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I mean in the description below Let's get into it copyright disclaimer under section 107 of the copyright act 1976 allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism comment news reporting teaching scholarship and research Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing Non-profit educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use No copyright infringement intended all rights belong to their respective owners My bad. This is how those season one episode two Today I'm was a I live on the block. That's what they call the housing commission houses around here at Sunnyvale. I Don't know if you saw it on the news But eight months ago the government cancelled the baby bonus all the teenagers de facto's and single mums around here So in true Sunnyvale style a great way to voice any concern is to just have a ride And you know me do it a chaser well around the same time her de facto Dazza was trying to get off the dope And they put him on new medication, but he was having all these fucking dramas with weird side effects Well, of course, you know, I'm saying he's supposed to take one every once a day Well, just pop the whole bottle as a mate. Oh Fuck are you a real ghost mr. Kelly or is it just the pills I reckon it's time You went and gave Shazer a bit of a Glenn Rowan go Southern on her cross or up her mapper tassie That's a fucking great idea. Mr. Kelly these pills are making me tow he has Show your Aussie pride, matey. Hey Shazer fancy some sausage. Are you sure that shit they gave is not Viagra? I mean fucking four roots in one day As usual though Dazza's timing was bloody terrible the day after that They canceled the baby bonus Shazer got pregnant shit. Are you sure these things are always right? I can't fucking believe it. Hey, the only reason I even got with Daz is because I thought he was shooting blanks She's telling so fast forward nine months to now and my little chassis about to have a Shit, I don't have any fucking kid. She's got anyway, the first kid to Dazza. So Brassers Everybody raise your glasses to my little chassis Yeah, whatever it is absent a fucking moron like Dazza You can count on it Exactly what it's gonna be Well, yes, as you know, I will be campaigning to discontinue the single mother's pension What the fuck says dog banging on about yeah, she's saying she wants to cut the fucking pension now I believe this is more important than climate change. Oh that is I'm fucking Australian you slut We all shut up. I can't hear what they're saying this off Hey little fella Fuck off or jam that fucking gun up your arson back down your throat and don't think about fucking calling dogs because they're not coming In other news, Mayor Christina Reese unveiled the new controversy. What a father figure show emergency services Electronic Operations Center this new computer system will take out the margin for human error That's just like that movie trying that he's fucking awesome We shut up. It's cost-effective and I believe will save lives. Oh Babe, I think the pub's coming. Oh, that's great. I'll be at the pub if you need me What fuck you be at the fucking pub? Call me a fucking ambulance or something in your dickhead I would have never guessed Australians curse this much But it like it seems right though, I guess it fit Have called emergency services. Hello for police press one for fire service press two. No for an ambulance press three. Yeah You chose police bullshit. I did fuck off for murder press one I'll fuck a murder you prick fourth half press two for anything else press three. Fuck. Did you say ambulance? You have chosen murder What suburb are you calling from? They forgot people like the desert desert exist and now look at you both want to get booked for him Fucking Sunnyvale. Oh, I'm trying to bring a life in our operators are busy. Please hold Fucking running out of credit here. We're in car. Our operators are busy. Hello, please call back later You fucking piece of shit fucking computer. I'll fucking smash your fucking face. Can you give us a lip, right? I can't you could walk by now Yeah, the television long sandal and socks Not a cheating dog, bro. That's not in the rules. Hey, man We're doing like this game like where you get the clothes off for cards because she knocked off her nan is like a game set Jump in my jumping. Oh come on. She has this having the baby. Can I please get a fucking lift to the hospital? Who's goes it cuz I don't know Bro got on what is that on bro? Bro got on a mink coat. Yeah, I mean I got chest hair, but I don't think it's that bad It's like more dynamic. He is it's just loose everywhere and Mine look like it got some like pattern to it or something like it's supposed to be there Look like he just fell in some glue Then fell on a dog or something. I don't know. What happened? Can you stop fucking around with the guy? Let's just play a right and you rub my head Yeah, rub it man, rub it That's disgusting Yeah, yeah, that is horny. What's up, bro? Man. She hasn't been to drop her load Hey, can I borrow your van to get to the hospital? Oh, no, bro. We're gonna repossess yesterday What the fuck happened to your guts if you're wondering who stabbed Kev. Well, it was his missus Vanessa Well, we all know this is they had a huge domestic because his boy Jaylin was suspended