 Hello and welcome to the great horror VHS raffle of 2022! If you would have watched last week's episode, you would know we landed a big haul of horror VHS that we'd split and to make it fair, we're gonna draw the names out of a hat one by one. Split the movies up into little lots of four movies apiece. So one person doesn't get all the good stuff and the other person gets all the garbage and then we'll be all fucking pissed off at each other. And to help us out, we got our good friend Carl here to do the announcing and uh... Who loves you? And who do you love? Yes! Let's take a look at some of these prizes. Why is he dressed like that? And why the hell is he acting like Killian from The Running Man? And wearing a wing. Alright, well this is for the first lot. Who's gonna be first? Evil's of the night. Go get it, bud. Next. Right there! Oh, damn. Jeffrey Coulombs, maybe? And it's got an awesome fucking cover. Demented! Yeah! Alright. Wonder what I'm gonna get? House on Straw Hill. Love that song. Watch me when I kill. I will. Watch me when I kill. He had this priced for 80 bucks. 80 dollars. You know how many copies of Stop or my mom will shoot you can buy for that? Scream for help. Typical poor cover. Pants! Yeah! I hope I get this. You fucking get it. Blackout! Yeah! I've always wanted blackout. I'm gonna get this fucking thing out. Here's a not-so-good lot. You've seen some of these before. Bloody New Year. For God's sakes. We were gonna cover this one year from New Year's. We didn't because it was too shitty. I hope you get Edge of Sanity. That movie sucks. The Black Panther. That one's okay. I'm gonna get that fucking Edge of Sanity. Mama's Dirty Girls! Yeah! Mama's Dirty Girls. Okay. I wonder what it's gonna be. Edge of Sanity. Anthony Perkins. We tried watching this once. You're never gonna even go through it. It was too shitty. I guess I'm stuck with it now. I think I even got rid of that DVD I had too. It was so bad. It was like, I'll just donate it. Grandma's House. What's that supposed to be about? I don't know, but she'll spoil you to death. This doesn't even sound like a fucking horror movie. What's this, Rush Week? Yeah, that's a horror movie. A bit of an Amdiville horror rip-off. Look at the house there. The back looks cool actually. The back looks kinda cool. Yeah. This basically will be our Halloween viewing. All Halloween is these movies. Is it autographed? No. It just says carry on it. With a K. Hopefully, Gary doesn't want it back. Fuck, Gary. Hider in the house. You're gonna have time to watch all this shit. Fuck, who knows? I got Gary Busey to keep me warm at night. Okay, what's it gonna be? Demon stone. That sounds pretty cool actually. Someone put a fucking sticker right over the goddamn cover. You're gonna have to slowly, don't do it now. Demon stone, you've been defaced. Look shitty on the back. Trying not to look, trying not to look. I'm looking. Reflections of murder. This one I almost bought at the flea market a couple of weeks ago. Well, now you can go buy it again. Yeah, because it's not mine now. Witch hunt. Oh, nice. Dennis Hopper, come on, he can't go wrong. Yeah. 976 Evil 2. All right. Now that one is not directed by Robert England, is it? First one was. But it's this full length screener though, actually. The rain killer. Oh yeah, is that what the conish guy? Rain killer. Yeah, is that what he said? Chiklis? Wasn't he also a good thing? Okay, so here we go. Here's a real shitty lot of form. Okay, here we go. Which one do I want? Right, perfect. You'll like my mother. Okay. The light head cheese. Make it real good. My brother makes it real good. That cold day in the park. Had several of those. Like what the fuck, this isn't a horror lot? Yeah, I think that's like a psycho kind of deal. Doesn't even look like fucking horror. Oh, hey guys. Like maybe like a glass of water or something. Suspicion, yeah. Whenever you say I hope for this, you get it. I should say that. Perfect family. Again, that doesn't sound horror at all. It's two full length features. Oh. Yeah, that's, well not so much. I think you've got to flip it over. Yeah, there's two. I don't think this is horror. I think I got ripped off big