 We have to be really quiet because as soon as we make any kind of noise, the cat is going to run away. So if we want him in this video, the entire video needs to be spoken in this register. I can maybe get this loud. I don't know when this video is coming out actually, but if you want to buy a t-shirt in time for Christmas, you might already be too late. He's gone. I was trying so hard to be quiet. You can buy him on a t-shirt as well as our other cat that Kim designed. Kim made it! What's up? Hold on. You see this? Whoops, sorry Kim. This is my 100,000 subscriber play button. Isn't it nice? Isn't it great? I want Kim to get one. She has her own channel. Can everyone please go and sub to it? She's passed halfway and get her own 100,000 subscriber play button. Here, you can hold mine for now. I don't want to hold yours. Okay. It's another... I bought things from Etsy again. Okay. I love making these videos. They're really fun to make. I bought a bunch of weird wacky Nintendo Switch accessories off of Etsy. I guess we'll find out. Okay, yeah. It tops my town life. Oh, Kim. That is awesome. I'm kind of glad I didn't open it until now. That's so awesome. Beat him up to game room. Yeah. The part that's really impressive is it's not just some like default shape either. They actually had to cut around the words I wanted, which is really cool. Very custom. Very cool. Kim, there's something etched into the back. Yeah. It says E-E-X. Oh, ExpressVPN. What a coincidence. This thing is really cool. There is a ton of great reasons to have a VPN. Here's my top three. Security. ExpressVPN protects you from anyone trying to steal your private information even while you think you're safe at home. Yeah, not. In fact, now we're all spending more time than ever online. Unwillingly giving companies and advertisers even more opportunities to gather information about us. 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It's the first thing, so naturally. Oh my God. So in one of the videos we made, I bought as a prank a light switch, but it was Bud Light. I bought this because I think someone watched my video and saw a market that wasn't being capitalized on and actually started making switch lights, light switches. And I bought it and this is very boring. Okay, we have different reactions. If you were a massive mega nerd and really wanted to spice up your game room in the cringiest way possible, buy a switch, light, light switch. You'll impress any girl that comes over. It's BMO. You guys know BMO, right? Oh no, my face. From Rick and Morty. No! Okay, but the cool part is if you don't want to have this face in, you put your switch in and then it becomes the screen. How cute is that? Oh my God, look at it. That's so clever. This is my favorite one. It's your favorite one? It's really good. It's actually so good. I really like it. If you haven't seen the show, you need to watch it, it's a really good show. But BMO is this character in the show and they actually do play games on BMO. Like the screen will change to things. But it's so cute because it's like BMO sat back and it's just letting you play some games on it. Oh, my face. And then you get one of these. Yay, BMO. Hey Kim, what did I do last night? That's right. I streamed onto it. Oh, I'm sorry. Hey, if you want to watch me on Twitch, I'd appreciate it. I stream. You stream. I was going to say something else, but I figured that pretty much summed it up. Okay, I forgot I bought this. I ordered this a long time ago. This is a switch accessory, okay? It's all going to make sense in a second. Oh, I know exactly how this works. I'm not looking for instructions. So this part will be here and then this will be here and then that's the base. So it kind of matches the other side. Yeah. It's actually kind of a quality comeback around. Comeback around. You know, one of those classic quality comeback arounds. The first one of these we ever did, you bought me the really floppy flimsy wired one that kind of bounced up on my chest. This is like an actual good version of that if there was to be such a thing. It came with screws. So I actually have to build it and I guess it's going to stay by my bedside table now. It's solid and it's sanded. It's really smooth. It's really nice, really fancy. Smells fresh. Once we build it, we'll find out. Once we build it, we'll find out. But I'm assuming that right here, I tell you how much I love it. The last time I did something like this, I drove it into my hand. So I figured we should at least do it on camera. Not having a good day, huh, Phil? I broke it. By the way, I barely put any pressure on that. I can fix this. A few inches later. You look real cute. I look cute? Yeah. Good. Makes me feel a little better about what's happening here. Show the class what you've done. I managed to drill the head off of the screw thinking I could plier it out, right? So I figured what I would do is I would drill holes around the screw, kind of essentially cutting out the screw that I could wiggle it out. I may have broke the drill bit. The drill bit? Leave me alone. The good news is this little jagged part didn't go in my hand this time, so I'm learning. This current point in time, I can't completely recommend buying one of