from school again For acting up during sex education class Jaylin, where do you think you're going? Are you gonna get that look that man? Oh Maybe after the footy. There's a footy on What's going on? You had the baby yet? Sorry Shazza, but I haven't any luck on bloody dry factor since God knows when 73 But I've heard that one of the big side of smoking too much dope is that you get a really short attention span You're doing my head in there because I'm natural you bet You reckon I need a close Spending night by this Tweaking what do you do? Could you say small? Is a demon out here what this the second time? That's the high-speed hero. What is he on talk to him? You know so he real aerodynamic so they really fun to catch them pretty sure the thong sandals add an extra 10 horsepower This pregnant watch is just about to draw we got no money But we'll go these pension cards right or I would just jump on good on you, mate What a fucking tool a fucking gave us a free ride Are we there It's no sitting down come on so kids slash the tires bloody kids They only put the buses back on again last week We have a fucking spare tire. No. Oh you fucking idiot. What kind of spastic bus is this? Fucking fucking fuck fucking idiots Lose your fucking phone did your prick For you know, I'm saying a piece of underwear why you get a phone Now dad is not the sharpest tool With the box, but he does know how to improvise So Shaz wasn't having much luck getting to the hospital And you'd think catching a train wouldn't be a problem The bloody train broke down Worst love just when it looked like that's where my grandkid was gonna be born on the side of the road Some not so friendly faces turned up Now these are the gangsters. They still live by the cold. They gotta help fuck is your missus doing in a wheelbarrow So the local bikies came to Shaz's rescue if you don't owe them any money They're not bad blokes really good luck sweetheart Say a statement. Come on. Come on. I hope they're gonna cigar shop. Come on. Oh The size is on our entry of the hospital transport emergency service press one for heart attacks press two for hemorrhoids Shaz I know what we'll get a cab and we'll do a run up like he gonna catch y'all You got a missing tooth he's been through the ritual and oh fast for us by all you ever heard of a quick black runner Take his car Always that one guy man Hey, if you thought getting a lift from those drongoes was a bad idea, you're right Out of the hospital after doing a fucking drive-by in the drongo stop for kebabs Relax one come back. Then we'll go Then they robbed the local server Finally Shaz was on her way to the maternity ward Now the coppers around here are pretty bloody stupid but the assassins They're really fucking stupid. Listen a little chip for you dickheads All right, next time you knock over a servo. Don't leave your pension card at the scene of the crime Fuck I'm done Shut up It's off to get why is it cut defective this car one first price of some of that give us a prize in there You were all right there miss Yeah, well, we'll organize an ambulance for you. Just give me a couple of minutes There's a You can't accept help from our proper Shit you're right mr. Kelly that is on Australian come on It's on Australian to get help from them Halfway across Australia for this Well from Alice Springs to Melbourne Anything I feel What about we go over there to that joint or maybe that one? I'm not able to say we'll done it. We go and they'll be clean. I can use the handrail to hold on to Does it pick the donor joint for sentimental reasons? This was where his old man does senior did a hold up six years ago Hey, he's Frankie. He must have got away from the pigs. Hey, Frank. Hey, hey, darling. It's Frankie You want us to get you something? Yeah, get a ride It's something old school. No, man. Puffy sellers or nothing. Oh, she's right I'll get your McNuggets cause it's the cheapest but get us some sauce. Hey Thanks again me. What are the chicks in there was a nurse. This is your first two day I thought I was shooting blanks man. This is the happiest day of my life. Hey, we'll get inside one minute To celebrate your kid you can have them nuggets and you don't even have to fix me up. Thanks, man Can you guys give me some sauce? No, I forgot the sauce This is a happy stop that complains from your neighbors. You can tell this Honey postpartum counseling or something what's going on? Y'all need help or is this Australian love? What's happening? What's a view? Yeah, sir. You can tell us. He's a fucking mole and she can jam your fucking Ava up a fucking fat area poor old das Life gets pretty lonely when you have to stay 50 meters from the place where you live. Oh, okay Okay, God like a restraining order Hey dickhead That cuz it's the first aviota chevrolet and it's check day. We thought you know, we'll just do a mad party for you If you help a little party Pay for nothing do I oh nah, bro. It's all free drink up cozy. Oh that yelling. Oh my god Well, what is it Shaz? I'm sorry if I was a bitch before I miss you Come on an Australian love story. That's tough. He might be a bit of a fuck with the times, but I reckon Das is alright Days later. All right, we're not doing that next time but till a little bit like comment Hey, make sure if you're from Australia and you watch this video make sure you sub up Sub up