 Dr. Bright stirred his coffee with a spoon, taking a long moment to savor the aroma. One unusual aspect of his bond with 963 is that certain sensations were different in each body he occupied. Colors were slightly different, smells triggered different emotions and coffee. Cheap instant coffee was unusually good in this body. Who knew that a chimpanzee's taste buds and instant coffee got along so well? Good morning, old chap. Dr. Cain's nails clacked on the tile floor as he trotted into the break room, got some good news and some bad news. First the good news, 682 escaped again last night. How the hell is that good news? Well after killing 792 guards on his way out, he stole a car and went on an alcoholic bender across two states. Dr. Bright furred his brow. Sure pulling my leg. If that is the good news, Cain barked happily. I'm not done yet. 682 wrapped the car around a tree at 150 miles per hour. The airbag did not deploy. The big bad lizard is dead. Of course, Dr. Bright said. Drunk driving. Why didn't we think of this sooner? Well, what's the bad news? It was your car. Drunk driving destroys lives. Don't do it, okay? Brought to you by MADD, ITCWS. Monkeys against drunk driving in their car which you stole. And a file. To learn more about the SCP Foundation, subscribe to SCP Orientation today and turn the notification bell on so you don't miss any of our videos.