these. Maybe use the pliers so you don't cut your hand. Good as new. Now we have to go to work trying to hobble, cobble together this. If I bring my own screws into the equation, I have some out here. This may be a bad idea, but let's f***ing go. What'd you do, pal? I split it in half. Oh. Well, try one more time. Out. Those are the wrong screws. This took longer than filming the whole video. This better be worth it. I have a hole in my desk because of this thing. You're supposed to put this here and you put the pillow on top and then you get yourself in the bed. I'm assuming on your own because no one that has one of these things is sleeping with anybody else. Well, you are. Shut up. No. And then you game away. You know, I have to say, this is really comfortable. Can you see the screw? Yeah. Can you see what I'm playing? Zelda. All right, well, it's one of those things that like, yeah, it works. Yeah, I'm comfortable. Who wants this? Maybe I'm overthinking it. It's cool. It's cool. Oh, man. Let's keep going. Oh, you know how earlier I mentioned Twitch? Forget about that. I have a more organic plug that's about to happen. It's cute. Oh, wow. It's actually quality. This is really quality. This feels like it was actually made by someone who knows what they're doing. Beemo. It's not a USB-mo. Pog is... Maybe this is actually the... Oh, oh, it's too bright for the camera. The camera can't handle it. What about this one? Yeah, kind of like that. I'm not really sure how I can... Actually. How did that actually work? I'm like, Twitchman. What does Twitchman say? To infinity. Ambion. Hey. Obviously I had bought this one. And then while I was there, I figured I'd buy the Twitch one for my Twitch streams. They're really bright. That's why the camera's having trouble. Like, look at that. It's hard to look directly into, like the sun. I'm assuming there'll be fancy editing there, otherwise that's gonna be a really awkward moment to watch. Follow me on Twitch, by the way. Are you playing Nintendo? You wanna hear a story? We're on Etsy, right? We saw these little stickers. Remember the little stickers? Now, someone really young was like, Mom, I wanna make some pocket money. So he drew these little stickers, like the Nintendo logo and stuff, and put in one Etsy for like a dollar each. I was like, man, now that I've seen them, I wanna at least buy a couple, right? So I ended up buying like all of them. Never sent them. I got stiffed by a six-year-old. Hold on, let me check Etsy right now and see if that kid still got me. Does he get to keep the money if he never sends them? Does he really? This little kid! You know how many people he's probably ripping off? He's probably not even a kid. He's probably some 35-year-old sitting in his basement, drawing these crap, says, paid, but not delivered. Do not flame the child on the internet. Oh, uh, moving on. I actually really like these. I've been excited for these. You put your little photos in there of your little boys, your little cats, your little human babies, maybe, if you have them. I don't know why you would, cats are perfectly fine. Off again, we could put a photo of me and you from Christmas, the Christmas that we got engaged. Remember that four years ago? When's the wedding? COVID? Hello? Go away, please. And I think they look really nice. Good job, whoever made this. I can't remember, because I wanted them so bloody long ago. Right here. Barbie. Oh, good job, Barbie. All right, we have two more, I think. We have this that I've been really excited to give you. And then the last dot. Okay, so you want to open this one now? Yes. Oh, wow. This is really cool. Ooh, it's squishy. Ooh. That's cool. Oh! This is so much work. She's completely stuck everything on an every little part. It's shiny. It's cute. It's glittery. She's gone with like a little bit of a foresty theme. There's a cute little lollipop and a bow tie. It's really cute. Here you go. This can also be for you. Lots of animal crossing ones. Yeah, it is. It's really cute. Oh my God. She braided a fish on it. That's cool. It's really cute. Oh, that's actually really clever. It sits the tree's proper though. I actually really like that. That's really cute. Why is my brain messing up? What is my brain doing right now? I've never thought about it, but with all of these dogs, there mustn't be a way to actually play them on the TV because unless you have a way of running a HDMI, well, it's really a really cute way to charge your switch. I like it. The detail here is really cute. You got a little fence. You got the sea. You got a rock. You got some fish, the tent, some seashells, apples. So there's actually four seasons. Spring. But there's fall. There's winter. The summer. I love all of this. I can't rank any of it. This is number one. This is absolutely number one. The rest is all number two. Everything is equally number two. I love all of it. I love all of you. But most of all, I love you. You're my favorite person in the whole world. And I would simp for you anytime. She called me pal. Subscribe to not only me, but to Kim as well. Okay. To Kim. To Kim. Thanks below. Check out the sponsor while you're down there. Like the video. Subscribe. And if you want us to do another one of these, why?