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Published on Jan 14, 2009
*I posted this earlier as part of my Honesty and Psychiatry post, but I had a suggestion to post this by itself, so "you wouldn't have to get to the end of that other post to get the candy". Small Pills
Take this small pill, it will make you feel good I call it Paxil , in two weeks you'll feel like you should Whats that you say? You're flaccid and tired Zonked out for twelve hours and still feel expired Now try this Zoloft, it's sure to help you Just take a pill in the morning and then next week take two You read the warning and now you're fearful? Don't be, my boy Zoloft will make you cheerful Ten days later and you're feeling manic? All frantically panicking up in your attic I tell you what, lets try something old This Prozac pill will make you feel bold I'll add some Neurontin and Ativan to boot These three together are one certain route You'll be feeling better in no time at all Happy and Dandy, like you're eleven feet tall It's not addictive, I promise you true Not many street drugs can say that to you Not quite the way? Is that what you say? Ok, ok, we'll try something different today Try this new pill, I call it Risperdone You don't like this either cause you feel like a drone? Listen, my boy, you're sick and you're ill you've got to be eating some kind of pill Lithium, Lamictal, Adderall, Zyprexa Pramipexole, Scopolamine and then there's Celexa You've run out of options I give up on you stop complaining and crying and saying boo hoo Admit that you're sick and need medication just think of it as part of your daily ration So you give up and tell me "no more" You'll be back, I know it, I'm sure You won't survive, you surely won't thrive in fact, I'll be surprised if next year you're alive Small pills I've got, they will make you feel good happy and cheerful, like everyone should