 Who would like to share today? I'll share. I'm the Charmin bear. Practing Gamble uses me to sell toilet paper. But I'm a bear. I don't even wipe my butt. What's worse, they're chopping down all the trees. I've got no place to go. It's all stumps and no berries. I feel terrible. Thanks to brands like Charmin, caribou like me are going extinct. And for what? Toilet paper. Take a good look at me now, because in a few years I won't be here. I hope they enjoy wiping their inies with my life. When will Charmin stop destroying our homes and driving us to extinction? At least the dinosaurs got taken out by an asteroid. We're going to get taken out by toilet paper.