But she's drunk and she got into a car accident. She's driving reckless. Do you like that? No, we don't support that here at the week. Her name's Amy. We support being dumb, but that's too dumb. Her name is Amy. She's 38 years old. This is a scene out of Reno 911. If this was Nick Swartzen with rollerblades skates on. Underrated TV character. It would be Tacos, Tacos, Tacos. No. Tubas, tubas, tubas. At one point they're like, Hey, can you pay attention? You're not listening. And she says you sound like my ballet teacher. Ballet coach. You sound like my ballet coach. Then she keeps dancing and then the cop at one point just says that wasn't good. They let her go like a lot of patients. It's almost three minutes of dancing and then they just put her in cuffs and she doesn't fight it at that much. Yeah. I mean, there's probably a lot of, you know, after those three minutes, you kind of feel like I left it all out there. If I'm going to dance my way out of this, that's all I could do. Do I look like Mary Kate, Ashley Olson, and it takes two when she's like queen of the garbage? Yes, man. And you look good because you're wearing your mizzen in May. Yes. Not only do I look good, I'm comfortable. Anyway, she got arrested. She's drinking and driving. Bad. Bad. We've breaking it down. We don't support that. Can you go back to the sports? People like sports. Can we talk about the sports? Jim Buck to the more sports is a big one today. I'd assume it's a big one. Cristiano Ronaldo. Soccer, football, sport. Cristiano Ronaldo's statues, penis were evolving, becoming worn out because so many tourists grab it when they visit. There's a statue in Cristiano Ronaldo's hometown in Portugal. And I'll be honest. Well, hey, you knowing who Ronaldo is, they made this a pretty good bulge for a statue. Bulge, bulge, bulge, bulge. Zach, stop doing that shit to me in the edits. Now, that's what I was like. Did they give him a penis? But I don't think they did. I mean, that's a pretty good bulge. But I think the contour of the lighting, because it's so worn out, helps emphasize the penis-like shape. So you think the people have taken this statue and kind of carved out? No, like when you can make your cheekbones look better because you contour the makeup. Penis contour. Spot on. I didn't know who to talk to first. That was confusing. How'd you get in the phone, Jim? That's what you were thinking, like that kid from Willy Wonka. Would you rub the penis if you were there? Obviously, right? Why isn't there like a- This isn't a real penis. Why isn't there a live stream? I would touch any fake penis. You know how there's live streams? Like right now, we can see Abbey Road and just watch people take pictures as they walk across it. Then they give me an Instagram account off of that, like touching his penis. Man, it's money to be made out there. Don't do that. Something I have- There's money to be made. I want to start an Instagram. I think I've already told this on here. I want to do drugs in the park and it's people in the park on drugs and you just take pictures of them. I've got good news for you. What? You thought I was gonna let it drop? Jimmy, this not sports. You and Zach were nervous about to tell me, but- I wasn't nervous. I was excited. I wasn't nervous. It was a horse. They're teaching you how to blow up horses. If you come across a dead horse in the forest and you don't know how to get rid of it, right? This is like a guide to how to obliterate a horse. You have the pictures. People that like horses, it's sort of dead. All you're doing is getting out of the way. They do say that it is acceptable rather than obliterating it to just disperse it in multiple different parts. If you want to take the time to hack it into parts and then spread it around the forest. Graceful. I'm surprised you need two on the legs. You only need one piece of dynamite. This is a dead horse. This is just a guy having funsies. He's using a lot of dynamite. Sure is, Jim. No one asked for this. You're right. Like, this was a guy with the park services that was like, Hey, guys, I made this for you if you need it. And they're like, Yeah, there's something here. It's either an intern. We don't do this. I've got a couple options here. It's an intern they hated that loved horses. Oh, or there's a detailed guide out of. Or this was like the governor's son. They got a job at the park just to get it. And they were like, Why don't you make up the guy to blown up dead horses? Yeah. He was like, Oh, hey, yeah. You think they're like taping the dynamite to the horse? I think you need to insert. And if you blow it up, you can't eat it, right? It's an opinion. Imagine they started doing this to the track. People would watch. No, I went to track once for that. Well, that's because they didn't blow it up after and I was like, Oh, yeah, they brought out a curtain. Right. So a little kid next to me was like, Mr. Mr. What are they doing to the horse behind the curtain? No, it wasn't a horse race in the 1930s. Instead of virtual eyes. It's the employee of this week. It's the employee of last week that we celebrate this week. Are we giving it to this person? Zach, that stands for EOTW, which is employee of the week. Zach, you want me to look like a popper boy for a minute? Buy me last paper, Mr. I'd love a glass of milk. You look just like you look just like the kid from the horse race. Just like him spot on. We went together. Who's you? We have Sarah Tepper here. She makes awesome graphics for us. Should we just do like a montage of graphics and me and her just one in word all if we let me finish if we were to hit send on time. Okay. We got to the answer first. We just didn't trust it. Didn't trust it. We didn't put up the shot to trust it, but we had it first. Sorry, Sarah, for your loser teammate. Congrats on all the good graphics. That's awesome. 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