time on this shit. They're all about the same. They're all like, they're all thrillers. Okay, these ones. Wait, these four. This shitty family. Let's see how much tape is in there. Oh yeah, two. Two movies and one tape. Aw man. Imagine the quality of this. It's got to be garbage. Two movies and one tape and that's all the fucking tape. Satan's wang is interesting. It's all red. Got moves on. Satan's blade. Yeah. All right. Are we seeing what Satan's wang is all about? Cassandra. I'm not even sure what that is. That's a cut box. This guy is not a rip off of a Candyman cover. It does kind of look like Candyman cover a little bit. 20 bucks a guy had this listed for. Mad Jake. That's not bad. John Saxon. Nope. That leaves us with she waits. Ooh, that one looks good. Yeah, that's a super cool cover. Yeah. She's waiting for me. Getting a little hot in this. I think Carl's been doing enough work here. Well, you don't have a hand to hold the beer, so. So which one is this? Which plot is this for? This is Dead Time Stories, Night Creature, Mutant, and Up from the Depths. Okay, these are all good. I want... I want Night Creature because I used to have it. Come on, baby. Dead Time Stories. Yeah, that's all right. Night Creature. And you've lost it. Now I lost it twice. Got a hot in that there, Carl. It's pretty warm in this jacket. Mutant. Oh, yeah, okay. I will take that. That is a good one. You know, guys, if you guys want to take a break, I could use a drink or something. But if you want to keep going, it's fine. Up from the Depths. Oh, nice. Take that. I think Adam put some Bud Light in the fridge there for you, Carl. Bud Light, eh? Three titles have Blood in the title. Yeah. Shake it up. This has got to be fair. Shake it up. Oh, Drive-In Massacre. All right, hey. Can I go wrong with that? I want Blood Rage. Blood Link. Okay. What the hell is this? Anyway, just some guy. Blood Rage. Yeah. A bitch. Blood Hook. Oh, yeah, that does look like some good stuff. That's funny. 50 bucks this was listed for. I think this is the best lot of them all. I think the last one we did was pretty damn good. This one, I think, is the best. I think. Okay, here we go. Yeah, any one of those I'd be happy with. I think probably out of those, maybe New Year's Evil to Least, actually. Really? That's probably what I'll get. Yeah, that's what I got. Yeah, Christ's sake. Not that it's bad, but or graduation day would have been... Scalpel. Or no, graduation day. I want graduation day. I like it. Doesn't look like a good answer to the fucking head. Oh, damn. 60 bucks. Listed for 60 bucks. New Year's Evil was 90. Really? 90 bucks. It's a cut box for fuck's sake. Madhouse. It's a madhouse. That's not bad. Scalpel would have been good though, damn it. Scalpel. You're finishing strong here, Adam. I started strong, but... Scalpel, actually, we really want to cover. It's a really fucking great movie. Yeah, it is. Horror comedy lot. I'm kind of hoping I get that Beverly Hills vamp. Yeah, that's definitely the one in this lot. Unmasked, part 25. No, you can watch it. I tried and I couldn't even finish that fucking thing. My mom's a werewolf. Damn. Okay, come on. Beverly Hills vamp, at least. Look at the legs. Come on, Beverly Hills vamp. My mark of the vampire. Fuck! Oh, grand prize. Okay, that leaves me with Beverly Hills vamp. What a little bang here. Looks like that guy's head's like photoshopped on. Damn, I wanted that one. So here's the big VHS draw lot. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, probably 22 each. Shit, 44 movies. I feel like you guys kind of promised me maybe something, if I did this. Like I said, I don't really want to be that guy. But I wouldn't mind something. We put a tape aside especially for you, Carl. We were thinking of you. Who are you in the below fish? Yep. Summer camp with trucks. Who are you in the below fish, eh? Yeah, oh yeah. You'll enjoy that. Darius Ruckers is a good singer, I mean, but that's not so bad. Hey, you're welcome, Carl. Thanks, guys. No problem. Well, thanks for joining us for the big draw. There's something a little different. Yeah, and until next time, keep drinking. I have to find a place to put all this shit.