In his free time, GIR brought a Haruhi doujin home. Some time later, Zim peeked through it and found four pages of interest:
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(What's even more wrong is the fact that Kyon RAPES Haruhi in the pages that follow those ones. AIN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL!?!?)
This immediately sparked an idea in his head and he set off to teleport Haruhi and Kyon into his ship, forcing them to fight to the death in the hope that the god kills the average meatbag and unintentionally destroys the Earth of his universe in the aftermath, allowing him to conquer it for the Irken Empire. But of course, all of Zim's plans are flawed...
Stage: Prepare for Doom! (Nicktoons: Freeze Frame Frenzy). And absolutely random question of the day: Would you buy Nicktoons: Attack of the Porn (as seen in Doctor Neo Cortex's Not-quite-Christmas Spanking Plan)? ...wait, ain't this paragraph sounding rather similiar to the one in my battle against an AI-patched Bulleta?
Music: Freefall Stages (Wild 9), as resquested by HazzardousEco. His request actually got me to play the game!